Tieni il tuo anello, sono il presidente ora
▶ Keep Your Ring, I'm President Now
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▶ Keep Your Ring, I'm President Now
Tieni il tuo anello, sono il presidente ora. episodi completi in italiano. #FilmCompleto #DramaItaliano #SerieCompleta
#FilmCompleto #DramaItaliano #SerieCompleta #ShortDrama #ReelShort
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00:00:01Sì, che sei tu?
00:00:14Il nome è Conner, ma'am.
00:00:15I vissi che vissi fuori.
00:00:18Sì, non lo posso fare, ma'am.
00:00:22Hold on.
00:00:24I got you.
00:00:45Dad...
00:00:47I'm so glad you're safe.
00:00:53Captain Connor Mitchell,
00:00:55it is my honor
00:00:57to award you
00:01:00the National Medal of Valor
00:01:02for saving my daughter.
00:01:04Thank you, sir.
00:01:06Please, call me Jim.
00:01:09Yes, sir.
00:01:11And, uh,
00:01:12probably owe you an apology.
00:01:14To keep this mission secret,
00:01:16we did have to, uh, fake your death.
00:01:18I hope you understand.
00:01:20Of course, sir.
00:01:21Now, something new has popped up on our radar
00:01:24off the coast of Tarkov.
00:01:26I want you, as the commanding officer,
00:01:28to take that threat out.
00:01:31I'm sorry, sir.
00:01:33I think I've seen enough action for a while.
00:01:36How about a different kind of action?
00:01:40Marry me.
00:01:41You would make a fine couple.
00:01:45I'm flattered, but
00:01:47I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to
00:01:48turn you both down for now.
00:01:49I have a loyal woman waiting for me at home,
00:01:52and she doesn't know I'm alive.
00:01:55Well, if you'll excuse me,
00:01:57I have the perfect way
00:02:00to show her that I am.
00:02:02Oh, my.
00:02:04Well,
00:02:06good luck, sir.
00:02:07Thank you, sir.
00:02:16Tandy?
00:02:17Tandy?
00:02:18God!
00:02:19They told me you died!
00:02:21Oh, my God!
00:02:22Stuart,
00:02:24you were supposed to be my best friend.
00:02:26I,
00:02:27Connor...
00:02:28Is that for me?
00:02:31This was a mistake.
00:02:32Oh, wait, Connor, Connor.
00:02:34Stuart was
00:02:35just, um,
00:02:36consoling me
00:02:37during my grief.
00:02:39We didn't know.
00:02:41Please forgive me.
00:02:43I'm so sorry.
00:02:46I will marry you.
00:02:49Sure?
00:02:51Yes,
00:02:52of course.
00:02:55That look.
00:02:56I should have known then,
00:02:58but Tandy and I
00:02:59have been together
00:02:59for five years,
00:03:00and I loved her
00:03:01with every fiber
00:03:02of my being.
00:03:03I wanted to forgive her.
00:03:09For the next six months,
00:03:11I did everything in my power
00:03:13to make Tandy happy.
00:03:16I took care of her
00:03:17every need.
00:03:20Waited on her
00:03:20hand and foot.
00:03:25Even swore I'd never
00:03:26accept another mission again.
00:03:31But the only thing
00:03:32she seemed to care about
00:03:32were expensive dinners
00:03:33with Stuart
00:03:34and his luxury gifts.
00:03:35Stop it.
00:03:36You're too sweet.
00:03:41Stuart!
00:03:43Oh, my God!
00:03:47Oh, my God!
00:03:48Oh, my God!
00:03:50Oh, wow.
00:03:52When President Maverick
00:03:53awarded me
00:03:54an incredible fortune
00:03:55for saving his daughter,
00:03:56I thought I could
00:03:58finally fix things.
00:04:00I spent every dime
00:04:02buying Tandy's dream house.
00:04:04Thanks again.
00:04:07I appreciate it.
00:04:11Stop it.
00:04:12Tandy,
00:04:14can I talk to you
00:04:15for a sec?
00:04:16Can you make it quick?
00:04:17Stuart and I
00:04:18are running late.
00:04:20Yeah, um,
00:04:21look,
00:04:21I have a surprise
00:04:23for you.
00:04:24Connor,
00:04:24what is this?
00:04:27What is this,
00:04:28a timeshare?
00:04:29Can you take a page
00:04:30out of Stuart's book
00:04:30and be a little more
00:04:31responsible with your money?
00:04:33I mean,
00:04:33Jesus Christ.
00:04:36Oh, Stuart!
00:04:37I just gave her
00:04:38everything she ever wanted.
00:04:40She threw it away.
00:04:44Tandy,
00:04:45what the hell?
00:04:46While we're out,
00:04:47can you make yourself useful
00:04:48and clean up this place?
00:04:50Please?
00:04:57more and more,
00:04:59it seems like
00:04:59there's only one thing
00:05:00that I can give Tandy
00:05:01that she'll truly appreciate.
00:05:08Mr. President.
00:05:09Captain Mitchell,
00:05:10I need you
00:05:12to reconsider
00:05:12taking the lead
00:05:13on this mission.
00:05:15We just got new intel
00:05:16that the Sakani network
00:05:18is planning a deadly attack
00:05:19on our nation's capital.
00:05:20And unfortunately,
00:05:22our point man
00:05:23is just not up to the job.
00:05:25Connor,
00:05:26your country needs you.
00:05:28I swore to Tandy
00:05:29I'd never accept
00:05:30another mission.
00:05:32But does that
00:05:32even matter anymore?
00:05:39I have to go, sir.
00:05:41It's an emergency.
00:05:49God damn it.
00:05:50Oh, jeez.
00:05:52Dad!
00:05:53You're not supposed
00:05:54to be getting out of bed
00:05:55by yourself.
00:06:04Here you go, Tom.
00:06:05Thanks, Connor.
00:06:07Great.
00:06:08Now we're going to be late.
00:06:10Thanks a lot, Dad.
00:06:12You're welcome.
00:06:14Split fart.
00:06:18So,
00:06:19have you two set
00:06:20a wedding date yet?
00:06:23You know,
00:06:24the only reason
00:06:25I'm still kicking
00:06:25so I can walk
00:06:26Tandy down the aisle
00:06:27into your arms.
00:06:28You know that, right?
00:06:29Yeah, I know.
00:06:31Connor,
00:06:31who was it
00:06:32that looked after you
00:06:32after your parents,
00:06:34uh, well...
00:06:51Well...
00:06:52you and Tandy
00:06:53were inseparable.
00:06:54The moment I brought you in,
00:06:56you too.
00:06:59Son,
00:07:00give her another shot.
00:07:01She'll come around.
00:07:02I know it.
00:07:06I know it.
00:07:16I know it.
00:07:20there's really something
00:07:21there's really something
00:07:21there's really something you should...
00:07:23Tandy.
00:07:24Oh, my God.
00:07:25Connor, I'm so sorry,
00:07:26my darling.
00:07:28I'm sorry.
00:07:28I thought you were a coat rack.
00:07:31Thank you.
00:07:32Oh, honey.
00:07:33Can you be a dear?
00:07:34And can you make up
00:07:35the guest bed?
00:07:37If Stuart is too drunk
00:07:38to drive home,
00:07:39I will call him an Uber,
00:07:41but he's not staying
00:07:41in our guest bed.
00:07:47Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:07:48The guest bed
00:07:50is
00:07:51for you.
00:07:57Are you kidding me?
00:07:59Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
00:08:00Honey, don't be rude.
00:08:02Stuart is our guest.
00:08:04You know how uncomfortable
00:08:05that guest bed is?
00:08:07Other bed is our bed.
00:08:10Don't fight.
00:08:11Listen, I'll take an Uber home.
00:08:13It's fine.
00:08:13No, no, no, no, I can't.
00:08:16I can't let you spend
00:08:17all that money on an Uber.
00:08:20I mean, besides,
00:08:20it's my fault
00:08:21that you just got so drunk.
00:08:24Connor doesn't mind.
00:08:26Right?
00:08:28Right?
00:08:30Do whatever you want.
00:08:32Oh, pretty.
00:08:34President.
00:08:35Oh!
00:08:37Jeez!
00:08:39Sir, I'm so sorry
00:08:41about cutting things
00:08:41short before.
00:08:42Don't sweat it, soldier.
00:08:45But I still need
00:08:46an answer from you.
00:08:47I accept, sir.
00:08:49Captain Connor Mitchell
00:08:51reporting for duty.
00:08:53Connor!
00:08:56Did you just accept
00:08:57another mission?
00:08:59you promised me
00:09:00that you would never
00:09:00deploy again.
00:09:02You tell whoever
00:09:03is on that phone
00:09:04that you have someone
00:09:05at home to take care of.
00:09:06Not a chance.
00:09:07I'm done with your bullshit,
00:09:09Tandy.
00:09:09I'm deploying,
00:09:10and that's final.
00:09:13The last time you left me,
00:09:15they made me believe
00:09:16that you were dead.
00:09:18You have a home!
00:09:19A fiancee
00:09:21to take care of!
00:09:22And not to mention,
00:09:24my father?
00:09:25Did you forget about him?
00:09:26Don't pretend this is about Tom.
00:09:27This is about you.
00:09:28It's always about you.
00:09:30You never asked me once
00:09:31what I want,
00:09:32how I feel.
00:09:34You don't need a husband.
00:09:36You need a butler.
00:09:39If you accept this mission,
00:09:42the engagement is off.
00:09:45I am so serious.
00:09:47She hasn't even pretended
00:09:48like we're engaged
00:09:49since I put that ring
00:09:50on her finger.
00:09:54Like I said, sir,
00:09:56I accept.
00:09:58Don't you dare ignore me!
00:10:02Did he just hang up on me?
00:10:05Do you know
00:10:06who you just hung up on?
00:10:09Who could be more important
00:10:11than your future wife?
00:10:13The President
00:10:14of the United States,
00:10:15that's who!
00:10:16We'll just talk about this tomorrow.
00:10:18Yeah, sure.
00:10:19I'll go make sure
00:10:20you and Stuart
00:10:21are comfortable together
00:10:22in my bed.
00:10:23What are you talking about?
00:10:26I am sleeping in the guest bed
00:10:27with you!
00:10:30Really?
00:10:31I told you,
00:10:32Stuart and I
00:10:33are just friends.
00:10:34How many times
00:10:35do I have to say it?
00:10:36Jesus.
00:10:37After all this time,
00:10:38I've tried to make up
00:10:39for my mistakes.
00:10:40You still don't trust me.
00:10:43Oh, God!
00:10:47She's right, you know.
00:10:48It's not healthy
00:10:49to
00:10:51partle up
00:10:51all this anger.
00:10:53Sorry,
00:10:53I can't just
00:10:54let go of you
00:10:55sleeping with my fiancé.
00:10:57So what?
00:10:58You hate me?
00:10:59because
00:11:00I comforted Tandy
00:11:02in her time of need?
00:11:03You should be thanking me.
00:11:05Thanking you?
00:11:08Yeah, man.
00:11:10I comforted Tandy
00:11:12from the back,
00:11:14the front,
00:11:15her mouth.
00:11:17And don't worry,
00:11:19I'll make sure
00:11:20she's real comfortable
00:11:21when you're deployed.
00:11:30as much as I'd like
00:11:31to teach Stuart a lesson,
00:11:33he's not worth it.
00:11:34Neither of them are.
00:11:35God!
00:11:38What the hell?
00:11:40Did you hit him?
00:11:41No.
00:11:42If I had hit Stuart,
00:11:44you'd have to carry him out
00:11:44on a stretcher.
00:11:45Bullshit!
00:11:47This starhead
00:11:48tried his best,
00:11:48but I narrowly dodged her.
00:11:50Are you out of your mind?
00:11:51Where is this jealousy
00:11:52coming from?
00:11:54Don't leave me again!
00:11:55I know
00:11:56you slept with Stuart.
00:11:59Are
00:11:59sleeping with Stuart.
00:12:01That's absurd.
00:12:02What are you talking about?
00:12:04I told you,
00:12:05Stuart was just comforting me.
00:12:07He was just being a friend.
00:12:08Of course she denied it.
00:12:10Even though it's right in my face.
00:12:12Enjoy my bed, Stuart.
00:12:13I'm out of here.
00:12:15Connor, don't leave me!
00:12:16I'm talking to you!
00:12:19God damn it.
00:12:22Your father's having
00:12:23a heart attack.
00:12:25Come on, come on, buddy.
00:12:28Put your arm around me.
00:12:31Here we go.
00:12:34He is always falling.
00:12:36He should learn
00:12:37that he can't walk
00:12:38to the bathroom himself.
00:12:40Tandy, move.
00:12:41Not until you apologize
00:12:42to Stuart and I.
00:12:43Tandy,
00:12:44your father is dying.
00:12:46Dad,
00:12:47tell Connor to calm down
00:12:48and to deal with his
00:12:49bullshit like a real man.
00:12:51Son,
00:12:52don't go.
00:12:52Connor,
00:12:53don't leave me.
00:12:54See?
00:12:54Fine, Tandy, fine, okay?
00:12:56We can talk about this
00:12:57at the hostel.
00:12:58Move!
00:12:58God damn it.
00:12:59You're not going anywhere.
00:13:00I will not tolerate slander.
00:13:02I don't have time
00:13:03for this to stay.
00:13:08I tried to warn you.
00:13:10He's a violent man, Tandy.
00:13:12All he knows how to do
00:13:13is fight and kill.
00:13:14Tandy,
00:13:15your father is in serious
00:13:16danger right now, okay?
00:13:18He needs you.
00:13:19Come with us, please.
00:13:21My arm!
00:13:22I think it's broken.
00:13:25Tandy.
00:13:25Tandy.
00:13:26Who do you love me?
00:13:34You hadn't gotten
00:13:35Major Nelson here so quickly,
00:13:36or if you hadn't been
00:13:37a donor match,
00:13:39well,
00:13:40it's a miracle
00:13:41that he's still here.
00:13:42You saved his life.
00:13:49Where's Tandy?
00:13:51Oh, she chose the other guy, huh?
00:13:55Oh, shit.
00:13:57To be fair,
00:13:59Stuart is a fairly
00:14:00convincing whiner.
00:14:05All right.
00:14:08Relax, Major.
00:14:11I'm not going to leave Tandy.
00:14:13I'm not going to leave
00:14:14the other one of you.
00:14:15Listen to me, Kar.
00:14:18I loved you like
00:14:19you're my old son.
00:14:22You know,
00:14:23I told you to give her
00:14:24another shot,
00:14:25but
00:14:26after what
00:14:27she pulled tonight,
00:14:30I just want you
00:14:31to be happy.
00:14:33Can you do that
00:14:33for me?
00:14:38Thanks, Tom.
00:14:40Always consider you
00:14:42my father.
00:14:42You know that.
00:14:43Look,
00:14:46I've got to be honest
00:14:47about something.
00:14:49I accepted
00:14:50another mission
00:14:52directly from the
00:14:53president,
00:14:54and I got to
00:14:54deploy in a couple
00:14:55days.
00:14:55Listen,
00:14:57I'm really proud
00:14:58of you,
00:14:59Connor.
00:15:00I'm really proud
00:15:01of you.
00:15:03Tandy take
00:15:04the news.
00:15:05You must have
00:15:06liked that one.
00:15:07To be honest,
00:15:08I don't know
00:15:10if Tandy would care
00:15:11if I lived or died.
00:15:15Tandy?
00:15:20Connor, wait!
00:15:22You think
00:15:22I don't care
00:15:23if you live or die?
00:15:25Connor, I'm sorry.
00:15:29I'm so sorry
00:15:31that you feel
00:15:32that way.
00:15:33Look at me.
00:15:34Let's just go home.
00:15:36Okay?
00:15:37We'll talk about
00:15:37this later.
00:15:39Unbelievable.
00:15:41Connor.
00:15:42Connor, I'm
00:15:43sorry, okay?
00:15:46I'll go home.
00:15:48My home,
00:15:49that is.
00:15:57Connor, I'm
00:16:00ready for
00:16:00breakfast.
00:16:02Connor!
00:16:07Jesus Christ.
00:16:10Oh, my keys.
00:16:16Connor.
00:16:20Oh, hey.
00:16:22Don't forget
00:16:23these.
00:16:24Thanks.
00:16:28I love you.
00:16:29I love you more.
00:16:30Not possible.
00:16:32Definitely possible.
00:16:36Come back quickly.
00:16:38I'll be at just
00:16:3930...
00:16:44Oh, God!
00:16:48Come on.
00:16:49Get ready.
00:16:49When did you get
00:16:50so heavy?
00:16:50Oh, God!
00:16:53He told me not to
00:16:55try this on my own.
00:16:57Is Connor here
00:16:58to change my
00:16:59capeter?
00:17:00Or do you want to
00:17:01change my capeter?
00:17:02No!
00:17:04Not cancer!
00:17:05Stop!
00:17:07I'm just kidding,
00:17:08Tandy.
00:17:09Shit.
00:17:12Come on,
00:17:13Connor.
00:17:13Please pick up.
00:17:15I need you.
00:17:17Come on.
00:17:18Come on.
00:17:19Oh!
00:17:21Oh, Connor!
00:17:23Please pick up.
00:17:24Please pick up.
00:17:25Please pick up.
00:17:31Hello?
00:17:32Captain Mitchell.
00:17:33We are thrilled
00:17:34to have you
00:17:35leading this mission.
00:17:37In fact,
00:17:38we are honoring
00:17:38all the members
00:17:39of the Strikeforce team
00:17:41at a state dinner tonight.
00:17:43I'd like you to be there
00:17:44as the guest of honor.
00:17:46I'll be there, sir.
00:17:47Excellent.
00:17:48I'll see you this evening.
00:17:50Though I'll have to
00:17:51get my dress uniform
00:17:52from Tandy's house.
00:17:59Oh, Connor!
00:18:01Connor, where have you been?
00:18:02I missed you.
00:18:04Hey!
00:18:05The kitchen is a mess.
00:18:07None of my clothes
00:18:09are dry cleaned.
00:18:10It is like you have not
00:18:11been here for days.
00:18:13That's because I haven't
00:18:14been here for days.
00:18:16Three days,
00:18:16to be exact.
00:18:18Thanks for noticing, though.
00:18:19Excuse me.
00:18:20Don't give me attitude.
00:18:22Stuart and I have a very
00:18:23important state dinner
00:18:24to attend
00:18:25for his defense
00:18:26contracting business.
00:18:28Now,
00:18:28be a good fiance
00:18:29and clean up.
00:18:31Clean up yourself.
00:18:33Connor!
00:18:35Connor,
00:18:35I'm talking to you!
00:18:42Oh.
00:18:43The president
00:18:44should be here
00:18:45any moment, sir.
00:18:46Thank you.
00:18:51Thank you.
00:18:52Thank you.
00:18:59I told you to look
00:19:00slutty.
00:19:01We can't win
00:19:02contracts from old
00:19:03horny men if you
00:19:04look like a spinster.
00:19:05I told you,
00:19:06Connor didn't do
00:19:07any of my laundry.
00:19:13Is that...
00:19:15This is too rich.
00:19:20Is the brain damage
00:19:22acting up, buddy?
00:19:23I think you might
00:19:24be lost.
00:19:25What are you doing
00:19:26here, Connor?
00:19:27I told you to stay
00:19:28home and clean!
00:19:28I'm here
00:19:29because I was
00:19:30invited.
00:19:32Newsflash,
00:19:33Jarhead.
00:19:34This banquet
00:19:35is for the people
00:19:36who order
00:19:37grunts like you
00:19:38to go over
00:19:39and get killed
00:19:39in the sand.
00:19:41So,
00:19:41why don't you
00:19:42get lost
00:19:43before I close
00:19:44security?
00:19:45Stuart,
00:19:45if you belittle
00:19:47one of my
00:19:47fellow service
00:19:48members again,
00:19:49I'm gonna bury
00:19:50you in the sand.
00:19:54Okay,
00:19:55Connor,
00:19:56can you stop
00:19:56embarrassing me
00:19:57and just leave?
00:19:58Please?
00:19:59Like I said,
00:20:00I'm here
00:20:01as someone's guest.
00:20:02Why don't you
00:20:03two go solicit
00:20:04some more generals
00:20:04and let me
00:20:05enjoy my champagne?
00:20:07Rothschild Industries
00:20:09generate billions
00:20:10of dollars
00:20:11in contracts.
00:20:12We practically
00:20:13run the Pentagon.
00:20:15I'm friends
00:20:16with the
00:20:17President's
00:20:18guest of honor.
00:20:19That's right.
00:20:20The gentleman
00:20:20this whole dinner
00:20:21is celebrating
00:20:22happens to be
00:20:23a very close
00:20:24personal friend.
00:20:26Yeah?
00:20:26Yeah.
00:20:26I wasn't aware
00:20:27of that.
00:20:28I don't know
00:20:28who pitied you
00:20:30and passed along
00:20:31an invite,
00:20:32but the
00:20:32washed-up,
00:20:34shell-shocked vet
00:20:35has no business
00:20:36here.
00:20:37I'm getting
00:20:38secret service.
00:20:42Captain Mitchell?
00:20:44Hey, lady.
00:20:45Staying out of
00:20:46trouble these days?
00:20:47No, I only
00:20:48stick to the
00:20:49good kind of
00:20:50trouble.
00:20:51We have a
00:20:52minute.
00:20:52Sasha.
00:20:56Okay, I take it
00:20:57you're not a fan
00:20:58of my father's.
00:21:00Let's catch up
00:21:01later, Connor.
00:21:02I'd like that.
00:21:08Staying out of
00:21:09trouble these days?
00:21:10The nerve to
00:21:11flirt with a
00:21:12classless slut
00:21:13in front of me!
00:21:14Do you seriously
00:21:15not know who
00:21:16that is?
00:21:17And secondly,
00:21:18you're literally
00:21:18here as Stuart
00:21:19Stay-
00:21:22How dare you?
00:21:25Are you
00:21:25messing with
00:21:26my woman?
00:21:27Oh, God.
00:21:27Don't worry.
00:21:28I don't want
00:21:29anything to do
00:21:29with her.
00:21:30Wait.
00:21:30Let's see
00:21:31how tough
00:21:32you are
00:21:32when the
00:21:32Secret Service
00:21:33throw you
00:21:34in an
00:21:34unmarked van.
00:21:36Boys,
00:21:37I really
00:21:38wouldn't
00:21:38listen to him
00:21:39if I were
00:21:39you.
00:21:40Have fun
00:21:40being waterboarded
00:21:41in some
00:21:42black site
00:21:42for the rest
00:21:43of your
00:21:43miserable
00:21:44life.
00:21:45Grab him.
00:21:47What?
00:21:48What are you
00:21:48doing?
00:21:52What are you
00:21:53doing?
00:21:54No, you
00:21:54idiots!
00:21:55Grab him!
00:21:56Why would
00:21:56we kick out
00:21:57the president's
00:21:58guest of
00:21:59honor?
00:21:59Oh, come
00:22:00on, Stuart.
00:22:01You must
00:22:01recognize your
00:22:02close personal
00:22:03friend.
00:22:05No, this
00:22:06must be some
00:22:06kind of mistake.
00:22:07He's-
00:22:08Ladies and
00:22:09gentlemen, my
00:22:10fellow Americans,
00:22:12it gives me
00:22:13great pleasure
00:22:15to celebrate
00:22:16a decorated
00:22:18war hero
00:22:20and a man
00:22:21that I
00:22:22can proudly
00:22:23call my
00:22:24personal friend,
00:22:26Captain Connor
00:22:27Mitchell.
00:22:34Good to see you,
00:22:35sir.
00:22:36Ladies and
00:22:37gentlemen,
00:22:38in just a few
00:22:39days,
00:22:40Captain Mitchell
00:22:41is going to
00:22:42lead a team
00:22:43to take out
00:22:45one of America's
00:22:46most notorious
00:22:47enemies.
00:22:49So I do hope
00:22:50you will all
00:22:51join me
00:22:52in a toast,
00:22:55wishing them
00:22:55good luck
00:22:57and God
00:22:58speak.
00:22:58Thank you, sir.
00:23:04Connor wasn't
00:23:05bluffing.
00:23:06He really is
00:23:07leaving me.
00:23:11Goodbye at last.
00:23:19Well, look who
00:23:20it is.
00:23:22America's
00:23:23favorite
00:23:23army guy.
00:23:25What you
00:23:26doing, army
00:23:27guy?
00:23:27Leaving.
00:23:30On your
00:23:31little mission?
00:23:32Hoorah!
00:23:33What happened
00:23:34to you, Stuart?
00:23:35We used to be
00:23:36best friends.
00:23:37Do you remember
00:23:37that?
00:23:38Or were you
00:23:39always just
00:23:39chasing Tandy?
00:23:42best friends.
00:23:44You got it all,
00:23:45Stuart.
00:23:46Save the
00:23:46Boy Scout
00:23:47humility.
00:23:48God, you're
00:23:49so great.
00:23:51You think
00:23:51you're some
00:23:52kind of
00:23:52savior, don't
00:23:53you?
00:23:54You're a tool.
00:23:56You know
00:23:56why I could
00:23:57take Tandy
00:23:58from you?
00:23:59Because it
00:24:00was easy.
00:24:01Wow.
00:24:02Well, thanks
00:24:03for sharing.
00:24:05Good news
00:24:05for you,
00:24:06though, is
00:24:07you've never
00:24:07seen me again.
00:24:08Tandy's your
00:24:09problem now.
00:24:10Yeah.
00:24:11give me
00:24:11a break.
00:24:13You're
00:24:13going to
00:24:14be coming
00:24:14crawling
00:24:15back.
00:24:16Hey, Tandy.
00:24:17Oh, let me
00:24:18make your bed.
00:24:19Can I
00:24:19wipe your
00:24:20dad's ass?
00:24:21Thanks
00:24:22for your
00:24:22service,
00:24:24Major
00:24:24Cuck.
00:24:25Hey, maybe
00:24:26when you're
00:24:26back, you
00:24:27can help
00:24:27take care
00:24:27of my
00:24:28kid, too.
00:24:32This guy
00:24:33can't
00:24:33bother
00:24:33Connor.
00:24:34I'm
00:24:34more than a
00:24:35fly, Tom.
00:24:37You take care
00:24:38of yourself.
00:24:38I'm shipping
00:24:39out.
00:24:44What's going
00:24:45on?
00:24:45I just felt
00:24:46the whole
00:24:47house shake.
00:24:47You're good to
00:24:48Tom while I'm
00:24:48gone.
00:24:49You understand
00:24:49me?
00:24:52strong arms,
00:24:54son.
00:24:55Hey, are you
00:24:57okay?
00:24:58Your
00:24:58jarhead
00:24:59ex-boyfriend's
00:25:00off to die in
00:25:00some other
00:25:01shithole
00:25:01country.
00:25:03on the bright
00:25:04side.
00:25:05It looks like
00:25:06we have the
00:25:06place to
00:25:06ourselves.
00:25:07No, no,
00:25:08we can't let
00:25:09him go.
00:25:10No, come
00:25:11back.
00:25:11What the fuck?
00:25:12Connor, please.
00:25:12Please don't
00:25:13leave me, Connor.
00:25:21Connor, please.
00:25:23Stuart, do
00:25:24something.
00:25:43I swear
00:25:44that man
00:25:44is God's
00:25:44favorite.
00:25:53Miss Maverick,
00:25:56what are you
00:25:56doing here?
00:25:58Oh, you
00:25:58know, just
00:25:59enjoying the
00:25:59view.
00:26:00Please,
00:26:01call me
00:26:02Sasha.
00:26:03Sorry,
00:26:04Sasha, but
00:26:06it's not
00:26:07safe here.
00:26:08We're not
00:26:08firing blanks.
00:26:10I'd assume
00:26:11nothing less.
00:26:14Carry on.
00:26:28What?
00:26:29Hey, I was
00:26:31just about
00:26:31to level
00:26:32up.
00:26:32Stuart, I
00:26:34can't live
00:26:34like this.
00:26:35Clean up
00:26:35this mess.
00:26:36Me?
00:26:37It's your
00:26:38house, woman.
00:26:39Well, Connor
00:26:39would have
00:26:40cleaned it up
00:26:40by now.
00:26:41Do not
00:26:41compare me
00:26:42to your
00:26:43ex.
00:26:44A deadbeat.
00:26:45I have a big
00:26:46meeting today.
00:26:47You want
00:26:48this place
00:26:48clean?
00:26:49Hire a maid.
00:26:50Give me this.
00:26:51Jesus.
00:26:56up.
00:26:57I
00:26:58can't
00:26:58see you.
00:26:58I
00:27:01can't
00:27:02see you.
00:27:02I
00:27:04does the great
00:27:05Captain Mitchell
00:27:06get jitters before
00:27:07a big mission?
00:27:08Well, there's always a
00:27:10chance I won't come
00:27:11home, but if it means
00:27:12saving innocent lives,
00:27:14I won't hesitate.
00:27:17And what if I asked
00:27:18you not to leave?
00:27:21Would you stay?
00:27:26Sasha, I already
00:27:28stopped serving my
00:27:29country once to try
00:27:30and make a relationship
00:27:31work, and I'll
00:27:33never do that again.
00:27:42What was that for?
00:27:44Look.
00:27:46so you come home
00:27:47to me.
00:28:00It wasn't my fault
00:28:01you left, was it?
00:28:06Where have you been
00:28:07all night?
00:28:11Excuse me, is that
00:28:12a lipstick stain?
00:28:14Relax, Mom.
00:28:16is working.
00:28:17Okay, well, before you
00:28:18go to bed, can you just
00:28:19help me around the
00:28:20house for a little bit?
00:28:30Dad, Dad, wake up.
00:28:31Wake up.
00:28:32What?
00:28:32What?
00:28:33What the?
00:28:33I need you to contact
00:28:34Connor.
00:28:35What?
00:28:36I know you have the
00:28:37connections.
00:28:37Please, please, it's an
00:28:38emergency.
00:28:39It's time for you to
00:28:40call Connor.
00:28:44Hey, don't worry,
00:28:45everyone.
00:28:46I'm here to save you.
00:28:52Captain Mitchell, I got two
00:28:54minutes on this timer.
00:28:55Please tell me you're
00:28:56calling with some
00:28:56directions.
00:28:57Oh, Connor, oh, thank
00:28:58God.
00:28:58Thank God you answered.
00:28:59You have no idea what I've
00:29:01been through.
00:29:01Tandy?
00:29:04Look, Tandy, this isn't
00:29:05really a good time, okay?
00:29:06I'm sort of in the middle
00:29:07of something.
00:29:08What could be more
00:29:09important than your
00:29:09fiance's happiness?
00:29:17You chose Stuart.
00:29:18I moved on.
00:29:19Now, you'll excuse me.
00:29:21I got six seconds until a
00:29:24bomb goes off and we all
00:29:25die.
00:29:25Oh, my God.
00:29:26Did you just say bomb?
00:29:33It's okay.
00:29:35We're safe.
00:29:36Now, let's go.
00:29:38Go.
00:29:39Go.
00:29:41Connor, can you hear me?
00:29:43Answer me, answer me,
00:29:44please.
00:29:47Oh, my God.
00:29:51Once again, Captain, the
00:29:52country is in your debt.
00:29:54You earn many more of
00:29:56these, you're going to need
00:29:57to see a chiropractor.
00:29:58I think I can handle it,
00:29:59sir.
00:30:00Good.
00:30:01Now, listen, the conflict
00:30:03between Karzan and Tarkov is
00:30:05starting to heat up and we
00:30:07need your expertise.
00:30:09Welcome to your first day as
00:30:10presidential advisor, Captain.
00:30:15Why don't we find somewhere
00:30:16private where I can catch you
00:30:17up to speed?
00:30:20Unfortunately, I do have one
00:30:22more loose end I need to tie up
00:30:23first.
00:30:27No, I can't.
00:30:29I can't.
00:30:30I can't.
00:30:30I can't.
00:30:31Put that down.
00:30:32I've got a more pressing job
00:30:34for you.
00:30:36Sex with me.
00:30:38Not now, Stuart.
00:30:40Come on.
00:30:41Let me show you how much I love you.
00:30:43Help me clean.
00:30:45That's what Connor would do.
00:30:47That's what Connor would do.
00:30:49He's gone.
00:30:50You chose me.
00:30:52Remember?
00:30:56Is that a helicopter?
00:30:57Connor.
00:31:05Connor, you're back.
00:31:13I'm so happy you're alive
00:31:15and you rented a helicopter
00:31:18for me.
00:31:19Wow, man.
00:31:20That is pathetic.
00:31:22How many VA checks
00:31:23did that cost you?
00:31:24Actually, I'm just here
00:31:26to drop off something for you.
00:31:28Look, I've been thinking
00:31:30a lot lately and I get it.
00:31:32You taking on that mission
00:31:34and fighting with Stuart.
00:31:37I mean, that weird thing
00:31:38with the timeshare.
00:31:39You were just trying
00:31:40to get my attention
00:31:42and I was just...
00:31:47Hello, Tandy.
00:31:48This is Sasha.
00:31:50That's her helicopter
00:31:51parked over there.
00:31:52Tandy.
00:31:54Good to meet you.
00:31:55Again.
00:31:56Connor, this is way too far.
00:31:58If you wanted to come back,
00:32:00all you had to do
00:32:01was apologize.
00:32:03You don't have to try
00:32:04and make me jealous
00:32:05by bringing around
00:32:06some cheap holes.
00:32:07I know you're not
00:32:08talking about me.
00:32:09I'm sorry.
00:32:10Do you see a red light
00:32:11on my porch?
00:32:13Wake up, honey.
00:32:14He's not fine.
00:32:16Call me a whore
00:32:17one more time.
00:32:18I dare you.
00:32:20Hey, skank.
00:32:22No one touches my girl.
00:32:27Did you hear that?
00:32:30I'm getting a call.
00:32:33Connor,
00:32:34you're choosing her side?
00:32:36I'm your fiance.
00:32:38We co-own a house together.
00:32:39No, we don't, Tandy.
00:32:41I bought a new house.
00:32:43I signed this one over
00:32:44to you in full.
00:32:45Consider it a parting gift.
00:32:49You have another house?
00:32:51With what money?
00:32:53A highway overpass
00:32:54doesn't count as a home.
00:32:55Oh, me.
00:32:57Let's go, Tandy.
00:33:03I'm so sorry.
00:33:05I didn't want you
00:33:06to see that side of me.
00:33:08I can usually contain myself,
00:33:09but that woman...
00:33:12What?
00:33:13Never been more attracted to you.
00:33:18Kelly?
00:33:26Uh, why is this empty?
00:33:29I can't sleep without my medication.
00:33:32Right.
00:33:34Connor always refilled them.
00:33:37Well,
00:33:39so long as you're up.
00:33:42about that,
00:33:43I want to wait
00:33:45till marriage.
00:33:46I'm a traditional girl.
00:33:49What?
00:33:50We've already...
00:33:51That's fine.
00:33:51Oh, good night, Stuart.
00:34:12Don't be too long.
00:34:19I need this brought out
00:34:20with dessert.
00:34:23This is worth more
00:34:24than you make
00:34:25in a decade.
00:34:26Don't mess it up.
00:34:29Oui, most of it.
00:34:36Because Antard Kev's
00:34:37strategy you pitched
00:34:38to V.P. Bolton
00:34:39was a hit.
00:34:40My dad is thrilled.
00:34:42He should be proud.
00:34:45I'm just...
00:34:46glad I can help my country.
00:34:48Captain Humility.
00:34:50Let's go to dinner
00:34:51and celebrate.
00:34:53My treat.
00:34:55I'm in.
00:35:00A VIP table
00:35:02in the most exclusive
00:35:03restaurant in the city.
00:35:06Oh, Stuart.
00:35:07This is just spectacular.
00:35:12I told you.
00:35:15Connor could never give you
00:35:16the life you deserve.
00:35:20A salmon?
00:35:23The dessert course, remember?
00:35:25Oui, monsieur.
00:35:26I recall a petit problem.
00:35:30We are in need of the table.
00:35:33Excuse me.
00:35:35This dipshit is confused.
00:35:37There's another VIP table over there.
00:35:39I'm afraid not, monsieur.
00:35:42We had a very important
00:35:44guest arrive
00:35:45and we are clearing
00:35:46the entire section.
00:35:48Who could be more important?
00:35:50The whole
00:35:51VIP section?
00:36:04This man
00:36:04is a stalker.
00:36:06Someone kick him out
00:36:07before I call the cop.
00:36:08We should just go.
00:36:09Nonsense.
00:36:10This is your favorite restaurant.
00:36:12And look,
00:36:13he brought his little skank around
00:36:15too to ruin our evening.
00:36:17Watch your tongue, monsieur.
00:36:20Mademoiselle Mavelpreek
00:36:21is our honored guest.
00:36:22You must go.
00:36:24Now!
00:36:24And where will we sit?
00:36:28Bon appétit.
00:36:32Oh, God.
00:36:35Stuart,
00:36:36we should just cancel.
00:36:38No.
00:36:39Just wait for dessert.
00:36:41Oh, God.
00:36:51Look.
00:36:52Tandy.
00:36:55Oh.
00:36:56Stuart.
00:36:59Oh.
00:37:01Oh, my God.
00:37:02Tandy.
00:37:03Oh, my God.
00:37:03Tandy.
00:37:05I've wanted you
00:37:06from the minute
00:37:07I saw you
00:37:09marry me.
00:37:10Stuart,
00:37:10we're right
00:37:11outside the bathrooms.
00:37:13Seriously?
00:37:15Nothing's ever
00:37:15good enough for you,
00:37:16uppity bitch.
00:37:19What the fuck?
00:37:22Bitch.
00:37:25Connor,
00:37:26I knew you still loved me.
00:37:28Tandy,
00:37:29that's not what this is,
00:37:30okay?
00:37:31Stuart is dangerous.
00:37:32Can you please
00:37:33drop the Captain America act
00:37:35and just come home?
00:37:36Tandy,
00:37:37you made your choices.
00:37:39Go ahead
00:37:40and live with the consequences.
00:37:46I'm sorry.
00:37:47I feel like
00:37:49dinner's kind of ruined.
00:37:51I still think
00:37:52there's room for dessert.
00:37:54Okay.
00:37:56Yeah, you're right.
00:37:57I made my choice.
00:37:58A better one.
00:37:59I'm with a real man now.
00:38:04And we're getting married.
00:38:07Get down on me,
00:38:08you idiot.
00:38:09Oh, yes.
00:38:10Yes.
00:38:10Stuart,
00:38:11I will marry you.
00:38:22Let's get home
00:38:23and practice
00:38:24for a wedding night.
00:38:25Uh,
00:38:25I actually,
00:38:26oh, God,
00:38:27I have a headache.
00:38:28I'm so bad.
00:38:29Did you
00:38:30or did you not
00:38:31just agree to marry me?
00:38:32Uh,
00:38:33yes.
00:38:34Yes, of course.
00:38:35Of course.
00:38:35Of course.
00:38:36um,
00:38:37you have to get permission
00:38:39for my dad purse.
00:38:41You know I'm a traditional girl.
00:38:44Oh, God.
00:38:47What the fuck?
00:38:51You know,
00:38:53it doesn't feel real to me sometimes.
00:38:57This house,
00:38:59this new life,
00:39:01you.
00:39:03Tell me,
00:39:06how did a guy get so lucky?
00:39:08I'm a very thorough researcher,
00:39:10I know why you joined the Marines.
00:39:15To pay for Tom's medical pills
00:39:17and Tandy's education.
00:39:20You're a good,
00:39:21kind man.
00:39:24It's like one of the sexiest qualities
00:39:25in the world.
00:39:27Not to mention you saved my life.
00:39:30I was hoping you weren't
00:39:31going to leave that out.
00:39:41I asked you to marry me
00:39:43the moment we landed
00:39:44on U.S. soil.
00:39:46That was
00:39:48and is
00:39:49a very real offer.
00:39:56Connor Mitchell.
00:39:59Will you marry me?
00:40:02Sasha, wait.
00:40:06This doesn't feel right.
00:40:28Sasha, Maverick,
00:40:29just a few short weeks
00:40:31you've become
00:40:32the light of my life.
00:40:38Will you do me
00:40:39the slaughter
00:40:39and marry me?
00:40:41You almost gave me
00:40:42a heart attack.
00:40:44I'm sorry.
00:40:46Fuck yes.
00:40:53Well,
00:40:54one of us
00:40:54had to get down
00:40:55on their knee.
00:40:56I wanted it to be me.
00:41:00I'll
00:41:01while you're down there.
00:41:03Can you do
00:41:03one more thing,
00:41:05Captain?
00:41:06Ma'am,
00:41:07Yes, ma'am.
00:41:13Tandy,
00:41:14my beautiful daughter.
00:41:17I know we've had
00:41:18our disagreements,
00:41:20no matter what.
00:41:23No, I love you
00:41:24and I
00:41:24want you to be happy.
00:41:28Yeah.
00:41:29Whether that's with
00:41:31Connor,
00:41:33who I love,
00:41:35or
00:41:37with that prick,
00:41:39you know,
00:41:40you know how
00:41:40I feel about it.
00:41:43Well,
00:41:45Tandy,
00:41:46I love you,
00:41:46and it's
00:41:47your choice,
00:41:48kiddo.
00:41:50It's your choice.
00:41:53Hey,
00:41:53Connor,
00:41:55tell me I don't have
00:41:56much longer,
00:41:56so I'm just recording
00:41:57and somehow
00:41:58last wishes
00:41:59for Tandy.
00:42:01It looks like
00:42:02you have something
00:42:03to tell me,
00:42:05to talk to me.
00:42:06What is it?
00:42:08I met someone
00:42:09new.
00:42:12Sasha Maverick.
00:42:15Sasha Maverick,
00:42:16the president's daughter?
00:42:17the...
00:42:20God,
00:42:20she's gorgeous.
00:42:22Lucky you.
00:42:24God,
00:42:24way to go,
00:42:25son.
00:42:26So you're not upset?
00:42:29Hell no,
00:42:30man.
00:42:31All that shit
00:42:32my daughter's put you
00:42:33through.
00:42:35Actually,
00:42:36I'm relieved.
00:42:38Good for you.
00:42:40Well,
00:42:42in that case,
00:42:45will you be
00:42:45my best man?
00:42:52I'd be honored.
00:42:54Thank you,
00:42:55Hunter.
00:42:58Good.
00:42:59I want you up
00:43:00and walking
00:43:01for my wedding day.
00:43:02You got that?
00:43:05Yes, sir.
00:43:08Connor.
00:43:09Connor.
00:43:11You're getting married?
00:43:13So I wasn't
00:43:14enough for you,
00:43:15huh?
00:43:16And now you have
00:43:16to torture my dad
00:43:17with your theatrics
00:43:18now, too?
00:43:19Andy,
00:43:19look,
00:43:21I'm sorry
00:43:21that you had
00:43:22to find out
00:43:22this way,
00:43:23but yes,
00:43:24I am engaged
00:43:25and your father's
00:43:26happy for me.
00:43:29Can I talk to you
00:43:30outside for a second?
00:43:31Now?
00:43:35Hunter,
00:43:36don't leave me
00:43:36with him.
00:43:37I'll be back.
00:43:39Oh, shit.
00:43:47Tom.
00:43:49I proposed
00:43:50to Tandy
00:43:51and she said
00:43:52yes,
00:43:53but she
00:43:54insisted
00:43:55I get
00:43:55your blessing,
00:43:57so...
00:43:58No.
00:44:04What?
00:44:06You deaf and stupid.
00:44:07I said no.
00:44:10Not in a thousand years.
00:44:12Tandy,
00:44:13what...
00:44:14Connor,
00:44:15what did I ever do
00:44:16to you,
00:44:16huh?
00:44:17Why are you
00:44:18torturing me like this?
00:44:19Torturing you?
00:44:20I'm just trying to
00:44:21move on with my life.
00:44:22It used to be
00:44:22our life.
00:44:24Tandy,
00:44:24I don't think
00:44:25your new fiancé
00:44:26would appreciate that.
00:44:28No.
00:44:30Stuart!
00:44:31I was just
00:44:31trying to make you jealous.
00:44:33I'm so sorry, baby.
00:44:35Please, please.
00:44:36Tandy,
00:44:37you slept with someone else
00:44:38and every time
00:44:39I tried to extend
00:44:40an olive branch to you,
00:44:41you threw it back
00:44:42in my face.
00:44:43What do I have to do
00:44:44to show you
00:44:45that I love you,
00:44:46that I've always loved you?
00:44:53Tandy,
00:44:57Sasha,
00:44:58that's not what
00:44:58it looks like, okay?
00:44:59Actually,
00:45:01yes,
00:45:02it is.
00:45:03Connor and I
00:45:04are in love.
00:45:05We've always
00:45:05been in love.
00:45:09Don't worry, baby.
00:45:11I saw everything.
00:45:12If this deranged slut
00:45:13thinks she can come
00:45:14between us,
00:45:15she's got another thing
00:45:16coming for her.
00:45:17Bring it on, bitch.
00:45:18Tandy, enough!
00:45:20I've moved on!
00:45:24No.
00:45:26No, no, no, Connor.
00:45:27Connor, tell me
00:45:28that it's fake.
00:45:29Please, Connor, please.
00:45:31Tell me it's not real.
00:45:33Tandy.
00:45:33No, it can't be real.
00:45:35You can't leave me
00:45:37like this.
00:45:39It's over, Tandy.
00:45:42Listen,
00:45:43you old goat.
00:45:44I have one shot
00:45:45left at holding
00:45:46on to Tandy.
00:45:48I can feel her
00:45:49pulling away
00:45:50and I don't know why.
00:45:51I'm the perfect boyfriend.
00:45:53that's a hoot.
00:45:55I practically
00:45:56raised that kid
00:45:57to be the man he is.
00:45:59Connor is
00:46:00honorable.
00:46:01He's
00:46:03he's a good person.
00:46:05Hardworking.
00:46:07Unlike you,
00:46:09Stuart.
00:46:10You're a
00:46:11parasite.
00:46:12You're pathetic.
00:46:13I'm not gonna
00:46:14give you
00:46:14blessing.
00:46:16Tandy
00:46:17hasn't seen it yet,
00:46:18but
00:46:19my girl,
00:46:20she'll come around.
00:46:22don't have
00:46:23that much
00:46:24longer,
00:46:24but
00:46:24days I do
00:46:25have.
00:46:26I thank
00:46:27God that I
00:46:28get to
00:46:29see your
00:46:30ass get kicked.
00:46:32I will.
00:46:34It's pathetic.
00:46:36I leave.
00:46:37Oh,
00:46:38nature to
00:46:38huh?
00:46:39Connor?
00:46:40No,
00:46:41you won't.
00:46:43Shut up!
00:47:10Dad!
00:47:11Dad!
00:47:12Dad!
00:47:13Dad!
00:47:13Dad!
00:47:13What happened?
00:47:14I don't.
00:47:16I was so
00:47:16happy that
00:47:17we were
00:47:17getting married.
00:47:18His heart
00:47:19just gave
00:47:19up.
00:47:20What?
00:47:21No.
00:47:22No,
00:47:23no,
00:47:23no,
00:47:23no,
00:47:24no,
00:47:24no,
00:47:24no,
00:47:25No.
00:47:25Connor,
00:47:26do something.
00:47:28Do
00:47:28something?
00:47:30You can
00:47:31hear me,
00:47:31yeah?
00:47:32It's
00:47:33here.
00:47:44I planned on marrying Connor in this church
00:47:46I never thought I'd be holding my father's funeral here
00:47:49Major General Tom Nelson was
00:47:54The bravest man I ever knew
00:47:57He saved people
00:48:01He saved me
00:48:02When my parents were killed
00:48:04He took me in
00:48:06And raised me as his own son
00:48:10On the day he passed away
00:48:12He even agreed
00:48:14To be the best man at my wedding
00:48:18Thank you, Major
00:48:21I'll never forget what you've done for me
00:48:44Tom was also a bit of a father to me
00:48:49He begged me to marry his daughter
00:48:52Please, he asked
00:48:55Save her from him
00:49:00You see
00:49:02Tom hated you, Connor
00:49:06He never forgave you
00:49:07For walking out on them to go play soldier
00:49:12It weakened his poor old heart
00:49:14Don't lie on Tom's name
00:49:16You barely even knew him
00:49:18One other thing Tim
00:49:20I mean Tom
00:49:21Asked was for us to move up the wedding
00:49:25So that he could see Tandy walk down the aisle
00:49:29Into my arms
00:49:35Well
00:49:36What do you say, Tandy?
00:49:39Shall we give the dying geezer his final wish?
00:49:42Tandy
00:49:43Are you going to let him talk about your father that way?
00:49:48Come on, Tandy
00:49:49What do you say?
00:49:58Let's get married, Stuart
00:49:59As soon as possible
00:50:02It's what my father would have wanted
00:50:07This is love to Tandy
00:50:09Even for you
00:50:25Congratulations, Captain
00:50:27Your Krizan-Tarkev strategy worked brilliantly
00:50:31That's great news, sir
00:50:34Did you know, though
00:50:36That Vice President Bolton
00:50:38And tried to steal the credit
00:50:40By claiming the idea as his
00:50:42I had half a mind of forcing his resignation
00:50:48But you know, Congress would have to ratify this
00:50:51But, uh
00:50:52How does Vice President Connor Mitchell strike you?
00:50:56Wait, sir
00:50:57What?
00:50:58Marry my daughter tomorrow
00:51:00And the job is yours
00:51:12Well, well, well
00:51:14Mrs. Future Rothschild
00:51:18Are you ready to rock?
00:51:20I want you so bad
00:51:25I just can't get into it with Stuart
00:51:28I miss Connor
00:51:29I never should have let him go
00:51:34Oh, yes
00:51:37Oh, Connor
00:51:38Yes, Connor, yes
00:51:40What the fuck did you just say?
00:51:42Oh, my God
00:51:43Stuart, Stuart
00:51:44I'm so sorry
00:51:45It's just that Connor and I have been together for so long
00:51:48It was just a reflex
00:51:49I'm sorry
00:51:49Tandy
00:51:51Do you still love me?
00:51:53Of course, baby
00:51:55Of course
00:51:57Good
00:51:59Because if you still wanted Connor
00:52:02It would be really bad for him
00:52:14Stuart
00:52:14You got this place looking like I've always dreamed
00:52:18Would you like to sample the desserts before the reception, sir?
00:52:21Yes, I would
00:52:22I do not need you busting at the seams on that dress I just bought you
00:52:26I have investors coming
00:52:28You are messing up my big day
00:52:35Connor would never have talked to me like that
00:52:43Dearly beloved
00:52:43We are gathered here to witness the union of Stuart Rothschild and Tandy Nelson
00:52:48If anyone wishes to object
00:52:52Speak up now
00:52:53Or forever hold your peace
00:52:55Come on, Connor
00:52:56Now would be the perfect time for a big romantic gesture
00:53:08Excuse me, Matt
00:53:14Connor, you came
00:53:16If that douchebag objects
00:53:18I am going to kill him
00:53:21Not in the house of the Lord
00:53:23But it's nothing like that
00:53:24But you will have to relocate
00:53:26What?
00:53:28The new owner of this venue, his wedding is taking preference here
00:53:32This is our bad
00:53:33I should never have rented it to you
00:53:35Who is the new owner?
00:53:37I'd like to have a word
00:53:41I'll handle this
00:53:42Okay
00:53:45I am so sorry we did not know this was named answer when
00:53:48You stupid floozy
00:53:50Do you enjoy ruining my life?
00:53:53Ahem, please, ma'am
00:53:54You have to vacate the premises
00:53:56Now
00:53:57What?
00:53:58Where are we supposed to go?
00:54:13Sasha
00:54:15The day we met
00:54:16When I carried you from that exploding building
00:54:19I never would have thought
00:54:21Would have been in you
00:54:23Who
00:54:24Saved me
00:54:29That's supposed to be me up there
00:54:31I'm the one Connor loved
00:54:34Everyone's leaving
00:54:35Can you hurry this up?
00:54:36Ah, right, right
00:54:37Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
00:54:41Do we?
00:54:43Tandy Nelson
00:54:43Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?
00:54:52Tandy
00:54:53Are you going to answer that?
00:54:58I do
00:54:59Of course I do
00:55:02And the power vested in me
00:55:03And I'll pronounce you man and wife
00:55:05You may kiss the bride
00:55:15Are we good?
00:55:18More brilliant maneuvering from Vice President Mitchell
00:55:21Has averted another disastrous conflict
00:55:33Wow
00:55:33Drunk again?
00:55:35It's really helping your crow's feet
00:55:37Connor would have asked why I was upset
00:55:39And tried to fix it
00:55:43See this?
00:55:44It's dirty laundry
00:55:46Hi, dirty laundry
00:55:48Get to work, woman
00:55:49I never realized how much work Connor actually did around here
00:55:52When he was deployed
00:55:53He would even hire a main service for me
00:55:55I can't live like this
00:55:56I need you Connor
00:55:57I have to get you back
00:55:58Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
00:55:59No, no, no
00:56:00Whoa, whoa, whoa
00:56:01What's the fuss about?
00:56:02Everything?
00:56:03Okay
00:56:03No, nothing is okay
00:56:05Nothing will ever be okay
00:56:10Let me go!
00:56:11I didn't see Connor!
00:56:13Hey, hey, hey, hey
00:56:15It's gonna be alright
00:56:15I have a big surprise for you
00:56:18Remember that huge mansion on the blocks?
00:56:21My dream house
00:56:22I bought it for you
00:56:24You did?
00:56:25Yeah
00:56:43Happy birthday, Mr. Vice President
00:56:58Sorry
00:57:02Hello?
00:57:03I hate to interrupt your honeymoon
00:57:05But I'm gonna need you and Sasha
00:57:07Back here in D.C. pronto
00:57:10Yeah, that is kind of an emergency
00:57:12Yeah
00:57:13Yes, sir
00:57:16Sasha, that's
00:57:18Your father, right?
00:57:20I think he needs us
00:57:22I gotta go
00:57:28Still closing on the property, but
00:57:31We'll have the key soon
00:57:32Oh, Stuart, this is incredible
00:57:34I can smell the ocean breeze from here
00:57:37Mm-hmm
00:57:42It's handy
00:57:43What are you doing here?
00:57:44Stuart just bought me this house
00:57:48We don't have time for this
00:57:50Sasha
00:57:53Wait, Connor
00:57:53Connor, wait
00:57:54I need you, Connor
00:57:55Yeah, keep walking
00:57:56I bought this place
00:57:57No, Connor!
00:58:02So what do you think, Doc?
00:58:05You're okay, sir
00:58:07Thanks
00:58:07Dad, are you okay?
00:58:08I'm fine, sweetie
00:58:10I'm fine
00:58:11I think the old ticker is still good for a couple more years
00:58:14But this has made me realize something
00:58:18The job of President
00:58:20Is a younger man's game
00:58:22Especially with World War III on the horizon
00:58:26So I've decided to step down
00:58:29Because no one knows the Krizav-Tarkev conflict better than you
00:58:37Sir, with all due respect, I could never replace you
00:58:41I'm not qualified
00:58:42Are you questioning my judgment?
00:58:45No, sir
00:58:46It's just
00:58:46I never wanted to be President
00:58:50And that makes you the perfect man for the job
00:58:56Congratulations, Connor
00:58:58Thank you, sir
00:58:59You too, sweetie
00:59:09So, General Tuppard
00:59:11Can Rothschild Industries count on your support?
00:59:14I could really use the support these days
00:59:17I don't know what you did, Stuart
00:59:18But you certainly pissed somebody off at the top
00:59:22Nobody else will touch you
00:59:25Nobody
00:59:27But how can I say no
00:59:29To a man with such a beautiful wife?
00:59:37Say along
00:59:38We need this contract
00:59:46Connor wouldn't humiliate me like this in a million years
00:59:54Do solemnly swear
00:59:55That I will faithfully execute
00:59:57The office of the Presidency of the United States of America
01:00:06Oh, God
01:00:07What have I done?
01:00:12Oh, Connor
01:00:13I would have never ever treated you like that
01:00:16If I'd known how much it hurt you
01:00:21Breaking news
01:00:22As his first official act
01:00:24President Mitchell has ended homelessness
01:00:29Connor
01:00:29A caring Connor
01:00:31Of course that's why you left
01:00:33You wanted to help your country
01:00:34That's so like you
01:00:35A real man I'm like
01:00:43A real man sacrifices
01:00:45Saves people
01:00:46Connor
01:00:48If you ever love me
01:00:50I know you'll come to save me
01:00:53Connor
01:00:54Connor
01:01:02Snelson
01:01:03I'm your father's estate attorney
01:01:05We found a recording
01:01:06In his things for you
01:01:07Labeled last wishes
01:01:09Out of respect
01:01:10We felt you should be the first to hear it
01:01:17My dad made a will
01:01:20My dad made a will?
01:01:29Candy
01:01:29My beautiful daughter
01:01:31I know we've had our disagreements
01:01:33No matter what
01:01:34No, I love you
01:01:36I want you to be happy
01:01:38Whether that's with Connor
01:01:39Or with that prick
01:01:41Daniel, it's your choice
01:01:44Oh, Dad
01:01:46You were so right about Stuart
01:01:49I should have never let Connor go
01:01:56Not in a thousand years
01:01:57Listen, you old goat
01:01:59I have one shot left
01:02:01At holding on to Dandy
01:02:02I can feel her pulling away
01:02:04And I don't know why
01:02:05I'm the perfect boyfriend
01:02:06I don't have that much longer
01:02:09But in the days
01:02:09I do have
01:02:10I thank God
01:02:11That I get to see your ass get kicked
01:02:13It's pathetic
01:02:15Oh, nature down
01:02:17No
01:02:19Oh, no, no, no
01:02:20Oh, God
01:02:21Dad, what happened?
01:02:24He was so happy
01:02:25I told him
01:02:25I planned on getting married to you
01:02:27And his heart just came out
01:02:30What do you have there?
01:02:32Hmm?
01:02:34Nothing
01:02:35You look handsome
01:02:42I just need to find Connor
01:02:44And apologize
01:02:45He'll protect me
01:02:49Hmm?
01:02:51He blocked me?
01:02:58What is this?
01:03:01Going somewhere?
01:03:04Uh, no
01:03:05No, hey
01:03:08No, I
01:03:09I was just
01:03:11I was just packing up some old clothes
01:03:14Connor's
01:03:15Oh, really?
01:03:17Mm-hmm
01:03:18Oh, gosh
01:03:21You smell
01:03:24Intoxicating
01:03:25Intoxicating
01:03:26Why don't you
01:03:28Start the shower?
01:03:31Well, yeah
01:03:32Mm-hmm
01:03:33I've been pheromone maxing
01:03:36Just for you
01:03:43I'll be waiting
01:03:56Oh, Tandy
01:03:58Tandy
01:04:00All right, my love
01:04:01The shower is ready for us
01:04:04My love
01:04:06Tandy
01:04:11Tandy
01:04:12Oh, Tandy
01:04:14I'm really not in the mood for hide and see
01:04:32Sorry, ma'am
01:04:33But this area is restricted
01:04:34I just need to see Connor
01:04:36I understand
01:04:37The president has many, many female admirers
01:04:40He receives five to ten proposals every day
01:04:42No, you don't understand
01:04:43This is an emergency
01:04:44I'm his fiancée
01:04:45Uh-huh
01:04:46And does his wife know?
01:04:49All right
01:04:50Word from the top
01:04:51You can go
01:04:52But no touching, understand?
01:04:54Okay
01:04:56What do you want?
01:04:57I need to talk to Connor
01:04:58The president is very busy
01:05:00He doesn't have time for you
01:05:01Why don't you run off to your deadbeat man?
01:05:04I can't
01:05:05It's okay, Sasha
01:05:06It's okay
01:05:08Connor
01:05:12Connor, thank God
01:05:13What do you want, Tandy?
01:05:15I'm busy preparing for a peace summit
01:05:18Can we just talk alone, please?
01:05:22No
01:05:23Anything you can say in front of me, you can say in front of my wife
01:05:27I made a mistake
01:05:29Okay, Connor?
01:05:30I shouldn't have even let him in the house
01:05:32Yeah, no disagreement there
01:05:35He's not what he seems
01:05:37He is a very, very bad man
01:05:40Yes
01:05:41He definitely is not what he seems
01:05:44I don't love him, Connor
01:05:45I love you
01:05:47I was wrong to let you go
01:05:49And I am begging you
01:05:50Please, please forgive me
01:05:56Tandy
01:05:56I only have room in my heart for one woman
01:06:04I know
01:06:05You still love me
01:06:06We have been in love since we were 16
01:06:09You can't just let that go
01:06:10Tandy
01:06:11You left me no choice
01:06:13I know
01:06:13I was awful to you, Connor
01:06:15And I think about that every day
01:06:18I will do anything
01:06:21If you come back to me
01:06:22You don't have to cook
01:06:23You don't have to clean
01:06:25Anything you want
01:06:26I mean
01:06:27You can even keep your little sign piece
01:06:29Tandy
01:06:30I only have room in my heart
01:06:32For one woman
01:06:33My wife
01:06:35And she's not a side piece
01:06:36Do you really
01:06:38Not love me anymore, Connor?
01:06:40Look me in the eyes
01:06:42And say it
01:06:42Tandy
01:06:43I
01:06:44I think it's time for you to leave
01:06:51The recording
01:06:52If he knew the trouble I'm in
01:06:53I know he'd save me
01:06:55Uh, wait
01:06:56I have something to show you
01:06:57It's, God, it was
01:06:59It's right here
01:07:00It has to be right here
01:07:01Where is it?
01:07:02Where is it?
01:07:03This will change everything
01:07:04I'm, I'm gonna find it
01:07:05Wait
01:07:05No, no, no
01:07:06Connor, Connor
01:07:07Wait
01:07:07Wait, I need to hear this
01:07:08Please
01:07:09You don't get it
01:07:10You don't understand
01:07:20Oh, Stuart
01:07:23Oh, you scared me
01:07:26Why don't we have a special night
01:07:28You and I
01:07:29Take a seat
01:07:33Of course, Starling
01:07:38Looking for something?
01:07:46Give it a listen
01:08:06Are you, are you feeling well, Stuart?
01:08:08I'm great
01:08:11There's a big peace conference coming up
01:08:14With a bunch of political big shots
01:08:17Even though Rothschild Industries is in the shitter
01:08:22You can get me in
01:08:24And when you do
01:08:26I can finally get revenge
01:08:32I'm gonna get back
01:08:33I appreciate you gentlemen
01:08:43Being here today
01:08:44At this peace summit
01:08:45I adopt
01:08:47Find the much agreement is on
01:08:49Mr. President
01:08:51Not with those
01:08:52War hungry
01:08:53Harkivians
01:08:55Please gentlemen
01:08:56Take a seat
01:08:59How's it going?
01:09:01With the amount of tension in this room
01:09:03I wouldn't be surprised
01:09:04If these guys start throwing hands
01:09:09Identification of invitations
01:09:10Do you know who this is?
01:09:13This is Tandy Nelson
01:09:16President Mitchell's ex-wife
01:09:18And baby mama
01:09:20Look
01:09:23I didn't realize the president had a
01:09:25Baby mama
01:09:26Well, for now
01:09:28Neither does TMZ
01:09:30But
01:09:30We can change that
01:09:32If you don't let us through
01:09:41I told you that would work
01:09:44This is a bad idea, Stuart
01:09:46Shut up
01:09:47My fellow
01:09:48Esteemed leaders
01:09:50We are gathered here today
01:09:53As the world is on the brink of war
01:09:55An avoidable war
01:09:59An avoidable war
01:10:00That
01:10:01Obviously
01:10:02We would like to
01:10:05Avoid
01:10:07Excuse me
01:10:11I know that peace is
01:10:15Is not easy
01:10:17Oh brother
01:10:19This guy sucks
01:10:22Stuart
01:10:23How'd you get in here?
01:10:26Oh, I'll tell you how
01:10:27It was actually very easy
01:10:29You see
01:10:30President Mitchell's security
01:10:32Is weak
01:10:35How do you suppose you're going to keep peace
01:10:38When you couldn't even keep your engagement together
01:10:42That's right
01:10:44I am sleeping with President's ex
01:10:47Stop it, Stuart
01:10:48Stop it
01:10:48Stuart
01:10:49This is a peace summit
01:10:51Not a reality TV show
01:10:53You've met my current wife, haven't you?
01:10:56Now
01:10:57Now there's a reason to go to war, gentlemen
01:11:01Not some
01:11:02Silly disagreement about
01:11:04Mineral rights
01:11:06Shut up
01:11:07Stop laughing
01:11:08Laugh at him, not me
01:11:10They're laughing at you, Stuart
01:11:13Because you have no power here
01:11:15Now here's what's going to happen
01:11:18Secret service is going to arrest you
01:11:20And you're going to spend the next ten years
01:11:22In an army black site
01:11:25See?
01:11:26Now that's funny
01:11:29Not as funny as a bullet in your face
01:11:31He's losing his mind, Connor
01:11:33Run!
01:11:34Shut up
01:11:35Shut up
01:11:36Shut up
01:11:43Don't come any closer
01:11:44Not one move
01:11:46I want my government contracts reissued
01:11:49And I want you to resign
01:11:51Or
01:11:52Tandy
01:11:54Eat sled
01:11:55Sir, we might have a shot
01:11:56But there's a chance a civilian
01:11:58Stand down
01:11:59Sir
01:11:59Stand down
01:12:02Sasha
01:12:04I'm sorry
01:12:05But I have to do this
01:12:08If something goes wrong
01:12:09Just know I love you
01:12:11I know you do
01:12:19Stand down
01:12:20Stand down
01:12:24Stuart
01:12:26Wink that gun at me, okay?
01:12:28I'm the one you hate
01:12:29You made her hate me
01:12:31She won't even look at me
01:12:33She won't fuck me anymore, man
01:12:36It's your fault
01:12:38I had the love of my life taken from me
01:12:42My bed
01:12:44My house
01:12:46You did that, Stuart
01:12:48But there is one difference between you and I
01:12:51I don't think you have the guts to pull that trigger
01:12:54And me
01:12:56I've done it a thousand times
01:12:59No
01:13:00No, no, no
01:13:01He'll do it
01:13:02He'll do it, Connor
01:13:03He killed my father
01:13:04What?
01:13:13Whoa
01:13:14Mr. President
01:13:16Sorry
01:13:17Forgiveness
01:13:20You killed Tom
01:13:48Oh, Connor
01:13:50Connor, you saved me
01:13:51I knew you still loved me
01:13:54Don't kid yourself, Tandy
01:13:56I was just doing my civic duty
01:14:01It's alright
01:14:04Stand down
01:14:05Stand down
01:14:15Sorry about that
01:14:18Interruption
01:14:18Interruption
01:14:20No
01:14:22You know what?
01:14:24You two want peace
01:14:26The world demands peace
01:14:30And if anyone tries to fuck that up
01:14:33They're going to have to deal with me
01:14:37Thank you all for your time today
01:14:51President Connor Mitchell
01:14:53It is my pleasure
01:14:55To award you
01:14:57The War Peace Prize
01:14:59For your incredible diplomacy
01:15:01Between Prezan and Tarkov
01:15:12You're wrong
01:15:14Connor still loves me
01:15:15I can feel it
01:15:19You gotta let him go, sweetheart
01:15:22No
01:15:22No
01:15:23He just has to finish his job for his country
01:15:25And then he'll come back to me
01:15:26I know it
01:15:29You'll all see
01:15:36Congratulations
01:15:39We love you
01:15:44However
01:15:46All credit is really due
01:15:48To my beautiful wife
01:15:50The mastermind behind the truth
01:16:00I have a message
01:16:02For the world
01:16:04Peace
01:16:05Is not easy
01:16:08Sometimes it requires
01:16:10Letting go
01:16:12Setting aside old baggage
01:16:14And moving forwards
01:16:17Towards a new
01:16:19Better world
01:16:20Thank you
01:16:22Thank you
01:16:23Thank you
01:16:23Thank you
01:16:24Thank you
01:16:26Thank you
01:17:10Thank you
01:17:29Thank you
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