00:09We're going to Oak Ridge, New Jersey.
00:11We got an Oak Ridge boy in Oak Ridge.
00:12Jeff Toll, hippie dad.
00:14Jeff Toll is a postal worker.
00:16Those postal uniforms are so sassy, don't you think?
00:19Look at that hair.
00:20Oh my God, Scary Garcia.
00:22That is what his name is.
00:22But what's really weird is how he could go to that look from the look he had in the 70s.
00:26He was a model.
00:27Oh my God.
00:28He was a model, this guy?
00:29Jeff is a taxidermist, a woodcarver, an avid fisherman, and plays lead guitar in a band.
00:35Is he married?
00:36He has been married for 24 years.
00:40Wow.
00:40He has two kids, Stephen, 18, just started college.
00:43And he has a daughter, Christine, is 14 years old.
00:46Wait till you hear about the house, though.
00:47Jeff's house is Red Book Country spiced up with dead animals.
00:51No!
00:53I'll take the wheel.
00:54Oh my God.
00:56So what's our job with this guy?
00:57They're going to have an end of summer cookout with family and friends.
01:00Essentially where his wife and his kids are going to be proud of him.
01:02It seems to me that what our mission is, is we got this hippie, we got to make him him.
01:05How do we do that?
01:06Make our hippie hipper.
01:07Make our hippie hipper.
01:08Make our hippie hipper.
01:20Make our hippie hipper.
01:24Make our hippie hipper.
01:32You came into my life, you came into my life, and my world never looked so right, yeah, it's true,
01:44you bring out the best in me, when you are around, when you are around, all things just keep getting
01:52better, all things just keep getting better.
01:56Lives keep getting better, all things just keep getting better, all things just keep getting better.
02:13This must be the place, didn't we?
02:16We're on the set of the Waltons.
02:19Hello!
02:21Want to buy some cookies?
02:23Look at you!
02:24Let's go in here, let's take a gander.
02:27Look at this!
02:28Yeah!
02:29Check you out, mountain man!
02:34Jeff, how many years is this?
02:36This is good, though.
02:37Twelve years?
02:38Wow.
02:39That's a long, long time.
02:42Where's Kareem?
02:43Come here!
02:44Hi!
02:45He's a good specimen!
02:46He really is!
02:47He's got good raw material here!
02:49You see antlers?
02:50He's ears!
02:50Oh my god, look at the curtains!
02:52Oh!
02:52Who made that quilt?
02:54Where's that daughter of yours?
02:55Look at you!
02:57We're gonna go shopping as well.
02:58Are we really?
02:59Yeah, hey, let's charge up.
03:00This is like the Waltons.
03:02Normal people?
03:04Yeah.
03:05Crazy people!
03:08Normal people?
03:10Crazy people!
03:12What on earth?
03:13Now, I want to know how it got the name Smithsonian.
03:16Because it's like a museum.
03:18These things are like archaic to me.
03:20I have a feeling we're gonna find some strange meat.
03:23Oh, look!
03:24Ground Ancelot.
03:28You know, that's normal stuff.
03:29Oh, look!
03:30Elk!
03:31Did you stuff those?
03:32Yeah, I mouthed them, but I didn't...
03:34Doesn't that kind of creep you out?
03:35Not at all.
03:36Have you ever watched him doing taxidermy?
03:38Once.
03:39A duck.
03:40A duck?
03:41Disgusting.
03:42Is this art?
03:47Does this qualify as art?
03:48Oh, my God.
03:49It's a clean toilet.
03:51Thank you for being clean.
03:53Ugh.
03:57This is good, because we don't have to start with cleaning the bathtub.
03:59We can just start with, like, what's in here.
04:01Hold on.
04:01Let me cut your hair.
04:04Uh-oh.
04:08Did you...
04:09I didn't do it on...
04:10Oh, my God.
04:10Howley Hobbie's gonna kill us.
04:12What do you have for skincare?
04:13Nothing.
04:14You don't have any skincare.
04:15What do you want your face with?
04:17The hand soap and water.
04:18That's not good.
04:19I feel like this is very Milan.
04:25I love it.
04:26It makes me want to get a malaria shot.
04:29This is Jeff's room.
04:30I have nothing to do with this room.
04:31Although, he hates these black...
04:35I do, too.
04:35Yeah, I'm with him on that.
04:36I've kind of looked like this for so long, it's like...
04:40Right.
04:40You know.
04:41Yeah.
04:41The thing about...
04:42The look is old.
04:43The look is old.
04:44I have to say, it's really kind of a disconnect to see this picture of him when he was a
04:47model
04:47in the 70s.
04:48It's 22 years ago.
04:50Wow.
04:51It doesn't look like you live here.
04:52I think we need to infuse some of your style here, too.
04:55Well, we'll hang a deer head or two.
04:56Let's hang a deer head in here.
04:58That always adds ambiance.
05:00It's not...
05:00This is the gay goose.
05:01They're a gay goose.
05:03When I'm laying here in this bed, and I'm all snuggled up like this...
05:07Wait, wait, wait.
05:07Do you know what I want to do?
05:08What do you want to do?
05:09I want to go milk a cow.
05:10Is that a neighbor's dog?
05:12What is that?
05:12No, that's a coyote, I believe.
05:16Jeff, I want to see where you do your work.
05:17Where's your downstairs?
05:18Let's go downstairs.
05:19Okay.
05:19Good.
05:20I don't have to be here when he makes fun of my stuff.
05:22Okay, good.
05:23Look, I caught a fag.
05:25I caught a homosexual.
05:29This is the shirt.
05:32The fish shirt.
05:33No.
05:34Yep, that's it.
05:35This must go away.
05:37That's his favorite dress shirt.
05:38There's like two different styles of carving.
05:41Hand tools.
05:42Right.
05:43And power tools.
05:44Right.
05:44You know, like the grinders, high-speed grinders.
05:46The pink box of many treasures.
05:49Guess what?
05:50You're adopted.
05:51I'm just kidding.
05:53That's not funny.
05:54I'm sorry.
05:55Grandma, are you okay now, honey?
05:58Grandma, can I get you something?
06:00Oh, my God.
06:01Snap you.
06:02Why is it a problem that he wears his hair down at one of your soccer games?
06:04It's like blowing everywhere and he's going like this.
06:07Being Mr. Hippie?
06:08Yeah.
06:08Oh, I do have a tie.
06:10You do have a tie.
06:11Not a good one.
06:12I didn't think I had a tie.
06:12Now, where would you wear this?
06:14Maybe a court date for stuffing some endangered species?
06:17Oh, my God.
06:19This is bear heaven.
06:20Wow.
06:21Oh, my God.
06:21Your brother's hunky.
06:22Isn't he a hunk?
06:23He's a hunk.
06:24These shoes are like things you'd find on the side of the road after a car accident.
06:29We can make a whole little living room out here.
06:31Ready?
06:32In two minutes.
06:33Two minutes.
06:34Let's see how many dry flower arrangements we can get right here.
06:36Go!
06:37Gray.
06:38Gray.
06:40Gray.
06:40Gray.
06:42Oh, look.
06:42More gray.
06:43Come on, Christina.
06:44We're beating you.
06:46No.
06:46Hurry up.
06:48Oh, look.
06:49More gray.
06:49More gray.
06:50That's washed out black.
06:51That's not gray.
06:52Oh, I'm sorry.
06:53Look at this.
06:53Look at this color story.
06:5530 seconds left, people.
06:5630 seconds.
06:5730 seconds.
06:58Dry flowers.
06:59Oh, you found a good one.
07:00Like this one.
07:02Oh, my God.
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