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Summer Situationship Evan Adams Film completo. episodi completi in italiano. #FilmCompleto #DramaItaliano #SerieCompleta
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00:00:00You drive me crazy!
00:00:02I drive you crazy! That's funny!
00:00:04You're the one who leaped our sex tape!
00:00:05If someone makes you crazy,
00:00:07you're either hopelessly in love with them
00:00:09or you hate their guts.
00:00:11For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:18Jules!
00:00:19Can you scrub the toilets?
00:00:21I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:00:22Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:00:24This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:00:27The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt
00:00:30was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:00:33and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:35I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:00:37Clean it up, maid.
00:00:45I may be a maid, but you'll always be a bitch.
00:00:49And you'll always be the girl
00:00:50who leaked her sex tape for clout.
00:00:53That's not true, and you know it.
00:00:55But I know that everyone in a hundred-mile radius
00:00:57has seen her titties.
00:01:04I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:01:08I'm glad that phase is over.
00:01:10Right, Emmett?
00:01:11Yeah.
00:01:12She did have a good pussy, though.
00:01:20Oh, you just can't help but open your legs
00:01:23at every opportunity, can you?
00:01:29Am I dreaming?
00:01:30No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:01:36What the hell's going on?
00:01:40Noah?
00:01:41What the hell's going on?
00:01:43Jules came in here to work,
00:01:45and she started being really disrespectful,
00:01:47and she grabbed me.
00:01:48And then when I pulled my hand away,
00:01:50she just fell.
00:01:52Destiny?
00:01:53Hmm?
00:01:53Is that what happened?
00:01:54That's not exactly how it happened.
00:01:56Shut the fuck up,
00:01:57or you're going to end up being an outcast
00:01:58from the group of like Jules, okay?
00:02:01Why do you even care?
00:02:03She released a video of you two having sex,
00:02:05and I had to jump in and save your reputation
00:02:08before things got out of hand.
00:02:13Mia?
00:02:13Hmm?
00:02:14Give me your phone.
00:02:15What?
00:02:16Give me your phone.
00:02:17No.
00:02:17It's right here.
00:02:18I got you.
00:02:19Thank you.
00:02:20Oh!
00:02:21I thought Noah hated me.
00:02:23Why is he standing up for me now?
00:02:26If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone,
00:02:29they'll have to speak to me.
00:02:31Noah?
00:02:31Open.
00:02:38Thank you.
00:02:40I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:02:42You didn't have to do that.
00:02:44I know.
00:02:47Whoa!
00:02:48Whoa!
00:02:52Uh, guys, she's not breathing.
00:02:56Guys, she's not breathing.
00:02:58All right, somebody call the police.
00:02:59Dude, we can't.
00:03:00Yes, we can.
00:03:01No, we can't.
00:03:01This place is loaded with drugs.
00:03:03Why would we do that
00:03:03when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:03:06Wake up, slut.
00:03:07Show's over.
00:03:08Mia, if you're not going to help out,
00:03:09then just fuck off, all right?
00:03:10Fine by me.
00:03:11I'll be by the pool.
00:03:11Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:03:15Emmett!
00:03:18I know you've always had a thing for Jules,
00:03:20but she used to be my friend, too.
00:03:23You have to save her.
00:03:26Jules?
00:03:27Jules!
00:03:28Come on!
00:03:29Shit, shit, shit.
00:03:30What do I do?
00:03:31Mouth to mouth.
00:03:32Give her mouth to mouth.
00:03:38You okay?
00:03:41Thank God.
00:03:43All right, um, let's get you up.
00:03:46I don't know what the hell happened back there,
00:03:48but I need to get back to work.
00:03:49Jules, you're not going anywhere.
00:03:52I'm fine.
00:03:53Yeah, thanks to me.
00:03:54You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation
00:03:56of why you came crawling back to me.
00:03:58What, are you a stripper?
00:04:00I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:04:02You know, last time I saw you,
00:04:04you leaked our sex tape, lied about it,
00:04:06and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:04:07and now you come to my summer house
00:04:10with a bunch of people who hate your guts
00:04:12and you're wearing this little dress.
00:04:15What are you trying to do?
00:04:17Trying to stalk my friends?
00:04:18Trying to ruin my summer?
00:04:19You're trying to drive me crazy?
00:04:21I'm here to clean your toilets
00:04:22and serve you drinks, sir.
00:04:26You know what I think?
00:04:28I think you're here to win me back.
00:04:33Why would I want you back
00:04:34after everything you've done to me?
00:04:36Because I'm the best sex you've ever had
00:04:37and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:04:39And you know what?
00:04:39I didn't do anything to you.
00:04:40So why don't you just admit it?
00:04:44You still want me.
00:04:45Is he coming on to me?
00:04:50In your dreams.
00:04:53Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:04:55We've been over this a million times.
00:04:56I didn't leak the tape.
00:04:58Yes, you did.
00:04:58And when you did,
00:05:00you cost me my job opportunities
00:05:01and you almost cost me my friends.
00:05:03I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:05:06Mia decided that I was officially cancelled
00:05:08and got everyone to turn against me.
00:05:10And you let her.
00:05:12Did someone say my name?
00:05:17You two are hooking up.
00:05:18We're not hooking up.
00:05:20Noah's my boyfriend.
00:05:25We're not hooking up.
00:05:27Noah's my boyfriend.
00:05:30Be so fucking for real.
00:05:32Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:05:35It happened a couple months ago.
00:05:37Right when you told everyone
00:05:39to stop talking to me.
00:05:40How convenient.
00:05:43Let the girls talk.
00:05:50After everyone saw your tits online,
00:05:52I knew I couldn't be friends
00:05:53with such an embarrassing skank.
00:06:02Did you just spit on me?
00:06:04Yeah, and I can do it again
00:06:06if you didn't feel it.
00:06:09Everything you've ever had
00:06:10or wanted
00:06:12is mine.
00:06:14and I'm not giving
00:06:15any of it back.
00:06:18Especially Noah.
00:06:22Ow!
00:06:24Noah!
00:06:25Did you see that?
00:06:26She shoved me!
00:06:27Oh my God.
00:06:28Yeah, like Noah would believe
00:06:29a lie like that.
00:06:30I'm always honest.
00:06:32You're the one
00:06:33that's lied in the past.
00:06:37Thanks, Noe.
00:06:40Fire her.
00:06:50Do you really think firing her
00:06:54would be the best option?
00:06:55I think it'd be more of a punishment
00:06:57if we let her serve us all summer.
00:07:00Noah, she shoved me.
00:07:02And this is my rental too.
00:07:04So, what I say goes.
00:07:14Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:07:17So you should probably go.
00:07:20I found something for you
00:07:22when I was cleaning.
00:07:26Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:07:33Jules.
00:07:36Look, I know things
00:07:37have probably been really tough
00:07:39since your dad died last summer.
00:07:44I want you to take this.
00:07:45Okay?
00:07:46It's what you would have made
00:07:47if you worked for me all summer.
00:07:49I don't want your pity check.
00:07:52Thank God.
00:07:53I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:07:54This is too humiliating.
00:07:56I'll find another way
00:07:57to pay off dad's debt.
00:08:09What are you doing home?
00:08:10I lost my job at the summer house.
00:08:13No, no.
00:08:14That was the only thing
00:08:15keeping us afloat.
00:08:17Jules, when your father died,
00:08:18he left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt.
00:08:20I know,
00:08:21but I was working for Mia
00:08:22and she fired me.
00:08:24Mia?
00:08:25Her father owns the hospital
00:08:26that put us into this debt.
00:08:28But her father said that
00:08:29if you worked at their summer house,
00:08:31he would forgive our debt.
00:08:32Jules,
00:08:33if you don't get this job back,
00:08:35we will lose everything.
00:08:36Everything.
00:08:38Everything.
00:08:42I'm so glad you took out the trash,
00:08:44my little knowy.
00:08:46Please don't call me that.
00:08:49You're really proving yourself
00:08:50to be marriage material.
00:08:52I'm going to call daddy
00:08:53and have him send you some money
00:08:54so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:08:55Mia?
00:08:57Slow down, okay?
00:08:58We've only been dating for two months.
00:09:02What?
00:09:02You still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:09:05I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:09:08Mia,
00:09:08do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:09:10Why not?
00:09:11That grubby little maid
00:09:12ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:09:14I'd rather be a grubby maid
00:09:16than a frigid bitch.
00:09:18What are you still doing here?
00:09:19You don't even work here anymore.
00:09:21Tell me this.
00:09:22Are you genuinely stupid?
00:09:24Or do you just not get it?
00:09:26Nobody wants you here.
00:09:28I can't back down.
00:09:29Not if I want to save my family.
00:09:31I'm not talking to you.
00:09:33I'm talking to you.
00:09:36I need this job.
00:09:37I need you to choose me.
00:09:39After everything that happened between us,
00:09:41I shouldn't want her.
00:09:43but I do.
00:09:45What do I get if I choose you?
00:09:49What do I get if I choose you?
00:09:51I'll do whatever you want.
00:09:53No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:09:55No one can make him happier than me.
00:09:58Tell her, Noah.
00:10:00Prove it.
00:10:04I'll work harder than I ever have before
00:10:06and I'll do whatever you say.
00:10:10Okay.
00:10:11Enough with this little seduction act of yours
00:10:14and keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend.
00:10:18Mia?
00:10:20I need to talk to Jules.
00:10:22Alone.
00:10:23Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:10:30She really has you by the balls.
00:10:33Don't insult me.
00:10:35Or what?
00:10:36You'll spank me?
00:10:38You can leave now.
00:10:40Hey.
00:10:43You won't let me work here
00:10:44because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:10:49You're right.
00:10:51Read my lips, Jules.
00:10:55You're fired.
00:10:58You're right.
00:11:00Read my lips, Jules.
00:11:04You're fired.
00:11:10You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:11:12Yeah, I know.
00:11:13It's part of my charm.
00:11:14Hey, where are you going?
00:11:15Jules, you can't just leave.
00:11:16Jules!
00:11:18You can't just leave.
00:11:21You fired me.
00:11:22I can do whatever I want.
00:11:33Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:11:36Does it look like she's drinking, huh?
00:11:44Noah?
00:11:45You come over here.
00:11:46Now.
00:11:51Mia, why is Emmett's cock in your hand?
00:11:54Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:11:56Don't be prude.
00:11:57It's just a hand job.
00:11:59You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:12:03Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:12:06Follow my lead and we'll talk about you keeping the job.
00:12:21What are you doing?
00:12:32What the fuck are you doing?
00:12:37You want your job back?
00:12:39Fuck me.
00:12:43Oh, Jules, you're so hot!
00:12:46Play along.
00:12:47Why would I do that?
00:12:49You want your job back?
00:12:50You've got to earn it.
00:12:52Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy!
00:12:58Okay, fine.
00:12:59Go ahead.
00:13:04You're crazy.
00:13:05I'm committed.
00:13:09Yeah, baby, give it to me.
00:13:12You better give me my job back after this.
00:13:15I am the only person you can trust in this house full of snakes.
00:13:20Noah, come out right now!
00:13:24Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:13:25Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:13:26Oh, I'm coming for the third time!
00:13:30Oh, come on, baby!
00:13:31Show me what you got!
00:13:36Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:13:37Hand me your shirt, now, now, now!
00:13:52Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:13:55Yeah.
00:13:57Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:13:59You fucking bitch.
00:14:01You can't stay here.
00:14:02You don't work for me anymore.
00:14:04Take it up with Noah.
00:14:06This isn't over.
00:14:08If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy,
00:14:13you're wrong.
00:14:15I'm gonna make your life hell.
00:14:23Your time to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:14:25You know what?
00:14:26I should thank you.
00:14:26Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:14:29Oh, you're gonna blow it just like you did last time.
00:14:31Oh, wait.
00:14:33I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:14:36You know what?
00:14:37Let's make a bet.
00:14:38Yeah, me and you, let's make a bet.
00:14:39We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:14:42Yeah.
00:14:43What about it?
00:14:45If I stay with Jules till the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
00:14:49Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off.
00:14:51Internship will be yours.
00:14:54Yeah.
00:14:54She's really gonna stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn in this house.
00:14:58You're on.
00:15:05We need to talk.
00:15:09Emmett, get out.
00:15:12Psst.
00:15:15Did I get my job back?
00:15:17Actually, you've been promoted.
00:15:21To be my new girlfriend.
00:15:26You're nuts.
00:15:27I'm not a hooker.
00:15:29I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:15:33Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:15:36Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:15:38Well, I changed my mind.
00:15:40Now, I need $100,000.
00:15:43Done.
00:15:45Pull this off with me, and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:15:52Give me that.
00:15:53Not yet.
00:15:59Give me that.
00:16:00Not yet.
00:16:01I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:16:05But until then, this money's mine.
00:16:09This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:16:14I'll do it.
00:16:17Great.
00:16:21Let's seal the deal.
00:16:28Let's shake on it.
00:16:37All right.
00:16:38Let's set some ground rules.
00:16:48Rule number one.
00:16:50No boners.
00:16:52You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:16:54You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:16:57Yeah.
00:16:58Just one.
00:17:00No feelings.
00:17:02I don't want things to get complicated.
00:17:06You're my complication, Jules.
00:17:11Do you have any rules for me?
00:17:15Yeah, I do.
00:17:17I have one.
00:17:19No one touches you with me.
00:17:24You don't own me.
00:17:26Jules, I'm being serious.
00:17:28While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:17:32So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:17:36Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:17:38Don't get an ego about it.
00:17:40Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:17:44Let the show begin.
00:17:49Ew.
00:17:50Not having dinner with her.
00:17:52There's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:17:54You kicked me out.
00:17:56Everyone else was on my side
00:17:58and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:18:00Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:18:03At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world
00:18:07like this skank.
00:18:08Mia.
00:18:10Do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
00:18:13This is my house.
00:18:15And Jules is my...
00:18:20I'm his permanent guest.
00:18:22I'm not going anywhere.
00:18:26Hey, Mom.
00:18:28Jason!
00:18:29Can we get some fucking service?
00:18:33Dinner is served.
00:18:39Let's fucking go!
00:18:42Yay!
00:18:50Oops.
00:18:51I spilled.
00:18:53Emmett?
00:18:54You want to help?
00:18:56Yeah?
00:19:04Look at Jules's squirm.
00:19:08Oh, she can release a sex tape
00:19:10but can't take a body shot.
00:19:15Noah, are you thirsty?
00:19:23Jules, take your shirt off.
00:19:39I'm in mode again.
00:19:40I'm in beast mode.
00:19:41I'm on go.
00:19:42About to troll again.
00:19:43Where I been?
00:19:44That shit never know.
00:19:45Trophy's rolling in.
00:19:46Look at Skull.
00:19:46Losers gotta go.
00:19:47I'm on T again again.
00:19:48I can't stop.
00:19:49No, I cannot know.
00:19:51Oops.
00:19:53Spilled a little.
00:19:56Jules, I'm so thirsty.
00:20:06Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:20:09I have to go.
00:20:18If you're still thirsty, Noah,
00:20:20you can take a sip of it for me.
00:20:23Choke on it.
00:20:28Don't run away from me.
00:20:33Why did you kiss me out there?
00:20:35It was an act, Jules.
00:20:37And you agreed to be a part of it.
00:20:41You can be a real asshole sometimes,
00:20:43you know that?
00:20:44Yeah, I know.
00:20:46Now you're gonna strip from it?
00:20:48You're shivering.
00:20:50Come here.
00:21:00Come here.
00:21:02Bed's yours tonight.
00:21:03I'll take the couch.
00:21:25What are you doing here?
00:21:26And where is Noah?
00:21:32Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:21:35Destiny, that is your brother.
00:21:37Whatever.
00:21:38I just came by to tell you how happy I am
00:21:40you've stolen back from Mia.
00:21:42Mia's your best friend.
00:21:43Yeah.
00:21:44She's also a huge bitch.
00:21:46People contain multitudes.
00:21:49Don't be scared of Mia.
00:21:50She's been jealous of you since the first time
00:21:52you started hooking up with Noah
00:21:53and she's jealous of you still.
00:21:56And it looks like you two
00:21:57have got a little catching up to do.
00:21:59If you know what I mean.
00:22:02Yeah.
00:22:10Like what you see?
00:22:14I do, actually.
00:22:34What are you doing here?
00:22:36Taking a shower.
00:22:40Remember,
00:22:41no donerals.
00:22:43You wish.
00:22:50Show's over, pretty boy.
00:22:52I got some friends coming over.
00:22:54Meet me at the pool.
00:23:06What's with this guy?
00:23:08One minute, he's ice cold.
00:23:09Now that we're in front of all these people,
00:23:11he's putting on a show.
00:23:17Don't look now,
00:23:18but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:23:26Let's give her something to stare at.
00:23:40I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.
00:23:43Everyone's paying attention to her
00:23:44when they should be paying attention to me.
00:23:46Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:23:49You should definitely let her know
00:23:51that that's not true.
00:23:52You're right.
00:23:54It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:24:00Everyone,
00:24:02I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:24:04Everyone must decide right now
00:24:06whether Jules stays
00:24:08or I do.
00:24:10Mia, would you relax?
00:24:11We're not taking a vote.
00:24:13We're not on Survivor.
00:24:14All right?
00:24:16What's Survivor?
00:24:17A show for old people.
00:24:18Ew!
00:24:19It's so boring.
00:24:21I'm kidding.
00:24:23Guys, guys,
00:24:24I'm just kidding.
00:24:27What game is she trying to play?
00:24:29Whatever it is,
00:24:30I know it won't be good for me.
00:24:36Wow.
00:24:37Not one of your friends
00:24:38wants me to leave.
00:24:40That must feel pretty embarrassing.
00:24:42Oh, honey.
00:24:43You don't know the meaning of embarrassing.
00:24:49It's time to find out
00:24:50what Jules really said
00:24:51about all of you behind your back.
00:24:54What are you talking about?
00:24:55I never said anything about it, say that.
00:24:58Herb's right here.
00:25:01And, Noah,
00:25:02I saved the best for last.
00:25:04Don't you want to know
00:25:05what Jules said about you?
00:25:09I bet you're dying
00:25:10to find out
00:25:11what your little girlfriend
00:25:12said about you behind your back.
00:25:14I think everyone
00:25:16should find out
00:25:17what Jules really said about them.
00:25:19Oh, Emmett.
00:25:21This one's about you.
00:25:22Emmett is so dumb
00:25:23because he thinks that
00:25:25vegans can't eat pussy.
00:25:27They can?
00:25:28I never said that.
00:25:30Mia did.
00:25:31She's framing me
00:25:32with the text that she sent.
00:25:34Oh,
00:25:34and this one says
00:25:35that Destiny's boob job
00:25:36doesn't even look like
00:25:37it made a difference.
00:25:38Hey!
00:25:39I made good money for these.
00:25:42Mia, would you knock it off?
00:25:43Jules will never say
00:25:44any of those things,
00:25:45all right?
00:25:45Really?
00:25:46Because this one's about you,
00:25:48Noe.
00:25:48She sent this to me
00:25:49after the first time
00:25:50you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:25:51Noah is arrogant,
00:25:53cocky,
00:25:54and needs to be
00:25:55the best at everything.
00:25:56Him and Emmett
00:25:57are perfect
00:25:58as roommates together.
00:25:59You said that about me?
00:26:01I can explain.
00:26:03Save your breath.
00:26:15Mitch!
00:26:16Don't touch me!
00:26:17Get off of me!
00:26:30You said so hard.
00:26:31Say that again
00:26:32with your shirt off.
00:26:58No, no, no way, dude.
00:27:00Like, I'm just going to
00:27:01distract myself,
00:27:02sproom out a little bit,
00:27:03she'll come falling back.
00:27:07Speak of the devil.
00:27:13You hooked up with Jules.
00:27:15Dude, look,
00:27:16you hooked up with Jules!
00:27:17I don't know what's going on.
00:27:18What do you mean, dude?
00:27:19It's pretty fucking clear
00:27:20you hooked up!
00:27:23Fuck!
00:27:24Yeah, you're fucked.
00:27:26Emmett, stop!
00:27:27Fuck you, dude!
00:27:28Stop!
00:27:32Did you post this?
00:27:42Jules, did you post this?
00:27:48I don't know.
00:27:49Jules, why would you
00:27:50take a video of us
00:27:51having sex and post it?
00:27:52What, are you trying
00:27:52to be a porn star?
00:27:56How do I know
00:27:57you didn't plant it?
00:27:58Jules, I'd rather get
00:27:59hit by a bus
00:28:00than let everybody
00:28:01at this party know
00:28:01that we just had sex!
00:28:03You know what?
00:28:05Everyone was right
00:28:05about you.
00:28:06You're just like
00:28:07all the other douchebags
00:28:08on this campus.
00:28:09Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:28:11Lose my number.
00:28:12I never want
00:28:13to see you again.
00:28:15Fine.
00:28:15Feelings mutual.
00:28:20Great.
00:28:20You just blew it
00:28:21with a girl
00:28:22you've had feelings for
00:28:23since freshman year.
00:28:26Mia, thank God
00:28:27you're here.
00:28:28Listen, Jules,
00:28:30none of us want
00:28:31to be associated
00:28:32with you anymore.
00:28:33You're a skank.
00:28:34So get out
00:28:36and don't come back.
00:28:47Help!
00:28:48Help!
00:28:50Help!
00:28:50Help!
00:28:50Help!
00:28:50Help!
00:28:51Help!
00:28:51Help!
00:28:52Help!
00:28:52Help!
00:28:52Help!
00:29:02You...
00:29:02saved me?
00:29:15That feels better,
00:29:16doesn't it?
00:29:18And now,
00:29:20since I saved you,
00:29:21maybe you can make
00:29:22me feel better.
00:29:24Emmett,
00:29:26don't even think about it.
00:29:27Go on, Jules.
00:29:28Tell your boyfriend
00:29:28how I saved you.
00:29:30Jules,
00:29:30tell Emmett to leave.
00:29:31We have to talk.
00:29:36Emmett,
00:29:37thank you for saving me,
00:29:38but I got it from here.
00:29:45one step closer to making her mind.
00:29:47Come on.
00:29:53Jules,
00:29:54what the fuck was that?
00:29:55I can explain everything.
00:29:56Good, explain.
00:29:58Now.
00:30:04no
00:30:04no
00:30:06takes one to know one
00:30:08remember don't tell anybody about this ok
00:30:16i'm not some dirty little secret
00:30:20i never said that ok
00:30:31you know once we make this official i'm going to post this everywhere
00:30:34that way everyone can see it
00:30:36but for right now
00:30:39it's party time
00:30:47omg i finally hooked up with noah
00:30:49i wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth
00:30:53how could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate
00:30:56you don't know him like i do
00:30:58if you saw him naked you'd understand
00:31:01ew
00:31:01spare me the visual
00:31:03i thought you hated that guy
00:31:05noah is arrogant cocky and probably needs to be in therapy
00:31:08he and emmet are the perfect matches roommates
00:31:11but i like him more than i ever liked emmet
00:31:14more than i ever liked anyone
00:31:18the rest of the texts were all things that mia said to me
00:31:21except for the one about you
00:31:23i called you arrogant and cocky
00:31:25that's true
00:31:30right before i told her i have feelings for you
00:31:41is that true?
00:31:45it's true
00:31:46i liked you
00:31:49jules how am i supposed to trust you
00:31:51i mean really
00:31:53all right
00:31:54i need to see the texts from your phone
00:31:56so that way i can know that they're legit
00:31:58maybe if i show noah the texts
00:32:00he'll finally believe me
00:32:05i guess you can't
00:32:06there's no way for me to prove it
00:32:14i know it was a really long time ago
00:32:16but when i really think about it
00:32:18i really liked you jules
00:32:20i really did
00:32:25i give those two until the end of today
00:32:27to what bone?
00:32:30they're just doing this to make me mad
00:32:32it's like they're obsessed with me
00:32:34i don't think they remember you exist
00:32:40then i'll make them remember
00:32:46okay the rules of the game are simple
00:32:48you take a hit of the vape and pass it around
00:32:50when the smoke stops you kiss whoever blew it to you
00:33:18she's never kissed me like that
00:33:20my turn
00:33:30no smoke
00:33:31no smoke
00:33:32looks like we have to kiss
00:33:37rude
00:33:55keep the circle moving
00:33:57if you wanna really piss me off
00:33:59kiss me like you mean it
00:34:06get off
00:34:08dude i took her virginity
00:34:10what's a little peck
00:34:13why would you tell everyone that?
00:34:15remember that six pack you bought me for doing the deed?
00:34:22hey jules
00:34:23jules
00:34:24you're a pig!
00:34:25hey emmet is lying okay? he's lying
00:34:27i knew that you guys were hooking up all right?
00:34:29but that was well before i had feelings for you
00:34:33you have feelings for me?
00:34:38i knew that you guys were hooking up all right?
00:34:40but that was well before i had feelings for you
00:34:42you have feelings for me?
00:34:44yes jules i have feelings for you
00:34:46you do?
00:34:48yeah
00:34:48i have all the feelings
00:34:49confusion
00:34:50frustration
00:34:51blind rage
00:34:52i can't predict!
00:34:53yeah but you know what?
00:34:54sometimes jules sometimes you make me really happy
00:34:57look i know
00:34:58that you're hurt
00:35:00i broke your trust
00:35:01and when that video was leaked
00:35:02my trust was broken too
00:35:10what do you mean?
00:35:11i mean i trusted you and you let me down
00:35:13and now i'm saying i would do anything
00:35:14to try again
00:35:17do you want to get back together?
00:35:20you said no feelings
00:35:22yeah you're right
00:35:25so tell me you want to be with me
00:35:27tell me you want to break the rules
00:35:28and end the contract
00:35:29tell me you want to do this for real
00:35:31tell me that you want to give up
00:35:32the money
00:35:40well looks like our favorite couple
00:35:41survived the ring of fire
00:35:43ew
00:35:43why is he so obsessed with her?
00:35:45doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:35:47i didn't know she was poor
00:35:49mm-hmm
00:35:51her parents lost all their money
00:35:52after her dad died of cancer
00:35:54and the only reason why i know that
00:35:55is because my dad owns the hospital
00:35:57that her mother still owes money to
00:35:58maybe we should take jules shopping
00:36:00so she can forget she's poor
00:36:02spending money always makes me feel better
00:36:04hmm?
00:36:05yes yes that's a great idea
00:36:06you should go do that right now
00:36:07yes!
00:36:13it's not that easy
00:36:15stop avoiding the question
00:36:16i'm not avoiding it
00:36:18look
00:36:19if i don't get the money
00:36:21i'll lose everything
00:36:22i'll lose everything
00:36:23what do you mean?
00:36:24i-i mean
00:36:25mia and i want to take you shopping
00:36:28destiny
00:36:29me and jules are talking
00:36:31she's about to answer a very important question
00:36:33i don't want to go shopping with mia
00:36:35but i really don't want to lie to noah
00:36:37and tell him i don't have feelings for him
00:36:39or tell him about my dad and the debt
00:36:42we can talk later
00:36:43i promise
00:36:54the girls go shopping
00:36:56saturdays are for the boys
00:37:00must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me
00:37:02i cannot wait to crush your ego
00:37:04once i get jules and the Lehman internship
00:37:07dude the Lehman internship is the hardest internship in the entire country
00:37:11it was tailored for sigmas
00:37:13like me
00:37:14the internship is mine
00:37:16believe me
00:37:16me and jules are in this for good
00:37:18or at least until the end of the summer and i have to pay up
00:37:29if it isn't my favorite customer
00:37:31oh that dress you ordered finally came in
00:37:35oh my god it's gorgeous
00:37:37i'm gonna go try this on
00:37:46you ordered the wrong size
00:37:48uh no i used the measurements that you gave me
00:37:51no you didn't
00:37:52that's impossible
00:37:52it doesn't fit
00:37:53maybe the zipper's stuck
00:37:55what are you doing
00:37:57i'm shopping
00:37:59do you not remember me
00:38:01i used to be in here all the time
00:38:02oh she can't afford this place anymore
00:38:04she can only shop at thrift stores
00:38:06mmm
00:38:07but what mia says goes
00:38:08so your money's no good here
00:38:11you know what
00:38:12you're right
00:38:13i have better things to do
00:38:15than to be dealing with shrewds like you
00:38:17that's it
00:38:18you're out
00:38:20oh mr allen
00:38:21excuse me
00:38:22i'm just gonna take out the trash
00:38:23trash
00:38:24yeah
00:38:25that's my girlfriend
00:38:26oh
00:38:31apparently i'm too poor to even stand in this boutique
00:38:35see this car
00:38:38has no spending limit
00:38:39my girlfriend can get whatever she wants
00:38:42and i would like to try this dress on first
00:38:45no wait this is mine
00:38:46oh
00:38:46are you gonna purchase it
00:38:47no
00:38:48not with this janky little zipper
00:38:50great let's try it on jules
00:39:05what do you think
00:39:10noah
00:39:12will you come help zip me up
00:39:15of course
00:39:22you know there's only one problem with this dress
00:39:24is it too expensive
00:39:26no
00:39:27it breaks a no boner rule
00:39:36well
00:39:36aren't you gonna thank me
00:39:46thank you noah
00:39:49you can be pretty sweet sometimes
00:39:52like lipstick on a fucking pig
00:39:59put the dress on my card
00:40:03excuse me
00:40:04um
00:40:05i am missing a very expensive necklace
00:40:09i bet she stole it
00:40:10i would never
00:40:11then dump out your bag and prove it
00:40:15fine
00:40:17whatever mia
00:40:29see
00:40:30told ya
00:40:37i don't know how that got there
00:40:39well she stole it
00:40:41and
00:40:42i believe that
00:40:44$500 is a felony
00:40:47call the police
00:40:48don't call the police
00:40:50this is all my fault
00:40:51no it's not
00:40:52yes it is
00:40:54i wanted to surprise you
00:40:55so i put the necklace in your purse
00:40:58but i was gonna pay for it once everybody left
00:41:00you can't do this
00:41:01it's a waste of money
00:41:03neither of us want me to win
00:41:05it's worth it trust me
00:41:07can you look beautiful in that dress
00:41:10put the necklace on my card as well
00:41:11please and thank you
00:41:14i can't do it
00:41:19i can't do it
00:41:21i can't do it
00:41:23there he is
00:41:25Jules is looking pretty
00:41:27hot tonight
00:41:29yeah Jules looks hot every night
00:41:30well enjoy it while it lasts
00:41:31because after tonight
00:41:32i'll have a little slut begging for me
00:41:39watch your mouth
00:41:40don't talk about Jules like that
00:41:42okay dude
00:41:43Jules is mine first
00:41:44i dumped her
00:41:45okay
00:41:47it's a matter of time before she comes running back to me
00:41:49Jules broke up with you
00:41:50so she could be with me
00:41:53okay
00:41:53alright
00:41:55let's add some heat to our bed
00:41:56yeah
00:41:58i get Jules' panties off
00:41:59by the end of tonight
00:42:00you hand over the Lehman internship
00:42:01and never come back to the summer house
00:42:03hmm
00:42:04fine
00:42:04and when you don't hook up with Jules
00:42:05i want you to back off of her for the rest of the summer okay
00:42:08i don't even want you looking at her
00:42:10deal
00:42:15you better not make me go into that club alone
00:42:18Jules you are looking so hot in that dress
00:42:26eat shit
00:42:28hey
00:42:30don't leave my side the rest of the night okay
00:42:33enjoy it while it lasts Noah
00:42:35because i'm not letting Jules leave tonight
00:42:36unless it's with me
00:42:46hey
00:42:51where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:42:53uh i don't know
00:42:54Jules
00:42:56you uh
00:42:56you didn't answer my question
00:42:58about what?
00:42:59the music in here?
00:43:01because i think it sucks
00:43:03Jules
00:43:04tell me that you want to be with me
00:43:06for real
00:43:07no contracts and no money
00:43:09i mean it
00:43:11i need Jules to come with me
00:43:13uh Destiny
00:43:13we're right in the middle of something
00:43:14like i care
00:43:16i need Jules to come backstage with me
00:43:20i'm sorry
00:43:21we'll talk about it later okay
00:43:22have fun
00:43:25here
00:43:25put this on
00:43:27i entered us into a lap dancing competition
00:43:34you're crazy
00:43:35well if you're too afraid
00:43:36you can just back out now
00:43:42you're on
00:43:48follow me
00:43:53let the show begin
00:43:55let the show begin
00:44:11get hot and happy
00:44:12tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition
00:44:18the rules are simple
00:44:20each one of these smoke shows
00:44:22will give one lucky man
00:44:24a lap dance
00:44:25and you get to vote on who is hotter
00:44:45come back
00:44:48come back
00:44:50come back
00:44:52come back
00:44:53come back
00:44:58.
00:44:58.
00:44:58.
00:44:58.
00:44:58.
00:44:58.
00:44:59.
00:44:59.
00:44:59.
00:45:00.
00:45:00.
00:45:00.
00:45:00.
00:45:23Top that.
00:45:24.
00:45:28.
00:45:29.
00:45:29.
00:45:29.
00:45:37.
00:45:38.
00:45:38.
00:45:38.
00:45:38.
00:45:38.
00:45:40.
00:45:41.
00:45:48you're the most beautiful girl here
00:45:50show them all
00:46:20yo jason dude i need the lady killer special now yeah i got you
00:46:30here's a tip
00:46:31and the winner of the lap dance contest is
00:46:48as the winner you get to smooch the hottie in the chair
00:46:53i can deal with public humiliation but i can't deal with public heartbreak
00:47:00jules wait
00:47:05you look upset
00:47:08what are you my therapist fuck off no just just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl
00:47:13so sad
00:47:17jules i have something that can make you feel better
00:47:23what is that okay time come on jules you want to have some fun
00:47:32no thanks
00:47:32oh jules i'm not letting you leave until you take these
00:47:37something tells me that emmet's not going to leave me alone until i do this
00:47:41better play along
00:47:51bottoms up
00:47:54cheers
00:47:57turn that shit around so you can grind on me
00:47:59come on
00:48:00i'm gonna go change
00:48:05destine
00:48:05uh have you seen jules
00:48:06uh i saw her running off to the dressing room
00:48:09emmet was with her
00:48:11that little shit
00:48:18don't
00:48:19move
00:48:25what do you think you're doing
00:48:26stop denying yourself jules
00:48:29both know you want this
00:48:31be gentle
00:48:32just like our first time remember
00:48:34back off
00:48:36relax baby
00:48:37let that e kick in
00:48:38you gave me drugs so you could fuck me
00:48:41oh
00:48:42i was gonna fuck you anyways
00:48:44let go of me
00:48:45this is just gonna take a minute
00:48:49emmet
00:48:50let go and we can pretend like this never happened
00:48:53oh i'm not leaving until i'm done with you
00:48:55jules
00:48:57jules are you in there
00:48:58noah
00:48:59help me
00:49:03noah
00:49:04help me
00:49:06emmet
00:49:07get off of her
00:49:09you had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend
00:49:12what's the big deal now huh
00:49:16emmet
00:49:16she doesn't want you
00:49:17what are you doing
00:49:19she wants me so bad dude
00:49:20even if she won't say so
00:49:27dude i thought we were friends
00:49:29i'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you
00:49:33wait stop
00:49:39this asshole isn't worth it
00:49:56you look like shoes
00:49:58jules just kicked my ass
00:50:00all i did was try to give her a compliment
00:50:03hey
00:50:04keep
00:50:05your hands
00:50:06off
00:50:07my boyfriend
00:50:11leah
00:50:11stop
00:50:13this bitch wants to be me so bad
00:50:16it's fucking pathetic
00:50:17emmet just tried to assault me
00:50:19be so fucking for real
00:50:20emmet would never want to skank like you
00:50:22you're just jealous
00:50:23because emmet
00:50:24is hooking up
00:50:25with me
00:50:26and
00:50:27you know what
00:50:29he's coming back to the house with me
00:50:30tonight
00:50:32mia
00:50:32sit down
00:50:34emmet
00:50:35if you ever come near the summer house again
00:50:37i will kill you
00:50:39okay noah let's go
00:50:40let's go
00:50:45i'm not letting you take noah from me
00:50:56thank you for getting me out of there
00:50:59ow
00:51:00you're hurt
00:51:01let me help you
00:51:12i want to kill that guy for touching you
00:51:26i still think i should take you to a hospital
00:51:28i mean you just never know what those pills could have been laced with
00:51:30really
00:51:31i didn't take them
00:51:33you didn't take the pills
00:51:39you know i got something better than e
00:51:42it's twice as fun
00:51:44and i've been saving it just for you
00:51:52what are you trying to give me
00:51:58rocky road
00:52:01oh
00:52:02hey i got you ice cream
00:52:03this is how you repay me
00:52:05how are you capable of being an asshole
00:52:07even when you're trying to be nice
00:52:09i'm not an asshole
00:52:11no
00:52:11you're the king of assholes
00:52:15you know i don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes
00:52:19but
00:52:20whatever
00:52:24i gotta show you something
00:52:35i never let anybody else in after you broke up with me
00:52:42and i only dated mia to make you jealous
00:52:49it worked
00:53:01i wanted you all summer
00:53:03stop waiting
00:53:05i need you
00:53:07now
00:53:14what if somebody sees
00:53:15everybody's at the club
00:53:18i'm taking it upstairs
00:53:42oh
00:53:44oh
00:53:46oh
00:53:48oh
00:53:52hi
00:53:52this is alan
00:53:54it's mia
00:53:54yeah noah's girlfriend
00:53:56um he was hinting at proposing to me soon and we would just love it if you were here for
00:54:03it
00:54:04okay
00:54:04okay bye
00:54:17hey sleepy little
00:54:19what are you doing up so early
00:54:21i thought i wore you out last night
00:54:23i'm ready for another round
00:54:26hey can you knock
00:54:27can you put your boner away
00:54:30get up
00:54:31get up
00:54:32get up get up get up
00:54:33hey
00:54:33unless there's a fire i'm not getting up
00:54:34it's worse than a fire
00:54:38mom's on the way and she can't see jewels
00:54:47you're fucking with me
00:54:48what's the big deal
00:54:49uh there's the drugs
00:54:50and the mess
00:54:50and you
00:54:51what about me
00:54:52she like totally thinks you're a slut
00:54:53but like in a bad way
00:54:54look my mom knows about the sex tape
00:54:56and she blames you for the whole thing
00:54:59i need to get out of here
00:55:00i'll hide jewels
00:55:01i'll distract mom
00:55:05yo jason i'm gonna go hide jewels
00:55:07do not let my mom know that we're here
00:55:08all right
00:55:14tell me when the coast is clear
00:55:15get your brother
00:55:27now
00:55:32boy
00:55:33boy
00:55:34noah
00:55:34uh
00:55:39my baby boy
00:55:41mom hi
00:55:42mom i thought you were in fiji with uh roberto
00:55:46mia called and said she needed the family ring
00:55:49to propose
00:55:55why are you hiding in a closet
00:56:04i'm hiding until noah's mom leaves
00:56:06oh
00:56:07she just left
00:56:11i can't wait for you to propose to mia
00:56:15what is that slut doing here
00:56:20you're the girl from the sex tape
00:56:21get out of this house
00:56:23mom
00:56:24noah
00:56:24a little help
00:56:25uh mom
00:56:26uh
00:56:27this is jewels
00:56:28and she's going to be our help
00:56:31for the summer
00:56:32uh
00:56:33yes
00:56:34it fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son
00:56:38well it's nice to see you with your clothes on
00:56:43lisa
00:56:43hi second mommy
00:56:46we need to talk about engagement plans
00:56:48oh yes we do
00:56:52you're marrying mia now
00:56:53i have no idea what got into her head
00:56:55i am so sorry okay
00:56:56but after dinner tonight i'm gonna explain everything to her
00:56:59look just play along for a couple hours okay
00:57:01please
00:57:11my head hurts
00:57:12can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin
00:57:15yeah i have some in my purse
00:57:17oh thanks
00:57:22she's better
00:57:26she's better
00:57:27she's better
00:57:31water
00:57:32water
00:57:33water i need water
00:57:34i need water
00:57:34jules
00:57:37what did you give my mom
00:57:38aspirin
00:57:40aspirin
00:57:41whoo
00:57:42it's so hot here
00:57:45jules do you have any more of that aspirin
00:57:49i don't know
00:57:51whoo
00:57:51hey i have an idea
00:57:53why don't we invite some of your hot friends over
00:57:56i'm feeling like a cougar
00:57:58wow
00:57:59all right that's enough
00:57:59uh i gotta talk to you
00:58:00let's go
00:58:02jules what is wrong with her
00:58:04your mom took the drugs that emmet gave me at the club
00:58:07no way
00:58:08you gave her those
00:58:09i didn't gift them
00:58:10she found them
00:58:11should we call an ambulance
00:58:12oh no fucking way jules
00:58:14she hates you already
00:58:15what is she gonna think when she finds out that you gave her drugs
00:58:19where did she go
00:58:34mom get out of the pool
00:58:36no way it feels so good
00:58:38oh wait no
00:58:43ow
00:58:43i'm drowning
00:58:45mia save me
00:58:48absolutely not
00:58:49i'm not going in there
00:58:51no
00:59:06no
00:59:07no
00:59:12you saved me
00:59:16here
00:59:17i brought you some tea
00:59:23i was wrong about you
00:59:25i'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like mia
00:59:35thank you
00:59:37for taking care of her
00:59:39i hope i was a good maid
00:59:41yeah i should give you a raise
00:59:43can you ever be serious for more than two seconds
00:59:47you know maid
00:59:48girlfriend it doesn't matter
00:59:52i still gotta pay you to hang out with me
00:59:55no feelings
00:59:57remember
01:00:03i'd throw that contract away if it were up to me
01:00:07i'll tear it up right now
01:00:08i mean it
01:00:12i need that money more than i want you
01:00:15when my dad died he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt
01:00:20if i don't get that money then my mom will lose her house
01:00:24so it was really always just about the money
01:00:27really
01:00:28when i started our relationship it was about the money but
01:00:32now i can't make it real because of that same money
01:00:42come with me
01:00:47i want to give you the money
01:00:49not as your boss
01:00:51as your boyfriend
01:00:53it feels i want to give you everything
01:00:57i don't know what to say
01:01:01just let me take care of you
01:01:08and tell me that you love me
01:01:12i don't think i can say it
01:01:17let me take care of you
01:01:19it's the least you can do
01:01:22fine
01:01:24you can take care of me okay
01:01:27and you don't have to tell me that you love me
01:01:29i know you do
01:01:34good morning everyone
01:01:36oh my god lisa you're okay
01:01:38oh i'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you
01:01:43i was just leaving
01:01:44you're not leaving jules
01:01:46we need to talk about how you ruined my son's life
01:01:51after your little sex video was released
01:01:54at first i wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever
01:01:59but after you saved me
01:02:02all i can say is
01:02:05welcome to the family
01:02:09wait
01:02:10you were supposed to give me your family ring
01:02:13that was before you left me to drown
01:02:16i'm off to see my new boyfriend ronaldo in cancun
01:02:21adios
01:02:23bye mom
01:02:28i'll figure out a way to break you two up
01:02:31good luck with that
01:02:33i don't need luck
01:02:34i have a really big brain
01:02:41there must be something incriminating in here
01:02:48what is this
01:02:56what died in here
01:02:58my manhood
01:03:00listen i have something juicy for you
01:03:02really
01:03:06i don't like to read
01:03:08it's a contract between jules and noah
01:03:10they're faking their entire relationship so we can get that stupid layman internship
01:03:15that's cheating
01:03:16oh great you finally figured it out
01:03:19good boy
01:03:21i think it's time for you to cheat too
01:03:28i thought this was summer vacation
01:03:30i know
01:03:32i know
01:03:32but
01:03:33i've got to work on my presentation for the layman internship
01:03:39what up lovebirds
01:03:41emid i thought i told you i'd kill you if i saw you
01:03:44you wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests
01:03:49who are you
01:03:51i'm the man who holds noah's future in his hands
01:04:01mr lehman
01:04:01it's uh great to meet you
01:04:03uh what are you doing here
01:04:04emid called me up and told me about your summer house setup
01:04:08i'm a guy who likes to party
01:04:12the name's andrew
01:04:13but my friends call me andy
01:04:15i'd like to be your friend
01:04:20i have enough friends
01:04:22thanks
01:04:25mr lehman
01:04:25why don't i take you to a night on the town
01:04:28uh i'm a high profile guy
01:04:30who likes to get lots of trouble
01:04:31and emid promised me lots of trouble
01:04:35the next intern for lehman corp
01:04:37will be responsible
01:04:38for keeping me entertained
01:04:39and i get bored easy
01:04:44your interview for lehman corp
01:04:45starts now
01:04:49interview starts now
01:04:51dopest candidate gets the dopest internship
01:04:55well i'll see you in the office
01:04:58hey how about i show you out to the pool
01:04:59that's why all the babes are rocking their swimsuits
01:05:01that's why all the babes are rocking their swimsuits
01:05:08that's the guy you want to work for
01:05:10he's a total clown
01:05:13andrew lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry
01:05:17and if i work for him my career will be made
01:05:19but don't you already have enough money
01:05:22jules i had a 4.0 gpa
01:05:24i was the captain of every sports team i was on and i networked like a motherfucker
01:05:28i was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy and have my own career
01:05:32and then our sex tape got released
01:05:35and all my job prospects were completely toast
01:05:38the only interview i got was for lehman corporation
01:05:42jules i need this internship and so do you
01:05:45because without it i can't give you the hundred thousand dollars
01:05:51you lied to me
01:05:52no i didn't lie to you i just i just didn't tell you everything
01:05:57i'm sorry
01:06:02everybody let's get the party started
01:06:12looks like i found my lady for the night
01:06:18i've met a lot of pretty girls there's something special about you you're so beautiful thanks but
01:06:27i'm taken i'm not trying to marry you noah tell me who snatched this hottie up that'd be me
01:06:38you're a lucky man i know
01:06:44how long is he gonna be here i'll protect you look at here the happy little couple
01:06:53from full mates to soul mates
01:07:00emmett noah and i are talking can you go entertain your little friend
01:07:05yeah well i just wanted to congratulate the big man yeah he's finally gonna win our bet
01:07:11what bet
01:07:14what bet
01:07:16i told noah that if you guys can make it throughout the summer i would drop out of the internship
01:07:20pool
01:07:22that's not true
01:07:23yeah it is i thought noah would pussy out if i won so i recorded the whole thing you play
01:07:29that i'll
01:07:29fucking kick your ass
01:07:35i don't want to hear it
01:07:37yeah
01:07:38it'd probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to noah
01:07:41hmm
01:07:42i was nothing but a bet to you
01:07:46i was nothing but a bet to you
01:07:48i was nothing but a check to you
01:07:51both of you can fuck off
01:08:00i don't want to do that in front of our special guest
01:08:03i don't care about anybody except jules
01:08:07you're pathetic
01:08:09bitch
01:08:10whatever dude
01:08:14what were you thinking that noah would fall in love with you and save your family
01:08:19i've been waiting all day to get you alone
01:08:24you're a sexy girl
01:08:26we could have a lot of fun
01:08:28i don't have time for that then make time
01:08:30there's a tradition at lehman
01:08:33the boys share their toys
01:08:35and i want to play with you
01:08:37i don't want to be played with
01:08:39if you play nice i'll give your boyfriend the little job
01:08:43the only reason why noah made his bet was to get this job
01:08:46even if this guy is an asshole i should hear him out
01:08:50what do i have to do
01:08:52let me borrow you for the night
01:08:59in your dreams
01:09:01mia
01:09:06you know where jules is
01:09:08you're still caught up on that skank
01:09:10maybe this outfit will change your mind
01:09:12mia
01:09:13a lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you
01:09:16get it through your head
01:09:17i want to be with jules
01:09:19why do you like her so much
01:09:21i don't like her
01:09:24i love her
01:09:27you know i feel sorry for you for falling in love with such a liar
01:09:31you know she planted that sex tape right
01:09:33yeah well she said she didn't
01:09:36found your girlfriend
01:09:48if i do what you say
01:09:49then you'll give noah this job
01:09:51yes
01:09:52and it's the only way you'd get in
01:09:54we only interviewed him as a favor to his mom
01:09:57my company looks down on sex tapes
01:10:00wait
01:10:02now i know where i recognize you
01:10:04damn
01:10:05you were great
01:10:07just one kiss
01:10:08just one kiss
01:10:09that's all it takes to get your boyfriend the little job
01:10:17don't play hard to get
01:10:25get off
01:10:32let me have my fun
01:10:33then you can take your turn
01:10:34if you don't leave her alone i'm gonna break your fingers
01:10:37you wouldn't dare
01:10:40you little
01:10:40shit
01:10:41you'll never work for lehman
01:10:42yeah it looks like i dodged a bullet there because i would rather
01:10:45a literal cheese grater than work with any of you pervs at lehman
01:10:49you'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand
01:10:51you want to mess with me you want to mess with me yeah why don't you sue me and we'll
01:10:55let all the
01:10:55papers know that you're a sleazy dirtbag who's chasing young girls around
01:10:59you know i bet your wife would love to hear about this please don't tell my wife
01:11:03get out of my face old man
01:11:14how could you do that to me jules
01:11:17how could you do that to me jules
01:11:19it wasn't what it looked like
01:11:20don't lie to me i saw you kissing back
01:11:28i should be the one that's mad you made a bet with emmet about our relationship
01:11:32you were getting money out of the deal so why does it matter
01:11:37tell him that he's a good kisser and you want him right now tell him you love him it matters
01:11:43because it makes it clear that you're an arrogant
01:11:53you're fired
01:11:55get out of my house
01:12:09you're gone for good bitch
01:12:14you never belonged with us
01:12:16and now
01:12:18it's your turn to go
01:12:20i played you and i won this has nothing to do with you
01:12:26oh honey this has everything to do with me
01:12:34i planted the camera in your room and then i got the sex tape of you and noah
01:12:40and then i uploaded it for everyone to see
01:12:47you thought you were better than me
01:12:50but i always win
01:12:53all i fucking do is win
01:13:00a miserable bitch like you will never win
01:13:11mom i saved the house
01:13:15it's too late
01:13:22maybe we can call the bank and figure something out
01:13:25someone bought it out from under us just this morning
01:13:28that's what happens when you lose sight of your goal you lose everything
01:13:42can i help you
01:13:47what are you doing in that uniform
01:13:49my dad cut me off after i lost the andrew lehman internship
01:13:53i guess he paid a lot of money to give me that job so
01:14:05i have a big tip for you
01:14:08seriously
01:14:11smile more
01:14:19this money feels dirty i never want to see this check again
01:14:32miss me
01:14:38miss me
01:14:46get lost
01:14:47i deserve that
01:14:51look i wrote us up a new contract all right
01:14:53and i think you'll really like it
01:14:59is this the deed to my house
01:15:01yeah
01:15:02this morning i bought it
01:15:05you bought my house from under us
01:15:07look at the name on the title
01:15:11oh my god
01:15:13you put it under my name
01:15:15it's yours jules
01:15:17it's all yours
01:15:19but i am only giving it to you under one condition
01:15:23another condition
01:15:25what do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again
01:15:28sleep with your boss
01:15:29judge your mom
01:15:30no
01:15:33but i would like you to meet me at the summer house
01:15:35tonight
01:15:41at 8 pm
01:15:43and i want you to wear this
01:15:56what are you doing here
01:15:58noah told me to come
01:15:59really oh how pathetic
01:16:03noah's throwing me an engagement party
01:16:08he's proposing to you
01:16:10when did you two get back together
01:16:11well it's not official yet
01:16:13but he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone
01:16:16and even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing
01:16:20i guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you
01:16:23noah decided it was time to be with the best
01:16:29mia jules i am so happy that both of you were here
01:16:32why did you invite me here to watch you propose to mia
01:16:37propose who said anything about proposing to you
01:16:39oh please a big question
01:16:42yeah i do have a big question
01:16:45mia why did you plant that sex tape of jules and i
01:16:51uh how did you know about that
01:16:52well because i made a huge mistake
01:16:55and when you were leaving the summer house i heard you're in jules's fight
01:16:57you know the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room
01:17:02okay fine yeah i planted the camera and i uploaded the video to the internet
01:17:07but i just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces
01:17:11what are you gonna do arrest me actually that's my job
01:17:14me and matthews you're under arrest for revenge porn
01:17:18you're not actually doing this are you
01:17:19you're not what they're for call my dad
01:17:22oh daddy bye ma'am
01:17:27if you invited me here to watch that i appreciate it
01:17:31that's not why i invited you here
01:17:38everybody what is he doing
01:17:42i have invited you all here so i can share my secrets
01:17:49and here are my secrets
01:17:52i scream when i see spiders i do and i crashed my car on santa monica
01:17:59boulevard and i was so scared i just left it there
01:18:03and i cannot tell my left from my right
01:18:05no one what are you doing you look like a crazy person
01:18:08and i have one more secret
01:18:11jules i am stupidly in love with you
01:18:17and i want to make it official jules right here in front of everybody
01:18:21i want everyone to know what you are to me
01:18:29jules why did you reject me in front of everybody
01:18:31i didn't i just don't want everyone to know our business
01:18:35jules do you want to be my girlfriend
01:18:44of course i do now let's party
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