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00:00:24You are a fool, Vadim.
00:00:28You are a true patriot, or perhaps just well-trained.
00:00:38Now, I need one answer from you, who was the informant, and you would be more afraid
00:00:46of the consequences in this room, Gustav?
00:00:50Yes, I swear to you.
00:01:01Gustav, are you the informant?
00:01:06You came to my door's birthday party.
00:01:09Where he lies.
00:01:16I would never lie to you.
00:01:26Exactly.
00:01:30It couldn't be you.
00:01:33Let's try this again.
00:01:39What you say is your worst phobia.
00:01:43Please.
00:01:45No.
00:01:48No.
00:01:49No.
00:02:01This is not what my experiments were meant for.
00:02:08That's how our organization operates, Mr. Sokolov.
00:02:13Just be thankful for choosing to use someone from your country
00:02:17during these volatile times.
00:02:21Warfare's changing, and soon, your experiments
00:02:25will be at the forefront of those changes.
00:02:28So consider yourself lucky.
00:02:30You're on the winning side.
00:02:35Now, it's to my understanding
00:02:38that new batch is ready to be transported.
00:02:40No.
00:02:43Good.
00:02:45All right, guys, in the U.S., we're very pleased
00:02:48to study them up close for their research.
00:02:53You best start packing.
00:02:56You fly tomorrow.
00:03:00Don't fuck it up.
00:03:05You can't transport me something like that.
00:03:09I do not care.
00:03:10You do not understand the consequences.
00:03:12Shut up and move.
00:03:14I don't.
00:03:16Move!
00:03:17I don't know.
00:03:20I don't know.
00:03:22I don't know.
00:03:22I don't know.
00:03:30I don't know.
00:03:31I don't know.
00:03:32I don't know.
00:03:33I don't know.
00:03:35I don't know.
00:03:36I don't know.
00:03:36I don't know.
00:03:37I don't know.
00:05:17I don't like him, but you chose your own path. I know, I know.
00:05:22Doesn't he track you with your phone?
00:05:25It's weird.
00:05:26Yeah, he does.
00:05:28I think he is just super overprotective after everything.
00:05:33I think he wants to make up for not saving her.
00:05:36I don't know.
00:05:37Well, you're coping really well. Seriously.
00:05:41And I feel much safer knowing that you're going to be on the play with me anyway.
00:05:45Well, I'm trying.
00:05:47Well, you're doing a good job, you bitch.
00:05:50Okay, that's enough.
00:05:52This is getting awkward.
00:05:53Beth!
00:05:54Beth!
00:05:55Give me a sec.
00:05:56I'm carrying like a hundred bags here.
00:06:00Beth, why are you carrying everything?
00:06:03Zach, maybe.
00:06:04Zach?
00:06:05What the hell?
00:06:07I've got really bad stomach pains.
00:06:09Well, your arms are fine.
00:06:10You can still use them.
00:06:12Is this what a layup feels like?
00:06:16Nope, it's definitely from that curry you had last night.
00:06:19That's what I told him.
00:06:20Now you're going to have to get on an eight-hour flight with diarrhea.
00:06:23You're a dickhead.
00:06:24All right, easy, tiger.
00:06:26Just got to make a few take-off,
00:06:28then land in,
00:06:28and then spend the rest of the time out of the toilet.
00:06:30Look, I've had it up to here already with this trip,
00:06:33so get your shit together.
00:06:34Literally.
00:06:35Actually.
00:06:39Beth?
00:06:39Yeah.
00:06:42Why are you wearing sequins?
00:06:45Because I want to look good when I get there.
00:06:48You know we're going on hikes, right?
00:06:50Like up mountains and stuff?
00:06:51I'm representing Beth's boutiques, Corinne.
00:06:53I'm on brand until that plane takes off.
00:06:56Okay, Beth.
00:07:00But there'll be cities too, right?
00:07:02Yeah.
00:07:02Yes!
00:07:03It's Columbia.
00:07:04Oh yeah, there'll be something for everyone.
00:07:05I've made sure.
00:07:07Thanks for booking, babes.
00:07:08I'm so useless at this stuff.
00:07:10You're not useless.
00:07:12Are you sure there's going to be enough toilet
00:07:13so it's actually taking a shit in?
00:07:16I always forget you're so funny
00:07:18for someone who's dead inside.
00:07:22Right.
00:07:23Does everyone have everything?
00:07:24Yes.
00:07:25Yeah?
00:07:26We're ready to go because we're not coming back.
00:07:27Okay?
00:07:29Yes.
00:07:30Let's go.
00:07:31Let's go.
00:07:41Oh, god.
00:07:42Dodgy stomach half plate.
00:07:44I'm getting serious days of a room for the Redham Festival.
00:07:46You better not shit on me again.
00:07:48Gracie, swap seats of me.
00:07:49But we agreed to never talk for that again.
00:07:51You brought it up.
00:07:53Uh, why aren't you wearing your contracts?
00:07:54You're buying us a bat, you idiot.
00:07:56Oh, I'm sorry, Gracie.
00:07:57Maybe I was too busy pissing out my arsehole this morning, remember?
00:08:00You'll be fine until we hit turbulence.
00:08:03Oh, better have a smooth flight than Zacky Boy.
00:08:07Oh, bloody a hook, so...
00:08:09Oh, I'm good.
00:08:11Very good, Alex.
00:08:13Welcome.
00:08:13Welcome.
00:08:15Oh, God.
00:08:16We're cool, boys.
00:08:17I've been.
00:08:17Bye-bye, everyone.
00:08:18Oh, you know what?
00:08:26Oh, yeah.
00:08:27It's just like...
00:08:28This is so much rubbish there is.
00:08:30You don't know what Asian moms are like.
00:08:32They're just on and on.
00:08:33It's so nice.
00:08:34It's so nice.
00:08:35But the metal is deep.
00:08:37Oh, my God.
00:08:38They stole a deep, my life alone.
00:08:41Oh, my God.
00:08:42You know, but obviously, when it's the boys, you don't care.
00:08:45Ow.
00:08:52How are we looking today?
00:08:55Shouldn't be pretty smooth sailing.
00:08:56You might hit a few bumps shortly after takeoff, but nothing too eventful.
00:09:00Standard journey, then.
00:09:01Look, sir.
00:09:03That's 5.40, right?
00:09:04Oh.
00:09:06Oh.
00:09:07I might actually hold off on the coffee.
00:09:09Don't want to know that huge of this after.
00:09:12Yeah.
00:09:13Three hours you left me last time.
00:09:14Oh, it was two.
00:09:16Three hours.
00:09:17The cargo full of stinking animals.
00:09:20Never again.
00:09:27Why is it so empty?
00:09:29It's a cost-of-living crisis.
00:09:30I mean, the reason we're going to Columbia is thanks to Kareem's relatives and them putting
00:09:34us up.
00:09:35That's for everybody else.
00:09:37Must be seeing family, I guess.
00:09:42Sorry, I just need to get there.
00:09:43We'll be coming around with the plane, so please.
00:09:45We'll be coming around with the plane, so please.
00:09:46How long after the plane takes off, do you think I can order alcohol?
00:09:50We'll be coming around with the drinks, Trotty, as soon as the secret light goes off.
00:09:54I was just asking for a believing friend.
00:09:57Gracie?
00:09:58What?
00:09:59Look, if that one's not getting shit-faced, this one is.
00:10:03I don't want to be partying the whole time.
00:10:04I actually want to remember this one.
00:10:06We're going to have a great time and make loads of memories.
00:10:10I think.
00:10:12Yeah, sure.
00:10:13Just watch out for those creepy-crawlies.
00:10:16Please don't.
00:10:18No.
00:10:26See you next time.
00:10:54Oh, it's all red.
00:10:56Oh, no.
00:10:58I'm still feeling it from last night.
00:11:00What are you, you melon?
00:11:02Passenger.
00:11:05A bit later, then.
00:11:07Yeah.
00:11:08Oh, to be young again, eh?
00:11:11Might feel young.
00:11:12I feel like a middle-aged woman.
00:11:15Huh?
00:11:16Sorry.
00:11:21Are you all right?
00:11:23I feel like I'm going to throw up.
00:11:25Oh, God.
00:11:26Let's stick back to me now.
00:11:27Let's just get from there.
00:11:28Oh, come on.
00:11:29Go.
00:11:43Another one?
00:11:45No, not another one.
00:11:47The one.
00:11:49I think you said that two girls ago.
00:11:51Left one, please.
00:11:53No, this one.
00:11:56She's different.
00:11:58She's special.
00:12:02I remember that feeling.
00:12:05You know, I think it's time I spent more time down here on the ground, maybe, than up there in
00:12:10the clouds.
00:12:11All the time.
00:12:14Maybe.
00:12:17I don't want to see my little girl growing up through pictures as well.
00:12:20I don't know.
00:12:25You know, I might actually miss you.
00:12:29Really?
00:12:36I guess I might miss you, too.
00:12:39Just a little bit.
00:12:58Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
00:13:00On behalf of your boarding crew, we'd like to welcome you on board this flight with us today.
00:13:04Before we depart, if I may have your attention, while our cabin crew demonstrate the safety features of this flight.
00:13:10More coffee?
00:13:11Yes.
00:13:21What?
00:13:21I'm helping you face your fingers.
00:13:23So kind.
00:13:24Now sit back.
00:13:26Boo.
00:13:27What would be your biggest fear, Beth?
00:13:29Running out of designer dresses.
00:13:31So funny.
00:13:32What would be yours?
00:13:33Wearing one.
00:13:34Hmm.
00:13:35Guys, we haven't even left yet.
00:13:37Sorry, babes.
00:13:39Gracie, you know I love your Wednesday Addams look.
00:13:44What about you, Zach?
00:13:47Zach.
00:13:48Zach.
00:13:50Zach.
00:13:51Zach.
00:13:52Zach, Zach, Zach, Zach, Zach.
00:13:53What?
00:13:54I'm trying to finish this sale.
00:13:56Why are you still working?
00:13:58I didn't have any holidays to ever take off.
00:14:01So I only came up with a genius idea at the time I boss and went from home.
00:14:05Why wouldn't you just call and sick?
00:14:07I can't keep doing that anymore, you know.
00:14:09My 20, Gracie.
00:14:14Hey!
00:14:16You're such a bitch.
00:14:18Oh, no.
00:14:20I don't want that.
00:14:22Captain crew, prepare for takeoff.
00:14:26Engage flaps.
00:14:29Engage flaps.
00:14:31Moving to takeoff mode.
00:14:35Lening up landing gear.
00:14:39Engage up.
00:14:42All stabilised.
00:14:44All stabilised.
00:14:45And engage.
00:14:48All stabilised.
00:15:05All stabilised.
00:15:05All stabilised.
00:15:07All stabilised.
00:15:07All stabilised.
00:15:10All stabilised.
00:15:12All stabilised.
00:15:12All stabilised.
00:15:14All stabilised.
00:15:14All stabilised.
00:15:15All stabilised.
00:15:16All stabilised.
00:15:17All stabilised.
00:15:17All stabilised.
00:15:17All stabilised.
00:15:18Approaching 37,000 feet, and levelling off.
00:15:44Look, before you start, this rich car won't leave me alone now.
00:15:49Jason?
00:15:50No.
00:15:52William.
00:15:54William?
00:15:56Keeper?
00:15:56No, definitely not.
00:15:59Away you go.
00:16:00Well, it definitely doesn't help.
00:16:01Well, you know, you're going to have to stick with one sooner or later.
00:16:06That do you know me.
00:16:07I'll pick later.
00:16:09It's more fun.
00:16:10Well, later will come sooner than you think.
00:16:12That's what Brendan always says.
00:16:16Are we still packing?
00:16:18Hmm?
00:16:19Hmm?
00:16:21Obviously.
00:16:22Yeah, I knew it.
00:16:23Don't you stop out.
00:16:33Oh, oh.
00:16:40Oh, oh.
00:16:42Oh, oh, oh.
00:16:53I'm going to go over here.
00:17:20All right.
00:17:26Oh
00:18:21Oh
00:18:27Do you mind
00:18:32Can you eat any less like a pig
00:18:41I can't take this anymore
00:18:43Stuart
00:18:45Yeah
00:18:46I refuse to sit here with this
00:18:49Swarm of fun life
00:18:50I wish to be moved up to
00:18:53First class
00:18:54I'm sorry sir
00:18:55I can't do that
00:18:58Don't give me that
00:19:00I've requested it
00:19:01And that is the service you shall provide
00:19:04That's what you do
00:19:05Yeah I'm afraid
00:19:06You are staff
00:19:07That's not something we offer
00:19:08Okay
00:19:11I don't belong in these
00:19:14Squalid conditions
00:19:16Now find me a seat in first class
00:19:18It's instant
00:19:19I'm not going to ask a third time
00:19:21Sir
00:19:22Please sit down
00:19:25I'm not going to let you into first class
00:19:27Without a first class ticket
00:19:28No
00:19:30You've listened to me
00:19:33I
00:19:34I have friends in very high places
00:19:38Do you have any idea how difficult
00:19:39I can make things for you
00:19:40And the entire airline
00:19:42If I
00:19:43Please
00:19:49I don't think you want to risk that
00:19:53Do you
00:19:56That's just what I thought
00:19:59Have a problem
00:20:01Well
00:20:03I'm just up here
00:20:04Let's see what I can do
00:20:05Yeah
00:20:20Yeah I mean Kieran was going to do that but
00:20:22I can find whatever I did
00:20:29How was that
00:20:31How was that
00:21:19I hope this is to your satisfaction sir
00:21:24I don't have any idea what I did
00:21:26I can do
00:21:27I don't know
00:21:28I can do
00:21:34What the hell
00:21:38I did
00:21:39That's just what I thought
00:21:51I was going to
00:21:59Oh, my God.
00:22:42Well, that was a little rougher than expected.
00:22:44Yeah, is everything intact?
00:22:47Appears to be.
00:22:49Oh, no.
00:22:50What?
00:22:51There seems to be a bit of a temperature fault in the holes.
00:22:55This has gone up quite a bit.
00:22:57I think I'm going to need to check this out.
00:22:59No, I'll go.
00:23:00You went last time.
00:23:02All right, well, take the torch.
00:23:05I know you don't do so well in the dark.
00:23:07Look, that's because it's pitch black, you dickhead.
00:23:12Hey, don't forget who's in charge, eh?
00:23:15Sorry.
00:23:17Just don't crash the plane while I'm on.
00:23:19Yeah.
00:23:20I will do my best.
00:23:27Excuse.
00:23:28Everything is or can hold.
00:23:30There is nothing to worry about, sir.
00:23:32There is just a little bit of turbulence.
00:23:33No, no, you don't understand.
00:23:35They are very fragile.
00:23:36Like this, it could be...
00:23:37It could be catastrophic.
00:23:39There is absolutely nothing to worry about, sir.
00:23:42Everything in the hole is sick.
00:23:44Is it okay?
00:23:45You don't know.
00:23:45I have to check.
00:23:46Please remain in your seat.
00:23:48You don't understand.
00:23:50Take a seat, sir.
00:23:52Please.
00:23:53It is biological phenomenon.
00:23:55I am sure it is, sir.
00:23:57Look, try to remain calm.
00:23:58I can guarantee it's safety.
00:24:00Now, please take a seat.
00:24:04Everything is going to be fine.
00:24:06Pista.
00:24:08Said nothing.
00:24:14I think it's coming.
00:24:16Are you crowning, Zachy?
00:24:22I think it's toilet time.
00:24:27There goes Zach.
00:24:30Hey, it's kind of nice out there now.
00:24:32Yeah.
00:25:11I think it's frustrating.
00:25:12I think it's ovalling God knows.
00:25:12I think it has the best I ever saw before.
00:25:12I remember when I came the first light on the shoe.
00:25:12What was that?
00:25:18I remember we were now.
00:25:19There were a lot.
00:25:19Anyway...
00:25:19... 즉...
00:25:43Oh, fuck.
00:26:15Take a torch with you, wanker.
00:26:18I'm a grinning of this man, I'm not fucking scared of anything.
00:26:22What was that?
00:26:27I fucking hate spiders.
00:26:32What the fuck?
00:26:46Fuck.
00:26:48Fuck!
00:26:48Son of a bitch!
00:26:51Fuck!
00:26:52Why is it always me?
00:27:05What the fuck is going on?
00:27:28What the hell was that?
00:27:31Zach?
00:27:32Didn't that man say something about the halt?
00:27:34Yes, but look, it's fine.
00:27:36Everything's secure.
00:27:37Yeah, I know, but I definitely heard something move down there.
00:27:40Just be Julie.
00:27:41Why?
00:27:42Yeah, Julie.
00:27:46Fuck!
00:27:48Fuck!
00:27:50Oh, my God.
00:28:24That was so good, right?
00:28:26Yeah.
00:28:34Whoa, whoa, wait.
00:28:37You know, give me your number.
00:28:39We could do this again sometime.
00:28:41Um, no.
00:28:45No.
00:28:49Fuck, that was hot.
00:28:51Oh.
00:28:54Oh.
00:29:00Oh.
00:29:03Oh.
00:29:05Oh.
00:29:07Oh.
00:29:10Oh.
00:29:11AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
00:29:40Honey, you okay?
00:29:42What's the matter?
00:29:44My god!
00:29:45Stuart!
00:29:46Stuart!
00:29:47Help!
00:29:48Please do something!
00:29:49Sir?
00:29:50Sir?
00:29:50He just started composing!
00:29:53No, nothing!
00:29:54Everybody stay calm, please.
00:29:55Come with us, madam.
00:29:56Everybody stay calm, please.
00:29:58Come through, sir.
00:29:59Kiran!
00:29:59Get the gentleman some water, please.
00:30:01Everybody get him up.
00:30:02We need to come to the med care immediately.
00:30:04Madam, come with us.
00:30:04Everyone else, stay calm, please.
00:30:06I took him over for this shit.
00:30:14My three thousand dollars.
00:30:15Jesus Christ, Stephen.
00:30:17Who the hell are you?
00:30:21These readings can't be right.
00:30:24First one, first one.
00:30:25First one.
00:30:34Look at the fucking state of me.
00:30:37I look like fucking Nick Fury.
00:30:40What the fuck's going on in this plane?
00:30:42I see you.
00:31:17Yeah, that's Defo's act.
00:31:18Wow.
00:31:19He's so overdramatic.
00:31:25Hey, something serious is going on and we have a right to know what.
00:31:31Hey, what the hell is going on?
00:31:33Sir?
00:31:34We really need you to stay sitting in your seat.
00:31:36No, this is not on.
00:31:37We deserve an explanation to what is happening here.
00:31:40You want to know what's going on?
00:31:41Then sit in your seats and shut up.
00:31:44You're going to find out soon enough.
00:31:46What are we supposed to do in the meantime?
00:31:49Wait until somebody else gets hurt?
00:31:51Sir?
00:31:52If you stay sitting in your seats, nobody else is getting hurt.
00:31:56Stephen?
00:32:03Stephen, are you in here?
00:32:13Stephen?
00:32:14If you are messing about again, I will kick your fucking antipode in.
00:32:21Jesus fucking Christ!
00:32:25Get off me!
00:32:27No!
00:32:28Get back!
00:32:29No!
00:32:30No!
00:32:33Fuck!
00:32:36Zach!
00:32:37Zach!
00:32:38Zach!
00:32:38What is happening to your asshole?
00:32:40Would you like someone in there with you?
00:32:42Beth?
00:32:43No!
00:32:44Hi, you were in there running.
00:32:46Exactly.
00:32:47It's not my turn.
00:32:48Queen?
00:32:50Zach, you need to unlock the door.
00:32:51Why are you boxing?
00:32:54Shit.
00:32:54It's not budging.
00:32:55I think it's shit.
00:32:56It's still budging.
00:32:57Ah!
00:33:01Get out of my store.
00:33:02Get out!
00:33:03Get out!
00:33:09I think he's genuinely getting worse.
00:33:11Did that idiot actually lock himself inside?
00:33:16I'll go get a key.
00:33:21We're gonna get you out, Zach.
00:33:22No, we're not!
00:33:26Hello?
00:33:27Excuse me?
00:33:28We need help.
00:33:30My friend's trapped in the toilet and he's hurt.
00:33:32Two minutes, eh?
00:33:34Two minutes!
00:33:38I bet Coco Chanel didn't have to part with this crap.
00:33:41What?
00:33:43What?
00:33:43What?
00:33:46Okay, so my friend's trapped in the toilet.
00:33:48He's really unwell.
00:33:49We're trying to get him out and...
00:33:52Oh, my God.
00:33:54Oh, my God.
00:33:55Paul!
00:33:56What the hell happened?
00:33:59Spiders in the hole.
00:34:03Stevie's dead.
00:34:04Oh, my God.
00:34:05Spiders.
00:34:06They got out.
00:34:08Paul, Paul.
00:34:09Run.
00:34:11No, Paul.
00:34:13Spiders?
00:34:16Fucking spiders!
00:34:17Wait.
00:34:18So who's spying the...
00:34:20Oh, my God.
00:34:21There's spiders on the plane!
00:34:53Getting out.
00:35:09Get out.
00:35:09Get out!
00:35:15Fuck you! Come on!
00:35:25What the fuck is that on you?
00:35:29Giant fucker spider!
00:35:36Fuck you!
00:35:44Fuck!
00:35:47Are you alright?
00:35:53Oh fuck! We need to block it up!
00:35:56Cases!
00:36:06Stop him!
00:36:08No!
00:36:09Fuck!
00:36:15Fuck you!
00:36:17Fuck!
00:36:20One more minute!
00:36:23Get in there!
00:36:26Oh, that's not gonna hold for long.
00:36:30You guys okay?
00:36:32Physically, yeah.
00:36:35Mentally, no.
00:36:38There are dog-sized spiders killing people on a plane two meters away from us.
00:36:44What?
00:36:45My therapist isn't gonna believe this.
00:36:47What are we gonna do?
00:36:53Fuck!
00:36:55Fuck!
00:37:02Fuck!
00:37:03Fuck!
00:37:05Fuck!
00:37:12You mind me to get a new job?
00:37:14Yeah.
00:37:22Girls!
00:37:26Any chance of that drink yet?
00:37:27Huh?
00:37:30Oh!
00:37:35Oh!
00:37:37Shh!
00:37:39What?
00:37:45How's it hanging in there, Zachy?
00:37:46I've seen better days
00:37:49How are you?
00:37:50Yeah, fine
00:37:54Store's still not budging
00:37:56Shit
00:37:57I just don't know what to do
00:38:01Are those
00:38:02Eight-legged freaks still out there?
00:38:05Yeah, loads
00:38:06But we're safer now
00:38:40I don't know what to do
00:38:46I don't know what to do
00:39:22Where the fuck did they come from?
00:39:24I heard the pilot say
00:39:27They were in the hold
00:39:29So this is the only safe place now
00:39:31Surely you're not allowed to transport things like that
00:39:34On a commercial flight
00:39:35Well, definitely not
00:39:36You can't even take a big boy bottle of water on, can you?
00:39:39I don't know if you saw those things
00:39:41They weren't exactly normal-sized spiders
00:39:43There's something wrong with them
00:39:44Not wrong
00:39:47Where the fuck did you come from?
00:39:49I'm hiding back here
00:39:50I don't know if there's no chance of the attack
00:39:53The strength of enemies
00:39:54It's more deadly than any creature on Earth
00:39:58Biological
00:39:59Biological
00:39:59Phenomenal
00:40:02It was him
00:40:04He said something about the hold earlier
00:40:07No
00:40:08I brought them on board
00:40:11I am responsible
00:40:12You're for shaggot!
00:40:13Where is he?
00:40:15Are you some kind of terrorist?
00:40:17Yeah, I promise
00:40:19Maybe we take them to America
00:40:22Take two leading scientific experts
00:40:24To study
00:40:26It's an incredible breakthrough
00:40:27We can alter the genetics of species in place
00:40:30We never thought possible
00:40:31It's quite impressive
00:40:33What, so rich pricks can get richer than you?
00:40:36You think this is some kind of scientific breakthrough?
00:40:41Look at what these things have done
00:40:43All these dead people
00:40:46They're on you
00:40:47I'm not on this
00:40:48I do not want to hurt people
00:40:49I want to help them
00:40:51You're not doing a very good job, are you, sunshine?
00:40:53You can say that again
00:40:54Yeah, I don't like your stuffy, stumpy air hostesses
00:40:57What?
00:40:59Get you in there
00:41:00Shh
00:41:01I think you need to be quiet
00:41:03You Russian
00:41:05Prick
00:41:09Now this
00:41:10Is the only safe space for us
00:41:14We can't just stay in here forever
00:41:17She's right
00:41:19We need to land
00:41:20The pilot's dead
00:41:22As is the co-pilot
00:41:25What?
00:41:26Mmm
00:41:27So who's flying the plane?
00:41:29I must be on autopilot
00:41:31Yeah, the fuel doesn't last forever
00:41:36We're gonna have to find someone to land this plane
00:41:38So basically we're fucked
00:41:46Toilet's free if anyone needs it
00:41:47Holy shit, what happened to your eye?
00:41:50Don't ask
00:42:07The little bastard must have crawled into my contact lens
00:42:10Because I didn't see it
00:42:11Until I put it in
00:42:12And it was literally right there staring at me
00:42:14And it bit you?
00:42:16Well, yeah
00:42:18Jesus
00:42:19Thank him for that
00:42:20For the reason they're on this plane
00:42:23Who the fuck is that guy?
00:42:25Some crazy Russian scientist
00:42:27Who's gone and doomed us all
00:42:29Oh, well
00:42:30That says it all
00:42:31Thanks a lot, mate
00:42:34I'm not crazy
00:42:37So what are we gonna do?
00:42:38In her?
00:42:40Well, we don't have any other choice
00:42:43We've gotta find somebody who can land this plane
00:42:50No
00:42:52No
00:42:52No, I can't
00:42:53Of course you can
00:42:54You've flown planes before
00:42:56What, you've flown planes before?
00:42:58You kept that quiet, didn't you?
00:43:01My dad taught me to fly when I was younger
00:43:03But that was a long time ago
00:43:06I don't know if I could fly something this size
00:43:09Let alone land it
00:43:10Well, either way, you've got more experience than the rest of us
00:43:12So, I'm all for it, yeah?
00:43:14Yeah, he's right
00:43:15Thanks
00:43:16You've got more experience than anyone here
00:43:18So, at this stage, that counts
00:43:20Right now is better than nothing
00:43:22Yeah
00:43:22I know, we are running out of time, guys
00:43:26You don't have to do this
00:43:28We can find another way
00:43:31Okay
00:43:33What?
00:43:47Uh, uh, uh
00:44:02It légged his screen
00:44:04I know, they're feeding all this
00:44:05Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh
00:44:09I throw a rally
00:44:11Yeah, I know what they're seeing
00:44:11I mean, what's up then?
00:44:12I've been son of a 선
00:44:12I just thought
00:44:16Hey! Hey!
00:44:22I said run. No. No, shut up and run. Go first. It's closer to me. You go first.
00:44:29Help me and do it. I'll cover you. Man, trust me.
00:44:37I'll go after you. You go first. Man, trust me, man. Shut up and run.
00:44:42Go. What are you doing?
00:44:47I know what I'm doing, man.
00:45:26We can do this together.
00:45:30You're not alone.
00:46:00I can't lose you guys, too.
00:46:01I know where the spiders came from.
00:46:06Unless everyone in there has managed to kill all the spiders,
00:46:08I'm guessing it's a whole lot worse in there than it is in here.
00:46:13How do we know that until we go through and look?
00:46:17All right, I'll look.
00:46:27It's bad.
00:46:29Great.
00:46:36I guess we have no other choice.
00:46:39It's time to kill some spiders.
00:46:41Yes.
00:46:43I guess.
00:46:59It's time to kill putting down theonya South as good as well.
00:47:00I get on me and I adjust the cardiff creativity.
00:47:01No, I'm just gonna kick his meal.
00:47:01I just got proof in my heart.
00:47:01You shout it out.對啊.
00:47:10It's
00:47:10going through too much. I just
00:47:11want to do it.
00:47:11Let's go.
00:47:44I'll have that.
00:47:50Deodorant and a tennis racket?
00:47:53I mean, I don't exactly carry weapons around with me.
00:47:56It's gonna have to do.
00:47:58For you?
00:48:00Always hated PA.
00:48:05For you?
00:48:07Haven't you got anything sharper?
00:48:09I'm out for fucking revenge, man.
00:48:12I'm aiming straight for their beardy little eyes.
00:48:16I'm sorry, I haven't got anything to give you guys.
00:48:20Not these.
00:48:22If not, there's always stomping on the fuckers.
00:48:25As long as they're dead, I don't really care.
00:48:27Hello?
00:48:30What about me?
00:48:34What did I do?
00:48:34Time, you bring giant, kill our spiders on a plane.
00:48:38You should have a better plan.
00:48:40You know, just on the half chance that all hell breaks loose.
00:48:43I've had no choice.
00:48:46You always have a choice.
00:48:51Okay.
00:48:53Plan.
00:48:56We take down the barricade as quickly as we can.
00:48:59I'll run straight through to the cockpit, taking out any eight-legged fucks along the way.
00:49:03You guys cover me until I get to the cockpit door.
00:49:06Okay?
00:49:08Then, once we've cleared the area, Kieran and I, we're going to look for survivors.
00:49:13We will.
00:49:17Actually, I'm going to stay back here with that Russian fuck.
00:49:21Yes, you.
00:49:23In case they come from behind.
00:49:26Okay.
00:49:28Serve your drink at the bar, yeah?
00:49:30Yeah.
00:49:31Yeah.
00:49:31I've had nothing to defend but for this.
00:49:34Good.
00:49:35Someone didn't even trust you with a wooden spoon, let alone a deadly weapon like this.
00:49:42Just use anything, you idiot.
00:49:45Idiot.
00:49:48Okay.
00:49:48Let's do this.
00:49:53They're more afraid of you than you are of them.
00:49:55They're more afraid of you than you are of them.
00:49:57They're more afraid of you than you are of them.
00:50:00What?
00:50:10Let's do this.
00:50:10Let's do this.
00:50:11I need to get better.
00:50:12I need to get better than anyone who's been able to do.
00:50:14Let's get better.
00:50:21Yeah.
00:50:24Let's do this.
00:50:24Get better than I should go.
00:50:25Let's do it.
00:50:25Let's do this.
00:50:26I can do it.
00:50:26Let's do it.
00:50:27What?
00:50:27Where are these people?
00:50:27I have to do it.
00:50:28Stop!
00:50:59ché?
00:51:00No, no, no, no!
00:51:05Get the front, get the front!
00:51:57Is that it?
00:51:59Yeah, I think that's all of them.
00:52:03Guys, it's clear.
00:52:05You can come out now.
00:52:08We're coming.
00:52:10Come on.
00:52:12Come on.
00:52:14I only look out for myself now.
00:52:19What?
00:52:19I don't trust any of you where you treat me.
00:52:22I know you would not help if I needed it.
00:52:24That is my choice.
00:52:25I don't trust my choice.
00:52:27You're afraid.
00:52:30Why?
00:52:31Stay here.
00:52:32I love those Russian balls.
00:52:35You're stuck.
00:52:38You've got my balls.
00:52:41What's that?
00:52:42Where's Budnick?
00:52:44He's nursing and injury.
00:52:46I'm sorry.
00:52:47I'm sorry.
00:53:07You're alive.
00:53:15I have to land the plane.
00:53:21Shit.
00:53:22I can't stop the bleeding.
00:53:25Only I need one left.
00:53:28Stay with me.
00:53:33No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:53:34You can't die.
00:53:35I'm sorry.
00:53:35You need to help me land the plane.
00:53:37I can't.
00:53:39Move.
00:53:43Use the radio.
00:53:45I'll talk your time.
00:53:50I can't do it.
00:53:51I can't do it.
00:53:53Come on.
00:53:53Let me help you up.
00:53:54Come on.
00:53:58The door.
00:54:02The code.
00:54:04The code.
00:54:08Three...
00:54:11Nine.
00:54:12No.
00:54:14Three...
00:54:15Nine.
00:54:16Seven.
00:54:18Seven.
00:54:19Three, nine, seven, what?
00:54:23No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:54:30397, what?
00:54:32Please, please.
00:54:35I can't be alone.
00:54:36Please, please, please.
00:54:45Guys, hide.
00:54:53What the fuck is that being?
00:54:55No.
00:54:56I don't want to die.
00:54:57I don't want to die.
00:54:59You're not going to die.
00:55:00Okay?
00:55:01You're not going to die.
00:55:02I want some kids.
00:55:04I'm ready to die.
00:55:05Look at me.
00:55:06Okay?
00:55:07Yeah?
00:55:08One day, you are going to make a great run.
00:55:11Okay?
00:55:13We're going to get through this.
00:55:14Yeah?
00:55:15We're going to get through this.
00:55:16Get through this.
00:55:21Get down.
00:55:25Fuck.
00:55:27Fuck me.
00:55:29You fuck up.
00:55:31Get up.
00:55:39I get up.
00:55:50Guys, what are we going to do?
00:55:54Beth, Beth, Beth.
00:56:00Oh, sorry.
00:56:11You're going to shoot it?
00:56:13It's only one bullet.
00:56:15I don't think it's going to be enough to kill that thing.
00:56:19What?
00:56:21I go to shooting rangers all the time.
00:56:23I don't know.
00:56:25That's what we do.
00:56:26You don't think she's going to shoot that?
00:56:28She goes to shoot rangers all the time?
00:56:30And that doesn't mean she's good at it.
00:56:31She's never let what I want to do with you, Black.
00:56:33Guys, let up.
00:56:34Let me think.
00:56:39Fuck.
00:56:44Three, nine, seven, one.
00:56:46Three, nine, seven, two.
00:56:49Three, nine, seven, three.
00:56:53Three, nine, seven, four.
00:56:54Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:56:56Three, nine, seven, eight.
00:56:58Oh, fuck.
00:56:59Three, nine, eight, nine, nine, nine.
00:57:01No.
00:57:02Fuck.
00:57:08Fuck.
00:57:26Mayday, mayday, mayday
00:57:28The pilots are dead, please, please
00:57:30Someone help, I need help landing the plane
00:57:35No, no
00:57:38Oh, fuck
00:57:53Come on, come on
00:57:55Come on, come on
00:57:57Come on
00:57:58Come on
00:58:09Okay
00:58:10Here's what we're gonna do
00:58:12You guys sneak to the front of the plane
00:58:14Find yourself a chair and strap yourself in
00:58:17I'll distract the big fucker
00:58:18No
00:58:19What I'll do is I'll wait for it to be in place
00:58:21And I'll shoot out one of the windows
00:58:22Which will suck it out
00:58:23Which will give us time to get to the cockpit
00:58:25But when you get blown out too
00:58:26I'll strap myself in as well
00:58:29Come on, guys
00:58:30I know it can be useless sometimes
00:58:32But we need to help Kareen
00:58:33And this is all we've got
00:58:34Beth
00:58:36You're not useless
00:58:37This is insane
00:58:38I've got this
00:58:42All right, fine
00:58:45Just come back, okay?
00:58:47I will
00:58:49Remember
00:58:49Hold on for dear life, okay?
00:58:53I love you guys
00:58:55You've got this
00:58:57Let's do this
00:59:01Hey, you moody bitch
00:59:03I'm over here
00:59:04Come and get me
00:59:05Woo!
00:59:05I'm over here
00:59:06Come and get me
00:59:34Spin this, motherfucker
00:59:40Fuck
00:59:41I love you
00:59:42I love you
00:59:56My God
00:59:57Come and get me
00:59:59Come and get me
01:00:01I love you
01:00:03You're coming, Dad
01:00:05Oh, my God
01:00:13Corrine?
01:00:15Dad?
01:00:17Are you there?
01:00:19Corrine, is that you, Corrine?
01:00:22Dad, can you hear me?
01:00:24Yes, I can hear you, darling.
01:00:26Jesus Christ, where are you calling from?
01:00:28I'm calling from the plane.
01:00:30From the...
01:00:32Are you sure this isn't a bloody Reading thing?
01:00:34No, Dad.
01:00:36I know this is going to sound crazy,
01:00:39but there are giant killer spiders on board.
01:00:42They've killed nearly every person here, including the pilots.
01:00:47It's just me and my friends.
01:00:49I don't know what to do.
01:00:50I need your help.
01:00:55Dad? Dad?
01:00:59I'm here.
01:01:00Right, this is what we're going to do.
01:01:02You're going to reprogram the FMS, okay?
01:01:08Okay.
01:01:10Okay.
01:01:11Okay.
01:01:14So, what I want you to do,
01:01:15start pulling back on the throttle really slowly.
01:01:18Right?
01:01:19I'll contact air traffic control and tell them that you're coming.
01:01:21Okay?
01:01:24Okay.
01:01:25You're doing really well, darling.
01:01:27All right?
01:01:27Just keep your composure.
01:01:30Shit!
01:01:32Dad, I...
01:01:33I can't do this!
01:01:35Yes, you can.
01:01:36I'm losing control.
01:01:38Sorry.
01:01:39No!
01:01:40No, no.
01:01:41No, I can't lose you as well.
01:01:43Sorry.
01:01:44I can't.
01:01:47I miss her so much.
01:01:51I know, me too.
01:01:55Then where were you?
01:01:59I don't know.
01:02:01But I'm here.
01:02:03Okay?
01:02:05And I know that doesn't make up for it.
01:02:08But I love you so much.
01:02:11Your mum and I both do.
01:02:14I'm not saving her.
01:02:15It will be the biggest regret of my life.
01:02:17But...
01:02:18I'm here now.
01:02:20And you will land this plane.
01:02:22And you will land this plane.
01:03:20And you will land this plane.
01:04:21Thank you, Karine.
01:04:22I'm here.
01:04:23It's okay.
01:04:25So once you get below 10,000 feet, it's just like riding a bike.
01:04:32A giant spider-infested bike.
01:04:38So I want you to deactivate the autopilot, and then you've just got to nail the landing.
01:04:45Just nail it, yeah?
01:04:47You got it.
01:04:49Okay.
01:04:50Okay.
01:04:55Karine?
01:04:57Dad?
01:04:59Karine?
01:05:00Dad!
01:05:02Dad!
01:05:04Karine!
01:05:04Oh, fuck.
01:05:07Oh, fuck.
01:05:08Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:06:01Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:06:06I haven't been so happy to see you in my life.
01:06:08You should have seen Bess.
01:06:10She turned into a fucking special ops agent.
01:06:12Well, you know, when the pressure's on, someone's got to take control.
01:06:16I always knew you were a dark horse.
01:06:18I know I'm half blind right now, but are you really flying this plane?
01:06:21Like, yeah, sort of.
01:06:24I was just on the phone to my dad, but the signal cut.
01:06:28And the radios are busted, so...
01:06:31Are we going to make it?
01:06:33Yeah, my dad's got us heading back towards the airport, so...
01:06:36As soon as we're below 10,000 feet...
01:06:40Yeah, we're going to make it.
01:06:43You know what?
01:06:44This whole thing has got me thinking.
01:06:47If we make it out of this, I'm going to change my life around.
01:06:51No more distractions.
01:06:52I'm going to focus on me now.
01:06:54That's very nice, Gracie.
01:06:55Yeah.
01:06:57Well, I guess you've just got to be attacked by hundreds of giant cats,
01:06:59but it has to put things in perspective, eh?
01:07:03Guys, look.
01:07:05We're going to make it.
01:07:08Oh, thank God, because...
01:07:11I was starting to get really light.
01:07:12Oh, my God, Gracie!
01:07:14Look how much you're bleeding.
01:07:15Oh, my God.
01:07:16I saw a first-year kid downstairs.
01:07:18I'm going to go and get her.
01:07:19No, Zach, do not!
01:07:20No way!
01:07:21Listen, she's not fine.
01:07:23I'm fine.
01:07:24We killed them things.
01:07:25Kareem, concentrate on land on the plane.
01:07:27Beth, look after Gracie.
01:07:28No, Zach!
01:07:29Don't, don't, no, Zach!
01:07:32Stumass.
01:07:32Fucking dickhead.
01:07:35Fuck.
01:07:37Fuck.
01:07:51Fuck.
01:07:52Fuck.
01:07:53Fuck.
01:07:55Fuck.
01:08:02Fuck.
01:08:03Fuck.
01:08:06Fuck.
01:08:08Fuck.
01:08:08Fuck.
01:08:08Fuck.
01:08:08Fuck.
01:08:08Fuck.
01:08:08Fuck.
01:08:08Fuck.
01:08:12Fuck.
01:08:38Gracie, Gracie, look.
01:08:39We're nearly there, okay?
01:08:42Wouldn't it be easier if we just jump out of the plane?
01:08:45I'm sure this person is somewhere.
01:08:47That's your concussion talking.
01:08:49We're not jumping out of the fucking plane.
01:08:50You want to suck the fun out of everything.
01:08:53Yeah, well, you weren't complaining earlier.
01:08:56You know what?
01:08:57I never got that drinks menu.
01:08:59We are going to get so many cocktails.
01:09:01Just stay awake, okay?
01:09:03Okay.
01:09:04Oh, by the way, I slept with someone in the toilet.
01:09:08What?
01:09:08What?
01:09:10Was he cute?
01:09:12Yeah.
01:09:12He's probably dead now.
01:09:14Oh.
01:09:15Yeah.
01:09:16At least I don't have to call him.
01:09:18Yeah?
01:09:19Easier than ghosting.
01:09:21Oh, I love it.
01:09:22It's so awful.
01:09:24Oh, shit.
01:09:28Shit.
01:09:29Oh, shit.
01:09:29They're not.
01:09:31No.
01:09:31Zach!
01:09:32Gracie!
01:09:33What are you doing?
01:09:35Gracie!
01:09:38Gracie!
01:09:39Gracie!
01:09:40Zach!
01:09:41Gracie!
01:09:42Wait!
01:09:42Zach!
01:09:43Zach!
01:09:45Oh, shit.
01:09:47Oh, fuck.
01:09:49Fuck.
01:09:49Okay, what do we do?
01:09:50What do we do?
01:09:51No!
01:09:52Fuck!
01:09:53Fuck!
01:09:53Fuck!
01:09:55Fuck, you alright?
01:09:56Look at the stroke of her, look.
01:09:58Oh, fuck.
01:10:02Fuck!
01:10:03Fuck!
01:10:04Fuck!
01:10:06Fuck!
01:10:07Fuck!
01:10:10Fuck!
01:10:13Fuck!
01:10:15Fuck!
01:10:15Oh, fuck!
01:10:17Oh, fuck!
01:10:18Fuck!
01:10:19Fuck!
01:10:20Gracie, no!
01:10:21No!
01:10:22No!
01:10:28Gracie!
01:10:29Gracie!
01:10:30Gracie!
01:10:31Come on!
01:10:32Gracie, I'm on!
01:10:34Gracie!
01:10:35Gracie, do not let go, okay?
01:10:37Gracie, come on!
01:10:38Please!
01:10:38Just fucking do it!
01:10:40Oh, no, no!
01:10:41Oh, no!
01:10:42No!
01:10:43I love you guys!
01:10:44That's right!
01:10:45No!
01:10:46No!
01:10:48Because I'm so angry!
01:10:51No!
01:10:53No!
01:10:54No!
01:10:56No!
01:10:59No!
01:11:01No!
01:11:02No!
01:11:05No!
01:11:10No, no!
01:11:39Where the hell have you been?
01:11:47Beth, where are Zack and Gracie?
01:12:01Beth, where are they?
01:12:22Beth, I'm going to need you to buckle your seatbelt now, okay?
01:12:25Beth, put your seatbelt on.
01:12:32Buckle up, fucker!
01:12:33No!
01:12:35No!
01:12:37No!
01:12:40No!
01:12:42No!
01:12:53Holy fuck, you did it!
01:12:55No!
01:12:57No!
01:13:08No!
01:13:23Okay, great.
01:13:23So I'm going to put you down for 500 orders of the baby blue tartan skirt and the pink sweater
01:13:27vest.
01:13:28Hi.
01:13:29So the bag is actually on Marc Jacobs, but I could call Marc and see how quickly he can get
01:13:33some over to you.
01:13:35Okay, great.
01:13:36Okay, bye.
01:13:38It's been one month since the eight-legged flight disaster where four 20-year-olds landed a spider-infested commercial
01:13:44flight, which tragically only had three survivors.
01:13:49The three survivors wish to remain anonymous, but feel that their friend, Gracie Thompson, should be known as a hero,
01:13:55as without her, they would all have lost their lives.
01:13:58There are still more questions than answers. How did the victims survive this horrific incident? Where did the spiders come
01:14:03from? And are there still more out there?
01:14:06Back to you, Tom.
01:14:10I can't believe it's been a month already. I can't stop thinking about her.
01:14:17Yeah, me too. I'm going to take her bag over to her folks' place later, if you want to come.
01:14:23Yeah, I'll come.
01:14:26That'd be nice.
01:14:30Ew!
01:14:31Zach, stop creeping around. It's grossing me out.
01:14:35You said if you kept doing it, we could take him to a lab. I'm a serious fashion blogger now,
01:14:39Corrine. I can't be living like this.
01:14:40It's like having our own little pet.
01:14:42No, a pet is a bunny rabbit or a puppy dog. This is like living with a fucking Halloween decoration.
01:14:49I swear this is the best thing that's happened to me.
01:14:58Don't you ever walk?
01:15:23Okay, we'll have to go.
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