- 15 hours ago
Crush Alert! Love Request from My Enemy
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00:00:04New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:11New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:20You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:23Maybe.
00:00:32When are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:33You know who I really am. I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:37Such a dumb username.
00:00:39Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275.
00:00:41Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:44You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:45You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:47Oh, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:49Or at least a photo.
00:00:52Maybe someday.
00:00:57Crap, I'm late.
00:00:59Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:03Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:10In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:12I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight,
00:01:16but on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:18I feel like a peasant.
00:01:21Watch it!
00:01:21This isn't public school.
00:01:25Forget your training wheels!
00:01:28At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:42Stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:46No!
00:01:48God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:51It's ruined!
00:01:58He's so hot.
00:01:59Hey!
00:01:59I told you to stop the car!
00:02:06Oh my God, he's cold!
00:02:07He's so hot!
00:02:12Hey!
00:02:14What is wrong with you?
00:02:15Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:18Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:20What are you with me, son?
00:02:22What are you talking about?
00:02:24Why?
00:02:26I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:28No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:31You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:34Yeah, I break a lot of hearts, buttercup.
00:02:36Okay?
00:02:39You should know that.
00:02:40I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:44You were a...
00:02:44Eh...
00:02:45Eh...
00:02:45Eh...
00:02:46Asshole!
00:02:52Alright.
00:02:53I broke something of yours.
00:02:55Sure, but...
00:02:57Hey!
00:02:58You got my attention.
00:03:01So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:08Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:11Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:12Have a good day.
00:03:15Don't do it!
00:03:22Oh, fuck!
00:03:25Now we're even.
00:03:26My laptop better not be broken!
00:03:28I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:35You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:42I'm going to make every classroom,
00:03:45every hallway,
00:03:46and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:50I'm gonna make your life a living hell.
00:03:53What's going on?
00:03:54Close fighting the new girl.
00:03:55Now close leaving the new girl.
00:03:57Yeah, idiot.
00:03:58I can see that.
00:04:01Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:03Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:06Same.
00:04:07Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:09Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:13Cole, do you need help?
00:04:15I can help you.
00:04:18The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:20This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:23But he's not your Cole.
00:04:24Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:26He's not yet.
00:04:28Come on.
00:04:30Hi.
00:04:31I'm Jen.
00:04:32And this is Lindsay.
00:04:34Hi.
00:04:36I'm Haley.
00:04:37So nice to meet you.
00:04:38You have first day jitters.
00:04:39It's totally understandable.
00:04:40We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:42And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:44Come on.
00:04:46Bye.
00:04:46Let's go.
00:04:50There you go.
00:04:52Thanks so much.
00:05:00Oh.
00:05:14You're welcome, new girl.
00:05:16Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:24Guacamole wizard.
00:05:26Wow.
00:05:26What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:30Give it back.
00:05:31Hold on.
00:05:33Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to locker 83 right now.
00:05:38Send.
00:05:39Here.
00:05:39Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:44So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:47I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:48At least check on me.
00:05:50Oh, is it the online love-up?
00:05:52Ah, chill.
00:05:53Please.
00:05:56No way.
00:05:58What is it?
00:05:59Oh, the Halloween goes to school.
00:06:06Please ignore that.
00:06:07Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:10Send.
00:06:14What is wrong with you?
00:06:16You mess with Cole Edmunds, and you're gonna mess with me.
00:06:19Edmunds?
00:06:20What?
00:06:21You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:23Wow.
00:06:24You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:28Stop recording me!
00:06:31Jenna's a new girl.
00:06:33Wait.
00:06:34Is the new girl...
00:06:35Valley Queen?
00:06:38There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:40Could it be...
00:06:42Chen?
00:06:44Ew.
00:06:48Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:50And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:53No chance it's Chen.
00:06:55So is it...
00:06:56She does look kinda cute.
00:07:05Please ignore that.
00:07:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:09What was I thinking?
00:07:11Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:16Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:18Keep walking, Hayley.
00:07:20Just keep walking.
00:07:21You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:24My name's Hayley.
00:07:26Well, Hayley.
00:07:27I think you, uh...
00:07:29You used to spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:33What a coincidence!
00:07:35So did you!
00:07:36No, no!
00:07:40Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:41I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:44You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:49Whoever ends up with her must have failed in the eye exam.
00:08:04I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:06Something happened today.
00:08:07I lost the game.
00:08:08I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:11I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:14And what is this?
00:08:15What I think it is, is...
00:08:17I wanna be with you, and you wanna be with me.
00:08:22As more than just friends.
00:08:24Oh, thank God.
00:08:25I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:28You're my soulmate.
00:08:29Like, I like you so much.
00:08:30Okay, well, since we're dating now,
00:08:33um...
00:08:34I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:36Wait, really?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:39Get ready.
00:08:45Okay.
00:08:47No face.
00:08:48Just the boobs.
00:08:50Is it a bad idea?
00:08:51But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:53PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:55All the kids do this.
00:08:57You'll love it.
00:09:02Ugh, this lighting hates me.
00:09:04Come on, Hayley.
00:09:05Confidence.
00:09:06You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:13Okay.
00:09:14Yeah.
00:09:15Yeah.
00:09:15That's actually kind of...
00:09:16Oh my God.
00:09:22Seriously?
00:09:23Hello?
00:09:24Anyone?
00:09:26Don't look at me!
00:09:30Don't look at me!
00:09:32We're trying not for viable, are we?
00:09:33I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:35Get out!
00:09:36Now!
00:09:37Fine.
00:09:39Ow!
00:09:39Dammit!
00:09:44Come on.
00:10:12It's a little bit!
00:10:12Don't get auld.
00:10:12We need to be a good phone call.
00:10:12You can't go to get a good phone call.
00:10:13No, you're just kidding.
00:10:13You're right.
00:10:13I need to have a good phone call, man.
00:10:13I can have a lot of phone call, man.
00:10:15That's good!
00:10:17You're helping me.
00:10:18I won't. I didn't point on it, but here we are.
00:10:28Excuse you. These boobs are for someone else.
00:10:31I love a boyfriend, do we? That is shocking.
00:10:34Yeah, actually. And he'd probably kill you right now if you saw you were flirting with me.
00:10:38Flirting? Yeah, don't flatter yourself. I've got a girlfriend, too.
00:10:40My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:42Funny.
00:10:44Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go her separate ways?
00:10:48Fine by me.
00:10:51Oh, and, um...
00:10:54Well, the purple brawl, by the way.
00:10:56I like it in a weird way.
00:10:57I mean, I am my type, but, you know, power theory, or whatever.
00:11:01Would you just get out of here?
00:11:11Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it, too.
00:11:15Jen, red alert.
00:11:16Colm and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:19I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:23Don't be a coward.
00:11:24Just send it.
00:11:26Jen.
00:11:30Oh, my God.
00:11:32Here goes nothing.
00:11:40Still no response?
00:11:42Don't freak out.
00:11:43He's probably just busy.
00:11:48Give it back.
00:11:49Why?
00:11:49You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:53Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:55Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:58Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:59Mm-hmm.
00:12:00Got it.
00:12:03What are you doing?
00:12:29Oh, shit.
00:12:31Oh, shit.
00:12:32Yo, what's going on?
00:12:34Dude, your enemy's nude just got put up on the big screen.
00:12:36What?
00:12:36Yeah.
00:12:51Come on.
00:12:53Let's see if these builds are photoshopped.
00:12:57Stop.
00:12:57Delete it, please.
00:12:58Delete it.
00:13:10Oh, my brave knight.
00:13:12I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:18Oh, my God.
00:13:20Oh, cool.
00:13:21Your enemy's kind of hot.
00:13:23Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:30Jen, no.
00:13:31No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:32Jen, stop.
00:13:35Jen, no.
00:13:36This is another thing that you can do!
00:13:51My school enemy is my ally girlfriend?
00:13:57Stop it!
00:14:09Hey. You okay? Give that to me.
00:14:21Now give the phone back, Jen.
00:14:23What the hell, Cole? I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:30How does it feel being exposed to the whole school? Not good, huh?
00:14:33Now, if you don't delete it off your phone, I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:37And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:40Why are you even defending her? She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:46Haley's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:48And if you mess with her, you mess with me. You hear me?
00:14:55Haley, are you?
00:14:56Cole is on my side now? Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:15:00I just need to be alone.
00:15:01Here.
00:15:02Haley!
00:15:07Cole is a rich asshole. And he said we were enemies.
00:15:11But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:17Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:19Love you, Mom.
00:15:22Wait, Mom.
00:15:26Do people change?
00:15:29Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:36Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:56Top day, huh?
00:15:57There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria. They're my favorite.
00:16:02Noted. Is that all?
00:16:04The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:06I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:10Oh. I'm really proud of you.
00:16:13And then there's this guy. He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:19It's so confusing.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:23Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:25No, I'm not into this guy. I like you. Only you.
00:16:34I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:36You did? Are you gonna roast for Kate?
00:16:38I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:41That sounds amazing. When? With?
00:16:44About after school. At the balcony. I'll bring flowers.
00:16:47Deal.
00:16:56I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:08Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:18Call me father.
00:17:19I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:21Defending that nobody. Haley girl.
00:17:24He's not a nobody, dad.
00:17:26Are those for her?
00:17:32What the fuck?
00:17:35What the fuck?
00:17:37I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:39Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:42That whole family is trash.
00:17:44Stay away from her.
00:17:45And what if I say no?
00:17:46Stay away from Haley, Cole.
00:17:49Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:51What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:54I'm almost 18. Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:57I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:02safe.
00:18:04You're sick.
00:18:06It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:14Oh, hi.
00:18:16I am Haley.
00:18:17Yes.
00:18:19So nice to meet you.
00:18:21God.
00:18:21I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:24But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:29Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:31You're so nice.
00:18:36Guacamole wizard.
00:18:37Fail.
00:18:41Guacamole wizard.
00:18:43Ew.
00:18:45Guacamole wizard.
00:18:45You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:47Pathetic.
00:18:48Maybe he's married.
00:18:50Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:51And maybe he's sitting on his life video.
00:18:55I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:58Why is Guacamole wizard still not here?
00:19:01Oh no, we're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:03We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch.
00:19:05And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:08Eat it.
00:19:22Call me.
00:19:23So you think that you can just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:28You're a maid's daughter.
00:19:30So you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:32Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:35Oh, and by the way, Nicole's not gonna come save you.
00:19:38Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:40Like me.
00:19:44I'm nothing like you.
00:19:50Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:53Cole again?
00:19:54Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:57Pick it up.
00:19:58Cole, we were kidding.
00:20:00It's ketchup.
00:20:01Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:06Take out of your phone and record this.
00:20:15Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Hailey anymore?
00:20:18Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:20Cause I'll tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:22You wanna hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:28I will leave Hailey alone.
00:20:32I will leave Hailey alone.
00:20:34I will leave Hailey alone.
00:20:37Got it?
00:20:38Yeah.
00:20:39Let's go.
00:20:41What are you looking at?
00:20:45Got it?
00:20:46Let's go.
00:20:54Uh, thank you.
00:20:57Wow.
00:20:59Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:03Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:05I just...
00:21:07I happened to see you.
00:21:09Were you waiting on someone?
00:21:11Yeah.
00:21:12My boyfriend actually.
00:21:16Well, he...
00:21:17He kinda stood me up, so...
00:21:19Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:22Maybe you gotta do it nice today.
00:21:25Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:28You thought we were enemies.
00:21:31I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though, so...
00:21:34Am I that annoying?
00:21:35Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:37Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Ednaz?
00:21:40Cause it's not gonna work.
00:21:41I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:49How'd that online boyfriend just make you fall for her?
00:21:55He...
00:21:56He makes me feel safe.
00:21:58You wouldn't understand that, though.
00:22:05I understand better than you think.
00:22:08Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:11I don't see...
00:22:14Why you touch him like this.
00:22:25If you keep staring, I'm gonna think you like what you see.
00:22:29No, my...
00:22:31My boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:36In the game.
00:22:38Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:46Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:52Are you a little slow in the game, too?
00:22:55I can see why he likes you.
00:23:07I can't do this.
00:23:09I love my boyfriend.
00:23:11And you will never understand that.
00:23:13He's smart, and he's kind, and...
00:23:16He loves me for who I am.
00:23:19That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us.
00:23:23I wish I could just tell her right now.
00:23:33Wait.
00:23:34It couldn't be.
00:23:36Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:41There's nothing.
00:23:43Cole, who are you?
00:23:47What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:49It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed.
00:23:53Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:57You live such a tough life.
00:24:03What was I thinking?
00:24:04We are from two different worlds.
00:24:06He just wants to play with me.
00:24:07But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:15Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:17I... got into a car accident.
00:24:19Really? Are you okay?
00:24:21You have to keep me in the hospital till prom.
00:24:23He was right.
00:24:24Who?
00:24:25Nobody.
00:24:26Which hospital are you staying at? I want to come visit you.
00:24:29No, no, you can't. I look miserable now.
00:24:31You need to see me in style.
00:24:33Fine, if you say so.
00:24:36So...
00:24:36Are we going to prom together?
00:24:38Hell yeah, we are.
00:24:44Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:47Whoever needs a charity case.
00:25:04Oh.
00:25:05You.
00:25:06No, me.
00:25:07Why is she so lucky?
00:25:09Cole's never been this way with any other girl.
00:25:12People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:14I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:17Because you don't do any homework.
00:25:24You finished it?
00:25:26It's okay.
00:25:27We'll get to know each other more.
00:25:28I'm not that curious about you, actually.
00:25:30I'm curious about you, though.
00:25:32Like, uh...
00:25:33How close were you with your mom?
00:25:36What is he trying to do?
00:25:38It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom.
00:25:41I'd kill anyone who hurts her.
00:25:45Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:56So.
00:25:57Are you going to prom?
00:25:59I don't know.
00:25:59I don't know.
00:26:01So you have a date?
00:26:04Or shall I say victim?
00:26:06Are you jealous of me?
00:26:07Me?
00:26:08Jealous?
00:26:09No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:10Oh, because I think you so secretly want me.
00:26:13You are so full of yourself.
00:26:15You can do this on your own.
00:26:16Yeah.
00:26:19No way.
00:26:21It's a self-locking door.
00:26:23Really?
00:26:24Miss Gorman's going to be back in an hour.
00:26:25I'm sure it'll be fine.
00:26:26I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:28Okay.
00:26:29Sorry, am I that bad?
00:26:31I think maybe we can pick up where we left off.
00:26:34Don't worry.
00:26:35Maybe trust me to do.
00:26:36Mm-mm.
00:26:36We're keeping our distance this time, actually.
00:26:39Yeah.
00:26:49That was my first kiss.
00:26:53My first kiss was not supposed to go like that.
00:26:56It was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips.
00:27:10You're really good at this.
00:27:12One day when you regret it.
00:27:14You know, we can do more if you want.
00:27:22Come on.
00:27:32Hey, I've been wanting back a lot more than you back.
00:27:35So you want me?
00:27:39I think you know much I want you.
00:27:45Do you want me?
00:27:48I want you.
00:27:53Oh, shit.
00:27:57Anyone in here?
00:28:01Oh, my God.
00:28:02How long have you two been in here?
00:28:04I really need to change this lock.
00:28:05Are you two okay?
00:28:07Oh.
00:28:08Yeah.
00:28:08Yeah, we're good.
00:28:09We're okay.
00:28:18You're just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:20What didn't happen?
00:28:21Hey, wait.
00:28:22It's just hormones.
00:28:24Hey, Jake.
00:28:25Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:28Relax, I'm not dead.
00:28:29Wait.
00:28:30Car accident?
00:28:31Guacamole wizard?
00:28:37I gotta go.
00:28:46Guacamole wizard?
00:28:47Huh?
00:28:51Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:53Do I know you?
00:28:54Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:56Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:58Or he heard something about Cole?
00:29:01You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:04She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:07He was in a real car accident.
00:29:08According to you, so is guacamole wizard.
00:29:12Cole, wait.
00:29:15Oh, shit.
00:29:20What's up, guys?
00:29:23We were just chatting.
00:29:24Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:27Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:31Hey!
00:29:32I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:35They're your favorite.
00:29:36Right?
00:29:38How did you know that?
00:29:40Tough day, huh?
00:29:41There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:43They're my favorite.
00:29:45He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:47Could he?
00:29:53The truth is, um...
00:29:54A dickhead?
00:29:57What do you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:29:58You came to my table, bro, and knocked my ball away.
00:30:08There it goes again.
00:30:10Cole is jealous.
00:30:11We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:13We don't have a problem.
00:30:15We don't have a problem.
00:30:16Right?
00:30:17Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:30:21Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:25I have the ball now.
00:30:26Could we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:30Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:33Maybe I can use that.
00:30:37Jake!
00:30:38Hey!
00:30:39What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:43Wait, seriously?
00:30:44Yeah.
00:30:45Just one little catch.
00:30:46You have to pretend to like Hallie Roth.
00:30:51All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:30:54If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:30:57I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole.
00:31:01But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end.
00:31:05You've literally been staring for five minutes.
00:31:07I'm thinking.
00:31:08About the report or about him?
00:31:10Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:12We literally made out of a sore dream.
00:31:14Maybe you've known Jake longer.
00:31:16No, you don't.
00:31:17How do you know that?
00:31:18You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:20Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:22You have no idea.
00:31:23You have no idea.
00:31:28Oh, my God.
00:31:30Is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:44Haley, someone's here to see you.
00:31:58Are you asking me to prom?
00:32:01Too cheesy?
00:32:02No, it's cute.
00:32:04The accident.
00:32:05The mozzarella sticks.
00:32:07He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:09So, um, what do you think?
00:32:11You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:14I...
00:32:14I should feel happy.
00:32:16But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:20Hey, can we not?
00:32:24Hey, can we not?
00:32:26Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:28My problem here, dude, is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:31And you're out here to strike me with a bad pun.
00:32:34Wow.
00:32:35That is some weak shit, man.
00:32:38That's weak shit?
00:32:39Is this weak shit?
00:32:43Oh, my God.
00:32:51Wow.
00:32:52He's got really pretty eyes.
00:32:59Wait, I can't.
00:33:00Colt, put me down.
00:33:02Put me down.
00:33:03Put me down.
00:33:05Don't do that again.
00:33:19New couple alert.
00:33:21Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:22Why do you hate me so much, Colt?
00:33:24You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:26And if you'd realize and give me a chance,
00:33:28I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:30Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:34I might say yes.
00:33:37Jen, you want to go to prom?
00:33:39With me?
00:33:41Jen, you want to go to prom?
00:33:43With me?
00:33:44We're both hot.
00:33:45And we're both rich.
00:33:46And our dads have been in business, like, forever, so...
00:33:50How romantic.
00:33:51I think I'll pass.
00:33:54You're gonna regret this, Cole Edmonds.
00:33:58Oh, here they come.
00:33:59Oh, here they come.
00:34:01If I message Corcomole Wizard,
00:34:03I wonder if Jake's phone will ding.
00:34:06What should we wear to prom?
00:34:09And the Dean's List.
00:34:19Um, I'll talk to you later.
00:34:20I'll see your own school, okay?
00:34:21Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:22Bye.
00:34:23Stay.
00:34:24He's so different.
00:34:25Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:28Yeah, stay with you.
00:34:30Hayley?
00:34:37What are you doing?
00:34:39Geez.
00:34:41God.
00:34:46Here, I'll get it.
00:34:47Yeah, I know.
00:34:52Oh.
00:34:53You scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone?
00:34:56I don't care.
00:34:57I do care.
00:34:58I do care.
00:34:59Hayley, I...
00:35:16Don't put a problem with Jake.
00:35:18I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:21He doesn't even know you.
00:35:22And you do?
00:35:23How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:26That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:28Because...
00:35:28I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:31I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:34The first day.
00:35:35You were watching me?
00:35:38Just...
00:35:38Just tell me I'm gonna apologize.
00:35:54Move.
00:35:56Cole is talking to Hayley.
00:35:58Again.
00:35:58Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:36:01Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:04Obviously I do.
00:36:05Okay, then break them up, idiot.
00:36:08What do I do?
00:36:11I've got a few ideas.
00:36:17Hey, look.
00:36:19Someone will take you to prom.
00:36:21I promise.
00:36:22Yeah?
00:36:23Really, like who?
00:36:24I mean, the whole school hates me, except for Jake.
00:36:27And you.
00:36:28But you're not asking me.
00:36:31Hey.
00:36:33Oh, hey, Jake.
00:36:35Hey, Hal.
00:36:36Um...
00:36:36I just wanted to thank you again for...
00:36:38the other night.
00:36:40The other night?
00:36:42Yeah, it was...
00:36:44so...
00:36:45sexy.
00:36:47You're so sexy.
00:36:48Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:50Here, I...
00:36:52I hate to break it to you asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:37:00And she's a real tiger in the pet room.
00:37:04Oh!
00:37:04Oh shit, look!
00:37:06Oh shit!
00:37:18Oh my god!
00:37:23Stop!
00:37:24Guys!
00:37:24Stop it!
00:37:25Stop!
00:37:26Stop!
00:37:27What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:31Shit.
00:37:32It's Principal Stevens.
00:37:33I've gotta save Cole.
00:37:34I mean, Jake.
00:37:35I've gotta save Jake.
00:37:40Oh!
00:37:42Oh my god!
00:37:43Principal Stevens, I'm so sorry!
00:37:46Hailey Rock.
00:37:47That's detention.
00:37:49After school.
00:37:50Don't be late.
00:38:05Don't be late.
00:38:06Cole, what are you doing here?
00:38:09Can we keep you company?
00:38:11It's the least I could do after you...
00:38:13saved my ass today.
00:38:15The locker thing?
00:38:16That was an accident.
00:38:18Oh, sure.
00:38:21So, uh...
00:38:22You and...
00:38:23You and Jake, huh?
00:38:25No.
00:38:27He lied about that.
00:38:28I don't know why though.
00:38:30Good.
00:38:32You know...
00:38:33Father that asshole, every time he looks at you makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:37Thinking about him touching you, kissing you...
00:38:40I could kill him.
00:38:44Promise me you won't go to prom with it.
00:38:49Okay, fine.
00:38:49I won't.
00:38:53Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:57Okay, everyone.
00:38:59Let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:08Oh my god.
00:39:09I am so fed up with this.
00:39:29Oh, sorry...
00:39:30I tripped.
00:39:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:33What?
00:39:34It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:39they're dead they're both dead oh how am i going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard
00:39:49oh what are you are you almost crying it's probably because you can't afford a new one
00:39:57jen what's going on over there
00:40:09what's going on is jen is getting a taste of her own medicine
00:40:14mr edmunds oh please it's baking soda and water you're fine detention today after school
00:40:33jake hey oh um sorry
00:40:36gotta get to student council
00:40:40hey you didn't even try the rice trick
00:40:43the rice trick
00:40:48yeah you don't know about the
00:40:51come on
00:41:04hey um ella
00:41:07it's emma yeah that's what i said can you hack a broken laptop
00:41:20hey it's gonna be okay
00:41:23we'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened
00:41:26no it's not just the phone or the laptop it means it means i can't
00:41:32can't what
00:41:35i talked to a friend online
00:41:38he's really important to me
00:41:43and i'm sure
00:41:45you're really important to him
00:41:55how cool
00:41:56if you look past
00:41:58all that hair gel and
00:42:00big ol ego and
00:42:02rich kid for bravo
00:42:03okay okay i i get it
00:42:08you're kind of sweet
00:42:13hey look at that
00:42:16oh my god
00:42:17thank you
00:42:19oh my god
00:42:20you're a miracle worker
00:42:28what is taking so long
00:42:29you doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate
00:42:32shut up ella
00:42:33it's emma
00:42:34whatever
00:42:41oh my god
00:42:44oh
00:42:50morning valley whore
00:42:52how are things in the castle
00:42:58valley whore
00:43:00what are they talking about
00:43:16guacamole wizard
00:43:17when can we be together in person
00:43:19guacamole wizard
00:43:21i want you so badly
00:43:22i dream about you touching me
00:43:23oh my god
00:43:24someone hacked my castle claimers messages
00:43:26touch me guacamole wizard
00:43:30yeah hey valley whore
00:43:32show them what you really like
00:43:51here you go
00:43:53here this is for you
00:43:58oh do you like what i've done with the place
00:44:00you hacked my laptop
00:44:03oh no it wasn't me
00:44:04it was that kid ella
00:44:05but i definitely got to reap the benefits
00:44:08what kind of incel sex over a video game
00:44:11hayley
00:44:11what are you catfishing this guy
00:44:13no i'm not trying to catfish him
00:44:15hey everyone
00:44:15i think valley whore is a catfish
00:44:19because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you
00:44:47stop it stop stop
00:44:52i thought i'd send the janitor some time
00:44:57jenny
00:44:58hey
00:45:01now's the time
00:45:02tell them
00:45:03tell them what
00:45:04that you're guacamole wizard
00:45:08who's guacamole wizard
00:45:11here you go
00:45:14oh my god
00:45:15did you think that jake was your secret little online boyfriend
00:45:18oh sweetie
00:45:19i've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you
00:45:22what
00:45:23why would you do that
00:45:24oh i don't know cole
00:45:25why do you think i would do that
00:45:29jake is this true
00:45:30have you been pretending to like me this whole time
00:45:34sorry
00:45:35it was nothing personal
00:45:42yeah nothing personal
00:45:45oh
00:45:50all right all right all right
00:45:52enough
00:45:52what in the world is going on here
00:45:55is that a leaf blower
00:45:56that's all him
00:45:57okay well you both have detention so
00:46:05let me get this straight
00:46:06you stole a leaf blower
00:46:08and defaced school property
00:46:10it wasn't school property dad
00:46:12it was jen's cyber boy spreadsheets
00:46:14jesus christ
00:46:15how does she always get away with this shit
00:46:17could it be because her father's running for senate call
00:46:19you think that's what it could be
00:46:21who cares
00:46:22i care
00:46:23and
00:46:24i hear she's got an eye for you
00:46:26so you're taking her to prom
00:46:28what not over my dead body
00:46:31oh because you're like that hayley girl
00:46:34i'm firing her mother right now
00:46:35no no please don't
00:46:37please
00:46:38then you're taking jen to prom
00:46:40max's dad called
00:46:41he said he's having a party tomorrow
00:46:43you're gonna go
00:46:44and you're gonna ask jen to prom
00:46:46end of discussion
00:46:53come on you big coward
00:46:54message him
00:46:56just do it
00:46:57just do it
00:47:00you must think i'm the biggest idiot
00:47:09i could never think that
00:47:16but i thought you were jake
00:47:17please can't you just tell me now
00:47:19i think i've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime
00:47:26i heard that guy max is throwing a party tomorrow
00:47:28if you want i'll meet you there
00:47:41okay
00:47:43you got this haley
00:47:44just take a deep breath
00:47:46you got this
00:47:47you got this
00:47:51you look beautiful
00:47:55thank you mom
00:48:14hey hayley
00:48:15i'm glad you came
00:48:17you look so pretty
00:48:18hi
00:48:19hey max
00:48:20your house is gorgeous
00:48:22i mean
00:48:22no it's just my parents blood money
00:48:24you know they're upstairs watching the last of us right now
00:48:26yeah
00:48:26they don't care about shit
00:48:27get drunk girl
00:48:28woo
00:48:31yeah
00:48:33yeah
00:48:42what are you doing here
00:48:44valley whore
00:48:47looks like the catfish came out of the pond
00:48:49hey everyone let's give it up for valley whore
00:48:52valley whore
00:48:56jen
00:48:57why are you doing this
00:48:58what have i even done to you
00:49:00to me
00:49:00oh i'm actually concerned about our whole community
00:49:03because those little cringy messages on your castle game
00:49:06those are concerning
00:49:07actually i'm kind of a little bit of a perv
00:49:10did you know that
00:49:11hayley
00:49:12she's a little pervy princess
00:49:14pervy princess
00:49:23hey let's get pervy tonight
00:49:25leave me alone
00:49:27is there a fire
00:49:29okay we set off the alarm
00:49:43call
00:49:44oh
00:50:21Are you... him?
00:50:24Would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend?
00:50:27Okay, Cole is not him.
00:50:30Anyways, we are going to the prom together.
00:50:32No, I'm not.
00:50:33Yes, you are.
00:50:34It's okay.
00:50:35You can be honest about your feelings.
00:50:38So you two, this whole time.
00:50:43Oh my God.
00:50:44I am such an idiot.
00:50:46Hey, wait.
00:50:51Hey, wait.
00:50:53Please, at least take my jacket.
00:50:55You know, if you really wanted to humiliate me, you didn't have to go to the extra effort.
00:50:59Jen was doing just fine.
00:51:00I wasn't trying to humiliate you.
00:51:01Then what were you trying to do?
00:51:03I guess you.
00:51:04Obviously.
00:51:05The white clothes were just an added bonus.
00:51:07I knew I shouldn't have trusted you.
00:51:10Now what about guacamole, was it?
00:51:13What are you...
00:51:22Who is that?
00:51:23I don't know.
00:51:24Just the devil.
00:51:27Get in the car.
00:51:30I'm not going to ask you again, Cole.
00:51:33Get in the car.
00:51:34Dad, can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to...
00:51:37Haley.
00:51:38I already assumed that's who this was.
00:51:41Hi, Mr. Evans.
00:51:41So, you're the scholarship trash that's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life?
00:51:47Well, I've got news for you, young lady.
00:51:49My son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family.
00:51:54And that's not you.
00:51:56You will be forgotten.
00:51:58You're a maid's daughter.
00:51:59And your mom works for me.
00:52:01Stay away from him.
00:52:03Or I swear to God, your mother is fired.
00:52:07Dad, stop!
00:52:08Don't you touch my family.
00:52:10I'll stay away.
00:52:13Haley, come on.
00:52:14You don't mean that.
00:52:16I hate everything you stand for.
00:52:19I hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like.
00:52:26I hate everything about you.
00:52:27I hate all of it.
00:52:29I don't want any part of it.
00:52:32So, Cole, go with your dad.
00:52:36Haley!
00:52:45No laptop and no phone for a week.
00:52:48Ever since mom died, you've turned into this co-patriarch.
00:52:51Haley, not dad's real love.
00:52:52Why do you have to make me so miserable?
00:52:54I promised your mother I would make you a success, son.
00:52:57Even if it meant saving you from yourself.
00:53:07Hi, Haley.
00:53:08I'm Emma.
00:53:09I know who you are.
00:53:11Right.
00:53:12I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped and ruin your life.
00:53:16So, I wanted to return your laptop to you.
00:53:19Goodness new.
00:53:24Oh, wow.
00:53:26Thanks, Emma.
00:53:28Okay, bye.
00:53:33One down, one to go.
00:53:36You're so cool.
00:53:37I know, Emma.
00:53:38Want to go to prom?
00:53:40Why not?
00:53:42Let's get these lovers together.
00:53:49Hi, Mr. Edmunds.
00:53:50Hi, Max.
00:53:51And Max's friend.
00:53:53Sorry, we weren't expecting you.
00:53:55Cole's grounded.
00:53:56Oh, he is?
00:53:58But it was his 18th birthday today.
00:54:00What can I say, Max?
00:54:02Actions have consequences.
00:54:05Birthday or no, Cole is grounded.
00:54:07Well, that really sucks because he's also the president of the prom committee.
00:54:13We were supposed to review budgets today.
00:54:15Cole, my son, Cole, reviewing budgets.
00:54:20He's never reviewed a budget a day in his life.
00:54:22Well, Mr. Edmunds, today could be that day.
00:54:24We just have to give him back this school-sanctioned laptop
00:54:26so we can get back to his very important and very respectable budgetary work.
00:54:39Go away!
00:54:44Max, what are you guys doing here?
00:54:47Happy birthday, Cole.
00:54:48I brought you my laptop and logged into your Castle Claimers account.
00:54:51Just get it back to me by tomorrow.
00:54:53What?
00:54:54What's going on?
00:54:55Dude, it's your 18th birthday.
00:54:57You can tell Haley who you are now.
00:54:59You can be together.
00:55:00Just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love who you really are.
00:55:05No.
00:55:06I'll tell her myself.
00:55:07Stick me in your car.
00:55:15Come on, the wizard.
00:55:18Mom, I'm fine.
00:55:20I just need some time alone.
00:55:29Open the door.
00:55:31Wait, what?
00:55:33He's here?
00:55:35He's here.
00:55:42It's you.
00:55:44I should have given you this to you a long time ago.
00:55:48Haley, I wanted to tell you who I was from the very beginning.
00:55:51My dad threatened to fire your mom and I had to wait a really long time to tell you who
00:55:55I was.
00:55:56I got my inheritance.
00:55:58And I can protect you and your family, so you don't have to choose.
00:56:13Haley, I understand that this changes things.
00:56:17If you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard, but I need you to know I love you.
00:56:37Nicole, I love you.
00:56:39You do?
00:56:41Yes, you idiot.
00:56:42I've loved you for months.
00:56:44I mean, this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing, though, because I had to be loyal to him.
00:56:51I mean, but you're him.
00:56:53You didn't expect her.
00:56:55I mean, I always hoped it was you.
00:57:00Until you hoped it was her.
00:57:02Yes.
00:57:03I hoped it was you.
00:57:05You were always there for me.
00:57:08You're hot, man.
00:57:10You're really fucking hot.
00:57:15Hey, uh, there's things I said we could do.
00:57:20You know, I don't.
00:57:22Yeah.
00:57:25Take my clothes off.
00:57:27Yeah, no, don't worry.
00:57:28Mm-hmm.
00:57:31I'm so real, you.
00:57:33Just be on me.
00:57:36I'm so real, you.
00:57:38I'm so real, you.
00:57:40I'm so real.
00:57:50Okay, so, what do you think?
00:57:5310 out of 10.
00:57:54Oh.
00:57:55Yeah, we'll do again.
00:57:57Okay, sex with sex with me specifically.
00:57:59I've only ever had sex with you specifically.
00:58:02All right, all right, that's fair.
00:58:04I'll, uh, I'll take that as a one.
00:58:11What is my life now?
00:58:13Am I being nice to Cole Eggman's?
00:58:15Mm, oh, God, no.
00:58:17I fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly.
00:58:21Now I'll just, I'll just lust behind it.
00:58:25There's always been lust behind it.
00:58:26I'll see you in a minute.
00:58:27No, I'll see you in a minute.
00:58:28Stop it.
00:58:32Um, same.
00:58:34Isn't promenade?
00:58:36I think you know if it's promenade.
00:58:38Okay.
00:58:40But the real question is, do you got a date?
00:58:45Cole, are you asking me to prom?
00:58:47Oh, I would have asked you earlier, but Jay kind of gave me to the gym.
00:58:51Oh, God, please don't mention his name again.
00:58:52I don't want to hear it.
00:58:54Yeah, you don't have to ask me once.
00:58:56But I don't even have a dress.
00:58:59Later.
00:59:03I just slept with Cole Edmonds, and I'm in love with Cole Edmonds.
00:59:07Who would have guessed?
00:59:12I thought only the best for my princess.
00:59:16Where did you get that?
00:59:18Uh, I might have gotten you a dress on the off chance that you might have wanted to go
00:59:24to prom with me, and maybe had nothing to wear.
00:59:29Of course I'll go to prom with you.
00:59:35Mr. Edmonds, I didn't expect you to be here.
00:59:39Cole, are you here?
00:59:41Cole, are you here?
00:59:44Mr. Edmonds, you can't just park into my house like this.
00:59:47If you're cold, you are in big trouble.
01:00:06Hey, uh, you almost done in there?
01:00:09You try changing into an evening gown in a bunch of thorny bushes.
01:00:14Okay, I'm ready.
01:00:27What do you think?
01:00:31My God, Haley, you are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
01:00:37Uh-uh-uh.
01:00:38I just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick.
01:00:41You're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes.
01:00:43It's 20 minutes.
01:00:45We're in.
01:00:47We're in.
01:00:47We're in.
01:00:48We're in.
01:00:50Thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes.
01:00:54I hear we have a winner.
01:00:58And your 2026 prom queen is Jen Longfellow.
01:01:07Oh, my God.
01:01:09Thank you guys so much.
01:01:12Seriously, this makes the world to me.
01:01:13I mean, like, who else would win, right?
01:01:16Oh, this is just the perfect moment.
01:01:23Oh, my God.
01:01:24That's Haley and Cole.
01:01:27It was fun.
01:01:28Since where's your dad?
01:01:33Hey, uh, most 10 minutes up.
01:01:36No.
01:01:37But who cares?
01:01:40Hell, yeah.
01:01:41Woo!
01:01:44Ew, literally, what the fuck?
01:01:46Damn.
01:01:47Language.
01:01:48I am the queen, okay?
01:01:49She's just a little pervy princess.
01:01:51Come on.
01:01:52Everyone say it with me.
01:01:54Pervy princess.
01:01:55Pervy princess.
01:01:56Pervy princess.
01:02:01Wait.
01:02:03Wait, wait, wait.
01:02:04What are those?
01:02:05Those are texts between me and my dad.
01:02:06Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you.
01:02:10His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign.
01:02:14Don't worry, Daddy.
01:02:15If I can't have him, no one can.
01:02:19I'm going to destroy Haley Roth's life.
01:02:21Is this real?
01:02:23Jen's crazy.
01:02:25Who did this?
01:02:27Who did this?
01:02:30What?
01:02:31You exploited me for a hacking job
01:02:33and didn't think I was going to hack your phone?
01:02:35You little skit.
01:02:37You know, Jen, as the principal,
01:02:40I'm supposed to remain impartial
01:02:42and above all of this petty drama.
01:02:45But quite frankly,
01:02:48you are the worst.
01:02:50And I think it's time that you are expelled
01:02:53from Edmonds Academy.
01:02:54You can't do that!
01:02:55I'm the principal, so, uh, yes, I can.
01:03:07There was no internship!
01:03:09You lied to me!
01:03:17Hailey, catch.
01:03:24My princess finally has a crown.
01:03:27Now all I need is my handsome prince.
01:03:29Oh. Yeah, no can do.
01:03:32All I have to offer is a Bowie knight with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:36and an awesome sense of humor.
01:03:38Ooh, how can I refuse?
01:03:46Oh no, that's my dad.
01:03:50We are going home right now.
01:03:53You disobeyed me for the last time, boy.
01:03:55Yeah, I'm not a boy, Dad.
01:03:57You talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name,
01:04:02yet you can't see I've already become that man.
01:04:06And it's because of Hailey.
01:04:07And you can accept that, or I'll make my own path.
01:04:10And best believe me, I can.
01:04:13I'll say this.
01:04:15That's the most backbone I've ever seen in you, Cole.
01:04:20Joy prime.
01:04:28I am so proud of you.
01:04:31I kind of done with all you being by my son.
01:04:34That was terrifying.
01:04:36It's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before, though, so...
01:04:40I love you, Bella Quinn.
01:04:42I love you, guacamole wizard.
01:04:44Oh my god, I gotta change that username.
01:04:46Yeah, you do.
01:04:47Oh my god.
01:04:51Oh my god.
01:04:52I'm so proud of you.
01:04:54I am so proud of you.
01:04:55Please, I'm so proud of you.
01:04:56My god.
01:04:56I'm so proud of you.
01:04:59I'm so proud of you, though.
01:05:01Yeah, I'm so proud of you.
01:05:02I am so proud of you, especially with my son.
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