- 2 days ago
This time, the adults have shrunk themselves, and the kids need to fix it.
Runtime: 1h 14m
Starcast: Rick Moranis, Eve Gordon, Bug Hall
Director(s): Dean Cundey
Genre: Action, Adventure,
Comedy, Family, Sci-Fi,
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Runtime: 1h 14m
Starcast: Rick Moranis, Eve Gordon, Bug Hall
Director(s): Dean Cundey
Genre: Action, Adventure,
Comedy, Family, Sci-Fi,
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00:01:35I'm so excited, Patty.
00:01:38I've been looking at the La Costa brochure every day for two months.
00:01:41I can't believe we're finally leaving tomorrow.
00:01:44Yeah.
00:01:45I know you want to take your car, but can I drive?
00:01:48Yeah.
00:01:49Okay.
00:01:50Oh, no.
00:01:53The mail went into my cereal.
00:01:55Yeah, this house is driving me crazy.
00:01:58I really need this vacation.
00:02:00Mom, we're out of peanut butter.
00:02:02It looks so peaceful.
00:02:03I said, we're out of peanut butter.
00:02:05Don't complain to me.
00:02:06Talk to your father.
00:02:07You know, he's in charge of household legumes.
00:02:09I think you can get me at seven tomorrow morning.
00:02:13Okay, eight.
00:02:17You know, the equipment has been completely overhauled.
00:02:20I assure you, I did it myself.
00:02:22It's packing it up that's really important.
00:02:25You see, if it isn't done right, I really can't guarantee that it'll get there undamaged.
00:02:30Hold on, I lost the sun.
00:02:34No, no, I'm thrilled that the Smithsonian wants to display my shrinking machine.
00:02:39It's just that I'd prefer to dismantle it and reassemble it myself.
00:02:42I just think I'm more responsible than most people.
00:02:45Dad, we're out of peanut butter.
00:02:47Mom says you're responsible.
00:02:49Hello?
00:02:50Hello?
00:02:51Okay, then it's settled.
00:02:53I'll pack it up this weekend, and your movers will come on Monday and take it to Washington.
00:02:57Oh, by the way, feel free to use it to shrink the national debt.
00:03:02Hello?
00:03:04Hello?
00:03:06How do you like that?
00:03:08Your dad's invention is going to be in the Smithsonian alongside the gramophone.
00:03:11What's a gramophone?
00:03:13An early record player.
00:03:15What's a record player?
00:03:17An early CD player.
00:03:19What was it you wanted?
00:03:20Well, I was making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch, and I came on the ground.
00:03:27Peanut butter, peanut butter, where are you?
00:03:33You know, Dad, I was kind of thinking that, you know, summer's not that far away.
00:03:38It might be good for me to go to baseball camp.
00:03:41Don't you want to go back to that neat science camp we sent you to?
00:03:44Camp on Sausage was fun, Dad, but I've been there now three years in a row.
00:03:49Yeah, but the fourth year's the best.
00:03:52Trigonometry?
00:03:53Ah, peanuts.
00:03:56Coffee grinder will solve our problem.
00:04:03But all my friends are going to baseball camp.
00:04:06Baseball's just a trend.
00:04:08It'll pass.
00:04:08But science is always cool.
00:04:19There you go.
00:04:20It's got ground in it.
00:04:22Decaf?
00:04:24Wayne, don't you have to get to work?
00:04:26I thought you had a big present.
00:04:28Oh, my gosh, I gotta go.
00:04:30So what?
00:04:31I thought you were the president.
00:04:32I am the president.
00:04:33The presidents have less freedom than anybody.
00:04:36And they don't have any fun.
00:04:40Tiki Man, you served me well.
00:04:43Oh, but I like the way you made it rain yesterday, too.
00:04:46Wayne, I wish you'd get rid of that piece of junk, Tiki Man.
00:04:48Shh, you'll anger him.
00:04:50He takes up so much room, and you won't even let us hang our coats on him.
00:04:53He's a Polynesian god, not a coat rack, Diane.
00:04:56He belongs in a miniature golf course.
00:04:57I don't even know why you bought him in the first place.
00:05:00Did I have fun?
00:05:02Wayne, you are saying goodbye to Mr. Tiki Man this weekend.
00:05:05I can't. I'm sorry, but that's that.
00:05:13Be cool. I'll think of something.
00:05:16Yuck.
00:05:20Cold chow mein for lunch?
00:05:22Uh, yeah. All the kids are eating it.
00:05:25Hey, Mom, did Nick ever complain about going to Camp Isosceles?
00:05:29He sure did.
00:05:30He hated that it lasted only six weeks instead of eight.
00:05:35What a brain box.
00:05:38Mom, what if I didn't want to go to a camp named after a triangle?
00:05:42Amy didn't go to science camp.
00:05:44She went to Shakespeare camp. Would you rather do that?
00:05:48No.
00:05:48Oh, where did all these bugs come from?
00:05:52Oh, Daddy Longlegs.
00:05:55No, Mom, don't kill it.
00:05:56Daddy Longlegs are good. They eat other bugs.
00:05:59And that would be your Aunt Patty.
00:06:03Hey, he's gone.
00:06:05You live for now.
00:06:07Tell your friends.
00:06:13Oh, God.
00:06:16I'm sorry.
00:06:17Hi, Adam.
00:06:19Diane, we have to talk.
00:06:20I'm still worried about the kids if we go away.
00:06:23No, they are not old enough to stay by themselves.
00:06:25And what if Mitch gets sick?
00:06:26We've been over this.
00:06:28If anything goes wrong, our husbands will be there.
00:06:30My point exactly.
00:06:31Patty, don't start with me.
00:06:33We both need this vacation.
00:06:35You are more neurotic than ever.
00:06:37And I've lost my perspective on my marriage.
00:06:39Besides, the kids are old enough.
00:06:40Look at them.
00:06:41They're like well-behaved little adults.
00:06:45You're right.
00:06:45You're right.
00:06:46Oh, man, I got this great story, okay?
00:06:49One time, we were at this Chinese restaurant,
00:06:51and I sneezed, and six strains of rice came out my nose.
00:06:54Oh, I've only done liquids.
00:06:55But once, Jeannie did a piece of spaghetti.
00:06:58Oh, man, it was like hanging out to there.
00:07:00Shut up.
00:07:00At least I'm not sick 24 hours a day.
00:07:02I can't help it if I have a potassium deficiency.
00:07:05Yeah, but how do you explain your IQ deficiency?
00:07:08Shut up.
00:07:08Hey, stop it.
00:07:09Come on, let's get her.
00:07:10Come on, get her.
00:07:11Menden?
00:07:12Hi.
00:07:14I better get him to school.
00:07:20Oh, Patty, what's with the blocks?
00:07:24Oh, the car was making funny noises this morning,
00:07:27and you can never be too careful.
00:07:28I mean, what if the parking brake went?
00:07:30I worry about these things.
00:07:32That's why you need a vacation.
00:07:34Because at Zalinski, at Zalinski Labs,
00:07:38the, the, the future,
00:07:41at Zalinski Labs, the future,
00:07:42is, the future is crap.
00:07:48No, the future isn't crap.
00:07:50The future is now.
00:08:09Yes, that was the president.
00:08:12And my brother, Wade Zalinski.
00:08:15What a speech.
00:08:17Hmm?
00:08:18Wow.
00:08:19Anyway, I'll bet you're all hungry.
00:08:22So we have a full buffet brunch waiting for you right downstairs.
00:08:27Eat all you want.
00:08:28And thanks for coming.
00:08:30And don't forget that Zalinski Labs,
00:08:33the future is...
00:08:36now.
00:08:43Glad I can breathe again.
00:08:45Nothing like the smell of two-part epoxy resin.
00:08:48Whew.
00:08:49Must be an acquired taste.
00:08:51Hi, Marsha.
00:08:52Hi, Trouser.
00:08:53Say hi, Trouser.
00:08:54Hello, hello.
00:08:56Hello.
00:08:58Turns out that's what wolf means.
00:09:01Me, me, me, me.
00:09:05Well, it's promising.
00:09:07How's Project Green Lantern coming?
00:09:11Just okay.
00:09:13I run into some problems.
00:09:14But if you give me just a little more time,
00:09:16I think I can solve it.
00:09:18Maybe.
00:09:19All right.
00:09:20Well, let's see what you got.
00:09:23Of course, the goal of Project Green Lantern
00:09:26was to decrease accidents to highway workers at night
00:09:29by increasing their visibility
00:09:32through the use of internal fluorescence.
00:09:35Now, already, we've made tremendous strides
00:09:37in the areas of luminescent...
00:09:38Put away the snowblower, Gordon.
00:09:39What's the problem?
00:09:41See for yourself.
00:09:51Cheers.
00:10:00It's not working.
00:10:01It's supposed to make my body glove.
00:10:02Mm-hmm.
00:10:02Open your shirt.
00:10:06Oh, Jimmy, is that my stomach?
00:10:08Yeah.
00:10:08Well, here's mine.
00:10:11The problem is,
00:10:12the liquid just stays in your gut.
00:10:14I don't know what to do.
00:10:15Well, obviously,
00:10:16it's not getting absorbed into the bloodstream.
00:10:17Have you tried going through the calcium channel?
00:10:20The calcium channel?
00:10:21Yeah, mix it with milk.
00:10:23That'll make it work.
00:10:23It's obvious.
00:10:25Hey, I'm not without ideas.
00:10:27I was gonna suggest making the highway workers
00:10:29wear two cups.
00:10:33I'm sorry.
00:10:34I didn't know that you were, um, working.
00:10:37What is it, Trina?
00:10:38Oh, um, Earl Parman called to say
00:10:41that he has two VIP passes
00:10:42for the shuttle touchdown late tonight
00:10:44at Edwards Air Force Base.
00:10:46Do you want them?
00:10:47Do we want them?
00:10:50Oh, whoa, wait, wait.
00:10:53Isn't there something we're supposed
00:10:53to be doing this weekend?
00:10:55Not that I can remember.
00:10:56I just gotta call Diane.
00:11:02$40 should be enough for pizza.
00:11:05Now, what else?
00:11:13Who took the handset?
00:11:15Who took the handset?
00:11:17Who took the handset?
00:11:22Hi, you have reached the gasoline machine.
00:11:23Please leave a message, a fax,
00:11:24or a binary file after the meeting.
00:11:27Guess what?
00:11:28Change of plans.
00:11:28Gordon and I just got invited to see the space shuttle land tonight,
00:11:31so if it's okay, we're gonna take off.
00:11:32No, Wayne, it is not okay.
00:11:36Patty and I are going on vacation.
00:11:37I must have told you this 15 times.
00:11:39Don't you remember?
00:11:40Sure I remember.
00:11:42Then I forgot.
00:11:43Well, listen to me now, Wayne,
00:11:45and listen good.
00:11:46I am going on this vacation,
00:11:48and nothing and no one can stop me!
00:11:55You do need a vacation.
00:12:02I'm sorry we're late.
00:12:03I had to find Mitch's medicine.
00:12:05Set everything down?
00:12:06All set?
00:12:10Okay.
00:12:13This is it.
00:12:14Two days without mommies.
00:12:16It will be hard.
00:12:18It will be tough.
00:12:19But I have every confidence you'll make it
00:12:21if you follow these rules.
00:12:24One, don't raid the refrigerator between meals.
00:12:27Two, take your vitamins after dinner.
00:12:29Three, no rollerblading in the house.
00:12:32Four, get rid of the tiki man.
00:12:33Got it?
00:12:35Any other questions?
00:12:37Uh, yeah.
00:12:37Can I have some friends over?
00:12:38No.
00:12:39Come on, Mom.
00:12:40Don't you trust me?
00:12:41Save it for the debating team, Jenny.
00:12:42The answer is still no.
00:12:43But, Mom, I...
00:12:44Any other questions?
00:12:46Good.
00:12:46Bye, kids.
00:12:47I love you.
00:12:51Have fun.
00:12:52And try to relax, Diane.
00:12:53You too.
00:12:54Have fun and try to relax.
00:13:00You sure you're going to be okay?
00:13:01We'll be fine.
00:13:04Bye, Mom.
00:13:05Bye, Steve.
00:13:05Be careful, Mitchell.
00:13:07Oh, wear pads when you rollerblade.
00:13:09And don't eat too much sugar.
00:13:10It speeds up your metabolism.
00:13:12And please, put on a t-shirt under your pajamas tonight, okay?
00:13:15Why don't you just put me in a plastic bubble, I don't want you to...
00:13:18I feel like I'm forgetting something.
00:13:21It reminds me.
00:13:22Adam!
00:13:24Adam!
00:13:25Why don't you just leave me free so you'll have plenty of clean underpants?
00:13:33But you don't have plenty of underpants.
00:13:34No, no, no.
00:13:35Oh, Heidi Whitey.
00:13:37I don't need a...
00:13:44Now what?
00:13:45You guys are all guests in my house this weekend, and I want us to have a good time.
00:13:50So I planned a little kickoff surprise.
00:13:53We are going to use marshmallows and gumdrops to make models of water molecules.
00:14:02What do you think?
00:14:05You're a maniac, Uncle Wayne.
00:14:07I know.
00:14:09Anyway, we're going to put them together.
00:14:11Oh, darn.
00:14:12I forgot to get toothpicks.
00:14:14I'm going to need you guys to run down to the mini-mart for me.
00:14:17How much do you think toothpicks cost?
00:14:19Oh, about six or seven dollars a box.
00:14:22Well, here's a ten.
00:14:25If there's any change, get yourself some snacks.
00:14:27But see if you can get back within an hour or so, okay?
00:14:30For molecule action.
00:14:33Come on, Mitch.
00:14:36Here, Blaine.
00:14:38It's not like you to forget the toothpicks.
00:14:42What?
00:14:43Wasn't it real funny?
00:14:44It was just a ruse to get them out of the house.
00:14:47A ruse?
00:14:48Why?
00:14:50To save Tiki Man.
00:14:54I can't believe Diane's making me throw this out.
00:14:56It's mint.
00:14:57Tell me about it.
00:14:58I finally find something I want to do with my MacArthur Genius Grant money and my wife Nito's it.
00:15:02You can learn how to throw shit away.
00:15:04I bet I can talk to Diane until I can keep it.
00:15:05I got a plan.
00:15:09A little further.
00:15:10A little further.
00:15:12Tilt it up.
00:15:13Tilt it up.
00:15:17Good.
00:15:18Good.
00:15:21Great.
00:15:22Great.
00:15:22Oh, it's great.
00:15:23Just perfect.
00:15:26Things are only seven feet tall.
00:15:28Tell me crazy.
00:15:30I think Diane might notice this.
00:15:32Not if I shrink it.
00:15:37Wow.
00:15:40The machine looks beautiful.
00:15:42Yeah.
00:15:43I got it out of mothballs and polished it up for the Smithsonian.
00:15:46I'm going to fire it up.
00:15:47Great.
00:15:48What?
00:15:49Oh, no, no, no.
00:15:50You're not going to start it up again.
00:15:54You can't start it up again.
00:15:56You were banned from using this by a joint committee of the FDA and your wife.
00:16:00Is the FDA here?
00:16:01Is my wife here?
00:16:03I've made up my mind.
00:16:04I'm going to shrink that tiki, man, so I carry it with me always.
00:16:07Besides, it's a point of honor.
00:16:10Do you think a weekend can take care of seven years of waxy emotional buildup?
00:16:14You poor thing.
00:16:16Well, you're on the road to recovery now.
00:16:18Oh, and for the trip?
00:16:20I brought along a special friend to aid in the healing process.
00:16:24Dr. Brother Love himself, Mr. Neil Diamond.
00:16:27Get out of here.
00:16:29You brought the hot August night's cassette?
00:16:30I did?
00:16:31Yeah.
00:16:34Oh, no.
00:16:36I forgot to leave Mitch's medicine.
00:16:37We've got to go back.
00:16:53Gordon, I can see your left leg.
00:16:55Huh?
00:16:56Come on over here and help me.
00:16:57Let me know when we hit critical mass.
00:16:59Okay, bro.
00:17:01You're a 10% mass.
00:17:02This is why I wanted the kids out of the house.
00:17:04I don't want to take any chances.
00:17:1360%.
00:17:1780%.
00:17:2090%.
00:17:20I'm going to shrink the machine one more time.
00:17:24We have critical mass.
00:17:33It worked.
00:17:35It must have.
00:17:36Come on, let's go find it.
00:17:40Magnifying glass.
00:17:45You see it?
00:17:46No.
00:17:47Start at the sides and I'll meet you in the middle.
00:17:55Sounds like the machine is ramping up again.
00:17:57Yeah, don't worry.
00:17:58There's nobody in the house to hit the button.
00:18:01You see it?
00:18:02No.
00:18:04What's that?
00:18:05What?
00:18:06What the?
00:18:07That's just a span.
00:18:09Wait, wait.
00:18:09Wait, wait.
00:18:13That's it.
00:18:13There it is.
00:18:14What?
00:18:17Wow.
00:18:18A tiny tiki.
00:18:20Wayne, you're a genius.
00:18:23You know, I always appreciated the scientific use of that machine, but never its marital implications.
00:18:43Ah, it didn't work.
00:18:46Crew back.
00:18:47What do you think went wrong?
00:18:49I don't know.
00:18:50Sometimes the induction sequence...
00:19:12Hello?
00:19:14Hello?
00:19:16Anybody here?
00:19:17Hey.
00:19:18Doesn't look like it.
00:19:19Wayne got rid of the tiki man.
00:19:21and I don't believe it, see?
00:19:23You say he doesn't listen to you.
00:19:25Things are getting better already.
00:19:28Okay, I'll leave it.
00:19:29I'll just put it right here,
00:19:31and then they'll be sure to see them.
00:19:32Good, okay.
00:19:36Oh, listen.
00:19:38The boys must be working upstairs.
00:19:42Let's go see what they do as soon as we leave.
00:19:46You shrunk us!
00:19:48You idiot!
00:19:50I'll kill you!
00:19:51That hurts, Gordon.
00:19:52As soon as it hurts.
00:19:53Does that hurt?
00:19:55That hurts!
00:19:55That was my justice!
00:19:57I can explain!
00:19:59You can't explain!
00:20:00Okay, shh!
00:20:01Guys!
00:20:03Guys!
00:20:06Hey, where are you?
00:20:08Guys?
00:20:08We're in big trouble.
00:20:10Why?
00:20:10They can't find us.
00:20:11They yell at us,
00:20:12but they can step on us.
00:20:14Boys?
00:20:20We've got to be here somewhere,
00:20:22a place to hide.
00:20:24This thing is on.
00:20:25Don't be silly.
00:20:27A joint committee of the FDA and myself
00:20:29have told Wayne
00:20:29that he is never to use
00:20:30the shrinking machine
00:20:31for the rest of his natural life.
00:20:33Oh, yeah.
00:20:33Besides, he told me
00:20:34it doesn't even work anymore.
00:20:35Wayne knows he's forbidden
00:20:37to ever touch that thing again.
00:20:47What's going on here?
00:20:59Diane.
00:21:00Hi.
00:21:02Diane, something happened.
00:21:05Wayne?
00:21:06Yes?
00:21:06Are we shrunk?
00:21:08I'm not going to lie to you.
00:21:10Yes, we are.
00:21:10I was at the machine,
00:21:11and I was just...
00:21:17How did this happen?
00:21:19Well, it's sort of a funny story.
00:21:22And what is that tiki thing doing here?
00:21:26Well...
00:21:26Tiki thing?
00:21:32Oh, I get it.
00:21:36You thought you could outsmart me, Wayne.
00:21:38You thought you could just shrink
00:21:39the tiki man down,
00:21:40and I wouldn't notice.
00:21:42Well, guess what, Wayne?
00:21:44I noticed!
00:21:46Now, Diane, calm down.
00:21:48Oh, good night.
00:21:49Calm down.
00:21:50I am smaller than a raisin.
00:21:52Diane, if you think about this
00:21:53with a part of hindsight,
00:21:55you...
00:21:55Stop trying to use your interpersonal skills
00:21:57to smooth things over.
00:21:58He's dragged us into it.
00:21:59Can I just say something?
00:22:00This doesn't normally happen.
00:22:01No, you cannot say it.
00:22:01No, you cannot say it.
00:22:02No, you cannot say it.
00:22:02It's exactly the thing.
00:22:03That's what we're doing.
00:22:05People, please.
00:22:06Could we argue somewhere else?
00:22:07I don't think it's real safe here on the floor.
00:22:09That's true.
00:22:09We've got to get away from the shoes
00:22:10and the cockroaches.
00:22:12Cockroaches?
00:22:12There are cockroaches here?
00:22:14Well, it's an attic.
00:22:15I hate cockroaches.
00:22:17That's just regular-sized cockroaches,
00:22:19not cockroaches.
00:22:20It's the size of sofas.
00:22:21You know, Wayne,
00:22:22I bet if we climb up that wicker chair,
00:22:24we can get to the windowsill.
00:22:24Okay, it's great.
00:22:26Well, let's get going
00:22:26because it's going to take a long time.
00:22:29Van,
00:22:30are you going to stay mad at me
00:22:31the whole time we're tiny
00:22:32or are you going to try
00:22:32and make the best out of a bad situation?
00:22:36I'm going to stay mad at you
00:22:37the whole time.
00:22:39Good.
00:22:43Come on.
00:22:47Yes.
00:22:48Yes.
00:22:49I've made it.
00:22:50Oh, good.
00:22:51You are so buff.
00:22:53Hey, Betty!
00:22:54Hang in there!
00:22:56You're doing great!
00:22:56Oh, oh, oh!
00:22:58No.
00:22:59No, Gordon.
00:23:00Great would be if I were in La Costa.
00:23:03I'm doing the opposite of great.
00:23:05I'm doing sucky.
00:23:07Honey,
00:23:08at least you're getting some exercise.
00:23:10Yeah, now that I have a wicker chair,
00:23:12I don't have to go to the gym anymore.
00:23:15Come on, good.
00:23:17You got it.
00:23:18You got it.
00:23:19Okay.
00:23:20Hard part's over.
00:23:21Uh-huh.
00:23:22Now,
00:23:22all we have to do is
00:23:23walk across this
00:23:28footbridge.
00:23:29Gordon,
00:23:30that is not a footbridge.
00:23:31It's a stick.
00:23:32To you, maybe.
00:23:34To Gordon Zielinski.
00:23:35It's a highway to bigness.
00:23:42See?
00:23:43I'm across the footbridge.
00:23:45I might have been down.
00:23:49But I am a cat.
00:23:53I am a panther.
00:23:59I am scared stiff.
00:24:00I am scared stiffly.
00:24:05Huh?
00:24:06Ta-da!
00:24:08Okay.
00:24:09Who can fill in me?
00:24:11And I just picked it up
00:24:12in a hardware store.
00:24:13But it has performed better
00:24:14in my wind tunnel test
00:24:15than anything else.
00:24:16I don't think you can see
00:24:16the driveway from here.
00:24:17There's my car.
00:24:19Hey.
00:24:20Hey, the kids will see it
00:24:21and know we're here.
00:24:22That's right.
00:24:22They're smart.
00:24:23They'll figure it out.
00:24:23So we're saved.
00:24:24Yes.
00:24:25I told you everything
00:24:26would be saved.
00:24:34I forgot to put the blocks in.
00:24:39I heard a noise.
00:24:43You should have those brakes looked at.
00:24:54Hey, Ed.
00:24:55You think your dad
00:24:56will let us roast those molecules
00:24:57when we're done with them?
00:24:59That is so lame.
00:25:03I'm trying to work
00:25:03with what we've got.
00:25:04What we've got
00:25:05is a weekend in Dullesville.
00:25:10Dad!
00:25:10It's a wedding!
00:25:12Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:25:13No rollerblading in the house.
00:25:14You're not my mom.
00:25:15That's right,
00:25:16because if I were,
00:25:16you would be up for adoption.
00:25:18Take off the ambulance.
00:25:22Dad!
00:25:23Uncle Gordon!
00:25:25They don't seem to be here.
00:25:27That's weird.
00:25:29I gotta make a phone call.
00:25:31Oh, hey, look.
00:25:32Let's throw up the message.
00:25:34Guess what?
00:25:35Change of plans.
00:25:36Gordon and I just got invited
00:25:37to see the space shuttle land tonight.
00:25:39So if it's okay,
00:25:39we're gonna take off.
00:25:40That's okay?
00:25:42They're gonna just take off.
00:25:45Oh, hey, look!
00:25:46$40 for pizza!
00:25:48They must really be gone, then.
00:25:50Yeah.
00:25:51So what now?
00:25:52Of course,
00:25:53as soon as the kids realize
00:25:54we're gone,
00:25:55they'll be very upset.
00:25:57Yeah!
00:25:58Woo-hoo!
00:25:59Yeah!
00:26:00Yeah!
00:26:00Yeah, and I'm sure
00:26:01their first thought will be,
00:26:02gee, I bet our parents
00:26:04are shrunk.
00:26:05Yeah, that's true,
00:26:06and there's no reason
00:26:07for them to come up here,
00:26:08so we gotta get to them.
00:26:10Oh, how?
00:26:11We'll never get down
00:26:12the stairs alive.
00:26:13Well, the fastest way
00:26:14is to go straight out the window
00:26:15and into Adam's room.
00:26:16You know what we should do?
00:26:17Gordon, I'm the inventor here.
00:26:18Can I figure this out?
00:26:22The shortest distance
00:26:23between two points
00:26:24is a straight line.
00:26:25If I had some sort of cable,
00:26:27pulley system
00:26:28that I could use
00:26:28to transport us down,
00:26:30well, what could it be?
00:26:31If I had some sort
00:26:32of mini Zeppelin...
00:26:33Wayne.
00:26:33...or a pneumatic device...
00:26:35Wayne.
00:26:36powered by an isotope-based
00:26:38thruster system.
00:26:39Wayne.
00:26:40What?
00:26:42How about
00:26:43something like
00:26:44a fishing reel?
00:26:48That would work.
00:26:50I'm gonna invite
00:26:51all my friends over.
00:26:52I'm gonna eat
00:26:52anything I want.
00:26:54I'm not gonna take
00:26:55my vitamins.
00:26:57I am gonna play
00:26:58my music really loud.
00:26:59I'm not gonna wear
00:27:00any socks.
00:27:01And I'm gonna bleach
00:27:02my hair.
00:27:06Okay.
00:27:08Look,
00:27:08we can all do
00:27:09whatever we want.
00:27:10But we have to
00:27:11make a pact this weekend.
00:27:13No matter what,
00:27:14our parents
00:27:14can never find out.
00:27:16Promise?
00:27:17Promise.
00:27:36Gordon, I'm freaky.
00:27:37Shh, it's okay, sweetheart.
00:27:38It's almost over.
00:27:51So far, so good.
00:27:55So I'm at my uncle's house
00:27:56on Echo Lane.
00:27:58Yes,
00:27:58the one with the weirdo mailbox.
00:28:00So,
00:28:01guess what?
00:28:02My parents are out of town
00:28:03for a whole weekend
00:28:04and we have the house
00:28:04all to ourselves.
00:28:06so I think I'm gonna
00:28:07throw a party.
00:28:08Oh, my God,
00:28:08a party?
00:28:09Wait till you see
00:28:10what I'm gonna wear.
00:28:14Where are we?
00:28:15This is Adam's room.
00:28:16This is the top
00:28:17of his chest of drawers.
00:28:18We're in serious trouble.
00:28:20Oh, come on, Patty.
00:28:21It won't be that bad.
00:28:23I mean,
00:28:23we'll have to find
00:28:24a shoe to live in.
00:28:24But the kids are messy eaters.
00:28:26There'll be plenty
00:28:26of crumbs for us to eat.
00:28:28Wayne,
00:28:28we're not gonna spend
00:28:29the rest of our lives tiny.
00:28:30We're going to get big again.
00:28:32Somehow.
00:28:33Someway.
00:28:34We'll get our kids' attention.
00:28:35How?
00:28:36They hardly listen to us
00:28:37when we're full-sized.
00:28:38Now it'll be impossible.
00:28:41Unless
00:28:42we can make our voices full-sized.
00:28:44Well, there's gotta be a way.
00:28:46Like,
00:28:47does Adam have a bullhorn
00:28:48or a karaoke machine?
00:28:50No.
00:28:51Hey, I got it.
00:28:52I can rewire the stereo
00:28:54so we can talk
00:28:55through the speakers.
00:28:56That would amplify
00:28:56our voices a hundred times.
00:28:58Isn't that a work?
00:28:59Sure.
00:28:59Just slip in through
00:29:00the vent of the receiver
00:29:01and hotwire the circuits.
00:29:02Yee-haw!
00:29:03We have a plan.
00:29:04What do you think, Diane?
00:29:06It's a plan.
00:29:09Yeah, hey.
00:29:10Hey, this one's done.
00:29:11This one's done.
00:29:12All right.
00:29:14Yeah.
00:29:18Hey, how come there's no instructions
00:29:19for a balloon full of chili?
00:29:21Ha, ha, ha.
00:29:23Okay, be here at six,
00:29:24ready to dance, okay?
00:29:25Bye.
00:29:28All set.
00:29:29Jody, Holly, and Corky
00:29:31are coming for dinner tonight
00:29:32and they're not leaving
00:29:33until tomorrow morning.
00:29:34Wait a second.
00:29:36You're having a sleepover?
00:29:37After what Mom said?
00:29:39She'll kill you.
00:29:40Mom's not gonna find out,
00:29:41remember her little promise?
00:29:44If you'll excuse me for a second,
00:29:46I have some shopping to do.
00:29:51Oh, man!
00:29:55Oh, man!
00:30:18Wait, do you see this?
00:30:19I gave it to him for Christmas.
00:30:23This is incredible!
00:30:26Look at this detail.
00:30:28Great green gobs
00:30:30Hey, Dad!
00:30:31I'm a piece of grimey gopher guts
00:30:34Mutilated monkey meat
00:30:36Dirty little birdie feet
00:30:38French fry eyeball
00:30:41Swimming in a bowl of blood
00:30:43Mead in a snowstorm
00:30:47But I've got a straw
00:30:56Well, I think we just witnessed
00:30:57the private world of a child.
00:30:58Where did he learn
00:30:59that disgusting song?
00:31:01Oh, who knows where kids
00:31:02pick these things up.
00:31:03Oh, sure.
00:31:03Just last week,
00:31:04Mitch sang these...
00:31:07Okay, guys.
00:31:09Hop in.
00:31:10What are you doing?
00:31:11Going down the hall
00:31:12the quickest way possible.
00:31:14I think we can wiggle
00:31:15our way off the edge.
00:31:16Are you insane?
00:31:17We don't even know
00:31:17where this track leads.
00:31:18Adam's always sending
00:31:19his Hot Wheels
00:31:20out into the hall.
00:31:22Yeah, still,
00:31:23but that loop-de-loop
00:31:24doesn't look safe to me.
00:31:25With our weight and velocity,
00:31:26I don't think
00:31:27it would be a problem.
00:31:28So, are we willing
00:31:29to give it a shot?
00:31:33Hold on a minute.
00:31:34I'm gonna be safe about this.
00:31:47This should work.
00:31:51All right, just to be safe,
00:31:52I want us to strap ourselves
00:31:54in with these orthodonture bands.
00:31:59Wayne, Diane,
00:32:00would you hold this for me?
00:32:00Yes, too bad Adam
00:32:01wasn't playing
00:32:02with the splitting image, huh?
00:32:03That was cherry.
00:32:04Yeah.
00:32:05But Detroit Mill
00:32:05was the fastest, remember?
00:32:06Bad.
00:32:07Everybody strapped in?
00:32:08Yeah.
00:32:10All right,
00:32:11let's start rocking.
00:32:13And...
00:32:13Oh, yeah.
00:32:15Come on.
00:32:17Come on.
00:32:29Remembered something?
00:32:30The Shark Cruiser
00:32:31is terrible in the loop!
00:32:33Oh!
00:32:37Oh!
00:32:38Oh!
00:32:39Oh!
00:32:40Oh!
00:32:40Oh!
00:32:41Oh!
00:32:41Oh!
00:32:44Oh!
00:33:05Look at her!
00:33:07Oh!
00:33:08Oh!
00:33:10Oh!
00:33:10Oh!
00:33:15Hold on! It's a jump!
00:33:41Wayne! Where's Wayne?
00:33:44Honey, I don't think we're using enough fabric softener.
00:33:51Ah, the hot dog people have a question.
00:33:53They want to know why they're sitting at the base of a volcano.
00:33:57Just tell them it's for flavor.
00:33:59It's for flavor.
00:34:01Oh, the hot dog lady has a baby.
00:34:04Oh, no! The gods are getting restless and hungry!
00:34:08The village people forgot to make a sacrifice!
00:34:11Now they must become snacks!
00:34:13Behold my wrath!
00:34:17Ah, we are working!
00:34:22Oh, right!
00:34:24Oh, no! We're burning up!
00:34:27Nothing can save us from the vortex so chilly!
00:34:31I'll save the baby! I'll save the baby!
00:34:33Save the baby!
00:34:35I'm gonna eat the woman's leg!
00:34:38Mmm, lovely.
00:34:47She yells at me when she's gone.
00:34:50That was the most frightening ride I have ever had in my life!
00:34:54I never want to go through anything like that ever again!
00:35:05You know, wouldn't it be cool if our parents never came back?
00:35:08Do you think it could happen?
00:35:09Mom, I'm just saying, what if?
00:35:12Yeah, well, I don't think I'd miss you that much.
00:35:15I mean, I like you when you're taking places.
00:35:20And I sorta wish my mom was here to, uh, clean up the mess in the kitchen.
00:35:24What am I, your servant?
00:35:27Huh?
00:35:28Meh.
00:35:29You know, mostly parents just love to nag and hassle you.
00:35:33They just want to turn me into a brain box like my dad.
00:35:36Brain box?
00:35:37It's a compliment.
00:35:39Oh!
00:35:40I bet my parents wish I didn't have a medical problem.
00:35:43Well, what do you have, anyway?
00:35:44You have a diet?
00:35:45Oh!
00:35:46I mean, you don't seem that sick.
00:35:47It's called hypokalemic paralysis.
00:35:49It's a genetic thing.
00:35:51You wouldn't understand.
00:35:52But it's not that big a deal.
00:35:53I mean, I haven't even taken my medicine today, and I feel fine.
00:35:56I probably don't even need it anymore.
00:35:58Oh, my God!
00:35:59What's he saying?
00:36:01Do you think he didn't see where we put the medicine?
00:36:03Here, just drop it here.
00:36:04I want to show you something.
00:36:06We're going over!
00:36:08Oh, father!
00:36:11You want to see something super, super awesome?
00:36:16Sure.
00:36:16We're right back where we started from.
00:36:18I fell down and broke my crown.
00:36:20That was fun!
00:36:21It's a mega secret, okay?
00:36:23My dad found out I had this, he'd go ballistic.
00:36:26What is it?
00:36:27Hey, watch out.
00:36:28Oh, here it is.
00:36:33Oh, my God!
00:36:35Oh, chicken!
00:36:36Whoa!
00:36:37That's red!
00:36:38Look at that!
00:36:39Oh, my...
00:36:40Oh, yes!
00:36:41Did you know about this?
00:36:42We are so sorry.
00:36:45Oh, sorry?
00:36:57You boys are in big trouble!
00:36:59I'm gone for one minute and you turned the place into a pigsty!
00:37:02Oh, we're starting laundry!
00:37:04Now get down here and clean it up!
00:37:06Because we've got to get ready for the party!
00:37:09Party?
00:37:09You can't have a party!
00:37:10I said no friends!
00:37:12Come on, we better get down there before Queen Hell Jenny gets really mad!
00:37:18Hey!
00:37:18Oh!
00:37:21We'll do this later.
00:37:27Wayne!
00:37:28What are you doing?
00:37:29Diane, I have to know what we're dealing with here.
00:37:39I didn't see this coming.
00:37:49Oh, I can't believe you guys made such a mess!
00:37:52Who said he was that anyway?
00:37:53It was his fault!
00:37:53No, it was him!
00:37:55No!
00:37:55He gave me the machine!
00:37:56Oh, you get the door, you guys!
00:37:59And if you think you're done cleaning up, you are crazy!
00:38:07Who are you?
00:38:08Holly!
00:38:10Hi, did you bring the stuff?
00:38:12Yeah, I got the CDs, the sour cream, and my dad's bubble machine.
00:38:17A bubble machine?
00:38:18Yeah, it's the coolest thing!
00:38:19The bubbles will go great with the trailers.
00:38:22Okay, you're the cheerleader.
00:38:26Now let's get ready to party.
00:38:52They're here.
00:38:55It's enough clowning around, you guys.
00:38:57The party's just about to start.
00:38:59Adam, Mitch, you guys are gonna serve the ginger ale.
00:39:02I mean, the champagne.
00:39:05But forget it!
00:39:06We're not your slaves!
00:39:08Yeah.
00:39:12Hi, girls!
00:39:14Hi!
00:39:15Look, I brought Clarissa!
00:39:18Clarissa?
00:39:19We're not into dolls anymore.
00:39:21We're not?
00:39:23No.
00:39:24Now we're into boys.
00:39:26Hey, Ben!
00:39:27Hi!
00:39:28Hi!
00:39:29Did you know Jill was coming?
00:39:31Who's Jill?
00:39:33She's starting to show herself for the Warriors.
00:39:35A girl plays Little League?
00:39:37Yeah, and she's awesome.
00:39:39Come on!
00:39:39I got a chance!
00:39:40Oh, let's go get some tickets.
00:39:45Um, Jay?
00:39:47What?
00:39:48We changed our minds.
00:39:49We'll be your slaves.
00:39:50Great.
00:39:52If you will.
00:39:53Yes.
00:39:54You know, there was a time when I thought this house was too small.
00:39:57When I get big, I'm gonna walk downstairs two of the times.
00:40:01Look what I found!
00:40:02It's a piece of a pin!
00:40:03I gotta stop and examine more things.
00:40:05Like, look at the grain in this hardwood floor.
00:40:08It's beautiful.
00:40:09It almost tells the story of how the whole tree grew.
00:40:12I gotta take the time to appreciate the world around me.
00:40:15I've been working too hard.
00:40:16I gotta stop and notice things.
00:40:17Really?
00:40:18Like what?
00:40:19Well, like...
00:40:20Well, like the intricate weave of this carpet.
00:40:24Or the perfect cylindrical quality of this roach turd.
00:40:28Roach turd?
00:40:29What?
00:40:29Not to worry.
00:40:30See, it's dry.
00:40:31Whoever dropped this left a long time ago.
00:40:33Maybe weeks or months.
00:40:35We've got you more than that.
00:40:36Yeah.
00:40:38Nope.
00:40:38The only thing you gotta worry about is if we ran into...
00:40:44A wet one.
00:40:52what...
00:40:53Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:40:57Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:41:01Let's head for the stairs!
00:41:04What?!
00:41:05Let's head for the stairs.
00:41:06Forget it!
00:41:07Nothing's faster than we'll ever be.
00:41:09What are you supposed to do?
00:41:12Follow me.
00:41:13I got an idea.
00:41:16Let's get out.
00:41:19Come on.
00:41:19We'll be safe in here.
00:41:21Come on, these demons.
00:41:22Whatever you do, stay to the right.
00:41:28Oh, my God.
00:41:29Oh, my God.
00:41:30Why did you know that there was a clear path here?
00:41:33Oh, I've taken these things apart.
00:41:39He's just standing up there.
00:41:41Move around here.
00:41:41We'll lure him in.
00:41:46Is there a damn thing?
00:41:48Move around.
00:41:48Move around.
00:41:50Move around.
00:41:56I'm stuck.
00:41:57Come on.
00:41:58We better get out of here.
00:41:59I'm stuck.
00:42:00I can't get my foot.
00:42:03Wait.
00:42:03I'm stuck.
00:42:04Don't get me.
00:42:05Wait.
00:42:06Oh, my God.
00:42:07Oh, my God.
00:42:08I can't get my foot.
00:42:09Please help me.
00:42:11Please help me.
00:42:12Please help me.
00:42:12Oh, my God.
00:42:16Oh, my God.
00:42:17I'm killing you.
00:42:18Oh, my God.
00:42:27Oh, my God.
00:42:32Oh, my God.
00:42:35Huh?
00:42:36Salinsky's check-in.
00:42:37And they do check-out!
00:42:40Ricky King may be cute, but he's also really conceited.
00:42:43But he's also really cute.
00:42:45Jenny, truth or dare?
00:42:48Do you love Ricky King?
00:42:51Dare.
00:42:55Then you're daring.
00:42:56You have to call Ricky up and tell him you think he's cute?
00:42:59No, I don't! No, I don't!
00:43:01I don't even know, I'm happy, I'm happy, I'm happy.
00:43:06Is she happy?
00:43:06Hi, Ricky.
00:43:07Hi.
00:43:08Jenny Spelinski.
00:43:11Oh, I'm just having a party with some of my friends at my uncle's house.
00:43:15Yeah, the one with the weirdo mailbox.
00:43:18Listen, um, I just called to tell you the reason I was calling you.
00:43:25I think you're cute.
00:43:30No, I don't know.
00:43:31No, I don't know.
00:43:33No, I don't know.
00:43:35No, I don't know.
00:43:36No, I don't know.
00:43:37No, I don't know.
00:43:39No, I don't know.
00:43:39Something to drink?
00:43:53Oh, my God.
00:43:57Adam, Adam.
00:43:57Adam, Leah.
00:44:00I have to go upstairs for a second.
00:44:03I'll be right back.
00:44:06Watch out.
00:44:06Here comes your son.
00:44:12Quiet, honey.
00:44:13Hey, Michi.
00:44:16Honey.
00:44:17Honey.
00:44:18Hey, what's wrong?
00:44:19If he doesn't get some potassium in the system right away, he could pass out.
00:44:22We've got to get downstairs for the kitchen and get those pills.
00:44:37Don't worry, sweetheart.
00:44:38Mommy's right here.
00:44:39She's right here.
00:44:40We've got to get downstairs and fast.
00:44:48Geez, that doesn't look safe.
00:44:50There's no other way down, is there?
00:44:52Well, it's certainly the fastest route.
00:44:54And it's the same basic concept as a parachute.
00:44:56If we stand in front of the nozzle as the bubble's being created, I think the surface
00:44:59tension should hold our weight.
00:45:01Should?
00:45:02I don't like should.
00:45:03It's decided.
00:45:04I'm going.
00:45:05I'm going with you, Penny.
00:45:06Well, then we'll head to the stereo and meet up with you later.
00:45:08Are you going to be okay doing this?
00:45:11I know I've never been a very brave person.
00:45:13But for some reason right now, I don't know fear.
00:45:18When I thought that the cockroach was going to eat you, I've never been so scared in my
00:45:22whole life.
00:45:23I love everything about you, Diane.
00:45:25And I promise things are going to get better.
00:45:27No, you don't know how glad I am to hear you say that.
00:45:31I love everything about you, too.
00:45:34You know, except for this shrinking stuff.
00:45:40Step in front of the nozzle after the next ring.
00:45:43Now!
00:45:45One, two, three, jump!
00:45:49Okay, okay, okay.
00:45:52Okay.
00:45:53Oh, it's working!
00:45:59Bye!
00:46:00Bye!
00:46:06I told her not to have a party.
00:46:09At least there aren't any boys.
00:46:13Okay!
00:46:15All right, they may be safe.
00:46:18You better get to the kitchen and get Mitch's nuts.
00:46:20Yeah.
00:46:22To you.
00:46:27Ready, Butch?
00:46:28Ready, Sundance.
00:46:31Oh, shoot!
00:46:34Whoa!
00:46:35Oh!
00:46:37Oh!
00:46:38Oh!
00:46:39Oh!
00:46:43Oh!
00:46:44Oh!
00:46:44It's a bubble!
00:46:47Oh, yeah, it's a bubble.
00:46:51I'm hot.
00:46:53I'll be back.
00:46:55Whoa!
00:46:58Whoa!
00:47:02Whoa!
00:47:04Whoa!
00:47:06Whoa!
00:47:08Whoa!
00:47:09Whoa!
00:47:09Hang on!
00:47:09To what?
00:47:15Wayne?
00:47:17What?
00:47:17Wayne.
00:47:31Gordon, before you die, there's a bright light, isn't there?
00:47:38Oh, no!
00:47:39Chip, the dip is served.
00:47:46Here you go.
00:47:47Gordon, we're alive.
00:47:50We've been saved by onion dips.
00:47:54My God, we owe our lives to an appetizer.
00:47:59Adam, let's go get some little beer.
00:48:00It's not good before we can eat.
00:48:02Relax, Gordon, they're teenage girls.
00:48:03How much can they eat?
00:48:10Watch out!
00:48:12Oh, boy, they're everywhere!
00:48:19Oh, God!
00:48:24Watch out!
00:48:26Ow, ow, ow!
00:48:28Do the breaststroke!
00:48:29Do the breaststroke!
00:48:30I'm like a cow.
00:48:32Oh!
00:48:37Jill, you're making a mess.
00:48:40Well, this stuff is really good.
00:48:41What's in it?
00:48:43It's the Linsky brother.
00:48:49Well, here we are.
00:48:53Well, how are we going to get up the counter?
00:48:58There must be a way.
00:49:01Dare!
00:49:02Oh, sucker.
00:49:04Okay, I dare you to do your monkey impression.
00:49:10Want a napkin?
00:49:11Yeah.
00:49:12You know, I've been watching the kids.
00:49:14The girls really seem to like Mitch.
00:49:17He's making them laugh.
00:49:19But the guy that really impressed me is Adam.
00:49:23He seems so cool.
00:49:24Confident.
00:49:26Yeah, he's so different from me.
00:49:29You know, I was a complete loser when I was that age.
00:49:32And when I was a teenager.
00:49:35And through most of college.
00:49:37Heck, I only met Diane because I bashed into her car.
00:49:43Come on.
00:49:44I'll race you to the stereo.
00:49:46Where are you going?
00:49:47Where are you going?
00:49:49Come on!
00:49:52Wait.
00:49:54Whoa!
00:49:56Whoa!
00:49:57You're gonna love this!
00:49:59Ah!
00:50:01Whoa!
00:50:03It's not.
00:50:04Don't be it!
00:50:06I'm coming from!
00:50:08Whoa!
00:50:19And the man does a belly burner!
00:50:22I've done that since I was little.
00:50:32It's probably just the neighbors.
00:50:33Give me the doll.
00:50:48Hey, Jen.
00:50:50Hey, King.
00:50:51What are you doing here?
00:50:52Well, you said you were having a party, so we figured we'd drop by.
00:50:56Hi, Vince. Hi, Trey.
00:50:58Hey.
00:50:59What do you got there?
00:51:01Oh, nothing.
00:51:02Come on, guys. Let's show them how to have a real party.
00:51:07We're getting me.
00:51:10Oh, great.
00:51:15Teenage boys.
00:51:16There are now teenage boys at this party.
00:51:18Hey, my stereo.
00:51:19Hey, my daughter.
00:51:22Maybe there's a stepladder.
00:51:25Oh, no.
00:51:26Oh, no.
00:51:27Oh, no.
00:51:28Oh, no.
00:51:31God, I didn't I squash him when I had the chance.
00:51:34Excellent, CDs.
00:51:36Um, do you have a remote around here?
00:51:40Yeah.
00:51:41Do you want me to turn it on?
00:51:43Uh, no.
00:51:43Oh, I want you to hand it over.
00:51:47Give me the...
00:51:53Watch this.
00:51:55Hey, I want to sit there, man.
00:51:57Mm-hmm.
00:51:59Hey, cut it out.
00:52:00He was there first.
00:52:02Oh, so what, he had dibs on it?
00:52:03This gum wrapper will do the trick.
00:52:06Oh, what are these little kids doing here?
00:52:09Yeah, I mean, you're too small.
00:52:10What?
00:52:11You must be, um, this tall to stay downstairs.
00:52:15Come on, Mom.
00:52:16This is getting way out of here.
00:52:18Who does he think he is?
00:52:20You can't push my kid around like that.
00:52:22You are dead meat, mister.
00:52:23Gordon, you're three quarters of an inch tall.
00:52:25Now is not the time.
00:52:26Now help me with this force.
00:52:30What?
00:52:31Why is he coming after us?
00:52:32I don't know.
00:52:34Maybe he's gone.
00:52:38Wow.
00:52:39Oh, look.
00:52:40His leg is caught in the spider web.
00:52:43Oh, that's so sad.
00:52:46And Daddy Long Legs are good bugs.
00:52:47They eat mosquitoes and leave humans entirely alone.
00:52:50What?
00:52:51Is there a Daddy Long Legs ad council
00:52:53that feeds out this positive information?
00:52:55Let's go.
00:52:56No, Diane, I think we should help him.
00:52:59Oh, oh, oh.
00:53:02Daddy, you're your friends.
00:53:05We come in peace.
00:53:09I think he understood me.
00:53:13Um, Diane, do you have a, um, a nail file?
00:53:18Yes.
00:53:20Okay.
00:53:21Because while I'm filing, I want you to talk to him.
00:53:24You know, distract him.
00:53:26So he doesn't flail around a lot.
00:53:27Talk to him.
00:53:28Talk to a bug.
00:53:30You know.
00:53:31Find some common ground.
00:53:33You both spend a lot of time in this kitchen.
00:53:37All righty.
00:53:42Hi.
00:53:43My name's Diane.
00:53:45I see you've been enjoying some of the crumbs from the coffee cake I made.
00:53:52Okay.
00:53:53Okay.
00:53:54Okay.
00:53:54Giant spider leg on my shoulder.
00:53:57It's okay.
00:53:57It's okay.
00:53:58He likes you.
00:53:59Just keep talking.
00:54:01What can we talk about?
00:54:03What can we talk about?
00:54:04Let's see.
00:54:05You have any kids?
00:54:06Silly me.
00:54:07You probably have hundreds.
00:54:10Oh, oh, oh.
00:54:11Oh, that better?
00:54:15Oh, we've had such a lousy day.
00:54:18You've had a pretty bad one yourself, haven't you?
00:54:23But for you, you're used to being small.
00:54:29For us, it's a completely new experience.
00:54:31For me, very scary.
00:54:35Although, you know, parts of it were actually kind of nice.
00:54:44All done.
00:54:46Really?
00:54:48Last strand.
00:55:02Do you think he heard what I said about squashing him?
00:55:07Oh, look.
00:55:08He's going up the cabin.
00:55:10Wait, that's it.
00:55:12Diane, that's our ride.
00:55:13Come back.
00:55:14Come back.
00:55:15Daddy, come back.
00:55:17We need you.
00:55:20Are you sure?
00:55:22That's weird.
00:55:24Okay, bye.
00:55:26They say our moms never made it.
00:55:28You're kidding.
00:55:29No.
00:55:31Okay, well, let's just call our dads.
00:55:33But they didn't leave a number.
00:55:35Okay, well, just calm down.
00:55:37Don't panic.
00:55:38But if our moms aren't at that place, then where are they?
00:55:41So tell me how you do that again.
00:55:43Okay, so then I just toss in some garbanzo beans and crumble in some tortilla chips and I call it
00:55:47a Mexican salad.
00:56:17That is great.
00:56:18We're going to rewire the stereo so the speaker becomes a microphone.
00:56:21And when the music cuts out, you yell into that speaker as loud as you can.
00:56:25All right, I'm going in.
00:56:28Good luck.
00:56:30Well, I feel a little better when I bang it out.
00:56:33Feel a little better when I bang it out.
00:56:39Oh, mama.
00:56:41Yeah.
00:57:29Oh, thank God, a slow song.
00:57:41Come on, Jed.
00:57:49You don't look so good.
00:57:52You feeling okay?
00:57:54Eh, I'm okay.
00:57:56Now, we have to get Mitch's pills.
00:57:58Remember, I left them right by the cereal.
00:58:01Hey, there's something I want to tell you.
00:58:03What?
00:58:06I can't say it here.
00:58:08Let's go into the kitchen.
00:58:14Hey!
00:58:16Hurry up, Wayne.
00:58:17I want so much to yell at these kids.
00:58:21So, here we are.
00:58:23This is the kitchen.
00:58:24Hey, look.
00:58:25Good, because, you know,
00:58:27I really want to be alone with you.
00:58:30Ooh, look.
00:58:31Dirty fingernails.
00:58:32Really?
00:58:34Yeah.
00:58:35Because the truth is, Jenny,
00:58:37I think you're awesome.
00:58:39Awesome?
00:58:40Don't fall for it, Jenny.
00:58:41He's just giving you a line.
00:58:42You do?
00:58:44Yeah.
00:58:44You think I'm awesome?
00:58:45Oh, yeah.
00:58:47You're cooler than all the other girls.
00:58:51Um, so, what is it you wanted to tell me?
00:58:54Nothing.
00:58:55Mostly, I just wanted to do this.
00:58:57What is she doing?
00:58:58She's too young.
00:58:59She doesn't even know that boy.
00:59:03What are you doing?
00:59:05Kissing you.
00:59:07Well, you didn't ever ask.
00:59:09Ask what?
00:59:11Ask if I wanted to kiss you.
00:59:13What are you talking about?
00:59:15You just assumed that I wanted you to kiss me.
00:59:18I mean, I don't even know you.
00:59:20And even if I did know you,
00:59:21and we talked,
00:59:22and you got to know me,
00:59:24and you asked me if I wanted to kiss,
00:59:25I might have been into it.
00:59:27But the way you did it was just...
00:59:29wrong.
00:59:31Well, lots of girls like that.
00:59:34Well, I'm not one of them.
00:59:35I don't happen to think that way.
00:59:37And as far as you and I are concerned,
00:59:39the party is over.
00:59:44You tell him, Jenny!
00:59:46Ha!
00:59:47Access denied!
00:59:49That is one good kid you have.
00:59:53And you know what?
00:59:55She can take care of herself.
00:59:58Okay.
01:00:00Mike in.
01:00:01Line up.
01:00:03Maybe my pills aren't here.
01:00:06If I don't find my medicine soon,
01:00:08something bad's gonna happen.
01:00:10Well, I'll look over here.
01:00:12I'll look over here.
01:00:18Mitch looks terrible.
01:00:19We've got to find those pills.
01:00:21There they are!
01:00:23Mitch!
01:00:24Mitch!
01:00:25Mitch!
01:00:29Mitch, honey!
01:00:30Me, Mitch!
01:00:31Mitch!
01:00:32Mitch, look at us.
01:00:33They're right here.
01:00:33Your pills are over here.
01:00:35Mom?
01:00:37Yeah.
01:00:40Hmm.
01:00:40Oh, no!
01:00:41He's fainted!
01:00:44Mitch!
01:00:45The paralysis could last 24 hours.
01:00:47We have got to get those pills
01:00:48where the kids can see them.
01:00:50Mitch, Mitch!
01:00:51What's wrong?
01:00:51What's going on?
01:00:52Come on, Mitch.
01:00:52Come on.
01:00:53I don't know.
01:00:54Mitch just fainted.
01:00:55I can't find his medicine.
01:00:56What are we gonna do?
01:00:57Okay.
01:00:58We're gonna do it on the other side.
01:00:59Try to roll it that way.
01:01:01Over that way.
01:01:01Okay.
01:01:03I got it.
01:01:04I got it.
01:01:05Push.
01:01:06Mitch's got a potassium deficiency,
01:01:08so you look in the refrigerator
01:01:09and find something with potassium.
01:01:10Check all the labels.
01:01:13Ooh!
01:01:14Okay.
01:01:14Push again.
01:01:15Ooh!
01:01:16Come on.
01:01:17Up.
01:01:17I haven't played this hurt
01:01:19since I gave birth to Adam!
01:01:21Oh!
01:01:21Milk has vitamin D and calcium.
01:01:24No potassium.
01:01:26Keep looking.
01:01:27Come on, Mitch.
01:01:28Mitch.
01:01:29Come on.
01:01:30Yes!
01:01:30It's not going to work.
01:01:32Oh, it's not yours.
01:01:33It's going to be up to the kids.
01:01:35What?
01:01:35Come on.
01:01:36Oh, God.
01:01:38Potassium, potassium, potassium, potassium.
01:01:40Bananas!
01:01:41Bananas have potassium!
01:01:43Lots of them!
01:01:44Here, come on.
01:01:46Get some pieces.
01:01:47Let's see if we can get them.
01:01:48Come on, Mitch.
01:01:49Let's see if we can get them.
01:01:50Shh!
01:01:50Come on.
01:01:51Come on, wake up.
01:01:52Here, get a piece.
01:01:55Come on, Mitch.
01:01:56Give me another piece.
01:01:58Hurry.
01:01:58Come on, Mitch.
01:01:59Oh, please, let this work.
01:02:01Get another piece ready.
01:02:02Get another piece.
01:02:03Chew.
01:02:04Chew, Mitch.
01:02:04Chew.
01:02:05Chew it up.
01:02:05Good.
01:02:06Give me another piece.
01:02:06One more.
01:02:07Come on, Mitch.
01:02:08You can do it all, Mitch.
01:02:09Mitch.
01:02:09Oh, please, let this work.
01:02:11Come on, Mitch.
01:02:12Okay.
01:02:13Okay.
01:02:14Come on, Mitch.
01:02:15Come on.
01:02:15You can do it.
01:02:16Come on, Mitch.
01:02:17Chew.
01:02:18Okay.
01:02:19Okay.
01:02:19Come on, Mitch.
01:02:20Chew it up.
01:02:21Mm-hmm.
01:02:22Yes.
01:02:23Yes.
01:02:24Yes.
01:02:24Yes.
01:02:25It's working.
01:02:27You're right.
01:02:28How'd you know bananas had potassium?
01:02:30Can't always ignore my dad's science talk.
01:02:35Hi, guys.
01:02:36Hey, Mitch.
01:02:37How you feeling?
01:02:38A little dizzy, but okay, I guess.
01:02:43I saw a mom on the counter.
01:02:46You're right.
01:02:48I did.
01:02:50She was really, really small.
01:02:54Okay.
01:02:57Who's that?
01:03:08My dad's full show.
01:03:10Oh, damn it.
01:03:12Wayne must take it too long.
01:03:19Ricky King, what do you think you're doing?
01:03:23Calling all kids.
01:03:24Calling all kids.
01:03:26Excuse me, but I like that song.
01:03:29Now, this should hold the current.
01:03:31So, if I...
01:03:35I told you, the party's over.
01:03:36Everybody out.
01:03:37Yeah, well, maybe we're not ready to leave.
01:03:46Did you not hear her?
01:03:47She said the party's over, so why don't you leave before you cause any more damage?
01:03:51What, your dad's stupid inventions?
01:03:54His inventions are not stupid.
01:03:56His shrink ray is going to the Smithsonian.
01:03:58I didn't know your dad invented a shrink ray.
01:04:01What does he shrink with it?
01:04:02Hemorrhoids?
01:04:06That is not funny.
01:04:08Admit it, Adam.
01:04:09Your dad's a loser.
01:04:12He is not.
01:04:13And if he were here, he'd kill you for what you've done to his bookshelf.
01:04:16Is that so, daddy's boy?
01:04:18Well, he's not here.
01:04:20So, I guess you're going to have to do something about it.
01:04:23Well, maybe I will.
01:04:26What are you going to do about it, huh?
01:04:28I wish mom and dad were here.
01:04:29Me too.
01:04:32What are you going to do about it, huh?
01:04:38Now, Gordon, now!
01:04:42Listen.
01:04:43Listen to me, children.
01:04:44I want you all to stop what you are doing.
01:04:51Who said that?
01:04:52This is the voice of...
01:04:55God.
01:04:56Yes.
01:04:57Yes.
01:04:58God is talking to you.
01:05:00And I want you all to leave this house.
01:05:06God sounds a lot like dad.
01:05:09Yeah, you're right.
01:05:10Is he here?
01:05:12Normally, I reckon you're silent.
01:05:13But your outrageous behavior tonight has forced me to speak.
01:05:18It's just a trick.
01:05:20Is that so, Ricky King?
01:05:22Then how can I know you live on Sycamore?
01:05:25Your dad's name is Mel.
01:05:26And your mom is...
01:05:31Shindy.
01:05:33This is getting weird.
01:05:35Now, I said I want you out!
01:05:38What's the...
01:05:39Oh, you, gee!
01:05:41Let's go, guys.
01:05:43Yes!
01:05:43Oh, yes!
01:05:44Run!
01:05:45Go, go, go!
01:05:46They go, guys!
01:05:47Oh, I'm sorry!
01:05:48Now, I'll teach you all a lesson in proper party etiquette.
01:05:51I will bring perks to your technical teeth.
01:05:55So bright, oh, it shall be bright.
01:05:58Okay, Dad, they're gone.
01:06:00You can stop acting like God now.
01:06:02Oh.
01:06:04Sorry.
01:06:06So, uh, where's the camera?
01:06:08No, where are you broadcasting from?
01:06:10Right here, you.
01:06:12You guys drunk us.
01:06:15You're kidding.
01:06:16No.
01:06:17Now give me a hand.
01:06:18I'm over here, by the left speaker.
01:06:26That means they saw this rollerblading in the house.
01:06:30And I wasn't wearing my pads.
01:06:36You know, Dad, I didn't invite those boys over.
01:06:40I swear.
01:06:41I know.
01:06:42I know.
01:06:43Wayne and I saw everything.
01:06:45That's right.
01:06:47You weren't in the kitchen, were you?
01:06:49No.
01:06:50No.
01:06:52I bet your mothers were.
01:06:55Oh, God.
01:06:56I told you I saw them.
01:06:58Now listen to me, kids.
01:06:59These may be the most important instructions I ever give you.
01:07:02Jenny, go around to find a piece of paper.
01:07:04And Adam, go up to your room.
01:07:06Look under the laundry basket.
01:07:07Get the shark cart.
01:07:08Come on down here.
01:07:09And Wayne?
01:07:10Meet me in front of the receiver.
01:07:12Hey, let's go over here.
01:07:13Okay.
01:07:14Careful, let's switch them.
01:07:15Don't, don't, don't, don't.
01:07:16Careful.
01:07:17Here, use this, okay?
01:07:19We'll go find our dads.
01:07:20Don't move anything.
01:07:22Okay, Uncle Gordon, hop in.
01:07:24Now let's go find my dad.
01:07:25Come on.
01:07:34I think I am.
01:07:38Let me see.
01:07:41Hi.
01:07:45Okay, Dad.
01:07:46Atta boy, son.
01:07:48Hey, where are the wives?
01:07:50Mitch is picking them up.
01:07:50Hop in.
01:07:55Careful, careful.
01:07:56Set it down easy.
01:07:58I know, I know, I am.
01:08:02Look, they made it.
01:08:05We made it.
01:08:06Oh, my God.
01:08:07Oh, my God.
01:08:08Oh, my God.
01:08:09Oh, my God.
01:08:10Oh, my God.
01:08:12Wait.
01:08:12The machine.
01:08:13Oh.
01:08:14Don't forget the car.
01:08:19What happens now?
01:08:21Wait until it hits critical mass,
01:08:24and then push this button.
01:08:28Wait a minute.
01:08:29Do we really want to do this?
01:08:31I mean, I got a hamster cage in my room.
01:08:35I mean, we could leave them shrunk,
01:08:36and they'll never tell us what to do again.
01:08:39Wow.
01:08:40Total freedom.
01:08:42I suppose we could wait, like, a week.
01:08:47I don't like the looks of that.
01:08:50If those kids don't unshrink us,
01:08:52they are going to be in so much trouble.
01:08:55Oh, really?
01:08:56What are you going to do about it, Thumbelina?
01:09:18I say we'd give them a second chance.
01:09:19Good idea.
01:09:20Good idea.
01:09:22Ready?
01:09:23One, two, three.
01:09:29Whoa.
01:09:31It worked.
01:09:32Way to go, guys.
01:09:34I was so worried about you.
01:09:37I was worried about you, sweetie, but you know what?
01:09:40You were in good hands.
01:09:41This one.
01:09:44Oh, Mom, about that Ricky King thing.
01:09:49Sweetheart, I was so proud of you,
01:09:51the way you handled yourself with that boy,
01:09:53and the way you took care of your brother.
01:09:55Father, from now on, I trust you.
01:09:59Speaking of trust, I saw the magazine.
01:10:03They forced me to look at it.
01:10:04I didn't want to.
01:10:05It's okay.
01:10:07It's okay.
01:10:08The point is, I should have listened to you
01:10:10when you said you didn't want to go to Camp Isosceles this summer.
01:10:13Me too.
01:10:14How about if we send you to baseball camp?
01:10:19Wow.
01:10:19Look, if you want to be a scientist, that's great.
01:10:22But if you want to be a baseball player, that's great, too.
01:10:25You should do whatever suits you.
01:10:27You mean it?
01:10:29I do.
01:10:30I'll prove it.
01:10:34Gordon, I shouldn't be president of Zielinski Labs, Gordon.
01:10:37I'm no good at it.
01:10:38I should be inventing things.
01:10:39That's what I like to do.
01:10:40But you, you're great at organizing things and dealing with people,
01:10:44and you never forget what day of the week it is.
01:10:46What do you say?
01:10:47Will you be president of the company?
01:10:49Will you take the job?
01:10:51You bet.
01:10:53This is great.
01:10:55I'm going to have so much fun.
01:11:01Diane, I promise I'll get rid of the Tiki Man.
01:11:03No, Wayne, I'm not going to sweat the small stuff anymore.
01:11:05I want you to have fun.
01:11:08Wayne, do whatever you want with the Tiki Man.
01:11:18I had no idea baseball had that much math in it or that my son would be such a good
01:11:22catcher.
01:11:23Yeah.
01:11:24I bet you were the only dad there that could figure out the whole team's batting average instantly in his
01:11:29head.
01:11:30We're just glad you had a good time, honey, and even happier you're home.
01:11:33Yeah, it's good to be back.
01:11:35Hey, did you make any changes while I was gone?
01:11:40Well, I did move the Tiki Man into the backyard.
01:11:45What do you think?
01:11:46Do you think?
01:11:54It's good to be back.
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