I tre Badasses che vogliono me
▶ The Three Badasses Who Want Me
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▶ The Three Badasses Who Want Me
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00:00:06Ellen Musque, l'unica la forbes 30 under 30 list, arrives in Atlanta today.
00:00:11What a business tycoon is doing here in Georgia, a forgotten stage no one knows.
00:00:16Angela, my next door neighbor, still selling your hippie junk here?
00:00:21If your mother-in-law sees, she's going to throw a Bigfoot again.
00:00:26Your mother-in-law was right about you.
00:00:28What's the point of watching the news all day about these mongrels if you can't even apply it to your
00:00:32penniless self?
00:00:33And how do you know that this is none of my business?
00:00:38Alright, everybody get out!
00:00:41We got an important guest coming!
00:00:45You!
00:00:50You deaf? I said pack up and scram!
00:00:52I paid the staff here already, and if you want me to leave, then fine, but...
00:00:56You have to cognizate for today's losses.
00:00:59You want to say that again?
00:01:03You know who's visiting today?
00:01:06Ellen freaking Musk!
00:01:07One of the richest people in the world!
00:01:09Ellen Musk?
00:01:10Of course a hick like you probably never heard of her.
00:01:13Just know that you can't afford to piss her off.
00:01:17Really?
00:01:18Ellen Musk is flying all the way to Atlanta just to come to some flea market.
00:01:23You don't think that she could be coming to see me?
00:01:29Coming to see you!
00:01:31Alright, you know what? I'll play your game.
00:01:34If she does this so much as give you a glance, I'll eat dirt.
00:01:40Deal.
00:01:41Go!
00:01:49Ellen Musk, get to the flea market within 10 minutes.
00:01:53Or else, you're fired.
00:02:13Prepare the limo.
00:02:15Ms. Lockhart requires us immediately.
00:02:23Ah, your 10 minutes is already messed up.
00:02:26Good.
00:02:26Hope you don't wet your pants.
00:02:28Five.
00:02:30Four.
00:02:32Three.
00:02:35Two.
00:02:37One.
00:02:40Ellen, uh, I mean, Ms. Musk, uh, Ellen, uh, I mean, uh, I'm sorry that I, uh, sorry to frighten
00:02:48you.
00:02:50How's my boss, bitch?
00:02:52Kickin' ass, girlfriend.
00:02:53So, how do you, like,
00:02:57She's my boss.
00:02:58Eh, I prefer business partner or best friend.
00:03:03No way.
00:03:06Okay.
00:03:07Well?
00:03:11No.
00:03:12No!
00:03:13No, no, I'm sorry for offending your boss.
00:03:14No, I won't do it again.
00:03:19Alright, that's enough.
00:03:20We're not tyrants here.
00:03:29Sir, I found Angela Lockhart.
00:03:36You mean Angela Lockhart.
00:03:38I run away pride.
00:03:41You made me lose one million dollars in just one game of poker.
00:03:46Who are you?
00:03:49Where is she?
00:03:51Atlanta.
00:03:52And you were right.
00:03:53It was secretly her propping up Ellen Musk.
00:03:55My clever bride.
00:03:57I will chase you to the end of the world if I have to.
00:04:04Max, prep the jet.
00:04:06I'm heading to Atlanta.
00:04:12Dr. Wilson,
00:04:13Devon Sterling's on the move.
00:04:14He's headed to Atlanta.
00:04:15Atlanta?
00:04:16The game is afoot.
00:04:18I'm going.
00:04:19Wait, Dr. Wilson,
00:04:20the Prince of Bhutan needs your medical attention.
00:04:22He can wait.
00:04:22I need to pick up my bride.
00:04:28But Dr. Wilson!
00:04:35Dino Eisenhower reporting!
00:04:36Who?
00:04:38Devon Sterling and Shane Wilson are headed to Atlanta!
00:04:41Atlanta!
00:04:43Where is that?
00:04:45Whatever!
00:04:46Prepare my war plate!
00:04:47Dosu going after my fiancé.
00:04:49This is war.
00:05:07I've secretly allowed your husband, Jared Cooper, to win the bid on the Maple Plaza project like you asked me
00:05:12to.
00:05:12Thank you so much, Ellen.
00:05:15This is going to be the best anniversary gift ever.
00:05:17That project is worth billions.
00:05:20He can finally take his company public.
00:05:22But Angela,
00:05:24my boss,
00:05:25I don't understand why you do so much for him behind the scenes without ever revealing your true identity.
00:05:32Without your backing,
00:05:34no offense,
00:05:35but he's nothing without you.
00:05:37Well,
00:05:38three years ago.
00:05:59You saved me.
00:06:04He saved me,
00:06:05and I fell in love with him instantly.
00:06:08I didn't want to reveal my true identity because I didn't want him to feel the pressure of being with
00:06:13a billionaire heiress.
00:06:15But now,
00:06:16with this contract,
00:06:17I feel like we'll be on more equal footing,
00:06:19and then I can finally come out to the public.
00:06:22So that's why you have me secretly helping him.
00:06:26I'm sure he'll be moved when he finds out.
00:06:30But why work at the flea market?
00:06:33Are you disguising yourself to test him?
00:06:37Well,
00:06:37these exotic spices are incredibly rare and cost a fortune to find.
00:06:42Plus,
00:06:43I get to make the best dishes for my hubby and his mom.
00:06:46You seem happy being a housewife.
00:06:52Where the hell are you?
00:06:53Don't tell me you were selling junk at the flea market again.
00:06:57Get home stacked.
00:06:59It's a big day today.
00:07:02That was...
00:07:03My mother-in-law, Carol,
00:07:05she judges me because she thinks I come from a lower-class family.
00:07:08But,
00:07:09she's going to be ecstatic tonight when I finally come out and tell her who I really am.
00:07:14You know,
00:07:15she even remembered our third year anniversary.
00:07:22Please spend more time with my son.
00:07:26Hi, I'm home.
00:07:28I have a big announcement I have to make.
00:07:31Finally, you're back.
00:07:32Now sign the divorce papers.
00:07:36Divorce papers?
00:07:39Is this some sort of misunderstanding, Mom?
00:07:42Oh, God.
00:07:44Don't call me Mom again.
00:07:46We're ending that relationship.
00:07:48Just look at you.
00:07:49Dirt all over.
00:07:51You're selling the title of Mrs. Cooper.
00:07:53You don't deserve my son.
00:07:55You're way below his league.
00:07:58I'm below his league?
00:07:59That's right.
00:08:00You are.
00:08:02Jared is signing a hundred-billion-dollar contract tomorrow with THE Ellen Musk.
00:08:08and then his company's going public.
00:08:11That's how much he's accomplished in three years.
00:08:14But you?
00:08:15You're still just a stinky, hippie peddler.
00:08:20Jared's like the king in the clouds.
00:08:22And you...
00:08:23You will always just be a pawn like dirt on our shoes.
00:08:32Dirt on your shoes?
00:08:34But Ellen Musk works for me.
00:08:37Ha!
00:08:38You're delusional.
00:08:39You will never upgrade to a queen.
00:08:42How dare you compare yourself to the real deal here?
00:08:48Resorting to lies is definitely not good enough for Jared.
00:08:51And who are you to come into my house and meddle with my family matters?
00:08:59You're nothing but a pathetic excuse for a wife.
00:09:04Jared deserves a queen like Kaylee, not a low-life dirtbag.
00:09:09Enough!
00:09:10Jared, I knew you wouldn't divorce me.
00:09:15But I am.
00:09:17Don't fight it, Angela.
00:09:19Here's 500k.
00:09:20You'll never make this much as a hippie peddler selling spices.
00:09:25Now sign the papers, take your check, and leave.
00:09:28Don't embarrass yourself further.
00:09:32I've done so much for you these past three years.
00:09:36Did that not mean anything to you?
00:09:39I didn't expect you to be so greedy.
00:09:42Fine.
00:09:43Here's another 200,000.
00:09:46500,000 is too much for her already.
00:09:49She's done nothing, hasn't even contributed a grandchild.
00:09:54She just sells cheap grass all day.
00:09:56Is that really how much I'm worth to all of you?
00:10:01I took care of both of you these past three years.
00:10:05You think we can't just hire a maid to cook for us or something?
00:10:10And she wouldn't embarrass us with that permanent stench.
00:10:14A hippie peddler becoming the wife of a CEO?
00:10:17What a joke.
00:10:19If you actually love my son, you'll sign the damn divorce papers already and leave.
00:10:28You really think that Jared would have gotten that Mabel Plaza bid without me, let alone
00:10:33taking the company public?
00:10:34I did everything for you, Jared.
00:10:39Now you take credit for my son's success?
00:10:45It's all my work.
00:10:49Baby, we're gonna be late for the auction if we keep letting this psycho stall us.
00:10:57You did say you would win me Princess Diana's tiara, didn't you?
00:11:03So, she's the reason for the divorce.
00:11:06She's worth more than you, Angela.
00:11:10Fine.
00:11:12I'll sign it, but don't regret it.
00:11:17Regret.
00:11:19You know who I am.
00:11:21Yeah, a cockroach that only knows how to crawl her way into a married man's bed.
00:11:25I'm Eric Vanderbilt's only daughter.
00:11:29Jared winning the bid on Mabel Plaza was because of my dad.
00:11:35Because he's business partners with Elon Musk.
00:11:38It's part of the power that I have as an elite.
00:11:42You can't do shit because you're poor.
00:11:47Social stratum matters.
00:11:49Yeah.
00:11:50Social stratum does matter.
00:11:52And the Coopers are beneath me.
00:11:56And you really think Elon Musk would come to Atlanta if it weren't for me?
00:12:00Ha!
00:12:01You're delusional.
00:12:03Now sign the papers and scram!
00:12:09You owe me.
00:12:11You dirty bitch.
00:12:13You sickened me.
00:12:20You hit me.
00:12:24Now sign the papers, take your check, and get the fuck out!
00:12:42I don't need your penny money.
00:12:46We're finished.
00:12:48You don't want the money that's your loss.
00:12:51Your check is just pennies to me, but I would like my ring back.
00:12:57Mom.
00:13:06Have fun on your economy flight while I catch her out of my private helicopter out of here.
00:13:16And I'm way out of your league.
00:13:24Isn't that the Winston blue diamond ring?
00:13:28It's worth tens of millions of dollars.
00:13:32Oh, it's probably just cheap glass.
00:13:35Something she found at the flea market.
00:13:37You're right.
00:13:38She could never afford anything so expensive.
00:13:43Congrats, Jared Boo Boo on getting rid of that dirt bag.
00:13:48Oh!
00:13:49My dad says there's going to be a secret big shot financial tycoon at tomorrow's summit.
00:13:56Bigger big shot than Elon Musk?
00:13:58Yeah.
00:13:59And nobody's met them, but I can introduce you.
00:14:02Oh.
00:14:04Everything's thanks to you, babe.
00:14:21Uh, Angela?
00:14:22Mr. Vanderbilt, the richest man in Georgia, wants to schedule a meeting before the bidding.
00:14:27Vanderbilt?
00:14:27Yeah.
00:14:28He's actually CEO of one of our companies.
00:14:30Basically our employee.
00:14:32Oh, okay.
00:14:32I'll meet him at the summit tomorrow.
00:14:33It's fine.
00:14:34Well, you're still going to the summit tomorrow?
00:14:36But you and Jared Cooper are already divorced.
00:14:38That's exactly why I'm going.
00:15:05And, who…
00:15:07Who is he?
00:15:09That?
00:15:10That's Devin Sterling.
00:15:12He's number one on Forbes' 30 Under 30 list, early investor of crypto, CEO of Sterling
00:15:17Enterprises.
00:15:18Rumor has that he's worth trillions.
00:15:20Oh my God.
00:15:21And he's… your fiancé.
00:15:26Mi fiancè?
00:15:27The one and only.
00:15:30So, after running away and leaving me single for three years,
00:15:36have you figured out how you're going to make it up to me yet?
00:15:39Babe?
00:15:47That tiara looks perfect on you.
00:15:53What is she doing here?
00:15:58You skank.
00:16:00My son just divorced you yesterday,
00:16:02and you're already hooking up with another man?
00:16:05Divorced?
00:16:07That's right.
00:16:09So, I guess this was never meant to be Mr...
00:16:13Sterling.
00:16:15Kevin Sterling.
00:16:17So she has to hide her marital status
00:16:19to find another man.
00:16:21Guess she's not just a forsaken woman.
00:16:23She's also a stinky, penniless whore.
00:16:28How dare you insult my boss like that?
00:16:31Who the fuck are you, bitch?
00:16:35Do you know who I am?
00:16:37They don't know who you are.
00:16:40You hide it well.
00:16:43X-Team!
00:16:44Teach these fools a lesson.
00:16:48Teach these fools a lesson.
00:16:53Sir, you were kind of in a rush when you flew to Atlanta
00:16:56and then to New York.
00:16:58You forgot to bring the security team.
00:17:05Mind if I borrow your men?
00:17:08No, I have.
00:17:12Toss these ill-mannered apes out!
00:17:14Oh, you bitch!
00:17:16I'll have my son teach you a real lesson!
00:17:24A kiss as a reward, my lady.
00:17:29No.
00:17:36Guest list is very distinguished tonight.
00:17:39You've got Bill Ford, Harvey Buffett,
00:17:43old money like me.
00:17:45Gentlemen, Harvey, Bill, this is Jared Cooper.
00:17:48Pleased to meet you all.
00:17:49Your families all started empires
00:17:51after the Industrial Revolution.
00:17:52What an honor.
00:17:54I heard you secured the Maple Plaza project.
00:17:57It's worth billions of dollars.
00:17:59Congrats!
00:17:59You'll be next.
00:18:01Thank you.
00:18:02But we haven't received the contract yet.
00:18:04We deserve it.
00:18:04Oh, that's nothing.
00:18:06I introduced this kid to Elon Musk.
00:18:08Vanderbilts and Miss Musk have always had a good relationship.
00:18:11So, I thought I'd help the kid out,
00:18:13pull a few strings.
00:18:15Thank you, Mr. Vanderbilt.
00:18:16Now, we just have to impress Miss Musk's special guest of honor.
00:18:21Yes.
00:18:22I heard they're a very important and powerful guest,
00:18:25even wealthier than Elon Musk.
00:18:28Now, if we can just secure a position with his big shot,
00:18:32we can feast for generations.
00:18:37I'll do my best.
00:18:43Excuse me, second, children.
00:18:46What if it's the Prince of Bhutan?
00:18:51How did a hobo like you sneak in here?
00:18:53Me, a hobo.
00:18:55How did a cheating scumbag like you sneak in here?
00:18:58You sleep your way in?
00:19:00I told you, Angela Lockhart, don't bother stalking me.
00:19:03Nothing will come of it, and it only sickens me further.
00:19:06Don't flatter yourself.
00:19:11This is your ex-husband?
00:19:14What, were you blindfolded when you married him?
00:19:17Who the hell is this?
00:19:18You were cheating on me?
00:19:31Son, you have to avenge me and Kaylee.
00:19:35That wicked ex-wife of yours hired some thugs and a gigolo to beat us up.
00:19:40They even took Kaylee's tiara.
00:19:55You dare hurt my mom and Kaylee?
00:19:59Get your hands off of her.
00:20:05My lady.
00:20:20My queen.
00:20:33It's...
00:20:34It's him!
00:20:36He scammed a million dollars off me in a game of poker yesterday.
00:20:39Who are these peasants?
00:20:41These seats are reserved for the Ellen Muskener's special guest.
00:20:46Oh, shut up, old man.
00:20:49You're disturbing the peace.
00:20:53Fuckers, you know who that is?
00:20:55That's Eric Vanderbilt.
00:20:57You have any idea how many generations of wealth he has?
00:20:59His ancestors built the railway and steamship empire of America.
00:21:04The Civil War would not have been won without his family's involvement.
00:21:08Vanderbilt.
00:21:09The father of that skank, Kaylee Vanderbilt,
00:21:13who only knows how to crawl her way into a married man's bed.
00:21:18That?
00:21:19The only Vanderbilt family.
00:21:28Oh, goddammit.
00:21:29It's stomachache now?
00:21:31Oh.
00:21:34Whatever.
00:21:35Angela can handle herself.
00:21:36She'll be fine.
00:21:38Thank you.
00:21:49How dare you call one of us low?
00:21:52I'm Harvey F. M. Buffett,
00:21:54the most important investor in the entire stock market.
00:21:58I can wipe you out with a simple pinky only.
00:22:02And I can wipe you out with a strand of my hair.
00:22:06Not with me around.
00:22:08I, Bill Ford,
00:22:09and the entire Ford Auto Empire
00:22:11stand with these gentlemen.
00:22:13You're all just peasants compared to who I really am.
00:22:18You're fucking delusional, Angela.
00:22:21We've had enough of your games.
00:22:23Security!
00:22:24Break their limbs and toss them out.
00:22:26Looks like the old guard is teaming up against you.
00:22:29But don't worry.
00:22:31You got no money here.
00:22:34I can handle myself.
00:22:36Thank you.
00:22:37Yes, my queen.
00:22:39You're all despicable.
00:22:42An insult to your family names.
00:22:47Now, it's my turn to rule.
00:22:51Destroy Jared Cooper.
00:22:53Cut off all business ties.
00:22:55and if you don't,
00:22:59I will take away all of your family's wealth and power.
00:23:03Ha!
00:23:04I knew it!
00:23:05You're here to fuck with me.
00:23:06You can't fool anyone here.
00:23:08How much money did you spend on that getup
00:23:10and to hire that gigolo to make me jealous?
00:23:13You're an orphan
00:23:14who sells hippie spices at a flea market.
00:23:17You have nothing
00:23:18and you will always be nothing.
00:23:22She's a gold digger.
00:23:24Gold digger.
00:23:25Jigolo.
00:23:27Want to try me for a night?
00:23:30Yeah, you're a little too pricey.
00:23:32Mr. Vanderbilt,
00:23:33we really shouldn't keep these bandits here any longer.
00:23:35They might upset Miss Ellen Musk and her special guest.
00:23:38Angela Lockhart is my spurned ex-wife.
00:23:40she's only here to try and ruin my bill
00:23:41in the Maple Plaza project.
00:23:43Oh, I'm gonna kill that sushi chef.
00:23:45Security!
00:23:51Security!
00:23:53You all don't realize
00:23:54that you actually all work for me
00:23:56and now you're trying to throw a coup?
00:23:59You!
00:24:01Insolent fools.
00:24:03Let me guess.
00:24:04You're that special guest?
00:24:07I don't know.
00:24:08Throw them out!
00:24:10And not without some broken bones, too.
00:24:19You backed out of that.
00:24:23I got this.
00:24:51What the hell are you two doing here?
00:24:54I thought we were supposed to guard you.
00:24:55No, you're supposed to make sure
00:24:57Miss Lockhart is okay.
00:24:59Oh my God, we're so screwed!
00:25:10Angela!
00:25:12Don't hurt her!
00:25:13You bitch.
00:25:14I've always been sick of you.
00:25:15You just threw yourself at me.
00:25:17How dare you insult my boss like that.
00:25:19Boss?
00:25:20Did she say her boss?
00:25:22Miss Musk.
00:25:24That's Ellen Musk?
00:25:25That woman right there is Angela Lockhart.
00:25:28My boss and sole heiress to the Henry Lockhart's fortune.
00:25:32Their lineage is older than this country itself.
00:25:35Past the American Revolution?
00:25:36Back to the Renaissance.
00:25:38If she's your boss, then that means Angela Lockhart is...
00:25:42That's Lady Lockhart to you.
00:25:43She's royalty.
00:25:44And since you're all subsidiaries, she's your boss's boss.
00:25:48What the hell do you do?
00:25:50Kneel to me!
00:25:51Oh, your majesty.
00:25:55Welcome to the United States.
00:25:58We've always been your loyal subject.
00:26:01Yes, your highness.
00:26:02Is it a queen or a princess?
00:26:05It doesn't matter!
00:26:06My queen, please forgive our insolence.
00:26:10Oh, yes, we didn't mean to offend.
00:26:12Hey, what are you doing, idiot?
00:26:14Let go of the boss lady and beg for forgiveness.
00:26:27What rightfully belongs to you.
00:26:46She's a badass herself.
00:26:48He missed out on a good wife.
00:26:50You, you, you told me your wife was a hippie peddler.
00:26:54Turns out you were the freeloading scumbag this entire time.
00:26:58No, no, don't believe they're lies.
00:26:59I worked hard for everything.
00:27:01You worked for everything?
00:27:08Hey, honey.
00:27:10So, our third year anniversary is coming up,
00:27:12and I thought that maybe we can do something special this year.
00:27:15I can't focus on anything trivial like that.
00:27:17that I have to figure out this bid for the Maple Plaza project,
00:27:20and if I get it, I can take the company public.
00:27:30You were nothing before me.
00:27:34All your achievements, all your glory,
00:27:37that's all mine,
00:27:39including the Maple Plaza contract.
00:27:42I can take all of that away, just like that.
00:27:46No, you can't take that away from me.
00:27:48So that's why Elon Musk was urging us to pass on deals to this nobody.
00:27:52Oh, and this antique wedding ring?
00:27:56Yeah, I forgot to tell you.
00:27:57It was Queen Victoria's,
00:27:59and it's worth is equivalent to more than an entire country's GDP.
00:28:09No, I gave you back the ring?
00:28:11I divorced a royal heiress?
00:28:14No, no, please, no.
00:28:17No, please take me back, baby.
00:28:19I still love you.
00:28:24Oh, man, looks like they've started the party without us.
00:28:27No one's allowed to start a fight without Cole Eisenhower.
00:28:36Guard these two again.
00:28:38Did he say, is he Cole Eisenhower?
00:28:41President Eisenhower's descendant.
00:28:43After General Eisenhower won World War II,
00:28:45each of his descendants have all gone on to become five-star generals,
00:28:48the highest rank in the nation's military.
00:28:50Glad you buffoons know your history.
00:28:52Sorry, I'm late, babe.
00:28:53I got lost trying to find Atlanta,
00:28:55then lost again on my way back to New York.
00:29:01And that there is, that is the legendary boy genius, Dr. Wilson.
00:29:07He's Dr. House's protege.
00:29:09Dr. House?
00:29:10I thought that was just a TV show.
00:29:12Oh, no, that's based on a real figure.
00:29:14Yep, that's me.
00:29:15My son of James House.
00:29:17Dr. House, he's practically my uncle.
00:29:19I correctly diagnosed the Pope before him when I was just 12 years old.
00:29:23He's always been off crying himself a waterfall somewhere in the Netherlands for the last 14 years.
00:29:29And I'm late because I ran out of gum and had to make a pit stop.
00:29:36Hey, Alan, who are these weirdos and why are they here?
00:29:41Uh, they're all your fiancés.
00:29:44What?
00:29:46Fiancés.
00:29:48Plural?
00:29:49Fiancés.
00:29:51Plural?
00:29:52Watch it, nerds.
00:29:54I'm her fiancés.
00:29:55No, I'm her fiancés.
00:29:57You can both shut up.
00:29:58I'm her fiancés.
00:30:00It's you.
00:30:01It's me.
00:30:02Who the hell is he?
00:30:03I'm Spider-Man.
00:30:05How are all three of these men my fiancés?
00:30:11Uh, your father had arranged these engagements years ago,
00:30:13but I didn't tell you because you decided to marry Jared Cooper at the time.
00:30:18She has three badass fiancés and she marries his dumbass.
00:30:24Whatever.
00:30:26Since you're all here, help me finish them.
00:30:30Since you're all here, help me finish them.
00:30:35At your service.
00:30:38Me too.
00:30:43One down, two more to go.
00:30:45She's become queen.
00:30:46Bishop to g4.
00:30:51Ow!
00:30:52Ow!
00:30:53Ow!
00:30:53What is that?
00:30:55The most German fest and water in the Nile River.
00:31:01Rook to a8.
00:31:08Hello?
00:31:11I thought I was king.
00:31:12No, you wish.
00:31:13The king doesn't do anything.
00:31:16So, Ellen can be my king.
00:31:17Oh, fine.
00:31:22Bankrop the forwards right this second.
00:31:29Hi.
00:31:31I've been bankrupt.
00:31:33No!
00:31:42I told you I would remove all of you from status and power if you didn't cooperate.
00:31:49Well, guess what?
00:31:50Game over.
00:31:51All right, boys.
00:31:52Let's figure out this four-way engagement.
00:31:55Oh, that's serious business.
00:31:57I'm right with you.
00:31:59Wait for me.
00:32:01Nobody beat me to the finish line.
00:32:11Angela!
00:32:15You already have three fiancées?
00:32:18You can't accuse me of cheating.
00:32:20I want compensation.
00:32:25You greedy SOB.
00:32:27Who the fuck is that?
00:32:28My ex-husband.
00:32:30Wait.
00:32:30You were married?
00:32:31Yeah.
00:32:32And if that's a problem for you, then you can totally back out of this engagement.
00:32:36More for me.
00:32:37No, no.
00:32:38Of course not.
00:32:39Just, do you want me to check your eyes for you?
00:32:42Don't steal my joke.
00:32:44I can make him disappear without a trace.
00:32:46All evidence of your past with him will be gone.
00:32:49What?
00:32:50Is there something on my face?
00:32:51Uh, yeah.
00:32:52Murderous intent.
00:32:54Let's remarry.
00:32:56Let's remarry.
00:32:58You still don't realize.
00:33:01I only fell in love with you because you saved me from drowning three years ago.
00:33:10You still don't even know what to do.
00:33:22You still don't even know what to do.
00:33:26You still don't even know what to do.
00:33:31Sir, it's an emergency.
00:33:33We need to wreck right away.
00:33:34Nicole Eisenhower and Shane Wilson are causing mayhem at the company warehouse.
00:33:39Okay, I'm on my way.
00:33:43She should be okay now.
00:33:48Hey, you!
00:33:49Watch over here.
00:33:50I'll be right back.
00:33:59You saved me.
00:34:04Fuck.
00:34:05I unwittingly gave away my own wife.
00:34:09Fuck.
00:34:10I unwittingly gave away my own wife.
00:34:11You've cheated on me, you've hit me, and you've insulted me.
00:34:17And after all that, I never want to see you again.
00:34:21I fucking hate you.
00:34:23I'm a lady Lockhart.
00:34:26What now?
00:34:28Yes, we understand that you are a very busy person, but if you're not going to give your ex-husband
00:34:34the Maple Plaza project...
00:34:37How about us three?
00:34:38Yes, unlike that scumbag, we won't turn on you.
00:34:42Yeah, no, you're all fired for trying to throw a coup.
00:34:47This is your fault, you doofus!
00:34:48We never should have believed you're bulls**t!
00:34:52No, no, we can't lose our positions with Elon Musk and the Lockhart.
00:35:00I'll get you for this!
00:35:07Never should have listened to you!
00:35:09I'm ruined because of you!
00:35:25So, what's the situation here?
00:35:27I want to marry you!
00:35:41Listen, I only met you guys a few hours ago, and I'm not interested in flash marriages.
00:35:47But, what if I told you that we've known each other for much longer than just a few hours?
00:35:54Much longer.
00:35:58Angela, your parents would like to have a video call with all of you.
00:36:06My lovely princess, how are you?
00:36:09Look, your mother and I are in Italy!
00:36:11The views here are absolutely stunning!
00:36:14Perfect for a wedding, wouldn't you say?
00:36:16I heard you finally divorced that good-for-nothing, blood-sucking, free little husband of yours.
00:36:24Can't call his name, but anyway, congratulations!
00:36:28I've selected three prime young men for you to choose from to replace him.
00:36:33Oh, you must pick one of them to marry, otherwise...
00:36:37Oh, let me do it!
00:36:39You must choose one of them in seven days, otherwise...
00:36:44We'll kill ourselves.
00:36:46Mom!
00:36:47All right, honey, that's it!
00:36:49Bye!
00:36:51Bye!
00:36:52Bye!
00:36:55So, who are you going to choose?
00:37:00Well, what if I want all three of you?
00:37:05Well, what if I want all three of you?
00:37:10That seems greedy.
00:37:18But I can always remove the other two options.
00:37:22Hey, I may be a doctor, but I can take lives too.
00:37:26I know and have access to all the deadliest poisons in the world.
00:37:31Whoa, okay.
00:37:32No murder, please.
00:37:33I was just kidding.
00:37:36We have seven days to win her over.
00:37:39Ooh, it's like The Bachelorette.
00:37:42I know.
00:37:43We'll start with challenge one.
00:37:47Welcome to the show, the three badasses who want me.
00:37:51Today, we have our first challenge.
00:37:55What is all of this, Ellen?
00:37:59You'll see.
00:38:08Oh my god, oh my god, cockroaches!
00:38:10All women are afraid of cockroaches, and it is every man's job to save their beloved woman
00:38:16from this monstrosity of a creature.
00:38:19What will our three candidates do to prove their undying love for our single,
00:38:23but screaming her head off heiress?
00:38:34It looks like one of our contestants has already called it quits.
00:38:36It's up to the final two.
00:39:00It's crunchy.
00:39:04Sì, che c'è un po' di più.
00:39:05Sì, quando sei scenduto in mezzo di un po' di battlefield,
00:39:08potrebbe essere un po' di queste.
00:39:11Ci sono più più, voglio provare?
00:39:14No, no!
00:39:17Oh my god, save me!
00:39:18Save you, save me!
00:39:23I'm a german-phoic doctor,
00:39:25i questi hands non possono avere germi.
00:39:27They're for surgery and saving lives.
00:39:34Sì!
00:39:40Oh, thank god you're here.
00:39:48Are you all right, honey?
00:39:50Angela!
00:39:54All right, you won the first challenge,
00:39:55so your reward?
00:39:57You get to watch over her for the night.
00:39:59Just don't cross the line, if you know what I mean.
00:40:02I'm not her scumbag husband.
00:40:04You have nothing to worry about.
00:40:11Honestly, even if you guys fuck, it's not like it's against the rules or anything.
00:40:14At least my girlfriend gets some.
00:40:16I bet her husband has a small dick anyway.
00:40:21They're cockroaches!
00:40:22They're gone, they're gone!
00:40:23They're gone!
00:40:23There's nothing in this room except you and me, okay?
00:40:27I'm going to kill Ellen when I see her tomorrow.
00:40:34I need a drink!
00:40:43Whoa, easy!
00:40:44You're on an empty stomach!
00:40:47Why do you care?
00:40:48You're trying to drink away your sorrows, Angela.
00:40:53You guys were right.
00:40:55I was blind for marrying that asshole.
00:40:59You know, I wasted three whole years of my life with him.
00:41:05He never even loved me.
00:41:07And I gave up my entire career for him.
00:41:13Do you really think that you would still be number one on the Forbes 30 under 30 list if I
00:41:17was around?
00:41:21You may not be number one on the Forbes list, but you know what you're number one in?
00:41:26What?
00:41:31You're number one here.
00:41:37You know, we've known each other kind of a long time.
00:41:41Lies.
00:41:44You all just want something from me.
00:41:53Angela, I know it's hard to trust again.
00:41:56But I assure you, I don't care what family you're from.
00:42:03I'm the richest man in the nation.
00:42:05I don't need your power, your status, your wealth, your connections.
00:42:12I just need you.
00:42:16I'll prove my love to you within six days.
00:42:19I promise.
00:42:30Screw the contest.
00:42:32I just want love.
00:42:35Angela.
00:42:37You're drunk.
00:42:38I'm an adult. Can't I go just get what she wants?
00:42:42Okay.
00:42:48But love and sex aren't exactly the same thing.
00:42:51Well, they're not mutually exclusive either.
00:43:03This is what you want.
00:43:319-inch penis.
00:43:32morning to you too
00:43:35you sure you were drunk last night?
00:43:38I don't know
00:43:38a girl remembers when she's had a
00:43:409 inch penis inside a milk
00:43:43well
00:43:44glad you enjoyed it
00:43:46but don't help Shane or Cole
00:43:50because then
00:43:51they would
00:43:51say that you were being unfair?
00:43:54technically us having sex doesn't break any rules
00:43:56I won the first challenge
00:43:58and according to Ellen
00:44:00my prize was to spend the night
00:44:02con te, comunque.
00:44:04Non ciò mai più difficile.
00:44:08Non ciò mai più difficile.
00:44:10Tu sei che non vuole una cosa più difficile?
00:44:14Non.
00:44:17Fine, fine, fine.
00:44:21Non so,
00:44:23ma solo in una condizione.
00:44:27Non so,
00:44:29ma solo in una condizione.
00:44:32Tu hai to go out on a date with me.
00:44:35Fine.
00:44:39I've had a crush on you since college, Angela.
00:44:43You never noticed me.
00:44:49You should get dressed and get out here before anyone sees you.
00:44:54It's only 7am.
00:44:56She's still sleeping.
00:44:57I'm not sleeping alone.
00:44:58Yeah, I'm not letting my fiancé be alone with another man for another second.
00:45:03Yeah.
00:45:05What's up, gentlemen?
00:45:05Oh, or shall I say Rachman?
00:45:08Oh, don't mind him.
00:45:11What's up, guys?
00:45:11We're ready for the second challenge.
00:45:14No cockroaches this time.
00:45:16Yes.
00:45:17No more terrifying things.
00:45:18That was my bad, Angela.
00:45:20This better be a good challenge, Ellen.
00:45:22I'm sure you'll all enjoy this one.
00:45:24The second challenge is...
00:45:26The second challenge is...
00:45:28A date.
00:45:29Elaine, I should have asked for something else.
00:45:31A date?
00:45:33That's it.
00:45:34What's the catch?
00:45:35No catch.
00:45:36Just who Miss Lockhart enjoys spending her time with the most.
00:45:39As simple as that.
00:45:40I know what I want to do.
00:45:41Let's start with me first.
00:45:42Okay.
00:45:43Pulls up first.
00:45:44Then...
00:45:44Me.
00:45:45Save the best for last.
00:45:47Ain't that right, Angela?
00:45:49Then it's decided.
00:45:54Please don't take my BMW away!
00:45:57Too bad.
00:45:57You pissed off the Lockhart.
00:46:00I have nothing left!
00:46:10It's that bitch who ruined me!
00:46:15It's that bitch who ruined me!
00:46:26Do you know Eisenhower served?
00:46:28Unease, Lieutenant!
00:46:29This is my Lieutenant.
00:46:31He also manages this boxing job.
00:46:32Pleasure to meet you, Madam Eisenhower!
00:46:34He's so serious.
00:46:36But, hang on.
00:46:38Lieutenant!
00:46:39I don't know who I'm going to marry yet!
00:46:41Baby!
00:46:42I decided to take you here on my first date
00:46:44so that I can introduce you to my guns!
00:46:45Guns?
00:46:46Like...
00:46:47Murder weapons?
00:46:48Yes.
00:46:50Murder weapons.
00:47:10You like my guns, babe?
00:47:12Pretty rock hard.
00:47:14Yeah.
00:47:15Let me show you what I can do with them.
00:47:17Lieutenant!
00:47:18Come close!
00:47:20Wait!
00:47:21You're just going to hit him like that?
00:47:23He's not even going to fight back?
00:47:24Fighting back will be treason, ma'am!
00:47:26Treason?
00:47:27You guys are way too serious.
00:47:30Look, you Lockhart bitch!
00:47:31I caught you!
00:47:32If I'm going down,
00:47:33you're all going down with me!
00:47:35Lieutenant!
00:47:36Answer attack!
00:47:49You dare try to hurt my wife?!
00:47:54I will make you pay!
00:47:57You don't need to keep beating him up.
00:47:59We could just take him to the cops.
00:48:01Not when he tries to hurt you!
00:48:08He's always a bit violent.
00:48:10Some might call it being protective.
00:48:12Poor anger issues.
00:48:14What if we get married and I forget to use a coaster on an antique table or something?
00:48:18Is he going to be, like, rough?
00:48:21Hey, some girls are into that.
00:48:24I don't know if I am.
00:48:27Well, maybe Shane will be your type.
00:48:32Your date with Shane starts now.
00:48:37Hey.
00:48:40Cool ride.
00:48:42A gift from the Chancellor of Germany when I saved his wife.
00:48:45Impressive.
00:48:49Your breath smells like peppermint.
00:48:52Refreshing.
00:48:53I got cool mint too.
00:48:56Or do you prefer spearmint?
00:48:59What do you not have in this coat of yours?
00:49:02Fruit flavored gum.
00:49:03I can't stand those.
00:49:05So, where are you taking me tonight?
00:49:07Let me show you.
00:49:07Okay.
00:49:15Dr. Wilson!
00:49:17A VIP of VIPs!
00:49:19Right this way.
00:49:20VIP of VIPs?
00:49:22Just some other guy I saved.
00:49:24I forget who.
00:49:25You stand with a lot of football.
00:49:27I do what I can.
00:49:29Oh my gosh.
00:49:31It's my gold digging neighbor who just got dumped by her husband.
00:49:36Sandra Miller.
00:49:37What are you doing here?
00:49:38I just thought this was for the VIP of VIPs.
00:49:41Your mother-in-law told me all about the divorce.
00:49:43And how you hired some gigolo to beat her and Kaylie Vanderbilt up.
00:49:49How low of you.
00:49:50What are you doing here, Sandra?
00:49:52Of course your bird brain wouldn't remember.
00:49:54I sell high fashion jewelry pieces so high-end,
00:49:58you couldn't even afford even if you sold your organs.
00:50:01The auction begins.
00:50:02I'll deal with you later.
00:50:06Yeah, I'll just be one second.
00:50:12Cameron.
00:50:14I have a task for you.
00:50:17Our next piece is absolutely extraordinary.
00:50:21Cleopatra's Armband.
00:50:23Sold by our vendor, Sandra Miller.
00:50:26For five million dollars.
00:50:30Excuse me.
00:50:31I'd like to donate this piece to auction.
00:50:34It's Queen Victoria's ring.
00:50:36I'd like to donate this piece to auction.
00:50:39It's Queen Victoria's ring.
00:50:41What are you doing?
00:50:42Just watch.
00:50:45Come on.
00:50:49That is Queen Victoria's ring?
00:50:52Please. I'm an expert and that's a fake.
00:50:55She probably got it at the flea market she works at.
00:50:58You work at a flea market?
00:51:00Not this again.
00:51:01Cut the bullshit. That wouldn't even sell for five dollars.
00:51:04Oh yeah?
00:51:05Here, you want it? For free.
00:51:07Ew! I don't want that trash from a stinky hippie peddler.
00:51:12Well, that's too bad then, because you are the fraud.
00:51:17What are you talking about? Who the hell are you to accuse me?
00:51:21Throw them out!
00:51:23Dr. Wilson, I know you're a legend in medicine, but we're professionals.
00:51:27Oh yeah? And that armband sells for five million dollars?
00:51:33Yeah. Mine is the real thing.
00:51:35You two are just upset because you're too poor to afford our luxury items.
00:51:40What is that so?
00:51:41When a so-called expert fell to recognize Queen Victoria's ring then?
00:51:46Dear Lord, this is real.
00:51:50It's authentic. It's Queen Victoria's ring.
00:51:57Cameron, what have you found?
00:52:00Yeah, that picture of Cleopatra's armband you sent me, it's a replica.
00:52:05They had the same one right here at the flea market.
00:52:10So, you are the fraud.
00:52:12You just went to the flea market so you can buy some fakes.
00:52:16And Cameron, how much are these fakes being sold for?
00:52:19One fifty.
00:52:21Wow, not even five dollars. Sandra.
00:52:25You've been duping us the whole time?
00:52:28Arrest her!
00:52:30No! Please! Even this is one time! Please!
00:52:34What's going on, Dr. Wilson?
00:52:37Uh, investigating lead poisoning from cheap jewelry for the Emperor of Japan. Bye.
00:52:41Black Calista from the jewelry industry forever.
00:52:43I bet.
00:52:52I had a really great time tonight.
00:52:55Me too.
00:52:56May I... have a kiss?
00:53:13Something wrong?
00:53:15Do you always have gum in your mouth?
00:53:22Yep. You never have to worry about stinky breath for me.
00:53:36You owe us a bunch of money, Cooper. I don't have any money.
00:53:42How did you pay for this hotel then?
00:53:44I guess you'll only pay up if I break your other leg.
00:53:51Stop!
00:53:55Mr. Vanderbilt.
00:53:59Mr. Buffett.
00:54:04This is the contract for the Maple Plaza project.
00:54:07That's right.
00:54:08Miss Musk wanted me to give it to you.
00:54:10I knew Angela was still in love with me.
00:54:14I knew Angela was still in love with me.
00:54:16No, no. Sorry about those injuries from earlier.
00:54:19It was all just, uh, just a little misunderstand.
00:54:22Yeah, we could be partners again.
00:54:25And then maybe you can, um, tell, uh, Lady Lockhart to put in a good word for us?
00:54:31Angela still loves me. She's just throwing a fit.
00:54:34She'll be back to me soon enough.
00:54:35Yeah, do you need any help winning her back?
00:54:38We can give you jewelry to give to her.
00:54:41I was just sucking up to these pricks a few days ago,
00:54:44and now they're all begging me to help them out.
00:54:46It feels so damn good to be in power.
00:54:50Sure.
00:54:51I'll put in a good word for you.
00:54:53I just need...
00:54:54Anything. You tell us, we'll give you anything.
00:54:57Once I take everything from these idiots,
00:55:00I'll go after Angela Lockhart for my revenge.
00:55:09I'm giving a contract to Jared Cooper, just like you asked me to.
00:55:13Well done, he'll be fucked soon.
00:55:17Well done, he'll be fucked soon.
00:55:19I don't get it, Miss Musk.
00:55:21My contract has a preliminary clause.
00:55:23It requires him to pay 50% of the costs up front as a deposit.
00:55:26And if he can't, then what?
00:55:28He'll be bankrupt.
00:55:30So as long as he's greedy enough to take it.
00:55:34I'm avenging my best friend.
00:55:36I want to show the world that without Angela Lockhart, he's nothing.
00:55:45I signed the Maple Plaza project.
00:55:49We should celebrate.
00:55:50You did?
00:55:51You see, I know my son has it in him.
00:55:54That skank, Angela, is nothing next to you.
00:55:57And it's all thanks to you, sweetheart.
00:56:00Actually, it's thanks to Angela.
00:56:05What?
00:56:07You're trying to ditch me to go back to your wife?
00:56:10Oh, no, no, no, no, he's not.
00:56:12Jared, what are you doing?
00:56:13You have such a beautiful and bright future ahead of you.
00:56:17It's my decision, Mom.
00:56:19I'm the head of the house here.
00:56:22I'm telling my dad.
00:56:23Fine, go right ahead. He has enough problems himself.
00:56:26If you're obedient, I'll keep you around as his side piece.
00:56:29But if not, you can scram.
00:56:31Dad?
00:56:33Jared is being mean to me. Teach him a lesson.
00:56:36Kayleigh, be a good girl, okay?
00:56:38Jared has the backing of some very powerful people now.
00:56:42Don't get on his bad side.
00:56:44We can't afford to piss him off.
00:56:46So do as he says.
00:56:48What, Dad?
00:56:55I'm sorry.
00:56:58I'll be your side piece.
00:56:59Very good. I'm happy you've come around.
00:57:02Now let's go celebrate.
00:57:07I mean, do I really want to be with Mr. Minty Mouth forever, though?
00:57:11But that tongue action, though.
00:57:14Tongue is important. In more than just one spot.
00:57:16Arlene, we are in public.
00:57:18That's true.
00:57:20Stomachache.
00:57:21Again?
00:57:22I have to run to the bathroom.
00:57:23Devin should be here to pick you up soon.
00:57:26Okay.
00:57:27Devin's late.
00:57:29Not a good sign for a date.
00:57:33This hotel restaurant has five Michelin stars.
00:57:38It's her.
00:57:39And she's alone, with no one to save her.
00:57:44You whore. You seduced my son so he could get back with you.
00:57:51Let me tell you, I would never go back even if your entire family got down on their knees and
00:57:57begged me.
00:57:59Oh!
00:58:01Hey, you guys can fight all you want, but you need to take this somewhere else.
00:58:05Whoever gets rid of her from me gets all this.
00:58:08What? Why do I have to leave? She's the one starting shit.
00:58:11Because I have money and you don't.
00:58:13You're just a stinky hippie peddler.
00:58:16And my son just signed a $100 billion contract.
00:58:20He's still got the contract?
00:58:22Hmm. Must be Ellen's doing.
00:58:25Even if he does sign it, he doesn't have the liquidity to pay the deposit up front.
00:58:29Oh, he's just gonna...
00:58:31Bet you've never seen this much cash before.
00:58:34Bet you've never seen this much cash before.
00:58:39You take my charity and toss it in my face as if it's your own.
00:58:45My maid wouldn't even pick up such a pitiful amount.
00:58:47$1,000 to take her away.
00:58:50$2,000 to drag her away.
00:58:54$5,000 to beat her away.
00:58:59Oh! Oh! Hey! Hey! Ow! Hey!
00:59:05You okay? Are you hurt?
00:59:11We clean.
00:59:12You! You! Just a few days ago you found yourself a boy toy
00:59:16right after getting divorced.
00:59:18And now you have two more.
00:59:20What a whore.
00:59:21What a whore.
00:59:22Yeah.
00:59:23And Jared wanted to get back with her?
00:59:25What if she has an STD?
00:59:28Oh, like sleeping with a married man wouldn't give you an STD.
00:59:32Let's go. We'll expose her to Jared.
00:59:35Hang on.
00:59:37What do you want?
00:59:39I'll scream!
00:59:40I don't hear a woman.
00:59:41But I never said I don't kill a woman.
00:59:45But I never said I don't kill a woman.
00:59:47I never said I don't kill a woman.
00:59:50Oh, God.
00:59:51He is a murderer.
00:59:52What if he murders me?
00:59:54Not him.
00:59:55Definitely not him.
01:00:01We're not afraid of you.
01:00:03That's enough.
01:00:03This isn't a war zone.
01:00:05You'll be removed from being a five-star general
01:00:07if you hurt a civilian without adequate cause.
01:00:09I was just messing with them.
01:00:12Was he though?
01:00:13We're not afraid of you.
01:00:15Jared!
01:00:16You have to avenge us.
01:00:18Look at this slut.
01:00:19She's found two more boy toys.
01:00:21She's cheating on you.
01:00:22Don't get back with her.
01:00:23Oh, Mr. Cooper, it's you.
01:00:25I apologize for that.
01:00:26I'll toss out the potty crashers immediately
01:00:28so that you can go to his salvation banquet.
01:00:31Who did you say you were going to toss out?
01:00:33Who did you say you were going to toss out?
01:00:35The potty crashers.
01:00:39You have any idea who that is?
01:00:41That's my wife.
01:00:42We saved that title for the real skank over there.
01:00:46That's right.
01:00:47Know your place.
01:00:48Shut up.
01:00:49She's cheating on you.
01:00:52Know your place.
01:00:53You're just a side piece.
01:00:54if I still want you, that is.
01:00:56Eric, have you gone mad?
01:00:58This is Eric Vanderbilt's only daughter.
01:01:01You slap her for this whore?
01:01:02Mom!
01:01:03They really think there's something, huh?
01:01:06Angela's an heiress to a family whose wealth and status
01:01:08goes back to the Victorian age.
01:01:10She's richer even than Ellen Musk.
01:01:13I only got the Maple Closet project because she gave it to me.
01:01:17What?
01:01:19You, apologize right now
01:01:21or I will kick you and your father to the curb.
01:01:26Uh...
01:01:28Uh...
01:01:29I'm sorry.
01:01:30No.
01:01:31Th-th-th-th-this can't be...
01:01:34I made you divorce...
01:01:38Go home.
01:01:40You're not suited to come with me to my celebration banquet.
01:01:48I apologize on behalf of my mother.
01:01:52Honey, I know you came here to celebrate my achievements.
01:01:55I promise no one will bother you anymore.
01:01:58I didn't come here for you.
01:02:01I'm on a date.
01:02:03A date with two men at the same time?
01:02:06She really is a whore.
01:02:08Angela, please forgive me.
01:02:10I really do love you.
01:02:13Oh-ho!
01:02:14Lady Larkhart is here!
01:02:17Oh-ho!
01:02:19Lady Larkhart is here!
01:02:21Uh...
01:02:22Yeah, we already know you beat Ford's effort.
01:02:26We're too old for that.
01:02:27They're here for my celebration banquet.
01:02:30Please, you gave me the contract, so if anyone should go as my guest of honor, it should be you.
01:02:35Oh, yes, please, Ms. Larkhart, join us.
01:02:38We'll all be one happy business family again.
01:02:41What the hell are you all doing here?
01:02:44Where were you?
01:02:46Stomach issues.
01:02:47Again?
01:02:48Would you like my diagnosis?
01:02:50No.
01:02:53Let me make myself clear, okay?
01:02:56I would rather die than be with you again.
01:03:00Seems that they're not actually on good terms.
01:03:04I can't lose face in front of these pricks.
01:03:06Otherwise, they'll cut me off, too.
01:03:08Angela, I know you're still mad, but please give me a chance.
01:03:10I'll prove it to you.
01:03:12You want a chance?
01:03:13Angela, no.
01:03:15You have three great guys here who all want to marry you.
01:03:18Don't take him back.
01:03:20I'll give you two choices.
01:03:24I'll give you two choices.
01:03:27Me.
01:03:29Or the contract.
01:03:31You're kidding me.
01:03:32No.
01:03:33I'm not kidding you.
01:03:35If you choose me, we can remarry this week.
01:03:38But you don't get the $100 billion contract.
01:03:43The choice is all yours.
01:03:45That's a tough choice.
01:03:47You think so?
01:03:48He either marries a royal heiress or gets a contract that takes his company to the moon.
01:03:52Either way, benefits.
01:03:54Why can't I have both?
01:03:56You really are a greedy bastard.
01:03:58Angela, I saved you in the pool, remember?
01:04:01I deserved the contract.
01:04:03Did you really?
01:04:08Look who's fashionably late now.
01:04:11He didn't save her at the pool.
01:04:14Wait, what are you talking about?
01:04:16I, uh, I choose the contract.
01:04:19I knew it.
01:04:20You'll get what's coming to you.
01:04:23With this contract, my company's earning potential is limitless.
01:04:27Angela Lockhart, you humiliated me in front of everyone.
01:04:30I will get you one day.
01:04:33Let me show you something.
01:04:45You saved me.
01:04:51You saved me.
01:04:54I'm sorry.
01:04:55If his lies led to you wasting three years of your life.
01:05:00But I promise you.
01:05:02I'm gonna make it up to you with the rest of our lives.
01:05:05No, no, I wasn't lying.
01:05:07I just couldn't, can't remember exactly what happened that day.
01:05:18Does that mean we both each saved her once?
01:05:22What? Me?
01:05:24And Dr. Wilson losing at saving people?
01:05:27No way.
01:05:28You guys, one of you, do something life-threatening right now.
01:05:32You're crazy.
01:05:34And actually, they've all been doing horrible shit behind your back.
01:05:39What?
01:05:42Mr. Sterling had me investigate their company's dealings.
01:05:45Turns out they've been fludging the numbers on your shared accounts and contracts.
01:05:49Put it simply, they've been stealing from you.
01:05:52I can't believe I didn't realize.
01:05:55Ms. Salcard, I'm so sorry.
01:05:57I should have had third-party accountants check thoroughly.
01:06:00No, it's not your fault.
01:06:01They're just too slick.
01:06:03You'd like me to punish them for-
01:06:05Oh god, no.
01:06:06Not that again.
01:06:07Please.
01:06:09Max, you know what to do.
01:06:23The banks have pulled all our funds.
01:06:26All business ties have been severed.
01:06:28We're bankrupt!
01:06:34How did you do that?
01:06:36Who are you?
01:06:37Hey!
01:06:37Don't say Spider-Man!
01:06:41I'll tell you who I am.
01:06:44I'll tell you who I am.
01:06:49I am...
01:06:50Crypto-punk number two!
01:06:52What did he say he was?
01:06:54That's more bizarre than Spider-Man!
01:06:57You're Crypto-punk number two?
01:07:00Well, I'm Crypto-punk number one.
01:07:02See?
01:07:03You are number one at something.
01:07:04The most expensive NFT collection in the world.
01:07:08Forget Forbes' list.
01:07:10It's all about young money now.
01:07:12So, how about our date?
01:07:19I'm not letting one-up me on this one.
01:07:22I'll spy two.
01:07:35They forgot to cancel my contract.
01:07:39I still have the $100 billion project.
01:07:43Yes!
01:07:44I'm rich!
01:07:46They make them okay soon!
01:07:54What?
01:07:55Mr. Cooper, sir.
01:07:56The Maple Plaza contract requires us to provide 50% of the costs up front.
01:08:00Otherwise, it's a breach of contract and we'll have to pay for all financial repercussions.
01:08:05No!
01:08:07I'm bankrupt!
01:08:09I'm just a little off-heart.
01:08:11You tricked me!
01:08:17Oh, allow me.
01:08:21I'm sorry I was late, my queen.
01:08:23I had to get some very important materials for our special date.
01:08:30Well, cheers.
01:08:32Cheers.
01:08:41This looks good.
01:08:47Did you use my spices?
01:08:50I know your ex-in-law has never appreciated you.
01:08:55You can have all the money and power in the world and you still can't force a man to love
01:08:59you.
01:09:02Couldn't even remember our anniversary.
01:09:09Angel, your future with me is going to be different.
01:09:15Come on.
01:09:18Let's dance.
01:09:18Let's dance.
01:09:48I've known and loved you for three whole years.
01:09:52Actually, I've also loved you for three years.
01:09:56That's right.
01:09:57I fell in love with you three years ago, too.
01:09:59How is all of this possible?
01:10:02I didn't meet any of you until recently.
01:10:05Well, actually, maybe Devin, but...
01:10:09I've had a crush on you since college.
01:10:12You're my motivation to go to business school.
01:10:16Despite who you were, you never judged me for being poor.
01:10:23Are you trying to get hired at Fortune 500 in a suit like that?
01:10:30All you do is babble on and on about internet money, Bitcoin and shit like that.
01:10:38Are you trying to steal my spot?
01:10:42I'll teach you a lesson.
01:10:45Hey!
01:10:46Get away from me!
01:10:47Angel!
01:10:50Feisty girl.
01:10:51I like her.
01:10:54No!
01:11:03How is he?
01:11:04It's a rare poison.
01:11:05Made from a mixture of dried roots found in Africa.
01:11:09Ashtaga saltifu.
01:11:10Can he be cured?
01:11:11I actually think I know that poison.
01:11:14It sounds really scary, but its cure can actually be found in any developed country.
01:11:18Household salt.
01:11:26I like her.
01:11:29There you go.
01:11:31What time is it?
01:11:34Oh shoot, I'm late for swim practice.
01:11:43I like her.
01:11:45We have been rivals ever since.
01:11:48So, that's how I, well, we, all met.
01:11:53I barely remember.
01:11:55Should have never let you go to swim practice that day.
01:11:58Matthew Richards, the guy who poisoned me, attacked you out of revenge.
01:12:02You wouldn't have known.
01:12:03I did hear he dropped out and became a loan shark though.
01:12:06That makes you feel any better.
01:12:08Yeah, I think that suits him a little better.
01:12:10Yeah.
01:12:10Angela, your seven days is almost up.
01:12:13Now that you know they all loved and fought for you for three years.
01:12:17Who will you pick?
01:12:23How can that be?
01:12:26Angela Lockhart is an heiress?
01:12:32Kayleigh, we've gone bankrupt.
01:12:36Bankrupt?
01:12:37The Vanderbilt's have gone bankrupt?
01:12:41Well then, get out of here.
01:12:43You can't do this to me!
01:12:48Jared!
01:12:49Mom, it's me.
01:12:50What happened?
01:12:52Jared, I have carefully reconsidered.
01:12:55Angela is way better than this dimwit.
01:12:57You should get back with your wife!
01:12:59We're bankrupt.
01:13:01What?!
01:13:05Jared Cooper.
01:13:08We're here to propose your belongings.
01:13:12No one is going to save you now.
01:13:15What?!
01:13:19What kind of an asshole throws his own mother to the dogs?!
01:13:25Who will you pick?
01:13:30I...
01:13:35I...
01:13:35I brought you fried chicken?
01:13:36Fried chicken?
01:13:38Hey, not all girls like sushi and caviar.
01:13:40Yeah, he's right. I did live in Atlanta for three months.
01:13:43Sucking up last minute!
01:13:45At least I don't speak like an AI robot.
01:13:48Hey! Stop! Stop!
01:13:51Welcome back to The Bachelorette.
01:13:53I mean, the three badasses who want me.
01:13:57I mean, Angela Lockhart...
01:14:00You know what I mean.
01:14:01Today, our heiress Bachelorette will choose.
01:14:05Which one of our three badasses will she marry?
01:14:08Will it be Shane, the doctor?
01:14:13Cole, the general?
01:14:17Or Devin, the CEO?
01:14:22Uh, looks like our Bachelorette may need to do a little more time to decide.
01:14:26Oh, the suspense is killing me!
01:14:29But when she does, she will take this eternal rose, made from glass imported from Venice, and give it to
01:14:36our women.
01:14:38Angela?
01:14:41Angela?
01:14:42Oh.
01:14:43I, uh...
01:14:46I need more time to think.
01:14:51Uh, while our Bachelorette takes a little time to decide, why don't we check in with each of our candidates?
01:14:58Let's check in with each of our candidates.
01:15:01Let's start with Cole.
01:15:03Cole.
01:15:07There's not much to say.
01:15:09Who wouldn't want a five-star general, who has huge biceps, a massive chest, who would protect their...
01:15:20Okay.
01:15:21Thank you.
01:15:23Uh, Shane?
01:15:26Muscles, money, they only get you so far.
01:15:30But you need a well-balanced man like me, that has more than one way to keep a lady happy,
01:15:35if you know what I mean.
01:15:39Okay.
01:15:40I think we do.
01:15:41And Devon.
01:15:44That was quite disgusting.
01:15:48I just hope Angela's okay.
01:15:50I know she's going under a lot of stress right now.
01:15:53A lot of choices to make.
01:15:55And she's my queen.
01:15:57I just really hope she's okay.
01:15:58Okay.
01:15:59And then one more thing.
01:16:01What kind of a doctor brings fried chicken to a girl?
01:16:06That's a good point.
01:16:07Fat for her heart.
01:16:10And then you!
01:16:11What?
01:16:12You know what they say about military men.
01:16:15They beat their lives.
01:16:21Enough!
01:16:23Stand up!
01:16:24Stand up!
01:16:26Hey, you guys.
01:16:28Whoa, break it up!
01:16:30Hey!
01:16:31Break it up!
01:16:36Cut to commercial!
01:16:38Cut to commercial!
01:16:57This is the hardest decision I've ever had to make in my entire life.
01:17:02Who do I choose?
01:17:11Angela's marrying me!
01:17:12You're not stealing her from me.
01:17:14Oh yeah?
01:17:15I may be a doctor, but like I said, I know and possess the deadliest poisons in the world.
01:17:23What don't you have in that coat?
01:17:25Fruit, flavor, gum!
01:17:27I won't let you take Angela away from me!
01:17:29I'll fight you to the death!
01:17:31Don't forget about me.
01:17:33It's time I reveal my true identity.
01:17:38These stupid profile cards don't make any sense.
01:17:42They do not help.
01:17:44Who made these?
01:18:03It's time I reveal my true identity.
01:18:08I'm actually a part of the X-Men.
01:18:11And I have the power of telekinesis!
01:18:30We may have to work together to take him down.
01:18:43This battle within our heads is the most intense I've ever experienced.
01:18:47I may not be able to take them both down if they decide to team up.
01:18:50Hmm.
01:18:52Winter Mint or Cool Mint?
01:18:58You know?
01:19:00I've always really liked your hair.
01:19:02Really?
01:19:03I'm actually pretty self-conscious about it.
01:19:07So I appreciate that.
01:19:09Hey, hey, hey.
01:19:10And you know, Cool.
01:19:12Avaris really like the way you talk.
01:19:16Really?
01:19:16Yeah.
01:19:20What do you got for me?
01:19:22I always really like the way you chew gum.
01:19:25Yeah?
01:19:26Yeah.
01:19:26It's fresh, right?
01:19:27Yeah.
01:19:29Yeah, yeah.
01:19:31You know, you're actually a really good doctor.
01:19:33Yeah, I appreciate it.
01:19:34I'll check you out.
01:19:34And if you need me to look at you, I got you.
01:19:36Hey, me too.
01:19:37I'll take care of you.
01:19:37Yeah, of course.
01:19:38Angela's been kidnapped.
01:19:40Angela's been kidnapped.
01:19:42It was Sarah Cooper.
01:19:45That fucker!
01:19:45We have to find her.
01:19:47What the hell?
01:19:48Her ring.
01:19:49Her dad installed a GPS tracking mechanism on her ring just in case.
01:19:52Well, let's go then!
01:19:54My own!
01:19:54My fiance!
01:19:55My fiance!
01:20:02Jared.
01:20:06What am I doing here?
01:20:08You destroyed me.
01:20:12You destroyed me.
01:20:12They took everything.
01:20:15What?
01:20:15I have nothing left.
01:20:18It's not my fault.
01:20:19You're too greedy.
01:20:21Is it greedy?
01:20:22Did you have sex with my wife?
01:20:24What?
01:20:26I'm not your wife anymore!
01:20:27Oh yeah, I know.
01:20:28You wouldn't take me back now.
01:20:29Not unless I get you pregnant with my child.
01:20:31This is illegal!
01:20:32No!
01:20:33You wouldn't want your child to be away from his father.
01:20:35You won't have me arrested.
01:20:38You will take me back.
01:20:40Ow!
01:20:41My bitch.
01:20:44I'll settle you down a little.
01:20:54You will be begging me to fuck you soon.
01:20:59Hey!
01:21:01Antelope!
01:21:02Come here!
01:21:06You're too late!
01:21:07That director...
01:21:08She'll be dead soon unless...
01:21:10Yeah?
01:21:10Have you forgotten who I am?
01:21:13He really does have everything he has to coach.
01:21:15Everything except for fruit.
01:21:16Yeah, except for fruit-flavored gum.
01:21:17We get it already.
01:21:18Just save my boss!
01:21:21Here you go.
01:21:27You're all good now.
01:21:29Oh, thank God.
01:21:31But what do we do with that piece of shit?
01:21:33What?
01:21:34What are you gonna do to me?
01:21:36Hey, stop!
01:21:37No!
01:21:37Don't-
01:21:39Enjoy your erectile dysfunction forever.
01:21:43No.
01:21:44No!
01:21:47Glad we didn't actually have that fight.
01:21:49Turns out, he's the most dangerous of them all.
01:21:57So who did you pick, sweetheart?
01:21:59You've invited the most important figures of the world to your wedding,
01:22:02the Prince of Bhutan.
01:22:04And remember, we will kill ourselves if you don't choose.
01:22:12Welcome back to the finale of The Three Badasses Who Want Me.
01:22:17We're down to the wire, literally, the wedding day.
01:22:20But who's the groom?
01:22:34Welcome back to the finale of The Three Badasses Who Want Me.
01:22:39But who's the groom?
01:22:42Uh, seems our era still hasn't decided.
01:22:47Any input from the parents?
01:22:49Maybe that will help sway our bachelorette's choice.
01:22:53Oh, this is exciting.
01:22:54Who should my daughter pick?
01:22:57Let me think.
01:23:01I like the doctor.
01:23:04He's cute.
01:23:06But the general looks like a strong fellow.
01:23:10And we can't forget about Devin Sterling,
01:23:13the one who's loved her the longest.
01:23:14Isn't that right, Devin?
01:23:15Angela.
01:23:23You are all three very fine gentlemen.
01:23:28And I'm really grateful for all of your love.
01:23:33But this was a really hard decision.
01:23:36And I decided to devise one last challenge.
01:23:43And I decided to devise one last challenge.
01:23:50I'm just kidding.
01:23:51I'm just as sick of this as you guys are.
01:23:56Each of our candidates have saved our main character.
01:24:00I mean bachelorette once.
01:24:02They've all proven their undying love.
01:24:06So who gets to unlock Angela Lockhart's heart?
01:24:09Literally.
01:24:11Could it be the sexy and protective,
01:24:15general with a temper,
01:24:16Mr. Cole Eisenhower?
01:24:23Or the fun, wicked-minded,
01:24:26but kind of weird,
01:24:28Dr. Shane Wilson?
01:24:32And last but not least,
01:24:34could it be the richest man of them all?
01:24:37The man Angela would have married a long time ago,
01:24:40Mr. Devin Sterling.
01:24:45Gentlemen.
01:24:47It's been a pleasure getting to know you.
01:24:49All right, guys.
01:24:50May the best man win.
01:24:52May the best man win.
01:24:55Drum roll, please.
01:25:10Seriously, Ricky?
01:25:19I choose...
01:25:28I need a powerful, strong man,
01:25:31and I really feel like he can protect me.
01:25:35Who could resist those guns?
01:25:39Would they interest you in an NFD, Ellen?
01:25:42Do you like a full-body choke, though?
01:25:43And I...
01:25:56I love you.
01:25:57Shane, it's you.
01:25:58I'm...
01:25:59I'm lovesick for you.
01:26:00You like that minty flavor, don't you?
01:26:05It's that tongue action, ladies and gents.
01:26:08Ellen, be my new queen.
01:26:10I thought we could go together.
01:26:11Like guns, babe?
01:26:24It's always been you.
01:26:34I'll always love you.
01:26:38Let's give it up for those nine inches, everybody.
01:26:42Would you like a full-body checkup?
01:26:44Have you seen my murder weapons?
01:26:45I need fruit-flavored gum for you.
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