00:10Let me think, thank you.
00:34Ow!
00:36Ow!
00:51Sorry.
01:00You're gonna fall. You're gonna fall.
01:03You're gonna fall.
01:06Meow.
01:22Meow.
01:28My god said to him.
01:30Seriously.
01:30You know.
01:35No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:36does anyone have any advice to get him to stop doing this i have put so much tinfoil on this
01:43tv
01:44and i've tried double-sided tape nothing is working i spray him with a spray bottle he likes being sprayed
02:30i know what you're doing i saw what you're doing you can just hide them
02:44so
03:07it's just bread
03:23my clothes are finally dry
03:25what are you doing?
03:28what are you doing in here?
03:34what are you doing?
03:36what are you doing?
03:37what are you doing?
03:55oh my god
03:59what are you doing?
04:04oh my god
04:10oh my god
04:11oh my god
04:11what the fuck
04:33We're here at our brand new Black Ops Geo Scouts here for us to welcome your sons to the truth,
04:38the three, three, three!
04:40Right, right, that's why we're here, nothing else we...
04:53Ah, ah!
04:55Ah, ah!
04:56Ah, ah!
04:58Ah, ah!
05:02Ah!
05:06Ah!
05:07Ah!
05:09Ah!
05:10Ah!
05:11Ah!
05:12Ah!
05:35Ahhhh not my plan get up move get up you're destroying my shit
05:54look at that he's tall he's a tall man he was a nickel when I kidnapped him from his mother
06:31Binky
06:34Ah!
07:10I got a cat and I don't he sucks on my neck and apparently that's normal apparently it's
07:24comforting to them so we'll just be letting him do this
07:29ma quindi voi scusate voi siete abusivi qui
07:35abusivi
07:36bozivi
07:37I don't know
07:38ah
07:38Oh, my God.
08:11if you had a bad day and you're feeling shitty, you gotta get yourself a cabinet kitty
08:18то есть это примитивные ужасы когда там тихо тихо тихо и вдруг там выпрыгнул из-за
08:36стенки все там от телевизора отпрыгнули
09:06а не
09:14а
09:17Are you the pricklier one?
09:19Somebody told me you were the pricklier one.
09:20What do you have to say to that?
09:23Shoo!
09:45Shoo!
09:48Shoo!
09:50Shoo!
09:52Shoo!
09:53Shoo!
09:54Shoo!
09:54How is your skin white and the other skin?
09:57I don't understand.
09:58How is it?
10:00How is it?
10:01Two cats in one?
10:03Shoo!
10:05Shoo!
10:08Shoo!
10:08Shoo!
10:10Shoo!
10:10Shoo!
10:10Shoo!
10:10Shoo!
10:11Shoo!
10:11Shoo!
10:16Shoo!
10:19Shoo!
10:22Shoo!
10:24What great?
10:25Shoo!
10:26Shoo!
10:29Shoo!
10:39Shoo!
10:51Good morning.
10:52How are you?
10:54I'm good.
10:57What?
10:58You got wet peets?
11:00What were you up to?
11:03Okay.
11:04I know it's not any of my business, but you're filthy.
11:07You're not coming in today.
11:08Sorry.
11:10Nice and sunny.
11:12You can stay out.
11:14You can stay out.
11:57It's not any of my business, but you're not you.
12:22I'll get that.
12:40I should go to live on the mountain or desert, without neighbors, without anyone who disturbs my life.
13:12Oh spooky, okay, that's it, no, no, no, sit, high five, it's spooky, he's doing it, oh my god,
13:23all right, not again!
13:55What are you doing, gorgeous?
14:02Is that so?
14:04Well, you can't go outside, because we, I told you, we're going for a drive to Halifax, honey.
14:13Well, that's too bad, you can't, because, honey, I don't want to keep going over this
14:20every day, okay, and I love you, and that is that, and remember, you're the best in the
14:29world, hen.
14:30Again!
14:30I don't know.
15:13Oh, you are coming up to me, litter, crusty, dusty paws.
15:25No, sir.
15:27Oh, whatever.
15:30Lick your paws.
15:31Did your mother never teach you how to lick your paws?
15:34No, I have to wash them like a human?
15:38It's disgusting.
15:44No, it's not like you go about your business and do whatever.
15:47You come up and you cuddle me and you put your freaking crusty, dusty paws, shit sifters,
15:54in my face.
15:56Get over it.
15:59Get over it.
16:07And squeeze.
16:11Get over it.
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