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00:00I have to choose one of your brothers to marry in eight weeks.
00:04Thanks for being so nice to me.
00:06She and I have more fun.
00:07We did. It's easy with you.
00:09Easy doesn't make your palms sweat.
00:11Your heart race. Easy's boring.
00:14Do I make your palms sweat?
00:16Noah and Drew are as different as night and day.
00:18I think this will be fun.
00:19Your first kiss should feel like a fever.
00:27It landed on me.
00:28No, it landed on me.
00:30I like you both for two totally different reasons.
00:34You told me you're in love with both of you.
00:38What if you didn't have to choose?
00:40I'll have to choose between Drew and Noah.
00:43But for now, it's so good to be with both of them.
00:59Why is making a decision so hard?
01:04Fiber, come!
01:09Please, please!
01:11That necklace belonged to my late wife.
01:13Sad.
01:14But not worth the two million you owe me.
01:17No, no.
01:18Please, please.
01:19Look, I told you.
01:20We don't have the money.
01:21Please, have mercy.
01:22Dad!
01:24Dad!
01:25You may not have any money, but you have a daughter.
01:33So how does such a pretty girl end up with such a deadbeat father?
01:38Don't you dare say that about him.
01:40Darling, he owes me a lot of money.
01:44Gambling trouble.
01:45And now it's time to pay up.
01:47Please.
01:48What can I do to make you stop this?
01:57Sign your hand in marriage to my son.
02:01And then I'll forgive every penny of your father's debt.
02:08Marriage.
02:09I'm only 17.
02:11I want to graduate high school.
02:13I don't want to get married.
02:14Darling, you haven't met my sons.
02:41Boys, I found your future wife.
02:49Mom, are you serious?
02:51You want me to marry this girl?
02:53She looks like she's about to cry.
02:56No, don't be an ass.
02:58I'm sorry for my brother.
02:59He's always a jerk to pretty girls.
03:01I'm a jerk.
03:03You will live with us.
03:05You will date my sons.
03:06And sign your hand over in marriage.
03:09And you will truly become a Balford.
03:12Do we have a deal?
03:16You promise if I sign this contract, you'll forgive my father's debts?
03:20Yes.
03:22Marry one of my boys.
03:23And you'll save your father.
03:36Boys flip the girl.
03:38What?
03:39And go.
03:41Dad.
03:41Dad.
03:42Dad.
03:43No.
03:44No.
03:45No.
03:53No.
04:04Which one of your sons am I supposed to marry?
04:07I'm not a monster, Piper.
04:10You can marry Drew.
04:11You can marry Noah.
04:13It's your choice.
04:15I have to choose between two brothers for my future husband?
04:18It's not like we're thrilled about it either.
04:23Actually, I think this will be fun.
04:26When do I have to choose?
04:28When's your 18th birthday?
04:30October 28th.
04:31Why?
04:32Perfect.
04:33That's only eight weeks away.
04:37On your birthday, you will choose between my sons.
04:43If choosing one of these brothers as my husband is the only way to save my dad, I'll do it.
04:55Boys, be good.
04:56Show your new guests around.
05:16Don't be scared, Piper.
05:17I don't bite.
05:19I know what you're thinking.
05:20These are all mine.
05:21Yeah, that one's Model UN.
05:24It's lacrosse.
05:26That one is swim team.
05:29That one is your best model.
05:36Is that yours?
05:39Yup.
05:40Unlike my brother, I have no desire to impress you.
05:43I'd be more impressed if you forgave my father's debt.
05:46Tell that to your daddy.
05:47Didn't he gamble all your money away?
05:48Don't you dare talk about my father.
05:50Oh, she's got a backbone.
05:56I'm not afraid of you.
05:57Like I care.
05:59Drew, you play host.
06:01I'm going for a swim.
06:03Come on.
06:04It's right here.
06:06Come on.
06:07Come on.
06:09Come on.
06:10Come on.
06:10Come on.
06:11Come on.
06:12Come on.
06:12Come on.
06:13Come on.
06:14Come on.
06:17Come on.
06:18Come on.
06:25You know, you seem nervous around me.
06:27What?
06:28I'm not nervous.
06:29Right.
06:30Because you're looking at your future husband.
06:35It's just a lot.
06:37I've never even been alone with a guy.
06:41That means we should make it extra special.
06:45With a kiss.
06:53Oh, my God.
06:55You should see your face.
06:57I'm not going to force a kiss on you.
06:59Besides, I wonder if you're something special.
07:06Thanks for being so nice to me.
07:08I feel like your brother hates me.
07:10Yeah.
07:11No way.
07:11It's everything except this music.
07:13Lucky for you, you can choose the better brother.
07:15Me.
07:17I feel like I should unpack.
07:21Let me help you.
07:22Oh, no.
07:22You don't.
07:24Damn.
07:25Save us for our wedding night, huh?
07:28Come on.
07:28One more time.
07:29Yeah.
07:29You ready?
07:30Oh.
07:38True.
07:39Give it back.
07:40Yeah.
07:40Come.
07:42Oh.
07:42You want your bra back.
07:44Sorry.
07:44Come get it.
07:47I'm wrong.
07:56The brothers are here.
07:58I would die if my future husband saw me like this.
08:03Yes.
08:04John.
08:08Come on.
08:18Is something funny about this to you?
08:26You see something you like?
08:27No.
08:28No.
08:28Get off of me.
08:29This whole innocent act might work on my brother, but it's not going to work on me.
08:34Your brother was right about you.
08:36You are a dick.
08:37If not wanting to be forced into marrying a stranger makes me a dick, then fine.
08:41I'm a dick.
08:42Well, lucky for both of us that I can pick your brother then, right?
08:47Hey, did you get your bra back, Piper?
08:49She's so desperate to show me her tits.
08:51Her bra's hanging from the ceiling.
08:54Give that back, Piper.
09:12It's awkward enough having to date two brothers.
09:15We're not dating, okay?
09:17You're in over your head.
09:18Everyone at Alboro tomorrow at school, they'll see.
09:21Just wait.
09:34Hey, you doing it?
09:36There's no way in hell I'm letting the whole school know about it.
09:39Like I'd want to be seen with an absolute asshole like you.
09:42I'd rather go so long.
09:53I don't need the Belfort Brothers.
09:55I just got to keep my head down.
09:57Thank you, girl.
09:58I'm CJ, student body president, and it is my job to give you the crash course on things here at
10:06Alboro.
10:08Seems like any other high school to me.
10:10Oh, perfectly stupid movies.
10:15Exclusivity is everything at Alboro.
10:18The only thing that matters is your friend group.
10:23Are those girls, like, models?
10:25Cleo Fairchild and Megan King.
10:28Cleo's been the queen of the school since kindergarten, and Megan follows her around like a lost poodle.
10:36Oh my god, the Belfort Brothers!
10:40The Belfort Brothers are here!
11:09What's the good deal?
11:11Noah's, like, the hottest guy on the planet.
11:14Every girl has thrown herself at him, and every girl has gotten rejected.
11:17And Drew is an all-star.
11:19Most popular, best, complete, best smile.
11:22And there's a rumor that mom chose a lucky girl to marry one of them.
11:26But nobody knows who it is.
11:28If someone is choosing between the brothers, it should be me.
11:30And it will be.
11:31Whoever that girl is better, watch out.
11:37That outfit kind of makes it look like you fit in.
11:41Your outfit almost makes you look like a proper gentleman.
11:46She's sorry.
11:48No one talks to Noah Belfort like that.
11:51Maybe they should.
11:52He needs to be humbled.
11:54That's cute.
11:55I don't think I need to be humbled by a whiny pest.
11:58If I'm a whiny pest, then you're an arrogant bully.
12:03That's funny.
12:04I don't remember you calling me an arrogant bully last night.
12:13Piper, how do you know them?
12:17Piper's the girl who has to choose to marry me or my brother.
12:33Wait.
12:34Now everyone at school is when he comes right to the bell for brothers.
12:36Sorry.
12:38I thought everyone should know.
12:39Show's over, freaks.
12:42Seriously.
12:43I told you I don't want her associated with us.
12:45She's part of our circle now.
12:47It's our job to make her feel welcome.
12:49It's my job to go to guitar practice.
12:52Everyone knows you're with the Belforts now.
12:55Don't embarrass us.
13:01We ignore my brother.
13:04Way ahead of you.
13:06Please.
13:07I think you'll fit in on that one, bro.
13:10Especially once I introduce you to my friends.
13:12Piper.
13:13These are my best friends.
13:14Megan and Cleo.
13:16We kind of met already.
13:17Oh, but we had no clue Piper's the girl you're supposed to marry.
13:21We can take care of her, Drew.
13:24I know we'll be besties.
13:25I know we'll be besties.
13:26Come on.
13:28Don't worry, my brother.
13:30You're a good hit.
13:36Thanks, guys.
13:38I've always had a hard time making friends.
13:39Friends?
13:40Wait.
13:41Wait.
13:41You thought we were being serious?
13:42We're going to prove you aren't worthy of the Belfort Brothers.
13:49Do you even know who we are?
13:50My mother invented the spray tin.
13:52What did your mom do?
13:54Scrub dishes?
13:55The Belfort Brothers are the hottest and richest guys at this school.
13:58We aren't going to let them marry some stinky little scar.
14:00I never asked for any of this.
14:02If I could go back to my school and my family, I would.
14:06Bro, you're not even good enough to clean the Belfort's toilet.
14:10I'm going to tell Drew about this.
14:12You're not going to tell Drew anything.
14:13You want us to leave you alone?
14:15Dump the Belfort's.
14:17If I don't marry one of the brothers, my father loses everything.
14:21I can't back down.
14:23Give me that back.
14:25My mom gave me this advantage.
14:26Vintage is what poor people call youth items, so they feel special.
14:36Did you really think that a titless loser like you could get Noah Belfort's attention
14:41with this tiny little bra?
14:51Vintage is what poor people call youth.
15:21Piper, you're not supposed to be in here.
15:23It's my private studio.
15:27I get it.
15:30I get it.
15:31Okay, Noah?
15:34I don't belong here.
15:36You and everyone at this stupid school has made that abundantly clear.
15:39Piper?
15:40Screw you, Noah.
15:42Screw you.
15:50Who did this to you?
15:55Who did this to you?
15:56You.
15:58You did this to me.
16:00As soon as you gave my bra back in front of everyone, I became a target.
16:03Don't be stupid.
16:06How is it possible for you to insult me when you're trying to help?
16:10God, you're such a bully.
16:13You're no better than Alvaro's hazing committee, Megan and Cleo.
16:17It was Megan and Cleo.
16:21Come on.
16:25Hey, Noah.
16:26Noah, come here.
16:45So, Piper told me about your hilarious prank.
16:49Nice work.
16:50Piper, come here.
16:52I traded one bully for a worse one.
16:54My future husband, Noah Belfer.
16:59Piper, come here.
17:03Piper told me about your hilarious prank.
17:05You destroyed her backpack.
17:06Well, yeah.
17:07I mean, that stupid little thing was really all together.
17:09And then she's all like, I got it from my dead mom.
17:14That's mine.
17:20Your turn.
17:21Back now.
17:22Oh, please.
17:23It's a designer.
17:24Hey, no.
17:24Back.
17:31Wow, Cleo.
17:33You really loved your shit.
17:42If I hear about any one of you fuckers going after Piper again, you'll have to deal with me.
17:59Hey, why did you help me?
18:01You don't even like me.
18:04My mom would kill me if I didn't look out for you.
18:06So it's not making a habit of you getting into trouble.
18:09I don't need your protection.
18:11Tell that to the crying girl in the music room.
18:15You know, I used to think you were a dick.
18:18Now I think you're a mega dick.
18:20It's a nice way to speak to someone who just saved your ass.
18:25Everyone in this school may bow down to Noah Belfort, but not me.
18:31So tell me, why do you go from being a jerk to a hero, right back to being a jerk
18:36again?
18:37Maybe I want to be the only one who gets to bully you.
18:42So what, you're going to bully me into marrying you?
18:44Get this to your head.
18:47Whether you choose my brother or me, I'm never marrying you.
18:56Piper, what's wrong?
18:58Is Noah being an asshole to you again?
18:59I actually saved her from your two groupies, Megan and Cleo.
19:03Wait, for him?
19:06I'll go and talk to her.
19:07No, don't.
19:08It's over.
19:09I don't want trouble.
19:11The best thing you can do is show them that you're not afraid.
19:16Come with us to the senior party.
19:18She's not going to that stupid party.
19:20You don't speak for me.
19:24I'm in.
19:26I should walk away, let her pick Drew, and be done with this.
19:31If Piper goes, then I go.
19:35When I walk in the room, eyes on me.
19:39Camera action, say cheese.
19:42When I walk in the room, eyes on me.
19:46Take a seat, I'm going to kiss the knees.
19:50Hello, Al.
19:54I would have thought that rich kid parties are like caviar tastings on a yacht.
19:58They are.
20:00But when we want to have fun, it's not real parties.
20:03At her core, our routines just want to look out and get wasted.
20:08I have a funny news set, but these guys are sharks.
20:12They're fresh meat.
20:14So, I'm not taking my eyes off you.
20:16I don't need your protection.
20:18Yeah, dude.
20:19Shut up.
20:20I'll take care of you.
20:22Woo!
20:23How are my favorite brothers and their little stage fan clinger?
20:27We're not dealing with any drama, Cleo.
20:30No.
20:31No drama.
20:32I've been in a corner, actually.
20:34In fact, I came over here to apologize.
20:37Mine went into play games from the bottom.
20:45Drew, it's going to land on you.
20:47Woo!
20:54Oh, I don't kiss losers.
20:59So, you don't have to kiss them?
21:01No.
21:02You either kiss the person or you take a shot.
21:05Here, I'll show you.
21:09Why am I watching you so close?
21:12How do I care?
21:19Kiss me, Drew.
21:22Sorry.
21:25Sammy, if you're my future wife.
21:28Hi, bro.
21:28Here.
21:29Here, sir.
21:30We're going over.
21:33Ah, there's more point.
21:35And something changed my mind.
21:38I'm just going to skip my turn.
21:40You sit in the circle.
21:41You play.
21:42Those are the rules.
21:47I'm so in on me.
21:57You did that on purpose.
21:58I'm just going to skip.
22:05It landed on me.
22:07No.
22:09Landed on me.
22:11It's like dead center.
22:12Fuck, I've usually kissed them both.
22:26I have to choose one of the brothers to marry in eight weeks.
22:29But kissing them in front of everyone feels too scary.
22:32I can't choose.
22:33I can just leave.
22:35I don't know.
22:36I leave.
22:37She can do whatever she wants.
22:38She doesn't have to play.
22:40If she doesn't play, it's just a perv who wants to watch.
22:42Piper doesn't want to kiss Noah or Drew because she's a bad kisser.
22:46I can't be a bad kisser.
22:48I've never even kissed anyone.
22:56Piper, you've never been kissed.
22:59Not in the traditional way.
23:02Or really any other way.
23:03I'm sad.
23:05Nobody's ever wanted to kiss Piper.
23:10I can't let Piper have her first kiss in front of a party full of stuck-up assholes.
23:17I'm not doing it.
23:21Hey.
23:24I'll kiss you.
23:25Do you want to kiss me in front of all these people?
23:31Pretend it's just the two of us.
23:33Just pretend it's the two of you.
23:36Like his brother isn't watching.
23:47Fuck this.
23:49I'm out.
23:57Game over.
23:58Noah.
23:59Hey.
24:00Where are you going?
24:00I have to talk to him.
24:02Forget about him.
24:04He stood up for me.
24:05I owe it to him to make sure he's okay.
24:10Wow.
24:12That's never happened to me before.
24:19She's probably just nervous.
24:21I'll go talk to her.
24:22Give her some advice as one of the girls.
24:24Let's sit.
24:51No place where we can't go.
24:57This will be perfect for that fish-lip bitch.
25:07Hey, bestie.
25:12What do you want?
25:14Well, we saw you freak out over your kiss from Drew, so we wanted to help him.
25:18Why would I believe that?
25:20All you've done is bully me.
25:22We only bullied you because we were jealous of you.
25:25I mean, come on.
25:26Choosing between the two hottest guys and Niall Moro.
25:30Oh, yeah.
25:31Super jealous.
25:34But we aren't jealous anymore, so now we can be friends.
25:38We're not jealous anymore.
25:39Why?
25:40Well, after your kiss with Drew, I don't think he's ever going to speak to you again.
25:46He said it was the worst kiss of his life.
25:49Almost as sloppy and messy as kissing a dead fish.
25:52Kiss it, Piper.
25:54This is a much better fit for you.
25:57Kiss the fish.
25:59Kiss the fish.
26:00Kiss the fish.
26:02Kiss the fish.
26:04Kiss the fish.
26:05Kiss the fish.
26:07Kiss the fish.
26:09Kiss the fish.
26:12I'm not doing that.
26:15It looks like Piper can take care of herself.
26:18Maybe she doesn't need me watching her for her.
26:20Did you just slap me?
26:22Yes.
26:23I'm not putting up with this anymore.
26:26I'm going to make you regret that.
26:30Did your doctor check you for scabies before you moved here?
26:33I hope it's not contagious.
26:35Might want to get her checked for halitosis, too.
26:37I can smell her breath from here.
26:39I heard a rumor that poor people have to live off of raw onions in order to survive.
26:45And clearly, her breath is proof.
26:51I'm going to prove that you don't deserve to marry into the Belford family.
26:56I don't even want to marry a Belford.
26:58I'm only doing this because I have to.
27:01If there's anything I hate more than a scab, it's a liar.
27:04We all saw you drooling over them.
27:06So desperate for the attention.
27:08Stop.
27:09Just leave me alone.
27:10Desperate.
27:11Hang around like you will never fit in with us.
27:13Maybe we should help her stand out.
27:19Time to introduce you to our world tradition.
27:23The cake stand.
27:42Boys, keep her down.
27:43Let me go.
27:44Time for your first real kiss, Piper.
27:48Damn it.
27:54You okay?
27:56You saved me.
28:01It hurts.
28:03She's a beer-soaked nobody in a cheap dress.
28:10Yeah.
28:11Now she's wearing a $1,000 shirt.
28:13And you're the beer-soaked nobody.
28:19Piper, we're leaving.
28:24You can't just boss me around.
28:26That's a weird way to say thank you.
28:28I saved your ass to Piper.
28:31We're leaving.
28:31Noah.
28:32Hey!
28:33Where are you guys going?
28:34I'm taking Piper.
28:36She and I need to talk about that kiss.
28:39Yeah, we do.
28:40Did you really tell Cleo you hated kissing me?
28:42No.
28:44And if you need me to, I'll tell Cleo to fuck off, okay?
28:48Piper, I'll leave this.
28:49Hey.
28:50What?
28:51Choose who you want to leave the party with.
28:52Me or Noah.
28:57Piper, this is stupid.
28:59Let's leave.
29:00No.
29:02She didn't choose you.
29:03And she wouldn't.
29:04Considering you've been nothing but an asshole to her since we've met.
29:08She didn't choose you either, idiot.
29:10Stop fighting.
29:10I don't want to have to choose between you.
29:13You're going to have to choose eventually.
29:15I'll have to choose between the brothers soon.
29:18But I can't face Drew after kissing him.
29:22Noah, let's go.
29:25Let's go.
29:26Let's go.
29:27Let's go.
29:28Let's go.
29:29Let's go.
29:32Let's go.
29:33Let's go.
29:33Let's go.
29:34Let's go.
29:36Let's go.
29:42We need to talk.
29:45We can talk later.
29:46We're talking now.
29:50I can't keep saving your ass.
29:53You want to be part of that elite Alvaro group?
29:57You've got to learn how to deal with those mean friends.
29:59This isn't easy for me, Noah.
30:03One day I'm sitting studying for a pre-calc quiz, and the next time having to decide which
30:07one would have fell for brothers to marry.
30:09I mean, can you imagine?
30:11Can you put yourself in my shoes?
30:12Really?
30:12Really?
30:13You chose Drew already.
30:14I haven't chosen anyone.
30:16Really?
30:17You kissed him in front of half of the school.
30:20It was a dumb game.
30:23Why do you care so much?
30:27I get it.
30:29Did I embarrass the prestigious Noah Belfort?
30:32Did I embarrass you, Noah?
30:38This conversation's not over.
30:40Let me go.
30:40I can't let you go.
30:41Not even if I wanted to.
30:44You want to know why I care, Piper?
30:49I care because I'm jealous.
30:54Why would you be jealous?
30:57I can't admit to wanting her.
31:00Not when she might choose my brother over me.
31:02You're not going to tell.
31:03No.
31:10This conversation's not over.
31:12It isn't until you tell me why you stormed off from the party.
31:16Fine.
31:17I'm jealous, Piper.
31:20Drew got to kiss you and I didn't.
31:23But you hate me.
31:25I never said I hate you.
31:27You said you'd never marry me.
31:29My mother plopped you into our lives.
31:31Making my brother and I have to choose.
31:34It's a fucking weird situation.
31:40When Drew kissed you,
31:43was it part of the game or was it real?
31:46I don't owe you an explanation.
31:48Yeah, you do.
31:49After I shaved your ass tonight.
31:55It was just a game.
31:57Okay.
31:59Drew saw everyone was watching
32:00and he offered to kiss me.
32:01He was being nice, unlike you.
32:05Nice is easy.
32:08Yeah.
32:09Well, I like nice.
32:11Then why are you here with me right now?
32:14You said you'd never marry me.
32:17I will never marry you.
32:19Then what do you want?
32:23I want to give you
32:25your first girl kiss.
32:31Drew was my first kiss.
32:32You said that was part of the game.
32:35It wasn't real.
32:36Maybe it was both.
32:39You shouldn't have your first real kiss
32:42in front of drunken idiots at the party.
32:46When he kissed you,
32:48did it feel like you two
32:50were the only people in the world?
32:52Or did you feel everyone's eyes
32:54at the party watching you?
33:02Your first kiss
33:03should feel like a fever.
33:08Your skin's hot.
33:10Your palms are sweaty.
33:14When Drew kissed you,
33:16did it feel like that?
33:20I remember
33:21a first real kiss
33:25starting with the lips
33:28down in your stomach
33:33to your feet.
33:35When he kissed you,
33:37did it feel like that?
33:40Yeah, I remember so fast.
33:41I don't know.
33:42I want to show you
33:44your first real kiss.
33:46Can I?
34:08That's how your first kiss
34:10will feel.
34:12Hey, guys.
34:14Drew,
34:16what are you doing?
34:18Just
34:20checking to see
34:21if you got home
34:22all right,
34:22but
34:24looks like my brother
34:25already took care of that.
34:27I kissed
34:27both brothers
34:28on the same night.
34:30Even if I have to choose
34:31one to marry,
34:32this is too weird.
34:35I think I'm going to go to bed,
34:36guys.
34:37Just going to...
34:40What the hell was that?
34:42I'm talking
34:43to Piper.
34:45You mean you had to kiss her
34:46after I kissed her
34:47at the party?
34:48Drew,
34:49we're brothers.
34:50I don't want
34:51God blood between us.
34:55I'm not letting Piper go
34:56without a fight.
34:58She's not
34:59a prize.
35:01She's a person.
35:03She can make
35:04her own decision.
35:07I'm not letting Piper go.
35:09Keep telling
35:10yourself that.
35:12He's at the end of this.
35:15We both know
35:20how it...
35:25Hey!
35:26Good morning!
35:27I saved your seat.
35:28Come here.
35:28Sit down.
35:30Drew,
35:30don't act so pathetic.
35:32Piper,
35:32sit here.
35:35I think I'm
35:36just going to
35:36skip breakfast today,
35:37if that's okay.
35:39You'll do no such thing.
35:40Today is a big day.
35:43It is the annual
35:44Isleboro White Gala.
35:46And you
35:47are our guest of honor.
35:50You'll have
35:51a great time.
35:52Anybody who's
35:53anybody
35:53is going to be there.
35:54What they're not telling you
35:55is tonight's about
35:56showing you off.
35:57The future wife
35:58of the Belford Brothers.
36:10Look, darling.
36:12Everyone
36:13is so intrigued.
36:16They all want to know
36:18what boy
36:18they'll choose.
36:20Mom,
36:22this isn't a contest.
36:24Yeah,
36:24you're right.
36:25She's obviously
36:26going to pick me.
36:28It certainly
36:29is a lot of attention.
36:36You know what?
36:36Drew are as different
36:37as night and day.
36:39But they have
36:39one thing in common.
36:41Both of them
36:42want me.
36:50Hi, Per.
36:52Can I offer you
36:53a thigh?
36:55I'm not really hungry.
36:59So,
37:01you've been seeing
37:02both my boys
37:03and
37:04I want to know
37:04who you like better.
37:06She's obviously
37:06going to choose me.
37:08Noah's a total dick
37:09to her
37:10and
37:11she and I
37:11have more fun.
37:13Don't you?
37:14Yeah,
37:15you do.
37:16It's easy with you.
37:17Fuck easy.
37:18Easy doesn't make
37:19your palms sweat.
37:20Your heart race.
37:21Easy's boring.
37:24Don't I make
37:24your palms sweat, Noah?
37:27You tell me.
37:29Hi, Frank.
37:30You okay?
37:31Yeah, I know.
37:32I think it's just
37:33a little bit hot.
37:34I'm going to get
37:35some air.
37:36Hi, Per Phillips.
37:39I'm not letting
37:40you leave this table
37:41until you answer
37:41my question.
37:43Noah
37:45or Drew.
37:54You don't have
37:55to choose.
37:56I know it's me.
37:57Mom, don't put her
37:58on the spot.
38:00I know she's
38:00going to pick me.
38:01It's always a competition
38:02with you.
38:03That's what losers
38:04say.
38:04She's never going
38:05to pick you, Drew.
38:06She doesn't even
38:06like you, Bella.
38:08Stop bickering.
38:10I'm going to hear
38:11from Piper.
38:13Now.
38:18I choose
38:20to pee.
38:22Excuse me?
38:23Sorry, if I don't pee,
38:24I'm literally going to explode.
38:25Sorry, Margaret.
38:30How can I choose
38:31a brother
38:32when they both
38:33make me so hot?
38:40I am going to make you
38:41regret that,
38:42you social climbing skank!
38:49I don't want any trouble.
38:52It's sad enough
38:53that the Belfords
38:54invited you
38:54into their home,
38:55but the white gala
38:56is the most important
38:58event in all
38:58of Iowa.
39:00You don't belong here.
39:05Actually,
39:06she's the guest
39:07of honor.
39:09Piper
39:10is a Belford,
39:11The richest family
39:12in all of Iowa.
39:14So treat her
39:15like royalty
39:16and wipe that lid
39:17stick off your face.
39:20Stop!
39:25What happened
39:26to your face?
39:27Shut up.
39:28I need your help
39:29with something.
39:30I'm going to wear
39:31that transplant bitch
39:32once.
39:33and for all
39:33you're willing.
39:34Shh!
39:36Piper,
39:37are you ready
39:37for your introduction
39:38as our guest
39:39of honor?
39:41That's sweet.
39:42Is that necessary?
39:44Of course.
39:45You are the talk
39:46of the town.
39:48You'll take
39:48the main seat
39:49so everyone
39:50can welcome you.
39:52I'll show her
39:53to her seat,
39:53Mrs. Belford.
39:54You should relax.
39:55I'll take great
39:56care of our guest
39:57of honor.
39:59At the end
39:59of the night,
40:00I'll make sure
40:01you are no longer
40:02welcomed by the
40:02Belford's
40:03for anyone else.
40:27Yikes!
40:28Looks like someone
40:29has IBS.
40:30That wasn't me.
40:31Oh,
40:32don't lie,
40:33Piper.
40:33all animals
40:34fart.
40:35She smells like
40:35a wet dog
40:36on garbage day.
40:41That was,
40:42that was me,
40:42guys.
40:43There's no need
40:43to try to cover
40:44for her,
40:44Drew.
40:44Everyone heard.
40:45It was the chair.
40:47I'll show you.
40:47I'll show you.
40:50I'll show you.
40:50Uh-oh.
40:51Looks like Bloody Mary
40:52got her period,
40:53too.
40:54Don't go back with me.
41:04That's not my period.
41:05I don't know what happened.
41:06What happened
41:07is you're a poor loser.
41:08You're so pathetic
41:09you can't even afford
41:10tampons,
41:10apparently.
41:19You did this.
41:21Can you prove it?
41:30Hmm.
41:32Looks like
41:33not even your future
41:34husbands believe you,
41:35Shark Week.
41:40Hmm.
41:40Hmm.
41:48The only way
41:49that I'm letting you go
41:51is if you leave
41:52Isle of Wuro
41:53for good.
41:54The only one
41:55who's leaving
41:55is you,
41:56Cleo.
41:58You want to explain that?
42:13I don't know what that is.
42:16Maybe Piper
42:17soiled herself with it
42:18for attention.
42:20Bullshit.
42:24Hi.
42:25Hi.
42:30I got you.
42:42This is your last
42:44Alvaro White Gala?
42:45Get the fuck out.
42:50I can't do this.
42:53Piper.
42:54No,
42:55I'm going after her.
42:56You're really
42:57going to fight me
42:57on this, too?
42:59No.
43:04Just being near
43:05the brothers
43:05makes me a target here.
43:07How am I supposed
43:08to marry one of them?
43:19What are you doing here?
43:27What are you doing here?
43:34We're not leaving.
43:35I'm not going
43:36back out there.
43:37Do you want to know
43:37the difference
43:38between you
43:39and those other girls?
43:40They act
43:41like they belong.
43:43Piper,
43:44this is our world.
43:46You've got to be
43:47stronger than that.
43:48Like,
43:48you even want me there.
43:49You think I want
43:50to be in a bathroom
43:51right now?
43:52No.
43:53We're here for you,
43:54Piper.
43:58I wish I didn't have
43:59to choose one of you.
44:02You both make me
44:03feel so protective.
44:08What if you didn't
44:09have to choose?
44:16What if you didn't
44:17have to choose?
44:19I can't have you both.
44:22Go ahead.
44:25Kiss him.
44:30Watching my brother
44:31touch Piper
44:32makes me want to scream.
44:35We're leaving.
44:48Thanks for helping me
44:49tonight.
44:50Both of you.
44:59What happened
45:00tonight?
45:00Can't happen again.
45:02What happened
45:02tonight?
45:04She's fine.
45:05She doesn't
45:06belong here.
45:08You saw her at that
45:09party.
45:09She's in over her
45:10hold.
45:23Do I look like I'm
45:24alone now?
45:26Eat shit, Noah.
45:28Get out of my room.
45:33Get out.
45:34I'm not going
45:34anywhere until we
45:35talk.
45:37Get out.
45:39What's the deal
45:40with this whole
45:40ice queen act?
45:41It's not an act.
45:42Really?
45:43Because the other
45:44night when you
45:44kissed me, you
45:45weren't this icy.
45:46Yeah, that was
45:47until I heard what
45:47you said about me
45:48to true.
45:48What I said
45:49about you to
45:50true?
45:51Just now?
45:52In the driveway.
45:53You told you I
45:53didn't belong.
45:55You know what,
45:56Piper?
45:56You're right.
45:59You don't belong.
46:03I want you
46:04gone.
46:09I want you
46:10gone!
46:15You don't want
46:16to be forced
46:16into marriage.
46:17Neither do I.
46:19Maybe in another
46:20world I could be
46:21with you.
46:21No competition.
46:23No timeline.
46:24No bullshit.
46:26Just us.
46:27You're such a liar.
46:28You think I'm
46:29lying or you
46:30wish I was?
46:31The truth is,
46:32I haven't stopped
46:33thinking about you
46:34since the moment
46:35you walked into
46:35it with.
46:39Even as hard
46:40as I try to fight
46:41it, I still
46:41want you.
46:45Your words
46:45mean nothing
46:46to me.
46:46Then I won't
46:47tell you with
46:47words.
47:00feel me,
47:01biker.
47:03Is that
47:03enough proof?
47:09That's proof
47:10I want you
47:12even when
47:13I try not to.
47:20I can't do this.
47:22What are you
47:22afraid of,
47:23Piper?
47:23I'm not afraid.
47:25I'm confused.
47:28You hate me.
47:29I've never
47:30hated you.
47:33You're strong.
47:36Brazilian.
47:38You're so
47:39fucking
47:40bird.
47:43Tell me you
47:44believe me.
47:48I believe
47:48you.
47:50I like
47:51you,
47:51Piper.
47:53And I don't
47:54like anyone,
47:54but I like
47:55you.
47:57I've never
47:58done this
47:59before.
47:59It's okay.
48:01I'll show you.
48:17Piper.
48:20What the?
48:21You have
48:22to get out
48:22of here.
48:22Tell me,
48:23get out.
48:23You'll see
48:23me leaving.
48:24Then hurry.
48:25I don't know.
48:26I can't
48:27between you
48:27two.
48:28Not yet.
48:29Please.
48:29Piper.
48:30I'm coming
48:30in.
48:31What?
48:32Piper.
48:33Move
48:33fast.
48:34Keep
48:34quiet or I
48:35will permanently
48:35break your
48:36bone.
48:37Drew.
48:39Hey,
48:39what are you
48:39doing here?
48:40I made you
48:41a midnight
48:42snack.
48:43Oh,
48:43because you
48:43didn't have
48:44to do
48:44that.
48:44You're
48:45a Balfour
48:45now,
48:46which means
48:46you get
48:47the royal
48:47treatment.
48:50That looks
48:51really good.
48:52Okay,
48:53thank you.
48:55I said
48:55the royal
48:55treatment.
48:58Let me
48:58feed you.
49:09I knew
49:09you had
49:10to be
49:10spoiled.
49:11You really
49:12know how
49:12to make
49:12a girl
49:13feel special.
49:14No one
49:15doesn't know
49:15you like
49:15I do.
49:17Hey,
49:19relax.
49:23It's nice
49:24being here
49:25alone with
49:26you.
49:27Yeah,
49:28yes.
49:30Alone.
49:31Just the two
49:32of us.
49:41tell me
49:42tell me
49:42how it tastes
49:48sweet.
49:48sweet.
49:50Uh,
49:51sticky.
49:53You can do
49:54better than
49:54that.
49:54I don't
49:55think I can
49:57describe it.
50:01I guess I'll
50:02taste it for
50:05myself.
50:11What are you
50:11doing here?
50:12I can say the
50:13same to fucking
50:13you.
50:14I was bringing
50:15Piper a snack.
50:16Have you been
50:17here the whole
50:17time?
50:18Yeah,
50:18I heard
50:18everything.
50:20you're a
50:21fucking
50:21chump.
50:22Don't
50:22fucking
50:22touch me.
50:24One will
50:24be my
50:24future
50:25husband and
50:26one my
50:26future
50:26brother-in-law.
50:27They can't
50:28fight like
50:29this.
50:29Boys,
50:30stop.
50:32Piper,
50:32I'll forgive
50:33you for hiding
50:33Noah.
50:34If you tell
50:35him to leave.
50:36Forgive me.
50:37I never asked
50:38for your
50:38forgiveness.
50:38this.
50:40This is
50:40unbelievable.
50:41Every
50:41time I
50:42think you've
50:42come to
50:43your senses
50:43and chosen
50:44me,
50:44it's like
50:45you're
50:46obsessed with
50:47Noah.
50:47I haven't
50:48chosen either
50:49of you.
50:49If you
50:50had to
50:50choose right
50:51now,
50:52who would
50:52it be?
50:53Dude,
50:53stop.
50:53This isn't
50:54fair.
50:54Noah or
50:56me?
51:00I like
51:01you both
51:02for two
51:02totally
51:02different
51:03reasons.
51:05She
51:06doesn't
51:06have to
51:06choose.
51:07Shut
51:08up.
51:09Fuck
51:10face.
51:11Let her
51:11decide.
51:12Idea.
51:13Idea.
51:16Tomorrow,
51:19I will
51:20go on a
51:21date with
51:22each of
51:23you.
51:24I can
51:25figure out
51:25who I have
51:26the better
51:26connection
51:26with.
51:28Deal?
51:30Deal.
51:34Deal.
51:38Deal.
51:42That she goes
51:49That she goes
51:53Give me all your pain, all your pleasure
52:00You forever ain't too close
52:05Am I interrupting?
52:08I thought we were having another date
52:10This is our date
52:11What is it?
52:14I wanted to teach you how to play
52:19Okay
52:24Hey, you're a natural
52:26You're a good teacher
52:30What is this song?
52:32The song I wrote for you
52:35I've never let my guard down like this
52:37And shared my music
52:39But what if she doesn't feel the same?
52:42I told you you're not going on the day
52:44I told myself
52:46What?
52:48That wasn't part of the deal
52:51What are you going to do?
52:53Romantically polish his trophies
52:57Don't insult me
52:58Or your brother
52:59Don't lie to yourself
53:02This day is over
53:03I'm later
53:04Piper
53:07Noah Belfort
53:08How could you?
53:14Get away from me
53:16What happened?
53:17One moment we're fine
53:18The other we're not
53:19Don't touch me
53:21You ruined my sweater
53:25So?
53:26I could buy you another
53:29You might act sensitive
53:31But you rich assholes
53:33Are all the same
53:34My mom knitted this for me
53:36Before she died
53:36There's not another like it in the world
53:41Piper
53:42Your money might buy you
53:44Whatever you want
53:45But I'm not yours to own
53:47Noah
53:50Piper
53:52I have to fix this
54:00Okay
54:02Just looking for you
54:04You ready for our date?
54:09Yeah
54:11Actually
54:12Here's this one
54:12Love
54:14I actually think you have a good time
54:16Poster making
54:17For the big lacrosse
54:20Take it
54:20Take it