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00:00Hey, let's go!
00:06Well, here we go.
00:26Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Pat McAfee!
00:32Pat McAfee, who ran over the WWE with a steamroller a week ago.
00:39Sheep-shotted Cody Rhodes.
00:41Mike burned a promo as Randy Orton pummeled the Undisputed Champs.
00:46Saying the business Cody was leading is garbage, slamming the entire locker room.
00:51The TV product, it continued all week on social media, every platform he has.
00:56And Wade, it has provoked the ire of seemingly everyone backstage and beyond and through this arena.
01:04You're not lying, Joe, but the fascinating factoid that's come out today is apparently Pat McAfee is protected by some
01:11invisible suit of armor from the powers that be.
01:15Nobody in the entire company can touch the music, Chuck!
01:28San Jose, what a shithole!
01:32San Jose, what a shithole!
01:33San Jose, what a shithole!
01:48San Jose, what a shithole!
01:52San Jose, what a shithole!
01:54San Jose, what a shithole!
01:59San Jose, what a shithole!
02:00San Jose, what a shithole!
02:03San Jose, what a shithole!
02:04San Jose, what a shithole!
02:04San Jose, what a shithole!
02:05San Jose, what a shithole!
02:07San Jose, what a shithole!
02:08San Jose, what a shithole!
02:14San Jose, what a shithole!
02:17for these spineless bums like C.M. Punk.
02:44Did you like what he had to say on Monday when he called me Pat McAfee?
02:55See, for me, an adult with a brain, it's hard to take serious because as C.M. Punk was talking
03:04the other night about a lot of people that are a lot more important, a lot more famous, and a
03:11lot more in shape than he is,
03:13it was hard for me to get past the fact that he was wearing a WWE officially licensed C.M.
03:23Punk jacket.
03:24Underneath that was a WWE officially licensed T-shirt from wweshop.com.
03:31He's got 283 things for sale to all of you.
03:38And I wonder to myself, when that TKO merch check comes through, which account does it go to?
03:47Does it go to the needy wrestling families who can't afford WrestleMania tickets?
03:53Or, or, just a simple question, and I have a sneaky suspicion that money from the TKO merch account goes
04:06right into the bank account titled,
04:09I'm sorry, Saudi Arabia.
04:18He's a fraud.
04:19He's a fraud.
04:22Like a politician.
04:25All talk, no action.
04:29A man who has the opportunity to change things, but he gets into a room, and he sits down, gets
04:37on his stomach,
04:38and he rolls over like the little bitch that he is.
04:55Me, I am a man of action.
04:58I am an agent of change.
05:00Everything that he says he is, I actually am.
05:05And when he mentioned that the ticket prices were too high, especially when Sloppy Fat, Bag of Bones, CM Punk
05:15is one of the main eventers,
05:17I couldn't help but agree with him.
05:20If it wasn't for Randy Orton, why would anybody want to spend their money to watch WrestleMania?
05:33So I decided to be your hero, you scumbags.
05:42Hey, fatso, shut your mouth, or I'll come smack the left side of your face into the right side of
05:48your face.
05:56Even though none of you disgusting bums deserve it, I decided to help you out.
06:05I called Ram Trucks, the official sponsor of WrestleMania, and said, hey, Ram Trucks, do you want to help wrestling
06:16fans and sports entertainment fans get to WrestleMania?
06:21They said, absolutely.
06:22So I asked them, why don't you pick up 25% of the bill for anybody that buys a WrestleMania
06:29Saturday night ticket from this moment until the end of Monday Night Raw?
06:34They said, no problem.
06:3625% off all tickets to WrestleMania Saturday night from now until Monday Night Raw.
06:46You can thank me, San Jose.
07:1725% off to see a once-in-a-century match.
07:22And tonight in all of sports, Randy Orton is going to save this business while winning his 15th world title.
07:39Have you guys ever won a Stanley Cup here in San Jose?
07:47Holy shit.
07:50Never?
07:52Oh, wow.
07:55Ass.
07:55Like the rest of this city, Randy will be a 15-time world champion in Las Vegas after he absolutely
08:09demoralizes
08:11and pummels and pummels, the puppet, who is the current champion of...
08:19Best thing that's been a big one.
08:22The Royal Family.
08:38Dreaded the theme song in Las Vegas after he actually 된 competencies,
08:44but he's worth the moment.
08:49P внимание for the Draghting Nominee.
08:52Bye-bye.
08:52I'd love to sic-
09:11The undisputed champ has arrived.
09:14Well, I think a hell of a lot of people have heard enough from Pat McAfee already tonight.
09:20But one man is apparently going to do something about it.
09:25And that man is the man that Pat McAfee low blowed last week before issuing a scathing review of his
09:33performance as WWE champ.
09:36A scathing review that many would say was incredibly unfair.
09:41Well, let's not forget Pat McAfee is apparently protected right now.
09:46And no one in the company, and that would include in theory Cody Rhodes, can lay a finger on him.
10:01No!
10:10What's that, Cody?
10:15Hey, hey, hey.
10:42I'm going to go out on a limb here and just say, I don't think you belong here.
10:50I know, and listen, listen, and I know I can't touch you, but why don't we get you a Fanatics
11:00replica title?
11:01They look just like the real thing.
11:04We'll go back.
11:05You can go there.
11:06You can pick any WWE superstar you want.
11:09You can do their entrance.
11:11Fatim in the truck will give you a pyro.
11:13You can live out your superstar experience, and then you can go back to whoever sent you here, whoever interjected
11:22you here, and you can tell them, thank you, Daddy.
11:32There's this crazy old term in pro wrestling where somebody says, oh, he's a play wrestler, and I don't think
11:38I knew what that meant.
11:40I didn't know what it meant until last week when I was gasping for air underneath a 280-pound Randy
11:47Orton choking me with a steel chair,
11:50and you're standing here, and you're doing catchphrases, and you're talking about the Attitude Era.
11:56Hey, bud, that was 30 years ago.
12:01Randy Orton debuted in 2002.
12:05He watched the Attitude Era in high school.
12:08So I don't expect you to know what play wrestler means.
12:11I also don't expect you to know this.
12:13There's an old wrestling promoter who was very good at his job.
12:16His name was Paul Bosch.
12:18And you used to go on your show this past week.
12:21You talked about the fans, the IWC.
12:26You said the word marks, all the buzzwords.
12:31You talked about making the business great again.
12:34Right?
12:35Right?
12:36You know what he used to say to people who called people marks?
12:40He'd say they're not marks, they're customers.
12:45And when you grow up and everything you have is because of said customers,
12:52when it's your family's life work,
12:55when you are a multi-generational wrestler,
12:58happy as can be to be in this spot that I am in,
13:02they're not even customers.
13:04Every single one of them,
13:06whether it's the collector at the airport with 70 pops and dirt under his fingernails,
13:11whether it's this cool kid right there in that jacket,
13:15whether it's this group over here,
13:18that father,
13:20they're not customers to me.
13:22They are family.
13:30And Pat, you have a gift.
13:32And it's not that kick, and that's a gift too.
13:35You have a gift.
13:37For the centuries that pro wrestling has been around,
13:42they have never agreed on anything except what I'm about to tell you.
13:49For the first time ever,
13:52the entire fandom of what we do agrees on the fact that at WrestleMania,
13:58they want to see Randy Orton.
14:03And they do not want to see Pat McAfee.
14:17Go home, Pat.
14:29Message delivered.
14:37I am home, you dipshits.
14:41I was born to be in this business.
14:45You were born into this business.
14:49Silver Spoon,
14:51Gorilla's Golden Boy.
14:55And all I see is the fakest dude on earth.
15:02Spray can,
15:04dyed hair,
15:05fake teeth,
15:07lispy lips,
15:08and a $10,000 suit
15:11that you think makes you look good
15:13because Ric Flair said
15:15it's the right thing to do.
15:17You're a cosplay champion and one that I am going to rid the WWE universe
15:26alongside with Randy Orton.
15:31And Cody,
15:34I have a message for you
15:36and your inbred family here.
15:44If Randy Orton
15:46doesn't walk out of WrestleMania
15:48as a 15-time world champion,
15:54you will never see or hear from me in this business ever again.
16:11Go home, Pat.
16:13Go home, Pat.
16:15Go home, Pat.
16:16Go home, Pat.
16:23Hey, Pat, why don't, uh, why don't you take your shades off, bud?
16:30Yeah.
16:31Or wait, are you too high to remember that you were standing on that table for the last three years,
16:41yeeting your brain out?
16:42Oh, God, you must really hate this place, Pat.
16:46And what was it you said?
16:47Oh, you're tired?
16:49Oh, Pat's tired?
16:51You want to take a nap, Pat?
16:52You want to take a nap?
16:53Good.
16:54Let's get Gunther out here to put your ass to sleep once and for all.
17:12Where you going, Cody?
17:13Hey, Cody, you've always been an elite runaway artist, huh, Stardust?
17:19Where you going, Cody?
17:21You going to suck Triple H's ass?
17:24So you get a little bit more of an opportunity?
17:27Politic a little bit, you politician bum?
17:32Get nice and deep and pull the vet's cheeks.
17:38Come on, Cody.
17:40Come back and dance a little bit for the stupid kid over here.
17:46Yeah, come on, Cody.
17:47Come on, Cody.
17:49Cody.
17:49Come on, Cody.
17:51Cody.
17:52Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
17:54Cody, Cody, Cody.
17:56Hey, hey, hey, hey.
17:56Do I got your attention?
17:58Okay, good, good, good.
17:59I think maybe, just maybe, you're forgetting something, huh?
18:07Look what we got here.
18:09I think that you need to come get your boy.
18:15No, wait, no, wait, no.
18:16Hold that thought.
18:16On second thought, Cody, I'm going to bring your boy directly to you.
18:26Oh, this is Jelly Roll.
18:28Jelly Roll.
18:28Your little friend got his ass beat.
18:32That's all getting dragged.
18:37Jelly Roll being dragged down.
18:38He's writhing in pain.
18:39Hello, Cody.
18:41Big fan right in the orange.
18:57He's been told he can't touch Pat McAfee.
19:01Obviously a rage is Cody.
19:03He runs a ball.
19:03Oh!
19:05The Viper strikes with a blow right to the back of the head and then an uppercut to Rhodes.
19:10Oh, he baited the trap and then sprung it right on Cody.
19:14Eight days away from meeting up for the championship at WrestleMania.
19:18Jelly Roll just used his bait here and now Randy gets free range to completely annihilate Cody Rhodes here once
19:28again.
19:28Just as he was doing the right thing.
19:31And now Jelly Roll back up on his feet as McAfee took a shot at Cody Rhodes.
19:36Jelly Roll can barely stand here.
19:38Jelly, stay out of this.
19:40Trying to do the right thing.
19:42He was clearly pummeled and attacked.
19:48Oh!
19:53And Randy comes in with a big blow on Jelly again.
19:56I mean, that was a Jelly Roll.
19:57He could barely stand up.
20:02Now much like what we can go, oh, trying to go for the big punch on Cody and look at
20:08Rhodes fight back.
20:09Well, you know, Cody's going to keep fighting unless there's no breath left in his lungs.
20:16Finally, something going back the other way of Randy Orton, who fully deserves this punishment now.
20:22Oh, and McAfee.
20:26A cheap shot from behind.
20:28Well, McAfee's just a damn hyena.
20:31Oh, dripping DDT as well.
20:34Eight days away from meeting up for the Undisputed Championship.
20:38And Cody was baited in.
20:43And that prized possession, the most prized possession in the industry in the hands of Pat McAfee, turning it over
20:51to Randy Orton.
21:01And Randy Orton, once again, is this going to be the site at WrestleMania?
21:22As the Cascade of Boos rang down in San Jose.
21:31One last stomp.
21:43Is that your voice?
21:45Oh, my God.
21:47That's embarrassing.
21:58He has no business being out here.
22:00He got what he deserves.
22:01He's a nice guy.
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