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00:00F.Y.R. F.Y.R.
00:04F.Y.R.
00:07Very good! Good!
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00:14206!
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00:21Come on! Come on!
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01:16Salmangiri me kuchh na rakha ya kuchh na melega usse.
01:19Hey, madam, soch ji na, agar me kalka Salman Khan ban gaya,
01:22to humari chawki ka kitna naam roshan oga.
01:24But hapka bhi, madam.
01:26Yes.
01:26Look, I get a go, oh, jariya chandram ki chautala,
01:29jiske rapte khaha khaha gulgulay Salman Khan ban gaya.
01:33Yeah, this is a good idea, ya.
01:35I told you.
01:36What bad idea.
01:38And tu, hain, gurape ki kaapti laati.
01:43Egypt ki last mummy.
01:44Hey, tu iska personal trainer rohra hai.
01:47Not at all, carry on.
01:50Ah, abe, hindi to phuutna rihay moose barabar.
01:54Hey, angreji me bilkul prakhand pandit o raha hai.
01:57Oh.
01:57Salih, angreji chunenge to avara brid se kud marenge.
02:00Kaam pe lagou, ya, dharmindarao Salmano.
02:05Hey, it's okay.
02:06Chala to jana raha hai kaapti hdiyon mein.
02:09Juh hai, moho mein naat nahi hai, peedh me aat nahi hai.
02:12Prata hai nini chala.
02:14Aayye, aayye.
02:18Hey, hey.
02:23Hey, hey.
02:38Hey, hey.
02:41I'm going to give up to my husband.
02:42Chachi Ji has said that.
02:44What are you saying, Uncle?
02:46I'll die if I say uncle.
02:49Uncle will be your uncle.
02:52Yes, Uncle don't say that.
02:54He's just born.
02:56He's a child.
02:58Put your mouth in your mouth.
03:01He's been born.
03:04Born?
03:05Not born, madam.
03:06Meida.
03:07Oh, you're a very confused calendar type of man.
03:09What do you mean, man?
03:10You're talking about the name of the woman.
03:12You're talking about the name of the woman.
03:14Look, what the other thing is,
03:16is her head of the woman's head.
03:19I mean, the woman's head.
03:25My name is the woman's head.
03:26No, one.
03:28Madam, one person is who I am very confused.
03:32The name of the woman.
03:33Let's talk about the matter.
03:35The matter is something about the enigma.
03:37Puzzling.
03:38In the matter, my name is Moussam Manchandaj Dhanijamaakke.
03:43My girlfriend's name is Mayda.
03:47So, Mayda has made muthi's muthi,
03:50or has made gujiyas in the samosa taldum?
03:54Mayda's name is Mayda.
04:01Mayda, you listen to me, madam.
04:04Mayda is my girlfriend.
04:06She is a little confused type of girl.
04:09So, a girl has called her a day and said,
04:12Mayda, the muthi's muthi's muthi.
04:17So?
04:18So, the muthi's muthi's name is my name.
04:20So, what do you understand that muthi's muthi?
04:23I am a muthi's muthi.
04:25So, what do we do?
04:27We call Mayda and say,
04:28Hello Mayda, Suji this side.
04:31And your muthi's muthi's muthi's muthi's muthi.
04:36You are a young man.
04:38No, madam.
04:39I want to call Mayda and understand that you don't call me.
04:45But if you do, don't do it.
04:47But if you do it, don't do it.
04:49But that girl must know.
04:52Okay?
04:55Mayda the best friend.
04:56Yes sir.
04:57Yes sir.
04:58Mayda's your brother.
04:59And some other sir, some other judge for my sir.
05:03Mayda.
05:05Mayda.
05:05Mayda.
05:08Mayda.
05:11Mayda's whole bit brain is happening.
05:14Mayda.
05:15Come here, come here.
05:22Madam, let's go.
05:27Oh!
05:29That's what...
05:31...meida.
05:32Yes!
05:33Oh!
05:34Oh!
05:34Oh!
05:43Carry on!
05:45Oh, my darling.
05:47Madam, Shaloko,
05:49Namaskar.
05:51Adab?
05:53Ha!
05:53Sorry.
05:54Confused.
05:55See nahin?
05:57He.
05:59Madam, you too.
06:02You're all saying.
06:03How do you say, he?
06:05How do you say, he?
06:05He is she.
06:07Oh!
06:08I say, he is a whole, he and he.
06:11I say, he is a whole, he.
06:13computer or of course of course how I am I that which one in the night
06:21I am sorry I am sorry I don't see you
06:31are a big one you know John for a black Alaka phone releases
06:41Sorry
06:43Confusion
06:44Confusion
06:45I need the electric shock
06:49Tell me
06:51Just speak
06:51If you call this
06:55This one is my boyfriend
06:56That is
06:57And this is my boyfriend's name
06:59So you feel like that
07:00Your boyfriend's right
07:02Yes, that is
07:04That means
07:05I'm thinking
07:05I feel
07:06I mean, I know, sorry, confused me.
07:11No!
07:14Maa, jalao confusion ki tube light.
07:16Maaam, ab tu ho gai hai hai.
07:18Okay, bye.
07:22Oh, Salman.
07:25Beira, agar 2 second ke anndar anndar thare di maag me maara koi idea naa yaa,
07:28to 30 second me chotha kar dungi, pher posta rahi yo na ak apni.
07:31Aarai maanam, aarai, maanam, aarai, meri dimaag me aapka eek bhaudhi wanted davang hojao ke dung idea aarai.
07:39Toh munni ko badnaam karu vahe pehle?
07:42He, pher dheega idea?
07:44Maanam, narah, koni me to aie hai.
07:47Maanam, sunhiye.
07:49Maanam, idea kuch aisa hai ke agar ye mausam apna naam badal ke kuch aur rakh le,
07:54toh pher o laaga iski item ko.
07:57Maanam, maanam, iski chawi ko.
07:59Maanam, mera matlab hai iski girl friend ko konfuse nahi kar paye ga na.
08:05Lekin maan apna naam kya rakhou daji jamaa ke?
08:08Maan daaf da hai.
08:12Tu rakh pindda shera.
08:15Ups.
08:15Pindda sharaara.
08:18Sarara.
08:20Panjabi filmo ke naam na rakhna hai yaa.
08:23Insaani naam rakhna hai.
08:25Naam.
08:36Naam.
08:37Carry on.
08:37Toh.
08:38Book stall pe book milti hai.
08:39Ups.
08:40Ups.
08:40Rande.
08:41Koi baat man.
08:42It's a tough job for you.
08:44Rande.
08:44Please.
08:45Koi javarat nae hai.
08:45Oh, oh, oh.
08:46Tu rakhle joo dil mein aaya wo naam rakhli.
08:50Dil.
08:51Maanam, yeh dil bada romantik sa naam hai.
08:54Yeh mujhe pasan de dahi jamaake.
08:56Problem solved saab ko.
08:58Ja ke joh hai, bata den, announce kar wade ki thara naam dil hai.
09:01Tehne ishi naam se pokare.
09:02Ishi naam pe you will respond.
09:04Oh.
09:05Thank you very much madam.
09:07Dahi jamaake.
09:08Dahi.
09:08Dahi.
09:08Thant ke mein aap mattha bana dungi.
09:10Baratan tord dungi dahi ka mein.
09:12Nikla wana se dubala na ana chauki mei.
09:14Ok, ok.
09:15Maasam, kya naam e tumwara?
09:16Dil.
09:16Me yaad rakhungi.
09:17Dil.
09:18Dil.
09:18Yani ki heart.
09:19Huh?
09:20Suno.
09:20Suno.
09:20My heart is beating right now.
09:28Luchu.
09:28Dahi.
09:39What is this?
09:40Kenam Umar ho gai ap kenam bolu?
10:06Oh
10:17Hello, yes
10:29Oh, sorry. This is not police station. This is a Jumbo Circus.
10:42This is not police station. It is Jumbo Circus.
10:48But who is the circus?
10:52Come on.
10:54It's a kangaroo.
10:59It's not.
11:05It's not a relief sign of relief.
11:08It's going to be a big smile.
11:10It's smiling face.
11:11Let's go.
11:28What are you saying?
11:30What are you saying?
11:32No!
11:33Talk to me, Hamin.
11:34The Mawasam Manchanda is again coming.
11:36Okay, bye.
11:40Madam, Madam, Madam.
11:43Oh, you're again?
11:44You have no work, right?
11:46You have no work.
11:48That girl who has to call me and call me and call me.
11:51She's not a person.
11:52She's not a person.
11:53And she's not a person.
11:54She's not a person.
11:56She's not a person.
11:56Yes, Madam.
11:57Hey, Madam, darling.
11:58Tell me what you have done this time.
12:00Is this time?
12:02Yes, this time?
12:03Yes, this time?
12:03Yes, this time?
12:03Yes, this time?
12:04Yes.
12:05Sorry, I'm confused.
12:09You're right.
12:10I'm sorry.
12:11You're right.
12:12Tell me.
12:13Yes, I'll tell you.
12:14What did you keep my name?
12:16My heart.
12:17You're right.
12:18You're right.
12:19I told everyone that your name is a heart.
12:21I told everyone.
12:22I told everyone.
12:23Everyone would have to call me with my heart.
12:25But Madam, this thing came to the girl.
12:29She's calling me and told me,
12:31that my heart is crazy.
12:34My heart is crazy.
12:35My heart is crazy.
12:36And this is a confusion.
12:37I'm crazy.
12:39This is a dumbass.
12:40I'm crazy.
12:41If you do that,
12:41just tell me,
12:42where are you doing this phone?
12:43Yes!
12:45Madam, Madam.
12:46Excuse me, Madam.
12:46That number is on my side,
12:48where she's calling me and calling me.
12:52But when I'm talking to her,
12:54she's calling me to English.
12:55The dumbass.
12:56Oh, oh, oh, oh.
12:58Then Madam, this number is definitely a PC.
13:02I've taken her number several years ago.
13:04I took her number from a girl.
13:04I gave her number to me.
13:07And I keep doing it many days.
13:10I keep doing it.
13:11But I keep using it.
13:12I'm always busy.
13:14I'm busy.
13:15After that, I realized that she was a PCo.
13:21PCo, or phone booth.
13:24Pfft.
13:25Dillet of Line Man.
13:27Yeah!
13:29Haha!
13:49How do you stay awake or talk something?
13:53Can I tell you?
13:55Can I tell you?
13:56Can I tell you?
14:00We tell ourselves in the same way.
14:09Here, tell us if you don't know, which name is the number number?
14:25and give us a chance to tell the number you have.
14:29Either you will tell this number,
14:31or you will eat the bowl.
14:35Don't eat the bowl.
14:37Don't eat the bowl.
14:39Don't eat the bowl.
14:40Don't eat the bowl.
14:41Don't eat the bowl.
14:45I don't think you can even eat the bowl.
14:51Why don't you eat the bowl?
14:55There is a small place in Timurkan Tola. There is a PCO, which is its place.
15:05Go now. Go now. Go now. Go now. Go now. Go now. Go now. Go now. Go now. Go now.
15:14Go now.
15:18Mommy, what should you do?
15:22I will not be there.
15:23How to go.
15:28Go now.
15:30Go now.
15:31Go now.
15:33Get out of a tent.
15:35Bring the people to a house.
15:40What will you do?
15:43Can you tell me what you will do?
15:44You got the number where you have to know what the phone is.
15:48Then you will need to do according to you.
15:54Well...
16:36This is the boot.
16:38Where is the boot?
16:40The boot?
16:41We have not come to catch the boot.
16:43No.
16:43This is the phone boot.
16:45Yes, that's it.
16:46Yes, that's it.
16:51There's a person who is going to be.
16:53Yes, that's it.
16:55Yes, that's it.
16:56Yes, that's it.
17:00Yes, that's it.
17:02Yes, that's it.
17:06Follow him.
17:14Go.
17:17Go.
17:24Why are you going to get me? Let me leave.
17:26Come on, you call the girls.
17:28I don't call the girls.
17:30Oh, so what are the girls doing?
17:35What are you doing?
17:36Carry on.
17:37Who is calling her?
17:38I was calling her.
17:40My mobile battery was dropped.
17:43If you don't have confidence,
17:44you can see it.
17:55Let's go.
17:56I'm going to go.
17:59I'm going to go.
18:00If you have a gun,
18:01what are you doing?
18:03We will do something else.
18:05Let's go.
18:07Oh, my...
18:12Oh, my...
18:12Oh, my...
18:12Oh, my...
18:13Oh, my...
18:13Oh, my...
18:13Oh, my...
18:14Oh, my...
18:26Oh, my...
18:34...
18:36Oh, my...
18:39Oh, my...
18:45Oh, my...
18:46Hello...
18:48My heart is ugly.
18:52What did I feel?
18:55My heart is so powerful.
19:35Hi!
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