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ROB, a young LA native, moves to Portland for school, only to drop out almost immediately and settle into a comfortable routine of doing absolutely nothing. What follows is a mostly self-inflicted journey through failure, small awakenings, and the long road to becoming a barely functional adult.
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00:00My name is Robert Angel Lopez and I'm from Los Angeles, California.
00:06I recently moved to Portland, Oregon. LA was a little too fast paced for me and I wanted to
00:12slow down so I came out here just looking for new opportunities. I don't know the correct word for
00:17it but I would just say he's indecisive. He just doesn't know what he wants.
00:24I don't know. I could resort to making money in other ways, possibly illegally.
00:30I might rob a store. I might have to sell my blood. I just need some money.
00:37Why are you so annoying? Why are you crying, mom? Why are you crying?
00:44Come on man, get it together.
00:46How do you better? Wait, what does that mean? Who's trying to do better at me?
00:55Watch out! Watch out!
00:59Cut the cameras, man!
01:01All right, no, no. Let's do it your way, bro.
01:04Because that's all we've been doing it, all right? That's all we've been doing is your way.
01:09This guy's been holding me hostage for like three weeks just killing me every night.
01:14It's still like three in the morning. I'm sick and tired of it, bro.
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