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Max and Eli lose a rare library book and spiral into increasingly absurd schemes to avoid the quickly mounting late fees.
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00:00Oh, that's The Myth of Sisyphus.
00:02It's a very rare book to find.
00:04Oh, really? It's what you're wondering, yeah.
00:05It looks like the first edition?
00:06Yes, the first edition is very expensive.
00:09Oh, okay.
00:09So, careful.
00:11Okay, we'll make sure to return it.
00:12Okay.
00:15We got it.
00:16This book is, like, super expensive and rare,
00:18so if we don't get it back to the library,
00:19the late fees are going to, like, be ten times worse, essentially.
00:23That's how it works, right?
00:23It's a dollar a day after the deadline.
00:26A dollar a day every day after the deadline.
00:30Oh, where to begin?
00:32We are the Samaritans.
00:34As long as we turn in a book, it absolves the late fees.
00:37Yeah, if we return the book, which every single plan suffires,
00:40failed repeatedly.
00:41If we swoop into his apartment, steal the book,
00:44we don't pay for it, we get it for free.
00:46Who's here?
00:47Huh?
00:48What if we blackmail the library and we get them
00:51to absolve the late fees, take our name off the registry?
00:53I don't think this could be, like, the next Diddy.
00:55What?
00:55Yes.
00:56This could be a Diddy level, you know.
00:58I hate the feeling when you're looking at me that way
01:01Cause we're North Americans.
01:05Time machine plan.
01:07We get onto the train, and we pick it up when we left it on the train.
01:12Oh, I don't know.
01:13I don't know.
01:14I don't know.
01:14Oh, where to begin?
01:15Uh, attention.
01:16You're going to find an article that's just passed to the facility.
01:19What's going on, Steve?
01:20Fight!
01:27You guys got me smiling like a jackass in here.
01:30You just hit me smiling like a jackass in here.
01:39It's like, metaphorical to the film, it's kind of like Sisyp, Sisyp Iain?
01:46Take me back this strange man
01:51Another man is gone
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