00:00One calorie is equal to one dollar.
00:02Hamburger has 300.
00:03French fries, 300.
00:04Drink has 150.
00:06And donut, 250 dollars.
00:08What are we gonna do with this money, bro?
00:09We spend it inside the body, right?
00:11Alright!
00:11And in the body they go.
00:14Welcome, my dear friends.
00:16We are the digestive system.
00:18Don't be afraid, come closer.
00:19Be careful, these guys wanna take our money.
00:21Nah, bro, we only interested in digestion.
00:24Exactly, we never take no money from no one.
00:26Well, that sounds legit to me.
00:28Ha! Fast food are dumb.
00:30Ha ha!
00:33Alrighty, blood.
00:34We managed to get out with a thousand bucks.
00:36Alright, that's cool.
00:37And how much I owe you then?
00:38That'll be 150.
00:39Face price plus digestion.
00:41Alright, here you go.
00:42Thank you, bro, see ya.
00:43And blood goes on to deliver salaries through the whole body.
00:46What up, huh? How much will it be?
00:48That'll be 50.
00:49There you go.
00:50That'll be 50 for each one of us.
00:52Wow, that oxygen went up or what?
00:54Gonna be 50 per kidney, please.
00:55Alright, alright.
00:56You owe me 50.
00:57Here, bladder, good job.
00:59That is 50 for me.
01:00Good, brother, this for you.
01:01That's 50 for me and 50 for my brother.
01:03But I'm the one doing all the work.
01:04How's that?
01:05How much for you, boss?
01:06Uh, give me 100 and I'll be fine.
01:07Talk to me, muscle.
01:08How much for you?
01:09We've been sitting all day, so it's only 100 this time.
01:12Okay, you've been paid.
01:14Alright, let's see how much we got left.
01:16200 dollars.
01:17That will go straight in the bank.
01:19And how much did you want to deposit today?
01:22That'll be 200 calories in the triglycerides account, please.
01:26Alright, the fat will be reflected in the belly from 24 to 36 hours.
01:30Thank you, come again.
01:31The next day...
01:33Uh, hello?
01:34Well, well.
01:35None other than salmon, quinoa, asparagus, and avocado.
01:38You don't need to be afraid.
01:39Come closer.
01:43Alright, we came out with a thousand bucks, but all that fiber will make it more expensive,
01:47papi.
01:48Will be 300 dollars.
01:49Jesus, give me a break, man.
01:51Blood goes on his usual salary route.
01:53But this time, muscle says a different amount.
01:56Yeah, we went for a 20 minute run, so I need to recover.
01:59This time it'll be 350.
02:01Damn, I don't have enough, brother.
02:03I'm going to the bank real quick.
02:04Wait for me here, okay?
02:06Hello there, I need to borrow 200 calories, please.
02:09And why does it need to be from the belly?
02:10Can you not take it out of the legs or something?
02:12All that is empty, bro.
02:14It needs to be from here.
02:15Oh my god, I'm just gonna give it to you so you don't cry.
02:18Here's your thing, muscle.
02:19There you go.
02:20We're settled.
02:22Delicious.
02:23Now I'm ready for round two.
02:24Well, that's how the fat market works.
02:26Sometimes you're up, sometimes you're down.
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