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00:00:05in a world of chaos some things never change that good will always win you say the fuck back
00:00:12i'm on a laser you god damn it that love can't control i'm your father not him
00:00:18brian and that heroes will answer the call to protect
00:00:28i want to flip a train he's right there he's ready when i carried your ass to the er that
00:00:33felt better
00:00:34than anything that i had ever done at volume the answer to all our prayers a virus to kill soups
00:00:40somebody's been running tests to make the virus strong enough to kill homelander would evolve into
00:00:45something super lethal global fucking pandemic what's a little genocide between friends
00:00:51fuck off and let me die in peace with you the seven is getting even stronger put your hands
00:00:56together four firecracker i am not sexually attracted to you this is not loyalty i'll do anything for you
00:01:03and sister sage she's the world's smartest person fascist the people will tear it apart themselves
00:01:10and you get to swoop in like caesar like caesar once he's in office we need to invoke the 25th
00:01:17amendment who's handling all this i fucking am when homelander chucks all the starlighters into
00:01:21internment camps you're cool with that you didn't know about the camps you're gonna help us take
00:01:25down va and homelander no deals
00:01:30newman would have been a shit patsy so i want another way speaker of the house calhoun he's next
00:01:34in line with you president he'd like to pledge his allegiance to you now that we have full legal
00:01:39authority veritable army of superheroes will be called upon to route these traitors from our government
00:01:44from our streets america will be safe again to the starlighters i'm coming for you because today
00:01:51a new age of superheroes begins you were my first call you gotta be fucking kidding me this whole time
00:02:03so
00:02:05i moved on
00:02:31USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! Thank you. Thank you and welcome to the Vaught International
00:02:46Annual Meeting of Shareholders.
00:02:52Okay, give me my firecrackers.
00:02:55Places, ladies, places. Let's go. Let's go.
00:02:58Hop to it. Let's go. Come on.
00:03:01Stay in line. Keep it tight.
00:03:03Copy. Copy. Headed to the wings now.
00:03:09It's a hurrah, man. It's exciting.
00:03:11We're gonna break here.
00:03:28Starlight is running wild. Starlight herself on a vicious murder spree.
00:03:33But we said no. We said enough. We said not in America.
00:03:39And together, we soared into a new Golden Dawn!
00:03:44Come on!
00:04:00Keep going.
00:04:04Stop!
00:04:06We designated the Starlighters a terrorist organization.
00:04:11Other guys are proudly serving in the Armed Forces thanks to the new Chairman of the Joint Chiefs, General Mayhem!
00:04:17The new M is up 21%. G-Man, days passed from the future, has grossed over $2 billion.
00:04:26And do not get me started on the EBITDA margins.
00:04:29But with all of this, the most important truth is a safer, more God-fearing nation!
00:04:42Our nation!
00:04:45Yes!
00:04:47Yes!
00:04:47Yes!
00:04:48Yes!
00:04:49That little bitch Starlight tried to do on her southern border.
00:04:52Got it.
00:04:53Is there no depth to what that little wolf-
00:04:56Who murdered Queen Maeve?
00:04:58Because they're leaving us.
00:05:00Take these two!
00:05:01No, no.
00:05:01Just these two, please!
00:05:02No, what?
00:05:03So they can tell the world that we left the rest of them to fucking die?
00:05:06Come on!
00:05:07No, Maeve.
00:05:08No.
00:05:09You stay back!
00:05:09All of you!
00:05:11Stay back!
00:05:12You stay the fuck back!
00:05:13And I'll laser you, goddammit!
00:05:15I'll laser every fucking one of you!
00:05:17What the f***?
00:05:46This was an A.I. generated disinformation campaign period, and the American people have the good
00:05:52sense to call out a lie when they see-
00:05:55Stay back!
00:05:55You're on laser, every f***ing one of you!
00:06:00Stay back!
00:06:03I'm laser every-
00:06:04Ladies and gentlemen, the Vice President of the United States.
00:06:14Tough day.
00:06:17Sad day.
00:06:19When a great American like Homelander is attacked with lies.
00:06:23This so-called Flight 37 video is an obvious deep fake put out by Marxist starlighters.
00:06:28Let's open it up.
00:06:31Chris Hayes.
00:06:32Vice President Barrett.
00:06:33Look, Chris, I know exactly what you're thinking. Literally.
00:06:36And no.
00:06:37Just because I happen to be a super-abled American does not compromise my objectivity or allegiance to the U
00:06:42.S. of A.
00:06:42That is exactly the kind of super-phobic question that kept me in the closet for so long.
00:06:47Honestly.
00:06:48Do better?
00:06:49What about your so-called freedom camps? The starlighter dissidents?
00:06:53More clickbait.
00:06:54I mean, who doesn't love freedom? And camp?
00:06:56We knew this would happen sooner or later.
00:06:59We've been ready.
00:07:00In the last 24 hours, we have flooded the zone with so much disinformation, people can't tell their clit from
00:07:05their collarbone.
00:07:06The share price is only down half a point.
00:07:09Besides that, damage is minimal.
00:07:11What's this?
00:07:12That is a Gutenberg Bible.
00:07:14Martin Shkreli sold it to me at discount.
00:07:17You're really on top of the world, huh?
00:07:19Peter Thiel.
00:07:20The Obamas calling you for advice.
00:07:25Everyone loves you.
00:07:26You can't really think I care.
00:07:28Maybe you didn't used to.
00:07:30It's all for you.
00:07:31Higher the share price, happier the billionaires.
00:07:33The more you get to do whatever the fuck you want to do.
00:07:36Are you aware that NNC is calling me a murderer?
00:07:40Saying that maybe I even did something to, uh, my son?
00:07:48No, everyone knows that Ryan is...
00:07:52Sorry, that he is at boarding school in Svalbard.
00:07:57That story's holding.
00:07:59We're good.
00:08:01And how about you, Sage?
00:08:03Are you...
00:08:06Good?
00:08:07I'm fine.
00:08:08You're not distracted at all after Thomas Godolkin dumped you?
00:08:12You're not numbing the heartache by stabbing your brain?
00:08:15No.
00:08:16Then just tell me, how did Starlight get in the building?
00:08:24I was humiliated!
00:08:27As if people don't hate me enough!
00:08:29Your numbers are north of 96.
00:08:31Anyone can smile for the pollsters, sure,
00:08:33but millions of them are still Starlighters in their hearts.
00:08:36Where it counts!
00:08:38Have you seen the memes?
00:08:40Have you seen the memes about me?
00:08:44Posting them should be a crime.
00:08:48Yes, but we can't go...
00:08:52Oh, you're serious.
00:08:54Uh, sir.
00:08:56Ongoing conflict is useful to us.
00:08:58It keeps people afraid.
00:08:59Shut up. No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:09:02You promised me Caesar.
00:09:04He was stabbed by his best friends.
00:09:06Well, I can relate to that.
00:09:07But I need people to be devoted.
00:09:11To me!
00:09:13May I speak freely?
00:09:14Give it a shot.
00:09:15I told you, no matter how much power you amass,
00:09:19it will not make you happy.
00:09:26You know what's gonna make me happy?
00:09:30I think I'll be happy when Starlight and William Butcher are corpses.
00:09:40I want it leaked that in three days we are going to execute Hugh Campbell, Milk, and the French one.
00:09:50That'll draw out Starlight and Butcher, and then I will take care of this once and for all.
00:09:58Consider it done, sir.
00:10:00Consider it done, sir.
00:10:15Butcher and I love you.
00:10:18You're gonna make him happy for me.
00:10:21You're gonna make him happy.
00:10:23You're gonna make him happy.
00:10:27You're gonna make him happy.
00:10:29I get on the track.
00:10:30Don't make me do a ticket doré
00:10:32Pour aller malader
00:10:33Parler
00:10:34Parler dans l'ischiaphone
00:10:36T'as pas besoin de sonner
00:10:39Demande à l'interphone
00:10:43Si t'as envie de quelqu'un
00:10:45Décroche ton téléphone
00:10:47Téléphone, téléphone
00:10:49Danser
00:10:51Jusqu'au des écrans
00:10:52T'as pas besoin de gueuler
00:10:56Demande à mégaphone
00:11:00Don't make me do a ticket
00:11:04Do you mind being more careful?
00:11:14Désolé
00:11:17Merci quoi dis-tu
00:11:20Thank you
00:11:21En Chrétien
00:11:22Pары des venis exploits
00:11:25Enjoy
00:11:48Put it on my friend.
00:12:13Luis, drink the drink.
00:12:29And he got the flight 37 with you out.
00:12:32Huh.
00:12:35Huh?
00:12:36That's all you have to say.
00:12:43No!
00:12:45No!
00:12:49No!
00:12:49No!
00:12:50No!
00:12:51No!
00:12:52No!
00:12:53No!
00:13:05No!
00:13:09No!
00:13:11No!
00:13:11No!
00:13:16No!
00:13:17No!
00:13:18No!
00:13:20Hello, Dad.
00:13:24Billy.
00:13:32You are a wanted man.
00:13:35What are you doing here?
00:13:36On a bit of a layover.
00:13:39Thought I'd pop in.
00:13:41Say hello to Lenny and Mum.
00:13:46Proof is no God, innit?
00:13:49She's dead.
00:13:50And here you are.
00:13:53Thriving with arse cancer.
00:14:04Does it hurt when you take a shit?
00:14:06Fucking hope so.
00:14:07I didn't know how to get hold of you.
00:14:09About the funeral.
00:14:10I noticed an empty spot next to them at the churchyard.
00:14:13You don't think that's where you're going, do you?
00:14:15I paid for it.
00:14:16People like you and me don't get to spend a turn of in with the likes of them.
00:14:21What did you come here for?
00:14:23Torture old man, eh?
00:14:28Where did you find that?
00:14:29In the attic.
00:14:31Reminds me of him.
00:14:40Five fucking weeks letting he practice that rings trick.
00:14:45I still remember the look on his face when he won.
00:14:48So fucking chuffed.
00:14:52And then he come home.
00:14:56And you called him a little poof.
00:15:01Well...
00:15:02Never looked at this again, did he?
00:15:04Why you here?
00:15:06Huh?
00:15:16There's no need to get angry.
00:15:18Oh, I ain't angry.
00:15:21I'm bleeding grateful.
00:15:22All the times he knocked the shit out of me, gave me the belt or whatever.
00:15:27Made me who I am.
00:15:30Made me just like you.
00:15:32I'll show you.
00:15:35Son.
00:15:36Please.
00:15:38I know.
00:15:39I ain't got long to go.
00:15:42Waste of time.
00:15:44I know.
00:15:46But it'll give me a good fucking laugh.
00:15:50Just to hear you scream.
00:15:52You don't...
00:15:53You don't gotta change nothing.
00:16:02Who says...
00:16:05I wanna change?
00:16:17What's the matter with you?
00:16:18What?
00:16:19Your heart's pounding.
00:16:22Are you scared?
00:16:24No.
00:16:24I just love being at work.
00:16:27It's exciting.
00:16:28Room temperature like you like.
00:16:34Have a good show.
00:16:35Have a good show.
00:16:41I want an 8 o'clock at Jean-Georges.
00:16:43Tell him it's for me.
00:16:44Move that Elon interview to Thursday.
00:16:46Um, tell Jerry I said fuck off.
00:16:48He wants to trim the budget.
00:16:49How about going after a show that isn't his biggest fucking hit?
00:16:58Howdy there, boss.
00:17:01Did you with Bash today?
00:17:04Well, my whole life has been dedicated to saving these people.
00:17:08And yet their hearts are fluttering like fucking rabbits.
00:17:15Why?
00:17:16What are they hiding?
00:17:17Oh, they ain't hiding nothing.
00:17:20I know they just look up to you is all.
00:17:31Meanwhile, your heart's wheezing away like it's made of ham and cigarettes.
00:17:34Sir, I'm so, so sorry.
00:17:36I don't wanna be making milk.
00:17:37I do more than anything.
00:17:40Them pills just janked up my ticker so awful.
00:17:45They were killing me.
00:17:57How'd you catch them red-handed?
00:17:59Our enemies have started using bleeding-edge technologies like AI, which means artificial intelligence.
00:18:08So Starlight did use that dang-fangled AI.
00:18:11First she went and deep-faked Thomas Gadolkin himself.
00:18:15Yeah, but did anyone actually believe that?
00:18:17I mean, how stupid does she think we all are?
00:18:20To cover up her slaughter of innocent young heroes that got you.
00:18:25Then she went and AI this so-called Flight 37 video.
00:18:30Oh God, sloppy word.
00:18:32If we freeze it here?
00:18:34Yeah.
00:18:36I mean, last I checked, I do not have seven fingers on one hand.
00:18:40Now, isn't that what they refer to as the uncanny valley?
00:18:45Yes, it is.
00:18:46So-called, please-
00:18:47Well, we'll try to put a chicken break to theái-dog.
00:18:51Right?
00:19:00And then, you can't wait to eat it.
00:19:03Thank you very much.
00:19:03I thought you were missing something.
00:19:03Of course, it is��-dog in the six-inch.
00:19:04It was very, very tasty.
00:19:05It's a chicken.
00:19:05I think I took some food.
00:19:05I'm like, I'm in the coffee.
00:19:06It tastes like coffee.
00:19:07I don't have any food.
00:19:08It's very French.
00:19:09It's very classic.
00:19:09Well, it's not a chicken.
00:19:19I don't know.
00:19:51I ain't here for you, you dozy bin.
00:19:54They're after Frenchy.
00:19:56What's gonna do him, Huey and him in 72 hours?
00:20:05Look, I know you don't trust me.
00:20:09The French is a dead man.
00:20:10We ain't got time to fuck about.
00:20:12I got CIA at Gulfstream gassing up a plant now.
00:20:16Wheels up on the now.
00:20:26Smile, camper.
00:20:27It's a new day and a new chance to learn the truth, meaning of freedom.
00:20:32Ivy, you can't talk like that.
00:20:33Huey, none of the FBSA people are ever getting out.
00:20:37It's hopeless.
00:20:40Look, I should be the last guy who has any hope.
00:20:43I've been strangled by Ezekiel.
00:20:44I've been hunted by Noir, chased by sharks inside of a whale,
00:20:48shot at by Russians, almost blown up at hero-gasm,
00:20:51and lasered at Vaughn on ice.
00:20:53Look, the point is, oh, and one time I had to sit naked on a chocolate cake.
00:20:57It's a long story.
00:20:57The point is, by all sane logic, I should be dead.
00:21:01Or crazy.
00:21:03Or both.
00:21:03Then why aren't you?
00:21:05Because if you lose hope in here, you're not going to make it.
00:21:08Hey, get down!
00:21:09Fuck you!
00:21:10Jesus.
00:21:11Hey, get down!
00:21:13Get the fuck down!
00:21:15I said fuck you!
00:21:16Come down right now!
00:21:17Hey!
00:21:18Hey!
00:21:19Oh my God!
00:21:20Jesus!
00:21:22Stay in line!
00:21:24Who's up?
00:21:31Get inside!
00:21:33See?
00:21:36He gave up.
00:21:39What about you?
00:21:40God's sake, sir.
00:21:49Bitches like Starlight make you weak.
00:21:52That's why I cut out all women.
00:21:53No love, no sex, no problems.
00:21:57And literally, bro, I have never felt manlier.
00:22:01Think about this.
00:22:02Okay.
00:22:03Romance.
00:22:04Flowers.
00:22:05Cuddling.
00:22:06Kissing.
00:22:07That's beta male shit, bro!
00:22:09That's super gay.
00:22:10War, am I right?
00:22:12B-b-b-breach!
00:22:14Yes, and you know what?
00:22:15As for Starlight's little AI video stunt she did, whatever that baby-murdering three out
00:22:21of ten thought she was going to do, it didn't work.
00:22:24Oh, bollocks.
00:22:26Half a bottle of rum, and you're a solid five out of ten any day of the week.
00:22:30What the fuck are you doing here?
00:22:35Can we go?
00:22:39Oh, wow.
00:22:41Your skin is so oily, like hugging a McRib.
00:22:43Did you just...
00:22:45How?
00:22:46Fucking speech therapy, and fucking therapy therapy, and so much fucking TikTok.
00:22:50Wow, you sure sound like you're on TikTok.
00:22:5116-hour flight, and not a fucking peep.
00:22:54Because all you can say is, oi, oi, oi, cunt, cunt, cunt.
00:22:57Like the better with a mouth shut.
00:22:59Where have you been?
00:23:00Vought got tired of me ripping off their guards' faces, so they deported me to Manila.
00:23:03I tried to sneak back once in the wheel well of a 747, but I fell out at 10,000
00:23:08feet.
00:23:09Oh, man.
00:23:09That took a hot minute to regrow.
00:23:11They found my asshole, like, a mile away.
00:23:15How did you find me?
00:23:16Oh, ways and means, love.
00:23:18How many men you down?
00:23:19How many does it look like?
00:23:24It's all right, love.
00:23:26Nothing to be scared of.
00:23:27I've seen what your chest full of murder decks can do.
00:23:29So, are you still dying, hopefully?
00:23:32No.
00:23:33Hearty inhale.
00:23:34See, that's a mistake most people make.
00:23:36They try to fight the cancer.
00:23:38Nice one putting flight 37 out there.
00:23:40Was it?
00:23:41It didn't move the needle an inch.
00:23:43Oh, of course it did.
00:23:44Homelander's fuming.
00:23:45He's gonna execute Huey, Frenchy, and him in about 36 hours.
00:23:52Of course, it's a trap.
00:23:54A question.
00:23:56As well, what else are we gonna do besides walk into it?
00:23:59Why haven't you tried to swing them before?
00:24:03Hmm.
00:24:06You want Frenchy.
00:24:07You're still working on the virus, and you want his help.
00:24:10The virus that'll kill Annie and me and you know.
00:24:13And I'm Lander.
00:24:16Now, are you gonna help us save the boys?
00:24:19Or not?
00:24:32Let's have a signal.
00:24:35So, we're doing broad daylight now?
00:24:37We are getting executed.
00:24:39What?
00:24:40So, in 36 hours, we are finally fucking doing it.
00:24:47They're trying to draw out Annie.
00:24:48The question to show is, why now?
00:24:55Flight 37 video.
00:24:57Half or not type shit.
00:24:58They lure Annie and whoever she brings with her in, and then they do her in.
00:25:03Fuck that.
00:25:04We're getting out of here first.
00:25:08We're gonna need a lot more Molotovs, so let's get going.
00:25:14How did you get these?
00:25:16Fly by.
00:25:17I took it myself.
00:25:19Wait, you've known where the guys are this whole time?
00:25:21That makes me feel angry and want to tit-slap you, but then hug you.
00:25:24So how come you didn't spring then?
00:25:26Honestly, they've been safer there.
00:25:30It's this one.
00:25:33Getting in won't be easy.
00:25:34Your perimeter's just open space.
00:25:36That's what I'm telling you.
00:25:37I'm not a bloke.
00:25:38I mean, he's a fucking worm butt.
00:25:40He might be able to help.
00:25:42Even if I can get us in, how the fuck are we gonna get out?
00:25:44Leave that to me.
00:25:46I have someone we can call.
00:25:50No, I didn't.
00:25:56You like croissants?
00:25:58Ugh, do we?
00:25:59Why?
00:26:06Homelander?
00:26:07Hey, you wanna see us?
00:26:13Or should we come back?
00:26:20Can you believe the gall cooking up these lies about me?
00:26:24Tarnishing my good name.
00:26:27Good fake garbage.
00:26:29Right.
00:26:31Oh, right.
00:26:32Yes, totally, sir.
00:26:32I know.
00:26:33Starlight.
00:26:35Spewing this filth.
00:26:37What a fucking lightweight.
00:26:38I mean, what could she even do besides flash her little high beams at you?
00:26:44Am I right?
00:26:45Always, sir.
00:26:46So then, why'd you let her get away?
00:26:52Don't you look at him like that.
00:26:54Where the fuck were you?
00:26:55I was there.
00:26:56Keeping eyes on the other side of the stage.
00:26:58Right?
00:27:00Bro.
00:27:01It's been a year.
00:27:03A full lap of the sun.
00:27:05And you haven't found a train.
00:27:09Or butcher.
00:27:12Or starlight.
00:27:16It's almost as if you're fucking up on purpose.
00:27:21I mean, I know you're not.
00:27:22That would be suicidal.
00:27:27You know, I had a good chat with Gavin, our stage manager.
00:27:34And it turns out, he betrayed me.
00:27:40He liked a couple of starlight posts in the past.
00:27:43And a horrible meme about me.
00:27:46It really makes me wonder, who else is a traitor hiding in plain sight?
00:27:51Sir, you can check my history.
00:27:52I've never liked one of her shitty posts.
00:27:53Here, just check it.
00:27:54Look, that won't be necessary.
00:27:55But, gentlemen.
00:28:00Do your fucking jobs.
00:28:02Yes, sir.
00:28:10It's okay.
00:28:10What the hell?
00:28:18You can do it, isn't it?
00:28:19I go.
00:28:19I go.
00:28:19I go.
00:28:20I go.
00:28:20I go.
00:28:21I go.
00:28:22You can be, I go.
00:28:22I go.
00:28:22I go.
00:28:23I go.
00:28:23I go.
00:28:24I go.
00:28:28I go.
00:28:33Bro, what the hell?
00:28:34You could have had my back in there.
00:28:36Bro, you're not the real noir, okay?
00:28:39You can talk.
00:28:41Look, I get method, okay?
00:28:42I fuck with Stella Adler.
00:28:44I just shot Honey Boy 2 with Shia.
00:28:45We literally never broke character.
00:28:48Hey, but enough's enough.
00:28:54Bro!
00:28:55I always thought I'd stay single.
00:28:57But you know what they say.
00:28:58How do you make God laugh?
00:28:59Make a plan.
00:29:01Ain't that the truth?
00:29:02So there I was at the national prayer breakfast,
00:29:05and I look across the table, and it was...
00:29:09It was like the Lord smiled upon us.
00:29:13Talk about a match made in heaven.
00:29:15Amen.
00:29:16Amen.
00:29:16Oh, Father himself.
00:29:19Head pastor, president, and CEO of Samaritan's Embrace Ministries
00:29:22after Ezekiel's untimely murder.
00:29:24God rest his soul.
00:29:25Amen.
00:29:26Well, you two are just a super-able union for the ages.
00:29:29We share the belief in a dream of a Christian nation.
00:29:34I think that's why I fell for her so fast.
00:29:37For me, it was love at first sight.
00:29:39See, I knew he was gonna say that.
00:29:41Try marrying a mind reader.
00:29:43Go.
00:29:44Powerful.
00:29:46Now, how about we switch gears?
00:29:49Like y'all's initiative to abolish D-E-I.
00:29:51Now, it's funny how those three little letters are all in devil.
00:29:55People don't need a handout.
00:29:57It's racist to give people a leg up based on skin color.
00:30:00Isn't white a color, too?
00:30:01Let's cut.
00:30:04Excuse me, but I'm the one who calls cut.
00:30:07Cut!
00:30:08Sage, my sister in Christ.
00:30:11Um, no.
00:30:13I don't believe in your magic sky ghost.
00:30:15Or his baby sky ghost.
00:30:17I need a vice president.
00:30:19Give us the room.
00:30:21Fuck.
00:30:21How is married life?
00:30:23The power of Christ can tell you to fuck him.
00:30:25Bitch, your hole still smells like deep, great barrier queef.
00:30:28Hey, it's not my fault.
00:30:31The American people wouldn't accept a single cat lady as VP.
00:30:35Maybe.
00:30:36But still, I don't see why I had to put Taker down.
00:30:39It was a patriotic thing to do.
00:30:40Can we hurry this along?
00:30:41I'm about to kill D-E-I.
00:30:42Uh, not today you're not.
00:30:45He wants more Starlighters arrested.
00:30:47But everyone who smashed a window or held a can of spray paint is already at camp.
00:30:51Now, it's anyone who registered as a Starlighter
00:30:54or posted defamatory things about Homelander.
00:30:57Cyber-terrorists are terrorists, too.
00:31:01True.
00:31:03True.
00:31:04It's just that we've already purged the CIA, DOJ, FBI, FTC, CDC, EPA, DHS, HHS, and USPS.
00:31:12We deported the nation's nannies and gardeners.
00:31:14We arrested Chapel Rowan and Tyler, the creator, and they canceled Coachella.
00:31:17But now, he wants to detain thousands of American citizens?
00:31:20You know, I couldn't help but notice.
00:31:23You registered barrettforpresident.com, net, and org.
00:31:27It's exploratory.
00:31:28You're a soup.
00:31:29Made you fucking vice president.
00:31:31As long as you stay useful, don't worry.
00:31:36Everything will come up, Ashley.
00:31:38Yeah.
00:31:39Good talk.
00:31:50Reacher, massive, enters the motel.
00:31:55Woman.
00:31:56You're huge.
00:31:58Reacher.
00:32:00You know what they say about huge guys.
00:32:07They have huge cocks.
00:32:14Jesus fucking Christ.
00:32:15You fucking crazy.
00:32:16Get in here.
00:32:16Hello, worm.
00:32:17Yeah, hi.
00:32:18You're like America's literal most wanted.
00:32:20Did anyone see you come in here?
00:32:22No.
00:32:23Are you sure?
00:32:24Because I did a deep dive on surveillance tech for an SVU spec,
00:32:26and that shit is everywhere now.
00:32:28Fucking hell.
00:32:29This is a bit of a step down from that brownstone you had, isn't it?
00:32:32Yeah, it's not my fault there was a contraction in the TV business.
00:32:35Listen, whatever you want, I'm not interested.
00:32:39Calm off it, mate.
00:32:40You ain't even heard the pitch yet.
00:32:42Pass.
00:32:43Well told.
00:32:45Whatever.
00:32:46Just fucking go, okay?
00:32:47You don't have anything on me anymore.
00:32:49Well, I still got them creepy fucking texts you sent, don't I?
00:32:52Miranda Cosgrove was 19 at the time,
00:32:54and I don't even work there anymore.
00:32:56Vought Studios replaced all their writers with AI.
00:32:58And yes, the audience scores went way up on Roddy Tees,
00:33:01but it isn't art, okay?
00:33:03It just isn't.
00:33:04Uh-uh-uh.
00:33:06You ruin your appetite.
00:33:08That's right.
00:33:09I came here for an ex-soup with a certain set of skills.
00:33:14I need us a tunnel, Doug.
00:33:16You do that,
00:33:16and you can stick at the vault for putting you up to pasture.
00:33:19How does this thing a tunnel fuck what?
00:33:21You do the tunnel,
00:33:23I'll do the fucking.
00:33:2520 miles out of Rochester.
00:33:27Be there.
00:33:28Rochester.
00:33:29Oh, Rochester's got that honey-oaste soil.
00:33:32It's fucking delicious.
00:33:37You need a shower.
00:33:38You smell like a Wingstop bathroom.
00:33:40Mm-hmm.
00:33:41Thanks.
00:33:42Was that bad?
00:33:43Sorry.
00:33:43Turns out talking to people's hard.
00:33:47Check you long enough?
00:33:49You slowing down in your old age?
00:33:51Fuck you, JonBenet.
00:33:53You guys are friends?
00:33:55You talk.
00:33:57Mm-hmm.
00:33:58Reggie has been helping us out for a while.
00:34:00Thanks.
00:34:00Mm-hmm.
00:34:01Where is everybody?
00:34:07Well, I heard about the Pittsburgh raid last month.
00:34:09Mm-hmm.
00:34:10Go, Marie Moreau.
00:34:11How's your team doing?
00:34:12Yeah, they're scoring a few wins,
00:34:13but not nearly enough.
00:34:19So, what's with the 911?
00:34:21Huey, MM, and Frenchie are going to be executed tomorrow,
00:34:25so we need your help to break them out.
00:34:28Of a Vought prison camp?
00:34:30You're fucking crazy.
00:34:32Listen, you don't have to fight, okay?
00:34:33We just need you to run them to the extraction point.
00:34:35It's easy.
00:34:36Easy.
00:34:37Right.
00:34:38You know, Homelander's gonna be waiting.
00:34:42I can't.
00:34:42We know how to kill him, okay,
00:34:44but we need Frenchie to do it.
00:34:46Great.
00:34:46Well, good luck with that.
00:34:48Hey, are you gonna keep running forever?
00:34:50I mean, if we're gonna really take him out,
00:34:52we need your help.
00:34:53So, what, I'm just supposed to join
00:34:55this little fucking super group?
00:34:57I mean, we are down one asshole, so...
00:35:01Yeah, maybe.
00:35:04No.
00:35:05Why not?
00:35:07I said I can't.
00:35:09I know you're scared.
00:35:10No, I'm not fucking scared.
00:35:14I got a family to protect.
00:35:19I can't.
00:35:22I get it, I do.
00:35:25Me too.
00:35:29Keep him safe.
00:35:34We shouldn't have let him go.
00:35:35No.
00:35:37Homelander fucked him up.
00:35:40Fucked me up, too.
00:35:42We're gonna need an exit plan B.
00:35:47All right, so we hit the east gate.
00:35:49Oui, petite, Huey, when the guard chain shift.
00:35:51And we go at Don.
00:35:53We've been through this.
00:35:54I know.
00:35:54I just want to go over it a few more times
00:35:55just so I can get it in my head.
00:35:56Huey, take a fucking drink, will you?
00:36:00No thanks.
00:36:02You know what I mean?
00:36:03You know I quit.
00:36:04Leave it up to you to have your shit the tightest you ever had it with a fucking internment camp.
00:36:09Yeah, what about you?
00:36:10Have you been eating the fresh produce I smuggled in?
00:36:13Munchal's got corn in it.
00:36:20Hey.
00:36:23Don't worry.
00:36:24And you will be fine.
00:36:25She's strong.
00:36:30Kimiko, too.
00:36:36Y'all motherfuckers are tripping.
00:36:38Y'all know what the fuck's going on with them,
00:36:40and you don't even know where Kimiko's at.
00:36:42What, so you don't think you're going to see Janine and Monique again?
00:36:44Is that it?
00:36:45What I know is,
00:36:46is that they're a shit ton safer without me making a mess out of their lives.
00:36:50M.M., you're the strongest guy I know.
00:36:53We've been in tougher spots than this.
00:36:56You know, I did two tours in the 3-8 in Farah Province.
00:37:01The shit I saw will fuck you up.
00:37:04And even that was Emily in Paris compared to the shit that we looking at here.
00:37:10And even if we make it out of here,
00:37:11we ain't surviving this fucking war.
00:37:13We are dead men walking.
00:37:17Chin chin, motherfuckers.
00:37:23We need more resin.
00:37:24Yeah.
00:37:26Got some more hidden in the barracks walls.
00:37:28You wanna...
00:37:35Attention, campers.
00:37:36Tonight's screening will be Dawn of the Sevens.
00:37:40Tomorrow's screening will open.
00:37:42Dawn of the Sevens.
00:37:48Well, Annie, today marks two months.
00:37:51It's a little insane how much I miss you.
00:37:55I've been having trouble eating.
00:37:57Every day, I see people giving up.
00:37:59But not me.
00:38:00Because I have you.
00:38:02It's very, very sweet.
00:38:03They were innocent.
00:38:05Oh.
00:38:08Well, I'd hardly call them innocent.
00:38:10They lied to me.
00:38:11Played dumb about your little stash in the wall there.
00:38:13We've known about that for quite some time.
00:38:17But I just wanted to give you a little hope.
00:38:21You're not the one who gave it to me, asshole.
00:38:23Ooh.
00:38:24I like internment camp, Huey.
00:38:27She's zesty.
00:38:28Fuck you.
00:38:29Do it.
00:38:31What?
00:38:31Kill me.
00:38:32Not until we flush out Butcher and Starlight.
00:38:35You think they're dumb enough to just walk right into your trap?
00:38:38Let's not insult each other.
00:38:39We both know they're coming.
00:38:41Do you remember when we first met?
00:38:45How could I forget?
00:38:46Believe Festival.
00:38:47We tried to cleanse your soul.
00:38:49I remember thinking, why him?
00:38:56What does Starlight see in this gangly simp that reeks of fear and strawberry smoothie kid's shampoo?
00:39:04You know, William and Victoria Newman love you, too.
00:39:07I mean, I get it from your perspective.
00:39:11You're punching up.
00:39:12Good for you.
00:39:13But why are they so hopelessly devoted to such staggering mediocrity?
00:39:21Why would Starlight and Butcher piss away their lives to try and rescue you?
00:39:33Because I do it for them.
00:39:49What are you doing, asshole?
00:39:52Thought I asked you to swing through Austin and pick us up some Franklins.
00:39:55Something came up.
00:39:57So I'll be in, baby bro.
00:39:59Got some ribeyes in the fridge.
00:40:00Thanks.
00:40:03Raina made you a favorite corn salad.
00:40:05Oh, my bad.
00:40:06Uh, Salade Leme.
00:40:09I think that's it.
00:40:10I've been slacking on my Duolingo.
00:40:12You ain't got to do that, bro.
00:40:14What?
00:40:16I mean, come on.
00:40:17Would it have been, like, a year, some change now?
00:40:20You still acting like this is some chill family vacation instead of on the run?
00:40:24It's fine.
00:40:25You a shitty liar.
00:40:28I know I fucked you over.
00:40:31It's a police.
00:40:32Stop trying to make me feel better about it.
00:40:35You remember when we got into it at the park that day?
00:40:38And I told you that you had never really saved anyone.
00:40:43You were right.
00:40:44Not anymore.
00:40:45I'm still breathing, ain't I?
00:40:47And Raina, your nephews.
00:40:49I mean, yeah.
00:40:50Yeah, moving around constantly.
00:40:53It's a pain in the ass.
00:40:56But it's worth it.
00:40:57It's good to see you like this.
00:41:01Mom would be really proud of you, man.
00:41:06Dad!
00:41:07Dad!
00:41:08Uncle Reg.
00:41:09Why are they doing that?
00:41:16A-Train.
00:41:17That was your fucking phone-a-friend.
00:41:19Well, I held up my end, love.
00:41:21How are you gonna get us out?
00:41:22I'll fly us all out.
00:41:23One by one.
00:41:24Oh, that'll take all fucking night.
00:41:26All right.
00:41:27Fine.
00:41:28Just as long as we're on the same page here.
00:41:30Frenchie goes first.
00:41:32Yeah, all right.
00:41:32Frenchie first.
00:41:33What about Huey and Emem?
00:41:34We will get him.
00:41:35But nothing is more important than killing Homelander.
00:41:38Frenchie first.
00:41:39You sound like Maeve.
00:41:41Yeah, well, Maeve was right.
00:42:00Shit, go ahead.
00:42:01You've been whining like a little bitch since the Ace Horse.
00:42:14They're already gone.
00:42:19Stop following my fucking family, man.
00:42:21Never gonna stop, bro.
00:42:23Homelander's orders.
00:42:25Only one way this ends.
00:42:26Yeah, exactly.
00:42:27Right now, it's you coming after me.
00:42:29Then it'll be noir coming after you.
00:42:32New noir because Homelander killed the first one.
00:42:34Remember?
00:42:36That's how people end up around him.
00:42:38You smug dick.
00:42:40Always thought you were better than me, didn't you?
00:42:42Jesus.
00:42:44What?
00:42:44It's true.
00:42:45Sending me 2,000 octopus fleshlights.
00:42:48What, you think I'm a fucking joke?
00:42:50Suck my balls.
00:42:51You're the fucking joke.
00:42:52Look at you.
00:42:53On the run like a little bitch.
00:42:55And then I'm with Homelander.
00:42:58You know, I can see it.
00:43:00Look how terrified you are.
00:43:03Fuck you.
00:43:05I'm the lord of the seven seas, baby.
00:43:08I'm all about that Sigma life.
00:43:10I ain't terrified as shit.
00:43:12You're so scared of Homelander, you don't even see what it's done to you.
00:43:15I'm not fucking scared.
00:43:23Yeah, I said the same thing.
00:43:28It's pathetic.
00:43:32You're pathetic.
00:43:34Sooner or later, I'm gonna get your family.
00:43:48Xander, we'll leave when I say we'll leave.
00:43:51God.
00:43:52When I wrote the series finale of Triple C, that's Crimson Counts Capers, it was impossible
00:43:56to, like, tick every box and tie up every little storyline.
00:44:01I mean, just try making everybody happy.
00:44:03You can't do it.
00:44:04Finale's at the worst.
00:44:06Your voice makes me want to kill myself.
00:44:09Oh, sorry.
00:44:10Was that bad?
00:44:10How many times did you come here thinking I should just blaze on in there and save the
00:44:14day?
00:44:15No, I already said that...
00:44:16Oh, come on.
00:44:17Don't give me that Huey safe in his playpen bollocks.
00:44:20You left him in there because you don't want to look him in the eye after a year's worth
00:44:25of deep, dark shit you've done.
00:44:27Let me give you a bit of advice.
00:44:30Please don't.
00:44:33Ain't nothing to feel guilty about.
00:44:36Because that shit is going to get us all killed.
00:44:38I mean, it is thankless and impossible work.
00:44:41Hey, what did you guys think of the Lost Finale?
00:44:43Get to work, asshole.
00:44:44Great.
00:44:45I'm fucking starving.
00:44:46Where do you want to pop out?
00:44:47Bunk 19.
00:44:53Wait, that's a Vaughn Freedom Camp.
00:44:55Is it?
00:44:55No, no, no.
00:44:56You said I got to stick it to Vaughn.
00:44:58That gets fucking lasered in half.
00:44:59Well, that's how worms get their rocks off, isn't it?
00:45:02It's complicated, and I don't want to get into that right now.
00:45:04I'm fucking out.
00:45:05Hey, our friends are about to be killed.
00:45:07So you're going to dig us a hole, or I'll bury you in one.
00:45:18Drive the action to the climax.
00:45:20Drive the action to the climax.
00:45:32You guys are going to want to stay back.
00:45:47Oh, no.
00:46:03Have fun in the shithole.
00:46:05Ladies first.
00:46:07Fuck you.
00:46:35Fuck you.
00:46:49That wasn't so bad, was it?
00:46:52Don't ever contact me again.
00:46:56Oh, hey, uh, is it cool if I use this for the A story and the Reacher's pack I'm working
00:47:01on?
00:47:01Oh, piss off, wanker.
00:47:02Taking that as a yes.
00:47:26Oh, fuck.
00:47:31Surprise.
00:47:33Welcome, William.
00:47:34And you.
00:47:35The gang is almost all here.
00:47:38Oh, and, uh, you never told me that this one's nickname is Mother's Milk.
00:47:50Okay.
00:47:52So, what's the big plan?
00:47:54What, are you gonna sandbag me with the gedulkin virus?
00:47:57Yes.
00:47:59I know all about it.
00:48:00Suck my fat dick!
00:48:01Hmm?
00:48:10Hey, where's Starlight?
00:48:12This doesn't feel like a party without my little lightning bug here.
00:48:21Jesus Christ, William, you've got a viper's nest in there.
00:48:25I heard about it, of course, but seeing it for myself, it's, uh, it's incredible.
00:48:33I mean, it's fucking disgusting, of course, but it's beautiful, what you've done to yourself,
00:48:39what you've become.
00:48:41And you did all that for me.
00:48:49You know, but that, that is devotion.
00:48:54You know, William, I know we're not exactly equals, but I'm compelled to say,
00:49:02you are the only one that's ever challenged me.
00:49:07And there's a part of me that will be sad to see you go.
00:49:35Come on.
00:49:37Rolly's gonna fly us out.
00:49:52Penny, Penny!
00:50:00Shit.
00:50:01What the hell?
00:50:03Billy!
00:50:13Get down!
00:50:17Don't you move.
00:50:24Luke.
00:50:25Angie.
00:50:40It's okay, it's okay.
00:50:42Just stay there, okay?
00:50:58What are you doing?
00:51:02Hey, dick.
00:51:05I've been waiting for this.
00:51:08I'm gonna chop that thing up like a party saw.
00:51:11Fuck.
00:51:29Don't you fucking move.
00:51:32Get your hands up or I can see them.
00:51:35Get your fucking hands up or I can see them.
00:51:42I can see them.
00:51:43Thank you, Mademoiselle.
00:51:43Hold her tight.
00:51:50Where are you going?
00:51:55Where are you going?
00:52:18Get your hands up.
00:52:24Oh, God.
00:52:31Oh.
00:52:34Oh, God.
00:52:38I'm gonna stop it.
00:52:39I want some use of the cannon.
00:52:39Come on.
00:52:39So good.
00:53:03Fuck this.
00:53:03She's not coming back.
00:53:05Huey, we have to go.
00:53:06We have to go now.
00:53:07She's coming back.
00:53:08She can't.
00:53:09She's coming back.
00:53:10She's coming back.
00:53:22Deliaam!
00:53:27I don't know.
00:54:19I don't know.
00:54:23I don't know.
00:54:32I don't know.
00:54:32I don't know.
00:54:43I don't know.
00:55:19I don't know.
00:55:37Yeah, I know.
00:55:38And that's what I said.
00:55:40Yes, exactly.
00:55:41I don't know.
00:55:43No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:55:49No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:56:10no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:56:13Looks like someone can't catch the A train after all.
00:56:18End of the road, buddy boy.
00:56:34That's so funny.
00:56:38What was I so afraid of?
00:56:41You are fucking nothing.
00:56:49Really?
00:56:56Really?
00:56:58You're just an empty fucking suit.
00:57:01You take away these powers.
00:57:04And what are you, huh?
00:57:06Pathetic.
00:57:10Weak.
00:57:12Sniveling fucking loser.
00:57:17Weak.
00:57:21Weak.
00:57:23Weak.
00:57:24Weak.
00:57:26Weak.
00:57:33Weak.
00:57:42Weak.
00:57:44Weak.
00:57:46Weak.
00:57:57Weak.
00:58:12Weak.
00:58:14Weak.
00:58:16Weak.
00:58:28Weak.
00:58:42Weak.
00:58:44Weak.
00:58:54Weak.
00:58:56Weak.
00:59:13Weak.
00:59:14Weak.
00:59:16Weak.
00:59:28Weak.
00:59:30Weak.
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