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00:07The
00:08target is Doc Seismic.
00:13We're going to college together.
00:15I guess I get to keep my superhero boyfriend after all.
00:18The Immortal's now in charge.
00:19We are down, Houston.
00:21If a single Segwit fuses with one of your people,
00:25they will rise up as one.
00:28Finally, some action!
00:31I always wanted to be my dad.
00:33What if that happens?
00:35It's been an honor, sir.
00:39I'm better, I'm stronger, I'm ready.
00:42No, you're not.
00:42I'll work for you.
00:44Just put me back out there.
00:48For some of you, it probably seemed like this day would never come.
00:53For others, it came far too quickly.
00:58Maybe you're even wondering if you're ready for this.
01:02For what comes next.
01:05You are.
01:07I look out at this class and I see hope.
01:11I see a bright new world.
01:13With a special place for each and every one of you.
01:19Mark's not seriously gonna miss his own graduation, is he?
01:22He's just running a little late.
01:24This is why I quit superheroing.
01:27I mean, you only get to say goodbye to high school once.
01:29It needs to be enjoyed.
01:32Appreciated.
01:34Savored.
01:35He'll be here.
01:36You promise.
01:37Look at you!
01:39You're thieves!
01:40Rapists!
01:41Criminals!
01:43All so ignorant of your true crimes against terra firma!
01:48What is it with you and historical monuments?
01:52Professor Seismic, right?
01:54Doc Seismic.
01:56I never taught.
01:57Didn't you fall into like a huge pool of lava?
02:00I fell into a new realm of understanding.
02:04Do you know what this obscene phallus is constructed from?
02:07He asked expecting some idiotic answer.
02:11Uh...
02:12Granite stolen from the earth.
02:15Iron ripped from her loins.
02:18Bricks made of the clay she bleeds from humanity's endless ruinations.
02:23Isn't them...
02:25Most buildings?
02:27You can keep the ones made of wood.
02:32Everything else, we're taking back.
02:36Ah!
02:39Ah!
02:42Ah!
02:43Ah!
02:44Ah!
02:45Ah!
02:47Ah!
02:48Ah!
02:51Ah!
02:57Ah!
02:58Ah!
03:00Ah!
03:01Ah!
03:03I liked you better when you just hated presidents.
03:07Ah!
03:07Ah!
03:09Ah!
03:17Ah!
03:19Ah!
03:20Ah!
03:21Ah!
03:21Ah!
03:39The Earth reclaims her stolen flesh.
03:44When you find yourself in the shadow of adversity, do not be afraid.
03:49For without adversity, there can be no triumph.
03:54Without testing your limits, you will never know how strong you truly are.
04:23You're running out of time, kid.
04:25I know.
04:34See?
04:34Even your greatest heroes are useless against the power of darkness!
04:53Nice save, Mark.
04:54Would have been better if you had stopped him before he destroyed another one of America's
04:58greatest treasures?
04:59It's not destroyed.
05:02I could try pushing it back out to, you know...
05:06Do not do that.
05:08We'll take it from here.
05:10As the great Abraham Lincoln once said, whatever you are, be a good one.
05:17Did he, though?
05:18Did he really say that?
05:19It doesn't sound very Lincoln-y.
05:21Oh, so all I missed were the made-up inspirational quotes?
05:25Cool.
05:26Hey there, hero.
05:26Good timing.
05:28Mm-hmm.
05:31Is that... sulfur?
05:33Oh, man.
05:34Wait till I tell you about this guy.
05:35He's a case against higher education.
05:38Amber Justine Bennett.
05:43Yeah!
05:45William Francis Clockwood.
05:47I'd say it's been fun, but you know...
05:50High school.
05:51Marcus Sebastian Grayson.
05:56Samantha E. Wilkins.
06:02Marcus Sebastian?
06:04I thought we weren't keeping secrets from each other anymore.
06:07Some secrets should never be revealed, Justine.
06:13Everyone, please rise.
06:17Congratulations, graduates.
06:20Yeah!
06:21Yeah!
06:24Ooh, crap.
06:27Remember...
06:28Be bold.
06:30Be original.
06:31Be...
06:47I don't know.
06:49I don't feel any different.
06:52It's graduating high school, not losing your virginity.
06:56Amber, summer plans. Go.
06:59Nothing but swimming pools and sleeping late for two whole months.
07:04I mean...
07:06On the weekends.
07:07Maybe.
07:09I'm at the community center Mondays, Tuesdays and Thursdays.
07:12Oh, and did I tell you guys I'm volunteering for the Katie Giles campaign?
07:16That's your idea of a summer vacation?
07:19Hey, Giles is the real deal.
07:21Do you even know your state comptroller?
07:24I don't even know what a state comptroller is, but you do you.
07:27I'm gonna find the trashiest reality show I've never heard of and binge every episode twice.
07:33Eve, please tell Amber how to properly vacay.
07:37I'm, uh, gonna go help finish the reconstruction up in Chicago.
07:43Sorry. I didn't mean to make that weird for you or...
07:47No, that's...
07:49That's amazing.
07:50Do you ever miss punching bad guys in the face?
07:53Seems cathartic.
07:55Right now, I'm just happy helping people.
07:58Speaking of...
08:05God, I love having superhero friends.
08:07I mean, Eve specifically.
08:09Mark won't even take me flying anymore.
08:11Boo.
08:12Hiss.
08:12To graduation and new beginnings.
08:15Mark?
08:17I'm on call.
08:18Cecil might need me.
08:19You're always on call now.
08:22That's the job.
08:23It's alright.
08:26Here.
08:28What's this?
08:30Virgin Mai Tai.
08:33Very funny.
08:35Cheers, guys.
08:36To the best summer ever.
08:41I'm telling you this Martian problem isn't gonna fix itself.
08:44They were gonna execute us.
08:46We barely got off that rock alive.
08:49Come on.
08:49They were trying to save their planet.
08:51From their own slaves.
08:52If those Sekwids ever take over, Earth is next.
08:56We need to strike first.
08:57Send up that invincible guy again.
09:00You're talking about starting an interplanetary war.
09:06Livingston.
09:07Well, what makes you think I know anything about Martians?
09:14Is that how you say it?
09:14Martians?
09:15I have to visit the urination chamber.
09:24Get a grip.
09:25Get a grip.
09:26You are a smart Earth astronaut.
09:30Hey, everything okay, Russ?
09:33Fine.
09:34Everything.
09:35Everything's okay.
09:36Yeah.
09:36Sorry, how long have you been standing there?
09:38Nothing matters, because I have nothing to hide.
09:41Well, listen, son.
09:43I know things haven't been easy since Mars.
09:45After what you all went through up there,
09:47no one can blame you for being a little, uh...
09:57Uh, not yourself.
09:59But it's been months, and quite frankly, Livingston,
10:03this is the U.S. Space Administration.
10:06Not therapy.
10:08Oh, God.
10:10No.
10:11Well, I don't know how else to say this.
10:14Please don't kill me!
10:15What?
10:17Spare me!
10:18I won't fail you again.
10:20I swear on my three-chambered heart,
10:22just please do not stab all three of them!
10:24Uh, Christ on a Christmas tree.
10:26No one's killing anybody.
10:29But effective immediately,
10:30you're taking a temporary leave
10:32till you can get your head on straight.
10:34Huh?
10:46Huh?
10:48Oh, shit!
10:50Uh!
10:52Uh!
10:53Whoa!
10:54Whoa, whoa, whoa!
10:56Huh!
11:02Hmph!
11:05Uh!
11:08Oof!
11:14Ishoiéra
11:15do you think you're doing you scared the piss out of my entire crow i'm just trying to help
11:21how do i know that's the code you know what go stuff your coat up your ass i live in
11:29that
11:29building and if it was up to the bureaucrats we'd be sleeping in high school gyms until labor day
11:37thanks thank you mommy does this mean we can go home now it's about time someone cut through all
11:45the red tape and did something instead of just talking about it you know how long i've been
11:50bay in the city to clean up that mess six years oh but unless you know somebody good luck you
11:59know me
12:00don't you
12:23oh
12:31wow that is so cool
12:42hey mom no no everything's fine great actually i was just thinking about you and
12:49is something wrong hey mom morning
12:58since when do you drink coffee since i got my powers
13:04oh i hadn't noticed
13:11it keeps doing that i told cecil those contractors he hired were total amateurs
13:16yeah well at least he fixed our house his people shot it up
13:21can we please not do this right now sorry i guess we're both still a bit raw
13:29so how about we take a little break i found some crazy deals online i'm i'm thinking beach trip you
13:38and me
13:38somewhere tropical with a fancy hotel bermuda maybe saint lucia seriously call it a graduation present
13:49uh i mean i want to but cecil told me the guardians are working out some issues and i don't
13:55know if i can take off right now
13:58well what about taking the time to enjoy your last summer being a kid
14:02i'm not a kid anymore yes i know that you're an adult but that means making your own choices
14:09you don't have to do everything cecil tells you yeah mom i kind of do the last time i did
14:14this on my
14:15own half a city got destroyed i understand no you don't let me finish i understand why you think
14:22you have to prove yourself but you don't you're a good person no one thinks you're going to turn
14:26out like your father but then why would you even say it oh i'm i'm sorry that's not what i
14:31meant
14:32mark i need you thank god what i have to go mark wait
14:47i quit i'm done fuck your training man
14:56people try and kill me every single day look i don't need that shit at home
15:04somebody got me in the balls maybe if you train more and complained less we could get back to
15:09saving lives we just stopped him from being that guy and now we've got you
15:18uh fuck my life
15:28kate is that you i've got a boo-boo that could use some duplicuses
15:36first of all we are not dating and second that's inappropriate language for the workplace
15:42so kiss your own boo-boo boo boo
15:49wait i know that look oh are you shitting me you goddamn geriatric hypocrite this is none of your
16:00business you and i were never a thing the immortal and i are deal with it kate don't do this
16:09please
16:13we called them heroes role models protectors but no one ever expected to call the guardians of the
16:21globe victims welcome to our first annual commemoration of the massacre that shook the
16:27world we began by honoring aquarius king of atlantis aquarius first one hearts
16:35hi russ yes russ i know you lost your job but the rent's been due for months so you know
16:45i do
16:49just find a way to pay your bills or i need you out by the end of next week
16:53next we honor the guardian's fallen green do-gooder martian man
16:59he may have come from the stars but martian man will always be one of earth's greatest superheroes
17:06while taking on bigger threats was part of his job as a guardian martian man always made time to help
17:12first responders on the scene with his gentle nature and kind spirit martian man made earth his home
17:28here's the need to know we've had multiple corroborated sightings of darkwing
17:33which is perturbing me considering that i personally idd what was left of his ribcage last year
17:40oh uh sorry it's okay so observe and report that's why you're employee of the month kid
17:51midnight city
17:54been a virtual no-man's-land since the midnight magician cursed it back in o2
17:58so when you say cursed is that like a metaphor or
18:04what the hell i mean it's cursed current at midnight perpetual darkness summer on the dark side of the moon
18:20so weird
18:25let me know when you're done playing tourists
18:34oh god help help please somebody help me
18:44ah please please somebody help me
18:53i am helping
18:58help me make sure scum like you never hurt another innocent person again
19:12come on man
19:15darkwing was at my 12th birthday party so i'm pretty sure he doesn't kill people
19:19also pretty sure he's dead killed by your father invincible which is why i carry on his work
19:25i was night boy his assistant assistant what you mean sidekick we don't use that term
19:34it's degrading okay bring him in he's lost it you think you hear them too huh the voices
19:44oh man hey you're coming with me okay i'm not going anywhere with the son of a psychopath
19:51oh man hey i'm being nice so watch you
19:58huh
20:06ow i felt that
20:08my predecessor developed this exoskeleton to help even the field against those like you
20:15but that's not what you should be worried about hey man i said i felt that punch i didn't say
20:20it hurt
20:31welcome to the shadow verse
20:34there are dark things here hungry things even i don't dare to stay too long but i hope you like
20:43it
20:44because you are never leaving i like the old darkwing better i'm the hero here i'm saving the world from
20:54omni-man's son
20:58hey don't call me that let go
21:03not until you take me back
21:09hmm guess who they'll eat first
21:17you would never like you said i'm omni-man's son
21:23you have no idea what i'm capable of
21:32there and let go of
21:43mark we lost you for a minute where were you you'll have to ask darkwing sidekick
21:49when he regains consciousness
21:51okay bring him in i gotta sign off something just came up anything i can do i doubt it
22:14it's not a job
22:16it's not a job
22:17and he's not your your soldier
22:20you can't just order him around
22:22well at least he follows orders
22:26debbie i didn't mean that that's what this is about isn't it that you're in control not him
22:31that he's not like his father debbie i can't believe you even think that after everything mark
22:37went through and what if you decide you can't trust him what then that won't happen i wish i believed
22:43you
22:46debbie i meant what i said about looking out for mark no dangerous stuff until he's ready and he calls
22:52the shots you have my word sir the mars file you requested
23:01donald debbie are you okay she was just leaving
23:15i told you sweetie everything's fine you don't sound fine mom are you and dad fighting again
23:24no nothing like that well then what
23:28mom it's me i'll put on some tea and we can just talk okay things have been a little tight
23:35lately
23:35financially but we're fine really sweetie mom why didn't you say something you know i can help out
23:47there turn it back please before your father gets home why what's going on
23:56samantha dad what are you doing in a burger mart shirt it's called an honest day's work
24:02at the furniture store you've been there for 20 years until you people turn the chicago corporate office
24:08into a pile of rubble oh god why didn't you tell me maybe you should have asked instead of flying
24:13off
24:14to god knows where doing god knows what all right well i'm here now okay you don't have to work
24:20some
24:20minimum wage job like a teenager i can give you and mom whatever you want i've provided for this family
24:26longer than you've been alive
24:31there 24 karat you can sell this turn it back oh you're being stubborn for no reason i said change
24:39it back
24:44i have to run the times wants to interview me about my work in chicago
24:48i will visit in a few days to check in and make dad sell this hi hi there i'm calling
24:59on behalf of
24:59the katie giles campaign to ask for your vote in next month's state comptroller election no comptroller
25:06you know overseeing budgets auditing state finances it's critical work and hello hello i think you need
25:14a new slogan that doesn't have the word audit in it or comptroller local politics might not be as
25:22sexy as flying around in tights but that doesn't mean you're the only one saving the world see that's
25:28a better slogan shouldn't you be off punching things into space surprise i'm taking you to lunch
25:40oh unexpected but appreciated let me go grab my bag there's this great tie place down the street
25:48uh i had somewhere else in mind
25:57i said i'd be back at 1 30. we're almost there
26:06okay you can look now oh my god you brought me to paris sort of is that a casino
26:23okay yeah so it's just las vegas okay you only get an hour for lunch and i can't fly you
26:30to europe
26:30that fast without your skin ripping off so can i kiss you anyway
26:40you get an a for effort and for letting me keep my skin on well i didn't want to get
26:47you all the
26:47baggage of dating a superhero without any of the perks mark i need you give me a sec
26:58dinner tonight instead
27:02go save the world invincible just make sure the voice in your ear isn't the only one you listen to
27:09do you you're way too good for me
27:17hmm also i need to take you back to work first
27:37you're late for what low tide something like that
27:43it turns out the atlanteans are sore about omni-man murdering their king aquaris
27:47since your dad vanished like a fart in a hurricane atlantean law dictates that his sentence falls to
27:53his next of kin you that's a stupid law maybe but atlantis controls the oceans they threaten to erase
28:01the eastern seaboard if we don't deal with this you want me to go to war against an entire underwater
28:06civilization who said anything about war according to atlantean custom the only way to atone for
28:12the king's murder is to marry his widow what it's an honor you think about it i can't marry a
28:19fish i have a girlfriend relax strictly symbolic all you have to do is go through the ceremony maybe
28:26kiss the bride then all is forgiven and everyone moves on it's easy okay but like will i have to
28:31you know
28:34what exactly am i looking at you're right
28:42sorry kid i got another fire to put out good luck down there i'll be listening
28:49talk to me it's the lizard league sir
28:54you called me back for the lizard league they've hit a bio research lab outside of dallas
28:58how we got king lizard rotting in a prison cell it appears that supreme lizard has seized control
29:04in his absence send in the guardians are you sure they're ready if they can't take down the lizard
29:11league they'll never be ready nope not this bullshit again i'm not doing another me
29:25that me that me better not be you rudy it's not
29:34who are you i call me the shapesmith
29:43guardians
29:46things usually this weird around here you have no idea
30:03it's usually this weird around here you have no idea
30:17you have no idea
30:18you have no idea
30:20you have no idea
30:31welcome son of he who slayed my husband about that you will address her as your majesty
30:39air breather right your majesty it's an honor to meet you and i'm very sorry for what my father did
30:49but i can't do this and definitely not here in front of everyone okay i think it's kind of awkward
30:55but
30:55i have a girlfriend name is amber and we're finally in a good place so even though you know
31:02you seem super nice it just wouldn't feel right to what do you speak of isn't that why i'm here
31:10to be your new king why would i need a king i commended this kingdom for a decade while
31:17aquarist play dress-up with you humans oh then we're not getting married we abolish that barbaric
31:25custom what do you think we are savages oh my oh thank god i mean i'm thank you your your
31:35majesty
31:37great so what's a new law
31:42trial by combat release the duck dweller
31:52oh man
32:06wait you want me to fight that seems a little unfair
32:16okay i win can i go now
32:29ah that makes a lot more sense
32:42seriously
32:50if you're not feeling ready paul yeah let's sell this bitch okay oh wow this place is adorable
33:05hi
33:08so pleased to meet you come on in
33:13and last but not least the living room i love it it looks recently renovated it looks like they
33:20didn't even know what they were doing it was professionally redone only two years ago when are
33:26you taking offers wednesday whoa slow down i was just asking yeah well don't bother we're definitely
33:33not offering on this place it's in our price range we like the location the school it's too
33:38far from the office you want me to get home even later there's excellent local transit of course i
33:43don't i just think it's not happening when you earn the money you can decide where we live
33:50she's not your pet what was that did we mention the spacious garage why don't you all go ahead
33:56i'll meet you there in a jiffy
34:01why don't you take the rest of the day off i'll call you later
34:28what the hell's going on down there
34:31your file on atlantean law needs some serious updating this wasn't the deal
34:36i'm pulling you out back up somewhere
34:50oh shit
35:05talk to me kid
35:09that sound
35:25how far away is that backup incoming
35:35how's your chance get out of there
35:58cecil that thing got loose it's killing everyone
36:01they should have thought about that before they brought it home from the store
36:04i can't leave those people to die they tried to kill you they were cheering
36:09all they wanted was justice for what my dad did
36:14you're not your father mark
36:20that's why i'm going back
36:49okay
36:50Okay, now we can do this.
37:20Huh?
37:28Ugh.
37:35Um...
37:51Oh
38:00You got lucky this time lucky Atlantis is calling it even since you saved the Queen's life
38:07The next time I give you an order you listen pull up the audio from that fight
38:20Give it to the boys in R&D. I'm on a report in a week. Yes, sir
38:26Sir when Debbie came to speak with you she seemed
38:31Distressed when she when she saw me and she's a distressed person after the number Nolan did on her who
38:36knows what's going through her head
38:39Anything else Donald
38:42No, sir
38:50Oh
38:54Why would you do that? We don't want your fake food or your fake gold. They're not fake
39:03but I
39:04Get it
39:05You had your job for years and losing it must feel awful
39:09I know how hard you work to provide for mom and me. No one is trying to take that away
39:13from you
39:14But you gotta get over this stupid man of the house thing. I'm trying to help
39:18Oh, yeah, like you help Chicago
39:21What the whole lot was unstable. That's why the city never built there
39:30It's a miracle. Nobody was killed
39:33This is what happens when you think rules are just for us pathetic normal people
39:37Your powers don't make you a hero. They make you dangerous
39:43I
39:44Have to go
39:46Don't come back until you figure that out
39:55Fuck
39:56Oh, no, no, no, no, no
40:18YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
41:15YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
41:22AND OVER HERE IS OUR TRAINING ROOM!
41:25WOW! LOOK AT ALL THOSE THOSE THINGS!
41:30OOH! WHY DON'T YOU SHOW THEM THE SHOWER, IMMORTAL?
41:33IT'S SUPER ROOMY! YOU COULD DO ANYTHING IN THERE, RIGHT?
41:38AND YOU ALL GET TO LIVE HERE?
41:40PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT AND MAYBE YOU CAN TOO SOMEDAY.
41:43THE GUARDIANS COULD USE SOMEONE WITH YOUR TALENTS.
41:46REALLY?
41:47FORGIVE ME FOR QUESTIONING YOUR AUTHORITY, IMMORTAL,
41:50BUT WE DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE SHAPESMITH.
41:52I CAN TELL YOU. I CAN TELL YOU. I CAN TELL YOU.
41:56I WAS BORN A BABY HUMAN RIGHT HERE ON THE PLANET OF EARTH.
42:11I GOT MY SUPERPOWERS IN A RANDOM INDUSTRIAL ACCIDENT.
42:25I SWORE TO USE MY ABILITIES FOR GOOD AND TO HELP PEOPLE AND TO PROTECT MY PLANET.
42:30NO MATTER WHAT.
42:37BECAUSE I AM A NORMAL HUMAN SUPERHERO.
42:45AM I IN?
42:50YES, WE WERE DEFEATED.
42:53YES, IT WAS EMBARRASSING.
42:57YES, IT WAS MY PLAN.
43:00BUT WE ARE NOT A JOKE.
43:03NO MATTER WHAT SOCIAL MEDIA SAYS.
43:07WE ARE THE LIZARD LEAGUE.
43:10AND WE ARE UNSTOPPABLE.
43:14WE ARE UNSTOPPABLE.
43:16WE ARE UNSTOPPABLE.
43:18AND UNDER MY LEADERSHIP,
43:21INSTEAD OF THAT FOOL KING LIZARD,
43:24WE WILL RISE AGAIN ANY DAY NOW.
43:29NO.
43:30ALL HAIL SUPREME LIZARD.
43:33ALL HAIL SUPREME LIZARD.
43:35ALL HAIL SUPREME LIZARD.
43:39ALL HAIL SUPREME LIZARD.
43:42IF ANYONE IS GOING TO TURN THIS ORGANIZATION AROUND,
43:48IT'S GOING TO BE KING LIZARD.
43:50ANY OBJECTIONS?
44:08WHY SHOULD I TELL YOU ANYTHING?
44:11WHO THE HELL ARE YOU, ANYWAY?
44:14THINK OF ME AS AN OLD FRIEND.
44:16AN OLD FRIEND WHO CAN HELP YOU,
44:18GIVEN YOUR CURRENT PREDICAMENT.
44:22FINE.
44:24THEY WERE SMART.
44:27AFTER OUR ULTIMATUM,
44:28THEY AMBUSHED MY DAD WITH EXPERIMENTAL QUANTUM BOMBS.
44:31STILL COST THEM MOST OF EUROPE.
44:36THEN THEY JUST...
44:38WORE ME DOWN.
44:41GAUGHT ME WHEN I FINALLY HAD TO SLEEP.
44:44Mmm.
44:46INTERESTING.
44:48FREEZE!
44:50WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
44:52THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
44:53ME?
44:54I'M NOT YOUR PROBLEM.
44:56THEN WHOSE PROBLEM ARE YOU?
44:59HIS.
45:00WELL, NOT HIS, BUT...
45:04CLOSE ENOUGH.
45:06MAKE HIM PAY FOR WHAT HE DID TO YOUR WORLD.
45:09WHAT?
45:10STOP!
45:11HEY, YOU PROMISED YOU'D HELP ME!
45:13HEY! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!
45:15HEY!
45:33HEY!
45:34HEY, DON'T ME!
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