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00:00:10This is my son, your grandson, your fucking disappointment.
00:00:14Get out of the building now!
00:00:16Let's just stop!
00:00:17Everything you wanted, he's right fucking there.
00:00:19And now you blink?
00:00:21Ladies and gentlemen, the vice president of the United States.
00:00:24I know exactly what you're thinking, literally.
00:00:26Homelander wants more Starlighters arrested, as long as you're useful.
00:00:29Everything will come up, Ashley.
00:00:30Oh my god, Samir.
00:00:31Is that?
00:00:32So he's dad?
00:00:35You're gonna make us some more of that virus.
00:00:39You're still working on the virus, and you want Frenchy.
00:00:42Homelander's fuming.
00:00:44He's gonna execute Huey, Frenchy, and him in about 36 hours.
00:00:47We need your help to break them out.
00:00:49You're fucking crazy.
00:00:51Oh my god.
00:00:53Frenchy.
00:00:59What was I so afraid of?
00:01:11What was I so afraid of?
00:01:15I think I should stand and fight, and disappear into the night, into the night.
00:01:25Praise the Lord.
00:01:28Praise the Lord.
00:01:31We come together to mourn the one and only A-Train.
00:01:35He loved his country, his God, but most of all his captain.
00:01:44Homelander, amen.
00:01:48But our martyred brother in Christ was struck down by that Jezebel,
00:01:58that wily emissary of Satan himself, Starlight.
00:02:02That's right.
00:02:04Now you know that ain't no figure of speech, right?
00:02:07It ain't no metaphors in this house.
00:02:09Starlight and her minions are literally possessed by demons.
00:02:13They spew and vomit.
00:02:15They eatin' babies.
00:02:16They turnin' little boys into little girls with garden shears.
00:02:20Lord, have mercy!
00:02:25We cast those demons out of this house.
00:02:28We fight hellfire.
00:02:30We're holy fire.
00:02:31We fight with the ballot box.
00:02:34We fight with the ammo box.
00:02:37Matthew 1034.
00:02:39I do not come to bring the peace, but a sword.
00:02:42You are not here to be blessed.
00:02:43You are here to do war.
00:02:46Amen!
00:02:47Amen!
00:02:48Amen!
00:02:49Amen!
00:02:51Can you feel the Holy Ghost power?
00:02:53I said, can you feel the Holy Ghost power?
00:02:57Then I need you to praise him.
00:02:59Praise him!
00:03:01Praise him for victory!
00:03:03Praise him!
00:03:04Praise him for America!
00:03:05Praise him!
00:03:06Praise him for our superheroes!
00:03:08Praise him!
00:03:09Praise your arms!
00:03:11Stand up!
00:03:13Stand up!
00:03:14Stand up!
00:03:14In the name of Jesus!
00:03:16My sweet body.
00:03:20Amen!
00:03:22Amen!
00:03:23Amen!
00:03:25Amen!
00:03:26Amen!
00:03:26Amen!
00:03:28Amen!
00:03:37Amen!
00:03:41Welcome to the outskirts of airy Pennsylvania.
00:03:44A charming little burg, best known for its staggering amount of fentanyl overdoses.
00:03:53Oh, and, uh, when you come in here, keep your mouth shut.
00:03:59Or I'll do the fucking law of you.
00:04:20You're still working on the virus.
00:04:22Not working. Sorted.
00:04:25Thanks to this diamond geezer.
00:04:31Is that me?
00:04:33I found him not long after that bollocks with Newman and poor little Zoe.
00:04:40Well, you lot remember, don't you?
00:04:42When that cunt homelander brutally murdered him in cold blood.
00:04:48Poor sods. Didn't stand a chance.
00:04:51Samir?
00:04:52Hi, I'm Huey. I was friends with Vicky.
00:04:54I...
00:04:59I'm so sorry for your loss.
00:05:00Are you an idiot? He cut off your leg with a hatchet.
00:05:02And kept me prisoner. So did you.
00:05:04You shot me with the virus.
00:05:05Your leg regrew.
00:05:06All right, all right. Listen.
00:05:08The only thing that matters is we buried said that shit so we could crack on with a godly work
00:05:13of revenge.
00:05:14And, good news.
00:05:16Samir's done it.
00:05:17As of last week, that naughty little bug of his is finally strong enough to top Homelander.
00:05:22Well, so we reckon. We just need a little dry run.
00:05:26This thing kills just Homelander?
00:05:29Or every soup?
00:05:30Don't know.
00:05:31But we'll have a laugh finding out, won't we?
00:05:33Jesus fucking Christ.
00:05:34Will it infect humans?
00:05:36Well, you know, we gotta test it.
00:05:39We're close to Cleveland.
00:05:40You wish to test it on Rock Hard, no?
00:05:43I'm glad you're back, mate.
00:05:45Rock Hard?
00:05:46A member of Teenage Geeks.
00:05:48Rock Hard is a living mountain.
00:05:51Nine hundred pounds of walking granite.
00:05:53Hasn't been seen since his unspeakable acts at the Lincoln Memorial, no?
00:05:58Or he's called fucked Lincoln in the ear, filled it with so much outcome it burst out of his mouth.
00:06:05Which makes Rock Hard the perfect lab rat.
00:06:08Indestructible, or nearly, almost as strong as Homelander.
00:06:11And, no one gives a fuck about him.
00:06:14So, we nip in, twat him, bring him back here for a dose of killjuice.
00:06:18Lemon fucking squeezy.
00:06:23So, let's get cracking.
00:06:24We gotta stop the hate crimes against Supes before they start.
00:06:30With President Calhoun's Freedom to be Free Act, local superheroes can now apprehend Starlighters before they commit any more violence.
00:06:42Here you go.
00:06:44Where'd you get these from?
00:06:46Just friends, but they don't need them anymore.
00:06:52So, how are we gonna do it?
00:06:53Do what?
00:06:54Get the virus away from Butcher.
00:06:56We kill him.
00:06:56No, we're not gonna kill him.
00:06:57We're not just gonna go along with this, right?
00:07:02I'm sorry.
00:07:02Do we all have amnesia?
00:07:04Have we forgotten how fucked Butcher is?
00:07:06He murdered Vicky in front of her daughter.
00:07:08Now, he wants to murder every soup on the planet, which includes you.
00:07:12I said we take the virus and we run.
00:07:14Or kill him.
00:07:15Look, it's ten thousand soups to save eight billion people worldwide.
00:07:21That's a good price in any war.
00:07:24Look, kid.
00:07:25It's a shit decision, alright?
00:07:27We're not denying that.
00:07:28But, they're out there wrangling people up as we speak.
00:07:31We don't have a motherfucking choice.
00:07:32Yes, there is a choice.
00:07:33And no, it's not yours to make.
00:07:34You're not the one who's going to die.
00:07:36Right?
00:07:39Why do you always give in to them?
00:07:44Kimiko, please.
00:07:45Wait!
00:07:58Hey.
00:08:01So, it's been a tough year.
00:08:03No.
00:08:04No, I mean, I have been at Epcot mostly.
00:08:07Huh.
00:08:08Why do you bring it up?
00:08:10Just your whole vibe.
00:08:11Ditching Ivy and I at the camp.
00:08:13You're siding with Butcher.
00:08:14Your hair is different.
00:08:15Okay.
00:08:16Not so much about the hair.
00:08:17It's just, uh...
00:08:24Annie.
00:08:25Whatever you had to do.
00:08:28I get it.
00:08:29It's okay.
00:08:31We can...
00:08:33We can figure this out.
00:08:35We can...
00:08:36Talk?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:41Or...
00:08:42Counterpoint.
00:08:44Not talk.
00:08:46I mean...
00:08:48Yeah.
00:08:49That's a...
00:08:50That's a pretty compelling point.
00:09:07You stood there.
00:09:08Oh, girl.
00:09:09Listen.
00:09:09Judoff.
00:09:10Sliced into you by Homelander.
00:09:11Shot here, here, here.
00:09:13It hurt every time.
00:09:14But the virus?
00:09:15That was the only time I wanted to die.
00:09:16The pain.
00:09:18The pain.
00:09:21And you're okay with it.
00:09:23No.
00:09:26On my life, I'm not.
00:09:29But this is happening.
00:09:30With or without us.
00:09:32So I must learn everything I can about this pestilence.
00:09:37So I can protect you.
00:09:42I spent every day of the last year...
00:09:46dreaming about you.
00:10:04You think that I would let anything take you away from me again?
00:10:11Yeah.
00:10:14I should fight you too.
00:10:17C'est incroyable.
00:10:20Your voice is even more beautiful than I dreamt.
00:10:34Close off now.
00:10:45Your bottom F.
00:10:46Is it fully regrown?
00:10:48My vagina is tingly and damp.
00:10:53It's always true.
00:10:55Don't have to tell you.
00:10:58I love your precious heart.
00:11:02I...
00:11:04I was standing.
00:11:07You were there.
00:11:10And they could never tear us apart.
00:11:18I told you...
00:11:21That we could fly.
00:11:26That we could fly.
00:11:27That we could fly.
00:11:27But some of us don't know why.
00:11:34I was standing.
00:11:37You were there.
00:11:40And they could never help.
00:11:43They could tear us apart.
00:12:00God damn it, Adrienne.
00:12:06I didn't need to come to this.
00:12:09I don't know.
00:12:10You left me no choice.
00:12:12I know my leadership style can be...
00:12:15stern.
00:12:17But...
00:12:17it's for your own good.
00:12:21I like to think of myself as...
00:12:24the big brother...
00:12:27that you never had.
00:12:34You remember that girlfriend you had?
00:12:39Uh...
00:12:40Paul.
00:12:41Pop Fang.
00:12:44Betrayed us both.
00:12:45To William Butcher.
00:12:47No less.
00:12:47Huge mess.
00:12:48Your fault.
00:12:48What did I do?
00:12:50What did I do?
00:12:52I gave you a chance to make things right.
00:12:55I...
00:12:56I reached out my hand.
00:13:00And you bit it.
00:13:02What did I ever do...
00:13:04to deserve that?
00:13:06What?
00:13:07Was I too nurturing?
00:13:09Too forgiving?
00:13:10Well, maybe.
00:13:10But damn it.
00:13:12You weren't like the others.
00:13:14Snakes.
00:13:16Backstabbers.
00:13:17I could count on you, man.
00:13:18I did count on you.
00:13:20I loved you.
00:13:23But here we are.
00:13:26Why does this keep happening to me?
00:13:34I guess the strongest men are the most alone.
00:13:38You wouldn't understand.
00:13:43Nobody does.
00:14:26Firecracker's flaming freedom sticks.
00:14:26I'm Countess Crow.
00:14:27And I know you want to know you wanna know you want to know . . . .
00:14:33Firecracker's flaming freedom sticks.
00:14:34I'm Countess Crow, Countess of the Crows, and we're doing a Votality Vamp Glam tutorial.
00:14:43Wankers. Can't even take a shit without it being sponsored.
00:14:46You know they could pay like 50 grand a post for this shit.
00:14:4950 grand?
00:14:51Dog wankers.
00:14:56Guys, we drill any louder and the real housewives of country are going to hear.
00:15:00Frenchy, how much longer?
00:15:01Teenage kicks you dead out on patrol any minute.
00:15:03They go out, we go in.
00:15:05Rockhart hasn't posted in a year. He might not live here anymore.
00:15:09Every day, Countess Crow, Countess of the Crows, brings down a protein shake to the basement.
00:15:14I bet my bottom anal beads is down there.
00:15:22Everything okay?
00:15:24All good.
00:15:32Oi, look lively back there.
00:15:35All right. Nothing fancy, yeah?
00:15:37Nip in, twat in.
00:15:39Bring it back here.
00:15:42Keep the engine running.
00:15:50Oh, you ready?
00:15:54You ready?
00:16:21Internet's down. Cam's too.
00:16:22Um, yeah, we have a problem.
00:16:29Putain, man.
00:16:32He really let himself go.
00:16:38The fuck you ass slitters doing in here?
00:16:45My god, asshole must weigh 30,000 pounds.
00:16:49My dick weighs more, bitch.
00:16:53Well, right now, wait, we can move him.
00:16:55He moved the three of us.
00:16:57So, what now?
00:17:16You.
00:17:17What the fuck?
00:17:18No, no, no, no.
00:17:19It's okay, it's okay.
00:17:20I don't want to hurt you.
00:17:21You're safe, okay?
00:17:23You've been in deep freeze again.
00:17:25Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:17:26For how long?
00:17:28Almost two years.
00:17:29In a CIA black site.
00:17:31I just found out this morning.
00:17:34You found out this morning?
00:17:35Yeah.
00:17:36But that just happens to be in your room?
00:17:42Did you fuck me?
00:17:44What?
00:17:44Is this some kind of incest thing?
00:17:46No!
00:17:46Then what the fuck is this?
00:17:48Look, I...
00:17:50I want you to find William Butcher.
00:17:53Find him yourself?
00:17:54Well, the people that work for me are limited,
00:17:56and you are the best tracker there is.
00:18:00I just, I need you to find him
00:18:01and report back.
00:18:03Very simple.
00:18:04You want me
00:18:07to work for you.
00:18:08Well, why don't we say work with me,
00:18:11and I can help you.
00:18:13I can give you a proper comeback.
00:18:16I don't need you for that.
00:18:17Well, the whole world does think
00:18:19that you're a Russian spy, so...
00:18:22Okay.
00:18:23All right.
00:18:24Listen to me.
00:18:26I'm no ass Felch and commie.
00:18:28You got that?
00:18:29I know, I know.
00:18:30And listen,
00:18:31I am Vaught now.
00:18:34Me.
00:18:35So the public?
00:18:36They're gonna believe
00:18:37that you are whatever I tell them you are.
00:18:40I can resurrect you.
00:18:41I can give you back what you lost.
00:18:44I can even make you number two in the seven.
00:18:47Number two?
00:18:50Or how about I finish the job
00:18:53and blast you to kingdom fuck?
00:18:57Yeah, you could try.
00:18:59Who knows?
00:19:00You might even fry the V right out of my blood.
00:19:05Or you might not.
00:19:08But I'm betting that you hate William Butcher
00:19:10more than you hate me.
00:19:15After all, I'm not the one that betrayed you.
00:19:17Am I?
00:19:19I tried to kill you.
00:19:21The minute I turn my back,
00:19:22how do I know you won't return the favor?
00:19:25Look.
00:19:26Uh-huh.
00:19:35You find William Butcher for me.
00:19:39All is forgiven.
00:19:50looks like a fucking kindergarten ashtray improve your sleep strengthen your immune system
00:19:57nourish your soul the ancient daoists believed that perennium sunning stopped chi
00:20:03life force from leaving the body and invited prana solar energy in
00:20:10don't ignore your anal wellness introducing the new deep brand sigma solarium by vat
00:20:16by bros for bros okay we need to abort your mom should have aborted you
00:20:26fuck it we'll test it here what test mrs charcutta if the virus is contagious as samir says
00:20:33the game is over no butcher's right brockhardt has seen us so we can't leave
00:20:40virus what virus look i don't break you lot out of the panda flap about now all we've got to
00:20:46do
00:20:47is seal of inhalation every exit point tighter than a boy scout's asshole a jamboree
00:20:57maybe
00:21:04yo is that motherfucker holding his breath uh-huh his heart rate is 10 beats per minute he can't
00:21:11probably hold his breath for a couple of hours like a blue whale he won't breathe how do we get
00:21:16the
00:21:16virus in him whoa he ain't our first whale is he you lot sort this i'll fetch the virus
00:21:23can make how you're with me
00:21:30oh you two leave it out would you
00:21:33fucking work in here
00:21:37hey coming with you what for i don't trust you
00:21:45yeah suit yourself
00:21:52we've so far identified the location of 10 000 active starlight sympathizers coincidentally the map is
00:21:59almost identical to where the most nut milks are consumed where's more he just disappears every
00:22:03afternoon won't say where he's going won't say
00:22:06shit he's on method meisner technique
00:22:10is that a jew thing we are using local soups and law enforcement to round them up but you can
00:22:16invoke the
00:22:16insurrection act if we need to deploy the military mr president good idea what qualifies someone as an
00:22:22active starlighter that's going to be anyone who posts pro starlight or anti-homelander content honestly the
00:22:29vault book algorithm does most of the work for us we've got what 52 000 data points on every user
00:22:36we truly live in an age of wonder but we are going to need to triple the amount of freedom
00:22:41camps to
00:22:42hold them all love it it's just that after we've paid for vault's military contracts all those corporate
00:22:48tax breaks and for the existing freedom camps treasury's running a little dry people get twitchy
00:22:54at rounding up their neighbors but they'll flat out revolt if we raise taxes the president is
00:23:00thinking how insane this is right now he'll back you you can do it speak up and a lot of
00:23:05these
00:23:06sympathizers are vaut customers won't their arrest seat into your bottom line no we'll just start
00:23:13selling ads on vaut plus wow amazing ashley you're a real che gevada well all righty then let me ask
00:23:19the most important question do i got immunity
00:23:34for fuck's sake soldier boy is the president vice president of the united states of america
00:23:41they work for me everyone soldier boy is gonna be number two in the seven once he is located william
00:23:49butcher and annie january wait wait what sir no sir i i can do this i can bring them in
00:23:54well like you
00:23:55did with a train we're going in a new direction deep competence oh and steve soldier boy's gonna need
00:24:02a full pardon well sir he uh he was guilty of you know treason consider done sir terrific and you
00:24:14know what i'm sure the man's dying for a drink uh steve can you make him a manhattan manhattan thanks
00:24:22steve
00:24:30i'll also have a manhattan god damn since what could soups teabag the president since me
00:24:58okay okay what's next
00:25:05what is it
00:25:16oh
00:25:19this mountain pornography what almost got you fuckers ha ha
00:25:33at least that explains how he's groomed
00:25:38from bashing his bishop gross
00:25:49that's what i'm talking about oh god
00:25:57fucking unsanitary
00:25:59i'm sorry
00:25:59i'm sorry
00:26:30Next step will be to apply my fave foundation from my Votality collab, Velvet Ember.
00:26:37It doesn't fade even after a long day of shoving starlighters into police fans.
00:26:43We talked about this. I don't have a choice. They make me do this.
00:26:48There we go. Today, I'm going to be going for a dark hero look.
00:26:53So we're going to be using Black Noir's Noir Black Liquid Eyeliner because it is the ghost.
00:26:59If you dare enter my dark domain, I am Countess Crow! Countess of the Crows!
00:27:06And I shall make you do the day that you decide to...
00:27:09Fuck it!
00:27:19It's like each layer of cum represents a slow passage of time.
00:27:26It's like a metaphor for life, no?
00:27:29It's a metaphor for my balls.
00:27:38What is the matter?
00:27:41A starlighter cell in St. Louis was raided, so they're all gone.
00:27:45Just like the one in Portland and Sacramento and Boise. I guess we can add a train to that list,
00:27:53right?
00:27:56You didn't kill them. They chose to fight.
00:28:00Yeah, because they thought that I was going to save them. I told them that we were going to make
00:28:05it out.
00:28:07Fucking easy for me to say. I'm bulletproof.
00:28:12Have you told Petit Tui any of this?
00:28:14No, no, because he'll say it wasn't my fault, so I can't.
00:28:22So this is why you do not care if the virus kills you?
00:28:25I... I led them to a shallow grave.
00:28:32So I just get a fucking white picket fence and cherry pie. No, I can't live like that.
00:28:40If I follow them, it's the only thing that makes sense.
00:28:51I am the heavyweight champion in torturing myself over lives lost.
00:28:57And yes, it's easier to wallow on your guilt.
00:29:04What the fucking shit. You get up every day and you keep going. Anything else is an insult to the
00:29:12dead.
00:29:15Great. Just let go. Get your chopped old man hands off of me.
00:29:20Guess who didn't make it to patrol today?
00:29:22Oh, shit. Starlight. Oh, my God. You guys are terrorists.
00:29:29What do we do with her? Same as rock hard.
00:29:35You don't have a choice.
00:29:40All right. Come on. No, what? Let me go.
00:29:57You don't have a choice.
00:30:03Pounce on this starlighter scum right in our own neighborhood.
00:30:07All this crime stopping makes me so thirsty.
00:30:11Turbo Rush. The drink of heroes. Only 15 calories.
00:30:17Cut.
00:30:18That was a good take.
00:30:20No, please. This is a mistake. I am not starlighter.
00:30:24Only 15 calories.
00:30:25Yeah.
00:30:26Now, with acai and maca roots.
00:30:30That's better than that.
00:30:31Mom!
00:30:31No, Cory. Go back inside, please.
00:30:33Yo! You stay back.
00:30:36Because if you ruin my shot, it's on site, bitch.
00:30:39Okay, let's go again and fix your tits. They're lopsided.
00:30:42Okay, come on, come on, come on.
00:30:44All this crime stopping makes me so thirsty.
00:30:48Turbo Rush. Now with acai and maca root.
00:30:53That's fucking perfect.
00:30:54Okay, great.
00:30:55Okay, have fun and camp.
00:30:56No!
00:30:57No!
00:31:01Mom!
00:31:03Blover.
00:31:04Not a chance.
00:31:05We have to help them.
00:31:06Help them and every soup of them 500 miles will be up our ass within the hour.
00:31:10We stayed a course. Mine's on a fucking job.
00:31:13Fuck the job.
00:31:17Kimiko, don't.
00:31:43Homelander.
00:31:48Homelander.
00:31:55Sage, I was just, um, what can I do for you?
00:32:01Well, that was quite a surprise today. Are you sure waking him was the right call?
00:32:06Yes.
00:32:07Did you tell soldier boy about the virus?
00:32:10No, I did not. Of course not.
00:32:14Well, what am I gonna say? I, uh, uh, uh, yeah, hey, I really want you to do this job
00:32:18for me,
00:32:18but careful, because there's a soup-killing virus out there and you may die screaming.
00:32:24Sure you would have jumped at that.
00:32:27Oh, you have a lot to learn about managing big personalities, young lady.
00:32:33Well, besides, if there is a virus out there, the better you take the risk than us, right?
00:32:39Ah, well, it's tactical.
00:32:42Exactly.
00:32:42Because for a moment I was afraid you'd only woken him because he was your dad.
00:32:49So when he gets infected and he dies-
00:32:51You don't know that's gonna happen.
00:32:52When it does, you won't go to pieces, because it was tactical, right?
00:32:59Right?
00:33:33Testing a biological weapon in an uncontrolled environment is dangerous enough.
00:33:38Transporting it without the necessary precautions-
00:33:40All right, all right.
00:33:41Less talking, we'll give in.
00:33:45I'll take it.
00:33:52So how fragile is this?
00:33:54Very.
00:33:56Very fragile.
00:33:58If it broke on the way?
00:33:59It could kill every superhero on Earth.
00:34:02There's also a non-zero percent chance it could wipe out every human on Earth.
00:34:09Wow.
00:34:12Best not drop it, eh?
00:34:17Thank you so much.
00:34:26Breathe, putain.
00:34:30Breathe, putain.
00:34:48Yes.
00:34:48Well, the rest of Kix will be back soon.
00:34:50Merde alors.
00:34:51We're doing everything we can, huh?
00:35:02You know, you were wrong earlier.
00:35:05We're not terrorists.
00:35:06Oh God, when everyone comes back, Jetstreak's gonna shoot an RPG up your ass,
00:35:11and Sheila is gonna take a shit in the gaping hole that's left.
00:35:14Look, you being here was not part of the plan, all right?
00:35:18It's just a shitty situation.
00:35:20Yeah, the shittiness ratio is absolutely equal here.
00:35:28We don't want to be here any longer than we have to be.
00:35:31All we need is to get rock hard to breathe.
00:35:38Does your face full of pubes mean your friends fuck your pussy mouth?
00:35:41I got a teenage daughter.
00:35:43That shit right there bounces right off me.
00:35:46Hey, didn't you used to have like 10 crows at one time?
00:35:50What's it called?
00:35:50A murder?
00:35:52Oh, let me guess.
00:35:55Sheila and H. Crows?
00:35:57Damn.
00:35:59Countess, they don't give a fuck about you or the two crows you have left.
00:36:02Their names are Russell and Cameron.
00:36:05Point is, Vaught doesn't care about y'all neither.
00:36:08They're draining you for what, 60% of your earnings?
00:36:10It's ridiculous.
00:36:12Oh.
00:36:15Motherfucker, don't go through my shit.
00:36:17Rozac, Welbutrin, Lexapro.
00:36:21Kid, what are you, 19 years old?
00:36:23Why are you grinding yourself to the nubs for these people?
00:36:26All they're gonna do is squeeze you for every cent you got,
00:36:29and then sell you out in a heartbeat.
00:36:31Why are you risking your life for them?
00:36:38Please, please don't kill me.
00:36:42I just want to go home.
00:36:44I miss my mom and my dad.
00:36:48Please.
00:37:02Careful!
00:37:08Oi.
00:37:09Fucking smart, are you-y?
00:37:10I know you're a little glad Atrain's dead.
00:37:18Atrain did a lot of horrible things, but he saved our lives, and he died a hero.
00:37:23A real hero.
00:37:24And there are a lot of other Supes that don't deserve to die either.
00:37:28Listen, I know you've just done it here in the gulag.
00:37:31You've earned your seat at the table, so...
00:37:34I'll give it to you straight.
00:37:36You've got to knock this wet-gaping pussy shite on your head, mate.
00:37:40Ain't doing no one no favors.
00:37:42Especially your girl.
00:37:44I mean, that's why she's giving her cold shoulder drink.
00:37:45Don't talk to me about it, Annie.
00:37:46You don't know what's going on with her.
00:37:47Well, I know that she finally knows the fucking score.
00:37:50And she knows that you, poncing about with this Jimny Cricket listening to your heart bollocks,
00:37:56is just gonna get her killed.
00:38:00Is there any part of you left that's still human?
00:38:06You're gonna get Annie killed, not me.
00:38:10But I won't let you do it.
00:38:15I'll let you do it.
00:38:16Love it.
00:38:29You hate the vial!
00:38:33It's good.
00:38:37Wait, is that...?
00:38:42Well, well, well.
00:38:44He's dead, right?
00:38:45He's supposed to be dead?
00:38:48Supposed to be.
00:38:50Mallory put him on ice for a bit.
00:38:54You're telling us this now?!
00:38:59Somebody up there likes us, mate.
00:39:00In what fucking way?!
00:39:02Well, we wanted a guinea pig.
00:39:04Who better than Homelander's old man?
00:39:09New plan.
00:39:12Oi!
00:39:14Ain't you supposed to be a giant-ass doodah?
00:39:16Aren't you supposed to be smart?
00:39:17Running a truck under the name Don T. Be a cunt?
00:39:20Same alias when we headed to Hero-gasm.
00:39:23Well, oldie better goodie.
00:39:29No, mate.
00:39:30Just you and me.
00:39:41I guess it's true.
00:39:43You're one of us now.
00:39:45Well, if you can't beat him, join him.
00:39:47Then fuck it, beat him.
00:39:48Being super is not going to save you.
00:39:51That don't stop us helping each other.
00:39:53Homelander's doubled a cunt now, if that's even possible.
00:39:56He needs doing more than ever.
00:39:58You still fancy a seat on the 7th, don't you?
00:40:00Fuck you!
00:40:01We had a deal.
00:40:02I held up my end of the bargain, and you sold me out.
00:40:06Put me back in a fucking box.
00:40:08And for what?
00:40:09Because I was going to kill some dumb kid?
00:40:11A kid is your grandson.
00:40:13Well, was it worth it?
00:40:14You feeling good about that call right about now?
00:40:16Where is that fucking brat?
00:40:18Homelander's the one fucking you over, mate.
00:40:21Or did he mention that we've got an ubervirus
00:40:23strong enough to kill every fucking suit on the planet?
00:40:27Bullshit.
00:40:28God's honest.
00:40:29The things this virus can do...
00:40:33Fuckin' die, Pollockum.
00:40:35Why do you think he sent you here?
00:40:37Instead of coming himself, hmm?
00:40:39You're a sacrificial cunt. Again.
00:40:43I guess we'll see.
00:40:45You don't get it, do you?
00:40:49Me, Homelander, your old crew...
00:40:52Everyone fucks you over.
00:40:54Do you want to know why?
00:40:57Because you are a dumb fucking twep.
00:41:08What the fuck was that?
00:41:18Hey!
00:41:19You two fucktards the local supes?
00:41:22Holy shit.
00:41:23Soldier boy?
00:41:24What?
00:41:25You're a dead socialist.
00:41:28Fuck!
00:41:29Fuck!
00:41:30This was being stupid.
00:41:31Now shut your cum bucket and listen.
00:41:33A Jap and a fairy took off east.
00:41:35Find them and kill them.
00:41:36Or I'm gonna rip your intestines out of your asses
00:41:38and tie them together like shoelaces.
00:41:42Move!
00:41:42Oh.
00:41:46Fuck.
00:41:51Fucking figures.
00:41:57Hey, man.
00:41:58Get ready.
00:41:58We're coming in.
00:41:59Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:42:00Slow down, kid.
00:42:02Soldier boy.
00:42:05He's alive?
00:42:07Fuck that.
00:42:07Just how long do we have?
00:42:09Just...
00:42:09Huey.
00:42:10Huey!
00:42:13We gotta move.
00:42:15Our fucking H-bomb is headed this way.
00:42:17Oh, shit.
00:42:18Attends this way.
00:42:35Oh, shit.
00:42:36Ah!
00:42:37Oh.
00:42:37Oh.
00:42:44Oh, shit.
00:42:46Ah!
00:42:47Go!
00:43:29I got to drop the dookie!
00:43:33Get it?
00:43:34That's you!
00:43:37You're the dookie!
00:43:42Kill me!
00:44:00I got you.
00:44:03I know.
00:44:17Oh my god, are you okay?
00:44:18Is the virus?
00:44:20It's good, I think.
00:44:24Oi!
00:44:25Pants!
00:44:26Oh shit!
00:44:27Move!
00:44:28Go!
00:44:35You're with me.
00:44:39Oi!
00:44:48Yui Cable has a useless cock gobbler like you still alive.
00:44:53All your jokes are about dudes blowing dudes.
00:44:56You're kind of obsessed.
00:44:59Is this the virus he was going on about?
00:45:02The so called soup killer?
00:45:04Huh.
00:45:04Well not today you semen swilly butt pirate.
00:45:07What?
00:45:14No virus rich.
00:45:16I will shoot.
00:45:18Hot.
00:45:18Come in your face.
00:45:21Not.
00:45:22Not right now.
00:45:30What the f-
00:45:53No.
00:45:56No.
00:45:59No.
00:46:00Hey!
00:46:09No.
00:46:10What the f-
00:46:10No.
00:46:15I see.
00:46:16What the f-
00:46:24Sometimes...
00:46:25Let's go.
00:46:25Lower the f-
00:46:25Oh, my God.
00:47:07Well, I did?
00:47:09Very.
00:47:10Oh, fuck. I wish I would have seen that.
00:47:12No, you don't.
00:47:16Come on. Let's leg it.
00:47:19No, no, no, Monker.
00:47:20And until we are certain, I have not been infected with this plague.
00:47:33No, no, no, no.
00:47:59Yes.
00:48:01May I have a word?
00:48:03Wait out there.
00:48:07What are you doing?
00:48:08I'm about to enjoy a Mexi-Melt.
00:48:10There is extra if you want to join in.
00:48:11No, thank you.
00:48:12Crunchwrap Supreme? Cheesy Gordy to Crunch?
00:48:13No.
00:48:14Cantina Crispy Chicken Taco?
00:48:15I don't want any Taco fucking Bell.
00:48:17Okay.
00:48:17Rounding up all the Starlight sympathizers is a well-thought-out plan.
00:48:22Clearly the right call.
00:48:23He's not in the building.
00:48:24Thank fucking God.
00:48:26What the fuck?
00:48:27Why are we doing this?
00:48:29Doing what?
00:48:30If posting weird shit were a crime, I'd be serving two life sentences.
00:48:33Homelander sets the agenda.
00:48:35I just execute.
00:48:36That's bullshit.
00:48:36You're the smartest person on the planet.
00:48:39There is no way you don't have an angle here.
00:48:41My angle.
00:48:43My angle is that I could have Warren Buffett on the ground, tongue-lashing my clit till
00:48:48he needs a knee replacement.
00:48:49All the rich white fucks in the world hang on my every word.
00:48:55Nicer than I expected.
00:48:57Ashley, she's smart.
00:48:59She's got to listen to reason.
00:49:01Look, I've been there.
00:49:04Literally where you're sitting.
00:49:06But that chair isn't a pedestal.
00:49:07It's a chopping block.
00:49:10And I can help you.
00:49:11But you've got to talk to me.
00:49:18Don't strain yourself trying to read my mind again.
00:49:20You know you can't.
00:49:21I can applaud the back of your skull.
00:49:30Wow, you're unbelievable.
00:49:32Ashley, that was the most pathetic display of a backbone I've ever seen.
00:49:35They're arresting innocent people.
00:49:37But sure, let Sage suck down her garbage chalupa.
00:49:41I need a minute.
00:49:48From back here, I see a spine.
00:49:50Fucking use it.
00:49:51Do I get laser eyes?
00:49:52No.
00:49:53I get a psychic fucking tumor.
00:49:55This is junior year all over again.
00:49:57Do you remember when you let Danny Trachtenberg finger blast us behind the friendlies
00:50:00because he had Jamiroquai tickets?
00:50:01And then he took Miriam Applebaum?
00:50:04Going along won't get you what you want.
00:50:06Going along is why we're still alive.
00:50:08You should have left with A-Train when he asked you to.
00:50:11At least he had a shred of decency.
00:50:13That's why he's dead.
00:50:14First they came for the communists,
00:50:15and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
00:50:18I don't need Martin Neumola right now.
00:50:19You used to love his poetry.
00:50:21And Birkenstocks and throwing clay.
00:50:23You used to want to do some good in the world.
00:50:26What happened?
00:50:27I tried.
00:50:28I tried.
00:50:29But there's nothing I can do.
00:50:31Half of Washington thinks Homelanders batch it.
00:50:34The CIA, the Pentagon, they will follow you if you lead them.
00:50:38I'm not a leader.
00:50:39I'm vice president.
00:50:41You can still do some good, Ashley.
00:50:43We can still do some good.
00:50:44Just shut up, or I'm going to float on my back in the tub again.
00:50:48You want that?
00:50:50You're better than this.
00:50:51You are better than this.
00:50:53No.
00:50:56Ow.
00:50:56So, we're clear.
00:50:58You're absolutely sure?
00:50:59Triple check the results.
00:51:00None of you are carriers.
00:51:02Humans are immune.
00:51:03Oh, no chance.
00:51:04Merci d'avoir le merd.
00:51:17God damn.
00:51:19I've only seen shit like this one at a time.
00:51:23It was on you outside of that truck stop warhouse on our 23.
00:51:27Soldier cunt down, Homeland did it go.
00:51:30We fucking did it.
00:51:32About time.
00:51:46Let's run away.
00:51:50What?
00:51:51There are over 50 uninhabited islands in the Pacific.
00:51:55We just need to find one so remote.
00:51:58Nobody will ever find us.
00:52:02You were right.
00:52:05This virus.
00:52:06There is no contain in it.
00:52:08No stuff in it.
00:52:09I do not know how to protect you from it.
00:52:12Except to take you as far away from here as possible.
00:52:17Oh.
00:52:18Oh.
00:52:32Mon amour, you did not see its carnage.
00:52:36It's too dangerous.
00:52:37It's dangerous for everyone.
00:52:39No innocent people are being wound up.
00:52:41No, Rippa Bon.
00:52:43Don't ask me to watch you die.
00:52:46I think this is how we make amends.
00:52:50For the lives we've taken.
00:52:51I think we have to...
00:52:54Get up every day and keep going.
00:53:02Wait.
00:53:08Is this all?
00:53:25You're allowed to freak out, you know?
00:53:27This virus.
00:53:31It's fucking brutal.
00:53:33I don't know.
00:53:34For a rock heart, I'd say it's an improvement.
00:53:39I haven't exactly had a magical year either.
00:53:42Neither of us is fine.
00:53:45And we shouldn't be.
00:53:47And if you don't want to talk about it, you don't have to.
00:53:50Perfect.
00:53:51But I'm not letting you die.
00:53:56I'm going to keep fighting.
00:54:01And if you can't, then I'm just going to fight for both of us.
00:54:07But just don't turn into fucking butcher, okay?
00:54:25I know.
00:54:28I'm late.
00:54:43All right, Tara.
00:54:47Time for your meds.
00:54:58It's a good boy, huh?
00:55:16There's a viral contagion.
00:55:19I got here as soon as I heard, and I locked shit down.
00:55:21I'm sending Soldier Boy to test the waters.
00:55:24Pretty fucking strategic, sir.
00:55:26You're always playing 3D chess, aren't you?
00:55:28I told him to report back.
00:55:31I told him not to go in alone.
00:55:32Why would he do that?
00:55:34Well, it's more like Soldier Doy.
00:55:36Am I right?
00:55:37Leave.
00:55:39Well, I just, um, gotta be here, sir.
00:55:41This should have been you.
00:55:42Oh, hey.
00:55:44I'm sorry.
00:55:44Leave.
00:55:45Leave.
00:55:51I was swimming.
00:56:09No.
00:56:14No.
00:56:17Not you too.
00:56:20Not you.
00:56:29Why does everyone keep leaving me?
00:56:35I'm sorry.
00:57:04I'm sorry.
00:57:07It's in the night away.
00:57:12It's in the night away.
00:57:15He drinks a whiskey drink. He drinks a vodka drink.
00:57:17He drinks a lager drink. He drinks a cider drink.
00:57:20He sings the songs that remind him of the good times.
00:57:22He sings the songs that remind him of the best times.
00:57:25Oh, Danny boy.
00:57:29Danny boy.
00:57:31Danny boy.
00:57:33I get knocked down.
00:57:35But I get up again.
00:57:36In the heaven's gonna keep me down.
00:57:38I get knocked down.
00:57:39But I get up again.
00:57:41In the heaven's gonna keep me down.
00:57:42I get knocked down.
00:57:48But I get up again.
00:57:50You're never gonna keep me down
00:57:54This in the night way
00:57:58This in the night way
00:58:01He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink
00:58:03He drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink
00:58:06He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
00:58:08He sings the songs that remind him of the better times
00:58:12Don't cry for me, ex-born neighbor
00:58:19I get no doubt, but I get up again
00:58:22You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:24I get no doubt, but I get up again
00:58:27You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:29I get no doubt, but I get up again
00:58:31You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:33I get no doubt, but I get up again
00:58:36You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:38I get no doubt, but I get up again
00:58:40You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:42I get no doubt, but I get up again
00:58:45I can't go down, but I still can
00:58:50I can't go down, but I still can
00:59:15I can't go down, but I still can
00:59:59I can't go down, but I still can
01:00:29I can't go down, but I still can
01:00:59I can't go down, but I still can
01:01:29I can't go down, but I still can
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