00:03Stop!
00:05Ushers, stop those people, you crazy fools!
00:08Do not leave this theater.
00:09Forget about your home, your families, your friends, your relatives.
00:13Stay in this theater till you see knock on wood!
00:31When Danny makes with the double talk this time, even the dummy knows the reason for it.
00:36It's that beautiful new Swedish star, Mai Zetterling.
00:40Ever since he met her in the lady's shower room, they've been seeing a lot of each other.
00:44What are you doing here?
00:47You see, she's a lady doctor, and she really puts her heart in her work.
00:53Yes, Danny does everything in knock on wood.
00:58He's an English muffin.
00:59Snow-covered slopes, antelope tracks, sheeing in shorts. It's good sport, you know.
01:06He's an Irish stew.
01:07I know, it's funny. I usually take one drink, and I don't...
01:12He's suspected of being the red-headed ripper, and even Danny isn't sure he's not.
01:17Sure, I've got bodies all over, haven't I? Why don't you look around?
01:20What about the body under the bed, or the one in the bathroom, or this one in here?
01:25I didn't do it.
01:28He's wanted by Scotland Yard.
01:34He's trapped by a gang of international spies.
01:43He shows his mastery of the ballet.
01:52I'm gonna buy myself two tickets on a beach, and you should trade a beatin' fire.
01:57Now you need an airplane, so knock, knock, knock, higher.
02:03Knock, knock, knock on wood, don't hurt your knuckles.
02:06Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock.
02:09Oh, oh, oh, oh!
