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Shot during the 98th Academy Awards ceremony. A group of fashion terrorists kidnap an influencer in an attempt to convince her to join their cause.
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00:00On one fateful day in Richmond, Virginia, one lucky influencer was chosen to
00:07partake in a movement so vast, so influential, so hot, that the world of
00:15fashion would be changed forever. The runway had been run over.
00:36They're here, they're queer, and they're about to kick fast fashion up the fucking ass.
00:45Rectum. Run, run, don't walk, walk, fashion baby, to your nearest theater and demand that you want to see
00:53faster fashion together. Go, go. Running on every screen in the building. At all times.
01:01Not showing in any actual theaters, do not go to any movie theater, and demand that this film be played.
01:04Natalie Pitt and Abe Tim do not condone terrorism in any way, shape or form.
01:07Okay, are we fucking done? Because this shit is fucking stupid. Can't we get back to burning shit already?
01:11Jesus fucking Christ, oh my god. And who the fuck are Abe Tim and Natalie Pitt anyway?
01:15You're just having me read off random bullshit. I don't give a fuck.
01:19Fuck you. I do not care. Is that fucking death gr-
01:24You've found a man at death.
01:25Fuck you. Notice you just won't murder everything in a car.
01:26I've called roller to fight your foot seal in a car for a road slina.
01:26Okay, yeah, come to te Vadim for Elle.
01:27It's too annoying. But he's not there.
01:27If I have any questions...
01:28Put wash yourself in there..
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