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00:00:30¿Cómo se hizo?
00:00:31I've officially lost my mind.
00:00:33Megan, he is our only shot. Remember?
00:00:43Megan Ford.
00:00:44What's going on with your sex life?
00:00:48My personal life has nothing to do with politics.
00:00:51You're conservative.
00:00:52You can stop talking the moment someone mentions family values.
00:00:56Is that so bad?
00:00:57Khalid!
00:00:59Your whole image is the exact opposite of what family looks like.
00:01:05I was just about...
00:01:06I have a friend, she's a lesbian, and she really likes you.
00:01:09Can I give you your number?
00:01:12Politics is like cooking.
00:01:15You mix the right ingredients, follow the recipe, and serve what people want.
00:01:20But I...
00:01:21I always burned everything.
00:01:25I have a lot of things to do to prepare for my future wedding.
00:01:42And now, I have one chance to make it true.
00:01:47This one in titanium gold from our top designer.
00:01:52No.
00:01:54It's awful.
00:01:56No.
00:02:00No.
00:02:02I'm looking for something special, and you keep offering me...
00:02:05What, 50 women just like me?
00:02:07We'll be wearing today.
00:02:08Have you ever seen a woman in despair?
00:02:14Despair is when there is no choice.
00:02:17But you, I see, have too many.
00:02:21What do you see?
00:02:23I see a woman trying to find something special.
00:02:26To prove to Elsa that she isn't special.
00:02:29Show me with a black diamond.
00:02:35Please.
00:02:39What will you say, expert?
00:02:42Honestly, it's not you.
00:02:43You are not a black diamond.
00:02:45You are something much rather.
00:02:46Which one would you propose to me with?
00:02:50May I?
00:02:53None of this.
00:02:55It suits you.
00:02:57You don't know me.
00:03:00I know enough.
00:03:02He doesn't scream, look at me.
00:03:04It whispers.
00:03:06Look closer.
00:03:15Seriously.
00:03:17I can barely see the diamond.
00:03:19I'm taking the black one.
00:03:22For consultation.
00:03:25And please, next time, keep your opinion to yourself.
00:03:39Babe, babe, babe, I was...
00:03:41I was driving around.
00:03:42I'm so sorry.
00:03:43I was trying to find a parking spot.
00:03:45Christopher Walsh.
00:03:47Will you be my husband?
00:03:50Well...
00:03:51I won't lie.
00:03:53It's tempting.
00:03:55But I don't have a ring for you, babe.
00:04:02I accept.
00:04:04Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:04:06Let's not rush things.
00:04:07Rush.
00:04:09We've been together for four years.
00:04:11Seven months, 24 days.
00:04:14You know what?
00:04:19I've been cheating on you.
00:04:20More than once.
00:04:22Of course I knew.
00:04:23Who do you think I am?
00:04:27I don't sweat on the small stuff.
00:04:29You were a perfect candidate.
00:04:31Harvard University.
00:04:32Assistant DA.
00:04:34Not so good looking.
00:04:36For the voters, it's really important not to feel jealous.
00:04:40Megan.
00:04:42Please.
00:04:43Do the world a favor.
00:04:45Go see a doctor.
00:04:46Cause you are sick.
00:04:49Escort him out.
00:05:00Get up.
00:05:02And that's exactly how you lose your political career under five minutes.
00:05:07What can I say?
00:05:09I have heard.
00:05:10You're done.
00:05:14We have PR consultant and he thinks that we need something more like this.
00:05:20An ice cream.
00:05:21Lots of ice cream.
00:05:23You cannot have an ice cream and you know that.
00:05:25Oh, I can have anything.
00:05:27I'm done anyway.
00:05:29You have press conference anyway.
00:05:31I'm not going out there.
00:05:32What am I supposed to say?
00:05:34Hello.
00:05:35I'm Megan Ford and I'm a political corpse.
00:05:39I think the news might surprise you.
00:05:41Just believe me.
00:05:46What the hell is that?
00:05:50Who the hell is that?
00:05:52And then, unexpectedly, a new chance appeared.
00:05:57I need a suit.
00:05:59Now.
00:06:01That perfume campaign called OD democracy?
00:06:05No.
00:06:06Yes.
00:06:08No.
00:06:09How do I look?
00:06:10Perfect as always.
00:06:12Oh, I like as always.
00:06:13So, where do we go?
00:06:14Where does he live?
00:06:16Oh, listen, Mark.
00:06:19Oh, no.
00:06:20I gotta go.
00:06:21So?
00:06:21We have a teeny little problem with that.
00:06:25What problem?
00:06:26I thought you found him.
00:06:27Please, don't freak out.
00:06:29I'm not freaking out.
00:06:35Well, uh, you...
00:06:37Uh, your misery mystery fiancé is in jail.
00:06:44Wait in the car.
00:06:45Mark calling.
00:06:47Excuse me.
00:06:48Mark, I'm so glad to hear you.
00:07:02I'm in shock too.
00:07:08Ladies.
00:07:09I was expecting a lawyer.
00:07:12Got to own me instead.
00:07:17I've officially lost my mind.
00:07:19Megan, he is our only shot.
00:07:20Remember?
00:07:24So, Mr...
00:07:25Max Wood.
00:07:27Yes, thank you.
00:07:28Mr. Max Wood.
00:07:29Are you aware that walking around the city totally naked is illegal?
00:07:33I'm hoping you would chant that when you win.
00:07:35Yeah, nice try.
00:07:36But it's not our program, as you can see.
00:07:38Okay, be honest.
00:07:39Are you insane?
00:07:40I got mugged.
00:07:42I'm hooked out.
00:07:43Walk up without my clothes.
00:07:45Mr. Wood.
00:07:46Are you kind of a businessman?
00:07:49Am I correct?
00:07:50Yeah, that's right.
00:07:51I run a small company called Comfo.
00:07:56Well, not so small as I can see.
00:07:58And what's the area of your expertise?
00:08:02Something like psychology.
00:08:05Psychology.
00:08:06Sounds great.
00:08:08Do you even have a degree?
00:08:09Yeah, university.
00:08:11And he's not lying.
00:08:12Just check this out.
00:08:16I am an honest man.
00:08:17Okay.
00:08:18You have to pretend to be my husband for one month.
00:08:22After that, do whatever you want.
00:08:25We're just not compatible.
00:08:27I'll pay you $100,000.
00:08:29Can't believe I'm saying this.
00:08:30Oh, so the black diamond didn't work yet?
00:08:33$70,000.
00:08:34And what if I said no?
00:08:35I find plenty of witnesses ready to swear they saw you naked in every single playground in this country.
00:08:43And the witness hunt begun.
00:08:48I'll do it.
00:08:50Great.
00:08:51Well then, sign here.
00:08:53Consent and no disclosure agreement, please.
00:08:59Oh, my God.
00:09:09So, Miss Ford, aren't you concerned about the age difference?
00:09:14No.
00:09:16He's not much older than me.
00:09:18How did your campaign team react?
00:09:20Absolutely great.
00:09:20They are happy for me.
00:09:22Or what kind of reaction did you expect?
00:09:25Should they burn me at the stake?
00:09:28Are you planning to have children?
00:09:29But are you planning to be more tactful?
00:09:32No, no.
00:09:32Still, you're not just a woman.
00:09:34You're a politician.
00:09:35And voters deserve to know.
00:09:37Voters have nothing to worry about.
00:09:40If we do have a baby,
00:09:46I will take full responsibility.
00:09:49I'm gonna kill him.
00:09:50And that's cute.
00:09:51That's cute.
00:09:56Can I admit Megan Ford?
00:09:58You surprised me.
00:10:00That's one vote from you, Vanessa.
00:10:02As promised.
00:10:03But, um, I have just one question, okay?
00:10:06Do you honestly think anyone will believe this?
00:10:12Believe what?
00:10:14What?
00:10:15Oh, come on, Ford.
00:10:16Give me a break.
00:10:17You really thought no one would find out?
00:10:19Your fiancée's an Oscar.
00:10:23You hired him.
00:10:25Oops.
00:10:29What is shiitake about?
00:10:32Hmm?
00:10:36Any moment, call me.
00:10:37Oh, my.
00:10:38A brain.
00:10:40A phone.
00:10:45I see what's out.
00:10:49I see what's there.
00:10:51I see what's in your eye.
00:10:54What's in your eye?
00:10:56What's in your eyes?
00:10:58What's in your eyes?
00:11:00Whoa.
00:11:01Turn this off.
00:11:08Thank you.
00:11:13So cold.
00:11:14I prefer to call it Emotional Support for Lonely Woman.
00:11:18Please tell me that this is some kind of AI generality teamfic and someone to stop.
00:11:25Oh no, that's all me. That's all me. I love that. Don't you?
00:11:30So Max, how much did she offer you for this stunt?
00:11:36Excuse me.
00:11:39Excuse me.
00:11:45Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, this is the end of our press conference.
00:11:51Now, you, mister, say goodbye to the audience and go follow me right now.
00:11:57So Max, have other female politicians ever approached you before?
00:12:01Do you have an intimate relationship with her?
00:12:03You know what? I wish you all a good night.
00:12:06Get some sleep. It's good for your skin.
00:12:10Seriously?
00:12:12You're so hot.
00:12:13I can't.
00:12:14Use this.
00:12:19God.
00:12:21I hate this.
00:12:23I hate this.
00:12:25This dress code is killing me.
00:12:29Maybe I should change party.
00:12:33I can't even breathe in this stuff.
00:12:41I just want to wear hoodies, sneakers, and sweats.
00:13:00That's how I want to wear hoodies, sneakers, and wear a little bit of shanty.
00:13:18But I want to wear hoodies.
00:13:19Not too much.
00:13:24And, if I have...
00:13:34Not for you.
00:13:35Not for you.
00:13:40que es como quiero
00:13:43bueno, no solo eso
00:13:46si sabes lo que quiero
00:13:50¿Puedes decirlo?
00:13:53¿Qué estás haciendo aquí?
00:13:55¿Ves?
00:13:56Ella está preparada el momento que caminan
00:13:58¿Y llamas a ella concepto?
00:14:00¡Vamos!
00:14:03Te voy a matar
00:14:05Voy a matar
00:14:07No
00:14:08No, no!
00:14:09Luisito, Anschúter remaining
00:14:27Mr. Bacon called.
00:14:29He says we have to keep going.
00:14:31You've never gotten this much buzz before.
00:14:34Listen, even a recording
00:14:35a statement. Have you seen it?
00:14:38No.
00:14:40What we witnessed today
00:14:42was a disgrace
00:14:44to professional journalism.
00:14:47I personally
00:14:48blessed the union between
00:14:50Ms. Ford and Mr. Wood.
00:14:52Who among us hasn't
00:14:54made mistakes in the past?
00:14:55I believe the earth will slide
00:14:57until they go to Ford.
00:14:59This is boring.
00:15:00So I think you shouldn't go to the kitchen.
00:15:04No.
00:15:04Megan Ford.
00:15:08I hate you.
00:15:09I love you too.
00:15:10Okay, I'll do that.
00:15:12Did you drink some champagne or...
00:15:14It's not your business.
00:15:16Well, everything about you is my business.
00:15:23Nice.
00:15:31So tasty.
00:15:34Honey, don't you think
00:15:35these bagels are too sweet?
00:15:38Sometimes you overdo it
00:15:39with sugar.
00:15:41The queen of my halves are back.
00:15:44You go ahead, tell me.
00:15:46We have guests.
00:15:48I could prepare something.
00:15:56So, what media are you from?
00:15:59Red light.
00:16:01We are cable channel.
00:16:02Didn't know your audience
00:16:05was into politics.
00:16:07More than you think.
00:16:09Any other question?
00:16:13How did you two meet?
00:16:18Well, um...
00:16:19I was looking for a ring.
00:16:21On the beach.
00:16:22On the beach.
00:16:23She lost her ring at the beach
00:16:25and I was just walking around
00:16:27and I just helped her find it.
00:16:30That's all.
00:16:32So, you were engaged before.
00:16:35It's a long story.
00:16:37My life was full of adventure.
00:16:59Sorry, man.
00:17:00We've got to go.
00:17:03Let me pick this up next time.
00:17:05All right?
00:17:05Uh-huh.
00:17:06Take care, Tom.
00:17:15Am I surprised?
00:17:16No.
00:17:17They always act like that.
00:17:19Thank you for coming.
00:17:20You can go now.
00:17:24Be careful.
00:17:26Dogs.
00:17:27Put me down, what's that?
00:17:28Put me down.
00:17:29What can't do?
00:17:31Put me down, what's that?
00:17:36If you ever...
00:17:40If you ever...
00:17:41If you ever touch me again...
00:17:42Stop.
00:17:43Stop.
00:17:43If you think I want to do that...
00:17:45No.
00:17:46I don't kiss women like you.
00:17:49For free.
00:17:50What?
00:17:51What did you say?
00:17:52Oh, say it again.
00:17:54Say it.
00:17:54What?
00:17:55Say it.
00:17:56I don't kiss women like you for free.
00:17:59What?
00:18:03Get full of my toes.
00:18:05Well, that's actually better than I...
00:18:07Megan.
00:18:08What are you doing?
00:18:09Let him go.
00:18:10I want him to apologize.
00:18:13Apologize for what?
00:18:15He's sad.
00:18:16He doesn't kiss women like me for free.
00:18:21He's an escort.
00:18:23And that what you're just doing, it's a...
00:18:27It's too expensive.
00:18:29I know.
00:18:31A canon escort would be a little bit more tactful.
00:18:37You know what?
00:18:54I don't care about what you're doing for me.
00:19:06I'm not doing this anymore.
00:19:08Okay.
00:19:09I've got dignity.
00:19:10Yes.
00:19:11And self-respect.
00:19:11For sure.
00:19:12Did you believe that?
00:19:13No.
00:19:14Not much.
00:19:15I am the president of the Cowboys Union.
00:19:18Oh.
00:19:19It's one of them.
00:19:22Nice joke.
00:19:23Oh, you're not joking.
00:19:26Wait.
00:19:27Well, it's been wild, Mr. President.
00:19:33Neck.
00:19:39Is this my control show with you guys?
00:19:43Nice to see you, Mr. Bacon.
00:19:47I'm disappointed.
00:19:50Deeply disappointed, Megan.
00:19:51Mr. Bacon, I want...
00:19:53I came here to congratulate you.
00:19:57You're being hunted now.
00:20:00Megan, the press wants to destroy you.
00:20:02As always.
00:20:04Excuse me.
00:20:05I've invested in you too much.
00:20:07I won't let anyone destroy my work.
00:20:09Understand?
00:20:10Mr. Bacon.
00:20:11Shut up.
00:20:12You're going on a honeymoon.
00:20:15What?
00:20:15But before that, we are throwing a little wedding.
00:20:24I need to call in prison.
00:20:32Sir.
00:20:33Nice to see you.
00:20:35Max, how much did Megan promise to pay you?
00:20:41I'll pay you three times more.
00:20:45For what, sir?
00:20:47People love resilience.
00:20:49Resilience is born from heartbreak.
00:20:52You need to make them believe that your love is real.
00:20:55That you were made for each other.
00:20:57Then, you leave her.
00:21:00That's when Megan will finally become the candidate that people need.
00:21:05She'll gain a soul.
00:21:12I don't.
00:21:13No.
00:21:14No raccoon, no doves, other animals at all.
00:21:18Sorry.
00:21:26Then, you may seal your union with a kiss.
00:21:31Okay, just do it, okay?
00:21:32Do it.
00:21:33Do...
00:21:44There we go.
00:21:49I hate flying.
00:21:51I'm exhausted.
00:21:52I don't want to be here.
00:21:54And I hate all of this idea of espresso and honeymoon nonsense.
00:21:59Yeah.
00:22:03What the...
00:22:09What the...
00:22:15Do it again.
00:22:16And I'll break your pretty nose, honey.
00:22:19How are you?
00:22:19How are you?
00:22:20How are you?
00:22:31Just chill, all right?
00:22:33I'm doing this because I have to.
00:22:36They can't say if we don't sell it.
00:22:38No one is buying it.
00:22:39That's all.
00:22:41We should have found out how many journalists are here.
00:22:44Oh, really?
00:22:44And how are you going to do that, juniors?
00:22:47Run the survey?
00:22:49Or what?
00:22:50Excuse me.
00:23:04We are here for the half of the weekend.
00:23:07Let's go.
00:23:08You make way for the newlyweds.
00:23:10Megan, please don't run.
00:23:11Just one more question.
00:23:12Megan, wait, please.
00:23:13We don't want to know.
00:23:15Close it, close it, close it, close it.
00:23:16Megan.
00:23:17Big legs.
00:23:17Megan.
00:23:18Blonde the door.
00:23:18Be it close.
00:23:19Megan.
00:23:19Max, Max, how do you feel?
00:23:21Wait, wait, please.
00:23:22One more question.
00:23:27Can you scratch my head, Liz?
00:23:28What?
00:23:29No.
00:23:30Come on.
00:23:31Do you realize you are denying the wish of a dying man?
00:23:37What?
00:23:38Nothing.
00:23:39Sorry.
00:23:40I mean, technically speaking, we are all dying.
00:23:43Second by second.
00:23:47Dance.
00:23:50We're here or here?
00:23:52Oh, yeah.
00:23:53Oh, yeah.
00:23:55That's good.
00:23:56Oh, you have magic fingers.
00:24:00Yes.
00:24:00So no one told you that?
00:24:02One more word and I stop.
00:24:04With hands like this, you should have gone into my side.
00:24:08Oh.
00:24:08Actually, maybe this is the secret to great politicians.
00:24:12I never look closely at the president's fingers.
00:24:22You have a great smile.
00:24:24There is this perfect little dimple on your right.
00:24:28That's so cute.
00:24:34Congratulations, new love heads.
00:24:40Oh, no.
00:24:42Not her.
00:24:43Hey, buddy.
00:24:44Tell her how the elevator is this one.
00:24:49The elevator is...
00:24:51Surely there is room for me.
00:24:55Seriously, no?
00:24:56Just one look at you, kid?
00:24:58Sorry, sir.
00:24:58I'm just a big fan of the Miss Vanessa.
00:25:03Oh, Vanessa.
00:25:05What a surprise to see you here.
00:25:07Can you remind me something, please?
00:25:09Where did you take those classes?
00:25:11What classes?
00:25:12Surveillance for dermis, apparently.
00:25:13Oh, he's hilarious, Megan.
00:25:17Yes.
00:25:17So clever for cowboy.
00:25:21Great to hear that from such an expert in this field.
00:25:25Betty, can we go up?
00:25:28What?
00:25:29Push the button.
00:25:30Oh, yeah.
00:25:34I'm sorry, Miss Vanessa.
00:25:38It's all right, Jim.
00:25:46I watch your show every night.
00:25:50Every night.
00:26:03Where's the go?
00:26:09Oh.
00:26:11Wait, are we on the same floor?
00:26:13Yeah.
00:26:14Your room's here.
00:26:15Shit, well, neighbors too.
00:26:17I don't know how that happened.
00:26:18Maybe coincidence.
00:26:24Vanessa, if you ever feel lonely, just let me know, all right?
00:26:28I would love to celebrate that moment.
00:26:30Mm-hmm.
00:26:33Goodbye.
00:26:42We need a game plan.
00:26:43Yeah.
00:26:44That bitch is really out of this training.
00:26:47Nice swans.
00:26:50Screw the swans.
00:26:51We need a strategy plan urgently.
00:26:55Are you even listening?
00:26:56Yep.
00:26:57She wants to destroy you.
00:26:59Loud and clear.
00:27:02Oh, God.
00:27:04Sorry.
00:27:05To the bathroom.
00:27:06Now.
00:27:07Finally.
00:27:09Good morning.
00:27:18So, here's the deal, Swan lover.
00:27:2190% of the time we spend in the room, quietly.
00:27:25Evenings, we hit the bar.
00:27:26No booze, just juice.
00:27:27We're conservatives.
00:27:28Don't forget about this.
00:27:31Go.
00:27:33At the bar.
00:27:34Two kisses.
00:27:40Four minutes out, and then back in.
00:27:43Have you done?
00:27:49You're going to sleep in the bathroom.
00:27:55As a compensation, I will make the bed for you.
00:27:57And all the time, you're going to stay in pyjama.
00:28:00No naked tricks.
00:28:02And no personal questions.
00:28:04Now I'm finished.
00:28:07I've got a better idea.
00:28:09Wait for me in the room.
00:28:24I need to have sex.
00:28:31I need to have sex.
00:28:33What?
00:28:34No.
00:28:35No.
00:28:37Are we going to have...
00:28:40We were...
00:28:41We were...
00:28:42I'm not...
00:28:43Look.
00:28:48I'm starting to be afraid of you.
00:28:52It's just a joke.
00:28:53It's okay.
00:28:55Put on the robe, and come out.
00:28:58Trust me, you will like it.
00:29:01Oh, no.
00:29:03No.
00:29:03I'm not going to sleep with you.
00:29:07I'm not going to sleep with you.
00:29:09Oh.
00:29:11Now...
00:29:12Uh...
00:29:13I need to take a shower.
00:29:15Put on the robe, and come out, honey.
00:29:19I'll be waiting.
00:29:33What's your day?
00:29:36Repeat after me.
00:29:42I'm not going to sleep with you.
00:29:44Oh!
00:29:44How?
00:29:45With your mouth.
00:29:46Just move.
00:29:48Okay, um...
00:29:51Yeah...
00:29:52No.
00:29:59¿Quieren ellos piensan que estoy asueltando?
00:30:01Oh, no, es...
00:30:03No, no, es tan weirdo.
00:30:04No, no, no.
00:30:05No, no, no.
00:30:06¿Están oye?
00:30:07¿Has visto antes?
00:30:08¿Has visto antes de un sexo?
00:30:10Claro que sí.
00:30:13Incluso no pas tantas veces, pero...
00:30:17Es none de tu negocias.
00:30:19¿Van a morir?
00:30:19No, no.
00:30:21¿Os si hubieran orgasmo?
00:30:22Es como en el swimming pool. Imposible water for again.
00:30:24Es un muy, muy buen ejemplo.
00:30:26Estoy miedo de agua. No puedo nadar.
00:30:28Y, por ejemplo, cuando estoy en orgasmo, estoy sneezing.
00:30:36Están me van a dar mal.
00:30:38Están ya mal.
00:30:39Ok.
00:30:40Bien.
00:30:41Solo vamos a probar tu reflex.
00:30:44¿Qué?
00:30:45¡Ow!
00:30:48¡Ow!
00:30:49¡Ow!
00:30:50¡Ow!
00:30:50¡Ow!
00:30:51¡Ow!
00:30:52¡Ah!
00:30:53¡Oh, I get it!
00:30:54Ok.
00:30:55¡Ow!
00:30:57¡Ow!
00:30:58¡Nounya el aliento!
00:31:00¡Ow!
00:31:15¡Oh!
00:31:16oh
00:31:20abajo
00:31:37i
00:31:39ha
00:31:39lis
00:31:40ex
00:31:41en
00:31:42bien
00:31:43¡Hola! Sí, estoy muy desculpado. Mi esposa y yo, nos rompimos el baño.
00:31:50Sí, sí, el alimento es suerte. Sí.
00:31:54Gracias, gracias.
00:31:58Megan, Megan, escucha a mí carefully.
00:32:01Final move.
00:32:02Tienes que abrir la puerta con la cara de una mujer que solo tuvo un orgasmo.
00:32:07Ok, um...
00:32:15Ok, ok, ok, ok. Beczęte nervioso.
00:32:18Iré de volta.
00:32:28Megan, ¿te pudieras предложir un segundo mucho?
00:32:31Ok, me haré un poco.
00:32:34Quizás algo de...
00:32:39¿Sabí cuánto tiempo puedes hadar tu última puerta?
00:32:41No sé, ¿por qué?
00:33:11Oh, no sé, por qué, por qué, por qué.
00:33:20Oh, no sé, por qué.
00:33:20I can't accept anything anymore.
00:33:25Oh, God, it ruins.
00:33:26It got into my eye.
00:33:28Are you OK?
00:33:29I think you mentioned a little bit.
00:33:34Oh my, please.
00:33:43¿Qué pasa?
00:33:47¿Qué pasa?
00:33:49¿Estás bien?
00:33:49Sí, sí.
00:33:51¡Muy bien, gracias!
00:33:55¿Qué tal?
00:33:57¿Qué es lo más grande que te ha pasado?
00:34:02¿Tienes otro mundo?
00:34:04¿Qué es lo más?
00:34:05¿Por qué?
00:34:06¡Vamos!
00:34:07¡Vamos!
00:34:10¡Vamos!
00:34:11¡Vamos!
00:34:14¡Vamos!
00:34:16¡Vamos!
00:34:27¿Y qué dice?
00:34:30¡Que lo que está diciendo!
00:34:31¡Que lo que está diciendo!
00:34:33¿Y qué está diciendo?
00:34:41¡Vamos!
00:34:49¡Vamos!
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00:38:06¡Vamos!
00:38:23¡Suscríbete al canal!
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00:43:44Okay, I must admit, all your ideas before worked out, but
00:43:52Right, let's give it a shot
00:43:54Great
00:43:57I'll be back later
00:43:58Take your time
00:44:01Coffee
00:44:01With make, without
00:44:04Milk and sugar today
00:44:10Oh
00:44:39Oh
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00:50:55¡Gracias!
00:50:57¿Estás bien?
00:51:06¿Mégan?
00:51:10¿Mégan, es una cerveza?
00:51:12No es una soupe.
00:51:14¡Oh, Cris, eres tan inteligente!
00:51:22Sorry.
00:51:24¿Ah?
00:51:28¿Cuál es tu problema, ¿Mégan Ford?
00:51:40¡Shoe designers!
00:51:43No pueden entender cómo hacer algo confortable y hermoso al mismo tiempo.
00:51:50¡Es un desastre!
00:51:52Este mundo está en real peligro.
00:51:58¡Es tan divertido!
00:52:00¡Es tan divertido!
00:52:00¡Sí, es tan divertido!
00:52:17¡No!
00:52:18¡No!
00:52:24Porque quiero hacer este mundo un lugar mejor.
00:52:29¡Es obvio!
00:52:29¡No!
00:52:30¡No!
00:52:31¡No!
00:52:31¡No!
00:52:41¡No!
00:52:45¡No!
00:52:55¡No!
00:53:01¡No!
00:53:07¡No!
00:53:09¡No!
00:53:09¡No!
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00:55:18¡No!
00:55:19¡No!
00:55:19¡No!
00:55:22¡No!
00:55:23¡No!
00:55:23¡No!
00:55:24¡No!
00:55:25¡No!
00:55:27¡No!
00:55:33¡No!
00:55:33¿Por qué me quedaste?
00:55:35¿Por qué me cerré mis ojos? ¿Por qué cambiaste?
00:55:37Sí, sí.
00:55:39¿Por qué no todo el tiempo?
00:55:46¿Dónde estamos?
00:55:47¿Quieres mostrar algo?
00:55:48No.
00:55:50¿Eres un real killa?
00:55:52Quizás.
00:55:53¿Qué es una broma?
00:55:55Pero luego de la noche, quizás es mejor.
00:55:59Mira, esta noche.
00:56:01A mi me quedé más rápido, pero...
00:56:09¿Qué estás haciendo?
00:56:11Dejamos te decirte mucho.
00:56:15Pero no me está esperando.
00:56:18Pero me viene.
00:56:21The reason de los vipers.
00:56:26cuando todo es falling apart
00:56:28me recuerda que
00:56:32hay algunas personas en la vida
00:56:34tal vez que estás estando crazy
00:56:38pero realmente funciona
00:56:39sí
00:56:40sí, es realmente suave
00:56:42y esa es la de la versión
00:56:44¿qué?
00:56:55megan
00:56:57trust me, ¿ok?
00:57:05trust in what?
00:57:07it would be better if we cover your eyes
00:57:09oh, uh, Max
00:57:12trust me, you will love it
00:57:14I promise
00:57:15I already hate it
00:57:20oh, no
00:57:21you freaking psycho
00:57:23I don't want to be here
00:57:25megan, megan, megan
00:57:26find your reflection in my eyes
00:57:29what? no, no, no, no, no
00:57:31see yourself
00:57:32see yourself
00:57:35that's the real megan
00:57:37I see
00:57:37okay
00:57:40look at her
00:57:41yes
00:57:43okay
00:57:43I remember
00:57:44yes
00:57:46you did
00:57:47yes
00:57:49just a good fluff after him last night
00:57:51no, smell it
00:57:53okay
00:57:54okay, okay, it's okay
00:57:56no, no, no, please, please, let go
00:57:59it's okay, I'm there, I'm there
00:58:02please, please
00:58:03keep breath
00:58:04okay
00:58:07okay
00:58:08okay
00:58:10okay
00:58:11one more time
00:58:13oh
00:58:13oh
00:58:18you know
00:58:18that's only happy
00:58:20is the only real thing at home
00:58:22beyond to my father
00:58:23the only place I was ever happy
00:58:25and, um, you know, the first person I brought here
00:58:32and the first one I told that
00:58:33I used to hate making my bed
00:58:37what?
00:58:40I came into politics
00:58:43because I hated rules
00:58:45I always did
00:58:47so I decided to become one of those who
00:58:51makes
00:58:51rules
00:58:54so I could break them
00:58:56but somehow
00:58:58I just
00:58:59became
00:59:00the rule
00:59:02strict
00:59:03unnecessary
00:59:04useless rule
00:59:07that cancels me
00:59:08as well
00:59:09I see
00:59:11I see
00:59:13then
00:59:14Megan Ford
00:59:17let's break the rules
00:59:18what?
00:59:20no, no, no, where are you going?
00:59:22no, please don't leave me here
00:59:23please, please
00:59:24no
00:59:24no
00:59:25no
00:59:26no
00:59:27no
00:59:28no
00:59:28no
00:59:31no
00:59:32no
00:59:32no
00:59:35don't leave me here
00:59:36are you alive?
00:59:38jump in Megan, come on
00:59:39no
00:59:40you crazy
00:59:41you crazy psycho
00:59:42are you Megan Ford or not?
00:59:44I am
00:59:44I am Megan Ford
00:59:46come on
00:59:47okay
00:59:47okay
00:59:49let's break the rules
00:59:51yeah
00:59:51ah
00:59:57ah
00:59:57ah
00:59:58ah
00:59:58ah
00:59:59ah
01:00:00we're all gonna die
01:00:01ah
01:00:02ah
01:00:02we're all gonna die
01:00:04Megan
01:00:05Megan
01:00:06it's shallow
01:00:06you're fine
01:00:07okay
01:00:08oh jeez
01:00:10oh jeez
01:00:12okay
01:00:12I knew that
01:00:14I knew
01:00:15I was just sitting here
01:00:19yeah
01:00:20yeah
01:00:21yeah
01:00:22so
01:00:42that's enough for the first time
01:00:46okay
01:01:08okay
01:01:10yeah
01:01:11you okay
01:01:15Sí, está muy bien
01:01:19Voy a comprar algo de algo de la tarde
01:01:21Gracias
01:01:34Captain Thor
01:01:47Max
01:01:48Sí
01:01:52¿Esta cosa funciona?
01:01:54Sí, claro
01:01:57¿Y puedo decir algo?
01:02:00Claro, si quieres decir algo, simplemente hazlo
01:02:04Mira, megan for is speaking
01:02:07Ya know, I have very important message to the human
01:02:12Mmm
01:02:16Steve Evans, you're officially an asshole
01:02:21A所有
01:02:22Who is Steve Evans?
01:02:23No, no, it was um, was the first guy I slept with
01:02:30y durante el set
01:02:32él le recitaba
01:02:34las tablas multiplicadoras
01:02:36para que se le hiciera más largo
01:02:40y una vez
01:02:42él decía
01:02:447 veces
01:02:458
01:02:4754
01:02:49y yo
01:02:51le corrigé
01:02:53como 56
01:02:54él estaba abandona
01:02:58él le hacía, era horrible
01:03:00y tú sabes
01:03:01yo he pensado
01:03:03esa noche
01:03:04sería diferente
01:03:07¿qué si hubiera un orgasmo?
01:03:10no sé, mi vida sería totalmente diferente
01:03:12probablemente
01:03:14eso es una buena historia
01:03:20oh, um
01:03:24es no
01:03:26haute couture, madame
01:03:27no sé, no sé
01:03:30es limpio y limpio
01:03:30es limpio y limpio
01:03:33no sé, no sé
01:03:35no sé
01:04:00no sé, no sé, no sé
01:04:30no sé, no sé
01:04:45no sé, no sé
01:04:48no sé, no sé
01:05:17no sé, no sé, no sé
01:05:20no sé, no sé
01:05:22no sé
01:05:23no sé
01:05:34no sé
01:05:36no sé
01:06:02no sé
01:06:27no sé
01:06:30no sé
01:06:36no sé
01:06:50no sé
01:06:58no sé
01:07:17no sé
01:07:18no sé
01:07:18no sé
01:07:18no sé
01:07:20no sé
01:07:37no sé
01:07:44no sé
01:07:45no sé
01:07:45no sé
01:07:55no sé
01:07:57no sé
01:08:05no sé
01:08:15no sé
01:08:18no sé
01:08:21no sé
01:08:23no sé
01:08:25no sé
01:08:34no
01:08:35no sé
01:08:38no sé
01:08:51no sé
01:08:52I love you too, Megan.
01:08:53But sit down, I hold tight.
01:08:54Stop, it's getting worse.
01:09:23¡Suscríbete al canal!
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01:11:04¡Sí!
01:11:25¡Suscríbete al canal!
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01:13:22No.
01:13:31You took the wrong glass.
01:13:32What?
01:13:33I keep lib in those glasses.
01:13:38That chokes me again.
01:13:40I don't need lib, you know that.
01:13:42Yeah.
01:13:43But you're smiling.
01:13:45You know what that means.
01:13:47Yeah.
01:13:50It means that...
01:13:53Even with a broken heart...
01:13:55I have a good sense of humor.
01:14:01Goodbye, Max Wood.
01:14:02Begin.
01:14:12Hello, everyone.
01:14:13Thank you all for coming.
01:14:16I called you here because I wanted you to know this information directly from me.
01:14:26Mr. Wood and I, we are not married anymore.
01:14:34Mr. Ford, what happened?
01:14:36It turns out we wanted different things.
01:14:40Mr. Wood was not ready for the responsibility that comes with being married to a politician.
01:14:45So he left you?
01:14:48Yes.
01:14:49Will this affect your campaign?
01:14:52No.
01:14:54I'm still in the fight.
01:14:58It's personal and I won't let personal things get in the way of the bright future of our city.
01:15:10Megan, did you really expect to marriage to an escort to last?
01:15:14You know, Vanessa, yes, maybe he was foolish, maybe he was too naive, but I really did.
01:15:38Megan, do you want to talk about this on my show?
01:15:45Megan, do you want to talk about this on my show?
01:15:51Yes, of course.
01:15:53So, Ms. Ford, where did you spend your honeymoon?
01:15:59Today, candidate for mayor, Megan Ford, shocked the public by announcing the end for her short-lived marriage to Max
01:16:05Wood.
01:16:06According to her, Wood left her for a simpler life.
01:16:10Megan expected to share more details about the relationship tonight, live on Vanessa's show.
01:16:18She thinks I used her.
01:16:21That it was all a lie.
01:16:25I have to stop this now.
01:16:36Time for the last dance, my friend.
01:16:43I have to stop this now.
01:17:08Officer Michael Johnson, I was called for an emergency.
01:17:12No one told you anything.
01:17:14Listen, there is a threat inside.
01:17:18If you want to explain to your bosses why you blocked a police officer from doing his job, be my
01:17:23guest.
01:17:29Okay, go ahead.
01:17:39Three, two, one, on the way!
01:17:46Oh guys, okay, okay.
01:17:50So, um, Megan, tell us how you feel after such, shall we say, brief marriage.
01:18:01Um, there was unexpected.
01:18:08But I'm a strong person, Vanessa.
01:18:12I'll be fine.
01:18:14Oh God.
01:18:15Of course, of course you will.
01:18:18But still, how did a smart woman like you fall for an escort?
01:18:24Um, you know, um, sometimes heart beats the brain, even for such a strong woman like me.
01:18:36Okay, sis, and what about the sex?
01:18:38I mean, was it as good as advertised?
01:18:42I'm sure, Vanessa, we've got a lot of very important topics to talk about.
01:18:48I'm sure our viewers think it's very, very important, right guys?
01:18:56Yeah!
01:19:03Good job, good job.
01:19:05Now camera two.
01:19:06And camera four.
01:19:10Jeremy, camera four.
01:19:11Now.
01:19:12Yeah.
01:19:13And now camera two.
01:19:15And again camera four.
01:19:17Yes.
01:19:20Camera four.
01:19:23Uh huh.
01:19:24No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:19:25Camera five.
01:19:27Jeremy, what the fuck is you doing?
01:19:30Huh?
01:19:31Yeah.
01:19:33Uh, I need a break.
01:19:37Hello.
01:19:38I told you I'd call you back.
01:19:39Tell me around.
01:19:40Yeah, but it's been over here now.
01:19:42Tell me around.
01:19:46Hey.
01:19:46Uh, yeah, but you shouldn't been here.
01:19:51It's a stop only.
01:19:53I didn't know you worked here.
01:19:55That's a good job.
01:19:56Yeah, but I told you every single time you made me feel comfortable.
01:20:00I love you.
01:20:01I love you.
01:20:01I love you.
01:20:02I love you.
01:20:02But anyway, you shouldn't be here.
01:20:04It's a light show.
01:20:06I can see a lot of tension in your shoulders.
01:20:08Stress.
01:20:09Yeah.
01:20:10You have no idea.
01:20:11Vanessa is a total monster.
01:20:13Let me help you.
01:20:14You know I'm good with my hands.
01:20:16Hmm?
01:20:17Hmm?
01:20:18Yes, like this.
01:20:19Really?
01:20:21Enjoy.
01:20:21Yeah.
01:20:23It's really nice.
01:20:24Uh.
01:20:28Yes.
01:20:36All right.
01:20:40Here we go.
01:20:44So, you're saying you really...
01:20:49I'm sorry.
01:20:51Um...
01:20:52I don't understand nothing.
01:20:55Okay.
01:20:57Um...
01:20:58Megan Ford.
01:20:59Find your reflection in my eyes.
01:21:01Find reflection in my eyes.
01:21:04Do you see yourself?
01:21:05Do you see yourself?
01:21:09Right now, in my eyes.
01:21:11I see the real Megan Ford.
01:21:13I remember...
01:21:15The real Megan Ford.
01:21:18Remember the real Megan Ford?
01:21:27What did you just say?
01:21:30Actually, I don't know what's going on.
01:21:35The editor is saying something weird in my ear.
01:21:39Max?
01:21:39Max, are you here?
01:21:42Yes, I'm here.
01:21:44And I'm coming to you.
01:21:49Megan!
01:21:52Max?
01:21:53Megan!
01:21:57What you're doing here?
01:21:59What I should have done from this doctor.
01:22:03Michael Johnson.
01:22:07Yeah.
01:22:08Security division.
01:22:13What?
01:22:15Fuck.
01:22:17No.
01:22:17Fuck.
01:22:18Stop.
01:22:18Stop it.
01:22:19Stop.
01:22:20Fuck.
01:22:21What's going on here?
01:22:22Megan, I'm sorry.
01:22:22I'm sorry, forgive me.
01:22:24Forgive me.
01:22:25I swear.
01:22:30No!
01:22:31Hey, stop it!
01:22:32Stop it!
01:22:34You...
01:22:35Oh!
01:22:36Oh!
01:22:38You...
01:22:39Oh!
01:22:39Shh, don't move.
01:22:41Don't move.
01:22:42Megan.
01:22:44Megan.
01:22:45What's in there in here?
01:22:47What?
01:22:49This ring.
01:22:50Oh!
01:22:51Perfect, mate.
01:22:52And your eyes.
01:22:54Black demons for bad bitches.
01:22:56You're not like this.
01:22:59That's really cute.
01:23:01Oh, God.
01:23:03Wow.
01:23:06Hey!
01:23:08Guys, it seems we're witnessing the most dramatic love story all the time.
01:23:17Wow!
01:23:18Wow!
01:23:27Kiss me.
01:23:30Hey!
01:23:31Oh!
01:23:32You!
01:23:32Stop it!
01:23:33Oh!
01:23:33You!
01:23:34Call 9-1-1!
01:23:35Oh!
01:23:37You...
01:23:37Oh!
01:23:38Oh!
01:23:40You could have just called me, you know that?
01:23:42Yeah, you're a...
01:23:43I love you.
01:23:46Oh!
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01:27:41Gracias.
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