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00:00And the only thing wrong, the only thing wrong with the American dream is people.
00:06Too many people, too many of us telling young people that the dream is dead.
00:11They told me that when I was growing up in the slums of Trenton.
00:15And they were wrong.
00:16They told me that when I decided to run for senator with only $58 in my savings account.
00:22And they were wrong.
00:23And they are still telling me that now, that I don't have a chance because I'm black,
00:28because I don't have the right nose, because I still only have $58 in my savings account.
00:42With your help, we can keep that dream alive.
00:51And in closing...
01:02Just...
01:06Let me say...
01:07Let me say that you should all donate the legal maximum to the next president of the United States.
01:18Are you afraid to take some water or something?
01:20I'm fine.
01:21I'm fine.
01:21Really?
01:26Handsome guy like you, I bet you get 70% of the women.
01:29Here's hoping.
01:30Of course it helps.
01:31Your wife died of cancer.
01:32I mean, I'm sorry, but the sympathy vote's in your pocket.
01:35Yeah, I appreciate your support.
01:37Listen, Senator, my union has a hell of a watch.
01:45I've always been strong on the union.
01:47The thing is, you always go on in your speeches about the workers in Indonesia, Cambodia, Timbuktu.
01:53Because I think we have a moral...
01:56My union members are hurting.
01:58They don't care about moralists or all that.
02:00Are you all right?
02:03Hey, you guys are going on that.
02:34Hey, you guys are going on that.
02:48The senator is suffering from nausea, headache, and mental confusion.
02:52Yeah.
02:52Bad sushi is so hard to diagnose.
02:56You're being childish.
02:59Look, if his case is as trivial as you think, it'll take you three minutes to diagnose him.
03:03Uh-huh.
03:03Three minutes that I could spend sitting on the toilet with the funny pages.
03:07You mad at me?
03:09Nope.
03:10I never liked Cameron or Foreman.
03:13You know why I'm fortunate to fire one of them?
03:15Because you need to prove to me that you're a team player.
03:17Now, if you did that, you wouldn't need to go through this exercise.
03:20Fine.
03:22I'll hold the senator's hair while he upchucks.
03:24Oh, and, um, by the way, I need you to give a speech at the National Cardiology Conference
03:29next week.
03:30I don't do speeches.
03:32I'm shy.
03:33Eastbrook Pharmaceuticals has developed a new ACE inhibitor.
03:37I would like you to extol the virtues of this breakthrough medication.
03:42Eastbrook Pharmaceuticals?
03:43Wait a second.
03:44Don't I own that company?
03:45Oh, no, that's right.
03:46What you do, Fiopril, is a significant improvement over the old version.
03:52All there in study.
03:53I know its price tag is significantly improved.
03:57You can either give one ten-minute talk and one three-minute diagnosis, or you can fire
04:01one of your pets.
04:05My understanding was that you believed in rationality above all else.
04:17Biopril.
04:20I appreciate you're keeping the media away.
04:22We're keeping your staff away as well.
04:25Take it easy now.
04:26I'm in the middle of a campaign.
04:27The faster we can get you better, the faster you can get out of here.
04:30Anyone else at the fundraiser get sick?
04:32I don't think so.
04:33And I don't think that's it.
04:34I mean, I've been under the weather for weeks.
04:37You know, lots of traveling.
04:38I'm supposed to be in Sudan next week.
04:41Oh!
04:44Helps me concentrate.
04:47Even better than drugs.
04:50Open your mouth, please.
04:53Ah.
04:56That's quite a scar.
04:57When I was six, I fell off the swing and bit my tongue.
05:01Couldn't talk right for the longest time.
05:03Lots of teasing.
05:04You know, it just made me fight harder to speak up with those who can't.
05:08Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:11Tongues heal too fast.
05:13Your political consultants have written you a nice story.
05:16And a tight race that lispers alone could put you over the top.
05:19You, uh, a Republican or you just hate all politicians?
05:22I just find being forced to sit through drivel annoying.
05:26You find sincerity annoying?
05:29You're a black kid from the ghetto who made it to Yale Law and the United States Senate.
05:34That's a sufficiently mythical story.
05:36You don't need to lie about your tongue.
05:41You must have missed it.
05:47What's wrong?
05:55What is it?
05:56It's not the food.
05:57It's your brain.
05:59Get an MRI and a lumbar puncture.
06:01Cancel your travel plans.
06:11The senator's LP show no sign of infection and the MRI looks fairly clean.
06:16I guess we can tell him he's fairly healthy and can go home.
06:19Well, there's something in Broker's area, but it's small, low intensity.
06:23Most likely just background noise.
06:25Care to bet your job on that?
06:28What was that?
06:29It was what?
06:30You got annoyed.
06:31That was clearly an annoyed face.
06:34I get annoyed by glib remarks about our futures.
06:36But last week you didn't get annoyed.
06:37You made poopy in your pants.
06:40It's weird.
06:41It's almost like now you know you have nothing to worry about.
06:44Chase has nothing to worry about?
06:46None of you has anything to worry about.
06:48What happened?
06:51Bogler saw the error of his ways and repented.
06:54The lesion could be nothing.
06:56It also could be a brain tumor or an infection.
06:58There's only one way to find out which.
07:01You want to cut into his brain.
07:02Dangerous.
07:03I know.
07:04So basically he's a politician.
07:05His brain's all twisted.
07:06But I weighed that against the risk of him stroking out before lunch.
07:09Call surgery.
07:10Get it scheduled.
07:21You're not pregnant.
07:23Well, I told you that.
07:26There's got to be some other reason I'm still spotting.
07:28Sure.
07:29You were pregnant.
07:31Based on your hormone levels, you've had a miscarriage.
07:34I haven't even been on a date.
07:36Right.
07:37Since it's physically impossible to have sex without someone buying you dinner.
07:40I haven't had sex since I split up with my husband.
07:44That was almost a year ago.
07:45Fine.
07:46Have it your way.
07:48Immaculate conception.
07:50Um, what do I do?
07:52Well, it's obvious.
07:54Start a religion.
07:59My office.
08:05Afternoon delight.
08:07She just loves the hardwood.
08:10You're not doing a brain biopsy based on a spot on an MRI.
08:15Where'd you get that?
08:16Not on a United States senator.
08:19Oh, just so I'm clear.
08:20If he was a janitor, that would be okay.
08:22Do you have a list?
08:22A brain biopsy can cause permanent neurological damage.
08:26Uh-huh.
08:26Whereas tumors are really good for brains.
08:28Make them grow big and strong.
08:30It's my call.
08:31No, it's not.
08:32Is she pulling rank on patient care?
08:35It's not my call either.
08:37It's up to you.
08:38Either it's a tumor or it's an infection that the lumbar puncture didn't pick up.
08:42Either way, unless we treat it immediately, it could kill you.
08:44Or it could be nothing.
08:45Reading brain MRIs is not an exact science.
08:47What caused my s-symptoms?
08:49Wow.
08:49Excellent question.
08:50Many doctors wouldn't have gone there.
08:52It could be a transient ischemic attack.
08:54You could make the argument for watching carefully for the time being.
08:58But you'd only make that argument if you were an administrator covering your ass.
09:02That's absurd and insulting.
09:03Insulting, yes.
09:04What would the voters think?
09:06If they find out, I've had a brain biopsy.
09:12This could leave you b-b-b-brain damaged.
09:15And you're worried about NASCAR dads.
09:36It's not a brain tumor.
09:38It's not a bacterial infection either.
09:40So you biopsied his brain for nothing?
09:43If that were true, would Dr. Wilson's mouth be contorted into that ugly shape?
09:50It's toxoplasmosis.
09:52You sure?
09:55Which means the great black hope has full-blown AIDS.
10:01They're gonna love that in Dubuque.
10:06Toxoplasmosis is a fairly common fungus you can get from eating undercooked meat or touching cat feces.
10:12In rare cases, the fungi travel up the bloodstream and latch onto the brain, causing a lesion or inflammation.
10:18So, what's the prognosis?
10:24Toxo usually responds to treatment, but it only causes a lesion in your brain if your immune system is extremely
10:29weak to begin with.
10:34Senator, I'm afraid you have AIDS.
10:40As I'm sure you know, people with HIV can live a long time.
10:45What else could do this to me?
10:47Theoretically, certain cancers.
10:48If you have toxo in your brain, you have AIDS.
10:53I do not have AIDS.
10:57I don't shoot up drugs.
11:01I don't sleep with...
11:04This is very bad news.
11:05I get that, and I sympathize.
11:07But we gotta speed through the denial phase, because you need antiretrovirals, and you need them fast.
11:17You haven't even tested me for HIV.
11:19We will.
11:20But the toxo drugs are gonna piss off your fungi when fungi get pissed.
11:26I am not gonna take the pills.
11:29You're afraid word will leak out.
11:32Trust me, you're not gonna be president either way.
11:35They don't call it the White House because of the paint job.
11:39Here's what you're gonna do.
11:40You're gonna give me the drugs for the toxo only.
11:46You're going to test me for HIV under a false name.
11:50You're going to test me for cancer and anything else that could have done this to me.
11:55If I have cancer, I will deal with it.
12:01But I do not...
12:05have AIDS.
12:09AIDS.
12:10Eastbrook Pharmaceuticals are pleased to announce that Dr. Gregory House will present
12:13their latest research on their exciting new ACE inhibitor.
12:18You're making that up.
12:19That's Vogler's company.
12:20Press release.
12:21During an address at the North American Cardiology Conference.
12:28House never gives speeches.
12:30But when I really believe in something, gosh dang it, I got a chance to make a difference here.
12:34You made a deal with Vogler?
12:37It's all a rage.
12:39Everybody's doing it.
12:41So what's the deal?
12:43You get to keep all of us if you flog his products?
12:46One speech.
12:47No biggie.
12:49Foreman's doing a bone marrow biopsy to check for cancer.
12:52Cancer?
12:53The senator's got AIDS.
12:54Cancer sounds better in a press release.
12:57I need you guys to rush the ELISA test for HIV.
13:02For the speech.
13:03When I said rush, I mean, you know, fast.
13:06Stat's the word you doctors use, right?
13:08I know it's hard for you.
13:09Double stat?
13:15Let me sting a little.
13:19Sorry.
13:21It wasn't a shot.
13:22It's, um...
13:24My head's killing me.
13:26Senator, we don't have to do this now.
13:28We can hold off till your HIV test comes back.
13:30I guess you figure it's gonna come back positive.
13:34My experience...
13:35Patients lie.
13:37Politicians lie more than black politicians.
13:40I don't think black politicians lie more than white politicians.
13:44We lie less.
13:45You figure we're morally superior.
13:48I've got my theories.
13:51No, we...
13:52We just can't get away with it.
13:56No one's gonna...
13:58Give us the benefit of the doubt.
14:01No one's gonna cut us a second chance.
14:04And when it happens, it's not just a...
14:06A bad politician.
14:08It's...
14:08It's...
14:09It's a bad role model.
14:11It's a...
14:12A dis...
14:15Dis...
14:15Credit...
14:16To the race.
14:27You ready?
14:30Yeah.
14:32Yeah.
14:35Deep breath.
14:47Dr. House.
14:49I just wanted to...
14:50You're welcome again.
14:51I want you to know how much I...
14:52Got it.
14:53You're grateful.
14:54Apparently you seem to think it'll mean a lot to me to know that.
14:57Do you know why people pray to God?
15:00I thought you didn't believe in God.
15:01I don't.
15:03Well, then you better be making a very good point.
15:05Do you think they pray to him and praise him because they want him to know how great he is?
15:09God already knows that.
15:11Are you comparing me to God?
15:14I mean, that's great, but just so you know, I've never made a tree.
15:19I thank you because...
15:21It means something to me.
15:24To be grateful for what I receive.
15:32You are the most naive atheist I've ever met.
15:35Dr. House, you have a patient in room one.
15:38Thank God.
15:42People pray...
15:43So that God won't crush them like bugs.
15:49I'm not going to crush you.
15:56Patechial bruising?
15:57I don't know if I pronounced that right.
15:58Gosh, the internet is such a wonderful tool.
16:00It could be leukemia.
16:03Definitely possible.
16:04The more likely diagnosis is hickey.
16:07Well, it can't be a hickey.
16:09Why is everybody so ashamed of sex all of a sudden?
16:12I'm not having sex.
16:14I barely even thought about sex since my marriage.
16:17Ow!
16:18I say you're having sex.
16:19You say you're not.
16:20Either you're lying or I'm wrong.
16:23Or there's some middle ground.
16:25You mean like oral?
16:26I mean you're having sex without knowing it.
16:29I'm testing you for booze, drugs, and GHB.
16:32I don't drink.
16:34What's GHB?
16:35The date rape drug.
16:55It's positive.
17:10T cell count is eight which means there's a good chance you'll die
17:17I'm telling you this because we need to contact your sexual partners
17:22I've only had two girlfriends two
17:25after my wife died I used condoms you know the chances of you getting HIV from heterosexual
17:34sex with a condom yes someday there will be a black president someday there will be a gay
17:41president maybe they'll even be a gay black president one combination I do not see happening
17:46is gay black and dead you need to stop lying to me it must be miserable always
17:54assuming the worst in people cut the crap you're dying and you're clever you're witty and you are
17:59a coward you're scared of taking chances I take chances all the time it's one of my worst qualities
18:05on people
18:10wanting to believe the best about people doesn't make it true being afraid to believe it doesn't
18:14make it false well that's very moving it's a shame I don't vote this is who I am I believe
18:21in people
18:21I'm not hippie cynical and I don't make easy snide remarks I would rather think that people are good
18:27and be disappointed once in the game
18:46I need to draw some more blood
19:22I'm not a philosopher
19:27Surprising.
19:30He's just going to keep getting worse.
19:31You realize that, right?
19:32Why are you spying on my case?
19:35Why are you giving that speech next week?
19:37We're both just doing what we have to do.
19:38You don't see a problem with that?
19:41Checking in on a patient?
19:42Yeah, wow.
19:43How do I look myself in the mirror?
19:45You're not the one being asked to perpetrate a fraud on the American people.
19:48It's a ten-minute speech.
19:49That I've been ordered to give.
19:50Volkler's drug works.
19:52I don't care.
19:52Why do you have to make everything so dramatic?
19:55Because I'm a very high-strung little lab dog.
20:08Uh-uh.
20:10No pills.
20:11What's going on?
20:14The antiretrovirals aren't working.
20:16Why not?
20:19Because you don't have AIDS.
20:23First test was a false positive.
20:25It happens one time in every 5,000.
20:28You ran a second test.
20:31Yeah.
20:34You're still dying.
20:39The only difference is now.
20:40We don't know why.
20:51He's continuing to lose control of the muscles on his right side.
20:53His brain is getting foggier, and his T-cells are still in single digits.
20:56Why are we doing this here?
20:57So Cuddy can't find us.
20:59Unless we figure out the underlying disease, this guy's lied to his last constituent.
21:03False negative on the PCRH test?
21:05Ran it twice.
21:08Immunoglobulin deficiency?
21:09No history of respiratory problems.
21:10Idiopathic T-cell deficiency.
21:12Idiopathic.
21:13From the Latin meaning we're idiots, because we can't figure out what's causing it.
21:19Give them a whole-body scan.
21:20You hate whole-body scans.
21:21Because they're useless.
21:23Probably scan every one of us and find five different doodads that look like cancer.
21:27What?
21:28When you're fourth down, 100 to go, in the snow, you don't call a running play up the middle.
21:32Unless you're the Jets.
21:36I hate sports metaphors.
21:38Why did you order the second AIDS test?
21:40Standard procedure.
21:42Oh, well, that's you, Mr. Standard Procedure.
21:44You suspected the first test was a false positive?
21:46I knew he was going to Africa, and I figured he was vaccinated for Hep A and B.
21:50That could cause a false positive.
21:52Yeah, but you knew that before you ordered the first test.
21:54What changed?
21:55I should have ordered both.
21:57You were sure he had AIDS.
21:59Then you talked to him.
22:00Then you had doubts.
22:01What-what did he say?
22:03He said he had not engaged in any risky behavior.
22:07Huh.
22:08And you believed him?
22:10Well, he didn't have any reason to lie.
22:12Everybody lies, except politicians.
22:15House, I believe you're romantic.
22:18You didn't just believe him.
22:19You believed in him.
22:20Do you want to come over tonight and watch old movies and cry?
22:25Dr. Cameron's getting to you.
22:26Well, I guess you can't be around that much niceness and not get any on you.
22:30Is that why you haven't put the moves on her?
22:31What makes you think I haven't put the moves on her?
22:36Oh.
22:37Oh.
22:38Oh, boy.
22:39You're in trouble.
22:50You have restored my faith in the human race.
22:54You're lying.
22:56No.
22:56I'm not lying.
22:58Just got your results back.
22:59No GHB, no nothing.
23:01Means you're having sex and you're lying about it.
23:04No.
23:05And I have a new symptom.
23:07I have a rash on my butt.
23:10Huh.
23:12Do you want to...
23:15Yeah.
23:22What is it?
23:24It's a carpet burn.
23:26No.
23:27It can't be.
23:28Doctor, I love sex.
23:30I miss it.
23:31I haven't had any in over a year.
23:34Well, you managed to keep this appointment, so you have no short-term memory problem.
23:39Multiple personalities.
23:41You find yourself losing chunks of time.
23:43You wake up and you don't remember falling asleep.
23:45No.
23:45I just wake up really exhausted.
23:48Something upsetting you?
23:50No.
23:54My ex lives in the apartment downstairs.
23:56He's always calling me.
23:58Always wanting to get back together, complaining about mixed signals.
24:01Get out of my life.
24:03How much clearer can you get?
24:05We have a sleep lab in the basement.
24:09Nothing else will get you away from your ex for a night.
24:27Slightly enlarged lymph node in his left armpit.
24:29How slightly?
24:30Quarter mil.
24:31Lymphoma?
24:32Sure.
24:33Or he's had a cold in the last six months.
24:36What, you got around speed dial?
24:38I just follow the scent of arrogance.
24:40Another slightly enlarged node over here.
24:42Two more in his neck and one in his groin.
24:45And there's a cyst in his liver.
24:47Looks complex.
24:48Central necrosis?
24:49Spontaneous bleeding.
24:51It's benign.
24:52I was rooting for a really cool tumor.
24:54Instead, we're stuck with this crap.
24:55Doesn't matter.
24:56Once you find him, you ought to check him.
24:58Knock yourselves out.
25:01I just saw Senator Wright.
25:02He looks like hell.
25:04That sushi must have been a lot worse than you thought.
25:07Mr. Vogler, would you like a free whole body scan?
25:11A man of your stature should get himself checked at least three times a year.
25:14Here's a few key points I want you to cover during your speech.
25:20Fourteen pages.
25:21The audience will be comatose by paragraph two.
25:24I want a joke.
25:31Dr. Chase, we need to talk.
25:36How do you see this ending?
25:38What ending?
25:40I can't fire you, so you have no reason to fear me and therefore no reason to lie to me.
25:45I told Cuddy where I was.
25:47She told Vogler what I was doing.
25:54Yeah.
25:56So how can I work with you?
25:59Well, you don't have a choice.
26:06This might hurt a little.
26:08Lie to me.
26:11Okay?
26:12It'll, uh, feel like a gentle massage.
26:14The house is a lousy teacher.
26:20You can't lie for beans.
26:24Have you ever told any really big ones?
26:25Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.
26:27I might be messed up, but I'm not that out of it.
26:34Drop his arm down.
26:35Mm-hmm.
26:36Mm-hmm.
26:38Mm-hmm.
26:39Mm-hmm.
26:44Am I gonna be okay?
26:48I hope so.
26:56I am selling my soul.
26:58Just a little piece.
27:00And you are getting something in return.
27:02I said I was selling it and say I was giving it away.
27:06That would be immoral and stupid.
27:08All they've done is adenant acid.
27:11Does it work?
27:12Well, it's not the point.
27:13Of course it's the point.
27:14He's not asking you to lie.
27:16He's not asking you to do something illegal.
27:17He's not asking me to do anything.
27:19He's not ordering you.
27:20He gave you a choice.
27:21You chose your staff.
27:24I know this isn't easy for you.
27:26You'll suffer.
27:26Vicodin sales in Jersey will triple.
27:29But you are doing a good thing.
27:37Only you could feel like crap about doing something good.
27:42Kidney and liver cysts are both benign.
27:44And the lymph nodes all came back clean.
27:46His left arm lymph node has antibodies for CB11.
27:49Well, not enough to indicate lymphoma.
27:51He never tested for hairy cell leukemia.
27:53No, but it would have picked it up somewhere else besides one lymph node.
27:56And his spleen isn't enlarged.
27:59Size isn't everything.
28:01The spleen is the mother load for hairy cells.
28:06Let's cut it open.
28:07You can't biopsy his spleen.
28:08It'll bleed like stain.
28:09In the senator's condition, a spleen biopsy could easily cause sepsis and kill him.
28:13Why do you do this to me?
28:15Now, if I kill him, I can't tell the judge I had no idea of the risks involved.
28:19His brain is turning into mush, and he's at risk for more infections.
28:21We have to do it.
28:22See?
28:23That don't sound much better in court.
28:25Okay, go tell our human pin cushion we'll be sticking in one more time.
28:31Cutty.
28:34Don't you hate doing this?
28:37Yeah.
28:53What's up?
28:58You like me.
29:03Why?
29:07That's kind of a sad question.
29:12I'm just trying to figure out what makes you tick.
29:14I am not warm and fuzzy, and you are basically a stuffed animal made by grandma.
29:19I don't think that's why you're asking.
29:22I think this is because of the speech.
29:24God, don't try and pick me apart.
29:26Then why are you asking?
29:29What do you want to hear?
29:31What do you want to hear?
29:35What do you want to hear?
29:51Hey, Senator.
29:52We need to do one more biopsy on your spleen.
29:57I have to sign that I see my fingers are working.
30:10Does it hurt?
30:11It's nice.
30:12I can't get air.
30:17No.
30:20This is new.
30:24You don't need to sign.
30:25We can't do the biopsy.
30:32The senator's breathing is severely impaired.
30:35His O2 sat levels are at 89.
30:37His silver stain indicates pneumocystis carnii pneumonia.
30:40Another killer fungus.
30:42It's consistent with hairy cell leukemia.
30:43But we can't biopsy his spleen.
30:45Respiratory distress.
30:46His platelets are 20 and dropping.
30:48His blood won't clap worth a damn.
30:49There's got to be another way to diagnose hairy cells.
30:51No, his bone marrow is indeterminate.
30:53His spleen biopsy is the only way to go.
30:54You know, when the Inuit go fishing, they don't look for fish.
31:05Why, Dr. Howes?
31:07They look for the blue heron.
31:10Because there's no way to see the fish.
31:11But if there's fish, there's going to be birds fishing.
31:14Now, if he's got hairy cell, what else should we see circling overhead?
31:17He should have all sorts of weird viruses.
31:20HGLV and ATLV.
31:21We can test for them.
31:23Run the titers.
31:26These were your brain waves at 2.45 a.m.
31:29Now, here it comes as an abrupt jump from slow-wage sleep.
31:34This indicates partial sleep arousal.
31:37The most common type is somnambulism.
31:39Sleepwalking.
31:40That would explain why I'm so tired when I wake up.
31:43Yes.
31:43And also why you were pregnant.
31:46And the hickeys.
31:48And the carpet burn.
31:49I had sex in my sleep?
31:52Sexsomnia is a documented disorder.
31:55You said your ex lives downstairs.
31:58I'll kill him.
31:59Okay.
32:00But he probably didn't know that you were asleep.
32:03Sexsomniacs can act pretty normal.
32:04I'm going to write you a prescription for a low-dose antidepressant.
32:08It'll let you sleep better.
32:09You want to save yourself the $15 copay.
32:12You could have sex while you're awake.
32:15He's my ex.
32:16I don't...
32:17You're in the same building.
32:18You haven't had sex with anyone else for a year.
32:20You sleepwalk right into his arms.
32:22Call me crazy, but I'm sensing unresolved issues.
32:29Negative for HTLV one and two.
32:32And negative for ATLV and everything else.
32:34It's not Harry's son.
32:37Hey.
32:39You really going to give that speech?
32:41You got an opinion, too?
32:43I'm a little surprised.
32:45Frankly, I thought you were too much of a self-absorbed ass to do this for us.
32:49You're welcome.
32:50He's positive for Epstein Barr.
32:53So what?
32:54It doesn't point to Harry's son.
32:55It's irrelevant.
33:04It's irrelevant.
33:11You didn't fall off swings when you were eight.
33:15Six.
33:16Ever.
33:19Get that back.
33:20Uh-uh.
33:21We have to talk.
33:22You had an epileptic seizure.
33:24That's how you bit your tongue.
33:26I haven't said a seizure since I...
33:30What medication did you take?
33:34No seizure since I was six.
33:37No drugs since I was ten.
33:41Yeah, that's it.
33:42Don't worry about what the question is.
33:45Don't worry that you're starting to feel dizzy.
33:46Just stay on message.
33:52My mother used to call.
33:56Call it.
33:59I'm finding something.
34:01Benitoin?
34:02Yeah.
34:06Okay, okay.
34:07You're okay.
34:10It's okay.
34:15Everybody lies.
34:18Senator Gary H. Wright of New Jersey had childhood epilepsy.
34:23He took phenytoin.
34:25That drug, with the Epstein Barr virus, is associated with common variable immunodeficiency disease.
34:31It's T-cells down, B-cells down, keeps you from forming enough antibodies.
34:36Antibodies.
34:36You see, antibodies are basically your defensive line.
34:38And your brain, and then the fungi are like blitzing linebackers, plunging up in them.
34:47Your lungs are like...
35:15Your lungs are like...
35:15Okay, he got two quarterbacks.
35:16And then, and then that's my brain, and then it is.
35:16I'm going to take a look at a virus that's relatively common, and a drug he took 30 years ago.
35:20Start the senator on IV immunoglobulin instead.
35:22If he gets better, I'm right. If he dies, you're right.
36:03Dr. Howes.
36:11You faked that. No.
36:14Stay antiretroviral. Antiretroviral.
36:17Now say it three times fast.
36:18We just got back your latest blood results.
36:20Your white cells are up, your T cells are back over 100.
36:24That's good, right?
36:25In a week, that's terrific.
36:27You'll need medication for the rest of your life,
36:29but other than that, you're fine.
36:32Am I well enough to run for president?
36:33I don't want to run for Pope while you're at it.
36:35Oh, come on. Kennedy had Addison's. FDR had polio.
36:39Two of the best presidents in the last hundred years.
36:40If they were running today, they wouldn't stand a chance.
36:43So you figure you'd be Surgeon General
36:45if you didn't have the limp.
36:47No, there's things I can't do.
36:49And like you said, I...
36:52I have to live with reality.
36:54Well...
36:55Then I'm running. Good for you.
36:57Now, don't get excited. He's right.
36:59I, um...
37:01I won't win.
37:03Then why run?
37:07Oh, I see. Your point being, the only way to make a difference is to win every fight.
37:18But hey, why listen to me?
37:21I own the company. I'm certainly not to be trusted, right?
37:26Dr. Greg House, on the other hand, has a reputation.
37:30For integrity.
37:32Among other things.
37:34Ladies and gentlemen, Dr. Greg House.
37:56Eastbrook Pharmaceuticals.
37:57Extraordinary commitment to research excellence is exemplified by their new ACE inhibitor,
38:01a breakthrough medical approach that will protect millions from heart disease.
38:16That's not a speech.
38:19I thought it was pithy.
38:21We had enough for a press release anyhow.
38:24Foreman or Cameron?
38:36A few things I forgot to mention.
38:40Ed Vogler is a brilliant businessman.
38:43A brilliant judge of people.
38:45And a man who has never lost a fight.
38:50You know how I know that the new ACE inhibitor is good?
38:55Because the old one was good.
38:56The new one is really the same, just more expensive.
39:00A lot more expensive.
39:03See, that's another example of Ed's brilliance.
39:06Whenever one of his drugs is about to lose its patent,
39:08he has his boys and girls alter it just a tiny bit,
39:11patented all over again,
39:13making not just a pointless new pill,
39:16but millions and millions of dollars.
39:19Which is good for everybody, right?
39:20Some patients.
39:23Who cares?
39:23They're just so damn sick.
39:26God obviously never liked them anyway.
39:29From all the healthy people in the room,
39:31let's have a big round of applause for Ed Vogler.
39:45I threw him in a joke.
39:47Hey, I'm so excited.
39:51Thank you very much for that.
39:55Thanks, Doug.
39:55I'm going to make my books for Ed Folk.
40:01I'm so excited.
40:02I'm excited to get ready for Ed,
40:03for this уд好.
40:03Coming up at the house,
40:06I'm so excited.
40:07The one is a challenge for Ed Vogler.
40:10I found it at the house.
40:11I'm so excited.
40:11I'm excited to get back.
40:39I'm sorry.
40:43I should have taken an extra couple of Vicodin and just held my nose.
40:47I'm guessing you did take a couple extra Vicodin.
40:49True.
40:54You don't need to worry about firing anyone.
40:57I'm leaving.
41:01Why?
41:07This is another noble self-sacrificing gesture.
41:11Are you trying to protect Foreman?
41:13No.
41:14So this is just, don't fire me, I quit.
41:17I'm protecting myself.
41:23You asked me why I like you.
41:28You're abrasive and rude.
41:32But I figured everything you do, you do it to help people.
41:38But I was wrong.
41:41You do it because it's right.
41:45And it's okay to think about and end.
41:58And it's okay to not even start.
42:06There are only two ways that I can deal with things.
42:10One is in my control.
42:16That's to leave.
42:24Goodbye, Alice.
42:27Nice
42:27Nice.
42:38Nice.
42:53Why
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