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Beta Ya Beti
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00:00I don't know.
00:30Aray, bus bhi karo tum doono.
00:32Do do do bhi nahi huye,
00:34usai dunya mein aay ke shurru ho gaye dho na.
00:37Kya amma?
00:38Aapko to chhatt mili hai, kamao beta.
00:40Ham na jahe kuch aapne beta se.
00:43Hmm, tu dekha,
00:45beta se jaa kapsi shurru ho jati hai?
00:48Vohi kahi beta huyi hoti to kya hota,
00:50ye to aap jantai hi hai.
00:52Kut saalou ke baat.
00:55Dekhlo kaisa mitti me kheel raha hai.
00:57Aray, isko bolo na padaay kar le.
00:59Padaayi nahi ki to acheh maak nahi aayenge.
01:01Aray, yahin gari ya college me padega.
01:04Sahi bolo rae ho,
01:05klas badhti ji jari hai.
01:07Lada ki to hai, niki ghar mein bitha le to bhi chal jayen.
01:10Pata chala, iski karen bhu daapi me
01:12namak roati khani pade.
01:14Aray, kuch kar bhi nahi sakti hai.
01:16Aray, ya kuch nahi banayega,
01:18to namak bhi mil jaya, to kis mat samaj na?
01:21Beta, maa pita ki aar dhekta hai.
01:23Samaj nahi aara, kya bolo raha hai paapa?
01:25Padaayi me dhyan do.
01:26Nay, to baap ki tarah clerk ban kar raha jayoggi.
01:30Vah, bah hu, ah.
01:32Mera beta clerk to bana,
01:34tam ja kar kabadhi walay ki beeti mili.
01:37Aray, lalla ko yeh bhe bata do,
01:39kya manager ban hoge,
01:40to kya hoga?
01:43Dekha, ap lugu nhe,
01:45beti ko lhe kar pura ghar kya souchtata tha.
01:48Lekin bachy ki souch.
01:49Aayye, wu bhi toh dhekte hai.
01:52Kya hai?
01:53Mera money nhe karta ghar ke andre rhenne ka.
01:56Ghar ke andre toh ladkia rheti hai na.
01:59Jib tuk mein baan nhe jahun ga,
02:01kheelunga nhe.
02:02Toh, mera dhos toh mujhe ladki bulaayenge.
02:07Lekin, yaha bhi kyunki wu ladka hai,
02:09toh korn samjhe uski baat?
02:11Ladki ke chara anasu
02:13aur purei paribar mein panchayet.
02:15Ye bichara toh anasu bhi nahi dhikha sakta.
02:18Kher, pher eek roze.
02:20Aray, bitiya, kya kar rhe yoh?
02:22Maa, dhekna bhai,
02:24purei mithai kha raha hai,
02:25mujhe bhi mithai khani hai.
02:27El Allah,
02:28daday usse mithai,
02:29patay na usse mithai kitni patsand hai.
02:31Acha, meri rano, bitiya.
02:33Ye bata ki kya kya lhe k raha hai, papa.
02:36Biti, pita ke pats chalhi jati hai.
02:38Pita usse pyar karte hai
02:39aur haat mei chocolate dhe te hai.
02:41Le, bitiya, chocolate ka.
02:42Aur haa thoda bhai ko bhi dhe de na, haa.
02:45Bitiya, ye sab dhekkar parišan.
02:47Voh maa kye pats jata hai.
02:49Aray, kya ho gya?
02:51Jad, dhekho,
02:51taba ordo ki dhara muh latka rata hai, tera.
02:54Kya ho gya, bolega bhi?
02:56Ye kya hai, maa?
02:57Papa, sab kush lakshmi kye liye hi lata hai.
02:59Usi ko dhe te hai zara zaman.
03:01Aur ma?
03:02Ma kisi kama ka nai ho, kya?
03:05Acha,
03:06ab ladki se tulna karne lag gya, tu?
03:08Tu ho nai janta?
03:09Voh kiasi pyaari hai sabki?
03:12Aray, tu bhi maana karna sabki bata hai.
03:14Kal ko wosso sural chalhi jayegi,
03:16Tau roe ga.
03:16Roe ga usse yad kar karke,
03:18Kya ki meri pahena hai.
03:20Haa, to abhi to nai jari hai na.
03:21Jayaegi to ro lunga.
03:22Abhi se usse sar par chada kar,
03:24Mujhe kiyo rula rahi ho?
03:26Ma pe choklet ka unga.
03:27Aray, usse kha lene de.
03:29Na jane kaisa log mile,
03:31Kaisa saral mile.
03:32Aray, khanne pine ki kammi maike bhe to nai hi honi chahiye na.
03:36Hmm,
03:37To maamla ye tha,
03:39Beeti kal ko saral jayegi,
03:40To ghar me dheer sara piyar.
03:43Lekin beeta,
03:44Voh kaitate na,
03:45Ghar ka murga,
03:46Da hii berabar.
03:48Kher,
03:48Dinar bittte hai,
03:50Skul khatm hoota hai,
03:51Result art mein.
03:53Dekh rahi ho,
03:54Kya result nika raya hai.
03:55Or,
03:56Paisa dhekar ghar se nika lo tum.
03:58Aawara ho gya hai,
03:59Pura aawara.
04:00Aray,
04:01Mijn toh kaitata ho,
04:01Ghar se bahan nikaal dho isse.
04:03Aray,
04:04Kyun kya ho gya?
04:05Pass to ho gya hai na,
04:06Yenikamma.
04:08Aray,
04:09Tisre dرجe ka number laya hai.
04:10Bittya ko dhekho.
04:12Jab koji tuition nahi ha,
04:13Phir bhi,
04:14Pahela dرجa pass hai.
04:16Aray,
04:16Ab kahan ho ga isseka admission?
04:18Hmm,
04:20Aachha admission na hua,
04:21Tho naukri bhi koji kuyo dhega.
04:23Ar naukri na mili,
04:24Tho na kama hai aayegi.
04:26Phir roti raho,
04:27Budhaapen mein.
04:28Hmm,
04:29Ab toh maabaab ki,
04:30Poore kale jiwan ka thikra,
04:32Uske bieťe par hii phurtta hai,
04:33Jiske number skul me kama hai.
04:36Lekin drama,
04:37Ah,
04:38Woha abhi khatm nahi hua.
04:42Soch raha ho,
04:43Bieti ki shadhi ke baad,
04:44Gaan wii jaa kar raha lietay hai.
04:45Duniya puchhe ki,
04:46Kya hua,
04:47Toh ból dunga.
04:48Ladaqa hi nikamma nikla.
04:50Ab kya kiya jasa sakta hai?
04:52Haan haan,
04:53Kya kiya jasa sakta hai?
04:54Ladaqa bhi khadhe khadhe,
04:55Yehi socha raha tha ki,
04:56Yár,
04:57Bhagwan bieťi hii bana dayta.
04:59Tabhi behen a jati hai.
05:01Vah bhiya,
05:02Mazhe hai tumhahre to.
05:04Suno videsh jarae ho pardne.
05:06Kach,
05:07Kach mein bhi jasa sakti.
05:09Aray toh bhi jayegi,
05:10Meri raja kumari.
05:11Par aise mahinat karne nahi.
05:13Vahan settle kisi ladaqe se
05:15Teree shadhi karwa dungi.
05:16Phir ash karna.
05:18Aray vahan jaa kar pardhegi,
05:19Naakri dhundhegi,
05:20Na na na na na.
05:22Meri bachy toh raja karne ke liye
05:23Paiada hui hai raja karne ke liye.
05:26La kalobat.
05:28Teree liye toh kisi ne
05:30Pahalese hii ji jayanze
05:31Mianat ki ogi bena.
05:32Ar tujaa kar vahan raja karegi.
05:35Eh bhaagwan,
05:36Mujhe ladaqi kuyo nahi bana ya?
05:39Dhin cut raha thay toh cut raha thay
05:42Ki college bhi roh pich kar khatm ho jata hai.
05:46Eh bhaagwan,
05:47Yeh ladaqa nahi maanega.
05:49Is day toh zindagi jitay,
05:51Jinnar karke hii rakhmiya hai.
05:53Aray kya ho gya bhaagywan?
05:55Tabhi bhaen a jaati hai
05:56Or saat mei hota hai jija.
05:58Kya ho gya saasuma?
06:00Kya kar diya saalese aap ne?
06:03Aray bhaiya ki college me
06:04Kam number a hai.
06:05Pahapa ka man tha bhaiya ko
06:06Vidaish me set ka nika.
06:08Woh kya hai na?
06:09Pahapa bhi bhaiya ki saath
06:10Vidaish jana chate hai.
06:13Aya aya dhamad ji.
06:15Woh kya hai na?
06:16Khud toh hum kuch karna pahe.
06:17Toh socha bheeta hii
06:18Vidaish ki yatra karayega.
06:20Aray bada shok raha
06:22Guri me eme dekhne ka.
06:24Ab yaa toh dikhti nahi.
06:26Socha buraapay me
06:27Duh-Cari guri yon ko
06:28Duh-Asta binaa lenga.
06:31Guri yon ko
06:31Lekin abis karam jalee ki
06:32Number dhekka nai lagta
06:34Kya yaa kabhi Vidaish bhi jayega.
06:36Yaya ki chhoti mmoti
06:38Aantiyo se kam chalana hooga.
06:39Yoga class ki.
06:43Sabhi sasur ki taraf
06:44Dekh raha hotate hai.
06:46Kya paapa?
06:47Bajpapan se jivan nark
06:49Sirf is liye bana ka rukkha hai
06:50Mera.
06:51Kyunki min ladka hong.
06:52Aray bholiye na
06:53Aapka ID bana dita hong.
06:55Fake ID.
06:56Phir dhekhe.
06:57Kitin e dèšo ki gori
06:58Ma'am aapki saili banegi.
07:00Chalega na?
07:01Haa haa.
07:03Jaysse ma'ne to
07:03Zindha ki bar ke liye
07:04Chudhiya pahen kar rhenne ki
07:06Qasam khaayi hai.
07:07Aray mai bhi
07:08Minni pahen kar
07:09Ula la la
07:10Ula la la
07:10Karna chaathi ho
07:11Par beta
07:12Yer kya kar raha hai?
07:14Aysse me
07:14Kya se jayenge
07:15Hem Vidaish?
07:16Maa
07:17Kya ho gaya
07:18Aap logon ko
07:18Kya boleh jah raha ho?
07:20Aray bajpapan se
07:21Mere pichy
07:21Lagye raha ho?
07:22Yer karlo
07:23Woh karlo
07:23Jab skool
07:24May tha to
07:25College
07:25Acha nahi
07:25Mila
07:26College
07:26May tha
07:26To
07:26Bahaan
07:27Nhi jya
07:27Pawni
07:27Naukri
07:28Nih
07:28Lagi
07:28Ki
07:29To
07:29Bibi
07:29Acha
07:29Nih
07:29Mere
07:30Ma'
07:30Sara
07:30Theka
07:31Mere
07:31Nih
07:31Lek
07:31Rekha
07:32Kya
07:34Sali
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07:36Lardkiyong
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