00:05I would not take this lift if I was you.
00:14Okay. Wrong fantasy dimension.
00:25What?
00:31Hey!
00:36What the?
00:37Are you malfunctioning? Existentially, yes.
00:40Mechanically, also, yes. My bad. Mercury is in retrograde and frankly, so am I. The multiverse alignment is usually Tuesdays,
00:48hard to keep track. Want to try again?
00:50Floor six, fluorescent lights, mild depression, please.
00:57Oh, great.
01:03Why is there poultry?
01:09Oh.
01:12Perfect.
01:16Perfect.
01:28Oh.
01:30Okay, to level six.
01:38Ahoy. You be late for performance reviews. Susan from HR needs you in Davy Jones' locker.
01:45Wanted to deliver Carol her oat milk latte.
01:48I'll tell you what, close your eyes. Think about spreadsheets. Beige, beige. Now open.
01:54You're late.
01:55I saw God, Carol. He had a tail and stole my dry cleaning discount.
02:01That elevator's been doing that since they installed the new AI interface.
02:06The what?
02:07Next up, floor seven. Warning dinosaurs. Just kidding.
02:12Many people now prefer to take the stairs because of the upgrade.
02:23Floor Jurassic.
02:24Floor Jurassic.
02:31Floor Jurassic.
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