00:17Since it is WrestleMania season and we bringing out all the stars.
00:21I mean, we bringing out Jelly Roll, Pat McAfee.
00:26Then it's only right that I bring out my boy, I'm talking about Lil Yachty.
00:34Hey, brother, I wanna let you know I appreciate you and
00:36I wanna congratulate you cuz WrestleMania is not for no little boys and little girls.
00:41It's for legends in the making and that's what you is, brother.
00:44I appreciate that, my dog, I appreciate that.
00:46Yes, sir.
00:46But I need for you to understand something.
00:48I ain't bring you out here just to celebrate.
00:51What, what, what, what you saying?
00:51I gotta ask you something.
00:53What?
00:54And y'all gotta understand, me and Lil Yachty go way back like white walls on
00:58the Cadillac.
00:59Let's talk about it.
01:01So maybe if it's cool with you.
01:04What?
01:04We pack up.
01:06And?
01:06Get the all white.
01:07And go where?
01:08Bring the meat coat.
01:09Where?
01:09And bring it to WrestleMania.
01:11That's what I'm talking about, baby.
01:13I thought you would never add.
01:18So Dan Housen's gonna come down to the ring with you tonight so that way in live and in
01:22person he can learn how to be me.
01:24Wake up Dan Housen, you spooky little goblin.
01:28You are toxic.
01:32My God, yes, well anyway, if I do come down to the ring with you, I can uncurse you guys.
01:37And then you can win tag team gold.
01:40You can undo the curse.
01:41Yeah, I could double curse you.
01:42Stay away from the ring tonight, I'll make your life miserable.
01:46Because when we win the tag team titles tonight, you can take that curse and
01:51shoot.
02:00Cardona should have been dead and buried a long time ago at a major disadvantage
02:04in this one.
02:05Yeah, he can only punch with that right hand.
02:07We're gonna pull off a miracle here.
02:11Out of nowhere,
02:16And when it does, you know the result.
02:20Here's your winner, Alistair Black.
02:28Pat, you stoner, grifter,
02:32Logan Paul without muscles, human hat rack, fly by night.
02:36You're gonna get your receipt, and boy, I felt it, and I should have.
02:40You're a former NFL putter, but Pat, you, and everyone who represents you,
02:46and I know who I'm talking to, can kiss my ass.
02:53It's as simple as this.
02:55It's a wrestling match with 20 years of history,
02:59with the two very best wrestlers to do it.
03:02And I am hearing it, I am, I am hearing those voices inside my head, finally.
03:16But you don't wanna hear what they have to say.
03:22It is impossible to defend yourself against women as vicious as this.
03:29And now we have seen three straight weeks of this.
03:32for three straight weeks.
03:34It has been Jade Carp...
03:38Just in time!
03:42EO Sky!
03:45Rhea's closest, dearest ally!
03:48There will be no Jaded right now!
03:51Well, just in the nick of time!
03:56For Rhea Bloody Ripley, no final woman for the job!
04:02Synchronized dropkicks!
04:11EO Sky!
04:13Just when mommy needed her most!
04:20No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
04:21No, what are you doing right now?
04:23No!
04:23Get to the back!
04:24I don't need you out here!
04:27I don't need you!
04:27I need to help you!
04:28I told you to get her back!
04:29I got you!
04:30I'm gonna help!
04:31Get to the back!
04:31I'm gonna help you!
04:32I'm gonna help you!
04:33Yo!
04:34Come on!
04:35Way to help!
04:36Satana wanted to do this on his own.
04:37No!
04:39Sister Abigail!
04:48Here is your winner, Uncle Howdy!
04:54Daniel Jimmy, you need to trust me.
04:57You don't need this!
04:59Come on!
05:00You're gonna take it!
05:05Tama told him that lantern's been problems for us.
05:15And it's back in Howdy's hands.
05:25Charlotte's calling for it, pointing to Mania.
05:28Looking to deliver.
05:30Teamwork, natural selection, times two.
05:33One, two, three.
05:37Here are your winners.
05:40Charlotte!
05:41Oh!
05:42Lash legend arrives.
05:45There's a little payback from Monday night.
05:48Lash, the recipient of some abuse as well to her time partner, Nia Jax.
05:54While there are always gonna be consequences when you step to the tag champs, the irresistible
06:00forces picked their spot perfectly this evening.
06:06Oh, what a big boot from Lash legend.
06:10The champs are here.
06:12Nia Jax and Lash legend.
06:15What a Pyrrhic victory, perhaps, there for Flair and Bliss.
06:20Double smash in the corner.
06:22Of course, with Bella's not here tonight due to that ankle injury, getting rehab for Nikki
06:29Bella, meaning this attack squarely focused on the four other opponents in that WrestleMania
06:36match.
06:37Ragdolling Bayley and lining her up for destruction.
06:41The leg drop.
06:46I don't know if Hayes can continue here.
06:52I mean, that would be a sick, and our referee, understandably, has the best interest of the
06:58athlete's help in mind.
07:01And take a good look at Carmelo Hayes.
07:04Meanwhile, Sami comes in with a halluva, while the ref was checking on Hayes.
07:13Here is your winner, and still United States Champion, Sami Zay.
07:24In two weeks, we had a United States Champion match with the man in the place, the hostess
07:32with the mostest, the coolest, Trick Willie Williams versus the gingerbread man.
07:50A big shot from behind by Trick, and now the beatdown is on.
07:54Just like mugging the main message to Sami Zayn about what's to come in two weeks' time.
08:01Well, Yaddy is getting his hands on Sami Zayn.
08:06Getting physical here.
08:08Can we go?
08:08You want in your corner?
08:09Oh, Trick Willie.
08:11Trick shot right to the jaw of the champ.
08:15A little preview of Vegas, perhaps.
08:18That WrestleMania sign off in the distance.
08:21Two weeks away.
08:26Crowd's going crazy.
08:28A lot of Fanhausen's borderline Stanhausen level here.
08:31You don't belong in here.
08:32You, you're gonna get out right now.
08:44A cursed shield, and it got the referee.
08:47There is no curse.
08:49The curse isn't real.
08:50This is real.
08:52Curse isn't real.
08:56Curse isn't real.
08:58Curse isn't real.
08:58Curse isn't real.
08:58How are we doing?
08:58Be a believer.
09:01Ah!
09:03Danhausen arrives.
09:05Oh, no.
09:05Meanwhile, R-Truth, AA, attitude adjustment.
09:10Yes.
09:11New champs.
09:11Oh, skull crushing finale.
09:13Could it be?
09:14Could it be?
09:15New champs.
09:17What?
09:18Be a believer, Barrett.
09:21No!
09:22What is the referee doing?
09:24What?
09:26What do you mean?
09:27There is no curse.
09:29Use your hands, referee.
09:32The Miz pulled him in, and he was cursed.
09:34He's a cheat.
09:36There's nothing wrong with his hand.
09:37Then you tell me why his right hand couldn't make a three count.
09:41Meanwhile, Priest, south of heaven.
09:45Go lefty!
09:46Go lefty!
09:47Oh, that's great!
09:52Right hand after right hand from Cody.
09:56Randy.
09:59Humbling Randy in the corner here in his hometown.
10:03Birdie taking that chance.
10:05Wow, he can finally get a piece of the Viper.
10:08On the heel.
10:13What?
10:14What?
10:16What is he doing?
10:26You might wonder why I'm here.
10:28Why I just kicked Cody Rhodes directly in the balls.
10:34About a month ago, I was doing a Q&A.
10:38And I was asked when I was gonna return to the WWE.
10:42And I said that I thought the business had passed me by.
10:49This business that I loved since I was a kid, I could no longer watch.
10:54I thought it was absolute shit.
11:04What I'm saying is, Cody, I'm the one on the phone telling Randy Orton he needs to kill everything.
11:15And it's not just for the 15th world title.
11:19It's because the business that you're leading is terrible.
11:27And he is gonna save the business.
11:50Anybody's happy?
11:50Hey, hey.
11:50Oh, t- beinf!
11:51How can you find me together?
11:51We do a different location of the WWE BEAC investigation.
11:51Likewise.
11:51Hi.
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