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02:27What the fuck?
02:28I don't know.
02:29Oh.
02:29Do you want me to drive?
02:30Sorry, yeah.
02:31No, no, it's fine.
02:32Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:32Oh, my God.
02:34Sorry.
02:34Just, will you talk to me so I don't fall asleep again?
02:36Yeah, okay.
02:37Okay.
02:38Um.
02:39Oh.
02:40The original Coldies is coming up at the next town.
02:43Yeah?
02:43Yeah.
02:44Coldies?
02:45What, they didn't have Coldies in Oregon?
02:49Well, you've heard of Coldies though, right?
02:51The frozen custard shop?
02:52No.
02:52Bro, are you kidding?
02:55What about Larry Poole, the founder of Coldies?
02:58How would I know of the founder of an ice cream shop that I've never heard of?
03:01I mean, he also murdered three women, and it's custard, not ice cream.
03:07Oh, my God.
03:07How?
03:08They make it different from ice cream.
03:10No.
03:10It uses more eggs or something.
03:12It was strangulation, I think, mostly.
03:14There's this podcast about Larry Poole, and it talks about this woman who tried to kill
03:19him in the early 90s, and she was like eight months pregnant, and she just talks about
03:23all the fucking shit she had to do to survive.
03:26I mean, what kind of fucking shit?
03:27Four minutes.
03:29Four minutes.
03:29I was in his truck, and he was taking me down this remote highway, and that's when I noticed
03:35this tiny little shoe at my feet.
03:37A Barbie shoe.
03:38That could have meant he had a daughter, so I told him I was having a little girl.
03:43I was pregnant.
03:44I kept reminding him I'm pregnant.
03:46Then I saw a rest stop sign.
03:48I asked if he could stop, and he just reached over and he slit my throat.
03:55It felt hot, the blood coming out of me.
04:01And what I didn't expect is that when you lose a lot of blood, you can feel actually euphoric.
04:10It was the same way I felt on my wedding day.
04:13More than near death, it was almost like love.
04:20And then Larry threw me out on the side of the road.
04:24I just kept thinking, if you close your eyes, you'll die here.
04:30So I got up.
04:32I walked along the road, holding my throat together, and I started to feel less euphoric
04:37and more melted, like I was disappearing.
04:41But at the same time, like, I was running a marathon.
04:45And I was winning.
04:47I was winning.
04:50I made it to the rest stop.
04:51A young couple was there, their eyes.
04:54God, they were horrified by the sight of me.
04:58But they were so kind.
05:01And thank God for them.
05:02Thank God for them.
05:03Those people saved my life.
05:06I'm gonna grab a lighter from the gas station or anything.
05:10Maybe, uh, cinnamon gum?
05:12It's not that gross.
05:13It's pretty gross.
05:14Oh, will you, uh, save us a...
05:15Window booth, yeah.
05:23That's everything's fine.
05:28No doubt about it.
05:31I really think you're fine.
05:34Oh, baby.
05:36I'll shout out about it.
05:38Tell me what you're mine.
05:41Oh, baby.
05:43It's out of higher desire.
05:45And what?
05:46It's not just that.
05:47I heard that you can also actually feel their bones and organs shifting to make room for the
05:50baby to come out.
05:52No.
05:52You know some women have giant babies.
05:54Have you heard of that?
05:55Like, 12-pound babies.
05:57Huge heads just tearing everything.
05:59We wouldn't have a huge baby.
06:01How do you know?
06:02Oh, I just think that, like, our future baby would be...
06:09...dainty.
06:09You can't guarantee that.
06:12I don't want to be torn open.
06:14It'll be small, I promise.
06:15Like this.
06:16Smaller.
06:16Smaller?
06:17Okay.
06:18Smaller.
06:19Smaller, man.
06:20Smaller.
06:21Smaller.
06:22I can't...
06:23Okay.
06:24That's good.
06:26Wait.
06:27That's so close.
06:29Holy shit.
06:30Really?
06:30Yeah, wait.
06:31I gotta show you.
06:31People are embarrassed with bad things happening to them.
06:34Why does it keep getting up?
06:35I don't know.
06:36The guy loves dogs.
06:38He loves dogs, and why do they keep going missing?
06:40What do you want me to say?
06:42Dogs go missing.
06:43No, dogs don't go missing.
06:45Cats go missing.
06:46That's not how it works.
06:48Are you sure you've never seen the logo before?
06:50I mean, it's identical.
06:52It is weird.
06:54You even got the pose right and everything.
06:56Yeah.
06:58It's crazy.
06:59I don't know.
06:59Six cents or something.
07:01Did I ever tell you about my dad's girlfriend, the one that had the daughter of Kathy?
07:05No, keep going.
07:06So this four-year-old girl Kathy, she could remember her past life, and she always talked
07:10about her late husband, and how he drowned trying to rescue their son from the rapids.
07:17Sounds like Kathy had a great imagination.
07:19No, I think that children can inexplicably exist in a third dimension, or at least remember
07:26their past lives, and I don't know, maybe even the future, and I think that's weird.
07:30I don't like it.
07:32Or, Kathy had a great imagination.
07:36You didn't know Kathy.
07:37She was haunted.
07:39I don't want haunted children.
07:42Yeah, well, we won't haunt them.
07:44Make them out haunted.
07:46You're not haunted.
07:47You can't know that for sure.
07:49I hope our kid comes out like you.
07:51That's very sweet.
07:56At least my mom would have to skip that part.
07:59Which part?
08:00The whole thing.
08:02I mean, aren't children just basically like a vessel for old people to pour their love
08:06into?
08:07Just distracting the inevitable loneliness of aging.
08:09Oh, wow.
08:10What a great lunch.
08:12I mean, what reason would a person have to keep losing their daughter?
08:15It's not like it's on purpose.
08:17I'm like, who cares?
08:19Can I get big in for another daughter?
08:21What's wrong?
08:23It's okay.
08:24I didn't even know her.
08:26Yeah.
08:26It's fine.
08:29We had such a great seven and a half months together.
08:32It was so good.
08:33I didn't, I didn't really even need any more.
08:36Yeah.
08:37Yeah.
08:38I've actually heard that.
08:39That's a secret to a healthy adulthood.
08:42What?
08:43A dead mother and an agoraphobic father?
08:47Yeah.
08:47It's perfect.
08:48I think I read a New York Times article about it.
08:50And they said also that someone with overbearing parents makes the perfect match for someone
08:55with a dead mother and a strange father.
08:57Should we like get married or something?
08:59Oh, I'm thinking really small ceremony, my parents little vacation cabin in the woods.
09:04None of the wedding bullshit.
09:05Just beautiful nature, snow falling outside the window.
09:08And we don't have to fly.
09:09We can drive and stop at the fanciest restaurants we can find.
09:13That's it.
09:14Let's fucking go.
09:15I'll marry you.
09:15Okay.
09:16Cheers.
09:18Clink.
09:20I love you.
09:21Love you.
09:22Love you.
09:23Hey.
09:23What?
09:24My family's gonna love you.
09:29She's got it.
09:30We're getting married.
09:33And, um, our kid will be perfect.
09:41Don't put so much pressure on our kid.
09:44Our kid will be mediocre.
09:45Some kids kill their own parents.
09:48Okay, but how is our kid gonna kill us when it's only this big?
10:05What?
10:06He's killing the dogs, isn't he?
10:09What?
10:14I love you.
10:29I love you.
10:30I love you from the heart of the world
10:37My heart was made for bleeding
10:40I love you
10:42And I know you're mine
10:58Ready? 3, 2, 1
11:28Juanito
11:29I love you
11:31I love you
11:34I love you
11:35I love you
11:42I'm ready.
11:44I'm ready.
11:47Oh, damn it.
11:49Ow.
11:51Ow.
11:57Babe.
11:58What?
11:59You weren't ready.
12:00I'm sorry.
12:01It was a long tunnel.
12:03Oh, but that's bad luck.
12:06I'm sorry.
12:07I'll get it on the way back.
12:10Fuck.
12:37Fuck.
12:58God, I gotta pee.
13:05Oh.
13:09Oh.
13:17Oh.
13:20Oh.
13:24Oh.
13:25Oh.
13:26Oh.
13:42Oh my God, Mickey.
13:43Mickey, come here.
13:45Come here.
13:46What?
13:47Come here.
13:52Oh my God.
13:53Do you think it's okay?
13:56Okay, stay here.
13:58I'm gonna go check the bathroom.
14:01Rachel, are you...
14:02I'm looking for its parents and, uh...
14:05Just stay.
14:05I'll be right back.
14:06Rachel.
14:08Uh...
14:09Okay.
14:10Hey.
14:10Hi, baby.
14:11What's up?
14:12No.
14:13No, no, no.
14:13Don't cry.
14:15Happy baby.
14:15Hello?
14:19Anyone in here?
14:29Oh my God.
14:37Hello?
14:39Hello?
14:39Hello?
14:41Hello?
14:42Hello?
14:45Oh, my God.
15:20Oh, my God.
15:43Hello?
15:45Hello?
15:51Hello?
16:23Hello?
16:30Hello?
16:31Hello?
16:32Oh, fuck.
16:33No service.
16:35Okay.
16:38Um...
16:40Okay, but I think one of us should just stay here with the baby and the other one should
16:42drive to the nearest, like, gas station or restaurant or whatever and call for help.
16:45Okay.
16:45Yeah, um...
16:46What do you want me to...
16:47Why is it quiet?
16:48What?
16:49Freeze the stuff in there.
16:55Okay.
16:57Uh...
16:58Did you try breaking it?
17:19What the fuck?
17:21What the hell do you think?
17:22Oh, okay, yeah.�、
17:28QÊ Y'KLast, that's what you think? Where is
17:32it today? What?
17:35What?
17:38What?
19:09Sir, are you...
19:11Are you alone out here?
19:17That's good.
19:18You're here.
19:20Oh, that's less good.
19:23Sorry, can you call the cops, please?
19:24Uh, Benjamin.
19:29Yeah, Benjamin.
19:31So cool.
19:32Benjamin was the name of the guy who worked here before me.
19:36But he hung himself in the bathroom with an electrical cord, and they were too cheap to get me a
19:40name tag with my own name on it.
19:43So, could you...
19:45Could you call the cops now, please?
19:47Are you stoned?
19:52It helps me relax.
19:54You seem relaxed.
19:55Could you call the cops, please?
19:58Wait here.
19:58I'll call.
20:00Come on.
20:02Come on.
20:08Come on.
20:09With the truth.
20:11We're behind.
20:12Come on.
20:17Come on.
21:18Wait, Benjamin.
21:21You are what you are to me.
21:26You are my father.
21:39You are my three friends.
21:58You are my three friends.
22:00You are my three friends.
22:01You are my three friends.
22:21Oh, my God.
22:56I'm sure he's the one.
23:07I'm sure he's the one.
23:32What the fuck?
23:39Oh, my God.
24:20Oh, my God.
24:39Oh, my God.
24:45Oh, my God.
24:48Oh, my God.
24:49Oh, my God.
24:50Sorry.
24:51Is the baby okay?
24:52Oh, yeah.
24:53The family came back.
24:54What the fuck?
24:55You're bleeding.
24:57What happened?
24:58So, they thought I was trying to steal their baby, and the guy punched me in the face.
25:02What?
25:02Yeah, they pulled over to get some fresh air because she was car sick, and then I guess they went
25:06for a walk.
25:07And what?
25:07And left their baby in the car?
25:09Yeah.
25:10What?
25:11Is that not fucking psychotic?
25:13Let me see.
25:14Oh, man.
25:15Oh, you had such a nice face.
25:17Yeah, they were really apologetic.
25:19They felt like they felt like we did the right thing.
25:21Okay.
25:22I'm so glad that they felt that way.
25:24Wait, wait.
25:24Should we wait for the cops?
25:29No.
25:30No, let's get the fuck out of here.
25:44No, let's get the fuck out of here.
25:44Are you okay?
25:46Hm?
25:47Are you okay?
25:47Yeah.
25:48It's okay.
25:49No.
25:51No.
25:52No.
25:55No.
25:55No, no.
26:01What is it?
26:01Uh, code is 0817.
26:04Your birthday?
26:07No pressure, marrying your favorite child.
26:10Stop, you know they can't wait to meet you.
26:26Whoa.
26:28Yeah.
26:48Your parents' little vacation cabin?
26:52Is it not a cabin?
26:54It's not little.
26:57I don't know, I have a concussion or something.
27:05Okay.
27:07You ready?
27:19Holy shit.
27:24This is insane.
27:33Oh, God.
27:38It's like a tradition of the family dogs.
27:46Oh, it's actually, we always got in trouble for looking in their eyes because it was considered
27:52like disrespectful to do after they were dead.
27:54How would anyone know if you looked them in the eyes?
27:58Just, my dad said that they could see.
28:01I just looked you in the eyes, so why am I in trouble?
28:04I guess we'll find out.
28:28I guess we'll find out.
28:34We've always dreamed of being painted into a family portrait guarded by two taxidermy dogs.
28:39Oh, yeah.
28:40Did they paint over your brother's ex-wife with his new one?
28:43Oh, yeah.
28:44Yeah.
28:45My sister demanded it.
28:47That's fucking weird.
28:49Yeah.
28:55Yeah.
28:56This is the love cave.
28:58The love cave?
28:59Yeah.
29:00Oh, my God.
29:01It's like it.
29:03Oh, my God.
29:07Oh, my God.
29:12Oh, my God.
29:17Oh, man.
29:29was this a family pet too oh no my great-grandmother elizabeth was killed by a bear and her husband
29:40died trying to avenge her death wow yeah would you do that for me of course
30:01oh he's off at ten oh i'm just kidding are you sure i can get it i got it just
30:12tell me where it is
30:13all right i'll get the bags from the car kitchen it's uh down the atrium
30:19the right of the curb hallway by the front door here
30:32yeah
30:33yeah
30:34yeah
30:35yeah
30:53no i don't put the rules i put them myself
30:56well you should divorce him and marry me and complete the cunningham sibling trip
31:00what the fuck you scared the shit out of me sorry sorry i i didn't want to interrupt
31:08i can go oh my god she exists there's no such thing as interrupting come here we're family
31:16oh it's your wedding are you excited i am excited oh we were just talking about you and you appear
31:25out of thin air i told you i can summon things she's not a thing poor chef come meet your
31:30new
31:31family
31:35nelly julie
31:36nelly hi
31:39it's jules nice to meet you i can't believe we're finally meeting you it's like you've been avoiding us on
31:43purpose
31:43oh my god no i was really disappointed when you didn't come to london or an iceland trip last summer
31:47but you're scared of planes or whatever
31:49no i was just telling my friend cindy about how you and nikki met in an airport
31:52oh so romantic
31:55thank you
31:57you're really cute
31:59isn't she cute
32:00she's very cute
32:00aww
32:01oh let me see the ring
32:02oh
32:04so pretty
32:05hmm
32:06nelly isn't it pretty
32:07it's pretty yeah so where is darling nikki
32:09uh he's just unloading the car we we just got here
32:12um i actually came in here to get some ice for his face because he um
32:19he got punched in the face tonight
32:22really
32:22why
32:25it's a long story
32:31you got time
32:34um
32:35we were at a rest stop in the middle of nowhere and there was um
32:41like an abandoned baby in in a car nikki stayed with the baby i went to get help and then
32:47when i went to the
32:48this dive bar there was this like very creepy guy and what if it was the sorry man
32:54poor chef
32:55poor chef
32:59the what
33:00did you know there's something evil living in these woods
33:03no we're not doing that
33:04come on i can tell a fucking story if i want to
33:07i'm done
33:08rachel and sarah
33:09good night rachel
33:12good night
33:13good night
33:14watch out
33:14oh
33:16okay
33:17i'm gonna go
33:19rachel
33:20well
33:21it's quick
33:22it's a bedtime story
33:25i love you
33:27yeah
33:28okay
33:31okay
33:32picture this
33:33it's a regular winter day a day just like today jules is like eight and decides to run away because
33:37he's dramatic
33:38i'm a baby so i don't remember it anyway
33:40it starts getting dark out and baby jules is all alone in the woods you know what's worse than being
33:46all alone in the woods when you realize you're actually not all alone
33:52so jules hears a woman screaming like ahhhh but worse
33:56he tries to run away from the sound but no matter what direction he gets the screams get louder and
34:04louder and louder and louder and louder and louder
34:10until he comes face to face with it
34:13the sorry man
34:17with his long sharp dirty nails
34:19his distended belly
34:22his mouth open in a downturned smile
34:26wailing
34:28it's awful
34:30picture that shit ten fucking feet in front of you and that's what baby jules sees
34:34so jules hides from the sorry man
34:37holding his breath
34:38watching
34:40watching
34:42watching
34:44as the sorry man
34:45cuts
34:46a woman
34:47open
34:49and turns her inside out
34:53and the whole time he does it
34:55he cries and he says i'm sorry
34:58i'm sorry
35:00i'm sorry
35:02i'm sorry
35:03it's awful
35:04he's totally deranged and he comes up from hell stalking these woods believing his long lost wife
35:10he's hidden inside another woman
35:13like one day he'll slice a woman open and there she'll be
35:19and the two of them can go back to hell in some fucked up romantic kind of...
35:27oh my god
35:29oh my god
35:30what is that
35:31what is that
35:36i got you
35:37i got you both
35:39what are the mil험
35:44what are the mil험ハ
35:46i get you
35:48i got you
35:49i can't have you
35:51now see here
35:51what's your last name
35:53what are you doing
35:57what are you doing
35:58two along this room
36:00what are you doing
36:07don't worry the sorry man doesn't want little boys no he prefers brides
36:14so this is what we say to auntie rachel good night good night sweet bride sweet bride
36:20don't let the sorry man see your insides
36:31hey sorry to hear that story to get me this
36:34scared us so much from your kids that our parents put a ban on it so you met jules and
36:41nelly too
36:41that's fun are they trying to kill each other with butter knives i mean you don't believe in it
36:46right no i definitely don't believe in the human skin wearing monster from hell
36:55but something happened to jules in the woods from your kids
36:59you just came back different you don't know what really happened
37:07that's the story you came back with and then my parents ditched him at some fancy european
37:13boarding school pretty messed up right i stabbed a guy at the dive bar what with the car keys
37:21he was super fucking creepy what what do you mean he kept staring at me and then he started walking
37:27up to me and i thought that he was going to hurt me but he was i don't know how
37:29to describe it but i
37:30was like he was watching me pee and lights are you okay yeah fine it was just
37:39i don't know i do feel sort of like i'm having deja vu but like not the good kind like
37:44i feel
37:45something so familiar and i don't know how to describe it except just dread like when you just like
37:51like you just know something bad's gonna happen you just know and i've been feeling that way more and
37:55more and more and more and more since we got here and then now that we're here i just like
38:00i don't
38:02know i just like i really i really feel it now come here come here rachel baby come here it's
38:07okay
38:08i'm sorry i'm sorry i i get it hey i've been feeling it too i've been feeling off i completely
38:17understand
38:26i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i didn't come to iceland because of a panic attack no i wouldn't do
38:35that
38:37then why does she know i'm afraid of flying well she knows the story of how we met
38:47i'm sorry
39:14I have to do the thing.
39:46I have to do the thing.
40:12I have to do the thing.
40:44I have to do the thing.
40:51I have to do the thing.
41:44I have to do the thing.
42:12I have to do the thing.
42:43I have to do the thing.
43:11I have to do the thing.
43:44I have to do the thing.
43:44I have to do the thing.
44:14I have to do the thing.
44:38I have to do the thing.
44:40I have to do the thing.
45:14I have to do the thing.
45:25I have to do the thing.
45:50I have to do the thing.
45:54I have to do the thing.
46:22You are my destiny.
46:29You are my destiny.
46:36You are my destiny.
46:56You are my destiny.
47:02You are my destiny.
47:03You are my destiny.
47:11You are my destiny.
47:19That's what you are.
47:57That's what you are.
48:17That's what you are.
48:47That's what you are.
49:17That's what you are.
49:47That's what you are.
50:17That's what you are.
50:46That's what you are.
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