00:03Gather round, gather round. Can everybody see me? Can you all hear me? Excellent. In light of the dark
00:18events of recent weeks, Professor Dumbledore has granted me permission to start this little
00:24dueling club to train you all up in case you ever need to defend yourselves, as I myself
00:31have done on countless occasions. For full details, see my published works. Let me introduce
00:43my assistant, Professor Snape. He has sportingly agreed to help me with a short demonstration.
00:53Now, I don't want any of you youngsters to worry. You'll still have your potions, Master,
00:58when I'm through with you. Never fear.
01:16One, two, three. Expelliarmus.
01:31Do you think he's all right? Who cares? An excellent idea to show them that, Professor
01:37Snape, but if you don't mind me saying, it was pretty obvious what you're about to do.
01:42And if I had wanted to stop you, it would have been only too easy.
01:45Perhaps it would be prudent to first teach the students to block unfriendly spells, Professor.
01:55An excellent suggestion, Professor Snape. Let's have a volunteer pair. Potter, Weasley,
02:03how about you? Weasley's wand causes devastation with the simplest spells. We'll be sending Potter
02:09to the hospital wing in a matchbox. Might I suggest someone from my own house? Malfoy, perhaps?
02:27Good luck. Good luck, Potter. Thank you, sir.
02:37Wands at the ready. Scared, Potter. You wish.
02:53On the count of three, cast your charms to disarm your opponent. Only to disarm. We don't
03:00want any accidents here. One. Two.
03:06Eversei stati!
03:19Rictusempra!
03:32Rictusempra!
03:32I said disarm only! Serpent-sortier!
03:45Don't move, Potter. I'll get rid of it for you. Allow me, Professor Snape. Volate ascendere!
03:52I said disarm only!
04:09Sayasashif!
04:17I said disarm only!
04:21Oh, my God.
04:42What are you playing at?
05:00You're a parcel mouth, why don't you tell us?
05:03I'm a what?
05:04You can talk to snakes.
05:06I know, I mean I accidentally set a python on my cousin Dudley at the zoo once, once, but
05:13so what?
05:14I bet loads of people here can do it.
05:16No they can't, it's not a very common gift Harry, this is bad.
05:22What's bad?
05:23If I hadn't told that snake not to attack Justin.
05:26No, that's what you said to me.
05:27You were there, you heard me.
05:29I heard you speak in partial tongue, snake language.
05:33I spoke a different language, but I didn't realise, how can I speak a language without
05:42knowing I can?
05:43I don't know Harry, but it sounded like you were egging the snake on or something.
05:47Harry, listen to me.
05:49There's a reason the symbol of Slytherin House is a serpent.
05:52Salazar Slytherin was a parcel mouth.
05:55He could talk to snakes too.
05:57Exactly.
05:58Now the whole school's going to think you're his great great great grandson or something.
06:02But I'm not.
06:06It can't be.
06:09He lived a thousand years ago, for all we know, he could be.
06:13Here we go.
06:18Very good.
06:26Very good.
06:45I'll see you back in the common room.
07:10I'll see you back in the morning.
07:57I'll see you back in the morning.
08:03I'll see you back in the morning.
08:03Caught in the act.
08:05I'll have you out this time, Potter.
08:07Mark my words.
08:10No, Mr Filch, you don't understand.
08:43I'll see you back in the morning.
08:43I swear I didn't.
08:45This is out of my hands, Potter.
08:57Professor Dumbledore will be waiting for you.
09:09Sherbert Lennon.
09:39I'll see you back in the morning.
09:40I'll see you back in the morning.
09:41May I see you back in the morning.
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