00:07and what it's not just that I heard that you can also actually feel your bones and
00:11organs shifting to make room for the baby to come out you know some women have giant babies
00:15haven't you heard of that like 12 pound babies huge heads just tearing everything we wouldn't
00:20have a huge baby how do you know I just think that like our future baby yeah
00:29thank you you can't guarantee that I don't want to be torn open it'll be small I promise like this
00:36smaller smaller okay it's my man it's wrong smaller I can't okay that's good wait that's so close holy
00:49shit yeah wait I gotta show you hold on with bad things happening to him why does it keep getting
00:54I don't know the guy loves dogs he loves dogs and why do they keep going missing what do you
01:00want
01:00me to say dogs go missing no dogs don't go missing cats go missing that's not how it works are
01:06you
01:07sure you've never seen the logo before I mean it's identical you even got the pose right and everything
01:14yeah it's crazy six cents or something did I ever tell you about my dad's girlfriend the one that had
01:22the daughter of Kathy oh keep going so his four-year-old girl Kathy she could remember her past life
01:27and she
01:27always talked about her late husband and how he drowned trying to rescue their son from the rapids
01:34sounds like Kathy had a great imagination no I think that children can inexplicably exist in a third
01:40dimension or at least remember their past lives and I don't know maybe even the future and I think
01:46that's weird I don't like it or Kathy had a great imagination you didn't know Kathy she was haunted I
01:55don't want haunted children yeah we won't hunt them make them out haunted you're not haunted you can't
02:03know that for sure I hope our kid comes out like you I'm sure you're sweet at least my mom
02:12had to
02:12skip that part which part the whole thing I mean our children is basically like a vessel for all
02:20people to pour their love into and just distract from the inevitable loneliness of aging it's not like
02:30it's on purpose I'm like who cares what's wrong it's okay I didn't even know her it's fine we had
02:43such a
02:43great seven and a half months together it was so good I didn't I didn't really even need anymore yeah
02:50yeah yeah I've actually heard that that's um that's a secret to a healthy adulthood what a dead mother
02:57even an agoraphobic father yeah it's perfect I think I read a New York Times article about it
03:02and they said also that someone with overbearing parents makes the perfect match for someone with
03:07a dead mother and a strange father should we like get married or something oh I'm thinking really small
03:12ceremony my parents little vacation cabin in the woods none of the wedding bullshit just beautiful
03:17nature snow falling outside the window and we don't have to fly we can drive and stop at the fanciest
03:23restaurants we can find that's it let's fucking go I'll marry you okay cheers
03:30clink I love you love you hey my family's gonna love you
03:39she's got it we're getting married
03:43and um our kid would be perfect
03:51don't put so much pressure on our kid our kid will be mediocre
03:54you
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