00:02Everything okay in there?
00:03Yeah, everything's fine.
00:09Oh, that's odd. I don't remember locking this.
00:12You wouldn't have to remember if, uh, my aunt had a wind-up toy monkey at the yard sale.
00:17Oh, not a cherished childhood memory now, was it?
00:25No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:32The coroner said it was an accident, but it was no accident.
00:38It was a monkey.
00:42When I was a kid, my twin brother and I found something that loved to kill.
00:48I did everything I could to make it go the fuck away.
00:55But it had other plans.
01:00Hello, brother.
01:01Bill.
01:02The monkey that likes killing our family.
01:06It's back.
01:07It must be vanquished.
01:09Why don't you vanquish it, huh, Bill?
01:13Fuck!
01:16Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
01:19We have been chosen
01:22to witness its power
01:25over life and death.
01:30In its most devious ways.
01:37It's a toy monkey?
01:39It's evil.
01:41It's basically the devil.
01:44Everybody dies.
01:47And that's life.
01:59Oh, fuck.
02:03Uh...
02:04Come on, man, baby.
02:06That's a good time of Manson.
02:07Oh, fuck.
02:08And that's all.
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