00:01So, wassup party people?
00:02No rush, but I'm a little late
00:03for the sun hitting my favorite part of the rug.
00:05Kevin?
00:06I think we should sit down.
00:09Dan and I are breaking up.
00:12Damn!
00:13Lamoth, this is a private matter.
00:15I think this might be the perfect opportunity
00:17for me to go finally live on my own.
00:20Mother ! I scoop your !
00:21Why? I bury them real good.
00:23What am I gonna do?
00:24You know, Kev, I lived at a pet rescue.
00:26What are you, pet rescues?
00:28What are they rescuing you from?
00:30Eh, the New York City housing market?
00:33Whoa! Hey!
00:35Who are you? I'll kill you!
00:36Do you like me?
00:37You die tonight, you indoor !
00:39Oh, no, no!
00:40Eat me!
00:41I'm not gonna eat you, you psycho!
00:43What the are you even doing out here?
00:45I don't know what I'm doing out here, okay?
00:47I clearly can't survive on my own.
00:49I need somewhere to stay.
00:51What a dump.
00:54Born and meetin' time, y'all.
00:56Adoption numbers are in the dang toilet.
00:59I'm anxious about today's adoption fair.
01:01Are we really going to mope over people?
01:05No!
01:05They're ridiculous.
01:08What's your name?
01:09Back off, hon.
01:10You wouldn't know what to do with this.
01:12So this is really my first time living on my own,
01:14and I'm having a little bit of an identity crisis?
01:17What is your deal?
01:18I'm feral, baby.
01:19I'm tamed.
01:21You do have life insurance, right?
01:23What?
01:23No!
01:26Kevin!
01:27Did you figure everything out?
01:28Do you know exactly what you want in a person?
01:31The truth is, my two best friends are people,
01:34and I'm upset that I lost them.
01:35You didn't lose them.
01:37You found us.
01:38Oh, shut the up, Judy.
01:41Whoa!
01:42No!
01:44Huzzah!
01:45Surprise!
01:47You got this,
01:49because you know what's inside you?
01:50Tiger DNA.
01:52Yeah.
01:52No.
01:53Actually, I did one of those tests.
01:54I'm like 99% Ashkenazi Jew.
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