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Get ready to see your favorite animated friends in a whole new, much darker light! Join us as we uncover the shocking secret lives of beloved cartoon characters who weren't quite as innocent as they seemed. From petty theft to grand larceny, these animated icons have broken the law in ways you'd never expect. Prepare to have your childhood shattered as we expose the surprisingly felonious pasts of some of the most iconic figures from animation history. You'll never look at these 'good guys' the same way again!
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00:00If I can't read The Red Dog, how do you expect me to read that sign?
00:05Welcome to Ms. Mojo, and today we're shedding light on the dark, felonious past of your favorite cartoon characters.
00:12How about you, Valentine? You ever seen a horse? I mean, besides this morning when you looked in the mirror.
00:19Number 1. Bam Bam Rubble.
00:22Hey, hey, let go of my finger!
00:27The adopted son of Barney and Betty Rubble is known for his freakish strength and his concerning habit of wielding
00:34a massive wooden club in his infancy.
00:36Though fans of the Flintstones may only remember Bam Bam as a sweet, yet repetitive child, the truth is much
00:43more sinister.
00:51Archaeological findings recently uncovered from the set of the classic animated sitcom reveal that Bam Bam was the only surviving
00:58member of the original cast.
01:00The rest suffered a fate of blunt force cranial trauma by the hands of this petulant prehistoric child.
01:06As his malicious acts predate Hammurabi's code, no retribution was sought against Bam Bam, a moment of silence for his
01:13victims.
01:20Bam Bam Rubble.
01:22Homicide.
01:23Number 1.
01:24Dee Dee Pickles.
01:26We can learn from him. Lipschitz knows more about being a mommy than anyone in the world.
01:31This lovable TV mom sure got herself into a pickle when she committed interstate mail fraud on behalf of her
01:38mentor, Dr. Lipschitz.
01:40What may have appeared on screen to be a harmless appreciation for the child psychologist's insights, developed into a highly
01:47illegal multi-level marketing scam.
01:49Mrs. Pickles solicited personal information from distant relatives across state lines under the guise of a free personality test, which
01:57was ultimately used as psychological blackmail by Lipschitz.
02:06As a result, Pickles lost her clinical license and fled to Reptarland in an attempt to rebuild her professional reputation.
02:14Dr. Lipschitz, you're a lovely man.
02:17Please, help yourself to anything you want. I'll be back in no time.
02:22Dee Dee Pickles.
02:23Mail Fraud.
02:25Number 1.
02:26Bandit Healer.
02:27Hang on, where's your helmet?
02:29This was the 80s, man. There were no helmets.
02:32You would think with a name like Bandit, the feds would have caught him a lot sooner.
02:36What happens if you do speak?
02:39Oh, well, look, I shouldn't tell you, but I take these things.
02:43What?
02:44A true outlaw, Mr. Healer spent the majority of his early life on the lam after conducting a series of
02:50bank heists alongside Jesse James.
02:52To keep himself on the move, Healer operated a questionable-at-best sideshow across America.
02:58Unfortunately, his little spectacles broke dozens of zoning laws in addition to his existing rap sheet of cowboy crimes.
03:05Between his riches accrued from robbery and the entertainment business, he's paid enormous bails on four occasions.
03:12But what the law couldn't achieve, vigilante justice could.
03:16And Healer was fatally wounded by a gunshot, inflicted by an exploited condortionist.
03:22His appearances on Bluey are all done in post.
03:24But is it true or not true? I need to know.
03:28Well, I guess you have to decide. Do you believe in fairy tales?
03:34Bandit Healer, Robbery and Zoning Violations
03:37Number 1. Smurfette
03:40Whoa, is there drafts in here? Oh, okay, that's what I had in mind.
03:46Being an icon isn't easy. We know this firsthand. But that's no excuse for bad behavior.
03:51Smurfette's got an image to maintain. Dress? Fitted. Wig? Bleached. Lashes? Set.
03:58And does anyone know where she gets the money for all this glam?
04:01A quick search online would tell you that Smurfette's occupation is nurturer.
04:06But the true source of her income is loan fraud.
04:09Smurfette maxed out her credit line after the release of the Smurfs in 2011
04:13and has been covertly stealing the identities of the other Smurfs to access an endless cash flow of personal loans.
04:20So if you ever see a Smurfette at an ATM, call Gargamel.
04:24Ah, Smurfette. More lovely than ever.
04:28Oh, Gargamel. I guess you've outsmarted us again.
04:34Smurfette
04:35Identity Theft
04:36Number 1. Yogi Bear
04:39Oh, you just had a picnic basket. Where is it?
04:42Uh-uh. Careful, sir. If you can't prove that, I could sue you for slanders.
04:47This outwardly charming bear and his accomplice, Boo Boo, have been terrorizing Jellystone Park for decades.
04:53But as is the case for many hardened criminals, their spoils from looting picnic baskets became too small time.
05:01Picnic basket? Yeah. Look. Picnic baskets I got till they're coming out of my ears, Boo.
05:07They needed a bigger score to continue to feel that sick, sweet rush.
05:12Venturing out of their quaint little park, Yogi and Boo Boo hitchhiked to their local Best Buy
05:17and nabbed $16,000 worth of Android cell phones and chargers.
05:22When they got back to Jellystone, they realized they had no use for them
05:26and dumped the whole stash into the lake.
05:29That's one count of grand larceny and one far more sinister count of littering.
05:34Hey, open up! It's me, Yogi Boy! Let me in! Open up!
05:38I've only been gone two minutes and I'm homesick for the park already!
05:42Yogi and Boo Boo Bear, Grand Larceny
05:45Number 1. Cat Dog
05:54These conjoined siblings thought they found a legal loophole given their condition,
05:59believing that if each committed one crime at a time, the other would technically be innocent
06:04and they could avoid incarceration.
06:07Unfortunately for the half-cat, half-dog and luckily for justice and order,
06:11they quickly leaped beyond the confines of the legal gray area with their abundance of illicit behaviors.
06:18Cat conducted the more high-brow white-collar crimes, tax evasion, money laundering, embezzlement,
06:23while Dog resorted straight to violence.
06:33While put on trial separately, both were found equally guilty.
06:38Cat Dog will be wearing one long, solidrical orange jumpsuit for a long time.
06:43And our freedom! We should just give up our threat!
06:47Chad, we can't do that!
06:50Cat Dog
06:51Tax evasion, money laundering, embezzlement, assault, criminal harassment,
06:56and other counts the long arm of the law will get to shortly.
07:00Number 1. Roger Klotz
07:03I happen to think I'm very funny.
07:05I guess my sense of humor is just too fascisticated for you numbskulls.
07:09Some lifestyle choices are self-fulfilling prophecy.
07:13We wish we could tell you that Mr. Klotz turned his life around after the events of Doug concluded,
07:18and that he traded in his bad-boy attitude and leather jacket for a warm smile and penchant for kindness.
07:24Sadly, this was not the case.
07:28So, would you ever go out with Mr. Lame-O again?
07:32Never!
07:34Klotz continued on his path of cruelty, but not his education,
07:39remaining in middle school through his 20s.
07:41His tyrannical rule over BB Bluff Middle School lasted up until anti-bullying legislation finally caught up with him,
07:48and he was placed under house arrest to avoid any further damage against humankind.
07:53Stay in school, kids.
07:55But, you know, not too long.
07:59Why don't you grow up, you big baby?
08:05Excuse me.
08:06Roger Klotz, bullying.
08:09Number 1.
08:10D.W. Reed
08:11Francine, can I ask you a question?
08:14Sure, anything.
08:15Why don't you go back to your own house and stop bothering us?
08:20Fans of this sweet PBS series know D.W. to be the undisputed antagonist of Arthur.
08:26But in her personal life, her misgivings extend far beyond that of a pesky little sister.
08:32Ms. Reed's insatiable need for attention and glory led her into the dark underworld of cybercrime,
08:38in which she was the ringleader of an online phishing syndicate.
08:42She almost got away with it, too, but her big mouth got her in big trouble.
08:47Feeling emboldened by a massive score, Reed waltz into a local JPMorgan Chase bank,
08:53proudly announcing the social security numbers of each of the tellers leading to her immediate arrest.
08:59And that's a lesson to not click every link you see, kids.
09:03You have the right to remain silent.
09:05I will not be silent.
09:07I'll be as loud as I want.
09:09And you can't stop me.
09:11D.W. Reed
09:12Online Phishing Scams
09:19Where do we even begin with this miscreant?
09:23Scooby-Doo's wildly hated nephew has had a perpetual inferiority complex,
09:29and we, the public, are in part to blame.
09:32But instead of seeking support from his friends and family,
09:35Scrappy scraped the bottom of the barrel and started straight-up stealing cars.
09:40On the streets, they call him Scrap Metal Scrappy-Doo and steal my car.
09:45And guess what?
09:46He does it anyway.
09:47If that's not upsetting enough,
09:49the mystery gang have become accomplices after several local townsfolk
09:53have asked them to solve the mystery of who stole their car.
09:56And they obstructed justice.
09:57Jinkies!
09:58That's a conflict of interest, Scoob.
10:01You wouldn't send a doggie back to the kennel for an honest mistake, would you?
10:05Scrappy-Doo Car Theft
10:07Before we unveil our final entry,
10:10here are seven characters and the deadly sin that they are going to hell for.
10:14Johnny Bravo, Pride
10:16Hello 911 emergency, there's a handsome guy in my house.
10:19Oh, wait a second, cancel that.
10:22It's only me.
10:23Garfield, Gluttony
10:24If it isn't nature's most perfect food...
10:30Lasagna!
10:31Angelica Pickles, Envy
10:33Does this mean I still get the car in townhouse?
10:37No!
10:41Pepe Le Pew, Lust
10:43Ah, my little darling, it is love at first sight, is it not? No?
10:50Mr. Krabs, Greed
10:51Hello! I like money!
10:54What inspired you to build a second Krusty Krab right next door to the original?
10:59Money!
11:00Homer Simpson, Sloth
11:01I love these lazy Saturdays.
11:05It's Wednesday, Homer!
11:07Ah!
11:07Work!
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11:11Mojo Jojo saves the day, returns Powerpuff's ball.
11:18Krab!
11:23Krab!
11:24When I rise, you fill my head
11:26In every dream...
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11:39Where are you, my love zone here? Say the word and I'll appear. I wrote this song just for you,
11:46to tell you what I always knew.
11:54Number 1. Roadrunner
12:04We're genuinely shocked that this would come as a surprise to anyone, but the Roadrunner has
12:09accrued thousands of unpaid traffic violations dating back to 1949. Speeding, obviously, jaywalking,
12:17driving with insurance, reckless moving violations, you name it, he's guilty of it.
12:30Watching his little cartoons, you may have believed that he's running from Wile E. Coyote,
12:35but that's just a big Hollywood ruse. What he's really running from is the law. If he's ever
12:41caught in action, he's facing life behind bars. And considering he's an animated bird and all,
12:47that sentence could last the rest of known eternity.
13:02Roadrunner Moving Violations
13:04Are there any other seemingly innocent cartoon characters we need to bring to justice?
13:09Let us know in the comments!
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