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00:00:00To be continued...
00:00:32Doctor!
00:00:38Doctor!
00:00:39Doctor!
00:00:40In the place!
00:00:49Fire!
00:00:55Keep moving!
00:00:59Jenny, warn me.
00:01:01Now.
00:01:05Jenny!
00:01:07You got a party!
00:01:09You got a party!
00:01:33You got a party!
00:01:35We should just hold our ground here.
00:01:36They don't know these woods like we do.
00:01:38Stick to the plan, Evans.
00:01:39A lot of folks are counting on us.
00:01:40Our plan is to run like cowards.
00:01:42It's not cowardly to run if we're leading them away from our families.
00:01:46Doctor!
00:01:49Snap!
00:01:50Snap!
00:02:01I've got a wife and newborn son just over that hill.
00:02:07What about you, soldier?
00:02:09My mother, sir.
00:02:11Well, the longer we keep them busy,
00:02:14the longer we give our families to find safety.
00:02:17Besides,
00:02:18I don't want those Hessian bastards to meet my son before I do.
00:02:22It's not the best plan.
00:02:24But it's the one we've got.
00:02:40Did we lose them?
00:02:42I don't hear nothing.
00:03:03Oh shit, what's that?
00:03:30Oh shit, what's that?
00:03:58We're surrounded.
00:04:01If we can stay hidden until morning when they regroup, we might be able to sneak our way
00:04:06back south through the fog without running into anyone.
00:04:10We can wait until the sun rises tomorrow.
00:04:12We can work in shifts.
00:04:14We can provide ample cover in case we get ambushed.
00:04:16Don't be an idiot, son.
00:04:18I'm not worth all your lives.
00:04:22I'm a ghost already.
00:04:23Leave me.
00:04:25No offense, sir, but if the only way I can get you out of here alive is by dragging you,
00:04:28kicking and screaming, by God, that's what I'm gonna do.
00:04:31It's not the best plan.
00:04:34But it's the one we've got.
00:04:38I'm a ghost.
00:04:40No offense, sir.
00:04:43I'll be right back.
00:04:44I'm a ghost.
00:04:44No offense, sir.
00:04:50I'm a ghost.
00:04:50No offense, sir.
00:04:59No offense, sir.
00:06:19For my son.
00:06:48Damn it.
00:07:02We need to leave now.
00:07:09Hey, come on, let's go.
00:07:21Let's go.
00:07:34If I had to list my two favorite things about trees.
00:07:38One, the moss always grows on the shady side, that's a pretty cool fact, and two, probably,
00:07:43if you cut a tree open, you can count the tree's rings and see how old they are.
00:07:48Well, it's a good thing you don't have to.
00:07:53What?
00:07:55I was joking.
00:07:56You said if I had to list you things, and I was saying that it's a good thing you don't
00:07:59have to.
00:08:00I'm not going to make you, like, list things.
00:08:03It was a joke.
00:08:04Are you sure we're not lost?
00:08:06We're not lost.
00:08:06This is the same way you came last time you were up here.
00:08:09No, no, no.
00:08:09That's the beauty of these words.
00:08:11That's what's so great, is every time you come up here, it's completely different.
00:08:14Part of the fun is to make your own path.
00:08:17Think about it this way.
00:08:19We could be standing where no one in the history of time has ever stood.
00:08:22Okay?
00:08:23We're pioneers.
00:08:24Isn't that exciting?
00:08:28We're in the middle of nowhere.
00:08:29Yeah.
00:08:29And you don't know where we're going.
00:08:31Because that, to me, sounds like we're lost.
00:08:33I know where we're going.
00:08:34Oh.
00:08:35Yeah.
00:08:35And where we're going is this way.
00:08:39You point it here, and then you walk that way.
00:08:41Yep.
00:08:41Psyched you out.
00:08:42Okay.
00:09:01Hey!
00:09:03Come on!
00:09:05Woo!
00:09:35Whoa!
00:09:42I guess we're not pioneers after all.
00:09:45Oh, wow.
00:09:48Huh.
00:09:51Wait, don't!
00:09:52What?
00:09:53We don't know who it belongs to.
00:09:55Somebody's wrong with good, from the looks of it.
00:09:57Well, somebody might be coming back for it.
00:10:00The long, dead person?
00:10:01That's what I'm afraid of.
00:10:05Look at this thing.
00:10:05Please!
00:10:06Alright, alright.
00:10:09It's just incredible.
00:10:11It's...
00:10:13You know what?
00:10:15This will do for the night.
00:10:17Here?
00:10:18Yeah.
00:10:19Absolutely.
00:10:19Look at this.
00:10:20We got, what?
00:10:21We got...
00:10:22Canopies thick enough to block from any more rain.
00:10:25It's relatively bug free.
00:10:28I don't see any burl holes or nests.
00:10:30This is fantastic.
00:10:31Might be a little rocky, but this is great, right?
00:10:34Come on.
00:10:35Look at this.
00:10:37Huh?
00:10:39Welcome home.
00:10:41I miss toilets.
00:10:43Hi.
00:10:44We'll dig you one.
00:10:45Huh?
00:10:46I'll dig you two if you want.
00:10:48Look at this thing.
00:10:49Come on.
00:10:51Come on.
00:10:52Damn it.
00:10:54I'm sure it's fine.
00:10:55No, no.
00:10:56I can do that.
00:10:56I've done this a million times.
00:10:58I just feel like the wood is wrong.
00:11:00I just can't get the damn teepee to stand on.
00:11:02Don't worry.
00:11:03Happens to a lot of guys.
00:11:06You're funny.
00:11:07You're funny.
00:11:09Ugh.
00:11:11That's dirt.
00:11:12I'm sorry.
00:11:13Did you just get scared by dirt?
00:11:15No.
00:11:16I just, um...
00:11:17I just put my hand on a rock or something.
00:11:22Well, I don't want to freak you out or anything, but there's dirt everywhere.
00:11:31There's nowhere to run.
00:11:34Stop it.
00:11:35I'm not scared.
00:11:36I'm just so dirty.
00:11:38I know.
00:11:39I'm cold and wet.
00:11:41Hey!
00:11:42That's what you were trying to make this whole time.
00:11:44That's it.
00:11:45Teepee.
00:11:46Nice.
00:11:47A little racially insensitive calling it that, but...
00:11:49Maybe.
00:11:50But fire.
00:11:51And now we hunt.
00:11:52We?
00:11:53Yeah!
00:11:53How?
00:11:54Okay.
00:11:54Well, do you have a gun in here or some words or...
00:11:57Oh, no, no.
00:11:58Where's the fun in that?
00:11:59Come on.
00:11:59Come on.
00:12:00We, you know, there's two of us.
00:12:02It's evolution.
00:12:03Come on.
00:12:03We can outsmart the animals.
00:12:05Well, judging from how long it took you to build that, we are going to be here a while.
00:12:10That's the idea, right?
00:12:25I was like, wait, how do they know everything about me?
00:12:28He told everybody?
00:12:29He told everybody everything.
00:12:31Oh, God.
00:12:32I maybe understand every first aid.
00:12:33Hey, Mom, I had a good time.
00:12:34But he told, like, the whole knitting group?
00:12:36Yeah.
00:12:36Oh, ick.
00:12:38So, that was weird.
00:12:39That's not great.
00:12:40That's not great.
00:12:41All right, let me ask you this.
00:12:42Yeah.
00:12:42What do you think would happen if I left you out here completely alone?
00:12:48Please don't do that.
00:12:49Don't do that.
00:12:52Why did you want to come all the way out here with me, you know?
00:12:54I mean, no offense by this.
00:12:56You seem completely out of your comfort zone.
00:12:59Is my trail mix not rugged enough for you?
00:13:02These little pretzel sticks, they don't impress you.
00:13:05I mean, we barely know each other.
00:13:08I'm not complaining.
00:13:10But you know how to come all the way out here with me.
00:13:14My therapist said...
00:13:17My therapist said that I should break out of my norm.
00:13:22This is me breaking.
00:13:24The trail mix.
00:13:25That's you broadening your horizons?
00:13:27Yeah?
00:13:27One step at a time.
00:13:28Yes.
00:13:29All right.
00:13:29Okay.
00:13:31So you don't want any of this?
00:13:32Huh?
00:13:32Oh.
00:13:33Huh?
00:13:34Do you want a piece of this?
00:13:36Do you want a piece of that?
00:13:37It's not so bad.
00:13:40It's actually really bad.
00:13:43Yeah.
00:13:44Do you want some trail mix?
00:13:46I would like some trail mix, yes.
00:13:48Help yourself.
00:13:50Take a pretzel stick.
00:13:51Thank you very much.
00:13:52Keep me alive.
00:13:54I'm sorry, you just look so rugged with that pretzel stick.
00:14:07You know...
00:14:13It's okay.
00:14:17What is that?
00:14:19I don't know.
00:14:22But...
00:14:22Let's go check it out.
00:14:24Are you crazy?
00:14:25Maybe.
00:14:25Come on.
00:14:26The case is no way.
00:14:29That's enough.
00:14:30I think we should go back.
00:14:31What?
00:14:32I said I think we should go back.
00:14:34What?
00:14:35I said I think we should go back.
00:14:50Turn off.
00:14:51I'm sorry.
00:14:53Do you be fair?
00:14:54Turn off.
00:14:54I'm trying.
00:15:02Jesus.
00:15:24Oh Jesus.
00:15:25Oh my God.
00:15:27Hey, hey, hey.
00:15:28Oh Jesus.
00:15:29Come, come, come.
00:15:30I got you, I got you, I got you.
00:15:37Okay, we're fine, it's not exactly a weak thing, but we can make it work.
00:15:42Okay.
00:15:45I'm gonna need a lock of your hair.
00:15:47What?
00:15:48What are you, making a potion?
00:15:49That's funny, you're making jokes.
00:15:51No, it's a scout tourniquet thing, trust me.
00:15:53Okay, yeah, whatever, just do it.
00:15:54Okay, okay, okay.
00:15:57He's back, he's back, he's back.
00:15:58Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
00:16:00Come on.
00:16:01Over here.
00:16:03Where there's fire, there's...
00:16:09Man.
00:16:11You guys scared me.
00:16:13I thought that you were the scream in the woods with a torch.
00:16:16Torch?
00:16:17Yeah.
00:16:19We ain't him.
00:16:21We heard screams.
00:16:23Is everything all right?
00:16:24Oh, yeah, everything's fine, thanks.
00:16:29Are you out here all by yourself?
00:16:32Yeah, you know, I, uh, I love the wilderness, you know?
00:16:37To, uh, commune with nature.
00:16:39I, uh, I consider myself a bit of an expert.
00:16:42I think it's a calling, you know?
00:16:44I know.
00:16:47Like I said, we heard screaming.
00:16:51Just wanted to make sure you were all right.
00:16:55Concerned citizens, you understand.
00:16:58These woods are not safe.
00:17:01They've been finding bodies.
00:17:04Popping up randomly, like truffles.
00:17:10It takes dogs to find them.
00:17:13Okay.
00:17:18I'm Anderson, this is Tommy.
00:17:20Well, I'm sorry to make you guys come all the way out here, but, um, like I said, I'm just
00:17:25kind of,
00:17:25what the fuck out here in the woods, so...
00:17:31Call us the dogs.
00:17:32We found ourselves a truffle.
00:17:34It's nothing, really.
00:17:35We appreciate, I appreciate it, and, uh...
00:17:37Nothing, huh?
00:17:38Yeah.
00:17:39Well, it seems like your nothing is in a bit of pain.
00:17:44I don't know.
00:17:45Let's have a look, shall we?
00:17:47We shall.
00:17:48Uh, guys, wait a second.
00:17:51Um...
00:17:56You okay, sweetie?
00:18:03Is this your handiwork?
00:18:04We got, no.
00:18:06We...
00:18:06We saw something in the woods, like a light, and we ran, and, you know, she...
00:18:10Tell him.
00:18:11Charlotte?
00:18:12Yeah, he's right.
00:18:15Do you have something to dress us with?
00:18:17Yeah, I was about to do that when you guys arrived.
00:18:23Okay, so...
00:18:25One, two, three...
00:18:29Hold this down, hold it down, hold it down.
00:18:32Okay.
00:18:33You are doing great.
00:18:36Oh, what is that?
00:18:38Does it matter?
00:18:39Can't make things worse.
00:18:41It's maple syrup.
00:18:42A natural antiseptic.
00:18:44It'll do in a pinch.
00:18:46Why does it look like that?
00:18:48We harvest a very unique strain of maple.
00:18:53There you go, hold it.
00:18:57We're very proud of our product.
00:19:00Looks like the weirdest syrup commercial.
00:19:04I bet you'll be right as rain in no time.
00:19:07Okay, just keep that wrapped. I can't stress that enough.
00:19:09In my bag, would you mind?
00:19:11Sure.
00:19:12Right on top.
00:19:13This?
00:19:14Yeah.
00:19:20We saw a strange light.
00:19:22I wouldn't worry about that.
00:19:24And a man.
00:19:26I wouldn't worry about him either.
00:19:29Well, so...
00:19:30So it's no worries for...
00:19:32For all of us then, right?
00:19:34So...
00:19:34I wouldn't say that.
00:19:38You ever heard of that devil's cracking?
00:19:42Um...
00:19:42I don't know.
00:19:49That's because I just made it up.
00:19:55Boo.
00:19:56Okay.
00:19:56Hey, why don't you guys stay with us tonight, hmm?
00:19:58There's plenty of room.
00:19:59It's just over the hill.
00:20:00That sounds great.
00:20:02No, thank you.
00:20:02I don't think that's such a great idea.
00:20:04Um...
00:20:04I just let a stranger rub weird red goo all over my open wound
00:20:07after being chased by a ghost in the forest.
00:20:10Might as well follow them.
00:20:11Okay.
00:20:12I don't think that's such a great idea.
00:20:13We don't know who these guys are.
00:20:14And won't because they didn't get them.
00:20:16Come on.
00:20:17We'll get her.
00:20:18One, two, three.
00:20:19There you go.
00:20:20Grab all this stuff.
00:20:21I'll just...
00:20:22Stay with some strangers.
00:20:24I'll go nowhere.
00:20:24That's fine, right?
00:20:25No words.
00:20:40That's fine, right?
00:20:42Here we go.
00:20:45There we go.
00:21:26What is this place?
00:21:29Huge.
00:21:30Ah.
00:21:31Ah.
00:21:52Ah.
00:21:54Ah.
00:21:57Ah.
00:21:59Ah.
00:22:01Ah.
00:22:02Ah.
00:22:02What?
00:22:03Oh.
00:22:05Sorry.
00:22:07I didn't mean to interrupt your thing.
00:22:15I know what you're thinking.
00:22:16No.
00:22:18They're not twins.
00:22:21Isn't that strange?
00:22:23That and so many, so many other things.
00:22:26Please.
00:22:26This way.
00:22:27Is that safe?
00:22:28Then save.
00:22:41Oh, I've lost.
00:22:44Oh, I'm so...
00:23:06Oh, look. There's a bed.
00:23:11You sound surprised.
00:23:13I'm surprised there's still a ceiling. A bed is a bonus.
00:23:17Oh!
00:23:19You know, many presidents have stayed in this very room.
00:23:24Really?
00:23:24No.
00:23:27This part of the manor hasn't been used in years.
00:23:29Why not?
00:23:30It's haunted.
00:23:31Really?
00:23:31No.
00:23:32Okay.
00:23:33It's just crap.
00:23:36Well.
00:23:40Good night.
00:23:44Well, we'll leave you to it then.
00:23:46Hey, get some rest.
00:23:48Okay, your legs should be better in no time.
00:23:49Just keep it wrapped. I cannot stress that enough.
00:23:51You don't want it to get infected, okay?
00:23:53Let us know if you need anything.
00:23:54Okay.
00:24:03What is happening?
00:24:06I know. This place is a bit strange.
00:24:09Okay. We're going to wait for them to fall asleep and then we're going to sneak out.
00:24:14Put your clothes on.
00:24:15Uh, are you crazy? Have you forgotten what we saw out there?
00:24:19It was one of these people.
00:24:22On a midnight stroll with a big scary torch in the middle of the woods?
00:24:26Yes.
00:24:27Okay, what about the lights?
00:24:29And that sound?
00:24:31Look.
00:24:32I would rather risk my life in an adequate, ow, ow, ow, ow, warm, dry bed,
00:24:38then spend the night out there with whatever the hell that thing was.
00:24:44Plus, they seem nice enough.
00:24:47Nice enough?
00:24:48They've merely escorted us to the sex castle.
00:24:53Sex castle?
00:24:54Yes. Did you see those weirdos down the hall?
00:24:56That wasn't sex. That's about as far away from sex as it gets.
00:25:04Hey. They fixed my leg.
00:25:06They spread maple syrup on you like your french toast. That's not nice. That's breakfast.
00:25:10Oh, god. Breakfast sounds so good right now.
00:25:14Charlotte.
00:25:14Lottie.
00:25:15Lottie?
00:25:16This whole trip was about me getting outside of my comfort zone.
00:25:19This is about as far outside of my comfort zone as it gets.
00:25:22Oh, my goodness.
00:25:35Would you make this work?
00:25:36Yeah.
00:25:37All right.
00:25:50I just wanted some alone time with you, you know?
00:25:57It doesn't get much more alone than this.
00:26:04In a few days, my leg is going to be healed up and we can head out.
00:26:07It's already feeling a little bit better.
00:26:15A little bit.
00:26:20There's just no fun if you can't run.
00:26:23Well, I'm sorry I ruined your fun.
00:26:32Okay.
00:26:50I can't stop thinking about that incredible fire you made today.
00:26:58I got it going.
00:27:00Didn't I?
00:27:00Yeah, eventually.
00:27:02I got it going.
00:27:02Yeah.
00:27:03I'm so proud of you.
00:27:06Ow!
00:27:07Ow!
00:27:09You're hitting an envelope.
00:27:11Don't you feel terrible about that?
00:27:13I do.
00:27:13I'm so sorry.
00:27:16It's terrible.
00:27:40It's terrible.
00:27:47what are you doing why are you weird it's morning yeah Tommy good morning I
00:27:57trust you slept well sure may I come in uh let's see what we got here huh oh don't
00:28:08worry it's just the syrup it can be deceiving looks great look what I found perfect where'd you find
00:28:25this apparently we have a cane closet do we know canes and walkers and even a wheelchair huh a one
00:28:37stop geriatric shop thank you how about we give you two a tour of our facilities hmm uh no I
00:28:49I think
00:28:49that's right we were probably just gonna rest for the day I think she needs to nonsense he'll come on
00:28:54get up wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait oh yeah okay I can do this a tour it
00:29:02is then
00:29:06perfect after you
00:29:13no actually okay oh sorry no this way this way Charlotte
00:29:28don't mind him just means he likes you okay it means he really really really likes me I'll see you
00:29:36when I give you some privacy thank you
00:30:12the manor's been here for over a hundred years before that there was a cabin before that a tent
00:30:21we have a small cannery on site we'll take you there next there's a pool though not the swimming kind
00:30:28uh let me think the trees are so pretty aren't they they're special I like to think we're special too
00:30:39I honestly can't imagine where I'd be today without this place and these people
00:30:45I know where I'd be six feet under Wilder saved my life he saved all of our lives
00:30:54Wilder Wilder you'll meet him tonight what is uh what is this I don't know
00:31:11I want next
00:31:15Ken is this one
00:31:18what do you say yeah you want next nope I'm good
00:31:29we have over 50,000 trees tapped all around the manor and all the sap ends up right in this
00:31:37room
00:31:44Irma and this is the end of the line all the syrup is bottled right here
00:31:49and it comes out of the trees red it did yeah um they've been losing color slowly over the last
00:31:58few
00:31:58years but what you put on my leg my own personal supply you know for special occasions
00:32:10what are you knitting who cares things weren't always this modest membership has been dwindling the
00:32:21manner used to be a happening place you couldn't go ten feet without bumping into another member
00:32:28it was a community now it's just this
00:32:36people lose faith so easily these days
00:32:40I don't understand why didn't you just uh dye it red
00:32:53whoa beep beep there fella you're squishing my loafers oh I'm so sorry sir yeah pop on up now
00:32:59Timmy are these our guests uh yes yes sir uh this is Casey and Lottie which one's which
00:33:08well this is Casey Casey I knew a girl named Casey once darndest thing right now I want to talk
00:33:15to
00:33:15her couldn't talk to her though I felt like it was a trap you know what I mean like we're
00:33:18in cameras you
00:33:19know yeah well this is Casey Casey it is a real pleasure to meet you sir very good you ever
00:33:28heard
00:33:28it's a reverse osmosis it is the trippiest thing I tell you what and this is Lottie it's fine did
00:33:37he call
00:33:37you Timmy it's close enough Timmy's a it's a good name is it I'll be right back okay so this
00:33:50here
00:33:50machine inside this we've got sir take a look at it you need to get out of here what you
00:34:03need to
00:34:03get far away from him Wilder no no Casey yeah what who that Charlotte Lottie sorry whatever bring her
00:34:21along Irma still breathing huh damn you're a medical Marvel you be sure to let me know when you die
00:34:32all right yeah all right well we've been invited to dinner great I'll get my fancy dress we'll supply
00:34:46your clothes for tonight you both came on a very special day you hear that we're uh we're special
00:35:29come on I don't want to go in alone I can't believe you aren't wearing what they gave you I
00:35:34can't
00:35:34believe you are you can't blame the clothes for that you're just playing with the cards you were dealt
00:35:47stick out like a sore thumb oh man up let's go
00:35:54there we go
00:36:07hello
00:36:08hello
00:36:10do you want uh donations
00:36:22no I don't know what this is
00:36:25yeah
00:36:26no I don't know what this is
00:36:39over here
00:36:43oh sorry
00:36:44oh
00:36:48thank you
00:36:50no I don't know what this is
00:37:05it's a nice outfit
00:37:06yeah
00:37:14that's my cue
00:37:15thank you
00:37:28well I think they're gonna eat us
00:37:30oh they're fine they're just quirky
00:37:39praise be to us the blessed few who bear witness to the human embodiment of the Creator
00:37:45praise be to Wilder
00:37:49oh no
00:37:50it's a cult
00:37:52they're gonna eat us
00:37:53we sacrifice for the man that saved us
00:37:55he gifts us with life and we respond with everlasting love and devotion
00:38:01everlasting love and devotion
00:38:07no
00:38:08okay
00:38:29well that was fun huh
00:38:33good job guy
00:38:34here you go
00:38:36whew
00:38:38hey it's Casey and the other one
00:38:40uh uh Lottie
00:38:42well thanks a lot
00:38:47whew
00:38:48I like that suit bud
00:38:50looks sharp
00:38:51uh thanks
00:38:53huh what was that
00:38:54uh I said thanks
00:38:56I'm sorry I didn't get that
00:38:57hey hey peach fuzz come here
00:39:14come on back
00:39:16it's uh it's it's it's it's none
00:39:19I didn't say that
00:39:23what was that?
00:39:25he did
00:39:25hey peach fuzz come on back
00:39:27alright
00:39:27it's uh it's it's not important
00:39:30alright
00:39:32dinner is served
00:39:44thank you
00:39:45thank you
00:39:49oh yes many many times yes thank you
00:39:53oh
00:39:54really
00:39:56really
00:39:57really
00:40:02there you go
00:40:04there you go
00:40:15no
00:40:16no
00:40:16you don't have to tip
00:40:17I'll tip
00:40:18I'll be the one who tips
00:40:19alright
00:40:22so you said you said Wilder saved your life
00:40:26ah
00:40:27yes
00:40:28uh
00:40:29my grandfather brought me here when I was a child
00:40:33I was very sick
00:40:36the doctor said I had a month
00:40:38maybe two
00:40:41Wilder's father took us in
00:40:44his father?
00:40:46oh uh yeah this place has been in the family for generations
00:40:52I'd do anything for them
00:40:56I'd do anything for them
00:40:56all of us would
00:41:02you know you can call it herbal medicine if it makes it more palatable but
00:41:09I call it a miracle
00:41:13it started my grandfather
00:41:15dead
00:41:18we lost him
00:41:20in the woods
00:41:23to that
00:41:24thing out there
00:41:25ant
00:41:27damn ants
00:41:31it's the problem with being in the sugar business
00:41:34it's not just human beings that want to taste
00:41:41anywho
00:41:41begin the ritual
00:41:47here
00:42:09isn't he cute
00:42:11lla
00:42:11hawish
00:42:14ladies and gentlemen
00:42:15this is Herschel
00:42:18because Herschel
00:42:19has been imbibing our crimson syrup for so long
00:42:22he's lived to be 13's old
00:42:25it's his birthday today
00:42:28isn't that glorious
00:42:32that's right
00:42:33congratulations little buddy
00:42:36now Herschel was a gift from my accountant Terry
00:42:40You all remember Terry? Show of hands? Yeah? Right? All right. Good. Nice. Nice.
00:42:44Now, because Terry is of the Jewish persuasion, I thought it would be good to give old Herschel here a
00:42:51bar mitzvah.
00:42:52You hear that, buddy? You're a man today. That's right. Now break the glass.
00:42:57Break it. You just peck at it. You got that big old beak. Just peck it.
00:43:01That's for weddings. Peck it. I said peck it. Oh, that was closer. Now do it again.
00:43:06There's a chicken and we're eating chicken. Peck it. Peck it. Peck it. Peck it. Peck it. Peck it. Peck
00:43:14it. Peck it.
00:43:14Now, I feel like you're just resisting here. Anyway, we need to get serious for a moment.
00:43:22Ladies and gentlemen, times are a bit tough. People are leaving. Shifts are being extended.
00:43:30It's enough to shake a person's face. Our maple syrup may have lost its crimson hue and its regenerative properties.
00:43:40But that does not mean that we can lose our focus. It's like my father always said. It only takes
00:43:51one person.
00:43:55Now I'm looking at you, Irma. You fiesty little minks.
00:44:02Anyway, so I think you deserve a reward for all your hard work.
00:44:11Tonight, I want to give to you the last of my personal supply of pure crimson syrup.
00:44:22Consider it an act of faith. It only takes one person.
00:44:38Oh, the man knows how to give a speech, huh?
00:44:45I shouldn't.
00:44:47Oh, don't be shy. Eat up.
00:44:49I'm... I can't. I'm diabetic.
00:44:52Whoa. Can't you take a pill?
00:44:54It's... a bit more complicated than that.
00:44:56Freckles, give her a pill.
00:45:20You don't think this is like a Jonestown thing and everyone's gonna drop dead from eating poison?
00:45:25Poison?
00:45:28Do you think so?
00:45:30I don't know.
00:45:34Where is everyone?
00:45:35What's happening?
00:45:36It's fine. It's fine.
00:45:37Come this way.
00:45:38Okay.
00:45:39It just means dinner's over.
00:45:41I can walk.
00:45:42I can walk.
00:45:44Charlie.
00:45:47Oh.
00:45:49Oh.
00:45:51Oh.
00:45:52Oh.
00:45:53Oh.
00:46:01All right.
00:46:06Good night, you two.
00:46:09I can outrun you.
00:46:12If I wanted to.
00:46:15I can definitely outrun you.
00:46:17It's part of the fun.
00:46:18It's catching him.
00:46:20What?
00:46:22Who's them?
00:46:24Oh.
00:46:25Other girls?
00:46:27Is this from some movie?
00:46:29You're from some movie.
00:46:31You're so drunk.
00:46:33You're just another body in the woods.
00:46:40Ah!
00:46:42You scaring me, guy?
00:46:43Gah!
00:46:44Gah!
00:46:45Gah!
00:46:46You best put him to bed.
00:46:48That's the plan.
00:46:57I'll get him to bed.
00:46:58You done?
00:46:59I'll get him to bed.
00:47:13I'll get you in.
00:47:15I'll get you in.
00:47:22He's here.
00:47:24He is one of them.
00:47:26We're not safe here.
00:47:29I'm not safe here.
00:47:59I'm not safe here.
00:48:48I'm not safe here.
00:48:48I'm not safe here.
00:49:37I'm not safe here.
00:49:56I'm not safe here.
00:50:08What are you doing?
00:50:10Don't go through people's stuff.
00:50:12This is not your stuff.
00:50:14What are you doing with this anyway?
00:50:17We don't know these people.
00:50:19I grabbed it for protection.
00:50:21What?
00:50:22Cut them into a hundred pieces?
00:50:23Maybe.
00:50:25Says the guy who can barely make a campfire and really can't handle his liquor.
00:50:30You don't know what I'm capable of.
00:50:31Trust me.
00:50:32I don't think I do anymore.
00:50:34Good.
00:50:35Good?
00:50:35Good.
00:50:36Why are you acting like this?
00:50:38Why are you acting like this?
00:50:38See that's the thing.
00:50:39I'm tired of acting.
00:50:40I don't want to do that anymore.
00:50:44Wilder would like to see you.
00:50:47I think we'll probably pass.
00:50:49No passes.
00:50:50Mandatory.
00:50:52I'm actually not feeling very well at the moment.
00:50:54I think I'm just going to stay in and rest instead if that's alright.
00:50:57Yeah.
00:50:57That's okay sweetie.
00:50:59Didn't you just say?
00:51:00Mandatory.
00:51:01For you.
00:51:08Okay.
00:51:15What a gentleman.
00:51:28Doug, you know for a fact that's not true.
00:51:34Don't twist the truth just because you're scared.
00:51:38It's a slump.
00:51:42Who saved your kid when he was in the hospital?
00:51:46Fine, the doctors helped, but...
00:51:50I want you to think long and hard about this.
00:51:55Maybe some time will help to jog your memory.
00:52:03I do hate when you do someone a favor and then they lie to you.
00:52:09That ever happen to you pal?
00:52:12Uh...
00:52:13I don't know.
00:52:15Thanks for stopping by.
00:52:18Yeah.
00:52:19I lie.
00:52:21I do not like liars.
00:52:23Okay.
00:52:25Sorry to interrupt.
00:52:27The man with the chainsaw is back.
00:52:30Again?
00:52:31He says he has a permit this time.
00:52:34Alright.
00:52:36Hey, you're gonna help fix those doggone leaks today, right pal?
00:52:47Alright, let's take a walk.
00:53:03I didn't mean to frighten you.
00:53:06That's what everyone in this place seems to do best.
00:53:08Are you going somewhere?
00:53:13Um...
00:53:13How about we head to my office and take a look at that leg of yours, huh?
00:53:20Trust me.
00:53:29So how'd you and girl Casey meet?
00:53:32Uh...
00:53:33A, uh, dating app.
00:53:34An app?
00:53:35Jeez.
00:53:36What do they think of next?
00:53:38Just...
00:53:38I like my phones the way I like my magazines.
00:53:42Wired!
00:53:43Are you kidding?
00:53:49You ever read Little Red Riding Hood?
00:53:52Uh...
00:53:53Sure.
00:53:53You know, it always comes to mind whenever I see two people, you know, like you and the girl and
00:53:58yourselves, out here alone in the woods.
00:54:01A wolf can fool people, right? Especially when they're hoping for love, things like that.
00:54:07Make them not realize that their grandmother has turned into some kind of furry dog-like creature.
00:54:12Now, hell, I have seen some very interesting old people in my time.
00:54:17They usually look something like an old bag of potatoes.
00:54:19Never have I ever seen an old person that looks like a fuzzy dog-like creature. Do you know what
00:54:25I mean?
00:54:26Uh, yeah.
00:54:29I'm not a wolf.
00:54:31I want to make sure that's clear.
00:54:35What about you, champ?
00:54:46This is your office?
00:54:50I love the fall.
00:54:53I really do.
00:54:55I love the... change.
00:54:59You know, people say the colors are the result of the leaves dying and falling away.
00:55:05I like to believe the leaves were always this color.
00:55:09But it isn't until they're dying that they feel confident enough to drop the green facade and become this.
00:55:19Sometimes green leaves are just green.
00:55:22It's true.
00:55:24But you never know until the fall.
00:55:45The question I keep asking myself, why would you bring her out here, of all places?
00:55:52Well, I like the wilderness.
00:55:53It's communed with nature.
00:55:56I consider myself a bit of an expert.
00:55:58You know?
00:55:58I think it's my goal.
00:56:00You see, that's funny.
00:56:02How's that?
00:56:03That's just some of the things you were saying last night.
00:56:05They got me thinking.
00:56:09Look.
00:56:11I was a little drunk, but that was a private conversation.
00:56:16There's no such thing as privacy when you're shouting in the middle of the night, fella.
00:56:45Don't let me go off.
00:56:47I happen to know that several bodies have been found recently.
00:56:53Girls.
00:56:55Not too dissimilar from your girl back at the manor.
00:57:00Now that is not to say that women cannot handle themselves out here.
00:57:04It's just that these ladies in particular apparently had a look about them.
00:57:09You know what I mean?
00:57:11Like, like out of place.
00:57:13Like a deer in the big city.
00:57:15And that makes me think, there's a wolf amongst us.
00:57:20And I tell you what.
00:57:21If I'm the huntsman, I will have zero compunction about walking up to that wolf, slicing him open, and setting
00:57:30Little Red Riding Hood free.
00:57:36Hey!
00:57:38What big eyes you have!
00:57:40Howl!
00:57:47What does this mean?
00:57:49Well it means, if you really are trying to get as far away from this place as you can, now
00:57:55you have a fighting chance.
00:57:57You were trying to get as far away from this place.
00:57:59Madam, I was trying to get as far away from this place.
00:58:00I'm trying to get as far away from this place.
00:58:03I was doing this as far away from all of you.
00:58:07You tried to get what you did with it, but I had to do and have to get it from
00:58:16this place.
00:58:16Thank you so much for the others.
00:58:16What are you thinking?
00:58:16For years?
00:58:16For years.
00:58:23I'm going to ask everybody, I will try you to get it out!
00:58:26I was going to ask everybody, it's looking back to this place.
00:58:26I'm pretty well.
00:58:26Can't wait.
00:58:26If I
00:58:39Hey! Hello? Hey!
00:58:49Anderson! Stay with me! Stay with me!
00:58:54Don't just stand there! Help him! There's none left.
00:58:57What are you saying? The crimson syrup used the reserves
00:59:01at the feast. Okay, stay with him! Stay with him!
00:59:30Found the first aid kit.
00:59:31For his leg. Then we have to force the bone back in.
00:59:47Ah!
00:59:49Ah!
00:59:51Ah!
00:59:51Ah!
00:59:52Ah!
00:59:55Ah!
01:00:03Ah!
01:00:17No, no, no, no.
01:00:31You're missing something?
01:00:34So am I.
01:00:43What is this?
01:00:46Is this my hair?
01:00:48No, what are you...
01:00:49Are you stupid? No, those things take forever to make.
01:00:52Come on.
01:00:54This is, uh...
01:00:56This is your hair.
01:00:59Then whose is this?
01:01:04Other girls.
01:01:08Who are you?
01:01:10Apparently a wolf.
01:01:17Where's my insulin?
01:01:18What are you gonna do with that, huh?
01:01:20What are you gonna do? Are you gonna give me tetanus?
01:01:23Give me my insulin now.
01:01:26Come on, Charlotte. Give me the knife.
01:01:30Lottie.
01:01:34You're gonna run now.
01:01:36Like it's your idea?
01:01:38Alright, yeah.
01:02:08Are you still following me?
01:02:11Yeah.
01:02:12Damn it.
01:02:13You know...
01:02:16This is why I brought you up here in the first place.
01:02:18So you're doing me a favor.
01:02:20Eh?
01:02:22Isn't it exciting?
01:02:24Please.
01:02:24I've seen you make a campfire.
01:02:27I came with a fire.
01:02:30I've done this dance a million times, Charlotte.
01:02:33I know you're tight.
01:02:36Running's always funny to me. You know why?
01:02:41You can't run forever.
01:02:45I only need a few more seconds.
01:02:49All I need is to run just a couple seconds longer than you.
01:02:53And something tells me it's not gonna be much of a challenge.
01:03:24You know...
01:03:27I think your therapist would be proud of us.
01:03:30You're definitely outside of your comfort zone.
01:03:33Get...
01:03:36Hey, what? You need help here.
01:03:38What?
01:03:40What the hell is going on?
01:03:41Hi.
01:03:53Holy Mackerel!
01:03:55She did a number on you fella.
01:03:58Poor Muck.
01:04:00Muck.
01:05:11Well, look who's finally awake.
01:05:15I thought we lost you a few times.
01:05:20I was coming to see you, to bring you a gift.
01:05:25This gift.
01:05:28You're welcome.
01:05:32Hey, why don't you come in?
01:05:57What happened to me?
01:06:02Well, Wilder found you in the woods, a little worse for the wear.
01:06:06We brought you back and fixed you up and look at you, right as rain.
01:06:18Looks like you owe him your life now, too.
01:06:23You're one of us.
01:06:36No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:06:40Where's Casey?
01:06:41Good job, brother.
01:06:42What is that?
01:06:43Where's Casey?
01:06:48Praise be to us, the blessed few who bear witness to the human embodiment of the Creator.
01:06:57Praise be to Wilder.
01:07:00We sacrifice for the man that saves us.
01:07:03He gives us with life, and we respond with everlasting love and devotion.
01:07:09Everlasting love and devotion.
01:07:23Thank you, thank you, everybody, thank you.
01:07:27Thank you so much, thank you.
01:07:29Oh, man, isn't this just fantastic?
01:07:32Yes.
01:07:33Oh, it's a great day.
01:07:35It's a great day to be alive.
01:07:37I mean, just look at that weather out there, right?
01:07:39It can't get any better than that.
01:07:40Well, ladies and gentlemen, our prayers have been answered.
01:07:53This pure crimson maple syrup, the first after decades of struggle, with it we are revived.
01:08:06With it, we are healed.
01:08:14Praise be to Wilder!
01:08:16Praise be to Wilder!
01:08:19Praise be to Wilder!
01:08:22However,
01:08:25this gift
01:08:26is due in some part
01:08:29to that fine young lady
01:08:31in the back.
01:08:31Let's give it up for her!
01:08:33There we go!
01:08:34Don't be shy!
01:08:36Don't be invisible now!
01:08:44Humility is a virtue.
01:08:46Let's give this party, guys!
01:08:48Yeah!
01:08:51Woo!
01:08:53Woo!
01:08:56Woo!
01:08:57Woo!
01:08:59Woo!
01:09:01Woo!
01:09:07Woo!
01:09:10Woo!
01:09:11Woo!
01:09:12Woo!
01:09:13Woo!
01:09:17Woo!
01:09:18Woo!
01:09:20Woo!
01:09:20Woo!
01:09:22Woo!
01:09:22Woo!
01:09:23Woo!
01:09:24Woo!
01:09:24Woo!
01:09:24Woo!
01:09:24Woo!
01:09:25Woo!
01:09:25Woo!
01:09:26Woo!
01:09:27Woo!
01:09:27Woo!
01:09:52I'm doing this?
01:09:58I'm doing this.
01:10:39I'm doing this.
01:10:45I'm doing this.
01:11:11This is stupid.
01:11:28Casey?
01:11:31Casey?
01:11:43Oh, Jesus.
01:11:55You decent?
01:11:58What is this place?
01:11:59Whoa.
01:12:00Hold on there, champ.
01:12:02What is it?
01:12:04It's a graveyard.
01:12:07It's not what it looks like.
01:12:08That you kill people and hide their bodies down here?
01:12:10Because that's what it looks like.
01:12:11I haven't killed anyone.
01:12:14That hurts.
01:12:15You're the one who killed poor Casey.
01:12:18But you know what?
01:12:19I want to thank you for that.
01:12:20I really do.
01:12:21You got us out of a real bind.
01:12:24I didn't kill him.
01:12:28He attacked me.
01:12:30Well, I know that, sweetheart.
01:12:32You know, from what I understand, you weren't the only one.
01:12:36Damn, if I could have gotten to those other girls' bodies before the cops did, we would have been out
01:12:41of this mess months ago.
01:12:44But that would have been unethical.
01:12:47Unethical?
01:12:49Look at these bodies.
01:12:51These are volunteers.
01:12:54This is my family, for Christ's sake.
01:12:57You can trace my entire genealogical history from my father all the way back to the beginning.
01:13:07They say his son spent his whole life looking for him.
01:13:13For my son.
01:13:16And eventually he found him.
01:13:20Twined in the roots of this tree.
01:13:24This whole place, everything that we've built, is sons trying to do right by their dad.
01:13:32With your help, I finally have.
01:13:35Now, you'd think there'd be a better way to make a dead man proud of you than bottling the sap
01:13:41taken from a tree that's devoured his corpse.
01:13:45But honestly, I can't think of one.
01:13:47And it's so good on pancakes.
01:13:49This is demented.
01:13:52It used to be.
01:13:54When one of our people died, they were placed down here.
01:13:58They became part of our legacy.
01:14:00And then medicine became a thing.
01:14:03Oh God, there's more.
01:14:03I think that's a real pain in the ass.
01:14:05You know, Irma?
01:14:06I've been waiting for that melted candle to die for over a decade.
01:14:11She is so old.
01:14:13How old is she?
01:14:15She doesn't even remember her own age.
01:14:20And she just sits there.
01:14:22Knitting.
01:14:22Would you call that living?
01:14:24I don't.
01:14:25But whatever.
01:14:25Anyway.
01:14:27The point is, Irma won't die.
01:14:30People should be praying to her.
01:14:32Huh?
01:14:35So what now?
01:14:36You kill me?
01:14:38No.
01:14:39We just go on living.
01:14:41We're doing good here.
01:14:44You're a part of this now, Charlotte.
01:14:48I think I'm better off in the woods.
01:14:50Alone.
01:14:52But if this awful trip has taught me anything, it's that people, people are not so great.
01:14:59What?
01:14:59So you're gonna run away?
01:15:01Do you, do we even know how to navigate over there?
01:15:04I'll take my chances.
01:15:09All right.
01:15:10All right.
01:15:11There are two ways this could go.
01:15:12All right.
01:15:13First, you could live with us and have a happy life.
01:15:17Or you could go up into the woods, get lost, die alone.
01:15:24Either way, eventually, you end up down here.
01:15:28So for me, it's a win-win.
01:15:32There's a third option.
01:15:35I slit your throat and give your trees a fresh meal.
01:15:39How's that sound?
01:15:40Honestly, not a fan.
01:15:43Because I'm the killer here.
01:15:45Remember?
01:15:47Don't pretend that you know me because I slept in your house and I ate your shit food.
01:15:52I'm starting to think that I don't even know myself anymore.
01:15:55So let's find out who I am, yeah?
01:15:57No, I'm good.
01:15:59Then you go over there and you sit and you, you stay.
01:16:03Fine.
01:16:08Good talk.
01:16:15Fine.
01:16:22Fine.
01:16:32Fine, fine.
01:18:06What can I get you, sweetie?
01:18:10Pancakes.
01:18:11Pancakes.
01:18:12Pancakes.
01:18:26Pancakes.
01:18:27Pancakes.
01:18:28Pancakes.
01:18:39Pancakes.
01:18:40Pancakes.
01:18:42Pancakes.
01:18:45Pancakes.
01:18:54Pancakes.
01:18:56Pancakes.
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