00:10Whitehorse Hotel. Room 508. Bring a box of condoms. You have 10 minutes.
00:14Yeah, I'm on it.
00:16My name is Leah, and Jeffrey, he's basically the campus god.
00:21I am totally down bad for him.
00:25Everyone calls me Jeffrey's biggest simp, but honestly, I don't care.
00:36Over the last three years, I've confessed my love 998 times,
00:43sent him flowers 802 times,
00:49and made him breakfast 1,085 times,
01:03and delivered condoms 99 times.
01:20Not bad.
01:21Only took you seven minutes this time.
01:25Well, I brought the new skin series,
01:28all in Jeffrey's size,
01:30and some delay sprays.
01:35Leah, you really are pathetic.
01:36You're just a dog that comes when Jeffrey calls.
01:41Jeffrey, what do you want for breakfast tomorrow?
01:56Whoa, no.
01:58Okay.
02:00Just text me.
02:01Jeffrey, be gentle.
02:04Keep going.
02:05After three years of simping for Jeffrey,
02:07I'm finally calling it quits on New Year's Eve.
02:09This is finally gonna end.
02:11Well, if it isn't Jeffrey's number one simp, Leah.
02:15Rejected by Jeffrey again?
02:17Just deliver your order, Miles.
02:18If it gets cold, you're gonna get a complaint.
02:31The number you dialed is not in service.
02:34No answer.
02:35I have to bring in breakfast.
02:40Leah, what the hell?
02:42It's too early for this one.
02:43What do you want?
02:44Just leave me alone.
02:46Jeffrey, hang up.
02:47Jeffrey, you can't hit the field on an empty stomach.
02:49What do you want to eat?
02:50There's a viral taco spot on the west side.
02:53Veggie tacos.
02:54Chloe doesn't eat meat.
02:55Got it.
02:56Oh, and don't forget to take your stomach meds before...
03:03Jeffrey, do you want to stop?
03:20Shh!
03:21Hey, Anna.
03:23I have to go bring Jeffrey breakfast.
03:24I will be right back, I promise.
03:26Can you just cover for me for, like, half an hour?
03:29Sure, but Jeffrey's the heir to the Maxwell family.
03:32You're from the South Bronx.
03:33It's been three years.
03:35He's never gonna want you.
03:37You gotta give it up.
03:40Soon, I'll be ready to let go of him.
03:49A new girlfriend already?
03:51Why am I not surprised?
03:58What took you so long?
03:59Well, the line was really long.
04:01I waited two hours.
04:03But I got veggie, like you asked.
04:07Jeffrey, this is your not-so-secret admirer?
04:12She looks so dopey.
04:16Here, try it.
04:19It has cilantro.
04:21I don't want it.
04:32Veggie tacos?
04:34She's the one who doesn't eat meat.
04:35I do.
04:37Was it that difficult to get to different ones?
04:40Are you actually brain daddy?
04:42I am so sorry.
04:44I'll get them for you tomorrow.
04:45Do you want chicken or beef?
04:47Tomorrow?
04:47I have nothing to eat today.
04:49You're just wasting my time.
04:51I've held on for three years.
04:54I can't let it all go to waste.
04:58If you're not eating it, you can just throw it out.
05:01No need to get angry over a thing.
05:06Fuck off.
05:08Hear that?
05:09Jeffrey told you to fuck off.
05:13I was telling you to fuck off.
05:17You're just a one-night stand.
05:19I've been loyal to him for three years.
05:21I'm more important to Jeffrey.
05:26Jeffrey, stop being delusional.
05:29The future wife of the Maxwell heir isn't some girl from...
05:35Literal slums my family expects.
05:38And heirs from a good family with a pedigree.
05:41Not a charity case.
05:45Jeffrey, I've been loyal to you for three years.
05:48Do my feelings really mean nothing to you?
05:51If you want to torture yourself, fine.
05:54My birthday party's on Friday.
05:56Come, I guess.
05:58Okay.
05:59Uh, what would you like as a gift?
06:03A gift?
06:04From you?
06:05You're broke, Leah.
06:07There's nothing that you can afford that I give.
06:11Fuck off.
06:13Ugh.
06:20So where is she supposed to be here?
06:22I don't know.
06:22She was here like two hours ago?
06:24Two hours ago?
06:24She's supposed to cover for the food.
06:25Uh, she's right here.
06:27Leah, where the hell you been?
06:28If you're late one more time, I'm docking your pay for a month.
06:42Bianca Black.
06:43Dearest to the Black family fortune and a total Jeffrey obsessive.
06:47Too bad for her, Jeffrey slept with half the stupid body.
06:50But he won't give her the time of day.
06:58You're that bookworm, Leah, right?
07:00I heard that you work three part-time jobs and still have time to suck up to Jeffrey.
07:04It has to be hard work.
07:06Hmm.
07:07You know all those rumors?
07:08The online chats meant to embarrass me?
07:11Locking me in the library bathroom until midnight?
07:15That was all you, wasn't it?
07:17You put this onto yourself.
07:18I mean, I can't even believe that you want to marry into the Maxwell family.
07:22Jeffrey is mine.
07:24Did you know that you slept with, like, half the student body, and yet you only come after me?
07:29Could it be you actually think I'm a threat?
07:32A slut from the slums like you is not a threat to me.
07:36Great.
07:36Well, I have work to do, so if you're not going to order, there's the door.
07:40Who said anything about not ordering?
07:43Great.
07:44What can I get for you?
07:45Hmm.
07:46Let me do an iced Americano.
07:52You know what?
07:52Actually, let me do an iced latte with three pumps of cinnamon, three pumps of sugar, caramel drizzel, and vanilla
07:59cold foam.
08:01Did you get all that?
08:03You know what?
08:04Actually, let me just do a vanilla latte.
08:13Bianca, this is childish.
08:15You know what?
08:16Let me just do the iced Americano.
08:21Okay, here's your Americano.
08:31Oh my god, just because I took a little bit of time to order, you spilled coffee all over me?
08:37Leah, what is going on?
08:40I did not do anything wrong.
08:42I'm the heiress to the Black family, so who are you going to believe, this waitress or me?
08:47Well, we could just check the cameras.
08:51I know that you guys rent this place from a Black family, and I would hate to see your rent
08:56doubled next year.
08:59Leah, apologize to Miss Black right now.
09:04Did you hear him?
09:06Apologize.
09:08I'm sorry, Miss Black.
09:13Just hold on.
09:15Two more days until New Year's.
09:19Jeffrey, you're here.
09:20You know, she found out that I liked you and poured coffee all over me for revenge.
09:26Leah, I didn't expect you to be so petty.
09:28You bully Bianca because she likes me.
09:30You can do whatever you want.
09:31You can wear anything.
09:32You'll never be anything as a poor trash.
09:35You're not worthy of me.
09:38Let's go.
09:45Looks like someone got rejected again.
09:48New Year's is on Friday.
09:50How long have you been chasing him for?
09:54Boss, Miles is slacking off again.
09:57Miles, again?
10:00I'm confiscating your tips as well.
10:17Last day.
10:18It's finally over.
10:23Finally off work.
10:25Today is Jeffrey's birthday.
10:27I'm going to make a cake as a gift.
10:37Then you make a cake as a gift.
10:40Let her do.
10:42Let her do it.
10:42Then you're going to FINCH.
10:4211.50.
10:44In 10 minutes, it will be exactly three years since I started chasing Jeffrey.
10:56Jeffrey, happy birthday.
10:58You know I've had feelings for you forever.
11:01Can I be your girlfriend?
11:09She's gorgeous.
11:11Way prettier than Bianca.
11:13Who is she?
11:15Why does she look so familiar?
11:19Jeffrey, happy birthday.
11:21Am I saying things?
11:23That's Leah.
11:25That bitch ruining everything.
11:28How did she suddenly get so pretty?
11:30Leah, you're late.
11:33You think you're going to get my attention like this?
11:36Weird.
11:37Isn't this Jeffrey's number one simp?
11:41It looks like the ugly duckling thinks she's a swan.
11:45You really think that you can get Jeffrey's attention now that you've rented a dress?
11:49Well, I hate to break it to you, but the Maxwell family is the richest in L.A.
11:54A trailer trash like you could never fit in with them.
12:01Almost time.
12:02Last chance.
12:05Jeffrey, I like you.
12:08Can I be your girlfriend?
12:10Jeffrey, I really like you.
12:13Can I be your girlfriend?
12:16How many times has she confessed now?
12:20999 times.
12:22And this is the last.
12:25Jeffrey?
12:25I made this for you.
12:28It's one of a kind.
12:38Yeah, you cheap bitch.
12:40You'll never deserve someone like me.
12:43Jeffrey rejected me 999 times in a row.
12:47I tried for three years to change him.
12:49I know he must feel something for me.
12:51Jeffrey?
12:53This is my last time asking you.
12:56Is that your final answer?
13:04Handmade?
13:05One of a kind?
13:07Leah, wake up.
13:20Miles to the rescue.
13:22He's such a simp for Bianca.
13:24The university's two biggest simps are both here.
13:27Yeah, you are relentless.
13:29I give up.
13:30Well, looks like I won.
13:33Why is Miles defending this bitch?
13:37Leah?
13:38What are you talking about?
13:40What did you win?
13:42Jeffrey, I chased you for three years.
13:47Three years.
13:48I was on call for you 24-7, always putting you first.
13:52And you just turned all of it into something to brag about.
13:56This is the 999th time.
13:59And the...
14:06It's too late.
14:07Game's over.
14:08Game's over.
14:15You
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