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Hindi mabigyan ni Kot (Janno Gibbs) ng atensyon si Tot (Anjo Yllana), dahil sa bago nitong jowa na sobra sa clingy.
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‘Beh Bote Nga’ is a situational comedy starring Janno Gibbs as Kot and Anjo Yllana as Tot, centering on two garbagemen whose lives change after they accidentally discover a genie in a bottle.
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‘Beh Bote Nga’ is a situational comedy starring Janno Gibbs as Kot and Anjo Yllana as Tot, centering on two garbagemen whose lives change after they accidentally discover a genie in a bottle.
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00:04Noong maliliit pa lang kami, mataas na ang pangarap namin
00:09Ang makagraduate sa lasal, medisino engineering
00:14Ang sabi ko pa nga, how saucy naman, you're not baduy
00:21Dahil kami mahirap lang, dahil kami mahirap lang pangarap ay natin
00:25Malalaki na nga kami ngayon, kuya ko lang
00:28Nagtutulak na lang ng karito, nagdadaan sa Ateneo
00:34Sinisigaw ay ko
00:41Kuya ano ka ba? Hindi ka na bata, yan lang hindi yung pang magawa
00:46Epesa magreklamo ka dyan, tulungan mo na lang ako
01:03Ateneo!
01:04Ateneo!
01:05Ateneo!
01:06Ateneo!
01:06Ateneo!
01:06Ateneo!
01:07Ateneo!
01:07Ateneo!
01:07Ateneo!
01:07Ateneo!
01:07Hindi ko naman tinatanggal, sinusuot ko eh!
01:09Bakit?
01:10Akala ko eh!
01:11Gusto mo ko ba rin?
01:12Tapakit!
01:14Ang sexy mo pala kaya ko nga!
01:17Di iputin ang legs mo ah!
01:22Ateneo!
01:22Ateneo!
01:24Ateneo!
01:26Ateneo!
01:28Ateneo!
01:29Ateneo!
01:31Ateneo!
01:32Ateneo!
01:32Ateneo!
01:32Ateneo!
01:35Ateneo!
01:35Ateneo!
01:40Ateneo!
01:43Ateneo!
01:43O ka!
01:44Ang aba-aba ko kasi ng pantalino eh!
01:46Kaya kayo nahirapang isuot!
01:48Uy!
01:49Jinim Pandak!
01:50500 years old ka na!
01:51Ganyan ka pa rin kaliit!
01:53Ateneo!
01:53Teka-teka!
01:54Bago tayo mag-away dito!
01:55Puyat ka kasi ng puyat!
01:57Eh!
01:57Napansin ko lang no!
01:58Saan ba lakad natin?
02:00Eh!
02:01Basta!
02:01May lakad ako!
02:02Unanood kami ng sine!
02:04Ano?
02:05O!
02:06Ako eh ah!
02:07Pasalubong ah!
02:08Dalan mo ako ng ah!
02:09Fried Chicken!
02:11Ako na naman magpapasalubong!
02:13Ikaw naman kaya magpasalubong sakin!
02:15For once!
02:17Ano po ba?
02:20Magmatic ako ng special na pagkain!
02:23Yung pagkain ng mga mayayaman!
02:25Aba!
02:25Sige nga!
02:26Sige nga!
02:26At makatigim naman ako ng pagkain ng mayaman!
02:37Wow! Ano yan?
02:39Steak!
02:40Steak!
02:40Steak?
02:41Ay!
02:41Sarap!
02:42Walang yaka!
02:43Ngayon ka pa nakaisip na mag-magic ng steak?
02:46Ngayon na yung mad cow disease?
02:47Gusto mo lang tooth and mouth?
02:51Kuya!
02:52Bakit nagalit yung cow?
02:55Kasi ang pangalan nung nagtanong!
02:58Ano ba yung mad cow?
03:00Ayun yung sakit ng karne ng baka kaya hindi tayo pwede gumahin!
03:04Ayun naman pala eh!
03:06Di...
03:06Ano nalang Goyong?
03:07Bigyan mo nalang kami ng lechon!
03:10Hindi rin pwede eh!
03:11Bakit?
03:12Eh merong foot and mouth decision eh!
03:14Eh mga baboy!
03:16Eh anong kakainin natin?
03:18Manok na lang!
03:19Magmagican ng manok!
03:20Ang chicken!
03:21Ano?
03:21Bako hindi rin pwede yun!
03:24Bakit?
03:24Eh baka meron siyang chicken pox!
03:29O!
03:32O!
03:33Tricky yun!
03:33O!
03:34O!
03:35O!
03:35Goyong!
03:36Sabihin mo sa kanila, sandali lang at bababa na ako ha?
03:42Sandali lang daw po!
03:44Bababa na!
03:45O!
03:46O!
03:46O!
03:47Ito上iling pahagdag!
03:48Tisigaw ka rin pala eh!
03:49Di ako na lang sana!
03:50381-
03:50Baba ka!
03:51Sabihin mo sa kanila sa baba!
03:53Ah!
03:56Kuya...
03:57Eh...
03:58Saan ba lakad niyo?
03:59Eh manonood gana ng cine!
04:02Live show...
04:03Live show?!
04:04Hindi mo naman sinabi kuya...
04:05Sama ako!
04:06Atas umakita si religin ang kampre!
04:09Eert oo gano dun kung pa malunood ka!
04:12Kuya sa abra?
04:13Eh!
04:14Hindi na pwede eh!
04:16Eh...
04:17Do you know what to do?
04:19I just need to shower.
04:20I just need to shower.
04:23I'm not going to shower.
04:24We're not going to shower.
04:26There.
04:30It's just about 5 seconds.
04:35I'm going to shower.
04:40I'm going to shower.
04:42You're going to shower.
04:42You're going to shower and you're going to shower.
04:46You're going to shower?
04:47I'm not going to shower.
04:54Where is Thot's going?
04:57I'm going to shower right now.
04:59I'm going to shower.
05:01Thot!
05:02Thot!
05:03Thot!
05:04Thot!
05:05Thot!
05:05Thot!
05:05Thot!
05:05Thot!
05:07Thot!
05:15Thot!
05:15No, we're leaving.
05:20We're going to get a seat.
05:20We're not going to get a seat.
05:24Hey, you're going to be able to get a seat right now.
05:27I'm going to be a girl.
05:30I'm going to get a seat.
05:32Hey!
05:37Okay!
05:38Okay!
05:39Okay!
05:39It's too late!
05:40It's too late to catch you.
05:44Okay.
05:45Eh, we are going to get up all the hands of the people.
05:48Are we ready?
05:50They are ready for the dinner?
05:51Oh, people are ready.
05:54I'm not ready to go.
05:55It's ready.
05:56Let's go.
05:59I'm going to get married.
06:00Hi!
06:01I'm a little girl.
06:02Hello.
06:03Hey, I'm a little girl.
06:05You're so nervous.
06:05Are you ready?
06:06It's enough.
06:07This is the feeling.
06:08Oh, sorry.
06:09You're anxious.
06:09Oh.
06:09What's going on?
06:10You're a pill?
06:11Yes!
06:12Pills?
06:13That's what I'd say.
06:14It's like a lot of money.
06:16I'm a pill.
06:17You're a pill, cynical, and a lot of people.
06:21Pills?
06:21Yes, I'm a pill.
06:22What's your problem?
06:25Hi, I'm Kurt.
06:26Hi, I'm Gracia.
06:28Hello.
06:29Kurt?
06:30I'm Gracia.
06:32I was already a bad person.
06:34Now, she's a business.
06:36You're a business.
06:39Why didn't you catch up with me?
06:40Right.
06:41Galing.
06:41Where did I hit?
06:44I'm kidding.
06:46I was trying to keep my mind.
06:50Ah, okay.
06:53Okay, okay.
06:54Okay.
06:54Bukas, hit me.
06:55Let's get a date.
06:56Go, go.
06:57How are you?
06:57I don't know why we listen to the scene.
07:02Huh?
07:03Tayo?
07:04Oh, what's that?
07:06We're going to look atat-natat earlier and we're going to look at bone.
07:10Bone! We're going to look at it.
07:12What's that?
07:13I'm going to look at cartoons.
07:15I'm going to look at it.
07:16What's happening to you?
07:17What's happening to you?
07:20What's happening to you?
07:21What's happening to you?
07:21I don't know.
07:23It's my brother.
07:25It's your brother?
07:26Yeah.
07:28Can you tell me to your brother
07:30that you don't want to talk to me?
07:34What's happening?
07:35You're an antipathy.
07:37But, brother,
07:40he's pretty and sexy.
07:41Wow.
07:42He's my crush on the 8 Bull.
07:44Who?
07:45Ruby Rodriguez.
07:46What's happening?
07:48No, Ruby Rodriguez.
07:50I'm going to know my friends
07:53from my place.
07:54Then,
07:55I'm going to sell it
07:57so that I can do it.
07:58I'm going to sell it.
08:01I'm not a friend.
08:04Hey, hey, hey, hey.
08:06Hey, hey.
08:06What's happening?
08:07What's happening?
08:08Yes, it's a live show.
08:09It's a live show.
08:12I'm going to get to see hi.
08:13All right.
08:14We'll meet you guys.
08:16No, Pap,
08:16you're with us.
08:18Okay, bye.
08:19What?
08:20I don't care.
08:21Oh
08:27Gratia ang sabi mo baka this grass
08:40I'm not
08:51I can't see it, but I think I'll get to it.
08:55Ake?
08:56Halo?
08:58You're so angry, Maky?
08:59Ake?
09:00You're a romantic, you're a lot of hurt.
09:01Right?
09:02You're a big boy.
09:05You're a big boy.
09:06I'm so big boy.
09:08You're a big boy.
09:10Maky, Maky.
09:14What's your name?
09:15Why not, ma'am?
09:16You're right.
09:17This thing is a story of Aling Bely,
09:19They had a tweet.
09:21It was a pretty surprising.
09:22On the tweet.
09:23Ataba taba niya.
09:25Ataba taba.
09:27Ganoon!
09:28Paano?
09:29Paano sinabi?
09:30Sabi niya, ataba taba niya.
09:31Tweeti na yan.
09:32Sinabi niya yan!
09:34Walang niya babaeng baklang niyan.
09:40Anong gagawin ko eh?
09:41Masa talaga ko makin?
09:43Alam niyo, dapat magpapayat na kayo eh,
09:45para hindi niyo natutokso nung si alim bella.
09:49What?
09:50I don't know.
09:52But how?
09:54I'm going to go.
09:55Why didn't you buy this one?
10:00I'm going to buy this one.
10:00I'm going to buy this one.
10:01You know, it's like a screwdriver
10:03that I'm going to buy this one.
10:05Why are you buying this one?
10:09I'm buying this one.
10:11I'm buying this one.
10:12I'm buying this one.
10:13I'm buying this one.
10:16Can I buy this one?
10:19If you're trying to blow my boobs
10:19because I'm a person crying.
10:22I'm going to get out my ankle.
10:24Ayan, Diego.
10:26That's a big answer for the reason
10:29to say you're crying out
10:31of the other people.
10:32That's right.
10:38From here,
10:40we're doing something to do.
10:41Ayan, ayan, yung mataa mo, peta ka na ang mataa mo.
10:47Nandito lang pa kayo, mga ibupo kayo.
10:51Sino ba mali? Pampalaki?
10:57Pampalaki!
10:59Malaki na kami, lahi kami ng mga lalaki.
11:04Malaking tao, hindi gagahin ang mga to.
11:09Bukod sa maliit na eh, juts ba?
11:11Bukod sa maliit na ba?
11:19Di ba, ibang business na lang pag-usapan natin?
11:22Nung pala, parang mag-i-enjoy tayo?
11:23Enjoy tayo ito lang?
11:25Gratia, ayan mo na yung mga yan.
11:27Hindi lang height ang malalaki dyan.
11:29Pati mga ulo nyan, malalaki.
11:32Oo, ayayayabang ito eh.
11:33Dito ka na lang kaya yung mga Max magbenta ng dito.
11:35Oo, ikaw ba meron bang para sa akin?
11:38Ako?
11:40Opo, para sa inyo.
11:41Tamang tama po ito.
11:43Ano ito? Ano ito?
11:44Bayagra!
11:47Papaya pills, wala ba?
11:49Sobra nga.
11:50Hindi ho, yan hulag talaga para sa inyo.
11:59Hi!
12:01May nag-hi.
12:02May nag-hi.
12:02Wala naman tao ah.
12:04Uy, hindihan ka pala.
12:06Uy, hindihan ka pala.
12:06O, ayaw.
12:07Sige mo na.
12:08Ba't nandito ka pa?
12:09Di ba kayo natuloy?
12:13Ano kami matutuloy?
12:14Iliwan mo kami sa ere.
12:17Eto pa naman.
12:18Di sana kayo na lang ang lumakas.
12:20May nalang nanood ng live show.
12:22Ano pag-isipan nga namin yun na maglalakad na lang kami papunta sa Sinihan.
12:28Kaya lang, napakalayo eh.
12:31Hindi, hindi ko naman ibig sabihin.
12:33Bakit kayo maklalakad?
12:35Bakit?
12:37Kasi nasa iyo yung pera namin.
12:40Holy.
12:42Nakalimutan ko yun ah.
12:44Nakakala.
12:45Irat ka eh.
12:46Nakakita ka lang ng kalapating mababay.
12:49Hindi pa eh.
12:51Kinalimutan mo na kami.
12:52Hindi naman ganun yun.
12:53Ikaw naman.
12:56Wala.
12:56Egrasya na lumalapit eh.
12:58Paano?
12:59Kanyang kanunang talaga eh.
13:01If I know,
13:02baka yung pera na bibigay mo sana sa amin,
13:04e binili mo na ng mga gamot na yung mga tinitinda nun.
13:08Mga produkto nun.
13:14Tignan mo?
13:15Tignan mo?
13:16Ano to?
13:18Eh, growth pills eh.
13:19Gusto kong subukan.
13:20Baka sakaling ilumakito eh.
13:24Eh, bakit hindi ka bumili nung ano?
13:27Yung gamot na pampatangos ng ilong.
13:36Ano to?
13:39Pampatangos ng ilong.
13:41Meron natin na.
13:44Aba.
13:46Tignan, tumagos na ang ilong mo eh.
13:48Tama na.
13:49Ang galing ito ah.
13:51Pampatangos ito ng ilong.
13:54Ngunit meron itong side effects.
13:58Lalong lalaki ang butas ng ilong.
14:06Natakata ka.
14:07Anong anong nilalaklak mo?
14:09Kung ano nang binibili mo.
14:13Pampatangkoy.
14:14Ano naman oh.
14:16Ano to?
14:17Kaya mo.
14:18Babawi ako sa'yo.
14:19Babawi ako.
14:20Halika kumain tayo ng Chinese food.
14:24Chinese food ko yun.
14:26Itakain tayo ng peking duck.
14:29Ng barbecues hair ribs.
14:34At ng yang chow fried rice.
14:36uiten na.
14:39Medyo.
14:40Kakain tayo ng yang chow.
14:42Tiba?
14:44Dito.
14:44At nipatan ima.anong
14:46paat ni siin. Ang tanongan
14:51pangan panahon. Tunding kaya
15:03sila?
15:04I just heard that the boss said that he was the master coach and the kid.
15:10Hey! Candy!
15:20Yeah!
15:21It's so cute!
15:28Yeah! It's so cute!
15:43You're getting ordered.
15:45You're getting ordered.
15:45It's not there.
15:48Let's do that.
15:51You're getting ordered.
15:51I have ordered food!
15:51Oh, oh.
15:54Okay.
15:54Not done.
15:57It's a last.
15:59Hey, mom.
16:00Hey.
16:01Hey!
16:02Hey!
16:03Hey!
16:03Listen.. come, come come!
16:05Come, you are my groaning!
16:08You're my groaning!
16:10Alec, alec!
16:11You're a groaning!
16:13You're a groaning!
16:16What do you think?
16:17What's the word?
16:19Come, come on, come on!
16:23Come on, come on!
16:25Come on!
16:27Come on!
16:28Come on!
16:29Come on!
16:29Come on!
16:30It's not bad for us.
16:31You got to go?
16:32It's okay.
16:34I'm going to go.
16:36I'm going to stop you.
16:38I'm going to go.
16:45What do you want?
16:46Hey, Bugs, two thumbs, what?
16:49My face.
16:50What?
16:51What?
16:51They're dead.
16:53They're dead.
16:53They're dead.
16:54They're dead.
16:55They're gone.
16:56What happened?
16:57Si Ron?
16:58Ron?
16:59Ito!
17:01What's up, Max?
17:02Hey, boy!
17:05Hey, Max!
17:08What?
17:09What's up?
17:09What's up, my brother?
17:12What's up, Max?
17:14What's up?
17:14Max, what's up?
17:16Digo, Max, how long is this?
17:18Hey, hey, hey, hey!
17:21Kuminam ako nung titinta ni Gracia,
17:23kumuha ko at papalitan siya!
17:25.
17:25.
17:26.
17:26.
17:26.
17:27.
17:28That is it!
17:29Rock, take a look at the other thing!
17:31You can't drink it.
17:32They drink the milk, your drink, and you drink the milk.
17:35You want to?
17:37Would you pick your drink!
17:39You haven't asked me to say anything!
17:41I'm going to see you!
17:42I'm holding you up.
17:43Get down, why?
17:46You?
17:47Ah, that's it!
17:49Okay, Dailan.
17:50What?
17:51Let's see what's happening with your Diero.
17:52You have to drink it.
17:53I don't care.
17:54I don't care.
17:56Oh, hey?
17:57It's a fun, Alipita.
17:59It's a fun, Alipita.
18:00It's a fun, Alipita,
18:01at the evening's dinner.
18:04He's like,
18:06he drank some salt.
18:08That's what he was doing.
18:10He's like,
18:12you know what's wrong?
18:13You know what's wrong?
18:14You know what's wrong?
18:15You're wrong.
18:17You're wrong.
18:18You're wrong.
18:19You're wrong.
18:20You're wrong.
18:20You don't have to eat it.
18:26You're wrong.
18:31You're wrong.
18:36We're all wrong.
18:38Like the difference?
18:39man?
18:39you may revolve on that,
18:41you're not right
18:42One Humana,
18:44sir.
18:46What's this happen?
18:49...
18:49Almost, almost no wala, lumit eh.
18:51Diba?
18:54Sinisiisi dun sa gamot.
18:55Eh, kung ako naman, ganyan din ang katabi ko.
18:58Palagi ako, ganyan din ang aksyon ko eh.
19:01Pasalamat ako.
19:02Alam mo kung bakit?
19:03Buti na lang, hindi ko nainom
19:05yung inuha ko kay Gracia.
19:07Ano ba, binili nyo sa kanya?
19:09Pampaliit.
19:10Oh, lumit naman ah.
19:11Hindi yan.
19:14Hindi eh.
19:15Ito oo oo oo.
19:16Lumit yung pinti ko.
19:18Oo nga.
19:18Eh, di bale, babawi na lang ako sa inyo, Diego.
19:21Ano ba ba ba ba?
19:23Bibili ako ng maraming maraming lipstick
19:25para magkasa sa labi mo.
19:28Ahhhh.
19:28Ay.
19:29Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay.
19:32Uwa na, ano? Paano ito?
19:33Paano?
19:34Bibili ako ng magnifying lens.
19:36Ay, kung kayo nga, nakaalas ka pa talaga.
19:42Hayop pala yung kwento mong yan.
19:45Hayop talaga.
19:45Ganun pala yun?
19:46Grabe, hayop.
19:47Mukhang hayop talaga si Diego ngayon.
19:49Hindi, hindi.
19:50Yung kwento mo, yung kagrasya.
19:52Oo oo.
19:53Matindi.
19:54Grabe.
19:54Eh, biruin mo yung binibenta pala niyang mga produkto niya.
19:57Mali-mali pala yun.
19:58Ganun na nga.
19:59Eh, iba pala ang dating noon yung mga binibenta niya.
20:03Grabe.
20:05Buti na lang kung kamo.
20:06Hindi ko na-inom to.
20:09Eh, ano po ba yan?
20:11Eh, yan na yung binibenta ng growth balls.
20:14Kaya lang nga eh, may factory defect yun.
20:17Oo.
20:17May masamang epekto pala yan.
20:19Bakit?
20:20Anong ginawa mo dyan?
20:21Akala ko kasi candy.
20:23Ha?
20:24Kinain mo?
20:24Sa mga...
20:26Sa mga nga po ng lasa eh.
20:30Bakit mo naman pinakialaman niyan?
20:33Eh, kuya eh.
20:34Mukhang wala naman nangyari sa kanya eh.
20:37Bagay.
20:38Pero...
20:39Hindi mo.
20:40Jeannie to eh.
20:41Baka nakakalimutan mo.
20:43Iba ang epekto ng gamot natin sa kanya.
20:46Patay tayo niyan.
20:50O kayo?
20:52Ito niyo, bakit?
20:53Ito niyo, bakit?
20:54Are you ready?
20:55Ito niyo...
20:55Do you want me to go?
20:56Ah?
20:57Okay.
20:58Okay, tanul.
21:00Palo.
21:06Mate.
21:07Mate, mate.
21:10I Catholics!
21:12Chol!
21:13Chol!
21:13Chol!
21:13Can't you?
21:15Aay?
21:15Pipito.
21:17Bombay.
21:20Oh
21:21Oh
21:22Bebote nga
21:23Bebote nga
21:24Bebote nga
21:28Ayon nang tumigil sa paglaki
21:30Sao lang
21:33Ah, hindi si Colin yan
21:35Ah, hindi si Colin yan
21:36Si ah, si Bill of Meal
21:38Ah, hindi si Bill of Meal
21:40Ayon talonin si Binge Carter
21:42sa basketball niyan ah
21:43Ah, okay, kasi ah, bubain kasi siya ng
21:46Grove balls eh, nabigay ni Gracia
21:52Pwede ka ng basketball player ah
21:57Puntakos, palitang di ba yung nangyari
21:58kinambakas sa akin, Diego
22:01Sobra
22:02Grabe yung nangyari sa kanila
22:04Nakuha yung babae niyan ah
22:05Mabuti na lang, hindi ba ako nakakabili ah
22:09Lumiig yung kanya
22:10Ah, nandiyan mo nandugta ni Gracia
22:13At si Alinduige, di na mong nangyari
22:15Ano nangyari?
22:16Ano nangyari?
22:22Ano nangyari?
22:24Ano nangyari?
22:26Ano nangyari?
22:26Ah, ah!
22:27Uminom ka rin eh no?
22:29Ano nangyari?
22:31Ang lahat na yung binibenta mo eh
22:33Ano nangyari?
22:35Ma, yung muso ni Diego
22:37Nang ilom yung gamit ko lumaki eh
22:40Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay
22:43Ay, saka tignan mo nangyari
22:45kay Goyong
22:47Lumaki na siya ng gusto
22:49Papano pa namin ah, papalikulin?
22:53Niloko mo kami eh!
22:55Hing ko naman alam na fake yun eh
22:57Ay, kinukuha mo lang din yun dito eh
23:00Ay hindi, taong bayan
23:02Kailangan isuplong natin ito
23:04Sa alagat ng tapas
23:06Hindi ka ngayon
23:08Ay, kung matapayad ka ba yung naklaman nila ako
23:10Di ba hindi mo akong mapagayaan?
23:13Alam mo ko, tingin pitahin pa naman
23:15Sana kita sa bahay ko
23:16Langgut ng kama ko
23:18Tapos lupot pa kasi nag-iisa
23:20Ano?
23:22Ano?
23:22Ano?
23:24Ano?
23:24Ano?
23:24Ano?
23:25Ano?
23:28Ipakukulong nila ako
23:30Bakit?
23:30Nakukulong ka ba?
23:31Hindi, walang magre-reklamo sa'yo
23:32Di ba?
23:33Wala!
23:34Wala ga?
23:35Wala magre-reklamo?
23:35Kuya, ano ka ba?
23:37Kailangan natin isumbungyan sa DOH
23:40Dahil ah, yung mga benibeta niyang lupot
23:43Hazardous
23:44Tutalesa na lang
23:45Ikaw, ikaw, ano ka ba?
23:46Bakit ka palagi nakikailangan?
23:47Ha?
23:48Ikot naman ikaw yung kuya
23:49Dapat ikaw ba't yung ginag-dabar?
23:51Oo nga, tama
23:52Diba?
23:52Hindi ka doon tayo, doon tayo po
23:54Kuya, sandali
23:56Ano ka ba?
23:57Pasama itong babae
23:58Alam ba kung magkano'ng gagahusin natin sa sabon?
24:00Sa magpaligo lang yan?
24:02Mahal!
24:03Kailangan at
24:04Kuya, kung babae lang hinahanap mo, hahanap kita mas maganda
24:07Mas sexy
24:08Hindi ka tuloy yan, wala nang wetpack
24:09Oo oo oo
24:13Siyo
24:13Na
24:13Kulatan nito na
24:15Kulatan nito na
24:17Ay!
24:17Ay!
24:17Huwag ka!
24:18Kulatan nito na
24:22Huwag ka!
24:23Aray,
24:24ngutom na, ngutom na ako
24:26Oh, what's up?
24:29I'm not going to go.
24:30I'm going to go.
24:31I'm going to eat food.
24:35You're going to go,
24:36brother.
24:37I'm going to go.
24:39I'm going to go.
24:42I'm going to go.
24:45I'm going to go.
24:51Oh, Tol!
24:53Is it going to come?
24:54Ah, eh.
24:56Lumabas kami.
24:58Nakailan ba tayo?
25:01Nakatatlo.
25:02Oo, mga tatlong scene rin yung napanood namin.
25:04Talaga. Enjoy kayo. Enjoy.
25:07Sobra.
25:08Eh di, pwede na tayo kumain.
25:10Gutom na ako.
25:12Hindi ka ba kumakain?
25:14Siya, hindi ka na nagintay dahil kumain na kami.
25:17Di ba?
25:18Hindi na tayo.
25:21Okay ba?
25:21Hindi ka ba nabilawukan?
25:23Hindi no.
25:25Dami namin kinain.
25:28Enjoy ako sobra.
25:30Eh, tako eh.
25:31Eh, alam mo eh.
25:32Hindi talaga ako makakain eh.
25:35Kasi wala namang pagkain ditong ikaw iniwan.
25:39Tensya ka na. Sana pala eh.
25:41Dinalan man lang kita ng pasalubong. Sorry, Tol, ah.
25:45Sasyado mo naman yata.
25:46Hindi nags-spoil yung kapatid mo ako.
25:48Ayaw mo na siya nung, ano?
25:50Umarap lang pagkain niya nung laka-laka na niya, no?
25:52Kaya tamo, ah, mas malaki pa yan sa'yo.
25:54Hoy, kalapate.
25:56Ito mo nang gagawin yan eh.
25:57Hoy!
25:58Kalapating to.
25:59Eh, sa mahala ko ng kuya ko, bakit ba?
26:01Hindi ka man nga naisantayan na makaalas na.
26:04Hindi, ano?
26:05Halika nga dito po.
26:07Alam mo ko eh.
26:09Ang gusto ko sa isang relasyon niya.
26:13Walang nakikialam.
26:15Gusto ko parang tayong dalawa lang.
26:18Kahit ano, pwede natin gawin.
26:20Kahit ano?
26:21Hmm, kahit ano?
26:23Kahit...
26:24Hihihi!
26:25Hindi lang yan itong pa!
26:28Huw, hindi na maganda yan.
26:30Uy, maganda yun.
26:32Nakay ko na yun eh.
26:33Parang masakit na yun.
26:34Hindi, masarap yun.
26:37Diba?
26:37Wala kang itindihin ko nga.
26:39Hindi ako.
26:40Dito pa yun nang itindihin ko.
26:41Diba?
26:42Bagay.
26:42Parang okay yun ah.
26:44Kuya!
26:44Gutom na ako!
26:46Oo nga eh.
26:47Sige itin.
26:49Hihihi!
26:51Kuya!
26:52Uy!
26:52Tol eh!
26:53Hihihi!
26:56Kuya!
26:57Tol!
26:57Kuya!
26:58Ay!
26:58Magutong ka!
27:00Kahit yung mga isa mo!
27:04Bebote nga!
27:05Bebote nga!
27:06Kahit trabaho namin ganito!
27:09Malinis marangal na...
27:12Ayun!
27:14Ayun!
27:15Ayun!
27:16Ayun!
27:16Ayun!
27:17Oo nga pa lang!
27:18Sa pananggalin yung halimbaw na yan!
27:20Hindi halimbaw yan!
27:22Baka yan sa tiga dyan, no!
27:23Oo!
27:24Ano mo yan?
27:25Ayun ang mga amo niyan, no!
27:27Ayun ang amo, yung dalawang yan!
27:29Halaga mo nilin!
27:30Malaking batang yan!
27:31Tama!
27:32O paano ba lumaki ng ganyan?
27:34Eh...
27:35Mga police!
27:35Nakaino mo ng growth pills!
27:38Nulokong ba ako?
27:39Ha?
27:40Eh...
27:40Dito!
27:41Uwin lang siya ng growth pills!
27:43Eh...
27:43Kasi yung efektong sa kanya bali!
27:45Kasi naiso siya yung gene!
27:47Gene!
27:48Gene!
27:48Kasi yung mga ipaliwanag eh!
27:51Basta nalang lumaki ng ganyan!
27:53Ha?
27:54Hindi ba?
27:55Nagkukawala yan?
27:55Nung unang bubulo?
27:56Ha?
27:57Ah...
27:57General!
28:00Ah...
28:00Chief!
28:01Chief!
28:01Sa ngayon?
28:02Hindi pa eh!
28:03Baka mamaya eh!
28:04Napakad itong mga pindahan namin!
28:07Pusisya!
28:08Pusisya!
28:08Pusisya!
28:09Pusisya!
28:10Don't hesitate to shoot!
28:11Eh!
28:14Bata lang ho yan!
28:16Hindi gagawa ng masama yan!
28:17Banda lang babamalan mo!
28:19Kayo babuti yung handa!
28:21Pusisya!
28:22Paano ba...
28:24Babalik sa ng normal yan?
28:25At kailan?
28:26Ah!
28:26Good question!
28:27Ano nito ho yan?
28:28Baka naman yung ininom niyang gamot,
28:30eh mamaya maya rin, eh mawala na yung pizza nito
28:33at bumiit din siya bumalik sa dati
28:35Kaya antayin na lang natin!
28:38Hindi!
28:39Eh di, magantay pa rin natin!
28:41Kung hindi,
28:42mapipilitang kaming gumawa ng maras nakbang
28:45at masasak ka dyan!
28:46Ah!
28:48Ah!
28:48Ah!
28:49Tulika!
28:50No!
28:52Hindi, Chief.
28:53Hindi lang may kasanaan
28:54dahil kung hindi ang pumorma dun sa
28:55babae nagtitinda ng gamot na sexy
28:58Hindi magiging ganyan yung baka niya
29:00Basta ka sexy ka dito!
29:01Kanya kanya kanya kanya!
29:02Sino bang drag pusher dito?
29:04Ah!
29:07Hindi namin alam!
29:08Mamagrotos?
29:09Hindi po!
29:12Ilegal yun eh!
29:13Ito nga mga pampapayat, pampalaki, ganun po!
29:15Sigurado ka ba?
29:16Oo!
29:18Hindi nga!
29:19Tama!
29:19Hindi nga!
29:21Ilegal!
29:22Fake naman yung binibente nun!
29:24Ito ba sinasabi ko?
29:25Totoo!
29:25Mukha ba akong sinungani itong guwapo ito?
29:29Hindi po!
29:30Hindi po totoo yung sinasabi niya!
29:32Patunayin,
29:32ang sexy-sexy nun ang bibente!
29:34Oo?
29:35Anong koneksyon nun?
29:38Eh, sexy siya!
29:39Kaya,
29:39sigurado akong hindi fake yung mga tinda niya!
29:42At magugustuhan niya!
29:43Sige, sige!
29:44Iharap niyo sa akin yung babae niya!
29:46O!
29:47Iimbestigahan niyo pa o liligawan niyo?
29:50Ano ka ba?
29:51Ha?
29:51Pulis ako!
29:52Yung nga eh!
29:53Pulis!
29:54Matuhulil!
29:55Matuhulil!
29:56Ay!
29:57May loko ba sargento?
29:58May loko lang po eh!
30:00Hoy!
30:00Ay!
30:01Ay!
30:02Ay!
30:02Wait!
30:04Make your position!
30:05Ha?
30:06Ayun!
30:06Ayun!
30:07Ayun!
30:07Ayun!
30:09Taka mo na!
30:10Wala namang ginagawa!
30:12Gubalaw lang eh!
30:13Baka gusto lang po ka siya nung bata!
30:16Wala namang ginagawa eh!
30:21Ayun!
30:21Ayun!
30:23Ayun!
30:24Ayun!
30:24Ayun!
30:25Ayun!
30:31Ayun!
30:33Ayun!
30:34Ayun!
30:34Ma pamamya, may gawin niyang mga pulis dun sa mga kay Goeong ah!
30:39Oo nga!
30:40Pehamo ba?
30:41Ayun!
30:41May lakad pa kami ni Grace!
30:43Ayun!
30:44Guno ni mo ah, doin!'
30:45Hwaa!
30:46Ilam mo ang sakit ng jan-mo kaysa magsampad natin ko?
30:50Oo!
30:51Kyun!
30:52Ayun!
30:53I think that you're in a woman,
30:54I'm like a woman with my body.
30:56That's right.
30:58Huh?
31:00Buya, what's wrong?
31:01It's just a pain.
31:04You're really dead.
31:05You're a big man.
31:06You're a big brother.
31:08That's what he said.
31:11That's what he said.
31:17I'm gonna lie.
31:18Why aren't you guys?
31:31Why are you laughing at this guy?
31:33Why is Mr. Kot?
31:36He's so upset with his wife,
31:40and even with his wife.
31:41He's not in the case.
31:43What's that?
31:44That's what he's talking about.
31:44He's gone to Tina,
31:46and he's gone to his wife again.
31:48Even if Tina is here,
31:50he's gone to his wife.
31:54Yeah,
31:55baby,
31:57that's a really nice guy.
31:57He's not a woman.
32:00He's a younger.
32:01I'm a younger.
32:02I'm a younger guy.
32:03The guy is a woman.
32:06He's always a-chism.
32:08He's growing.
32:10He's always a blind person.
32:12He's a turkey.
32:14He's a wolf.
32:17He's a little wolf.
32:47She's so angry.
32:47Eh, siguro na-inlove na talaga si Cotton sa Gracia ngayon. Patay!
32:51Eh, basta ako ayoko dun sa babaan yon.
32:54Deyan kay Gracia.
32:55Alam mo kung bakit?
32:57Pinaghihiwalay kami magkapatid.
32:59Anong klaseng babae yan?
33:01Ayoko sa kanya.
33:04Oh, I thought.
33:07So, I love you.
33:08I'm okay naman.
33:09Okay lang, I love you to naman ako, diba?
33:14Oo nga, no? That is a good idea.
33:17Swerte pala natin dahil dalawa lang tayo nandito sa tatay.
33:22Oh, halika na, akit tayo.
33:25Ano ang gagawin natin sa tatay?
33:27Maglalaro.
33:29Alam mo dun.
33:31Eh di ano pa, di maglalaro tayo ng doktor-doktora.
33:35Kunyari, ako yung doktor.
33:37Tapos ikaw yung aking pasyente.
33:40Tapos, tukunin ko yung injection ko, ilalabas ko,
33:44tapos isasaksak ko sa'yo yung injection ko.
33:47Gano'n.
33:48Kasi nga ka pala, bastos ka!
33:51Ay!
33:55Bastos!
33:56Ano naman bastos doon?
33:58Maglalaro lang tayo ng doktor-doktora.
34:01O, ito nga ako, dala ko rin yung mga laruan ko eh.
34:04Kunyari, papakinggan ko yung heartbeat mo kung may sakit ka eh.
34:08Tapos, oh, ito, ticheck ko yung reflex mo.
34:13O, tapos, lilinisan pa kita yan, o, disinfectant.
34:17O, lilinisan kita.
34:19Tapos, oh, pag may sakit ka, bibigyan kita ng injection.
34:49Anong balita?
34:51Masama.
34:52Everything is not in control.
34:54Nagpapanik ng mga tao, kaya kailangan ma-solve na ang problema nito sa lalong madaling panahon.
35:01Eh, nung gagawin natin?
35:03Ewan ko sa inyo, basta ang gagawin namin, titirahin namin siya!
35:07Ah!
35:09Titirahin namin siya ng papatulog para makalma siya.
35:14Si Topson, tatahilihan namin, tatahilihan namin sa laboratorio para sumihan.
35:20Ah, katalila, ah, Lieutenant Ferdin.
35:22Ah, may tanong ko.
35:24Eh, kung yung mga animal eh nasasaktan pag tinitira sila ng pampatulog,
35:30yung bata pa kaya?
35:32That's a good point.
35:34Sorry.
35:35But, ah, we don't have a choice. Kailangan ma-neutralize siya.
35:38Pero okay, nalala ko, baka, yun, no, kung ma-utut yun, imagine nyo mo yung pollution na magawin.
35:44Eh, ito yung utop tayo sa mga, ah, ikaw yung bulay-utut eh.
35:47Hindi, tama na, toilet humor na.
35:48Ah, eh, baby, ututut ang back. Paano nga yun?
35:51Eh, di, tirahin nyo yung batang yun, kaya saan naman kami makililisyo dito, no?
35:55Tom!
35:56Pag may nangyari kay Goyong, ikaw ang mananagot sa akin, ha?
36:02Wala naman natin.
36:03Wala naman natin.
36:04Oh, oh!
36:05Ayun mo yan.
36:06Wala gusto nyo kayo'y banatan ko dyan.
36:08Hindi nyo na ako ginalang dito, ha?
36:09Remember!
36:10I'm the man of authority in this place!
36:12Oh, the terrorist!
36:13Oh!
36:14The police!
36:16Ah, Admiral.
36:20Captain!
36:20Captain!
36:22Eh, may tanong po.
36:24Oh?
36:24Wala na ba talagang paraan para, ibang paraan para ma-save yan si Goyong?
36:28Baka pwedeng magbago na yung isip mo.
36:30I'm sorry.
36:31You made my decision.
36:33Yeah?
36:34At kailangan man-neutralize siya.
36:36Boys!
36:36Let's go!
36:38Prepare to fire!
36:45Kuya!
36:49Anong gagawin natin?
36:51Kapapanin na si Goyong yan!
36:53Hindi ko alam!
36:56Kailangan tulungan natin si Goyong!
36:59Halika na!
37:01Halika!
37:02Halika!
37:03God!
37:04God!
37:04Ay!
37:04Ano ba'n timing ito?
37:06Sama!
37:07Pa!
37:07Pa!
37:07Pa!
37:09Pa!
37:10Ngunit,
37:10eh!
37:15Huwag!
37:17Magbago!
37:17Sumama ka sa akin ngayon!
37:18Kailangan mong samahan!
37:20Kailangan tulungan natin si Goyong!
37:22Tama, tama!
37:22Tante!
37:24Wait, why?
37:25You're going to go down here in the house?
37:29Go ahead, please.
37:30You're going to be able to get a job done.
37:33The problem is that we will be at Ego.
37:35And I'm a bit afraid.
37:36God!
37:37Did you play with me?
37:39God, please!
37:41Please, we must learn.
37:43Because we have to learn more,
37:43because we're going to be very happy.
37:48I'm going to be able to talk to you.
37:52Hey, yung panamay-biling manugang mo eh.
37:56Babaeng matiling gumalis.
37:58Walaan mo ang gagama sa bahay.
38:00Siyempre.
38:05Sige.
38:06Magpitiis na ako.
38:08Tatanggapin ko na yung babaeng niyan.
38:11Dahit siya'y nagbebento ng mga peke'y gamot.
38:14Dahit pati yung, ano niya, peke.
38:17Ano?
38:17Yung ganito niya.
38:19Ano ka?
38:22Ang kanyang damdamin para sa'yo ay peke.
38:27Ano ako sa Goyo?
38:28Ano ako sa Goyo?
38:29Ano ako sa Goyo?
38:30Ano ako sa Goyo?
38:30Ano ako sa Goyo?
38:30Para lang matulungan mo lang si Goyo.
38:32Sige, tatanggapin ko yan.
38:33Peke mo.
38:34Peke mo.
38:36Sige na ako.
38:37Sige na ako.
38:37Sir.
38:42Nagtawa-tawa niyo dyan.
38:46Lady, ha?
38:47Huw...
38:51Nang wala.
38:56Matapit nang naman.
39:00Buteya.
39:02Buteya.
39:03Uh-huh.
39:20What's that?
39:20What's that?
39:21What's that?
39:23What's that?
39:24What's that?
39:25Let's go!
39:26Position boys!
39:36Let's go!
39:381...
39:392...
39:40Awww!
39:40Gila mo na!
39:41Ok, ok.
39:42Bakit?
39:42Yan'yo lang ya.
39:44Kasi nag-ibang paraan para pampakalmang.
39:49Pampakalmang?
39:50Para kay Goyong?
39:51Hindi, para kay Sargent Budas!
39:53Ha?
39:53Eto!
39:56Masyado kasina-imit ang huli niya.
39:58Hindi kailangan gawin namin to.
39:59Aa, hindi, hindi.
40:00Kasi meron na ka lang ang ibang paraan.
40:02Ito.
40:02Ano yan?
40:03Pampakalma.
40:03Ah, hindi.
40:05Ito yung pampakalma.
40:06Ito.
40:06Inawa ko ito kay Mang Max.
40:08At ito yung ininom niya, yung pampaliit.
40:12Tama, tama.
40:13Baka pag sininom natin itong pampaliit, ilumiit si Goyo.
40:17Tama.
40:17Subukan natin muna.
40:19Sige, sige.
40:21Oh!
40:22Lumalaan!
40:23Basta natin!
40:24Lumayan natin!
40:31Lalo!
40:45Bukan mo ang bibig mo!
40:48Ay!
40:49Bad bread!
40:58Ayos!
40:59Ayos!
40:59Ayos, Koyong!
41:00Okay!
41:01Nye!
41:01Nasa Mega Mall pala tayo!
41:05Ayos ko ba, Ton?
41:06Okay lang, okay lang ako.
41:08Koyong!
41:08Ito nga ito. Daming uksyo.
41:10Ito ba?
41:11Hi!
41:14Hello!
41:15Hi!
41:20Hi!
41:21Hi!
41:22Masiraulo pala kayo eh!
41:23Paputi na lang hindi kayo inano.
41:25Hindi niyo alam that you're under my responsibility?
41:27Hoy!
41:28Pabait yan, no?
41:30Okay!
41:31Basta!
41:32Kailangan!
41:33Tirahin na yan!
41:33Wag!
41:34Huwag!
41:35Baka bumalik na yan sa dati niyang anyo.
41:40Wala na tayong oras!
41:41Kailangan matapos na itong problema na ito!
41:43Boys!
41:44Prepare to fire!
41:45Ball!
41:51Gano na!
41:52Lumiliit na!
41:52Lumiliit!
41:53Uy!
41:54Uy!
42:01Yay!
42:03Yay!
42:09Kapitan!
42:10Bumalik na siya sa dati niyang laki!
42:12Kaya huwag niyo na siyang tirahin!
42:14Hindi na!
42:20Pabaitan!
42:21Ayos ka,
42:22you are going to the cheer!
42:22Ebo genga!
42:23Ebo genga!
42:25Kahit trapan na nag Gren catengah!
42:27Be-be-be-boih 10!
42:31Oh bebo genga!
42:31Yay!
42:32Yay!!
42:34Happy birthday!
42:37Malik po sa ginobłości yu!
42:39Ang pag-a'is so...
42:41Kaya lang,
42:42bumalik nasa no-normal lang kung eti,
42:44Hey, I'm not going to do it all.
42:45Well, you're not going to be able to be here today.
42:48Hey, Sam, you're going to take care of it.
42:51If you're going to take care of it,
42:52M. Max, your mother is going to be...
42:54Hey, go back, go back.
42:55Come back, come back, come back.
42:57Oh, come back, come back.
43:02Sorry.
43:04Hey, Max, come back!
43:06Hey, Captain, Captain!
43:08She's the guy who's taken from the packing.
43:11Okay, all right.
43:12What?
43:13You know what we were talking about?
43:15We're complaining to them.
43:16Oh, you're not like that.
43:18I'm not leaving.
43:19I'm leaving.
43:20I'm leaving.
43:21I'm leaving.
43:24Please do not disturb her!
43:27No.
43:28I'm leaving.
43:30I'm leaving.
43:31I'm leaving.
43:32I'll be leaving.
43:33I'll be leaving.
43:35Why?
43:38Why?
43:39I'm sorry.
43:40But we're not going to be able to be one of us.
43:43I'm so proud of you.
43:45I'm going to tell you.
43:47Ah, General?
43:51Yes.
43:52Captain?
43:54Captain Del Vario.
43:55I'm going to go to the pulongan.
43:58Yes, I'm going to go to the president.
44:02Oh.
44:02What's the size of the pulongan?
44:09He's like a big girl.
44:11Ah.
44:12This is a big Wong and I really like the .
44:16This is an easy man.
44:20This is an easy man.
44:22Okay.
44:23You're a big man.
44:24Are you sure?
44:24Wait, I'm not a big man.
44:26Hello, sir.
44:28Wöst.
44:28It's a huge man.
44:31Can you ask me whether that's gonna be a robot?
44:34It's another tool.
44:37Can you tell me when I can't do it?
44:38to be alone.
44:39I didn't say they have to die.
44:41Hey, what's happening?
44:43I'm not even going to go on.
44:45I'm also going to be a little bit of your mind.
44:49I'm thinking,
44:50if I'm a little bit of a girl,
44:52I'm going to be a little bit of a girl.
44:54I'm a little bit of a girl.
44:56I'm a little bit of a girl.
44:58Why?
44:58You're a little girl.
45:00I'm not going to be a girl.
45:03I don't like that.
45:04I'm not going to be a sister-in-law.
45:07Do you know what we're doing?
45:10Is it right?
45:11No, it's fine.
45:14But let's not let us know,
45:16we're done.
45:18We're done.
45:18We're done.
45:19We're done.
45:20Go-yong is back to the height.
45:26I'm not going to be a little bit.
45:29I'm not going to be a little bit.
45:30You, Go-yong,
45:32you're going to be able to know what you're doing.
45:36Ha?
45:36Magtatanong ka muna.
45:38Kala ko nga po,
45:39hindi na ako babalik sa dati mong laki.
45:42Napabuti na lang,
45:43bumalik ka sa dati mong laki.
45:44Kung hindi,
45:45kanina,
45:46munti ka ng barilin ni Captain Santiago
45:48nung pampatulog.
45:50Aba,
45:51kung tinamakan ka nun,
45:52masakit yun.
45:54Aba eh,
45:55kung akong tatanungin mo,
45:56Go-yong, ha?
45:57Mas gusto ko mas siguro na
45:59kagating na lang ako ng langgap
46:02o red ant.
46:03Ha?
46:04Kasi,
46:05tamaan ako ng bala niyan.
46:07Oo naman.
46:08Talaga?
46:09Kahit ganito kalaki?
46:17Ano ko ba?
46:18Ang sabi ko,
46:18okay lang na kagating ako ng red ant,
46:21hindi ng elephant ant.
46:29Ang maliit pa lang kami,
46:31mataas na ang pangarap namin.
46:34Ang mga graduate sa LASAAL,
46:38Medicino Engineering.
46:40Ang sabi ko pa nga,
46:41How saucy naman.
46:44You're not badoy.
46:46Dahil kami mahirap lang,
46:47dahil kami mahirap lang,
46:48dahil kami mahirap lang pangarap ay natin.
46:50Malalaki na nga kami ngayon.
46:52Kuya ko lang.
46:52Nagtutulap na lang ng karito.
46:55Nagdadaan sa Ateneo.
46:58Sinisigaw ay potejaryo.
47:00Ang sabi pa nila,
47:02Kadiri to death.
47:04You're so mantot.
47:06Yah!
47:06Kahit kami ay isnaping,
47:08kahit kami ay isnaping,
47:09ay okay lang sa amin.
47:16Bebote nga!
47:18Bebote nga!
47:19Biglang may umapil na genie.
47:21At sabi tutulungan tau kami.
47:24Bebote nga!
47:26Bebote nga!
47:27Bebote nga!
47:28Bebebebebo!
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