Beyond Chelsea Season 1 Episode 1 introduces heartfelt moments as Binky hosts a special party for her mum with the help of best friend Ollie. However, unexpected emotions leave Binky questioning what the future may hold. Meanwhile, Rosie faces an awkward situation as friends attempt to play matchmaker, raising questions about whether she’ll appreciate their efforts.
Watch Beyond Chelsea S1E1 to experience the beginning of the drama, friendships, and emotional journeys that shape the series. A must-watch episode for fans of Beyond Chelsea and reality TV storytelling.
#BeyondChelsea #RealityTV #Binky #Rosie #OllieLocke
Watch Beyond Chelsea S1E1 to experience the beginning of the drama, friendships, and emotional journeys that shape the series. A must-watch episode for fans of Beyond Chelsea and reality TV storytelling.
#BeyondChelsea #RealityTV #Binky #Rosie #OllieLocke
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00:05Wow, I guess this is my seat
00:11Well, this is that this is new
00:16It's exciting I
00:21Swore I would never do reality television ever again and here I am we're back bitches
00:27Thank you God, it's wild to think of some of the things we used to get up to when made
00:31in Chelsea
00:33I've changed a lot since those days. It has been quite scary, but we have decided to let the cameras
00:39back in
00:40How times have changed
00:43This is our lives unfiltered like a silt jump on a trampoline without wind myself chaos
00:49It shouldn't be burning. We're on 1.19. It's boiling and I'm wearing cashless
00:55Love
00:57I love you
01:00Tears, she doesn't really look very happy anymore. It's like really difficult. I don't want to freak them out
01:04I'm crying three friends making it in the world every second counts
01:10I'm not comfortable getting my body out right now. That's delicious. Wow. We need to be quick
01:14We need to get seven shots in this. I now have a husband. You look beautiful
01:19Not a model. Three children. Get your yo-yo out the shed. We've basically got a lot going on. It's
01:24disgusting
01:26Unacceptable
01:27Hairless binky. It's gonna be like a seal. It's pissing it down
01:31Crazy. Oh my god. I'm nervous. I am very excited. This is us going beyond Chelsea
01:38Oh
01:38I
01:42Yeah
01:53I
01:54I
01:56Give the other one a kiss then
01:58No, he doesn't care about me
02:00I think I'm really good at being hectic. I'm always busy. I'm never not doing something but it's kind of
02:05different priorities
02:13I love getting stuck in I love my brand I'm so grateful I can get up every day and do
02:18something
02:19that I genuinely love I hate this text everything is really clean and fresh and I just feel like
02:25this isn't enough I work harder than most people I know so can I have a kiss in the cuddles
02:34oh
02:35baby I'm not shy of a project I think it's so nice but I think it's gonna increase cost isn't
02:42it I
02:43have been known to be a little bit of a control freak it looks a bit weird now here I
02:49don't know
02:49if I like it James I've got three children now it's probably the busiest time of my life I am
02:55single at
02:56the moment and I am having fun I now have a husband and a child and a little family of
03:03my own and
03:04honestly it's all I could have ever dreamt of having back in the days Lucy was definitely a
03:10bit feisty I feel like since Lucy's become her mother she's become a lot softer Rosie and I
03:15we definitely clashed but I think what I've learned is that we are similar in a lot of ways she
03:21is a
03:21badass businesswoman so we've got the video campaign shoot next week and then we're launching end of
03:27November beginning of December you know Rosie's a hustler and I really respect her for that I love
03:33Binky so much she makes me howl laughing she's kind of chaotic to sit on my back and pretend to
03:39be a
03:39weight I really can't put into words how much these girls mean to me this is the only threesome I've
03:45ever
03:45been a part of but I am in the center of it yes
03:51there she is
03:54look at you hi how are you doing all the better we see you as well
04:00you look gorgeous
04:02is it nice to be getting out of the house without a baby attached to you
04:04it's weird but um no don't feel the mama needs to get out every now and then
04:08mama needs to get out cheers this is so guys so nice how times have changed since we were all
04:13on camera together
04:16please let me hear the famous line please I have to hear it one more time you have the pace
04:21so
04:21much okay I'll pretend to be mini Lucy or just like a little no I think it was you it
04:26was it
04:28I just saw red I was like I just was like why is everyone getting all up in my grill
04:36oh my god I actually don't remember that I thought it was me please everyone remembers that
04:42I cringe so much looking back at stuff would you ever show your kids the show
04:47for Willoughby it's like when mummy and daddy met
04:50like on tv although we both looked way less hot than we look today
04:54like James has had new teeth since then I've had a whole new face
05:01yeah a lot has changed I feel like we have changed haven't we for sure I mean I am not
05:05the
05:05same person I was I feel like 30s are so good for that because you know exactly what you want
05:10you know the kind of people you want to be around I 100% agree I don't think I've ever
05:13been happier
05:14than I am now me neither so how's your week been sorry this is really boring chat for you but
05:18weaning oh you're there it's a lot of fun
05:32what's this baby let me take a picture of this
05:36first
05:39we've moved back to our apartment because we're in the process of building our dream home so there's
05:46James and I our two dogs our cat and now our young son that's a lot of bodies in a
05:56relatively
05:57small compact space do you try feeding myself we're not going to use that himself yeah he is
06:02like you got this I think he learned to use a spoon over the night here you go oh straight
06:08in the eye oh
06:11oh no oh nice he's not sure about that
06:15baby
06:17little side he literally just fed himself straight away with the spoon
06:20little side serving a finger it's gagging himself probably don't do that
06:26James and I have decided to wean Willoughby on a plant-based diet I've been plant-based for
06:32nearly eight years and I'm healthy for it I know that children can be raised healthily on a plant-based
06:38diet but I understand that people have their opinions and that's just the same with everything
06:43okay he's actually got a bit in there James he's about to swallow
06:46or choke you can swallow or choke your choice I do believe we had a swallow
06:54here you go sweetie do we think that's an over he's over it
06:58I think it's over
07:09how have you been yeah good it's just busy yeah you're manic good I like being busy
07:14you're gonna have another 12 months of being manic great yes this is what I like to hear
07:20how does M&S children's range sound is it confirmed yeah yes I never thought in a million years
07:29little old me would be doing my own children's wear with Mark Suspenser I mean that's mental
07:35this is what I love about this weird and wonderful world I'm in you know I'm a fashion ambassador
07:40a food investor and an investor so I invest in companies I love and believe in they're
07:46really committed to make this a success so your face is going to be in over a thousand M&S
07:50stores
07:51it's ridiculous that's probably like one of the biggest highlights of my career I've always wanted
07:57to do something with kids fashion I think I dress my kids pretty well I think they're pretty cool so
08:02I'm really excited to get my teeth stuck into actually designing the clothes with the team I
08:07also have you a vogue fashion campaign amazing they've just created a clothing range and they
08:15want you to model for it so just arranging logistics for that which is very cool that's very cool yeah
08:21I've just made you fucking high-end overnight but get some Botox
08:33shall I actually help you because I feel like we have so many orders to get through yeah it's a
08:39bit crazy yeah it is
08:43that's transglobal they're picking up clothes hello hi top floor setting up rosy fortescue jewelry
08:51was tough but I'm a hustler and I've always wanted my own business and I knew I had the dedication
09:00and the hard work behind me and I learned a lot along the way which I also love you learn
09:06from mistakes
09:06and then you move forward so how many you've got 39 39 yeah thank you I'm so happy with the
09:16samples
09:17and with the necklaces and I think they're gonna be so perfect for Christmas yeah they came back
09:22amazing and I think it's nice to launch just the silver and the gold first and then the gold sample
09:27with green stones was good too but we can keep that for next year I think and just start now
09:33when have
09:34we scheduled in the launch the launch is beginning of October that is really soon I know it's so soon
09:42you know what when we're at the bagged shoot let's take them with us and we can get some pictures
09:46there
09:46in the location my twin sister and I since the beginning of this year have been discussing this
09:52new business bagged bagged is sustainable inserts for luxury handbags so that you can prevent spillages
10:01and damage to the inside of your handbags we got the idea because we were sick of using plastic food
10:07bags in our Hermes handbags let's be honest cheap plastic food bags are not suitable inside of these
10:16luxury handbags especially when they triple in value when you buy them I feel like I'm semi-drowning
10:22but yeah we're gonna get through this and make sure we're super organized which is how we both love
10:28working so that's perfect hello oh my baby girl ready and forward action oh she does you haven't changed
10:50because you're still awful at driving how's that yeah you're on I think I just met Max when mommy was
10:57diagnosed with MS for years they thought it was fibromyalgia but it turns out she's actually had MS
11:04since she was 30. It doesn't look like your birthday is on Saturday at all in fact it looks like
11:09you've gone
11:09back in age looking wonderful I can't believe you've mentioned my birthday I forgot all that yeah right
11:14so believe it or not we have organized you a little something for your birthday on Saturday thank you
11:20darling you just need to be at Rick Stein for 12 15 oh my god that is insanely amazing hello
11:28say hi Gaga hello gorgeous boy I haven't got to grips with the new relationship yet the dynamics change so
11:40much so now where when she comes over she's like another child again she she needs help with cutting
11:47her food she can't go to the loo on her own she can't do anything on her own anymore yeah
11:52it's a huge
11:52amount of change I miss you too much factor 50 I'm trying to work out whole how old you are
12:08are
12:08you gonna be 74 73 73 darling I know you're gonna say my god you don't look it you don't
12:14look it at
12:14all why are you being all sucky what do you need she hasn't bought me a very good present
12:20this is fear I know my anxiety started last night I woke up at 3 a.m I was like
12:25fuck mummy's not got
12:27a birthday present you only ever get one mother in life and that's me and you have to show how
12:32much
12:33you love me you're the only person I've ever met that wants their children to spend a ton of money
12:38I didn't say that I want to spend a ton of money I don't really remember that Christmas I ruined
12:42what were the sketches with the trainers oh my god can't believe you wear them now you wear
12:48sketches now darling I do when I'm going to the loo you want mine and mummy's relationship now is I'm
12:55the fun one for her I'll joke with her I'll take the mick out of her so I can't really
13:00get too deep and
13:01emotional with her because I think sometimes when I do do that it's kind of it throws us all a
13:05bit
13:05off kilter and it's just it doesn't really work I'd like to go to Europe somewhere hey do you know
13:10what
13:10we found a villa in France we're gonna go to next year potentially it's got a lift in it
13:14marvelous darling that'd be wonderful then I'll get my passport renewed I was too scared to do
13:19that in case you took me to Dignitas but that's still on the cards but I googled it I googled
13:26it
13:26and it's not very nice why have you been googling it you horrible cow have you seen the last
13:32she has she's been checking it out she's wondering if she could get me a five star one if that
13:38would
13:38if that would possibly sway me that's what you're thinking it's a lot to kind of witness watching
13:47someone you obviously love so much like deteriorate so quickly Janie is so full of life and I think
13:55dealing with her MS it's devastating for her because her body's failing her but her mind is still there
14:00I'm missing a mother my mother yeah I don't like she's the mummy I used to have she's my mother
14:05but it
14:06doesn't feel the same anymore I find it really weird even seeing her in a chair and giving a hug
14:10and kiss it doesn't feel like it's the same person this disease is just stripping her from anything
14:19she's ever been or wants to be she's stuck in a body that she doesn't feel as hers and mentally
14:24she
14:24wants to do the same things that she's always done but she just can't so yeah it's pretty shit
14:54we've got snackaroonies spend big boy pants right rain coats out for the
15:00first time in the last few weeks auntie Rosie's coming with us today in the car so try not
15:06putting her off having children okay right let's get your yo-yo out the shed right where's auntie
15:13ro-ro she doesn't understand the timings of these things 11 o'clock tractor ride 10 45 petting zoo
15:20water wipes wrong fit darling
15:33look the door just went oh there she is oh my lovely day to go and get wet and muddy
15:43are you sure this is going to be okay
15:45babe i've got an umbrella yeah this is cashmere of course it's cashmere right who's got my car keys
15:50they're in his mouth here oh here we go here they are i actually love spending time with binky and
15:59her
15:59kids we always have a laugh and her boys are just so adorable i've obviously known them since they were
16:05born and they're just growing into the cutest little blondies ever let's beat the horn
16:15right i'm coming
16:25right let's get you strapped in
16:27i might have to nail another coffee when i get there yeah you might need one that's okay
16:32i'm a bit hung i might oh you hung over a little bit oh my god i can't wait to
16:36hear all i hope there's a man involved
16:40is there uh not last night no oh not last night but there wasn't there is a man involved
16:48it's gonna really mess up my plans for saturday right okay oh what are you doing on saturday
16:54nothing babes mommy's worth babe rosie and i are really close so i'll take any opportunity
16:59trying to set her up with one of max's best friends and i think mommy's birthday might be
17:04the perfect opportunity to do that okay brilliant let's go
17:16i'm having quite a good time dating at the moment you're getting a lot of action
17:22oh my god you are i'm having to live vicariously for you tell me everything
17:26who's the latest not no stop it no not in front of the trolls okay inappropriate
17:32have you packed anyone
17:45can i kick it to you jude i can't believe how good his hand-eye coordination is i can't
17:50believe that i now carry around big footballs with me that'll be me soon let's go to the swing
17:58my sister tiff and i are super close we are very lucky that we have two boys who are eight
18:05months
18:05apart you know i never thought that she would actually be a mom before me because she's my
18:09younger sister but it's kind of changed the roles a little bit like i'll go to her for parenting advice
18:16and it's always been my whole life her coming to me for advice it's her older sister
18:21so it's a nice dynamic willoughby's first time on a swing oh my god he might be a bit young
18:30let me hold you baby i'll hold him as i push like this yeah yeah
18:38tiff and i have both had our fertility issues and we have been there for each other through that and
18:46she was probably the most excited person about me being pregnant when she found out she'd only just
18:52had her baby and i told her i'm pregnant and she just fell to the floor and bawled her eyes
19:01out
19:01she was so happy should we go for lunch yeah i'm actually starving
19:16look wolfie look where we are
19:24how excited are you auntie ro ro thrilled and the fun begins
19:30right auntie ro ro wore white to the farm auntie ro ro i just knew that was going to happen
19:36it stopped raining now though a little bit are you mad you're all right it's pissing it down it's
19:41not babes this is this is lovely
19:45i always have like a 10 out of 10 outfit when i'm hung over because i just feel like
19:49what hangover you know you look good you're like i can hide it all inside
19:54and we're off to the fun what a wonderful day i think you've mugged me off are they brand new
20:03those
20:03yes sir that's why mommy's does all her exercises so i can still jump on a trampoline without weighing myself
20:23what a tongue on my hand
20:27that's disgusting
20:28i think how much they've licked their ass with their tongues i don't think they do
20:32lick their asses do they i think all animals lick their asses
20:42wolfio we're gonna get a coffee you stay there okay
20:45i i don't actually drink coffee anymore do you not matches babes coconut milk matches
20:50she would love a coconut matcha or a green tea
20:55so as babes we're at the farm now we can't be too picky
21:01should we have a race to the top you go that side and i'm going to go this side ready
21:05who's
21:05going to win go go go go go rosie is very natural with children i mean she's just so good
21:12with the
21:13boys she loves playing getting involved she's very it's very rare to find a friend actually who hasn't
21:20got children as involved as rosie she actually generally seems to enjoy it well done i'm so proud
21:26of you both of you
21:51thank you so much thank you so much that looks so good
21:56i might put wilbs down because he might go to sleep okay
21:59are you tired baby how many naps is he on a day for a day at the moment i mean
22:04i'm glad i'm over
22:05the newborn stage i'm sure you are too because whoa that is a shock to the system such an adjustment
22:13it's the hormones as well i was do you remember how much i was crying you were crying about me
22:17as
22:17well i was crying about you yeah i was really really people say once you have a baby do you
22:23just
22:23forget everything do you just forget the journey do you forget the fertility struggles and
22:28you don't it's
22:33i found out i was pregnant a few days after my sister had given birth
22:37and i didn't believe it at first um it was it wasn't the first positive pregnancy tests that i've seen
22:48and i don't think i could really get my
22:50head around it i was convinced that something was gonna go wrong it was gonna disappear and i think it
22:58was when we had our first scan and we heard the heartbeat that i was like oh my god this
23:02is actually
23:02happening and it was so surreal it was the best feeling ever sorry
23:12i was just like i don't want this not to happen for her
23:15you're so sweet no but obviously because like i felt like guilt not guilty but i was just like
23:21you having a baby was the most amazing thing but also it shone a light i like on the fact
23:25that i
23:26didn't have a baby yeah and i was trying really hard to get pregnant yeah
23:31it was just a lot it's just horrible to think about because i never let myself to think about it
23:38i'm so lucky now that i've got billaby so i don't even know why i'm crying stupid
23:44um yeah it was just a hard time
23:49i found it hard because you were like so happy for me but i felt really like
23:52i don't know i felt like i was not rubbing it in but obviously we're not rubbing it in
23:56no i know but i just that's one of the most amazing things when jude was born
23:59but yeah you kept and then god you got pregnant so quickly after that oh
24:06please no celebrations when the baby is
24:08do you remember six months like the regression yeah was it it was your worst it was quite savage
24:18wasn't it tell me well it just doesn't get any it kind of goes easy that it's just up and
24:23down
24:24isn't it how long does it last remember you saying to me he sleeps through and it's amazing
24:27i thought to my head oh i'm not going to tell her that actually that's probably going to stop in
24:31a few weeks and then it's going to be back to night i wish you had told me but do
24:34you really
24:34wish that would have happened to us i wouldn't have believed you because i was so like in my own
24:37bubble of like oh yeah i wouldn't want to pop that bubble yeah i'm just writing it hit seven
24:43and then they're like teenagers really that's like i think three and seven apparently oh seven
24:49years yeah months sorry seven years
24:56rabbit look at he's lovely it's huge you're being super helpful very very thank you i love them just
25:06think you are going to be the best mummy one day honestly you're such a natural thank you very
25:11excited for that chapter of your life are you yeah i am i'm not ready yet no well i mean
25:18i'm sure
25:18after today you'll be no no yours never put me off they are angels thank you well the little curly
25:26blonde vikings so you've got the eggs all ready to go yeah they're frozen they're on ice oh my god
25:32i'm already paying their rent and they're just happy it's the beginning of the rest of your life i know
25:37yeah i think there's definitely a pressure from society to be settled at 30 and have children
25:42but i never grew up wanting to get married young or have children young i definitely feel very
25:48maternal now um and that's come just through happiness and maturity and age so i'm so glad
25:54i haven't settled because i know that the man that i meet now and my future is going to be
25:5910 times
26:00better for having waited it's a process but i'm just so happy i've done it and also just so grateful
26:06to be in a position that i was able to you know pay to do it yeah a little bit
26:10of security hopefully
26:11for the future you know i guess it can be difficult being around lots of friends that have children
26:15and um seeing other people's lives in a different direction to mine but it just makes me grateful
26:21that i do have my eggs there in the freezer because you never know what the future will bring
26:27go go go and i feel like that's helped me stand true to my decision to wait for the right
26:37person
26:37because i would love to be a mother one day
26:54sitting up in my old place bring me back to the simple days
27:12ready start by eating those first wolfie good boy come and sit down these are the chicken balls
27:17that you love oh there's the doorbell hello there he is hello monkey hello you look very tongue
27:29is it real hello no hello sweetie i feel like i was about to tell you you've won the postcode
27:35lottery
27:35what go to the door ollie and i met uh when i first moved to london he's been there for
27:44you thick and
27:44thin and never left my side always had my back and it's just very easy with him i've met him
27:51for so
27:51many years we've been so close for such a long time that it just feels like he's a brother he's
27:56a
27:57special boy so i've got valina extract okay um bicarbonate of soda bicarbonate of soda no baking powder
28:06i've got yeast homemade yeast
28:11i feel like this was a very bad idea
28:20oh no then we don't know that's fucking weight though do we
28:22no we do just go back to zero oh my god it's like dumb and dumber
28:27do you want me to beat the eggs are you okay shockingly i can beat an egg
28:31oh no oh my god even warpy can crack an egg better than that what what's the buttercream
28:38that's the filling okay oh to make the filling beats 100 grams of butter
28:42until smooth and creamy how's that work this is smooth and creamy can't be right
28:49so i haven't told mommy who's coming how is mommy she's positive as you can be
28:55if you're in that position she's just a bit you know fed up but this is why things like tomorrow
29:02is going to make her so happy but she is one of the naughtiest people i know i know but
29:07she loves
29:08it some of those stories that she's to tell we used to come back and be like oh that's this
29:11story and
29:11she's like i can beat her so she got really drunk at daddy's christmas party and got so drunk she
29:15went
29:16into the meeting room found a marker pen and drew a horse ejaculating on the whiteboard and signed it
29:21janie falstead and then woke up the next day and daddy called her saying you didn't have to sign
29:25your name under the jacket that's amazing ollie has known her for absolutely years since day one
29:31they've had a brilliant relationship so who is going tomorrow guest list please guest list is um my
29:37family my sister my brother his wife lovely and uh jack and simmo yeah access friends you know rosie
29:46fortescue yeah and i'm thinking of putting rosie in between jack and simmo be quite nice to have
29:54one of max's best friends marry rosie are they both single well jack's recently single the last couple
29:59of days so i'm thinking it's quite a nice little tie-in i mean he's very energetic very good looking
30:04very energetic very kind i mean that okay that might be a shout i can't say matchmaking is my finest
30:10skill i am willing to continue trying because it's quite fun i think my perfect scenario would be to
30:18have matched rosie with one of max's best friends because there's nothing worse than having your
30:24husband's best friends who you love with someone that you don't get on with that smells like it's
30:30burning why is it burning london's burning what's happening mind out oh wait ask out how what have you
30:36done what did you put it on what did you put it on it shouldn't be burning we're on 190
30:42no wonder it's
30:43burning let let some heat out he said not to open it it's boiling and i'm wearing cash
31:00i believe in a work-life balance so when you work as hard as i do i think it's important
31:06to get
31:07that self-care down time i definitely take pride in my appearance and really try and look after my skin
31:16okay the botox is looking really good can we get you to do some movement so eyebrow raise for me
31:21and then frown for me good cheesy smile it's looking lovely okay perfect um in terms of texture of the
31:28skin it's very good actually uh looking at it here you know i think it's just a little bit of
31:33pause and
31:34on the whole i think you know you look excellent thank you thanks to you no
31:40i think it's important to look your best for your own well-being you know i work out
31:45i eat healthily i think there can be some pressures from society but this is all very much for me
31:52to
31:53feel my best i think it's important you know to point out that you know you are definitely on the
32:00upper end of looking perfect you're so sweet no one is perfect but you really are very beautiful but
32:06um if you did want to address those things that we've spoken about that's something that we can
32:11do yeah i'd love just for a little rejuvenation nothing crazy just to keep that sort of youthful glow great
32:25who's this so this is veronica okay hi nice to meet you i'm lucy this is olivia
32:32nice to meet you guys i will get you to try these on please thank you so much she looks
32:39really cool
32:40she's really fished her neck yes done it renew is my second baby we've designed a maternity and
32:48non-maternity underwear range because we want women to feel good about themselves through every stage of
32:55life it feels so exciting to finally get to this point where we're actually doing castings we're
33:02actually doing the photo shoot and it's really happening oh this is great have you done underwear
33:09before oh yeah yeah i want us to be the leading sustainable underwear business in the world and for
33:19me the sky's the limit the thong you'd normally wear up high like that looks good actually yeah that
33:24also looks really good wow i've worked for people and i've been my own boss and i have to say
33:30i prefer
33:30being my own boss because i don't do that well with being told what to do are we in agreement
33:35that
33:35these three are no yes these these two and sophia exactly yeah i love that you've got your pump in
33:44i know i can't go anywhere without my pump working mom i know
33:53my goodness look they're massive but you know insane they're there so just gotta get them out
33:58i mean at least they're not to hang down by your ankles they will be when i'm done
34:01breastfeeding they will i don't think that's what happens isn't it well doggies is what i hear
34:06stop still got snoopy and droopy but they're just more
34:09no yours are gray they're not but i think i think you've always yeah to breastfeed with smaller
34:14boobs yes because surely his head must be so tiny he gets door
34:20has there been any sexual activity since will it be came into this world i mean it's a very big
34:26question isn't he like six months old yeah i would hope yeah well it's scary you do say that i
34:34don't
34:35think he's asleep the last thing you want to do is is is shag you just want to go to
34:40sleep
34:41yourself well you start shagging and then they start waking they wake up exactly and it's kind
34:44of weird when they're in the room how did you find it you found your way i mean when they're
34:52asleep
34:53and they sleep through life's a lot easier yeah okay do you know what is good what when max does
34:59go
34:59away for that week yeah you miss him you miss each other yeah and then you're like really excited to
35:03see each other yeah that's nice and that's when you kind of go oh my god yes yeah
35:14daddy took me on a date and daddy tried to kiss me under the moon you know how you love
35:19the moon
35:20that he didn't try that he did kiss mommy that is uh i you daddy tried to kiss mommy under
35:26the moon he
35:26goes oh look mommy he couldn't say mommy that's a bit weird he said look look how beautiful that moon
35:31is and i went oh yeah and he went like this i went no and i did like a back
35:38flip to get away from him
35:39kissing me this is funny isn't it i mean it wasn't quite like that we we know you love to
35:44exaggerate
35:44the story max and i met when india was probably one and a half and i just i just felt
35:53automatically
35:54that this guy is special i don't like telling him this but he really did save everything he just
35:59was just a complete knight in shining armor phones yeah phones rule i'm going to give you
36:04my full attention you don't need to worry about my phone being over there it's for me as well because
36:09i'll always check it i'm waiting to hear back on loads of bits and bobs so that's good i'll have
36:14to
36:14go to new york next week by the way back on friday okay that's the rules um no weekends away
36:20that's why i think it's even more important that we do something like this once a week because
36:24now you're hectic as well with your new why are you looking at me like that's my fault
36:34my eyes are getting a little water now first person to cry has to do the next
36:37while the nappy yeah done i do them anyway oh smell that by the way
36:44i know this is really harsh but because you dropped that it just reminds me of your mum
36:51yeah she's actually not able to use her hands at all now is she i don't think i'm fully used
36:56to her
36:57being in that state i think i still expect her to be the same old mummy but actually she's very
37:01very different these days i really miss like her being able to look after me and like giving me cuddles
37:08and me like kind of reaching out to her if i needed something whereas now she can't really
37:12come over and if she does come over it's a massive deal and she also is you know unable to
37:18kind of
37:20unable to do anything i'm not used to it yet and even though i pretend i am it's i'm just
37:25not i feel
37:26like really just very angry by everything are you crying you are a bit of a mixture
37:33just shut up yeah but it's it's like really it's tough it just made me really realize that
37:41she just doesn't look happy anymore for the knife down so i'm gonna cover you
37:45huh she doesn't really look very happy anymore it's like really difficult i find it really difficult
37:52there's a it's like really selfish way of getting out of a pooey nappy by the way
37:59it's quite scary isn't it for her i'm also scared about you know the selfishly like what's going to
38:07happen to everyone in the family and i feel like what i've just been doing is kind of like kind
38:12of
38:12putting a blindfold on and kind of putting up a wall which i think she's starting to notice because it's
38:18affecting my relationship with her a little bit then we were so close
38:46i believe we've got four magnums is that right of champagne yeah amazing thank you so much
38:52it's a happy birthday hey look he's coming oh this is very exciting oh my god hello sweetheart
39:04i haven't seen you in a hundred years you look beautiful
39:10is that that jack can we give you a kiss
39:19how was baking yesterday baking was um a roaring success should i show you the cake yeah
39:25you hear about that time i went over to binky's for uh slow-cooked pork and it was black within
39:3020 minutes she left it on high for two hours nearly set the whole place on fire so something
39:35that you were probably i mean getting it in the tin oh no that looks good i know okay no
39:44guys really
39:45good effort to be fair to you didn't burn it so that's well everyone just sit where you want to
39:55sit
39:56sit where you want to sit road you want to go there near me go next to jack this is
40:01max's job
40:07so jack is a friend who happens to be very handsome funny and single so perfect for rosie really
40:20so when we say we're dating we're dating one person
40:24no no one exclusively yeah you know just on your throne just
40:30on my phone just courting them in yeah yeah yeah okay cool
40:34so back in ye olde days yeah it was obviously a little bit of international a little bit of
40:40across the pond is that still yeah yeah it was yeah it was but i think i'm done with that
40:45okay good
40:47keeping it more local more close to home close to home yeah yeah geez yeah did you did you order
40:52food
40:52no no one's ordered don't change the subject
40:54okay okay i'm starving are you i'm comfortably hungry i'm not starving i had a late itch breakfast
41:04have you eaten here before oh no no great great welcome i love binky she has many strengths
41:12but playing matchmaker is not one of them should we just stop talking don't like you anyway
41:23so do you know jack waldork oh binky did you try he's a really old friend of mine i know
41:30him yeah
41:30i know well then you know how wonderful and gorgeous and handsome fun he is binky thinks that this is
41:35like
41:36she's some new matchmaker but i've known them for years it's not happening have you got a consistent
41:41guy that you're dating a few oh juggling no no no not juggling it's not really it's just it's new
41:50what's new one person yeah okay we're living vicariously through row i need i do need this
41:57yeah i need to hear yeah everything i'll update you guys yeah like trying to think if james has any
42:03like
42:04a single friend yes the thing is i'm being very selfish as i like guys guys i do i do
42:09have my own
42:09options here i know but the thing is i'd like it if can you make sure that we can all
42:14go for dinner
42:14together yeah and oh i'm not i after this long i'm not picking someone yeah correct
42:29so so so how are we the big 8-0 well we're very well
42:36you're very brave very very brave she can't run after me as quick my favorite memory with you was
42:42sitting on the fireplace at pond cottage having huge glasses of red wine and telling the story
42:50well i told you at that time that was the happiest i could be and that's something
42:54i'll never forget you know what's so amazing for me is when i bought that house i had this dream
42:58of
42:58it being um essential for other people as well apart from me and to hear that it means that you
43:04did
43:04that house was very special very special house we had some wild times well it's not over yet i hate
43:10this whole oh well until the fat lady sings well quite and i i'm about to finish singing no you're
43:16not
43:17i really don't think you are the champagne's not empty yet my friend and on that note
43:25cheers love you
43:32yes you love you right i'm gonna keep this short and sweet um and i want to start by thanking
43:42you
43:42all for being here today for this very special person's birthday thank you yes indeed um mummy thank
43:49you for your unconditional love your endless patience and all your support we all adore you
43:57and we are very proud of you and i think you're handling everything you're going through in the
44:02most fashionable typical mummy way and i think we can all raise a glass and toast happy birthday to
44:10mummy felsters thank you so much everybody thanks babe i'd just like to say that at my age 73 which
44:18i
44:18can't believe i've actually achieved if i thought about the future i would never in a second believe
44:23it could be now here with all you lot of fabulous bloody fabulous young people i'm so so grateful to
44:32have kids that you know have always included me so much in their lives and i'm so grateful for that
44:37because if you hadn't i wouldn't i've been able to communicate i don't think i would you know to talk
44:42to
44:42a little boring lady shirt and that would have been just also stuff um and that would have been dreadful
44:48thank you thank you it's heartfelt thank you
44:53mummy felsted is the center of the family and she'd always be the best agony artist of all my friends
45:00she's got a lot of personality there's a lot of love live your life and have fun and that's what
45:07it's
45:07all about and i really love that i really want to be able to be that mother for my children
45:12right girls i know you probably need to go and feed a baby and you've got a date to go
45:17to these
45:17tights ain't gonna be intact pinky what it's not your ring snagging them it's someone's teeth that's
45:25for sure oh my god should we do it cheers love you bitches i love this vibe oh my god
45:32okay it's like
45:32watching my grandma on a vr headset oh so that one's okay perfect i'm so emotional about the
45:42thought of them leaving stop pushing me wilder's more interested in pissing or foolfully than playing
45:51with those toys that hers is like fucked yeah babe you cannot fuck your bag like that unacceptable
45:57i really want to get my body out you'll look great don't worry about it
46:01you
46:01you
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