00:08In a far away land, one boy had an impossible dream.
00:20My uncle would beat the crap out of me, even if I mention stunts.
00:24A dream that would take him.
00:26Of course, I'm the one who can talk about stunts, you know?
00:28Because of Aunt Debbie.
00:30To hell and back.
00:32We just want you to be safe.
00:33We just want you to be safe.
00:51I've got a stunt so spectacular that it'll make you, Randy Campbell, the greatest daredevil of all time.
00:57The trampling of death gag has never been done without terrible consequences.
01:05They fought.
01:10They loved.
01:13They lived.
01:16Because the devil dared them to.
01:21All we know about the stunt is that it's going to be motherfuckingly, fuckingly, fuckingly, fuckingly, fuckingly big.