00:02Ready and turn.
00:04Nice.
00:05The wedding is this Saturday.
00:06What stories are you gonna do?
00:07What do you mean for my speech?
00:08Yeah.
00:11Are you gonna use the first time we met?
00:13Yes.
00:14Okay, what about the first date?
00:16Yeah, of course.
00:17Fuck!
00:18You don't have to do a speech.
00:20So you're saying Charlie is your first love?
00:24Yeah.
00:25First love or your first crush?
00:27Both, I think.
00:28Wait, is that insane?
00:28At 30?
00:31So, I wanna say this thing about her laugh.
00:35Yes.
00:35You know how it's very cute, but it's also kind of like...
00:40Propulsive, even.
00:42Yay!
00:42Alright, so before we got married, we did this thing where we said the worst thing we've ever done.
00:46Okay.
00:47I'll tell mine if we all do it. Promise?
00:49What did you do?
00:51This doll.
00:52Beer bottles and porn.
00:54You left an hour of a night.
00:55Yeah.
00:56That's the worst thing I've ever done.
00:57I...
00:59Okay, I, um...
01:03Are you serious?
01:07Um...
01:07I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
01:09I, um...
01:09Wait, wait, wait.
01:10Emma, what the fuck?
01:12Am I sensing some nerves?
01:15Remember, you know each other really well.
01:18You have to stop thinking about it.
01:20Don't just say stop thinking.
01:21So you are thinking about it.
01:22How the fuck think?
01:23I am thinking about it now.
01:24How can you even trust her?
01:26You've been incredibly hypocritical.
01:27I never said he was mentally disabled.
01:30Yes, you did.
01:30You said he was slow.
01:31You said he was slow.
01:34Emma, true love is complicated.
01:39Sorry.
01:39I was just trying to do your stupid joke thing.
01:42Just stop.
01:43It's about acceptance.
01:44Radical acceptance.
01:45Why are you acting like you've never done anything bad?
01:55What the fuck was that?
01:56I don't know.
02:01It's just...
02:02That's some drama.
02:08It's very funny.
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