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00:00Hello everyone, it is... oh my god, it's 4 a.m.
00:03God, I am just so not presentable on this channel.
00:06I don't think I've worn makeup once on BrainLit.
00:10I'm just like, yo guys, we're talking about...
00:13This is supposed to be my more serious channel, too.
00:16June, sometimes the truth is ugly.
00:20So, the last time I took the political compass, I think, was like 2015,
00:24and I didn't know anything about anything.
00:27Like, literally, I probably guessed on most of that shit.
00:32What is this?
00:33Nothing. You just scroll all the way down.
00:35I thought that was Ben Shapiro.
00:37If economic globalization is inevitable, it should primarily serve humanity
00:43rather than the interests of transnational corpora...
00:45Oh, of course.
00:46I'd always support my country, whether it was right or wrong.
00:49Strongly disagree.
00:51Well, I mean...
00:52If America's doing fuck shit, I'm not just gonna stand by and support it.
00:56America is doing fuck shit.
00:58But you still support America, don't you?
01:03Touché.
01:04Our race has many superior qualities compared with other races.
01:08That's just terrible.
01:09Does it mean PC master race?
01:11Wow, that's a great joke.
01:13Said someone in 2008.
01:15My enemy is my friend.
01:17I disagree with that.
01:18People are ultimately divided more by class than nationally.
01:21Yes!
01:21Controlling inflation is more important than controlling unemployment.
01:25I hated this question because, like, can't we have both?
01:29Controlling inflation.
01:30Like, those are not necessarily correlated issues.
01:34No, I disagree.
01:35But I also disagree, yes.
01:37Because corporations cannot be trusted to voluntary protect the environment,
01:42they require...
01:43From each according to his ability to each according to his need is a fundamentally good idea.
01:48Wait.
01:48That's a quote from someone.
01:50It's a sad reflection on our society...
01:52We live in a society.
01:54It's a sad reflection on our society that something as basic as drinking water is now a bottled brand of
01:59consumer product.
02:00Yes, absolutely.
02:01Fuck the water.
02:02Fuck bottled water!
02:04Also, June will literally have to completely change her entire lifestyle if this were ever implemented.
02:10Oh yeah, because I only drink out of plastic bottles.
02:12I always buy, like...
02:14I buy, like, those reusable ones because I want to be very good.
02:17Also, the same with the shopping bags.
02:19I'll buy reusable shopping bags and I'll just forget them.
02:21I'll just fucking forget them.
02:22Holly, ready?
02:23Land shouldn't be a commodity to be bought and sold.
02:27What do you think, honey?
02:28It is regrettable that many personal fortunes are made by people who simply manipulate money and contribute nothing to their
02:35society.
02:36Yeah, I don't contribute anything to society.
02:40This is why this test is fucking dumb.
02:42It's like you can interpret it in different ways.
02:44Well, that's exactly what I was getting at, is the wording for some of these questions is not very comparable
02:48to the actual issue that they're actually addressing.
02:51They should give examples.
02:53Protectionism is sometimes necessary in trade.
02:55This is the shit I don't understand.
02:57This trade shit.
02:58Baby, this is why my political compass is so fucked up.
03:02I'll explain it to you in a very simple story.
03:04Okay.
03:04You've got a neighbor named Jerry.
03:06The rich are too highly dead.
03:08A genuine free market requires restrictions on the ability of predator multinationals to create monopolies.
03:18Babe, I can't do this.
03:21How did I answer this?
03:23The 2015 baby, I was even stupider back then.
03:25What did I say?
03:26What's the question?
03:27I don't like the big companies having monopolies.
03:29A genuine free market requires, yeah, it requires restrictions.
03:33You should do a mild degree because you don't want there to be too many restrictions.
03:38Abortion, when the woman's life is not threatened, should always be evil.
03:44Schools should not make classroom attendants compulsory.
03:50This is like Kamala Harris shit.
03:52All people have their rights, but it's better for all of us that different sorts of people keep to their
03:56own kind.
03:57What the fuck?
03:59Good parents sometimes have to spank their children.
04:01Children, no.
04:03Ever?
04:04I don't think so.
04:05Never.
04:06I don't think that punishment like that is necessary.
04:08I think that you could just scold them.
04:12You don't have to hurt them.
04:13I've never been spanked as a child.
04:17The most important thing for children to learn is to accept discipline.
04:20What the fuck?
04:22What's good for the most successful corporations is always ultimately good for all of us?
04:28What the fuck?
04:30Our civil liberties are being excessively curbed in the name of counterterrorism.
04:34That's the NSA shit.
04:36I agree.
04:38Although the electronic age makes official surveillance easier, only wrongdoers need be wrong.
04:43Oh, no.
04:44If you're not doing anything wrong, you shouldn't care that everyone's spying on you.
04:49Yeah, no, that's weird.
04:50The death penalty should be an option for the most serious crimes.
04:54No, because sometimes people could be falsely accused of shit.
04:56Like, you don't know.
04:57Yeah, but if you do know.
05:00If you do know.
05:01If you do know and you absolutely know death penalty ever.
05:07I don't know.
05:08I feel like they should be just fucking locked up.
05:10Okay, that's fine.
05:13I don't know.
05:14I'm very anti-death penalty.
05:15That's a perfectly Bernie supporter answer.
05:17And they should vote, too.
05:19Oh, no!
05:19Abstract art that doesn't represent anything shouldn't be considered art at all.
05:24Okay, Paul Joseph Watson.
05:25What the fuck?
05:26It is a waste of time to try and rehabilitate some criminals?
05:30Um, it is.
05:33Okay, well, this isn't your poll.
05:35The business person and the manufacturer are more important than the writer and the artist.
05:39No.
05:40No.
05:40Making peace with the establishment is an important aspect of maturity.
05:44I will never accept the DNC.
05:49Astrology accurately explains many things?
05:54What political ideology?
05:56Where is this?
05:57Is this left or right?
05:57Is this the liberals?
05:59This is the test asking if you're a lesbian.
06:01You cannot be moral without being religious.
06:06Man, fuck that.
06:07Charity is nice and it's good, but it's not better than social security as a means of helping.
06:13Because you can't just rely on human beings.
06:17The reason, the reason the government has to...
06:19We have to rely on the lizard people.
06:24Oh, shit.
06:28You are...
06:31That is quite the change.
06:33So that was my updated political compass test.
06:36If you guys want to take the test yourself, the link is down there.
06:39And I'll see you guys next time.
06:40With like an actual video.
06:41I promise.
06:42Bye!
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