00:00I have to be honest, my career is going very well right now.
00:04This is the last night of the biggest tour I've ever done.
00:07I am filming my third Netflix special tonight,
00:10and recently someone was using my name and photos on a dating app.
00:15It was me, I was doing it.
00:19Nobody wants anybody to have it all.
00:20It's why they keep putting out Marilyn Monroe documentaries,
00:23where they're like, she's actually pretty sad,
00:25and we're like, yeah, she fucking was.
00:28If someone has their soulmate, you don't want them to have their dream job, too.
00:31If someone has their dream job, they don't get to be in love on top of that.
00:34If someone has their dream job and their soulmate,
00:36bare minimum their parents better be divorced.
00:40I'd prefer they were an orphan.
00:57If someone has their dream job, they'll love them.
01:00I've never seen you again.
01:01I'm out of love.
01:03I'm out of love.
01:04Sous-titrage FR ?
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