00:00I wrote a 15,000 word book teaching men how to gain female status by being as cool as
00:05I am.
00:06Time to pitch it to a bookstore.
00:12Hello.
00:15I've got a book here called How To Be As Cool As I Am, and I am wondering if you
00:20have any
00:20advice on how you would get it in a store.
00:24Oh, is it your book?
00:26This is my book, yes.
00:27It's all about how to increase your cool, it's a book all about becoming cool, basically.
00:34Okay, yeah, so we have a consignment program, I can give you the email of the owner of the
00:42store, and you can email her directly and explain that you have a book that you'd like to have
00:48in our store.
00:50I believe this new policy is that we'd like to have a book signing initially.
00:57Okay.
00:57But I'm sure she can give you more information about that.
01:02The email, do you want to take down the email?
01:03Yeah, I'll write the email down.
01:05Okay, are you ready?
01:08Yeah, just a second.
01:09I appreciate that.
01:10Okay, have a good day.
01:11Yeah, you too.
01:15Greetings.
01:17I'm proud to present my book, How To Be As Cool As I Am, a 15,000 word masterpiece on
01:24how to be cool and attract women through Dungeons and Dragons campaigns, epic karate techniques,
01:31anime facts, and every other genre of nerd.
01:36That way, they are guaranteed to become the ultimate ladies' man through peak masculinity.
01:43By the end of this book, not only will readers become way cooler, but they'll also discover
01:49the wonders of living life passionately as an unapologetic nerd.
01:54Please confirm the details, I'd love to have it on your shelves.
01:59Sincerely, Sean.
02:18Turns out they're a little bit overwhelmed.
02:20Some people just aren't ready to face reality.
02:23Let's take this into our own hands.
02:25I thought we were so back, you remember that quote, right?
02:27Yeah, no, absolutely.
02:29You do?
02:30Yeah.
02:30What's that from?
02:33Um...
02:34What's that, um...
02:37Very end, right?
02:38Like, we're...
02:39No, I don't actually remember.
02:41The shovelman one?
02:42Oh, that one.
02:43Yeah, you totally remember, right?
02:44You watch my videos?
02:45Yes.
02:45There we go.
02:46Oh my god.
02:48What?
02:49What?
02:50Darren casually reads manga featuring Han Dammit.
02:53He really kicked off the campus so fast.
02:56Oh no.
02:56Now we wait for the minds of the UFV campus to come running in.
03:03Yeah!
03:07This will change how we view masculinity.
03:10This is my book called How To Be As Cool As I Am.
03:13I teach a bunch of people how to be cooler.
03:18There are dirty interests.
03:19So like, we got things like Transformers and Minecraft and different cool stuff, right?
03:23So, we have $10 for a normal one and $15 for a sign cock.
03:28How does that sound?
03:30Sounds okay.
03:31What does cool mean?
03:32By cool, I mean finding your inner nerd and projecting it unapologetically.
03:37Yeah?
03:37Yeah.
03:38In what way?
03:38Like, in work-wise or in education-wise or...?
03:43Because nerd is basically...
03:46So by nerd, I mean finding something that you have inside yourself that is totally you,
03:52right?
03:53Like, not what other people are telling you to be, but something that is truly you.
03:57And it might not be something that is normalized, but it's also really cool.
04:02And everybody knows it's really cool, so that's... reject that.
04:05That works fine.
04:07Where do you want me to try?
04:08Back here?
04:12So, did you study off from the UFV?
04:15I actually studied theatre at Douglas College, but I've studied, like, self-studied
04:19a lot of literature and stuff too as well.
04:22Not at this time.
04:24Not at this time.
04:25Not at this time.
04:25Right now, I'm focusing on the entertainment industry, so that can be, like, acting.
04:32And I'm also a magician, so I go to events that perform magic.
04:35Okay.
04:38Perfect!
04:39It's time to scale this globally.
04:41So grab your Minecraft pickaxe, set up your Transformers collection, head to Amazon.com to
04:47prepare for a lifetime where people chase you everywhere you go, and women admire you
04:51every time you leave a room.
04:53Until then, I'll see you in the next one.
04:55Lose!
04:56Lose!
04:56Lose!
04:57Lose!
04:57Lose!
04:57Oh
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