00:05In a Gotham City plagued by crime and corruption, the people depend on one man.
00:14What are the other trucks doing?
00:16I don't know.
00:17He's promised.
00:18Damn it.
00:19He's back.
00:20And where is Rachel Dawes?
00:23Bruce, Harvey couldn't make it.
00:25He doesn't show up to his own fundraiser.
00:27The one that I threw for him.
00:29In a time when chaos rules, one man stands in his way.
00:35Dad, that's 500.
00:39Come on, I'm Dad.
00:41Um, Joker?
00:42Yeah?
00:43Only vampires are undead.
00:46Oh, right.
00:50Jesus, stop dancing Christ, Dad.
00:53You are me.
00:55Here I am.
00:57You, complete.
00:58Me.
00:59That sounds gay.
01:02That's okay, Dad.
01:04The night is darkest, just before the dawn.
01:08No, let's not.
01:08That's completely false.
01:13Romance, action, comedy, people with their faces half burnt off.
01:22This movie has it all.
01:24Does it make you feel responsible for Harvey Dent's current predicament?
01:28I lost your lucky coin.
01:30I lost your lucky coin.
01:31You what?
01:31F***.
01:33God damn it.
01:34F***.
01:35F***.
01:38F***.
01:39F***.
01:39F***.
01:40F***.
01:43F***.
01:44F***.
01:45F***.
01:45F***.
01:57F***.
02:01He's in control.
02:02No, he's not.
02:03He just got hit in the face with a psychology book.
02:06Pretty ironic, huh?
02:08Oh, there's only one spot open right now, so we're going to have tryouts.
02:14This boy's got the same chance she had.
02:17Fifty-fifty.
02:18Harvey, each one of my fists has a fifty-fifty chance of hitting you upside the head.
02:24Hi-yah!
02:26Ah, my nuts!
02:28Ain't you gonna love me?
02:30You're only fooling yourself in the chances to decide, Harvey.
02:34You're the one pointing the gun, so point it, and the people are as lossable.
02:38Does it depress you, mustache man?
02:41To know just how alone you and your mustache really are.
02:46What kind of drugs were they?
02:47Why?
02:49Why do you need to know that?
02:50Were they?
02:51Was it pot?
02:52So, Harvey, can I ask you a question?
02:54How much pain are you in, hm?
02:56Are you, uh, zero?
02:57I highly doubt that.
02:59Or are you a ten?
03:01Worst possible pain of all, hm?
03:04Witness the spectacle.
03:07In a battle royale.
03:11In one corner, the Batman.
03:14In the other, the Joker.
03:17Rule number one.
03:19No touching of the hair, makeup, or face.
03:23Of course!
03:24And that's it!
03:27I'm a man of my word.
03:35In the greatest story ever told.
03:49If you only see one movie this summer, see it.
03:54Then see it again.
04:07The Dark Knight.
04:09Not so serious.
04:11Coming soon to YouTube.
04:28You know, I can walk.
04:31Shut up!
04:32What?
04:33What?
04:35You know, what?
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