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In goofy superhero movie spoof a lost millionaire returns to his own city as a masked vigilante.
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00:00Your parents' death wasn't the mugger's fault.
00:05You've been through a traumatic experience, kid.
00:08What do you seek, Mr. Wayne?
00:12You got spirit, kid. I'll give you that.
00:16Here we are. This sucker wouldn't stop anything.
00:20Someone has to stand up for Gotham.
00:23He's here. Who? The Batman.
00:32Who are you?
00:33It's not who I am underneath, but who I do that divides me.
00:40Sergeant Gordon has Crane.
00:42What was your plan, Crane? How are you going to get the toxins into the air?
00:45Carefully. Carefully.
00:47Do you speak English?
00:48There's a big-ass fucking microwave somewhere. A god-sized microwave.
00:52Where is the microwave in there?
00:54It's Osborne. Dr. Crane moves into Arkham Asylum.
01:00Don't you know I'm another Jew and I wasn't ready.
01:03For Asylum, we live a lie.
01:05To let go, now it's dragging me into your grave.
01:08Your Asylum, forget the lie.
01:10Oh my God, I'm not feeling mad.
01:12I won't get to join you in time.
01:15All our loneliness is killing me.
01:22You want some coke? Rachel? Where's Rachel?
01:27Oh shit!
01:29Fuck. My job.
01:37I'm...
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