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00:01Seriously, that bodyguard dude let us in like 20 minutes ago. Where is this guy?
00:05Hannah!
00:06Excuse you, Miles Means is not a guy. He's pop star royalty.
00:10And my future husband, thank you very much.
00:12He's rude is what he is.
00:15I'm sick of this. Stay here.
00:24Oh, good. You must be the stripper we ordered.
00:27About time, sweetheart.
00:28Not the...
00:36Oh my god.
00:38Lexus, Jesus.
00:39Miles Means, you are literally like my favorite person on this whole entire planet.
00:44And I have listened to the star in your heart like 15,000 times.
00:47And wow, you're even cuter in person. I can't believe you're...
00:50This is actually...
00:51Hey, hey. Deep breaths, yeah?
00:53You two must be the contest winners. Nice to meet you.
00:57Hi.
00:58Tell you what. The star in your heart was actually my producer's idea. And maybe we go see him now,
01:04huh?
01:05Yeah.
01:06Okay.
01:08You knew we were the contest winners. So that whole stripper thing was what, just to mess with me?
01:14It was a joke. Cheer up. Now you get to tell everyone you sat in Miles Means' lap.
01:19Right.
01:20This may come as a shock to your massive ego, but I don't actually care enough about you to talk
01:24about you.
01:25I'm here for my sister, and you're going to show her a wonderful time with a nice, normal human being.
01:31Or what?
01:33Bad press goes a long way.
01:49Oh my god. That's Lance Carter, producer, prodigy, spicy.
01:55And you're Judd Jones.
01:57Grandpa Jed. Head of security.
02:00Grandpa. You know I'm like five years older than these guys, right?
02:04Anyways, ground rules. So, as contest winners, you will be spending the day with Miles, getting an inside look at
02:10the songwriting process.
02:12Lucky us.
02:13What? You don't want to get it up close and personal?
02:16I thought we were building so much couch.
02:17Uh, what were you saying?
02:18There will be no recordings, no pictures, and no touching.
02:23Yeah. New protocol. I have a stalker, one of the crazy ones. Lucky me.
02:29Alright. So, everything understood? Yes? Great. I'll leave you to it.
02:35So that last rule, is that a part of the boys as well, or?
02:38You know what they say? Rules are meant to be broken.
02:42So.
02:43Oh.
02:43Is that broken enough for you?
02:47Funny. This house doesn't really give pop star mansion.
02:51I was expecting Miles Mayne's writing retreat would take place on a yacht or something.
02:55Not on a house in the middle of nowhere.
02:58Well, it's my grandad's place. I grew up coming here.
03:01I wanted to get back to my roots for the second album.
03:04Oh. Could we hear some? Please?
03:09Funny, uh, we-
03:11Miles, have actually been going through a little bit of a writer's block recently.
03:14How about you play something from the first album?
03:16Oh. I already told you I'm not playing that crap.
03:18No more poppy commercial bullshit.
03:20And I've already told you for the past ten years of working with you,
03:23commercial does not equal bad.
03:25The label wants-
03:26Screw the label. I'm an artist. I'm not a product.
03:29No.
03:29Oh.
03:31I'm sure my sister, who was a huge fan on the first album, would really love to hear something from
03:36it.
03:38Remember what we just talked about?
03:40Uh, maybe a lesson instead?
03:43Look, I died at the harmony stack in the chorus of Honey Love Forever.
03:46Maybe you could show us how you did that.
03:49That was me, actually.
03:52Seriously? Well, you're literally a genius.
03:55I mean, the hyper-production of the backing vocals is chef's kiss.
03:59Nice to have someone who actually appreciates what I do.
04:02Alexis?
04:03Come on. I want to show you something.
04:06Really?
04:07Let's go.
04:08Okay.
04:09Look at that.
04:11Whoa, whoa, whoa.
04:12Don't you want a free lesson after you came all this way?
04:14The ingratitude.
04:16You're right.
04:17My mistake.
04:17I am so grateful to be in the presence of the genius writer who wrote the song,
04:22My Heart Beats Deep for You, Girl.
04:24See?
04:25I knew you were a fan.
04:27Come here.
04:27Let me give you a lesson.
04:31Come here.
04:38I'm not a fan.
04:40You're just an egotistical psychopath who sings empty love songs to indoctrinate young women.
04:46You don't think I know your type?
04:48I go to Juilliard.
04:50Juilliard, huh?
04:51Huh.
04:52Huh.
04:53Must be an expert.
04:55What do you do, maestro?
04:56I am a dancer.
04:58Ballet.
05:00I am actually auditioning to be Prima in my company on Friday.
05:03Hmm.
05:04Yeah?
05:05Yeah?
05:05Well, um...
05:06I can show you my art.
05:09If you show me yours.
05:15Like that?
05:16Yeah.
05:21You can show me anything you want.
05:33Pass.
05:36Uh...
05:37Why don't we just try to get through this godforsaken day and then I can go back to never having
05:41to see your face ever again.
05:44Whatever you say, sweetheart.
05:56Hey!
05:57Woo!
05:58Take that.
05:59Lex?
05:59Beer pong?
06:00Seriously?
06:00You're not even 21?
06:02I will be.
06:03In two months.
06:04You better be pinch drinking for her.
06:05Wanna play?
06:06Not with you, no.
06:09Play as a big boy, isn't it?
06:10Judd always pretends like he's our babysitter.
06:13So does the gig come with bath time and bedtime stores as well, or...?
06:18Uh, no.
06:18Why are you offering them?
06:22So you're flirting with my producer now?
06:24No, I just...
06:24Because if you want my attention, all you have to do is ask.
06:27What I want has nothing to do with you, so why don't you just mind your own business and let
06:30the adults talk?
06:31I don't look like an adult to you?
06:35When are you gonna stop trying to mess with me?
06:39You know, it's really not that cute.
06:41I think I made you laugh.
06:44I think you like it.
06:46I don't.
06:47Liar.
06:52Are you okay?
06:54Yeah.
06:56What was that?
06:58Is everyone okay?
06:59Yeah.
07:00Yeah.
07:02Alright, well I got some bad news.
07:04We got a storm rolling in.
07:06What about our flights?
07:08No one's going anywhere.
07:09Not tonight.
07:10Oh.
07:11Guess we're stuck together?
07:13Winner.
07:13Oh my god, are we like in danger?
07:15Is this a killer storm kind of thing?
07:18I have to leave.
07:19I have a really important audition on Friday that I cannot miss.
07:21Save it for the pilots for your art.
07:23I'm sure a rescue plane's gonna come by and save the ballerina.
07:26Ugh, I really gotta leave or else I'll go into jail for attempted murder.
07:30Hannah!
07:32Look, I don't have any details, alright?
07:34But as soon as I find out something, you'll be the first to know.
07:37In the meantime, seeing as there are no hotels within a 50 mile radius, you two get comfortable.
07:50So now that we've got some time to kill, does anyone want to see this guitar synth hybrid I've been
07:55working on?
07:55Love.
07:57Okay.
08:00Oh wait.
08:02If you get scared of the storm, my door's open.
08:05Mmm, no.
08:08How many times do I have to turn you down?
08:11I think I'd rather sleep outside.
08:26This is like a dream come true!
08:28More like a nightmare.
08:30Okay.
08:31Listen up, sister.
08:32Over the course of the next however many days we're stuck here, Miles and I are gonna fall
08:36madly in love.
08:37Got it?
08:39Sure, I can, you know, barely talk to him without feeling like I'm gonna puke butterflies, but
08:45it'll just make for good stories to tell the grandkids.
08:48Your job is to play nice with your future brother-in-law.
08:52I don't want to have to choose sides, but if it comes out to it, I might have to.
08:56What about Lance?
08:58He seems nice, and you guys both know the same techno mumbo jumbo.
09:03Yeah, I mean, he's like a producing wizard, but...
09:06I mean...
09:07It's Miles Mayes.
09:09Lex, I just...
09:10I don't want you to get hurt.
09:12Guys like Miles, they're all take and no give.
09:16I know.
09:17But Han, Miles isn't your loser wannabe ex-boyfriend.
09:21For one thing, he's not wannabe.
09:24Please, let me just try.
09:26For me, please, please.
09:29Fine.
09:31Yes!
09:31Thank you!
09:32Thank you!
09:32Thank you!
09:34Hmm.
09:36Alexis Mayes.
09:38Got a nice ring to it, don't you think?
09:59Can I help you?
10:03Uh...
10:03I, uh...
10:05Couldn't sleep.
10:06Storm.
10:07I thought I'd make some hot cocoa or something, but only it was bird food.
10:12Well, it takes a lot of work to look this good.
10:17Uh-huh!
10:19Hey!
10:20What?
10:26What?
10:26What?
10:27What do we say when we want to share?
10:29Give it.
10:31No.
10:44You gonna make enough for two?
10:46What do we say when we want someone to share?
10:52Please.
11:02I know you're doing it wrong.
11:06You gotta heat it on the stove.
11:08Yeah, I'm sure.
11:09Let me show you how it's done.
11:15Well, you're not used to girls who don't suing over you.
11:19Get used to it.
11:23Maybe I will.
11:36Here.
11:45Nice and slow.
11:48Stop flirting with me.
11:51You first.
11:52You're such a child.
11:54Teen Heidel.
11:56Arrested Development.
11:57I mean, what can you do?
12:05Sure you don't want to bung with me?
12:07What did I literally just say?
12:09You're so pretty, yet so dumb.
12:13You think I'm pretty?
12:15I'm going to bed now.
12:18I bet you had a poster of me on your wall, didn't you?
12:22Good night, Miles.
12:23You're just reading the details.
12:30Yes.
12:32It doesn't even make sense when I think about you.
12:37It was only one night.
12:39Only that time and it's not my style to be caught up.
12:42Hey Sunshine, what's up?
12:45Pretty impressive, huh?
12:47Uh-huh.
12:48Really? You call that choreo?
12:51You think you can do better, ballerina?
12:53Oh, I know I can do better.
12:55See it.
12:56Samba boy. Let me show you how it's done.
13:14I was probably too drunk. It's blurry, but I've got the image of you.
13:19Only circles in my mind right now.
13:21My dick could fade away.
13:23But it probably won't.
13:25And I should let it be.
13:28But I'm gonna dive, dive into you.
13:33Maybe I'll drown, what can I do?
13:38And it would be alright to let me down.
13:41But I'd rather we drive than let this feeling slide.
13:45So I'm gonna dive, dive into you.
13:56Dude.
14:01Yes. Yes, that is exactly what you need.
14:06I'm a singer, not a dancer. No one cares about my choreo.
14:09No, you wanted to be the front man, so suck it up and front man.
14:13That is amazing. Can you teach him some moves?
14:15What's in it for me?
14:18Backstage passes to your stop in the next door.
14:20Oh, she'll do it.
14:25Meanwhile, I'd love to hear those new samples you were talking about yesterday.
14:30Pretty please.
14:31Yeah.
14:32Yeah.
14:36How do you want me, coach?
14:38Okay.
14:38It doesn't even make sense.
14:40At the top, you need to start with your right hand.
14:41See?
14:42Back.
14:49You cannot just pick a sink.
14:51Just a little bit.
14:52Then a little bit of a move.
14:54Then a little bit of a move.
14:55Then a little bit of a move.
14:56Now.
14:57Looses.
14:58Okay.
15:01Hips.
15:02Hey.
15:03Not bad.
15:04Okay.
15:04That's good.
15:06Hips.
15:07Back.
15:11This is what I want to do with your body.
15:14Not too much.
15:21Ready?
15:24Ready?
15:26Ready?
15:27Ready?
15:27Ready?
15:28Ready?
15:28Ready?
15:28Ready?
15:35Yeah, that's perfect.
15:44Did they teach you that in ballet school?
15:46Not exactly.
15:53I actually started in hip-hop, but my parents said it was a waste of talent.
15:58So I went classical.
16:00Trying to be a prima or a prime or whatever?
16:04It's prima.
16:05I mean, yeah, sure.
16:08It's a lot of work.
16:10It's death to your joints.
16:12And all the other girls are a bunch of flimsy bitches.
16:13But I want to dance.
16:16So what else am I going to do?
16:18Strip?
16:20Yeah.
16:21Shut up.
16:22Okay.
16:23Round two.
16:27Judd got an update from the Coast Guard.
16:29Can we leave?
16:32No.
16:34Storms are hitting the coast.
16:35No flights are leaving.
16:44I don't understand.
16:45It's literally sunshine and blue skies outside.
16:47It's fine.
16:48I didn't realize you were a meteorologist.
16:5072 hours of lockdown would kill me now.
16:53Hey, on the bright side, we get three whole days of uninterrupted album inspo with a couple of our Vegas
16:58fans.
17:01Hey, Alex, tell them about your song.
17:03Really?
17:04Yeah.
17:06Okay.
17:07I think Harry Styles' lyricism meets Sabrina Carpenter Hooks.
17:11So like, fun and catchy, but also emotional and metaphorical.
17:17I also gotta hear it.
17:18I think it's got real commercial potential.
17:20I'm sure it's a hit, but I'm not your guy.
17:24I already told you I don't want to do commercial.
17:27Dude, just because millions of people hear something doesn't mean it's not art.
17:30Okay?
17:31When did you become such a snob?
17:32Since when did you become the label's little bitch, huh?
17:34I said no.
17:49Standing in the door.
17:53Next...
17:53...
17:54...
17:54...
17:55...
17:56...
17:56da da da da...
18:35It's not bad.
18:38Oh.
18:41You're too kind.
18:42It just needs words, right?
18:44I'm serious.
18:45That song is a million times better than the star in your heart.
18:48And I should know.
18:49Lexus practically tattooed that on my eardrum.
18:53You want to tell the label that?
18:54Oh, the poor little rich boy has it so hard.
18:57I mean, just sacrifice his artistic freedom for fame and fortune.
19:00You think I have it good, huh?
19:02I had a Xanax prescription when I was 14.
19:05Lance and Judd, they're the only people I trust.
19:07Yeah, I had to work four jobs just to get through college.
19:10I ate ramen for an entire year just to afford new pointe shoes.
19:13Oh, yeah?
19:15My stalker sends me vials of her blood.
19:20Seriously?
19:23Seriously.
19:26Okay, you win.
19:28You mean lose?
19:32I'm sorry.
19:33That's really not funny.
19:34I think girls sending me their bodily fluids is hilarious.
19:39So I guess we're both not doing what we really want to be doing, huh?
19:45Maybe we should do what we want to do.
19:56You first.
20:00Play it again.
20:11Thank you for coming.
20:12Oh, yeah.
20:13Thanks for having me.
20:14Still corrupting my sister, I see.
20:17Okay.
20:17Like, you never drank under age before.
20:20I didn't, actually.
20:22Hey, come on.
20:23It's just a game.
20:24Such a goody two-shoes.
20:25I'm not.
20:26Prove it.
20:28You're going to relax or what?
20:32I'm not.
20:33Okay.
20:34Okay.
20:35Find alpha.
20:38I'll play.
20:39Let's go.
20:40Let's go. Okay, so I'm pretty sure everyone is a
21:38I know
21:46Oh
22:11Okay, enough drinking now what mmm, how about
22:20Spin the bottle
22:23I'm down
22:25Bro, what? We're like 14. No, we were 14. We were on tour. Come on. Never done this
22:32Let's do it
22:42Oh
22:48Okay, hand your turn
22:57This is dumb we don't have to
23:00Rules are rules
23:02Really cuz I recall someone saying that rules are meant to be broken
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25:46Do us all a favor and let someone deflate that fat ego over yours
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31:03I've never felt like this before.
31:05I just don't want- I don't want you to stop.
31:08Okay?
31:09Me neither.
31:12I want you.
31:14Are you sure?
31:16Because if this is about me almost getting you killed and that's some sort of you only live once thing.
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32:04So this is what being run out on feels like.
32:08I
32:08I've only been on the other side.
32:11I'm sorry.
32:12Last night was a mistake.
32:13Cuz your sister?
32:15Look, I've been thinking.
32:18What if Alexis just gets over me?
32:21I know. It's hard to imagine.
32:23My-
32:24But
32:25Lance seems to like her a lot.
32:27And they just get to know each other a little longer.
32:30It's not about that.
32:32Just give me until the storm passes.
32:34And I swear to you.
32:36I'll play Cupid.
32:37And
32:38She'll forget my name.
32:41Good luck.
32:42Even if that were to happen.
32:45It's more than that.
32:47I have an audition. I have to get back to you.
32:49You're going on tour.
32:51This isn't real life, Miles.
32:54We're living in a fantasy.
32:59Yeah.
33:00Well.
33:01All I know is.
33:07I can't let you go.
33:17I should go before she wakes up.
33:35Run.
33:36Round two?
33:38Uh.
33:42great news boss storm's cleared we're ready to go stock has been evacuated placed into custody
33:47and i've got a plane for the taylor sisters you know what if they didn't leave what do you mean
33:54i think let's keep this between us two i think a few more days would be good i'm feeling inspired
34:02again finally and i could use alexis's insight and hannah's dancing or you know her coaching
34:10listen i don't know after the incident last night it's a security risk no the alarm system was only
34:16down because of the power but great that's great yeah it'll just be two or three days i'm sure she
34:21don't mind wanna bet i'm just gonna yeah came back what is wrong with you i can explain what you
34:36were
34:36just gonna make me miss my entire audition and ruin everything hannah you don't even want to be a
34:42ballerina you said so yourself so what you can't abduct me just because you think i wasn't abducting
34:46you i just needed more time for lance and alexis like i said you are so selfish all you care
34:52about
34:52is what you want how could i have been so stupid why did i let this happen were you just
34:58toying with
34:59i wasn't toying with you i was falling in love with you
35:09what the hell lex i
35:13wait wait no you stay here you've done enough
35:22alexis i'm so sorry i never wanted you to find out like this yeah i'm guessing you didn't want me
35:26to find out at all
35:29how did it start
35:32last night after the stalker he was comforting me and he made me feel safe and then
35:39later i couldn't sleep and
35:44you had sex with him
35:46alexis it just happened i never meant to hurt you
35:49how could you
35:52he's an asshole
35:53what i i thought you loved him
35:58i mean i did
36:01he's actually not an asshole
36:05really he's like competitive and selfish and full of himself but he's also creative and talented and
36:18funny and surprisingly sweet
36:20oh my god
36:22you love him
36:24no
36:26i mean i don't know
36:28isn't it too early for something like that
36:31it doesn't matter
36:33he lied to me so it's over and we're leaving today
36:37i don't know han i've i've never seen anyone break through your shell like this before
37:00okay i know we're compromising but that's way too emo
37:06did you strike out with him
37:09i wish
37:21well give it to me what'd you do
37:25bro it's literally my job as your best friend and producer to clean up your shit so what did you
37:29do
37:31i was going to uh abduct her
37:35what
37:36i mean not really obviously i just
37:40i may have tried to omit some information on when she was allowed to leave
37:46okay that's bad man
37:47oh no
37:48that's bad
37:48i know
37:49she's got every right to be pissed at me
37:53just the idea of her leaving me behind
37:56her going back to her real life and thinking of me as this like dumb fantasy
38:03i wanted more
38:05i want to be more
38:08i still do
38:11let's stop being miserable about him let's do something
38:14what do you mean
38:16we got some ideas
38:26our car will be here in ten
38:30hey lex
38:32could i steal you for a second i'm trying to figure out this bridge and i need your genius on
38:36sorry but our car
38:37of course
38:39i'll be two seconds i swear
38:42if you are not back by the time the car gets here i'm leaving without you
38:59so
39:01you tell the press that i'm an egotistical chauvinist asshole yet
39:05i don't want to see you right now miles
39:07you know what
39:08i don't think i ever want to see you again
39:15okay
39:17don't look at me
39:20just listen
39:42you're standing in the doorway like caught in your hair co-co
39:48warm in both your hands like the whole world led you there
39:52you cross the room in silence weightless on the floor every step a held breath i've never felt
40:01before you turn without an audience you land without a sound like gravity's a promise that's gentler when you're around
40:16oh if the curtains fell forever
40:22if the curtains fell forever
40:24if the music stopped on cue
40:27i'd still be standing breathless
40:56i'm sorry i lied
40:59i messed up i know i did
41:01it was selfish like you said
41:04and okay maybe i'm an egotistical psychopath
41:08but i can't imagine losing you
41:13i need you hannah
41:15i need you to push me and to put me back into place
41:19to call me out and to stand up to me
41:22and uh occasionally steal my hot cocoa
41:29i never wanted to do this stupid competition in the first place
41:32i begged the label to cancel
41:35but then it turns out
41:39meeting you i'm the real big winner
41:47and you're free to go
41:49but you need to know
41:51that i want you to stay
41:59hi
42:03my host i don't
42:04wait before you say anything
42:05i have one more thing for you
42:08job offer
42:11i want you as a lead dancer
42:13in my upcoming tour
42:15and uh as a choreographer
42:17if you're interested
42:18you don't have to do that
42:21you don't have to feel bad
42:23for making me miss my audition
42:25you're right
42:26i didn't really want it anyways
42:33well
42:34i don't feel guilty about that
42:38because thinking of you dance to that boring classical stuff
42:41with a bunch of flimsy bitches
42:45that's the real waste of talent
42:50i'm asking you because you're an incredible artist hannah
42:53and i want you on my team
42:57and i can keep it professional
42:59i mean
43:01i don't want to
43:02but
43:03if you want to
43:08so what do you say
43:13i say yes
43:16to the job or to me
43:18to both
43:21it worked
43:22your stupid love song
43:24indoctrinated me
43:41woo
43:42yeah
43:43she said yes
43:47you know i really wanted you to be my husband
43:50but i think brother-in-law is much better
43:54okay we got a toast
43:55welcome the new members of the team
43:56no way
43:57hannah
43:58come on
43:58i can have one dream
43:59you can't have one either
44:00because dance rehearsal starts today
44:02mr pop star
44:03what
44:04how do you want me coach
44:06you
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