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00:02Jupiter, if we lose this, it's on you.
00:05Who the hell is Jupiter?
00:08We need you!
00:09Come on, bro!
00:10We're getting fucked over here.
00:13Don't you fucking dare.
00:20Fuck you, TJ!
00:22Hey guys, you still on?
00:24We're here.
00:25Let me guess.
00:25You were hooking up?
00:26Again?
00:27You said you'd be on.
00:28Nah, don't let Shane mean Mars.
00:30You're a guy, he'd be doing the same thing.
00:32Leave him alone.
00:33At least he shows up to play.
00:34Mars gets it.
00:35He'd drop us for a girl, too.
00:38For sure.
00:39You know me.
00:41Just a guy's guy fighting girls off, left and right.
00:49Come on.
00:50You guys ready?
00:51Yeah, start it.
00:58Mm-hmm.
01:02Whoa, easy there.
01:04Oh, hi, TJ.
01:07Sorry, do I, do I know you?
01:10No.
01:10Well, kind of.
01:11I mean, we've been in classes every year since middle school, but...
01:15TJ!
01:16Are you serious right now?
01:17It's the first day of school and you're already trying to get your body count up?
01:20No, that's not at all.
01:22Leave the poor girl alone.
01:24She's clearly not into it.
01:27Just because you were born first doesn't mean you can act like mom.
01:29Oh.
01:33Oh, my God.
01:35I am so sorry about him.
01:37He does not know how to turn the fuckboy thing off.
01:41You're Charlotte, right?
01:43Tracy!
01:43Oh, my God, my best friend!
01:46You look so good.
01:49Why are you letting this desperate nerd rub up on my man?
01:53Leave her alone, Sadie.
01:55You're my brother's groupie, not his girlfriend.
01:59Don't worry.
02:00After football season is over, then he's gonna put a label on it.
02:04I'll see you at practice.
02:06We'll try so hard not to drop you.
02:11Aren't you two friends?
02:13We were friends until I found out that she was just using me to get to my brother.
02:18How about I tell you all about it after school?
02:20You wanna come over to my place?
02:23Please, please.
02:24I clearly need to broaden my social horizons.
02:29Okay.
02:31Really?
02:32Yes!
02:38Hello?
02:43Tracy?
02:45Upstairs!
03:06Cory, is that you?
03:10Shhh.
03:10Oh, shit!
03:14you okay
03:21two tackles in one day should join the football team i'm so sorry i'm not well apart from getting
03:30all sweaty you know if you didn't spend so much time looking at your feet you wouldn't
03:38run into people as often right sorry it's okay i need to apologize i just want to see your face
03:51not so bad right
03:56what the fuck is going on
04:01calm down i was going to say hi okay great i'll say bye
04:13tj
04:19hey yo trace looking fine hey
04:23so uh you ladies doing anything later tonight or
04:30yeah okay bet yeah catch you later
04:32better look next time man fuck you
04:36dog i got news
04:38huge news we got in the strike from above tournament
04:42holy shit dude dude that's huge right our first pro league i mean sponsors gonna be knocking down our
04:50doors and it's in person so finally get to meet mars man i mean you really think he's gonna come
04:56out of hiding for this yeah of course you will we've been best friends with the guy for years
05:00you more than me
05:02and how many times has he come up with some bullshit excuse dude this time's different
05:06all right we'll just we'll tell him about the tournament he'll be psyched
05:08let's just give him a chance i don't i don't want to fuck up the friendship
05:11i didn't fuck things up when you and i met each other
05:13and mars knows that
05:18all right whatever the fuck we'll do it your way but the guy's your best friend
05:23you text him about it all right i'll tell you something
05:31uh just so you know what you saw with tj wasn't anything no i know my brother is a dipshit
05:39a smart girl like he was like so out of his league that's not true but thanks
05:48and then thanks for inviting me over and i'll do this a lot what girl time friend time
06:12you okay yeah yeah i'm no but i i okay um
06:22um so there's this guy that i've been talking to forever
06:30and well we've never met in person but he wants to tomorrow oh my god what
06:38is he home i i don't know what he looks like we've met online so i don't know who he
06:44is i don't
06:45even know his real name okay well you obviously have a crush on this this mystery man so you should
06:53say yes oh my god girl why not seriously because he thinks i'm a boy
07:09i have simply too many questions but first things first we need to get you ready for this meat cue
07:24first option go on i kind of like this one no i'm absolutely not
07:34no absolutely not mm-hmm yes no trust me see the vision you look incredible
07:55you look beautiful
07:58you look beautiful
08:31Wow, Tracy took your new dog to the groomers.
08:33Would you guys order the try-hard special?
08:39I don't think I can do this.
08:40To hell with Sadie.
08:42Of course you can.
08:44Now go get your mystery man.
09:06TJ?
09:11Hey.
09:14Charlotte.
09:15What are you doing here?
09:16Is Tracy with you?
09:18Yeah.
09:19Yeah, Tracy sent me to tell you that we're going to be studying at your house after school.
09:25Okay.
09:27Yeah, so that's the message.
09:30I'm just going to go.
09:36Hey, wait.
09:39You dropped your phone.
09:42By the way, you work.
09:43Sorry I'm late.
09:44Did you show?
09:45Did who show?
09:47Mars.
09:53Sorry guys, went home sick.
09:56Man, I knew he would bail on us again.
10:12Okay.
10:14Spill?
10:15How was your date with mystery man?
10:17Um, it didn't really happen.
10:23What?
10:26Stop eavesdropping, perv.
10:29I can't believe Mars bailed on us.
10:31I told you.
10:32He's never going to show.
10:34You know, we should just register for the tournament as a duo.
10:37We're not a duo.
10:38Corey, we're a team.
10:40He would have showed up if you knew it was a stake.
10:46What are you doing?
10:48I'm just going to tell him about the tournament.
10:50And if he doesn't want to meet up then, we'll go from there.
11:29Hey, can I, um, can I borrow you for a second?
11:41I know it's you.
11:44Mars.
11:50Yeah.
11:51I have an extra phone charger.
11:54It's inside.
12:03I have so many questions, starting with what the fuck.
12:07Followed by, you're a girl?
12:09And since when do pretty girls catfish people?
12:12You think I'm pretty?
12:13I have eyes.
12:14Okay, even if you're way more TJ's type than mine, but...
12:18Wait.
12:19Is this whole thing just some evil, elaborate plan to get closer to TJ?
12:23Like, are you making a doll out of his hair or something?
12:26What?
12:27You know, I...
12:28I didn't know who you guys were until today.
12:31And then when I saw TJ standing there,
12:34I just...
12:35couldn't go through with it.
12:37I mean, you could have just told the truth.
12:38It's not that simple.
12:40You two have been my best friends for years.
12:45My only friends.
12:49Do you hate me?
12:53No.
12:55No, I'm glad to finally know who you are.
12:59Really?
13:02Yeah.
13:03Bring it in, man.
13:11Am I interrupting something?
13:17Looks like you two are getting friendly.
13:19No.
13:20We were just talking about how we're both, um...
13:23Cancer sons.
13:24Yeah.
13:25I mean, we gotta hug out all this emotion.
13:28I'm gonna go back outside, but hey...
13:31Me, you, talk about moons later, right?
13:33Mm-hmm.
13:34Yeah.
13:40So what are you guys really talking about?
13:42Nothing.
13:46Secrets don't make friends, Charlotte.
13:51You finally remember my name, and now we're friends.
13:55You're in my house, right?
13:58Hanging out with my sister?
14:01I like the new look, by the way.
14:05To be fair, I liked your old look, too.
14:08You didn't know I existed until a day ago.
14:11Oh, I saw you.
14:15Hiding in the corner.
14:20I like that you're not hiding anymore.
14:29Char!
14:30I should go.
14:31Are you coming back?
14:33I gotta be home for dinner.
14:48Mars, are you there?
14:51Hello?
14:55Mars.
14:58Voice changer enabled.
15:00Mars!
15:02Jupiter?
15:03Hello?
15:04Thank God, you're awake.
15:06I went to a party.
15:07The cops shut it down.
15:08Now I'm all wired and shit.
15:11Hold on, I'm so mad at you.
15:13I'm sorry, I just...
15:14I couldn't do it.
15:18Don't you want to know who we are?
15:20I want to know who you are.
15:27Well, maybe we've already met.
15:33Dude, no way.
15:35I would know you in a heartbeat.
15:39I bet you can figure out who I am, though.
15:42Come on, take some guesses.
15:46Okay.
15:49Based on the clues that I've put together, you're a jock.
15:56Athletic.
15:58Confident.
15:59Getting hotter.
16:01Hot for sure.
16:02Nice body.
16:04Nice smile.
16:04Oh, what the fuck?
16:10Mars, are you...
16:12Are you attracted to guys?
16:15Yeah.
16:16Yeah.
16:18I'm gay.
16:21Oh, dude.
16:22Is that why you didn't show?
16:25Man, we don't care about that shit.
16:27Hell, I'll fight anyone who does.
16:30Thanks, Jupiter.
16:31Yeah, man, of course.
16:33That's awesome.
16:34You crushing on any guys at school?
16:37I can help.
16:39I'm chill with the drama club.
16:40There's lots of...
16:43Cute guys in there.
16:44Oh, thank you.
16:46But I'm good.
16:47I promise.
16:52So how was this party?
16:54I was...
16:55Weird.
16:57I was trying to have a good time,
16:59but feeling fucking...
17:01Lame.
17:03And then I realized that...
17:07There was someone I wanted to be there.
17:09And she wasn't.
17:14You were missing...
17:16A girl?
17:19Yeah.
17:22She's different from...
17:24The ones I usually go for.
17:26She's quiet.
17:28Shy.
17:29I...
17:31I just...
17:33It makes me think there's a whole world inside of her, you know?
17:35And I just...
17:37Want to get her to let me in.
17:41What you should do is get some sleep.
17:47Yeah, you're probably right.
17:48Good night, Jupiter.
17:49Hey, wait.
17:50Before you go...
17:53You know, Tracy and...
17:55TJ?
17:56They're not great.
18:00They're having a party tomorrow night,
18:02and Neptune and I are going.
18:05You should come.
18:06We can...
18:07We can run that meetup again.
18:13I'll see what I can do.
18:16Alright.
18:31Are you still texting Mystery Man?
18:35I wish you would just tell me who it is so I can help.
18:38No, I'm...
18:39I'm still figuring out how to tell him.
18:41Okay, do I have to say this again?
18:43Charlotte, you are stunning.
18:44If this crush doesn't work out,
18:47you can have your pick of literally any guy here.
18:56Okay.
18:57Almost.
18:58Any guy?
18:59One that is actually worth your time.
19:03Don't forget.
19:05Party planning at my place after school,
19:06and we will try to steer clear
19:08of my man-whore brother.
19:29Hey, Charlotte.
19:32You, uh, looking for my sister?
19:38She's not here.
19:39Practice is running long.
19:42Oh, um, I can wait.
19:46I guess.
19:54What are we playing?
19:56Strike from above?
19:59You game?
20:01I dabble.
20:04You want to come dabble upstairs?
20:13Play around with me.
20:18Come on.
20:20Come on.
20:34You okay?
20:36Yeah, it's just...
20:37I usually play on my computer.
20:40Yeah, same here.
20:41But, uh, this setup's better for co-op, so...
20:45So what do you say we, uh, run some duos
20:48and see what we're like as a team?
20:52Or we could do player versus player.
20:57PvP?
20:59I like your style.
21:01But we should raise the stakes.
21:03Raise the stakes?
21:05Yeah.
21:07The winner gets to ask the loser
21:10a question of their choosing.
21:13Nothing off limits.
21:21You overthink a lot, don't you?
21:24You've always been like that?
21:27I thought you could only ask a question if you win.
21:33Alright, bye.
21:40I think I'm going to go with her.
21:48Don't stop.
21:56You should have parried there.
22:15Don't stop.
22:16Yes.
22:17Wait, what?
22:18Holy shit.
22:20You beat me.
22:22No.
22:24Hey, maybe it's easier on the TV.
22:28No way.
22:29No, I've only seen one other player pull that move.
22:35I learned it on Reddit.
22:39Okay.
22:41And I guess you beat me fair and square.
22:43So, what's your question?
22:51Do you have a celebrity crush?
22:53Come on.
22:54No softballs.
22:56You gotta have a better one than that.
23:00What?
23:03We've gone to school together for years, TJ.
23:06Just because you don't know anything about me doesn't mean I'm clueless about you.
23:12Ouch.
23:15I guess I deserve it, though.
23:19Wish I had talked to you sooner.
23:26So, tell me.
23:28What do you really want to know?
23:33Go on.
23:36Ask me.
23:39Do you have a crush on someone at our school?
23:41Yes.
23:47Ask me another.
23:50Who is she?
23:54Well, that should be obvious.
23:58I'm not very good at hiding it.
24:08Those cheerleader bitches actually fucking dropped me.
24:15Ew, TJ.
24:17Why are your sex lights on?
24:19They're not my sex.
24:20That's not what I was...
24:21Oh my god, Tracy.
24:23Uh, Charlotte, why don't you head to my room and start making a playlist for tonight?
24:26I will be right there.
24:28Yeah.
24:28Yeah, okay.
24:31Are you alright?
24:32Oh, yeah, it's just a bruised ass.
24:34I'll be fine.
24:42You can literally go for any other girl.
24:44Why are you only thirsty over my friends?
24:47Historically, because it pisses you off.
24:50But this is different.
24:52Okay, so that's it then.
24:55You're admitting to liking Charlotte.
25:00What would you say if I was?
25:04All I'm going to say is I don't think she's interested.
25:08Is there someone else?
25:11Oh, come on, Tracy.
25:12You don't have to tell me who.
25:14Just tell me if I'm wasting my time.
25:17She's texting another guy.
25:21Fine.
25:22Then you have nothing to worry about, right?
25:25So remember that when she sleeps over tonight.
25:28Relax.
25:30Charlotte and I are just friends.
25:33Nothing more.
25:54Oh, my God.
25:55Oh, my God.
25:55Oh, finally.
25:56You look amazing.
25:59Happy official birthday.
26:02You need a drink.
26:07Who are you texting?
26:09Mars.
26:10He said he might show up.
26:12Oh.
26:13Eddie now.
26:14Yep.
26:32Oh, my God.
26:35Did you guys all just see that?
26:36Look at this little virgin.
26:38She thinks TJ's fuck me eyes are for her.
26:41When are you going to stop humiliating yourself, huh?
26:43What are you guys talking about?
26:45Oh, we were just talking about how we're going to spice this party up a little bit.
26:49Maybe play some Spin the Bottle.
26:51But you can just watch Virgin.
26:54She can play.
26:55Stop being a bitch at my party, Sadie.
26:57Yeah.
26:59I'll play Charlotte, please.
27:07Okay, so I'm going to spin to see who goes first.
27:10And then we're going to go counterclockwise.
27:11Obviously, siblings can't kiss.
27:14That's fucking gross.
27:15But everyone else is fair game.
27:18Don't chicken out, prude.
27:25You want first, big guy?
27:32Oh, wow.
27:33Nice.
27:35You ready for this?
27:37Just kiss me, weirdo.
27:40Oh, God.
27:42Wow.
27:47It's disgusting.
27:49Okay, let's keep this moving.
27:51TJ, it's your turn.
27:59It's me.
28:00No, it's in the middle.
28:02Doesn't that mean that TJ gets to pick?
28:16Wow, it's her first kiss.
28:23Can I kiss you?
29:34I'm going to be right back.
29:53It's me.
29:55Can I come in?
29:58Yeah.
30:05I don't know what to say.
30:07Just be honest with me.
30:11Do you have feelings for my brother?
30:16I'm so sorry, Tracy. I didn't mean for this to happen.
30:18Okay.
30:24Charlotte, you're literally still texting Mystery Man.
30:27It's not what you think.
30:29If you take it from me, there's nothing my brother hates more than a liar.
30:36Did something happen?
30:41Our dad cheated on our mom.
30:45She kicked her out, but she still hasn't recovered.
30:53Neither has TJ.
30:55So when it comes to lying and sneaking around, he doesn't forgive.
31:02So if you really are into my brother, you need to drop Mystery Man.
31:18Got you now, two-timing virgin skank.
31:26Hey.
31:27I know what you're gonna say, and I'm working on telling him.
31:31I was actually gonna ask if Tracy had said anything about me, but...
31:34I mean, yeah, dude, what the fuck?
31:36Like, especially after that kiss?
31:38It's not alright, bro.
31:40Okay, well, how would you tell him?
31:42I would just do it.
31:44Like, do you want to wait until the tournament and just fuck up his game?
31:46No, of course not.
31:48Because that would fuck up the friendship, too.
31:49You know that.
31:52Yeah, well, I'm also worried about Tracy.
31:55It's not just you and TJ anymore.
31:56He's my best friend's brother.
32:00Look, I know there is a lot on your plate.
32:03But if you don't tell TJ,
32:07I'm gonna tell him that we should enter the tournament as a duo.
32:10What?
32:11Look, I'm sorry, dude.
32:13But if you can't even be honest with your teammates,
32:16you can't be on the team.
32:22Bye, guys. Have a good night.
33:08TJ, what are you doing here?
33:09I'm sorry.
33:10I thought I heard a phone.
33:11Is yours in here?
33:12My phone?
33:13It's in Tracy's room.
33:24Okay, you can turn around.
33:28Why did you just barge in here?
33:31Earlier.
33:32Was that really your first kiss?
33:39Hey, come on, you can tell me.
33:41Can I?
33:42I thought it was just a game to you.
33:44Yeah, well, I lied.
33:47My sister was right there.
33:52It wasn't just a game, Charlotte.
33:56Not to me.
34:00I knew that kiss.
34:03It made me realize that
34:06all of your firsts,
34:09I want them to be with me.
34:18We shouldn't do this right now.
34:20It's late, okay?
34:20We should go to bed.
34:38Let me guess.
34:40Tracy's drunk ass was passed out.
34:43And she locked her bedroom door?
34:46Yeah, she always does that during parties.
34:49Guess you're stuck with me.
34:58TJ, we should really discuss.
35:06Sleeping arrangements.
35:08That one's easy.
35:10I have a bed.
35:11We both fit in it.
35:13Tell them soft.
35:17Um...
35:17Don't you...
35:19want to share a bed with me?
35:33Wait, what are you doing?
35:34I'm gonna go sleep on the couch.
35:35You don't have to do that.
35:36I can sleep on the couch.
35:38Charlotte...
35:40I'm trying to be chivalrous here.
35:42But I want you.
35:48I want you.
35:49I want you to stay.
35:51I want you to stay.
36:12I can't see...
36:13I want you to stay.
36:14I want you to stay.
36:23I want you to stay.
36:28someone else, someone braver. Making friends was harder for me than most people. I don't
36:40know what's wrong with me. There's nothing wrong with you, Charlotte. The moment I laid
36:50eyes on you. I felt like I knew you. I can't explain it. It's like we weren't starting from
37:01the beginning. We were already close. You're someone I know I can trust completely. I really
37:12want to kiss you right now. Okay. Sorry. I know I'm probably not a good kisser.
37:42No. No, it's not that. It's just it's never felt like that before. Like what? Like I
37:57want to keep kissing you for the rest of my life. Can I just hold you? Yeah.
38:20um
38:26um
39:13Here.
39:14Our final guild trip to get you to play in the tournament.
39:18TJ designed it.
39:19You wanted it to be a surprise for you.
39:22Actually, I'm going to tell him right now.
39:25As soon as he gets here.
39:27Good.
39:29I'm proud of you, dog.
39:31I see someone still sledding it up all over the school.
39:36Are you going to keep fucking your way around every guy on campus or just the football players?
39:42What's wrong with you?
39:44Seriously, Sadie, that was way too far.
39:47Here's your phone, Char.
39:48Oh, you're finally meeting Mystery Man?
39:52Jupiter?
39:52Is that like a nickname?
39:54That's kinky.
39:55Wait, Jupiter?
39:57Like TJ's video game character?
40:00What do you mean, TJ's video game?
40:03Another tackle?
40:05Third time's the charm.
40:10Why is everyone by my locker?
40:12Oh my god, it's you.
40:14You're Jupiter.
40:16The mystery man that Charlotte is talking to is Jupiter, aka TJ.
40:30Here I was, thinking that you're just talking to some rando, but no, it's so much weirder than that.
40:35You're a catfish.
40:37Charlotte, is that true?
40:40No, no, I swear that it wasn't.
40:42I didn't know that you were Jupiter until I saw you that day waiting for me.
40:45And then you just kept lying to me.
40:46I was trying to find the right time to tell you, and I was going to, right now.
40:49That's why I was at your locker.
40:51Cora can back me up.
40:55Are you fucking kidding me?
40:57You knew.
40:59Dog, I found out myself, okay?
41:01And I wanted to tell you, but it was Charlotte's decision.
41:05So you were both in on it?
41:10You two deserve each other.
41:13TJ.
41:42TJ's not here.
41:43I know.
41:44He's at practice.
41:46I came to see you.
41:50It's bad enough that I like your brother, and then lie to him.
41:58But I lied to you, too.
42:01When you were nothing but nice to me.
42:05And so I just wanted to apologize.
42:12Even if you still hate me.
42:22Wait.
42:29I don't hate you.
42:32But I do appreciate the apology.
42:37All this time, my brother was your mystery man.
42:47And you were the person he's told me about all these years, his best friend.
42:58And I know it seems like the world is over.
43:03But you can fix this.
43:28But you can fix this.
43:33Jupiter?
43:34Why?
43:37I don't want to talk, Mark.
43:40Charlotte.
43:41You don't have to say anything back.
43:42Just please, let me explain.
43:50When we first met years ago
43:53I didn't have any friends
43:58The only thing that I was good at was video games
44:01But when I logged on
44:03I was told to go away because I was a girl
44:07And so I started using a voice changer
44:12And it gave me a way to make friends, but as a boy
44:18And it seemed harmless
44:21And it was until it wasn't
44:30I spent years
44:34Liking Mars more than I liked Charlotte
44:38And you were the first person to make me feel
44:41Like both parts of me matter
44:44And that's when I knew that I was
44:52But that doesn't matter anymore
44:57All that I can hope for now
45:03Is to get my best friend back
45:17I'm going to the tournament with Corey tomorrow
45:20And Tracy's going to be there to cheer us on
45:24Will you be there?
45:28Please
45:46Jupiter has left the chat
46:08He's not coming out of his room
46:10Well, it's too late to register as a duo
46:13Once they find out we're missing a member
46:14They'll disqualify us
46:16I'm so sorry, Corey
46:18It's okay
46:19Going pro is probably overrated anyway
46:22Come here, you big doofus
46:27What was that for?
46:30You were too sad
46:31I didn't like it
46:33Pretty hypocritical, don't you think?
46:39You're allowed to date my friends
46:40But I can't be interested in yours
46:47It's about time
46:50We're good, man
46:51I'm happy for you
46:55Let's go in the car
47:04I wish I could just hit reset
47:07Start over
47:08Like a video game
47:09Life's not a game, Charlotte
47:15Last night you were about to say something
47:18Before you started talking about the tournament
47:21What was it?
47:22It doesn't matter
47:23I think it does
47:25I think it does
47:28Why?
47:34Losing the girl that became my everything broke me
47:39But losing my best friend
47:43That almost killed me
47:49Then I realized I was being an idiot
47:52That I didn't have to pick
48:00I want you in my life
48:04Both of you
48:05All of you
48:11I love you, Charlotte
48:16I love you, too
48:33You ready to win this tournament?
48:36You're playing?
48:38Hell yeah, I'm playing
48:45Yeah
48:47Yeah, let's go win this
48:50Pretty sure I already did
48:51You're playing
48:57You're wrong
48:59You're playing
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