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Jury Duty S02E02 (2026)
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00:06oh man anthony what's that sorry other anthony uh it's like a turbo thermos like i think it's
00:14a welcome gift it can hold water but not a lot of water it was like in my closet it's
00:20just in
00:20the closet yeah it wasn't like on the counter or anything no it's like on the floor because
00:25maybe i think that was left over from whoever like but it's kind of like oh what is that it's
00:30kind of like i think that's the ice look at that what water bottle is mostly jelly right yeah did
00:36you get something like this you just got the black one too well i probably couldn't drink it without
00:41the straw did you wash it seriously i can't read it oh oh i don't know if you want to
00:51be drinking
00:51why it says fleshlight turbo what's the fleshlight is it it's not there's no there's no it's not a
00:58flashlight it ain't a thermos wait you don't know what that is wait somebody's got to tell me what
01:04is a fleshlight um uh uh what is it's uh it's a masturbatory toy for men oh wait so it's
01:13not
01:13breaking out of it i thought what i thought it was put it down put it down other anthony honey
01:19yeah you need to put it down this is not clean oh my so i spoke with marjorie and she
01:26let me know
01:26that that was not a welcome gift this honestly this is like classic malibu realtors do you think
01:32somebody did somebody use that i don't know honey but if they did they weren't just sticking ice in
01:40it are you guys excited about the retreat oh my god stoked obviously it's doug's last retreat
01:46give it up for the new ceo of rocking grandma's hot sauce he's a great kid yeah i didn't see
01:52the
01:52right fit for ceo will you marry me no kevin you're captain you got this you got this i don't
01:59got this
02:05my intention is to find and open the time capsule oh malibu realtors they were monsters i saw them
02:14bringing in a cotton candy machine and they were swirling around cocaine in it
02:37it's an empty scene this is gonna be empty last night kevin had some family issues that he had to
02:42go and deal with so um he uh he had to leave but he designate designated me captain fun and
02:48i actually
02:48don't have the hat on right now i need to run and grab it but so i got a little
02:51bit of a promotion
02:51from lieutenant to captain is kevin coming back today um honestly uh it's i don't know if kevin
02:57hey guys do either of these trees look like a kind of like a screaming man to you guys
03:03well i'm not sure what he means by screaming man you're trying to find the time capsule you don't
03:08remember where you put it no i remember being like near a tree that looked kind of like a
03:12screaming man but if you y'all say let me let me finish up this interview and i'll do a
03:16walk
03:16around with you and see if we can find it for real yeah i got you my man thank you
03:19yes sir thank you
03:23yo there he is hail captain yeah or hey i'm the captain now right captain ron it's a good movie
03:31huh
03:32like a little like you know a little nervous like first day as ceo you know big first day for
03:38you
03:38first day as captain fun you know take a breath yeah yeah yeah look i need today to go well
03:43right
03:44so i was wondering if you could just back me up as captain fun you know have my back yeah
03:47yes sir
03:48i got you i got you man appreciate it let's go yeah yes sir morning everybody morning morning
03:55all right good morning everyone good morning let's all let's all begin gather around take a seat
04:01or remain seated or stand at your leisure actually i'm i'm not ceo yet so i thought we're gonna wait
04:10for dad to get started good start good start good start good start yeah just wait for dad
04:18amy after kevin's prank last night i gotta know are you okay that's so sweet jimmy um yeah i'm good
04:28i'm actually like really good oh jimmy the ally yeah he has a past and he's really trying to make
04:37up
04:37for every dark ugly nasty thing he did it's okay to not be okay oh jimmy i love that everyone
04:45these
04:45days is just trying to be relevant and caring and thoughtful and be kind and it's just grinding
04:52my ass into a stub and so the last night i couldn't sleep because i was up all night going
04:56like okay
04:56amy girl you just turned 40 what are fun cool things you want to experience you know while you
05:01still have time that's like a bucket list a what a bucket list it's just all the things that you
05:06want
05:07to do before you die that's yes oh my god a bucket list a bucket yes i need to make
05:11a no have you
05:13yeah seriously that is such a good idea good morning hey guys let's look live can i have everyone's
05:22attention please now we'll uh formally begin we'll form it again all right hey guys day two
05:30rocking grandma's retreat
05:33i spoke with kevin and his mom and she said he's doing fine he's probably not going to be
05:38back today okay okay so kevin played a prank on us and proposed to amy he said it was a
05:45prank after
05:46he proposed and then he said no and he left so i think he just needs to take a beat
05:51today is going
05:53to be amazing it is seminar day well we do a lot of fun things at the retreat but seminar
06:03day is is
06:04not one of the fun things i think last year we had a nine-hour seminar on um what was
06:11it
06:11uh listening i think no i don't remember that but it's easy to remember three things situation
06:18behavior impact these are things that are going to make feedback more receivable and effective
06:24i kind of fell asleep during one guy and when i woke up that guy turned into a different guy
06:30there are a lot of ways in which conflict may arise there is also a wide array of what constitutes
06:36harassment that includes intimidating looks and staring comments about appearance vulgar gestures
06:42whistling and making kissing noises racist unophobic uh homophobic sexist transphobic slurs
06:48it's my most favorite day of the retreat yeah oh my god what was that lord no it's um it's
06:57my new
06:58posture trainer if i slouch it corrects me okay lastly the bystander justifies inaction
07:05by saying it's not my problem i'm not gonna lie this morning speakers were super lame and boring
07:12uh so uh made a future executive decision and hired a speaker my own and she was dope
07:19total vibe shift steve is that how you pronounce it steve steve that is correct yes
07:24doug is that how you pronounce it doug doug doug yes
07:26author author my name is christine i live in a condo
07:36i went to an online university
07:44to get my public speaking
07:51certificate and now i speak all over the country
07:58emotions and vulnerability in the workspace it's an important area that we don't always
08:03think about because we hear things like don't invite susan to the meeting
08:09she's on her period she'll probably cry could be something like that you've heard that before
08:12okay i have never heard that now i'm gonna have you reach down open up your envelope and there'll
08:19be a sentence inside and i want you to read it aloud to the group let's start with you jimmy
08:23is
08:23that how you pronounce it jimmy jimmy i want you to read that out loud with no emotions attached
08:28i hate everyone in this room oh my gosh hey no emotions guys sorry my girlfriend dumped me because
08:37um she said she didn't feel that i had any emotion when i told her i loved her
08:42well how do you say it i love you oh well you could put a little more passion in it
08:50i love you oh that's better that's good it was just louder i just think i'll probably die alone
08:58my dog is my husband okay so how does that feel bad because i love being able to support people
09:08with emotions not quite not quite but close my dog is my husband what does that even mean right
09:13but let's put some emotion on it so if i say my dog is my husband
09:20right it's almost like maybe there's a lady who had spoken to a witch or a wizard and the wizard
09:25saying you have a beautiful golden retriever but you don't have a husband we could turn the
09:28golden retriever into a husband somehow yeah so i haven't attended too many seminars so i'm not
09:34sure how they go but this one was pretty weird and i just i just try to be there and
09:39support dougie
09:39like i promised anthony anthony anthony anthony anthony i am humiliated to admit it but i ruined the
09:48bedding oh it happens so for this exercise you'll come up you'll sit in the boss's chair we'll have
09:56our meeting where i'll tell you my problem once i tell you my problem you're gonna say i have to
10:01admit i don't know what to do yo what up welcome to my office what's cracking is that maybe how
10:09you
10:09would speak to you yeah yeah okay or like what's going on oh god i know about an elevator that's
10:16been
10:17stuck on the seventh floor with people in it for many hours and i haven't said anything about it
10:24i gotta admit i don't know what to do
10:30there's something about the way you're just throwing it away that is actually really charming
10:37and that's a man in charge
10:55oh you guys i've been working on my bucket list can i can i share please yeah let's hear it
11:02okay stand up for myself um i feel like i could cross that off um time square for new year's
11:10oh boy i love crowds um get highlights but just just simple ones not like chunky but enough to like
11:19still get a compliment on let her cook let her cook yeah we gotta we gotta keep going this feels
11:24crazy is this crazy oh oh hike oh dear god what kind of boring don't yuck my yum what you
11:33mean
11:33well i don't mean any disrespect sweetie and you should do all of those okay absolutely but you
11:39gotta put yourself out there okay take a risk well give me one okay like um go to a strip
11:46club and
11:46sleep with a stripper
11:51it should be great take him to a dark alley and have sex with him there he was wild when
11:57you
11:57was young i don't know how to have sex in alleyway and if it's too dirty you can just use
12:02the car
12:04not in the alleyway wait i have one okay yeah what is it um have you ever seen the tv
12:09show bones
12:11okay well i think you should watch an episode of bones before you die
12:16i'll watch bones with you if you want really yeah everyone should come because everyone should
12:21watch it before they die hey guys guys there's been a robbery what what yeah what you mean rob
12:29everyone's like what happened thought something bad happened i just went in here and a 48 bag box
12:36the pool ranch doritos has gone missing somebody took the box and so i just need to know who took
12:41it i didn't take it really nobody wants to admit they took it i didn't take it i said y
12:48'all you can
12:49search my room i don't know you know we didn't know what to do we we were like is this
12:53real yeah
12:54this is just like the malibu realtors all over again if this turns into gray goose bottles and
12:59fleshlights i swear to freaking god god damn it it wasn't the chips it was the trust she had the
13:08malibu realtors last week here and she said she has ptsd from them because they had no respect
13:15all right so did anybody take the chips i don't think that anybody here did but amy what you do
13:21love cool ranch doritos they are my favorite i'm not saying you did it but like did you do it
13:26i don't
13:26need 50 bags yeah oh yeah i mean i believe all women right so i believe all of y'all
13:32that you did
13:32not and marjorie's a woman too and i believe her so i don't know thank you how do we solve
13:39this i don't
13:40know the whole thing is like for like letting her search to where they could be and i don't know
13:46how
13:46comfortable y'all are with that but i mean we could like you know i'm saying i guess search each
13:50other's rooms because like if you go search your room right thank you yeah we could all go as like
13:54a group so that would be all good that's like team building let's go team building who's the liar
14:02where are we starting where are we starting future ceo we check my room first all right that's what
14:07leaders do nothing to see dougie's room is clear no chips just a big ass jamaican flag
14:12you're repping the boys from kingston dougie uh-uh we done yep yeah sorry my bad anthony and dougie
14:18led us from room to room digging and everybody's stuff trying to find these doritos pj is the first
14:23one that i think it it possibly might come i have a huge suitcase full of my snacks i don't
14:33need to take cool ranch doritos okay well i'm trying to be a snack fluencer i can't just talk
14:38the talk honey i have to snack the snack the social media thing i see it and i just feel
14:42like i know i can do it your personality then you have your snacks like that's just you you
14:46just take that and put it on the internet okay claire's room is good no chips jackie's room is
14:54clear amy's room is clear steve's room is clear no chips i mean actually jimmy we ain't go in your
15:00room yeah that's what i think you're right you know i actually have some delicate items sitting
15:08out i don't know if we all need to go in my room uh you're clearing them will you just
15:13come all right
15:14okay all right thanks for coming in yeah for sure um all right look uh i um you know old
15:23me used to be
15:24problematic right and uh so new jimmy sober making changes all right i don't want to go back to that
15:31so what i do is when i travel i carry with me what i call a shame altar so that
15:35they remind me of what
15:37i used to be like okay halloween was a big day for old jimmy these are some costume changes that
15:44were
15:44regrettable that i wish i could get back mike jack mj michael jackson i mean obviously you see how wrong
15:51that is uh what's wrong with it it's a white face but you're white oh look at these two pj
16:01what do you
16:01got in there though find out what's in what do you got in there though uh what the pocahontas uh
16:07close
16:09pocahontas i feel like that's a little bit of what would you call culture appropriation it's a lot
16:14of things also it's real leather i think they're pornographic items oh oh i'm not surprised that's
16:23still part of old jimmy yeah we should probably look for these chips before they start asking too
16:26many questions yeah all right i don't really have too much space to hide it actually there's one last
16:32picture oh lord okay i mean it's the worst i feel awful about it but it's not in here it's
16:39in that time
16:40capsule and that is why i've got to find it look man i'm i'm glad you shared this with me
16:44i'm glad
16:45you're able to open up but we got to get back to look for these chips oh wait don't wait
16:48yeah absolutely
16:49yeah he had some personal things in there i mean nothing crazy that you could think of just some
16:52things that i can respect and i definitely understand why he might not want people in there
16:56yeah nothing german or anything what okay jimmy's room is clear no chips and nothing to worry about
17:04at all at all nothing okay hey on to my room all right see like come check out my snacks
17:11the only
17:12thing i took was my beef jerky you feel what i'm saying i see chips but not the cool ranch
17:16doritos
17:17anthony's room is clear no chips can this be over i want to be inside for real oh hey guys
17:25dad's here
17:25yeah hey hey guys hey what do you got we passed it we checked everybody's room nobody had him in
17:31the room yeah and what's going on no chips and i think it was like a team building with team
17:37building
17:37game exercise again no no no no no marjorie is really really upset about this okay she's pissed
17:43she thinks you guys are just blowing her off man what no we just did the blowing her off with
17:48what
17:48we just wanted to go search everybody's rooms to double check that nobody was lying okay but the
17:52bottom line is somebody took the chips and we got to find out who it was as incoming ceo i
17:57will just
17:57say that i took no nobody's saying they took the chips if they did not take the chips so then
18:01what
18:02happens when she asks for the chips back what are you going to do i'll say i ate them 48
18:05bags of
18:06them hi guys hi marjorie so we just went through everybody's room and there were no chips in there
18:13so i genuinely don't think anybody from mocking grandma has them yeah okay well that doesn't add up
18:19so you searched everybody's room everybody's yeah we searched everybody's room you didn't miss
18:23anybody every single room yeah everybody's room except for kevin you didn't search kevin
18:27oh he's gone and his is all the way across let's go search it let's go look okay honestly it's
18:33not
18:34even like about the chips chips it's the trust yeah for sure oh oh found them what no wow no
18:45way
18:46yo this is my fault this is my fault oh my god oh my god this is so romantic but
18:59this is um this is not
19:00the right oh god there were doritos and a heart um with rose petals around i do really love these
19:08it was like really romantic i'm guessing it was part of the joke engagement marjorie i'm so sorry this
19:15feels like my i'm so because if i didn't love cool ranch dreams and kevin didn't love me oh my
19:21god
19:21this is not you seeing how happy the day-old stale chips arranged in the shape of a heart would
19:27have
19:27made amy if it were with someone other than kevin made me realize that maybe i don't have to say
19:32i
19:32love you but i can show it through dumb gestures just like if this was with someone else you know
19:39what i mean like i would have been perfect those have been out for a few days i don't know
19:42if you
19:42those are really bad i think some of the um black spots of the chips are actually rat droppings also
19:47oh i ate one way to way to take command my brother for real any any time i get an
19:55opportunity to like
19:56just jump out in the front and just be like you know how can we do this or when somebody
20:01asks for
20:01like a guest or like a helper or something i'm like let me jump in there yeah um you got
20:07that good
20:07attitude man that's great bro uh today was about trust and we kind of lost ours for a minute out
20:13there
20:13but we were able to earn it back that's right can i trust you to not judge me or all
20:20the really
20:20cool fun things that i want to do yes helen yes
20:31i know it's only day one of the retreat but the people here have made me feel like i'm a
20:39part of
20:39the team and that's super cool you know the way you were willing to take the blame for your team
20:44that's real leadership thanks dad oh okay oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god i've
20:52appreciated
20:53all your help all right you're you're captain fun and i'm just making sure everyone has a good time
20:57too no you need a name if i'm captain phone over to you major march major march major march you
21:02like that
21:02yeah okay one of the realtors honestly yeah they all had those porsche cayenne
21:14i believe it with a suit oh hey i i don't think i can deal with this right now i'm
21:19just
21:19it's okay let's go hi you work here yeah i remember you it's maggie no marjorie
21:25it was here last week the the malibu real estate association yeah cool cool i know yeah i left a
21:31personal item here i just if i could just get back into my old room i'll run in real quick
21:35grab it and
21:35is there somebody in there already yeah there's someone staying in that room well i'm a i actually
21:39have a real estate license so i'm a i can enter other what is it that you're looking for with
21:42the
21:42tenant inside describe it yeah it's um it's kind of tubular it's like made out of this hard plastic
21:48it's like a tool it's like a relaxation device like a massager or something it is like a form of
21:53massage it looks like kind of like a coffee thermos for like like a travel mug kind of this
21:59erotic ice blue color so a blue coffee mug essentially is what we're looking for yeah pretty
22:03much you can you fill it up you just fill it up i mean yeah you can throw it right
22:07in the dishwasher
22:08honestly if you don't think it's in the room it might be it might be by the business center by
22:12the
22:12computer or maybe by like the muddy part of the creek where i could sketch it all right boss yeah
22:17man
22:17if we if we find it we can bring it to one of your uh open houses i got you
22:20no no i could not ask
22:21anybody to do that i insist that you actually don't do that we'll keep an eye on man all right
22:25we'll see you later cole it's a beautiful car man what is it oh thanks yeah it's a cayenne
22:30is that a turbo no i know i just got bass oh just bass okay wait did you say turbo
22:36we'll see you later
22:39you're ice cold me yes yeah i was trying so hard not to laugh
22:51uh yeah so tomorrow it gets real i have my first presentation to our clients as future ceo
22:57so i just kind of wanted to chill and watch a little tv oh and i got to cross something
23:02off my bucket list
23:04we watch bones this is my favorite show and then that's um bones this looks like kate
23:11kate this looks like you
23:24guys you know he's all right
23:30everyone should watch bones before they die i just want to watch it while i'm alive
23:42i'll have to re-watch it because everyone was talking the whole time oh my god i'll watch it with
23:47you again i'd prefer not
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