00:00Every damn month my uterus goes,
00:01Oh, you didn't get knocked up?
00:02Time to bleed like you got shot in a coochie, bitch.
00:03Why is my body throwing a full-blown satanic rage party inside me
00:06just because I didn't fertilize some dusty little egg?
00:08Why am I waking up in a murder scene?
00:09I didn't ask for this.
00:10And cramps.
00:10Cramps!
00:11Why does my uterus feel the need to practice MMA in my lower abdomen
00:13like it's auditioning for the UFC?
00:14I'm just trying to exist and suddenly I'm being stabbed from the inside
00:16like someone threw a knife party in my coochie.
00:18Make it make sense.
00:19And don't even get me started on the hormonal roller coaster.
00:21One minute I'm fine, next minute I want to fight God,
00:23cry about a dog I saw five years ago,
00:24and then eat three bags of chips while scrolling for drama I don't need.
00:26Then some bitch ass is in my ear like,
00:27Why are you so moody?
00:28Bro, shut your crusty mouth before I decorate your house
00:30in Red Jacks and Pollock style.
00:31And let's talk products.
00:32Why are we paying for pads and tampons
00:33like we asked for this demonic blood ritual?
00:34Ten dollars for cotton sticks I gotta shove up my cooch?
00:36Scam.
00:36I want a refund and emotional compensation.
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