00:00You were buying this whole coffee shop?
00:02This is one of the hottest cafes in all L.A.
00:05This guy?
00:06Just some creep who tried to get handsy with me.
00:09He paid for the coffees.
00:10$130.
00:12Can you just pay him back and make sure I never see him again?
00:25There's just no need for so much.
00:28I was just helping the lady out.
00:30Consider this in advance for your medical bills.
00:33Get him.
00:39Thank you, James.
00:41I'm going to get back to work now.
00:43Not so fast.
00:44I'm afraid there's something else.
00:46Your mother, she instructed me to get you back to your engagement party.
00:49Under any means necessary.
00:51James, I have never met the guy.
00:54And I am not getting engaged to someone I have never met.
00:57Especially when I'm in love with someone else.
00:59I repeat, I am not going to that engagement party.
01:02If you insist.
01:04I'll do apologize about this.
01:05What are you going to do with us?
01:07All right, here we go.
01:08No, James, what?
01:09What?
01:09Are you actually kidnapping me?
01:11Hey, what are you, some sort of mafia vote or something?
01:14I thought you were supposed to be a proper butler.
01:16Hey, put me down.
01:17Hey, I can walk you, no.
01:19Put me down.
01:20Put me down.
01:21I can walk you, no.
01:23Put me down.
01:25Oh, my darling, what happened?
01:27Why are you such a mess?
01:29Hurry, go get dressed.
01:31Hey, I can walk you, no.
02:01I'm the one sending my life away.
02:02Why are you so nervous?
02:04Oh, my lady, your fiancé, he's the talk of the town.
02:08Handsome, chivalrous, and disgustingly rich.
02:12I've only seen him in the paper.
02:14But he's here.
02:16I get to meet him.
02:17You're so lucky.
02:19Every woman wishes she could be you.
02:21I don't know.
02:23And you know what?
02:23I don't care.
02:24I've met male perfection, and I highly doubt anyone else compares.
02:31Speak of the handsome devil.
02:37Hello, boss.
02:38Yes, I've just been waiting for your call.
02:40I have the files ready to deliver.
02:43Whenever you're ready.
02:45Yes, sir.
02:51Don't run, please.
02:52It's your engagement.
02:54Just wait for your fiancé.
02:55Guy isn't even here yet?
02:57No, no.
02:58It's just one elaborate train.
02:59I have work to do.
03:14Yes, mother?
03:15Wesley, dear, where are you?
03:17This project is worth billions, and it will not close until it is sealed with a kiss.
03:23Now get here quickly.
03:24I know what I have to do, mother.
03:26And as long as you finalize the divorce clause in the contract, we can finally get this over with.
03:46Oh, hi.
03:48I think I just saw your daughter run off.
03:51Beautiful figure from behind.
03:53Well, I'm sure your son has a beautiful figure as well.
03:56Of course, we haven't seen him yet.
03:58Well, it's just a formality at this point.
04:01It's meant to be.
04:02They'll meet eventually.
04:04Right, right.
04:05Good things come to those who wait.
04:07Why don't we just cut to the chase and sign the paperwork?
04:10James?
04:13Contract?
04:15Pen.
04:16It's a man block.
04:19No problem.
04:21Let me just take off my latest, limited, Cartier first.
04:46Boss?
04:48Wesley?
04:50Oh, no.
04:51I forgot the change.
05:14Oh, my God.
05:16I, I...
05:19Oh, my God.
05:20Wesley?
05:21Oh, my God.
05:22I'm so sorry.
05:23Wesley?
05:25Wesley?
05:27Wesley?
05:29Wesley?
05:31Wesley?
05:32Wesley?
05:33Wesley?
05:35Wesley?
05:36Wesley?
05:37Wesley?
05:39My son is incredibly disciplined.
05:42He never lets the constant stream of women chasing him get in the way of his achieving greatness.
05:48He prides himself on being untouchable.
05:52Untouchable.
05:54My daughter's always been a perfect lady.
05:57And she has little to no dating experience.
05:59In fact, I almost wondered if she liked boys at all.
06:05How do you want me?
06:14I don't mind the pain, and I like to feel the shame of her.
06:24I don't mind the pain, and I like to feel the shame of her.
06:36I don't mind the pain.
06:37I don't mind the pain.
06:40I don't mind the pain.
06:47Okay.
06:48The good news is that I actually slept with my crush.
06:52But the bad news is I slept with my crush.
06:56Who will you think of me?
07:00Oh, my God.
07:27Oh, God. He's gorgeous.
07:30I felt every inch of that back in the dark.
07:33But seeing really is believing.
07:50Yo, Max, I need your help, man.
07:52I think I was drugged.
07:54I don't know. My coffee?
07:58There was a woman here, I'm pretty sure.
08:01Yeah, she stayed the night.
08:03What's he gonna say about me?
08:05Did he enjoy it as much as I did?
08:08Just go find her.
08:09Okay, I can't let her go.
08:12I can't let her go.
08:39how can you be eating at a time like this are you listening to me yes you slept with your
08:45boss
08:46so what i mean that's the only reason why i started working here right
08:51stop pretending like you're struggling and you're eating pizza but you didn't see his face
08:55and he said find that woman he was terrifying i just you're fine listen you were all dolled
09:02up last night completely unrecognizable from your usual slop self so he's not going to recognize
09:09that you're the same woman that he slept good besides if he did he would be calling you right
09:14now
09:21oh sir come to my office now
09:36come in here
09:38come in here
09:49hey
09:51hey
10:02What's that?
10:03Uh, it's, um, uh, bug bites.
10:07Bug bites.
10:09Mm-hmm.
10:10Let me see your hand.
10:27I didn't hate you, I swear.
10:29Sure.
10:31Yeah, it was the woman from last night.
10:34Maybe it, maybe you were drunk, and she was trying to wake you up and, you know, help you, you
10:41know?
10:42And how would you know that?
10:46Uh, because I am a woman, and therefore I know how women think.
10:53Maybe it was someone who's been into you for, like, a really long time, because, you know, you're just a
10:59really impressive guy.
11:00You probably have a line ten miles long, a woman dying to meet you, and you let one in, and
11:05that's okay.
11:06That happens.
11:06It's, maybe, maybe that's what happened to me.
11:09All right, there are still no leads, so.
11:13That's great.
11:15I mean, what a pity.
11:17Boy, there were some leads.
11:20I have a little loss.
11:22I found the shoe underneath the bed.
11:23It must be from a woman from that night.
11:25Contact every woman who stayed in the hotel last night.
11:28One of them has a shoe.
11:40If Wesley Ashford, youngest man on the Forbes 100 list, wants a woman who fits in a glass slipper, then
11:48I will be that woman putting this foot into that glass slipper.
11:53This is my Cinderella story.
11:55Easy, princess.
11:57High blood pressure causes swelling, and you're naturally already bloated.
12:02Besides, this prince is mine.
12:05Today is the day my abnormally dainty feet will lead me to my destiny.
12:13The shoe is a size seven, and I am only two sizes all.
12:19And nobody said anything about padding.
12:23All your little idiots are banking on thermal expansion.
12:27Just wait until I am Miss Wesley Ashford.
12:44Oh, my God, there's so many of them.
12:49What's that guy doing here?
12:51They all claim to have been present, and I'm proof of entry.
12:54Sir, you were drugged.
12:55It takes some serious strength to give you that mark.
12:57Can't rule out men just yet.
13:00Um, all right, well, uh, what are they doing?
13:03They're using the principle of thermal expansion and contraction to change the size of their feet to fit the shoe.
13:10Where's he?
13:10Oh, he's me!
13:11Where's he?
13:12What?
13:13I'm going to see you.
13:14Everyone see me.
13:15I'm going to see you.
13:17Hello.
13:18I'm going to see you.
13:19I'm going to see you.
13:20I'm going to see you.
13:20I'm next.
13:21I'm next.
13:22I'm next.
13:22I'm next.
13:23I'm next.
13:24I just took my feet.
13:31Too big.
13:33Next.
13:37Too small.
13:38A little too much salt for lunch.
13:40Next.
13:41Wait, no.
13:42Excuse me.
13:43No, when your time is up.
13:45Hello, boys.
13:46Wesley.
13:47Your wifey has arrived.
13:50And she will be your wifey in three, too.
13:56It must be the socks.
13:57Let me take them out.
14:02I just got a fresh pedicure.
14:04It's so beautiful.
14:05We can talk over lunches.
14:11Oh.
14:12It's here.
14:15Invalid.
14:16Next.
14:17Wearing socks to try on a glass slipper.
14:20The fashion faux pas.
14:22I don't have to know the shoe's not hers.
14:25Well, why don't you try it?
14:30Well, why don't you try it?
14:39Okay.
14:41Yeah.
15:08I'm so sorry.
15:16Sorry, I'm late
15:21You can stop all this now, I'm here
15:24And who are you?
15:25The woman you're looking for, obviously
15:29Wesley, how could you forget our insatiable night together?
15:34You were looking so handsome in that new suit
15:38It's too bad we ruined it
15:40Wait, this is all about why I would stand?
15:46Wesley Ashford, you sly dog
15:48You have to remember how we absolutely ravished each other until dawn
15:53Who are you?
15:55Who I am is not as important as who I know
15:58I'm Burton
15:59The Burton family?
16:02Burton's butler's sister
16:06James has a sister and she's a bitch?
16:11So I guess it's news to you too, huh?
16:13Check out her bag
16:15Do you have one like that too?
16:18Not anymore, I got rid of it during a cleanse before I started working here
16:23You were so forward that night
16:26I mean, as soon as you saw me, you kissed me
16:30I was so startled that I slapped you
16:33That only made you bolder
16:35And I couldn't help myself
16:38I was wet and willing and you were a beast
16:40I'm sorry, man, but this just sounds like some online misconnections madness
16:45We're going to need a little more concrete evidence
16:48I wasn't finished
16:50And neither were you
16:52Until I licked that scar
16:54You like your scarlet?
16:56I can lick the scar all day
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