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00:07Cool. I love it.
00:10All right.
00:12Are you comfortable?
00:15I'm always comfortable.
00:16Terrific. So what we'd like to do is just get some of your thoughts before you go up.
00:20What expectations you have, what you're feeling, and then we'll talk to you again on the other side.
00:25So Athena, tell us, why do you want to go to space?
00:31Well, I've dreamt about it since I was a kid, and that was before anyone had actually done it.
00:35No, I wouldn't say it's been a dream. Well, maybe my wife's dream. Not that I go to space.
00:41She really wanted to be an astronaut. She's an engineer at PAL, the Polytechnic Applied Astrophysics Lab.
00:48I was slated to go up in 72, Apollo 18, trained for two long years. Then Nixon canceled the program,
00:54rat bastard.
00:54Yes. I almost went on Tripp's Real Housewives flight, but there are so many housewives and only so many seats.
01:02And also, I'm not a wife. Yet.
01:06Though you are engaged.
01:07Sure am. Better than any moon rock.
01:10I love you, Tripp.
01:12Not that I'm bitter. 50 years of being a football coach has brought its own rewards.
01:16Why do I want to go to space? Easy. Inspiration, innovation, interplanetary destination.
01:22I can cover Iowa in solar cells and power the entire human race from space.
01:26But by 2250, the Earth is out of resources. It's math.
01:30It's cosmic.
01:31Tripp says that when you're up there, your consciousness shifts, and you see that Earth has no borders, no divisions,
01:40just oneness.
01:41The Buddha called it Nibbana.
01:45Kara said it's known as the overview effect. Astronauts have been reporting on it since the earliest days of manned
01:51space flight. It's supposed to be life-changing.
01:55It's what God sees. So said Frank Borman, Apollo 8, lucky son of a mother. But I've made my peace.
02:00I guess I'm doing it to feel closer to humankind.
02:06I can't really say that I'm going for Karen. Maybe because of her? Really, it should be her up there.
02:13But I promised I'd take lots of pictures.
02:15I guess I'm doing it for my boys. Because the lesson here is never give up on your dreams.
02:20I'm doing it because it's awesome. I mean, we're going to be riding on a big rocket.
02:24I'm humbled and stoked. But mostly stoked.
02:27Why do I want to go to space?
02:31I have no earthly idea.
02:37Astronauts were going to the moon almost every six months. And then they just stopped. No one's even walked on
02:42the surface since the 70s.
02:44Okay. Let's make the 70s sound a little less like the Middle Ages.
02:49The Everyday Heroes mission, it sounds so noble.
02:52Yeah, it's so hazardous.
02:54Hardly.
02:55We launch at Mojave tomorrow morning, orbit twice, and we're back on the ground by brunch.
03:00Trip is calling it his three-hour tour.
03:03Oh, well, we all know how that turned out for Gilligan.
03:05Who's Gilligan?
03:07He's a character from Greek myth.
03:09This whole thing has been market-tested within an inch of its life.
03:14You know who they got going up with them?
03:16Parker Streeton.
03:17He's not a hero. He's barely a zygote.
03:19But his silver company's worth $4 billion, and Trip Hauser wants to buy it.
03:23And Trisha Benoit?
03:25Trip's girlfriend.
03:26Well, his fiancée.
03:28Well, the only reason he couldn't put her on his real housewife slide is because she's not a real wife
03:32yet.
03:32Are you going to have any real astronauts with you?
03:34We are.
03:36Major Lewis Kern, Apollo 18.
03:40This says he's a legend.
03:41He's a high school football coach.
03:45Apollo 18 got scrubbed, so Trip has given him his ride for nostalgia points.
03:51Trip Hauser's stock is tanking, and he is putting five tourists on a roller coaster and saying they're heroes.
03:57Anybody want coffee? I'm going to make some coffee.
03:59You know what? I'll join you.
04:01You good with medium roast?
04:04Hen likes light, but I want her to sleep well and be fresh for the launch.
04:09Are you okay?
04:13Of course I'm not okay.
04:15I'm not jealous, really.
04:18I'm happy for Hen.
04:20She's going to experience something that 99.999% of us never will.
04:26It's going to be this moment.
04:28If she's going to look out the window and see something awe-inspiring, then she's going to turn to share
04:38it with the person next to her.
04:43Then it won't be me.
04:47So I'm the irresponsible one.
04:49First she ghosted us for months on some undercover thing.
04:52Now she's pretending to be an astronaut like she's Neil Armstrong or Katy Perry or something.
04:57All I did was drop out of high school.
05:00She's dropping off the face of the planet.
05:02You'll only be up there for a couple of hours.
05:05So you're okay with it?
05:06I mean, it's kind of weird.
05:08It's like she decided to go bungee jumping or something, and Athena Grant does not bungee jump.
05:12Right, like, what is up with her?
05:15I don't know.
05:16But maybe she just needed to do something to feel alive again.
05:19She's not the one who died.
05:21She lost her husband, Harry.
05:23Well, it's not the first time.
05:24I mean, you'd think she would be used to it by now.
05:26Okay, no, that was mean.
05:27You can't seriously be that mad at her.
05:31I don't know who I'm mad at.
05:34Not you.
05:39You should have told me that you were thinking about dropping out of high school.
05:42Why?
05:43So you could talk me out of it?
05:45I could have told you that there were easier ways of getting her attention.
05:48I didn't do this to get her attention.
05:49I made a choice.
05:51I'm an adult.
05:52I get to do that, right?
05:53Sure.
05:54Like Dad made a choice to go off and save other people's kids in another country?
05:59Like Bobby made a choice to save his team?
06:01Now she's making one.
06:03And it's not one that is going to help anybody or anything.
06:08She's just doing this thing.
06:12You're scared.
06:13I just think it's so stupid.
06:16I don't think you should be taking risks like this for no reason.
06:19She takes bigger risks every day on her job.
06:22Maybe she shouldn't.
06:24Not after everything that has happened.
06:26What's the point?
06:45What did he call that?
06:47The flight dick.
06:49You go on a flight and then you hit the neck.
06:55You know everybody thinks that us going into space is a terrible idea.
07:01No.
07:02That's not true.
07:03They think me taking you to space is a terrible idea.
07:09Because I'm a jinx.
07:11Because you're a jinx.
07:13True.
07:14I am.
07:15I mean, I have a terrible track record when it comes to all forms of non-land-based transportation.
07:22I mean, these are facts.
07:24And if I'm honest, I think twice about taking a train with you two.
07:28Oh, Lord.
07:30I am cursed.
07:31You really are.
07:33You know, you could die because you took me with you.
07:36I really could.
07:36You probably will.
07:39Why do you think I redid my will?
07:41Huh?
07:45Here's to not dying tomorrow.
07:47Oh.
07:48Oh.
07:49Here's to dying tomorrow.
07:51Whatever may be.
07:56The press box is full.
07:57The board is watching via Skyloop.
07:59And the live stream just went live.
08:01Dawn, what are my favorables?
08:02We're at 1.8 million impressions.
08:05Engagement is high, especially for Henrietta and Sergeant Grant.
08:08There's the heartstring factor for Major Kern.
08:11And Parker is trending very well with men 18 to 35.
08:14Apparently, they wish they were him.
08:15They don't wish they were me?
08:17They're divided on maps.
08:19And on Trisha.
08:21What's the problem with Trisha?
08:23We're not sure people will buy her as an everyday hero.
08:27Excuse me.
08:28Miss Trouser.
08:29Sensitive.
08:30Hey.
08:32We're tracking an anomaly with the Skyloop constantly.
08:35Listen, there's an outage in the L2 quadrant.
08:37I didn't poach you from Vezos to track outages.
08:40I have 6,000 satellites up there.
08:42Fix it.
08:42It's not about the outage.
08:44It's about what's causing it.
08:45Look at this.
08:49What is that?
08:51Radiation spike.
08:52Now, it could be nothing.
08:53Or it could be the beginnings of a geomagnetic storm.
08:57We should scrub the launch.
08:59You want to abort the launch for some potential space weather?
09:01If it's knocking out our satellites, it could cause a chain reaction.
09:05What are the odds, Cody?
09:07That this is a G3 or higher?
09:09Put it at 43.7%.
09:12Hmm.
09:14Yeah, well, take those odds.
09:15If we're not aborting the launch,
09:17the caterers are already set up.
09:19Start the countdown.
09:28What makes Hen an everyday hero?
09:30Well, she's brave, obviously.
09:33She's got a kind heart.
09:34If you call for help, you want Hen Wilson.
09:37She's the best paramedic I've ever worked with.
09:39And she's just a hero every day.
09:43I mean, I couldn't have asked for a better teacher.
09:45Working at Hen's side these last few months has been a master class.
09:48I think Hen would be the last person to call herself a hero,
09:52but that's what she is.
09:54Of course, I've always dreamt of going up there
09:55and looking down on the whole world,
09:57but today all I have to do is look up,
10:01because that's where my whole world is going to be.
10:04She's a great friend,
10:06and it's a privilege to be her captain.
10:09Interim captain.
10:10And there's no one I'd rather have up there with her
10:14than Athena Grant.
10:15Athena Grant is a legend.
10:17Three decades of service with the LAPD.
10:19She's a kick-ass sergeant.
10:21Our mom's a lot of things.
10:23Never saw her as an astronaut.
10:24But that's what's cool about this mission, right?
10:27Yes.
10:27We are so proud of you, Mom.
10:29We love you, Mama.
10:31Enjoy the view.
10:32Have a blast.
10:33Have a blast off.
10:35Skies are clear this morning
10:37at Macronova Mojave Mission Control
10:40as we are counting down
10:41to the Inara II's maiden voyage.
10:44Trip Hauser has assembled five everyday heroes
10:47for this historic flight.
10:49These intrepid macronauts
10:51will travel past the Carmen line
10:53and become our first macronaut crew
10:55in low-Earth orbit.
10:56And cheering them on,
10:58the friends and family
10:59who helped these brave pioneers
11:01get to this moment.
11:13This is Flight Director Cody Whiting.
11:15We're starting our final systems checks.
11:18Propulsion.
11:19We're a go.
11:21Thermal.
11:21We're a go.
11:23Flight systems.
11:24Go.
11:29Punch it.
11:35T-minus one minute.
11:39What's all that smoke?
11:41It's condensation from the liquid oxygen.
11:44It's normal.
11:48Who's calling you?
11:49It's my office.
11:51To congratulate you?
11:52Probably.
11:53Excuse me.
11:54Mom, you're missing.
11:56Final countdown.
11:57Down.
11:59Fifteen.
12:00Why the 911 card?
12:02Do you know what today is?
12:03Yeah, I'm watching it.
12:04Why is this idiot still going through with this?
12:05What do you mean?
12:06Noah's warning of a more than 40% chance
12:08of a geomagnetic storm.
12:09Ten.
12:11Nine.
12:13Eight.
12:14Why isn't he aborting?
12:16Seven.
12:18Six.
12:20Five.
12:20Four.
12:24Three.
12:26Two.
12:28One.
12:30Ignition.
12:39Narutu has cleared the tower.
12:42Five.
12:49Five.
12:53Come on.
12:55Come on, baby.
12:56The craft is now reaching max Q.
12:58What is max Q?
13:00It's when the forces on the rocket are at the peak.
13:08Prepare for separation.
13:12Second stage ignition.
13:21I think they made it.
13:24How can you tell?
13:29Are we there?
13:30Oh, my God.
13:37System R, nominal.
13:40Guys.
13:41In R2 is now in low Earth orbit.
13:45Oh, my God.
13:54Is Mama in space?
13:56Yes, baby.
13:56She is.
13:59Macronauts, welcome to Zero-G.
14:01You may unbuckle your harnesses.
14:03Don't be shy, heroes.
14:04Get your float on.
14:08Oh, that is dope.
14:12Oh, thank you, universe.
14:16You are welcome, baby.
14:19Oh.
14:22Oh.
14:26Oh.
14:30Oh, I can fly.
14:34Oh.
14:40Oh.
14:43Great work, everybody.
15:00Oh, how's that for perspective is something all right?
15:19What is that?
15:21Collision.
15:22The Inara?
15:23No.
15:24We've lost two satellites.
15:26Three.
15:29Eighteen.
15:30How?
15:33The avionics are fried.
15:35Formation is collapsing.
15:37I've got bit errors.
15:38So the sky loop is crashing.
15:46What's happening?
15:48Well, we momentarily lost connection with the capsule.
15:50This is completely routine, folks.
15:52They're just having a ball up there without us.
15:54Mom, is that normal?
16:00Hey, kids.
16:02You're gonna want to see this.
16:05Oh, my word.
16:07Like a screensaver.
16:10Mission Control, do you see the Aurora?
16:14Uh, guys?
16:21Brace for impact.
16:30Inara 2.
16:31Trip to Inara 2.
16:33Do you copy?
16:34We've lost 1,200 sats.
16:361,300.
16:37Half our constellation's gone dark.
16:38Or worse.
16:39Will somebody please tell me what is going on?
16:42Uh, comms are gone.
16:44No one's picking up.
16:45Particle streams.
16:47Photon elevations.
16:48No, no.
16:48You said it was only a 10% chance.
16:50I said 43.7%.
16:52This is now 100%.
16:54Of what?
16:56A geomagnetic storm.
17:01How am I supposed to explain that to America?
17:04It's disturbance in the magnetic sphere.
17:05No.
17:05You knew about this and you sent those people up anyway?
17:11You have to know, right?
17:13Who knew what?
17:14Karen, is something wrong up there?
17:15Trip Hauser launched them into a geomagnetic storm.
17:19Is that as bad as it sounds?
17:20I'm finding out now.
17:22Uh, Prashat, uh, how big is the debris field?
17:24Big.
17:25Getting bigger.
17:26Our signal has Skyloop satellites smashing like dominoes.
17:29Fragments everywhere.
17:30What about the Inara?
17:31Still there.
17:3250 kilometers off course and a higher orbit.
17:34So, the capsule's okay?
17:37Well...
17:38Mission Control!
17:39Mission Control!
17:40Do you copy?
17:41Why is this happening?
17:42We got hit by a satellite.
17:44Impact reader and an IMU problem.
17:47Gyroshack.
17:47We've lost all orientation.
17:49So, what do we do now?
17:51Feast the hell out of me.
17:52You're an astronaut!
17:53At Apollo, we have controls.
17:55I don't see any controls.
17:57You and the controls are on the ground.
17:58It's all automated.
17:59What do we do?
17:59Yeah, I don't know.
18:00You're a tech bro.
18:02Check it, bro!
18:03I mean, I guess we could try unplugging it and unplugging it back in.
18:06Might reboot it.
18:07So, you're saying that we're stuck inside a billion dollar printer?
18:11I think I'm gonna puke.
18:13No!
18:14Do not puke in Zero-G!
18:15Where's the damn plug?
18:17My guess, uh, it's in that console.
18:20Looks like there's a door on the front.
18:22Okay!
18:23Do it!
18:24How?
18:24I'm pinned here!
18:28Anybody have a screwdriver?
18:30Yeah, I guess something should work.
18:31It's my Apollo 18 commemorative coin.
18:34I always keep it with me.
18:37They make commemorative coins for missions that don't happen?
18:40I had this one made.
18:42You got it?
18:44Parker!
18:46Pull the plug!
18:51Push through the pain!
18:52Come on, come on!
18:53You've got this in you!
18:54The closer you get to the center, the less I'm took at the floor!
18:57You got it!
18:58Come on!
18:59Come on!
18:59You got it!
19:00Come on!
19:00You got it!
19:00Go!
19:00Go!
19:01Go!
19:02Go!
19:02Go!
19:02Go!
19:03Go!
19:04Go subscribe!
19:04Who are my feets!
19:05I can't do anything without my feets!
19:08I've got a team out at the data center patching like hell!
19:11Well, you tell them we've got 50 billion dollars in five lives and a luego, including my
19:15leader-
19:15Yeah!
19:15All right!
19:16Trip, some of the families have been calling, including Karen Wilson, Henrietta Wilson's
19:22wife.
19:22Okay, well just tell her something, tell her, uh, that everything is looking good here, and
19:27that we'll get back to her.
19:27You can't spin her about the spin.
19:29She works at Polytechnic Applied Astrophysics Lab.
19:32Are we suing them?
19:33Well, we're suing each other.
19:35Okay, well, you tell her that I can't talk to her
19:36unless those lawsuits are resolved.
19:38Perfect.
19:39And for God's sake, please,
19:40remove all our media from remote locations.
19:42I cannot document grieving families getting bad news
19:45if it comes to that.
19:52Photographers are leaving.
19:54I guess they probably got all the reactions they needed.
19:57I knew it.
19:57I knew it.
19:59What did you know?
20:01I knew something terrible was going to happen.
20:02Hey, we don't know anything right now.
20:05She does.
20:07She's probably just trying to get information.
20:09I can't do another funeral, Buck.
20:12Not again.
20:13I can't.
20:15Hey, hey, listen.
20:16All we know right now is they lost communication,
20:19but that could be for a million different reasons.
20:22Let's just take a breath
20:24and try not to spin out.
20:27Come on, come on.
20:28You got the circle.
20:31Engage your core.
20:42Got it.
20:48Okay, okay.
20:49You see a plug?
20:50Oh, it's gotta be this, right?
20:55You made it worse.
20:58Plug it back in.
21:14Oh, thank God.
21:18Yeah.
21:20Let's hear it.
21:22We're an everyday hero.
21:32Parker.
21:34Are you okay?
21:38Parker, can you hear me?
21:40What the hell happened to him?
21:41I think his heart stopped.
21:43Heart attack?
21:43He's so young.
21:45Possible commodio cordis.
21:46Probably brought on when he slammed into this chair.
21:49I've seen this happen on the football field.
21:51The player takes a hard knock to the chest.
21:52Next thing you know, he's down.
21:53I'm not sure what to do here.
21:55Aren't you trained for this?
21:56Yes, on Earth.
21:57But spaceflight decreases amplitude.
22:00Without his vitals, I'm blind, blind.
22:02This takes vitals.
22:03Trip gave it to me.
22:04It's a prototype.
22:05It's not even on the market yet.
22:08Does this measure heart rate?
22:09That, my sleep, my oxygen.
22:11It also scans for toxic vibes.
22:13And just an FYI, everyone, the vibes in here are not good.
22:17O2's low, heart rate's 290.
22:19He's in cardiac arrest, been pulseless VTEC.
22:21I'm gonna have to perform CPR.
22:23Doesn't he need to lie flat on his back?
22:25Yeah.
22:25I feel like that might be a problem.
22:28We have to strap him down.
22:30What's Bishanth?
22:32Hey.
22:32Want some good news?
22:34Please.
22:35The Inara 2 stopped spinning.
22:36What?
22:37How?
22:38No idea.
22:39Do you think Macronova's back in control?
22:41Not a chance.
22:41Their entire satellite constellation is still crashing.
22:45Literally.
22:46There's got to be some way to talk to that capsule.
22:50Wait.
22:51You said the Inara's off course?
22:53So she's gone higher?
22:5550 kilometers too high, but now it's more like 100 and still climbing.
22:58What are you thinking?
22:59I'm thinking that Trip Hauser's satellites aren't the only ones up there.
23:03Meridian.
23:04Exactly.
23:06You want to tell me what the hell's happened with my mom?
23:10How are you going to get them down?
23:12Well, we just need to talk to them first, and then we can figure it out.
23:16If Mission Control can't talk to them, how are you going to?
23:19I have an idea, but I'm going to need to leave for a while in order to bring my mom
23:23back home.
23:23Can we come with you?
23:25No, baby, you're going to stay here.
23:26But I will let you know as soon as I talk to her.
23:29You guys can hang with us.
23:30We've got the games, the grub, and the whole day off.
23:35What the hell?
23:37So much for the whole day being off.
23:39Looks like the entire department's being put on tactical.
23:42What's tactical?
23:43It means they just want us to drive around in the trucks and see if anyone needs your help.
23:48It's okay.
23:49We'll stay with the kids.
23:49You guys go.
23:50You guys go.
23:54You guys go.
23:55You guys go.
23:55You guys go.
24:01You guys go.
24:02Come on, climb in here.
24:07No, Barkley.
24:09I'm just kind of freaking out.
24:11I figure it's better if he does that with us instead of in front of Ben's kids.
24:14He's a kid.
24:15This was eight years old when we took him on the ride along.
24:18And Harry is 18.
24:21Get in.
24:26What do you guys think is going on out there?
24:28The end of the world.
24:339-1-1, what's your emergency?
24:35The sky is falling.
24:42That's as flat as he's going to get.
24:44Give me some room.
24:45Come on.
24:49That's what I'd call American ingenuity right there.
24:58What's his heart rate?
24:59Uh, no change.
25:01This isn't going to work.
25:02His heart needs a shock to reset.
25:04We don't have a defibrillator up here.
25:06We'll have to go analog.
25:12How is that helping?
25:14Trust the process, Trish.
25:19Oh, vitals.
25:22150 and dropping.
25:25Stabilizing.
25:26Nice job.
25:27Nice job.
25:32What happened?
25:33You reset the capsule.
25:35But hands reset your heart.
25:38So when's the big rescue mission to save us happening?
25:41Unclear.
25:42Coms hasn't come back up.
25:44So we're just stuck up here?
25:46Until what?
25:47We die?
25:48That's stinking thinking, son.
25:50Nobody ever won a ball game with an attitude like that.
25:52And I know my tripster, he's going to find a way to get us home, even if he has to
25:57come up here after us himself.
26:00I bet we're trending.
26:04Great balls of fire across the Southland and parts of the world today as flaming debris rains down from the
26:11heavens.
26:11NASA tells us that space weather is causing sky loop satellites to collide and deorbit.
26:17And while they do expect some of this cosmic shrapnel to burn up in the atmosphere, they're advising everybody to
26:23stay indoors.
26:25But don't get too comfy, because devices linked to sky loop may also run amok.
26:37Dispatch, this is Captain 118, beginning survey of Central Alameda.
26:41Hey, they can't tell you anything we don't already know.
26:45So we just drive around and pretend it's not happening?
26:47We do our jobs, helping people.
26:50And what's my job?
26:51To stay in the engine, not annoy me.
26:57911, what's your emergency?
26:59No, I'm sorry, I can't see your location right now.
27:02What's the car street?
27:03Yeah, I understand the app will let you unlock your car.
27:05I'm asking if you have an actual key.
27:07It's in the house, and you don't have an actual key for that either.
27:10You think it's always like this?
27:12I would hope not.
27:13You'd be surprised.
27:15Sue, this is for Sean, my colleague from Powell.
27:17Oh, your pal from Powell.
27:19Sue.
27:19Thanks for letting us crash your circus act.
27:21You said you needed to borrow a phone?
27:23Yes.
27:24I think I have what you need.
27:26I give you the most advanced satellite communications technology of 1998.
27:33Old tech to talk to old tech.
27:35But what's the tech going to talk to?
27:36Because 80% of the calls coming in are satellite connections failing.
27:39Trip Hauser's.
27:40Satellites are failing.
27:41There's a difference?
27:42May I?
27:43Of course.
27:48Trip Hauser's Skyloop, a network of satellites orbiting the Earth.
27:52I had no idea there was this many.
27:54He had 6,000.
27:55Maps a few hours old.
27:56There's fewer now.
27:57Because they're all crashing into each other and hurtling towards Earth?
28:00And in the middle of all that chaos are Hen and Athena, 300 kilometers above the Earth.
28:05Now, we can't communicate with them or Trip's capsule because all of his satellites are dead.
28:10But his satellites are the only ones up there.
28:16Meridian satellites.
28:17They've been up there since the 90s.
28:19800 kilometers high above a debris field.
28:23And they still work.
28:24They started as a DOD network for military ops.
28:27They were built to last.
28:28So we can use this to connect to those?
28:30We talk to a Meridian satellite that's able to relay to the capsule, and then it's person to person.
28:34There's one problem.
28:35Meridian is line of sight technology.
28:37It needs to see a satellite to connect, and that satellite needs to see the capsule.
28:41So we have to wait until their orbits line up above us, and then we have a very limited window
28:47to talk to them.
28:48How limited?
28:4912 minutes.
28:5015 at the most.
28:52And then we lose them for over an hour until they come around again.
28:56Actually, there are two problems.
28:57You said it's line of sight.
28:59So that means this clunker won't work inside the building.
29:02Correct.
29:02Someone has to dial that phone from the roof and patch it into the call center's comm system.
29:07Someone?
29:10Didn't they say not to go outside?
29:18So what exactly are we looking for?
29:20No idea.
29:21They always say you'll know when you see it.
29:24Okay, I think I see it.
29:41All right, let's get cones out.
29:43Let's cordon off this intersection.
29:45It's not one of those self-driving cars.
29:48Uber driver's worst nightmare.
29:53My guess is controlled by satellites.
29:57Yeah, and sensors, localization, mapping, continuous learning.
30:04I need to do my research before I ride.
30:06So what do we do?
30:07Call customer service?
30:09We need to paint it into a corner.
30:12What?
30:12These things are programmed to obey traffic laws.
30:15Its sensors won't allow it to go over double road lines.
30:17But if we can create one, then we can trap it.
30:20Like a demon.
30:22Where can we get some white paint?
30:23Well, what about sand?
30:25You guys keep something on the rig, right?
30:27I told you to stay in the engine.
30:30All right, sand it is.
30:31Let's go.
30:32Let's move.
30:34Help me!
30:36Stop!
30:38Help!
30:39As soon as he goes past.
30:41Okay, go, go, go, go, go.
30:46Here he comes!
30:51All right, we got the back!
30:52Okay, finish it.
31:01All right, de-energize the battery.
31:03Eddie, you're the passenger!
31:08All right, all right.
31:12I'm never getting one of those again.
31:14Zero stars.
31:15Zero!
31:19What is that?
31:21Whoa.
31:22What is happening?
31:24I'm not...
31:28Give me a back fork!
31:30Yeah.
31:40How's it going up there, Terry?
31:42Setting up.
31:43It's gnarly out here.
31:50All right, got it.
31:56Just need to plug into our comms relay.
31:58How long is that going to take?
31:59Should be pretty straightforward.
32:04Or not.
32:05Just give me a few minutes.
32:07We've got sky loop debris in Los Angeles, Ohio, and Indonesia.
32:11Luckily, most of it's hitting the Atlantic.
32:12Do we have anything left up there?
32:15We need to talk to the Inara.
32:16Send smoke signals.
32:18Do something.
32:20You don't want to talk to the board, Myron.
32:22This is not Myron.
32:23This is Maddie Han.
32:26How'd you get this number?
32:27I'm calling from 911 dispatch.
32:29We spoke the other day.
32:30You were...
32:30In a whale.
32:31Oh, Maddie, my guardian angel.
32:33Yeah, look, this is not a good time.
32:36Yeah, even if I told you I could connect you with the Inara?
32:38They call 911?
32:39Of course they call 911.
32:41How did they call 911?
32:43They didn't.
32:43We're calling them.
32:45You can do that?
32:47Yeah, I'm going to connect you with Karen Wilson.
32:50Who the hell is Karen Wilson?
32:51The wife.
32:52The woman who's about to save your undeserving ass.
33:10Hey, come on.
33:11Let's get a gurney.
33:14You ready?
33:14Yeah.
33:17Nice and easy.
33:28Stay in the engine.
33:31The app for my pacemaker is telling me I'm having a heart attack.
33:35Then you should let me go first, because mine's telling me I'm dead.
33:37Ain't gone.
33:38My dialysis machines are failing.
33:40The MRIs are going rogue.
33:42And the sprinklers just turned our oxygen therapy suite into hydrotherapy.
33:45Any of this tech trip?
33:46Housers?
33:47All of it.
33:48Great.
33:49Where should we start?
33:51Okay, clearly that way.
33:59What is that?
34:00That's Ross.
34:01Robotic on the functional surgical system.
34:03The entire suite's automated.
34:05Kill a robot?
34:06Sure, why not?
34:07Who's that?
34:07Oh my God, it's attack.
34:08Dr. Lieberman.
34:11Wait!
34:18How do we turn this thing off?
34:20There's a monitor on the path.
34:21Shut down code 8361.
34:23All right, Buck, Robbie, shut down the robot.
34:25Eddie, you're on Dr. Lieberman.
34:27Let's go.
34:31Okay, everyone, down, down, down, down, down, down.
34:35Let's get him on the table.
34:41All right, the code's not working.
34:45Doc, watch your head!
34:50He's lost a lot of blood.
34:54Pulse is ready.
34:55Head!
34:57We have to stop the bleeding.
35:00Guys, incoming.
35:02I think it's coming back your way.
35:06Get down, get down.
35:09I thought you shut it off.
35:10It's glitching.
35:11See if you can pull a cord or something.
35:13Honey.
35:21Honey.
35:25Returning to docking station.
35:32All right, good night, sweet prince.
35:34Let's get him to vascular.
35:35Three, two, one.
35:39Bunch!
35:39Your heads!
35:41All right, go, go, go, go!
35:42Go, go, go!
35:45Battery backup.
35:46Activity.
35:47Oh, no.
35:48Battery backup.
35:49Oh, no.
35:59All right, you think we can make a run for it?
36:02Uh-huh.
36:07I guess we can.
36:11Okay.
36:19Harry, pick up the mic.
36:24Hello?
36:24We need a sponge hammer and an axe!
36:30Dammit.
36:33Hey, guys.
36:37Breaking the door.
36:38Clear!
36:39Hey, get up!
36:41Hey, Ross!
36:46Fuck!
36:50What?
37:03All right, let's get out of here before his friends show up.
37:06Come on.
37:09All right, we're back in service.
37:11Yeah, Harry!
37:12So keep your eyes open.
37:13If you see anything requiring a response,
37:16just make sure...
37:20That's why you stay in the engine.
37:36Is that somebody's phone?
37:39I think it's mine.
37:45Hello?
37:45Oh, my God.
37:47Oh, my God.
37:48Oh, my God.
37:51I can't believe you went to space without me.
37:56Is everyone okay?
37:57We're all alive, Karen.
37:59Okay, we're not.
38:01I mean, what the hell happened?
38:02The satellites controlling the Inara 2
38:04were taken out by a geomagnetic storm.
38:07Think space hurricane.
38:09I really can't take you anywhere.
38:11All right, we're going to get you home,
38:12but we only have a few minutes before we lose connection,
38:15so we have to move fast.
38:16How are they doing this?
38:18I can't get service in my kitchen.
38:20Maddie is going to patch you through to mission control.
38:22I'm going to connect you to Trip Hauser and his team, okay?
38:29Macronova, you are now connected with the Inara.
38:31How are my fearless macronauts?
38:33Angry.
38:34How the hell did you not know about this space hurricane?
38:37Who's that?
38:38That's the cop, Sergeant Grant.
38:42Sergeant Grant.
38:43Yes, NOAA,
38:45the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration,
38:49underestimated the threat.
38:51I'm looking into it,
38:53but in the meantime,
38:55let's work on getting you home safely, okay?
38:57Are you coming to get us, baby?
38:59No, Pumpkin.
39:00The Inara's going to bring you right back home to us.
39:02How?
39:03Okay.
39:04You see that console in the center of the craft?
39:06A little door on it?
39:07I already popped it.
39:09Okay, great.
39:11We're going to move some stuff around in there.
39:12You might want to consider putting actual controls in next time.
39:16Never underestimate a good toggle.
39:18Yeah, okay.
39:20Now, we're going to manually start the return phase.
39:23Now, all you have to do is listen close
39:25and trust that I got you, okay?
39:29You're looking for a card.
39:31It says thrusters.
39:32You see it?
39:33Yeah.
39:34Okay, now reseed it.
39:38Done.
39:41What now?
39:43Nothing happened?
39:45No.
39:51Maybe we reroute power to the thrusters.
39:55Do you see a wire marked interface?
39:58Yeah.
39:58Disconnect that and reconnect it to thrusters.
40:10Done.
40:21Yes!
40:22We're moving!
40:24Woo!
40:25Hallelujah!
40:27Woo!
40:28Woo!
40:28Ha-ha-ha-ha!
40:29Yes!
40:30All right.
40:33yes all right that's your de-orbit burn it's slowing you now we're gonna orient the onara
40:39and let gravity do the rest you're basically home free oh no what what what's happening we got fire
40:52it's coming out of the damn vent windows closing no okay don't panic there's a fire suppression
40:57button it's on the side of your chair it's a red button got it cover your eyes
41:10that didn't work
41:14mission control there's gotta be a fire extinguisher somewhere check the panel
41:19that's the control
41:20do you copy the whole damn thing is on fire
41:26go get it
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42:11go get it
42:11You
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