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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander up. I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world,
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander
00:09and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It's Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone.
00:22There's no one to know.
00:23A lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So what's my name gonna be?
00:29Dream.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:01You've gone through the suit that you couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08Que los forever.
01:11Que los forever.
01:15Que los forever.
01:19Que los forever.
01:20Que los forever.
01:27Que los forever.
01:29Let's go!
01:59A golden star
02:00You think you're clever
02:03Good God
02:04She took a break
02:06Made a mistake
02:07When she made driver
02:11Get lost forever
02:15Get lost forever
02:19Get lost forever
02:20You think I'm pretty
02:26You think I'm pretty
02:27Cool if you wanna put me
02:29Well, come on, flying back out on the ice for Boston
02:32Tomorrow, this is fine
02:34You're gonna have to get lost in the game
02:35That's it for you
02:38This box is on the same thing, turn it off
02:40But, you know, I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:43Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:48I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:51I know
02:53You're up at night
02:56Hunched over your phone like
02:58A tree
03:00A darker hill
03:02It's crooked from the wind that bites
03:07You say
03:08You're lost to see
03:11You're lost to see
03:11Call the power in your light
03:14You're lost to hope you're relevant
03:18I'm standing in my light
03:21You're standing in my light
03:24You're standing in my light
03:26You're sta-
03:34Hunched over your nose
03:35To escape
03:35You're not Area
03:35You think I'm pretty
03:36You think I'm pretty
03:38Cool
03:39You say to scare you
03:40And most people do
03:43You are the real worldешь
03:45But you don't
03:46You don't know
03:46What I want
03:47In spite of everything
03:48I guess there's just no city tour
03:50Nice try
03:52Knock it out隨
03:54Good job
03:56Just take a fucking hit
03:58I said I'll see ya
03:59You wanna be ya
04:00You wanna be ya
04:02Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya
04:06Nice try
04:07Get out with it
04:09You're in our way
04:11Get lost forever
04:24Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy
04:31I fucking mean what I mean
04:32You're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston, you wanna see it?
04:39Uh, no thanks
04:40Honestly guys, it doesn't help me focus
04:42Yeah, Mitty, go be weird somewhere else
04:45I'm not even that weird
04:47Whatever you need, Captain
04:49Hey, Hollander
04:50Can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in like time?
04:52Yeah
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander
04:57What does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game
05:03But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team
05:07And how about that other team?
05:09Ilya Rosanoff has been on a tear lately
05:12He had a hat trick last week
05:13And he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race
05:15Wanna know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:17Nah, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me
05:19Thanks guys
05:19Let's go
05:20Let's go
05:21Let's go
05:24Let's go
05:44Let's go
05:53Let's go
05:55Let's go
06:06Let's go
06:15Let's go
06:16Let's go
06:17Let's go
06:21Let's go
06:28Let's go
06:33Let's go
06:34Let's go
06:35Let's go
06:35Let's go
06:36Let's go
06:36Let's go
06:36Let's go
06:36Let's go
06:39Let's go
06:39Let's go
06:42Let's go
06:56Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:02Well, no.
07:04Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:22You will murder me.
07:24Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game?
07:39You're such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking didn't.
07:45And I still beat your ass.
07:46Yeah, barely.
07:53Wow, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one.
08:02Right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman?
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:32In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Oh, fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:44A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49Such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you like it.
08:55I'm going to smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00And you shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:12No, you come here.
09:22You still want.
09:24You still want.
09:33Don't worry, you don't feed.
09:45Oh, wow, wow.
09:47You think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
10:27Oh, my God.
10:30Stay right here.
10:37He's okay.
10:39Stay right here.
10:52Oh, shit, Rose.
10:59You think you're okay?
11:09It's you.
11:12It's you.
11:14Okay.
11:16It's you.
11:20It's you.
11:24It's you.
11:28It's you.
11:29It's you.
11:31I want you to be sick, Rose.
11:31Oh, my God.
11:34Oh, my God.
11:53Oh, God.
11:53Are you...
11:55Oh, God.
11:56Hold it.
11:58Oh.
12:00Oh.
12:02Oh.
12:02Oh.
12:03Oh.
12:05Oh, God.
12:22Now the bed's all dirty.
12:25What?
12:26Shut up.
12:32Hey, we'll show it now, okay?
12:38Stay alive.
12:46Stay alive.
12:49Stay alive.
12:50Stay alive.
12:52Stay alive.
12:57You killed me, Linder.
12:59I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:08Worth the wait.
13:24I should go.
13:38I should go.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:42Mmm.
13:44Yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:47They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4am to watch every game.
13:55I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched.
14:06I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what?
14:09Ron's medal?
14:10You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself, Rosnan.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:37Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games,
14:53and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:57What an embarrassing and embarrassing year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice,
15:04and especially for the young phenom, Ilya Rosanoff,
15:07chosen as his country's captain.
15:12I'm in Paris
15:19I'm in Paris
15:20A wheel that rolls from a cigar to a ferny
15:27It got all caught under me
15:36All in there, what's up, motherfucker?
15:39Boys.
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Fanny.
15:42Be nice, they fucking lost Latvia.
15:44I mean, did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:47A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56Excuse me, this year, baby, we're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:58You look great in silver, Fanny, don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes, yes it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:10Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah, you're probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not going to be here long.
16:14Alright, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:18We're training together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for them.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, it's fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36Hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:42I mean, they're just kind of floundering.
16:49You know what's going on?
16:53Maybe they're just going to be one day.
17:00I think I was going to be the line of speed.
17:04What's going on?
17:05Huh?
17:07Yeah.
17:09Oh, it's good.
17:10You're welcome.
17:10I'm going to be the last one.
17:12The last one in the world.
17:12I'm going to be the last couple of years.
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:46I'm not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:53Fine.
17:54Go sit down.
17:58We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Hollander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:12Please.
18:12Go.
18:13You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:19Now you go.
18:22What?
18:23Fuck.
18:37You need to meet me.
18:38Yes, my father.
18:41The minister still wants to meet you today,
18:45regardless of what you want.
18:48This is my honor.
18:50You must be proud of my honor.
18:52After yesterday,
18:55you won...
18:58...Latvian.
18:59...Latvian.
19:01And he still does.
19:03How did you do it?
19:04Is it not sad?
19:06Not sad, my father.
19:07Well, not so.
19:09They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a game, it's a shame.
19:14It's not a shame.
19:16It's not a shame.
19:16It's not a shame you showed up in childhood.
19:20I'm playing better than when I was born.
19:23Our team is injured.
19:25The team is not a game.
19:26It's a game?
19:27What is this American absurd?
19:29What is it?
19:31You, captain, you make them a game.
19:34You, captain, you always want to find someone who is guilty.
19:36From childhood.
19:42Who is it to you?
19:46Your mother?
19:47She can't do this.
19:49What's the problem?
19:53What do you want to do?
19:54Yep, my father.
19:57My mother, Mom, you still have to die.
20:06...
20:09...
20:10...
20:10...
20:10...
20:12...
20:13...
20:13...
20:13...
20:13...
20:13Of course.
20:17We need to go to the night.
20:24So I can meet the minister.
20:29Yes.
20:30Ready?
20:31Let's go.
20:34Of course, I'm always very proud of him.
20:36He's always been a military officer.
20:38But what's going on?
20:40No, he wasn't in the form.
20:42Kocchik, Kocchik, he still stays.
20:44He needs to rest.
20:46He has to be in the United States.
20:48He has to work well.
20:50Good, good.
20:51It's too good.
20:52It's a problem with leadership.
20:56It's always a problem with leadership.
20:59Leadership.
20:59We're not too sure.
21:04I'm too much talking.
21:07You're my angel.
21:09You're too much talking.
21:11Especially when it's about hockey.
21:14Only when we're winning, Papa.
21:16I'm going to go to bar.
21:18He needs to be one more time.
21:21Look how she's behind you.
21:24From the same time.
21:27I'm an angel.
21:28It would be nice if you remember it.
21:31I want to drink.
21:33I want to drink.
21:34Nice!
21:52Divinity!
21:57Divinity, Sasha!
22:04I don't think you played well.
22:07I will say thank you, but I know that you don't think you're playing well.
22:11For the people who have been a whole life son of a coach for hockey,
22:14you have to avoid this.
22:16I sometimes blame you on me.
22:19When I see what it's worth, I blame you on me.
22:22In any case, it doesn't matter for you.
22:25It doesn't matter.
22:26Why did you do that?
22:28My father...
22:29Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:36And you don't care about these crazy games,
22:39when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:42Really?
22:42Yes, it's true.
22:44The Huntry and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:46The New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think you will win this year.
22:53In this year?
22:54Yes, in this year.
22:55I don't care about it.
22:56Because I think he's traumatized.
22:59I think he's traumatized.
23:01What do you know?
23:02What do you know?
23:02On the extra sense.
23:03What do you think?
23:04I don't care about it.
23:06I don't care about it.
23:09I don't care about it.
23:11You haven't seen it.
23:12What do you know?
23:13I don't care about it.
23:15You've been in the past.
23:18You've been in the past.
23:19You've been in the past.
23:30more than I was talking to her with her.
23:36Thank you, I'm going to sleep.
23:38Tomorrow you should look perfect.
23:41You should look perfect.
23:43You should look perfect.
23:44But you need to agree with us.
23:48We'll see you in the next week.
23:51See you later.
23:57What's up?
24:00How is Paris, Sasha?
24:03Wow, it's cool.
24:06I just love this place.
24:10Clubs are my head.
24:13The girls are just beautiful.
24:18And boys?
24:20Well, you've seen the French boys.
24:25Yeah, Ilya?
24:32Oh, my God.
24:34I'm nothing.
24:37You don't know how you are.
24:41You don't lie.
24:43You don't flirt at the answer.
24:47You were more fun.
24:53Ilya, Ilya.
24:57Hey.
25:09Here? Seriously?
25:12The danger was to you earlier.
25:17If you remember, you don't change me.
25:22We're the same, Sasha.
25:23I'm sorry.
25:26Yeah.
25:28It's true.
25:33Let's go.
25:35Okay, let's go somewhere else.
25:40No.
25:50No, no.
25:52Okay.
25:53I'll find a wedding.
25:55Okay.
26:06I'm glad to see you.
26:08I'm glad to see you.
26:23Okay.
26:25Captain's here.
26:26Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
26:30What am I supposed to do with this?
26:32I don't know. My mom told me to give away.
26:34Oh, my God.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay, playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule. You just make that up.
26:43Oh, Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander. You can barely even grow one.
26:48No, no. Fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:50Fuck you, AJ.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:53Stop!
26:53What the hell?
26:54What the hell?
26:55Boys, it's starting.
26:57Turn it up.
26:57It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:00You know that Ilya Rozanov wants this bad.
27:03Rozanov and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:06A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11Ooh!
27:12He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up!
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:31Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win!
27:39Here!
27:40At home!
27:41Tonight!
27:43As much fun as it would be to go to California and humiliate them there,
27:47but I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco!
27:57I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup!
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco!
28:28I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates it the most.
28:34What?
28:35You hate Rosenhoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But...
28:38He's very good at hockey.
28:40The best probably.
28:41Eh, nah.
28:42You're the fucking best all-hander.
28:44Yeah.
28:44Okay?
28:44Not that animal.
28:46Shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:49And that is that.
28:51The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year for Lilia Rosenhoff.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in blocked shots.
29:02In shots he ends.
29:03And on his lead.
29:04It's not all-hander.
29:07That's it, Lilia!
29:12Woo!
29:13Woo!
29:15Woo!
29:16Woo!
29:20Woo!
29:22Woo!
29:22Woo!
29:38Wow…
29:38Nice watch…
29:38Can I give this you for free or watch?
29:40Where the fuck were you, Ronald?
29:41Five seconds.
29:42Yeah, twenty-five seconds.
29:43Or even doing?
29:45and now presenting the lord tower award i was busy ilyia rosanoff and shane hall
29:59but the most important thing is the friends we make along the way
30:06hey before we give out next award can i get a selfie with you what come on when will this
30:14ever happen again buddy okay fine but hurry up
30:24great give me your number i'll text them to you no chance
30:29and the lord talon award for most sportsman like player goes to
30:51so
31:16Well...
31:18What?
31:19What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in, like, six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
31:29and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:32So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
32:00Maybe you ask nicely.
32:07Hmm?
32:09Please.
32:14If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick,
32:19you will have to ask nicer than that.
32:24Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:33Please.
32:44No.
32:48What?
32:50No.
32:53We will go back to our seats,
32:55watch the rest of this boring show,
32:57and then go to boring party after.
33:01And then, when I've been waiting all night,
33:04you'll come back to my hotel room,
33:07and I will maybe,
33:10maybe,
33:10do more than just suck your dick.
33:15When did your English get so good?
33:19I, uh,
33:20I read The New Yorker now.
33:22Really?
33:24No.
33:24The New Yorker is boring.
33:28My dad loves it.
33:30Ah.
33:32So being boring is,
33:33is genetic.
33:35Wow.
33:36Genetic.
33:42Let's make a deal.
33:44If you win MVP tonight,
33:46I will blow you,
33:47fuck you,
33:48whatever you want.
33:52And if you win?
34:07you.
34:11What?
34:12Good luck coming.
34:24Good luck coming.
34:25So if we need them,
34:27if we need them,
34:28there's going to be...
34:29How many of these positions are going to do,
34:31right?
34:32These will all line up,
34:34especially since they're in the last game,
34:36I'll draw this line.
34:37Let's wait.
34:38Let's get it.
34:58Congratulations.
35:01Now, take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:08You're such an asshole.
35:50What?
35:53Just a lot of windows.
36:17good now get on the bed
36:26this is a good hotel very nice vodka it's hard to find in america okay
36:36touch yourself what show off for me i want to watch you
36:40you what it's my special day hollander i want to watch
36:44i've never no shit fuck you give me some vodka at least
36:50no no no vodka is for after is your reward
37:29do you want to know how it feels
37:32how it feels holding the cup you fucking asshole i can barely describe it oh my god hollander
38:04are you gonna fuck me
38:05we will see i need what you know tell me
38:23i need you
38:26i need you
38:31i need you
39:00now
39:26So Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:46To Russia for the summit?
39:49Oh yes.
39:56Why?
39:59What do you mean why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to, it's home.
40:09Yeah, but I don't know, is it safe?
40:15What do you mean safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you, do you even like it there?
40:30What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:43Oh.
40:45Yeah, you too I should have.
40:55So I'm off.
40:59Goodbye Hollander.
41:01I don't know.
41:02I don't know.
41:10I don't know.
41:22I don't know.
41:23I don't know.
41:23I don't know.
41:37I don't know.
41:46I don't know.
42:17I don't know.
42:43I don't know.
43:13I don't know.
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