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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander up. I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world,
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander
00:09and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It's Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone.
00:22There's no one to know.
00:23A lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So what's my name gonna be?
00:29Dream.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:01You're born feet up.
01:03Super.
01:04You couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08You're in our way.
01:09You're in our way.
01:10You're in our way.
01:12You're in our way.
01:12You're in our way.
01:12You're in our way.
01:14You're in our way.
01:15You're in our way.
01:19You're in our way.
01:24You're in our way.
01:26You're in our way.
01:30Let's go!
01:59A golden star
02:00You think you're clever
02:03Good God
02:04She took her brave
02:06Made a mistake
02:07When she made driver
02:11Get lost forever
02:15Get lost forever
02:19Get lost forever
02:20You think I'm pretty
02:26You think I'm pretty
02:27Cool if you wanna fuck me
02:29Well, come on, flying back out on the ice for Boston
02:32Tomorrow, this is fine
02:34We're gonna have to get lost in the game today
02:35That's it for you
02:38This one's coming soon, big turtle
02:40I really hope you're gonna
02:42Get out soon
02:44Oh man, I hope you're gonna
02:46Get out soon
02:48I really hope you're gonna
02:50Get out soon
02:51I know
02:53You're up at night
02:56Hunched over your phone
02:58Like
02:59A tree, a dark
03:01A hill that's crooked
03:03From the wind that bites
03:06You say
03:08You're lost
03:10You're lost to see
03:10Call the power in your light
03:14You're lost to hope you're relevant
03:18I'm standing in my light
03:21You're standing in my light
03:24You're standing in my light
03:26You're sta-
03:41Just one
03:49Go
03:52Go
03:54Good job
03:56Just take a fucking hit
03:58I said I'll see ya
03:59You wanna be ya
04:00Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya
04:06Nice try
04:08Get out with it
04:09You're in our way
04:11Get lost forever
04:24Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight
04:26I'm gonna fucking back
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy
04:31I fucking mean what I mean
04:32You're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston, you wanna see?
04:39Uh, no thanks
04:40Honestly guys, it doesn't help me focus
04:42Yeah, Mitty, go be weird somewhere else
04:45I'm not even that weird
04:47Whatever you need, Captain
04:49Hey, Hollander
04:50Can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in like time?
04:52Yeah
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander
04:57What does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game
05:03But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team
05:07And how about that other team?
05:09Ilya Rosanoff has been on a tear lately
05:12He had a hat trick last week
05:13And he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race
05:15Wanna know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:17Nah, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me
05:18Thanks, guys
05:19Thanks, guys
06:00Thanks, guys
06:00Thanks, guys
06:00Thanks, guys
06:27Thanks, guys
06:27Thanks, guys
06:27Thanks, guys
06:27Thanks, guys
06:56Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley
07:00You're straight up blushing, Ross
07:02Well, no
07:03Never in life have I blushed
07:05Russians do not do this
07:22You will murder me
07:23Maybe
07:25Get in
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39You're such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking didn't.
07:45And I still beat your ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:53Wow, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one.
08:02Right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Sure.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:44A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49He's such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you'll like it.
08:55Smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00And you shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:12No, you come here.
09:22It's the one.
09:25It's the one.
09:33Don't worry, it will fit.
09:45Wow, wow.
09:47You think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
10:06Where were you?
10:15Please don't go.
10:23Please don't go.
10:29Oh, my God.
10:37He's okay.
10:58You think you're okay?
11:08It's you.
11:12It's you.
11:20It's you.
11:28You think you're okay?
11:30I don't want you to be okay.
11:31Oh, my God.
11:33Oh, my God.
11:45Oh, my God.
11:48Oh, my God.
11:49Oh, my God.
11:53Are you?
11:55Oh, God.
12:22No, the bed's all dirty.
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:32We'll show it now, okay?
12:57You killed me, Lunder.
12:59I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:08Worth the wait.
13:24I should go.
13:32So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:43Mm, yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:47I mean, they're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4am to watch every
13:51game.
13:55I bet, uh, your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what? Bronze medal?
14:11You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you cum and it was free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself, Rosalind.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:37Bye.
14:39Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we're four days into this year's Winter Games,
14:53and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi.
14:57What an embarrassing and embarrassing year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice,
15:04and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff,
15:07chosen as his country's captain.
15:36All in there.
15:37All right, what's up, motherfucker?
15:39Boys.
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Vani.
15:42Be nice to you.
15:43You fucking lost to Latvia.
15:44Did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:47A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56So you say this year, baby, we're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:58You look great in silver, Vani.
16:00Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:01Yeah.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:09Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah.
16:11You're probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not going to be here long.
16:14All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:18We're training together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for him.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, I'd fucking pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36Hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:46Not here.
17:48No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:53Fine.
17:53We'll see Tom.
17:58We...
17:58We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Hollander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:12Please, go.
18:14You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:19Now you go.
18:21What the fuck?
18:25What the fuck?
18:38Yes, of course.
18:41The minister still wants to meet you today, regardless of what you want.
18:48This is my honor.
18:50You should be proud of your honor.
18:52After yesterday, you won...
18:58...Latvian.
18:59...Latvian.
19:01And he is still drinking.
19:03How did you do it?
19:05Is it not sad?
19:06Not sad, of course.
19:07But not so.
19:09They are not teaching you discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a game, it's a game.
19:14It's a real shame.
19:16It's not to be true of the hopes you showed up in childhood.
19:20I'm playing better now than when we were.
19:23Our team is damaged.
19:25The team is playing.
19:26Playing?
19:27What is this American absurd?
19:29What is playing?
19:31You, captain, you make them playing.
19:34You are always looking for a victim of a victim.
19:36You always find a victim of a victim.
19:42Who is it to be called?
19:46Your mother?
19:48She doesn't know this.
19:49What do you do?
19:53What do you do?
19:54No, my father.
19:56My mother.
20:00Mom, you're dead.
20:03You're dead.
20:05You're dead.
20:07You're dead.
20:08You're dead.
20:10You're dead.
20:12You're dead.
20:13Yes, sir.
20:17You're dead.
20:20I'm dead.
20:23quiet.
20:25to get the pro.
20:25I try to meet him with the minister.
20:28Yeah.
20:30Ready?
20:31I'm going.
20:33Of course, I have always been in the same way.
20:36Everything is in the military.
20:38But what is going on?
20:40No, he was not in the form.
20:42He is not in the form.
20:44He has to rest.
20:46He has to stay in the United States.
20:48He has to work well.
20:50He is good.
20:51He is good.
20:54But it's a problem with leadership.
20:56It's always a problem with leadership.
21:05You're too much talking.
21:08You're too much talking.
21:08You're too much talking.
21:09You're too much talking.
21:10You're too much talking.
21:11You're too much talking.
21:11Especially when it's about hockey.
21:14Only when we win, dad.
21:16I'm going to go to a bar.
21:18He has to be more than one.
21:21Look how she is behind you.
21:24From the same time.
21:27I'm an angel.
21:28It would be nice if I remember it.
21:31I want to drink.
21:33I want to drink.
21:34I want to drink something more interesting.
21:52There's Ninkia.
21:57It's been a long time, Sasha.
22:04I think you've played well.
22:07I would say thank you.
22:08But I know that you're not looking for any other games.
22:11For the one who has been a whole life
22:12son of a coach for hockey,
22:14you know it's not to be able to do this.
22:16I sometimes accept your opinion.
22:19When I see what it is,
22:21I will accept your opinion.
22:22In any case, it doesn't have any meaning for you.
22:25It doesn't have? Why did you do that?
22:28My father...
22:29Your father is a fool who will kill you in any case.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:36And you don't care about these crazy games,
22:39when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:42Really?
22:42Yes, it's true.
22:44The Huntry and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:46New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think in this year you'll be able to win this year.
22:53In this year?
22:54Yes, in this year.
22:55Because I think that Midka is traumatized.
23:00Where do you know all this?
23:02On the extrasense.
23:04With the traumatized brothers, you can't get there.
23:07You've seen the team quite well.
23:11Listen.
23:13This is the Vostok. Then you'll be able to win.
23:15You'll be able to win whoever you want in the West.
23:18The Vostok.
23:18In Chicago, not the way before.
23:21In the Finale, more than that, it will be San Francisco,
23:24and they're good, but you're too young.
23:28And so you'll win the Cubs.
23:29You will win the Cubs series a year before I were playing with your mum.
23:36No, thank you, I'm not going to sleep in the morning.
23:39You need to be perfect at all.
23:41You always look perfect at all.
23:43You know, but you need to agree with us.
23:48We'll see you in the morning.
23:51Bye.
23:52Well, what?
24:00How are you, Sasha?
24:03Oh, it's cool.
24:06I just love this place.
24:10Clubs? It's my head.
24:14People. It's just nice.
24:18And boys?
24:20Well, you've seen the French boys?
24:25Yeah, Ilya?
24:32Yeah.
24:33Oh, my God.
24:35I'm not sure.
24:37You don't know how you are.
24:41You don't lie.
24:43You don't lie.
24:44You don't lie.
24:45You don't lie.
24:50You don't lie.
24:52You don't lie.
24:56You don't lie.
25:07You don't lie.
25:11You don't lie.
25:16You don't lie.
25:18You don't lie.
25:21You don't lie.
25:22I don't lie.
25:23I don't lie.
25:33I don't lie.
25:35I don't lie.
25:50Okay.
25:51All right. I'll find the wedding.
25:55Okay.
26:04I'll see you later.
26:06I'm glad to see you.
26:25What happens here?
26:26Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
26:30What am I supposed to do with this?
26:32I don't know. My mom told me to give away.
26:34Oh, my God.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay, playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule. You just make that up.
26:43Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander. You can barely even grow one.
26:48No, no, fuck you, Swedish in bread.
26:50Fuck you, AJ.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:53Stop!
26:53Boys, it's starting.
26:57Turn it up.
26:57It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside.
27:00As we speak, you know that Ilya Rozenov wants this bad.
27:03Rozenov and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:07A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:20Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:27I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:29Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:39Here.
27:40At home.
27:41Tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would be to go to California and humiliate them there, but I want to hear
27:48our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:57I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:02So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup.
28:28I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:35You hate Rosanoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But he's very good at hockey.
28:40The best probably.
28:41Eh, nah.
28:42You're the fucking best all-hander.
28:44Okay?
28:44Not that animal.
28:46Shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:49And that is that.
28:51The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year for Lilia Rosanoff.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in block shots.
29:02In shots against.
29:03And obviously.
29:04the Phenix Panthers.
29:07Metronelago!
29:29Obviously the most appearance.
29:37Well, nice watch.
29:38Can I give this to you for free or what?
29:40Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:41Five seconds.
29:42Yeah, 25 seconds.
29:43Or even doing.
29:46And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award...
29:49I was busy.
29:50That's who?
29:51Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
29:59But the most important thing...
30:02Is the friends we make along the way.
30:07Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on.
30:13When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:16Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number.
30:26I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:29And the Lord Tower Award for most sportsmanlike player goes to...
30:47Welcome to the Joezogenges.
30:47Nice job.
30:47Let me sit down.
30:47Thank you, Ron.
30:48Aren't you ready?
30:49Cheers.
30:49What are you?
30:50Cheers.
30:50What are you?
30:51Cheers.
30:52Cheers.
30:52Cheers.
31:16Well...
31:18What?
31:19What the fuck do you want, Rosenhoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us and then it's for some fucking
31:30clown show.
31:32So yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh fuck you, you are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
32:00Maybe you ask nicely.
32:07Hmm?
32:09Please.
32:14If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick, you will
32:19have to ask nicer than that.
32:24Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick, please.
32:44No.
32:48What?
32:50No.
32:53We will go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to boring party
32:59after, and then when you have been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room and I will
33:08maybe, maybe do more than just suck your dick.
33:15When did your English get so good?
33:19I, uh, I read the New Yorker now.
33:22Really?
33:23No.
33:24The New Yorker is boring.
33:28My dad loves it.
33:30Ah.
33:31Yeah.
33:32So being boring is, is genetic.
33:35Wow.
33:36Genetic.
33:42Let's make a deal.
33:44If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:52And if you win?
34:11Good luck coming.
34:13Good luck coming.
34:18No.
34:19No.
34:20No.
34:22No.
34:25No.
34:31No.
34:34No.
34:35No.
34:36No.
34:41Oh, no.
34:46No.
34:58Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:32You're such an asshole.
35:49What?
35:53It's a lot of windows.
36:16Good.
36:18Now get on the bed.
36:26This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show off for me.
36:39I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:41It's my special day, Hollander.
36:43I want to watch.
36:45I've never...
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka at least.
36:50No, no, no.
36:52Vodka is for after.
36:53Yes.
36:53The sort of Rather is your reward.
36:55No.
37:01Not anymore.
37:01Unless you haveura.
37:07Yeah.
37:08Yeah.
37:22I'm forgive one.
37:23No.
37:29Do you want to know how it feels?
37:32How what feels?
37:34Holding the cup.
37:36You fucking asshole.
37:38I can barely describe it.
37:40Oh my God, Hollander.
37:54Fuck.
38:04Are you gonna fuck me?
38:06We will see.
38:10I need...
38:13What?
38:15You know.
38:16Tell me.
38:19You?
38:23You?
38:25I need you.
39:07I need you.
39:09I need you.
39:11I need you.
39:13I need you.
39:15I need you.
39:16I need you.
39:17I need you.
39:18One, two, one.
39:21Ten we is.
39:22Ten.
39:26So Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:45To Russia for the summer?
39:49Oh, yes.
39:57Why?
39:59What do you mean, why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to. It's... it's home.
40:11Yeah, but... I don't know. Is it safe?
40:16What do you mean, safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you... do you even like it there?
40:30What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:43Oh.
40:45Yeah, you too I should have.
40:56So, uh, I'm off.
40:59Goodbye Hollander.
41:18I'm sorry.
41:19I'm sorry.
41:22Good.
41:41I'm sorry.
41:45I'm sorry.
41:47But so much of your life...
42:17Father.
42:47Father.
43:17Father.
43:20Father.
43:31Father.
43:32Father.
43:33Father.
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