00:03Rory is presenting on Ewan. Ewan, if you can make yourself known.
00:08Give us a wave, Ewan. Give us a wave, Ewan.
00:13Ladies and gentlemen, I'm not going to waste your time and neither is my mate.
00:16It is Ewan. Ewan is 28 and straight.
00:23He's a strapping Scottish man. He is confident and funny. What a catch.
00:28The answer is, of course, no. You don't want to date someone who can DJ. You want someone who tried
00:33to DJ.
00:39Love that. What a start. What a start.
00:43We are going to have five presentations in the first section, then we're going to have a little break.
00:47You've got the cards in front of you that are on there.
00:49Today I'm going to be auctioning, I mean, selling, presenting my bestie, Sienna.
00:55So she is taking applications for men.
01:00She lives in London. She's obviously gorgeous.
01:03And, okay, let's just get to it. She's from Hawaii.
01:06So that's a major flex.
01:08What you're signing up for is obviously fun, a little bit of chaos, and, uh, Hawaii. Yeah.
01:15Two tickets.
01:16Yeah, Sienna, shoot your shot. She's amazing.
01:22Yay!
01:25She's looking to choose between a lifestyle, aren't you?
01:28You can't make it up. You can't make it up.
01:31Next up.
01:32Single, ready to mingle.
01:34And his name is Will.
01:36It's one syllable. It's really easy to remember.
01:40Uh, but why trust me? Why take my word for this?
01:43You know, what, what, basically, he's my best mate.
01:46I know what I'm talking about, so take my word for it when I say this guy's an absolute catch.
01:50Just so Zach knows, could I, if anybody here is single, can you make some noise so Zach knows about
01:56it, please?
01:57He's straight. His sex is male, because, uh, yes, please wasn't an option.
02:03Height, height, tall enough, weight, frankly, none of your business.
02:06Uh, not much fun is happening without Zach.
02:09But worth noting, if Zach's speaking to somebody, I'm still single as well, so fun with me.
02:15Pretty good option as well.
02:16Look at those stars.
02:18Here he is running a half marathon for charity.
02:21God, duh, get it.
02:23Uh, he's run four half marathons.
02:25He's training for a full marathon.
02:27Uh, but let's do some cons.
02:29Alright, everyone's got pros, everyone's got cons.
02:31Let's get into some cons.
02:32I don't have much of a point showing this.
02:35Give it up a win, everybody!
02:42Now, in a big twist of fate, I'm, I'm reading into this.
02:47We need to record it.
02:48Can you record it?
02:49Can you record it?
03:11Um, a bit more about Lauren, she's 30, she's a structural engineer, so even though she, um, will stop walls
03:23from falling down, she'll always be there to support you.
03:27She also likes going out for dinners, drinks with friends and going to festivals and raves.
03:32Um, interesting fact, she's just about to submit her sexy fantasy romance book to publishers.
03:37Thank you, Molly.
03:39Of course.
03:58Thank you all your numbers, and it's, with pride of the
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